Original subtitles

(ALL SCREAM)

(BUNNICULA LAUGHS)

(SHIVERS)

Aah, so cold!

Who left the window open?

Huh?

All the windows are closed. Where's the breeze coming from?

(DOOR SQUEAKS)

(WIND BLOWS)

(FUN MUSIC PLAYS)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(FUN MUSIC STARTS)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUSIC STARTS)

CHESTER: Guys!

Wow! Neato!

What is this place?

Oh, you guys found my snack place.

Let me show you around.

HAROLD: ♪ Oh, here in the magic land of closet

♪ I can be your guide

CHESTER: What?

♪ There's a giant donut here for you to eat

♪ And everything is a tasty treat

♪ There's no veggies here only sweets

-BUNNICULA: Yuck! -HAROLD: Sorry, Bun!

♪ You can take a bath in a giant blob of Jell-O

♪ We'll skip across cookies in the milky milk lake

(BUNNICULA MUMBLES)

♪ And eat these... ♪

Enough! No more singing.

All right. I mean, everything's made of candy.

It's... It's... It's...

Pretty self explanatory.

HAROLD:♪ It's totally self explanatory

♪ It explains itself ♪

CHESTER: No!

(GROANS) Oh, come on, Chester. You got to at least try some candy.

Ah, fine. When in Rome, I guess.

This doesn't look so bad. Aah...

(SPRINKLES SCREAMS)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(LAUGHS)

(BOTH CONTINUE TO SCREAM)

Harold, no! They're alive!

They're not all alive. Just the villagers.

-SPRINKLES: I'm okay! -(CHESTER GASPS)

Oh, hey, Sprinkles.

King Harold! You've returned!

King Harold?

(EXCLAIMS LOUDLY)

SPRINKLES: I shall alert everyone to your presence.

If this pleases the king.

It pleases me.

Harold, wait. What's going on here?

Oh, we're going to go to my kingdom. It's right over here.

(EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS)

Your kingdom?

I'm kind of a big deal here.

A chocolate Harold statue? Are you kidding me with this?

ALL: ♪ We welcome you King Harold

CHESTER: Oh, no. Not another song.

-ALL:♪ To the land of candy ♪ -CHESTER: No, guys. No singing.

I'm just itching to find out how Harold became your king?

And I'd rather not have to sit through a whole song first.

If this pleases the king.

(MUMBLES) It pleases me.

We were once ruled by a vicious tyrant, the Gingerdread Man.

He made us all work tirelessly in his sugar cube mines.

(LAUGHING VICIOUSLY)

SPRINKLES: And if we didn't work fast enough, he'd salt us,

thus tainting our sweetness.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

HAROLD:And then, here I come looking for snacks, like I do.

I was amazed how everything was edible, you know.

And, of course, I like to eat first, ask questions later,

So, I accidentally ate the Gingerdread Man's body.

So then, like, everyone's looking at me

and I'm, like, totally, "Uh-oh,"

but then they were like "Yay, he was mean. You helped us."

And then they put a candy crown on my head and I became their king.

And as their king, I swore to protect them.

And I promise to only eat the non-sentient desserts.

A little late for some of us, I'm afraid.

I said I was sorry, Steve.

You ate their former king?

His head was still okay the last time I saw him.

(EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)

And he kept saying something, too.

What was that?

GINGERDREAD MAN:I shall return to claim my throne.

Yeah, that's it.

Yes. It is I, the Gingerdread Man.

The hour of judgment is upon you.

(VILLAGERS EXCLAIM IN DISMAY)

Hey, he's kinda cute actually. He looks so happy.

That is only because my face was frosted that way.

I cannot control it.

I am actually quite furious.

Hey, Gingerdread Man, where you been, buddy?

Where have I been?

I will tell you where I have been.

GINGERDREAD MAN: ♪ Oh, mine is a sad and frightful tale

♪ Strifed with sorrow and vengeance ♪

Yeah, you weren't here earlier, but we all decided there would be no singing.

It's a time issue, really, more than anything.

(SIGHS) Three weeks rehearsal down the drain.

So be it.

GINGERDREAD MAN: Weakened, humiliated,

I dragged myself across the land with only the use of my tongue.

After what seemed like an eternity,

I happened upon a gateway to another world.

A world they called "Mina's Room."

It was a world of giants with fantastic tools.

Tools not baked or iced.

DOLL: Mama.

GINGERDREAD MAN:But rather, electronic and mechanical.

In these tools was great power.

Power I would harness to form a new body,

making me better and stronger than I ever could have imagined.

With this new found power, I have returned to reclaim my throne

and seek revenge on the false king,

Harold, the dog.

Behold my new, glorious body.

(LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

(GASPS LOUDLY)

Mama.

(GINGERDREAD LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

HAROLD: Cool!

I've waited a long time for this.

Now, to banish you as you banished me.

Mama.

Wait, I have so much more stuff to say!

-(MUMBLING FURIOUSLY) -DOLL: Mama.

(BUNNICULA SCREAMS)

Okay, (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) it's time to go.

Been really, really great meeting all of you

and I... I can see myself out.

DOLL: Mama.

