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(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

Have fun at Marsha's while I'm gone, honey.

I will, Dad.

Now I... I just have

to get through this, er, airplane ride.

Aw, Dad, I know you're afraid of flying.

But at least you got to bring Bunnicula with you.

Yeah, I still can't believe he...

He counts as a therapy dog.

Its amazing how calm I feel by just petting him...

(GIGGLES) What is he talking about?

I don't know.

MINA:Oh, wow, that's great, Dad

Oh, we're taking off.

Bye, Mina.

(GRUNTING)

Huh?

I'll take it from here ma'am.

Please take your seat.

(STAMMERS) Oh, careful please.

That bag contains a priceless frozen dinosaur embryo.

Oh, yes, absolutely. I assure you, I will be extremely careful.

(GRUNTS) My life's worth it.

Now, please.

What the... (MUMBLES)

(GROWLS) Ah, yes.

So calming, so soothing.

I wonder when they're...

(MUMBLING) ...gonna bring by those free peanuts

salted for me...

(SNORING)

(ENGINE WHIRRING)

Hmm.

(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)

Hey, get off me!

(CONTINUES SNORING)

(GRUNTS) Out of my way.

Where did I put that stinkin' bag.

I'm so irritated. (GASPS)

(SPEAKS SPANISH) Buenas noches.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SPEAKING SPANISH) Si, mi senor.

(EXCLAIMS)

(KISSES)

Ah! Snake!

There's a snake on this plane!

Listen,

But, but, I saw a sna--

Nope.

Now watch the in-flight movie.

Like a good boy. (MOVIE PLAYING)

Ah, okay.

Now, what happened here.

(GRUNTS) Sorry, sir.

I have to keep the aisles clear.

(HISSES)

(GROWLS)

(HISSING) (GROWLS)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SNARLS)

(HISSES)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

Youel loco, bunny.

(BUNNICULA SCREAMS)

Oh... (SNARLING)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS) (GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS)

Okay, hang on, tiger.

Whee.

Adios, littleconejo.

I gotta get it!

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

Ta-da!

(HISSING) I've seen you.

What! Snake!

Peanuts, ma'am? (GRUNTS)

(MUMBLES) No, I just saw a snake.

(LAUGHS) Don't be silly.

Now relax, and watch the in-flight movie.

(HISSES) Oh, that woman.

(BUNNICULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) Huh?

Ah!

(STRAINING)

Ah!

(STRAINING)

(HISSES) Huh?

Tell your creepy bosses, that nothing

will stop me from savingmi mama.

Your what?

(SCREAMING)

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

(BUNNICLE HUMMING TUNE)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON SCREEN)

Huh?

What's going on.

Why, hello!

Captain Von Krinkle, you must come see this. (TOILET FLUSHES)

What is it Greta? You think someone is on to us.

How to say...

Who sent you? Was it the CIA?

Interpol? (LAUGHING)

How does it fly?

Is it some kind of a drone?

Whoa!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY AND LAUGHS)

You could have a tracking device.

Let me zap it with this. (LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (GULPS)

Ah, Greta!

You let him get away!

(LAUGHING)

Hey, get back here!

I'll get him with my Nerf launcher.

(PANTING)

Oh, I'll get him. (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING)

SNAKE: Psst.

I'm here, littleconejo.

(HISSING)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

I guess you're not working with them.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

I don't know who they are.

Ooh,

Let me explain.

There were many of my kind.

We lived in prosperity and secrecy.

Protected by our sweet ma.

(MURMURS IN SPANISH AND HISSES)

But we didn't stay hidden for very long.

I claim this land in the name of...

(EXCLAIMING)

SNAKE:We only used our hypnosis skills

to stay hidden from the outside world.

Nothing to see here.

SNAKE:Over the centuries,

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

The captain and the attendant are not who they seem.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

So I am trying to de-hypnotize people

so that they can see the truth.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Here, I will show you.

This is not a plane at all.

Huh? What? (SCREAMING)

These scoundrels are running an illegal airline.

Making pure profit ofmi ma's hard work.

They're using a looped movie ofmi ma's powers

to keep her hypnotized forever

They are then streaming the video throughout the plane.

Tricking the passengers that they are just watching an in-flight movie.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Ha-ha! So you will help me then, littleconejo.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SPEAKING SPANISH) Muchas gracias, senor. (LAUGHS)

Money, money, money, money, money!

I'm going to get a new swimming pool and bring it back to Ireland.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

BUNNICULA:Room service.

We didn't order room service.

Oh, they could steal somebody else's room service.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hiyah!

Hurry, Bunnicula.

See if you can disengage the video feed.

Hmm.

(GASPS) Ah, there it is! (LAUGHS)

Not so fast.

Oh, crap!

(LAUGHING)

Ha-ha! I've blinded the drone.

(WOMAN GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS)

Oh, my glasses.

Do you see that?

WOMAN: Oh...

It's the in-flight entertainment. (HISSES)

Your turn!

Oh! My glasses! Oh!

(LAUGHING) Swirly.

You have great skills, senor.

Ah, we make a real good team.

Now, let's disable the hypno video

and freemi ma.

Oh, what is going on?

I cannot see anything.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

What are we going to do?

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(EXCLAIMS)

(YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

This just in, shocking news from the airport in Mexico city.

There seems to be a giant winged snake

that has been plummeting towards the Earth.

(THUDS)

(GROANS)

Huh? Where am I?

What's up?

(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Mi ma!

You're all right.

Great landing, littleconejo.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

(HISSING)

Nothing to see here.

Well, you heard it here first folks.

Absolutely nothing to see at the Mexico city International Airport today.

Oh, always... This just in.

Breaking news. The elusive Von Krinkle twins

have been found.

Let's go, Von Krinkle twins.

MINA'S DAD:Oh, Mina, It was the worst flight ever.

MINA: (ON VIDEO) Oh, why dad?

Because, Bunnicula made me so comfortable

that I fell asleep and missed my salt and peanuts.

Here, say hello to Bunnicula.

Hi, Bunn-bunn,

Oh, were you a good bunny?

Hmm. Awesome.

Well, I'll see you at home real soon.

If it wasn't for my trustee therapy dog.

Good boy!

Ah!