Original subtitles

(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

Here we are. The Last Island Resort.

Wow! I heard this place has been totally deserted

since it got wiped out from a freak accident in the 1800s.

Well, that's neat.

I'm gonna head up to the bungalow

and make us some marmalade sandwiches.

Meet you at the beach.

MAYA: The Ancient One will return!

He will be coming back, and the day of reckoning is upon us.

And when he does,

this island is doomed!

The humans have returned to meddle with nature.

And soon, the Ancient One will emerge to protect these lands

by squashing them with his mighty foot.

Ma'am, you must be one of those kooky squirrels.

So I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to stop freaking people out.

Oh, but, Sheriff, please,

I've come to warn your people of the Ancient One.

A rodent as tall as the skies

is going to return to destroy this place once again.

Right.

And you know this, how?

I read it on the Inter-nut.

Right. And what's your name, ma'am?

Um, Maya.

Well, Miss Maya,

the Last Island Resort is a family community.

We can't have you stirring up trouble.

(GASPS) I'm not stirring up trouble.

It's the Ancient One who's stirring.

Stirring from his centuries-long slumber to protect the island.

We're doomed!

-Doomed! -(HANDCUFFS CLICKING)

Okay, you kooky squirrel.

You're coming downtown.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(GARGLING)

(HAROLD SIGHS)

I hate water.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Huh?

(GROANS)

(SCREECHING)

Oh, I'm so sorry, Chester.

I was just playing with you.

Mina, the marmalade sandwiches are ready!

Be right there.

Um... Help.

(SQUISHING)

What you got there, Bunnic?

-I don't know. -Hey, a little help here?

I think it's seaweed.

You think it's any good?

-I don't know. -(CHESTER) Hey!

Whatever you're doing over there,

-stop it! -Did we bring any carrots?

No.

Well, I guess you better eat it then, huh?

Okay. (SLURPING)

At least there's no waves.

(GASPS) Okay.

Think I've had just about enough excitement for one day.

Where's Bunnicula?

Hi.

(GASPS)

This is gonna be the best beach vacay ever!

(RUMBLING)

(CRYING)

-(SLURPING) -(RUMBLING)

(SOBBING)

-(RUMBLING) -What was that?

(SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING AND CLAMORING)

Great gopher guns! You're right.

The Ancient One is real.

I was right?

Yes, you're right. Don't rub it in.

-What do we do? -I don't know. You're the sheriff.

(RUMBLING)

Bunnicula.

Quit wandering around. Mina will see you.

Go hide in the water.

All right.

(CHESTER SCREAMING)

Oh, that was close.

I guess I won't be needing these.

Now, what do we do?

-Um... -(HELICOPTER HOVERING)

Are you the kooky squirrel who knows about the Ancient One?

Uh, yes.

Come with us.

(HUMMING A TUNE)

Hey, Bunnicula, how's your sandcastle coming?

Ta-da!

Bunnicula, you're supposed to hide in the water.

Oh, all right.

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

Target sighted. Move to intercept.

Ready your weapons.

(GUNS COCKING)

Take aim.

Fire!

(LOUD GUNSHOTS)

(SOFT PELTING)

Mmm. Almonds.

(LOUD GUNSHOTS)

(SOFT PELTING)

(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)

(SQUIRREL SCREAMING)

(GASPING)

(SNEEZING)

(SQUIRRELS SCREAMING)

We're losing men.

(YAWNING)

It's a massacre.

I don't think this is working.

Aw, chestnuts!

Pull back.

General, what about them?

Hopefully that'll wear off soon,

and Bunnicula will return to normal size!

This area is under control of the Nut-tional Guard.

(CHUCKLES) "Nut-tional."

If you wanna survive, come with us.

We need to bury this beast for the winter.

And the only way to do that

is with shock and almond tactics.

What about these guys?

They can talk to the Ancient One.

I saw it with my own eyes.

You, with the funny hairdo.

What do you know?

Well, I know my name is Harold.

And this is Chester.

I also know that marmalade sandwiches are delicious.

And marmalade isn't exactly the same thing as jelly.

And jelly is not the same thing as...

This is ridiculous. Can we go?

But you can talk to it.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he'll listen.

I knew it! I see whose side you're on.

I say we blast that thing back to the Sticks Age.

Monsters only respond to one thing.

Revenge.

Dr. Pistachio, it's time.

(IN GERMAN ACCENT) Huh. I never thought we'd have to use it.

The ultimate squirrel weapon.

May the squirrel gods have mercy on us all.

(WHIRRING)

Behold, the future of squirrel warfare!

Mega-Nutronix 5000!

Really don't think this is necessary.

(SLURPING)

(DOLPHIN CLICKING)

-(HUMMING A TUNE) -(RUMBLING)

(POWERING UP)

(ROARING)

(SCREAMING)

Huh! You big peanut brain!

Bye-bye. See you later.

That was our last chance.

Looks like the end of our civil-nut-zation.

(CHUCKLES) "Civil-nut-zation."

You guys talk funny.

I'm sorry, Sheriff,

the only thing that'll turn Bunnicula back to normal is a carrot.

And we didn't bring any with us.

Huh. And us squirrels eat nuts.

Only a kooky squirrel would have a carrot.

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

Aha!

Come on, Bunnicula, stop messing around.

You're scaring these nice squirrel people.

Hey! (PANTING)

I got the carrot.

Well, that's great.

But how are we gonna get it up into his mouth

and on to his tooth?

And since he wiped out our air force,

I say we get Dr. Pistachio to build a spaceship

that looks like a carrot.

Once the monster gets in it,

we'll blast it off to the moon.

I have a plan.

I told you she was a kooky squirrel.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

CHESTER: Huh. A flying squirrel.

(GRUNTS)

(SCREECHES)

(GROANS)

I hope she can get out in time.

Oh, no, no, no.

(SCREAMING)

(ALL GASPING)

(ROARING)

(CLAMORING)

Oh, no. She's gone.

-She saved us all. -She was a brave squirrel.

On this day, we will remember that kooky squirrel, Maya.

With the sacrifice of one soul,

willing to give up herself.

Such a selfless squirrel.

What a good and honorable thing she did...

-(KNOCKING) -...and we will all always rember

-our own Maya. -(GASPING)

(GASPS) Maya.

(ALL CHEERING)

Well, that ends another adventure.

(MUMBLING IN AGREEMENT)

-(CHESTER SIGHS) -(PHONE RINGING)

I said speak up, son.

I can't hear a word you're saying.

There's another giant on the island, sir.

-(SNORING) -Only, this time, we have him captured.

(GROGGILY) Pass me a marmalade sandwich.