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Oh, Father!

Would you happen to know from where this Easter basket came from?

(LAUGHING) Must have been Easter Bunny.

Please tell the Easter Bunny that I'm too old to get an Easter basket.

Okay Mina.

Next time we're out golfing, I'll let him know.

Yeah, I mean,

I'm not some little kid, you know?

Chocolate bunny...

Chocolate.

Chocolate.

Where's the chocolate?

(LAUGHING) The Easter Bunny might have hid some here in the kitchen.

Whoo. Okay.

Blech! Gummies.

Yum!

Another one.

Now we're talking. Where are they? Yeah!

I'm sorry I didn't save any chocolate eggs for you, Dad.

That's okay, dear. I got myself a little tin of cao beans

in case I need a chocolate fix.

Oh food!

No Harold. Chocolate is poison for dogs.

Oh, he said it was the cow-cow bean.

Cacao bean. Chocolate comes from the bean of a cao plant.

Cacao, ooh.

And no. You may not drain it, Bunnicula.

You are not permitted.

You will not transform into some terrifying beast,

and we will not go on some cockamie adventure.

I forbid you!

(GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

See, this is what I was talking about.

(EXPLODES)

(BOTH GASP)

Oh Bunnicula, you look delicious.

Bunnicula, watch out for the sun.

-(BUNNICULA SCREAMS) -Bunnicula, the sun isn't affecting you.

(MUMBLES)

Well, the sun almost doesn't affect you.

(LAUGHS)

(KIDS CHATTERING)

(SNIFFING)

Chocolate.

Did you say chocolate?

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

(SNARLING)

(SNIFFING)

Okay Bunnicula. Don't stay outside too long.

You don't wanna melt.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Rosie, I think we have done enough Easter egg hunting for today.

You know how wound up you get when you have all that candy.

(GROANS)

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

Hello?

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

MOTHER:Rosie, get back on your seat.

You can have more chocolate later.

-Bunnicula! -Bunnicula!

(GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

(HONKING)

(MOANING)

I don't know where I am.

(GROANS)

Well, well, well. Look what I got.

It's my cheat day. And I've always wanted to try an Easter bunny.

Whoa, bro, no, don't do it. Chocolate is poison for dogs.

Poison? Bro. You just saved my life, bro.

Bro, NP, just know, you never give dogs chocolates, bro.

Or grapes, or carbs.

Yeah, never, bro.

All right. Well if I can't eat it, I can at least play with it, right?

Yo, bros, go long!

Oh, yeah, yeah, bro! Over here, I'm wide open.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I got it, I got it bro.

Hey, come on.

-I got it. -Come on, it's mine.

Hi, I'm Harold.

Hey, paws off our bunny, bro.

Yeah bro, paws off.

I'm sorry boys. This bunny is coming with me.

Oh, is that what you think, bro?

Hey, look, a cat!

-A cat? Where? -(BOTH BARKING)

I don't see a cat.

-Run Harold. -Oh, okay.

I don't see no cat, bro.

Yeah bro, where is the cat?

Hey, you know, bro. I think, that was the cat.

After 'em, bros.

DOGS:Bro, bro, bro.

I don't see 'em anywhere, bro.

Yeah, bro. I don't see 'em, bro.

-Let's keep looking. -Bro, bro, bro.

BOTH: Phew!

All right guys. Now let's just get home.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bunnicula said, we might have a little trouble with them, first.

Them? Who are you talking about?

(KIDS MOANING)

Gimme that!

Gimme these.

Chocolate!

All right guys, back away.

Slowly, slowly.

-Chocolate -Chocolate!

Yay, chocolate!

Forget slowly and quiet. Run!

Chocolate!

Not so fast, bro.

That Easter Bunny is ours, bro.

Bro, bro, bro!

Chocolate!

Bro, bro, bro!

Chocolate!

Bro, bro, bro!

Wait! I claim this chocolate bunny.

No way he's going to eat that chocolate, bro.

Chocolate!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Ew!

He just licked the chocolate on purpose, man.

Oh, yuck.

Let's get out of here.

Bro, that was awesome, bro!

Right? I mean, we all want to eat the chocolate, bro, but

-you did it. -Yeah bro, you jacked, bro.

I like your bro, bro. Peace.

ALL: Bro, bro, bro!

Are you okay?

Not at all. I think I'm going to be sick.

CHESTER:The solution is simple.

Brilliant, don't get me wrong, but simple.

Va-nill-a.

Vanilla?

Yes, it should theoretically neutralize your chocolatude.

(SCREAMING)

(THUNDER)

Hey, I'm Patches.

I'm a Weredude.

Patches?

Sorry about that jump scare, guys.

Hey, you're made of chocolate.

Good thing for you, cats can't have chocolate.

The human in me is a chocoholic.

You better run.

(GASPS)

Run Bunnicula.

Chocolate!

Oh, never mind.

Ah, well then. Vanilla bean?

Oh food!

All right Bunnicula. You wait here while I go get the vanilla.

(SIGHS)

Vanilla, where are you?

(HUMMING) Huh?

(SCREAMING)

All right-- Bunnicula!

Harold, it's that girl again. Head her off at the front door.

What? Ah, okay.

Oh, hey, little girl.

I think your mom is looking for you outside.

MOTHER:Rosie, you've had enough chocolate for one day, sweetie.

That'd be her.

(HISSING)

What a strange little girl.

What a sweet little girl.

Chocolate.

The vanilla bean!

Bunnicula!

Catch!

Huh?

(MUFFLED) Bunnicula?

You're not a chocolate bunny!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

But you're way sweeter.

Mina!

I think I've had way too much chocolate today.

How about a carrot.

Boy, humans sure go nuts for chocolate.

They sure do.

Chocolate!

Tuna!

Chocolate!

Tuna!

Chocolate!