Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Oh. This story sounds like malarkey.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Whatever.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(GASPS)

(ECHOING) Dearest Irina,

I write you this message...

(LAUGHING)

♪ Eat some fruit Mina's gonna take a bana ♪

-Wait, wait, wait. -Wait, wait, wait.

You're telling me that you and the pirate Lafitte

saw us over 200 years ago

in a locket that tells the future?

Yeah!

Yeah, so like I said...

Malarkey.

(MINA HUMMING)

-♪ Mina's going to the kitchen -(GASPS)

Oh, no, Mina's coming!

(SCATTING)

♪ Mina's in the living room

-(YELLS) -(ALL GASP)

(SNICKERS)

Classic Mina.

♪ Mina fell but that's okay 'cause she got up ♪

(SCATS)

Oh, so that magic locket is up in the attic.

More like malarkey's up in the attic!

-CHESTER: Oh, the malarkey's specifically... -Ha, ha!

...in the old writing desk.

Yeah, no locket. But I do see a lot of malarkey!

-CHESTER: You're not going to find it... -(GASPS)

...in that secret compartment.

Ta-da!

So you found an ordinary locket that happens to be hidden.

It's still... Malarkey!

(SCREAMS)

HAROLD: Wow...

I told you.

Okay, so it's a not-so-ordinary locket.

It doesn't mean it can tell the future.

I'm still saying malarkey.

Wow, that's me in the future.

(GASPS)

The locket knew I was gonna be itchy, you guys!

It's just a coincidence.

Look, it's another glimpse into the future.

(GRUNTS)

Ha, like that's ever gonna happen to me.

I told you, that locket is malarkey!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Uh, okay.

Maybe I was wrong.

(CLEARS THROAT) Oh, locket that tells the future.

One winning lottery numbers, please?

Hey, that's not lottery numbers.

(PANTING)

You get back here. You can't run from Gumbo Grunch!

Excalladorias disappearace!

(SNIFFS) Whoa, I can smell you here.

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS)

-ALL: Wow. -Is that Mina?

(GROANS)

Yeah, definitely Mina.

Classic Mina.

-(GRUNTS) -(GASPS)

I got you now!

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

This is bad. This is actually bad!

Mina not only knows about the supernatural world,

she's in danger from it!

And where were we?

Mina!

(SCATTING)

♪ Gonna eat some fruit

♪ Mina's gonna take a bana

-♪ She gonna peel the bana ♪ -Ah, Mina.

She seems fine.

But how do we keep her from getting hurt in the future?

Oh, hey. It's future Mina again.

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(SNICKERS)

Classic Mina. (EXHALES)

Mina's as klutzy now as she in the future.

She's not gonna stand a chance.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bunnicula thinks that's what the locket is trying to warn us about.

Hmm, the monster gets Mina because she trips.

So, we need to train Mina to be trip proof.

ALL: Yeah! For Mina!

(HUMMING)

(GRUNTS)

I don't remember the floor being uneven there.

(YELLS)

Whoa!

(MINA GRUNTS)

Good work, guys. Now, to see if we made a difference in the future.

(GRUNTS)

Wow, look, it worked!

Look there's more.

Ah, my spells!

-I got you! -(SCREAMS)

(ALL GASP)

Now we gotta train Mina to hold onto that spell book.

-There she is. Let her rip! -Hiyah!

(SCREAMS) My phone!

Let's try that again.

Ha, gotcha!

Think it worked?

(GRUNTS)

Gotcha!

I got to get on that treadmill.

-Yes! -Hooray!

(GRUNTS)

I'm gonna get you now!

(SCREAMS)

-Ugh. How do we train her to dodge goo? -(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Ah. Ew.

Hmm, needs work.

Hiyah!

Not this time.

(SHOUTS)

(MUMBLES) Huh?

We did it!

Yay!

Oh, no. What next?

(PANTING)

Don't make me work too hard, yeah.

(GROANS)

-(LAUGHS) -(GASPS)

Another Grunch monster!

How are we supposed to train her out of this one?

(LAUGHS)

You going somewhere, little witch?

Ha, Jumbo Grunch.

It figures.

(GRUNTS)

You know, you two almost make a good team.

Too bad for you my team's better.

(GRUNTS TRIUMPHANTLY)

-Hiyah! -(ENGINE REVS)

Wow, we were there for Mina after all.

Bunnicula, why you done teamed up with these goofballs here?

Yeah, hang out with us like the old days.

(GRUNTS AND BLOWS RASPBERRY)

What do you say, Mina? Me and Rocko take the ugly one.

You, Harold and Bunnicula take the smelling one.

I'm afraid you're going to have to be a little more specific, Chester.

(ALL LAUGHING)

ALL: Wow.

Mina can understand us!

Just like that time in Baton Rouge, eh, Rocko?

Uh-uh, sho nuff.

(REVS ENGINE)

I don't know who this Rocko guy is. But I can't wait to meet him.

(LAUGHS)

Huh, my spells!

Oh, what's the matter?

Is no funny no more?

Yeah, we got something special playing for you all. Ain't that right, Gumbo?

Yeah, we sure done did, Jumbo. (LAUGHS)

(BEEPING)

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS) Not a net.

Mina!

And we've got something for the kitty cat.

-(WHIRRING) -(GRUNTS)

Hey! (GRUNTS) Not the scruff!

Don't worry, Mina, I'll save you.

-We ready for you too, doggy. -(BEEPS)

Ball!

Ball! Ball! Ball!

Oh, Harold.

Ball! Ball! Ball!

(GRUNTS) Ball, how could you betray me?

Go, Rocko. Go!

Looks like it's vroom-vroom time.

Here come Rocko, right on schedule.

(BEEPING)

(SLOWLY) Vroom, vroom.

Vroom.

Man, he's cool.

(SCREAMS)

He think he got the drop on the Grunches.

(BEEPING)

(SCREAMS)

MINA: Bunnicula!

But the Grunches got the drop on him.

Yeah, how them sun lives, Bunnicula?

I don't understand.

How could they've known everything we were going to do?

(GASPS)

'Cause the Grunches seen your plans in the locket.

No!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Oh, no, those Grunches are really gonna get Mina!

All because they got the locket.

What do we do?

Mina! I can break it.

A-ha!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Ah, I can't look.

(SCREAMS)

Brilliant, Bunnicula!

With the locket destroyed, those creeps will never find Mina.

(YELLS)

I'm glad we saved Mina from whatever that weirdo future was.

Too bad we had to destroy that locket though.

We could have used those lottery numbers.

Yeah, well, I'm still gonna start lifting so that I can be as ripped as future me.

Deep squat.

Shoulder press!

(GOBBLES)

Oh!

(MUFFLED) I'm gonna be so ripped.

Although, it is sort of a shame that we put all of that work

into traing Mina to be awesome,

and now she won't be able to use it for anything.

(DINGS)

♪ Eating my toast

♪ Having breakfast

♪ 'Cause it's the most important meal of the day ♪