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(SNARLING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

(TYPING)

Oh, "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

Huh. I've no idea.

(SWIPING)

(BEEPING)

(LAUGHING) Oh, man. This will really make her laugh.

Oh, oh. He's replying. Let's see.

"Ten Tickles."

Don't look at me.

An octopus?

Oh, tentacles!

Wow, that's pretty bad.

Send the weird-face emoji.

Good idea.

(MAN ON TV)And winning best melon in a dramatic role is...

Lucy.

This is Lucy's fifth award since starting her career just... (ALL CHEERING)

(LAUGHING)

(SNIFFING)

Bunnicula, don't...

Uh, I don't care.

(MAN) Oh, now who could this be?

Hi, I'm Patches.

I'm a warehouse. I'm a warp dude.

I'm a wrap dog.

I'm a wimp dude.

Why, that's just a little of his things.

You're a hoot.

(BEEPING)

Whoa, he thinks I'm hot.

(LAUGHING)

Only in America.

(SLURPING)

(LAUGHING)

What should my response be?

What was that? What was what?

(GROANING) You're a monster.

(GASPING) What?

(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)

I think it's...

Huh? Huh?

What's this?

(GROANING)

Whoa!

(CHEERING)

(SCREECHES)

Sugar beets again? What are we, running out of ideas?

Haie.

Ooh. You're feeding like ten more. See what happens.

Ten more? What are you-- Ah, never mind.

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(SINGING IN SQUEAKING VOICE)

Wow.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hi.

(THUDDING)

Whoa! Did you see that?

(GROWLING) (LAUGHING)

Okay, how does this sound?

You have a weird face.

But I like weird things.

Oh, yeah. That's good.

Send it.

Ooh, now send the winky face.

Maybe I should send the heart winky face, huh? What do you think?

(LAUGHING) If you sent that he might think you...

Can you imagine? Ooh, I better delete that right now.

Uh, Marsha.

I sent it. What? Why?

It was an accident.

I thought I hit "Delete." But I accidentally hit the "Send" button.

Where is the unsend button?

There's no such thing.

Things are gonna be so weird between us.

I have to dye my hair. Assume a new identity. My life is ruined.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BEEPING)

(GASPING) (GROWLING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

Hey, wait your turn.

Everyone's in a rush, these days.

Selfish.

Hmm.

Aha.

(LAUGHING) (BLEATING)

Got you!

What's the big idea, matey?

Got you!

(GRUNTING)

Bonjour. He went zat way.

(GASPING)

(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)

Aha!

(INDISTINCT)

(TYPING)

Oh, she's writing back.

(GASPING) (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Wow.

(SCREAMING)

Oh, sorry.

Ah, it's okay.

(PLANE WHIRRING)

(BUNNICULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(HORSE GALLOPING)

Hiya!

Oh, I got it. That was fast.

Hey, Scott, you've got a weird face,

but I like weird stuff. And, uh,

Bunnicula emoji?

Uh, that's pretty cool.

I think you're weird too, Mina.

Winky heart. Just kidding.

Better delete--

I didn't mean to hit send.

Oh, man. My social life--

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)