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(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

Er, what is wrong with him?

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, he is really acting weird, huh?

Chester really lets loose when he gets the catnip. (LAUGHS) Oh!

Oh... Oh...

How did he get the catnip?

Oh, catnip is plant inside Chester's toy.

It makes him go crazy.

See, it wears of eventually.

After he stops playing with it.

(LAUGHING TIREDLY)

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHING)

PATCHES: Oh...yeah...

(MUNCHING)

-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) -That's right.

-It affects all cats. -Oh.

Ah, Patches.

You broke through!

No one ever breaks through, man.

(GASPS)

(BOTH GULPING)

Huh? (EXCLAIMS)

-Oh, no. We need more. -(BOTH GASP)

BOTH: It's mine, it's mine!

(LAUGHS)

(SLURPS) Ah...

Bunnicula, that was mine!

Yeah, not cool man.

(BURPS LOUDLY)

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, boy, Oh, boy, Oh, boy, Oh, boy!

(LAUGHS) Ooh.

Meow, meo-meo-meow.

Oh, this is bad. This is really, really bad.

This is obviously his cutest transformation yet.

(PURRS)

-(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) -(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

-Hey, there, little guy. Where did you come from? -(PURRING)

-Wow, you look just like my pet bunny. -(BUNNICULA MEOWS)

Oh Chester, how could you doubts such a little cutie?

You don't trust me. Just watch.

Ah, no, no, no, kitty.

-(MEOW) -Ow!

-(CHUCKLING) -Sharp nails. (CHUCKLES)

What? His nails just need trimming.

Oh, really? And what about this?

(CHUCKLES EVILY)

Well, what do you say to that?

Ha! Accidents happen.

Nothing is accidental with cats.

We just have these urges to destroy.

So does that mean, you wanna knock over glasses of water, too?

Well, not me, wait, Harold look.

(PURRING)

(GASPS) Huh?

(EXCLAIMING)

Ha, it's wearing off.

where he'll never find them.

(LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING EVILY)

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(PURRING)

-Meow. -(CRASHING)

Meow! (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

(SLURPING)

(SLURPING) Meow.

(LAUGHING EVILY)

Meow.

(STRAINING)

Meow.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

-Meow! -(GASPS)

Meow.

(CHESTER SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Dude, you got kicked out too?

Yeah, Bunnicula got all territorial on me.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah... That guy is a scamp.

Scamp? He is a menace.

He stole my catnip and chased me to the streets.

Yeah. He kicked me out too.

-And me! -CAT:And...

-And me! -Ugh. Stay out of this, Jerry.

This is your fault, Chester. He is in your turf.

You have to fix this.

Okay. Okay. I...

I think I have an idea.

But I'm gonna need some help.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

He took it all! He took everything.

He took my post catnip snacks man.

All right, all right, settle down, everybody.

Thank you, all, for joing me today.

Here is the problem as I see.

As you know, cats are, by nature,

55% evil.

We all know it's true.

It's hard to be a cat,

but it's even harder to be a good cat.

Right there, he says that all the time.

-He's got a point. -Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Now, Bunnicula, as a vampire,

is an estimated 75% evil by nature.

So the cat, plus the vampire,

means Bunnicula is fighting against

a total of 130% evil.

-ALL: Oh. -Oh, that figures.

However, we are natural-born felines

and together, our combined percentage is by my estimate

over 9000!

-Oh, that's awesome. -T(ALL EXCLAIMING)

The plan is simple.

We keep Bunnicula from draing any more catnip

and allow the effects to wear off.

-Wish I could do that. -That guy has got a nose, and a greyhound.

I know. I know.

He has stolen most of mine as well.

That is why I have had Harold

digging this hole for the last hour.

Sadly, that's true.

We're going to use this hole to bury our catnip.

-I don't have anymore to give. -No, you are not getting mine.

You there, you've prowled Iberville Street for two years.

-And you. -Me?

-Are you going to let a bully steal it out from under you? -Yes.

-No! -Oh, no, no.

-And you. -Me?

-Oh, hey, little guy. -Meow.

Find your courage.

We can only do this if we work together.

(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

JERRY:Of course, I'm with you guys.

All right, Jerry.

(PURRING)

Meow. (SMACKS LIPS)

(CLATTERING)

Meow?

-(DOOR CLOSES) -(GROWLS)

Oh, kitty, what's the matter?

-(SNARLS) -I'm sorry, don't scratch.

Oh. Aw, that scamp.

(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

(GROWLING)

-(SNARLS) -(SCREAMS)

No! No, my catnip!

No, I was supposed to bury it in the park with the others. (GASPS)

Yeah, well I better bury it then.

HAROLD: Hurry up, guys!

(LAUGHING EVILY)

(BUNNICULA SNARLING)

-Huh? -(YELLS)

-(GASPS) -(ALL GASP)

Oh, no!

I'm too late.

(YELLING)

(LAUGHS)

-(ALL EXCLAIMING) -Oh, no.

Way to go.

(SLURPING)

(CONTINUES SLURPING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

-What's he doing? -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Now we don't have anything.

(BURPS LOUDLY) Ah...

Meow?

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(CHUCKLING)

(GROWLS)

(GASPS)

(GROWLING)

(GROANING)

Er, hello.

(SIGHS) New kitty is cute, but he sure does like to scratch.

(GASPS) Don't scratch me, please.

(PURRING)

Bunnicula. Oh...

Boy, I'm glad that's over.

Oh, well, you should never underestimate the ingenuity of a cat.

-Especially, a true cat. -HAROLD: Hey, Chester,

what happened to all that catnip?

Huh, you know, I'm not sure.

(CATS CLAMORING AND LAUGHING)

Oh, guys, wait up.

CAT 1: Come on, Jerry!

CAT 2: I can't, seriously, I'm done.

(EXCITED CHATTERING)