(CHESTER SCREAMS)

(CHESTER CONTINUING SCREAMING)

-(THUD) -HAROLD: Hey!

Who turned out the lights? Oh, wait.

(GULPS)

Ow. Okay, guys...

(GRUNTS) This kingdom's doomed.

(GASPS) The kingdom? Doomed?

As their king, it's my job to protect them.

HAROLD:♪ For what is a king

♪ Without his kingdom ♪

No! No more singing.

(CHESTER'S VOICE ECHOES) Singing...

-HAROLD: Singing, singing... -BUNNICULA: Singing, singing...

Stop it! If we're gonna save your candy kingdom, we need a plan.

Hmm... Aha!

Huh? Candy armor. Harold's just gonna eat it.

(BITES AND GULPS) No, I'm not.

(GULPS AND SLURPS)

-(MUMBLES) -Cool!

Are you sure this is gonna be enough

to go up against that crazy robot body?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

DOLL: Mama!

(LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

(MUMBLING)

(LAUGHS)

What is that? Horse radish?

Uh-huh. (GULPS)

(GRUNTS)

(LOUD THUD)

Neigh-hey-hey!

What are you looking at?

Oh, there's a pretty cloud up there.

(GASPS) No way! Bunnicula's a horse.

Whoa!

(NEIGHS)

He's so majestic.

Now that I'm once again your king,

you shall be my army.

We will never fight for you, ever.

(GINGERDREAD MAN GRUNTS)

When I say "never," I mean sometimes.

Together, we will conquer the world beyond closet.

The world known as "Mina's room."

(LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

HAROLD:Not so fast!

Gingerdread man!

(BUNNICULA NEIGHS)

-HAROLD: Charge! -To battle!

-(GRUNTS LOUDLY) -(WHIRRING)

(GINGERDREAD MAN LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

(SWISHING AND WHIRRING)

GINGERDREAD MAN:Take this!

(LOUD THUD)

Come at me, false king. Show me your power.

-Show me! -(HAROLD SCREAMS)

GINGERDREAD MAN: Is that all you've got? Bring it!

GINGERDREAD MAN: I'm right here.

GINGERDREAD MAN: Psych!

-(LOUD THUD) -(WHIRRING)

(GINGERDREAD MAN LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

With the power of this blow dyer,

I shall turn your monument into your tomb.

(EVIL LAUGH) The poetry of battle.

Don't worry, Bun. I'll eat us free.

(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS LOUDLY)

Oh, yeah, dogs can't eat chocolate.

My one weakness.

Oh, no. Harold! Bunnicula!

VILLAGER 1: No, no, it can't be. No!

Wait, stop. Where are you guys going?

VILLAGER 2: We're out of here.

SPRINKLES: Yeah, we're scared.

Maybe together we can find a way to beat him.

Well, maybe if you sing,

you can make us brave.

Singing? You gotta be kidding me.

We don't have time for that.

Well, I guess we'll just keep running away then.

(GRUNTS)

(RELUCTANTLY) ♪ Please help me save my friends

Uh, I don't know. I'm not really buying it.

♪ We have to do whatever we can

♪ To beat the evil Gingerdread Man

I'm almost there,

but I don't think he's really feeling it

and that's kind of holding me back.

I hate this episode.

(SINGS CHEERFULLY) ♪ Stand up and fight

♪ And be brave, my friends

♪ So that this episode can come to and end ♪

Yeah! That's more like it.

-VILLAGER 3: Let's get some. -I'm jazzed.

(GINGERDREAD MAN LAUGHS VICIOUSLY)

CHESTER: ♪ Hey, you. Yes, you

♪ The Gingerdread Man

What?

♪ We've banded together to stop your evil plan ♪

ALL VILLAGERS: Yeah!

♪ What is the meaning of this?

♪ You cannot hope to win ♪

CHESTER: ♪ We can beat you I can beat you ♪

ALL VILLAGERS: ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪

GINGERDREAD MAN: ♪ You fool you have no power ♪

CHESTER: ♪ Yes, I have the power ♪

GINGERDREAD MAN: ♪ You have no power ♪

CHESTER: ♪ I've had it all along ♪

GINGERDREAD MAN: ♪ What is your power? ♪

CHESTER: ♪ It's the power of song ♪

(CHESTER GASPS)

(VILLAGERS SCREAM)

(EVIL LAUGH)

Oh, no, Chester!

-(LOUD THUD) -Oh, no, us!

Looks like the statue will do the rest.

-(MACHINE POWERING DOWN) -See you later, king.

(GINGERDREAD MAN GRUNTS)

Wait! Why can't I move?

Cat hair. I clog up the vacuum all the time.

You fool. You've doomed us all.

(GINGERDREAD MAN GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)

CHESTER: I didn't think this through.

VILLAGERS: Not Harold! Not King Harold!

(GULPS)

(VILLAGERS CHEERING)

Now, as is the tradition in the closet,

we will sing the Thank You Song.

If this pleases the king.

It pleases me.

ALL: ♪ Thank you, thank you

CHESTER: No. No more singing, please.

Look at me. I've lost all my fur.

I am uncomfortable standing around here with everyone singing like this.

ALL: ♪ Thank you very much ♪