Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(GROWLING)

(LAUGHS)

(CREAKING)

-All fixed up! (CHUCKLES) -(CEILING CRACKING)

Whoa! Ah! Oh!

What is going on around here?

-This whole apartment is falling apart. -MINA: Hey, Dad?

I need some help with this math problem.

-Sure thing, Mina. -(CLATTERING)

"If a train leaves Topeka at 5:32 p.m. traveling west,

"and another train leaves Los Angeles traveling east..."

-(CELLPHONE RINGING) -One second, Mina.

Hello? Hi, Miss Polidori!

What's that? The building is falling apart? (LAUGHS)

-Well, that's a problem. -(CEILING CRACKING)

-Whoa! -(YELLS)

Bunnicula, what did you do to bring these guys here?

-(SHRIEKING) -(CRASHING)

-(LAUGHING) -(GLASS SHATTERING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bunicula says he didn't do anythhing.

Something else is attracting the gremlins.

Okay, but why does everybody act like they can't see them?

-(BUNNICULA SPEAKING GIBBERISH) -(GREMLIN GROWLING)

HAROLD: Oh, he says that's because the humans can't see them.

(LAUGHING)

Uh, I guess we're switching to paper plates.

Which is really too bad, because they're so cute!

-(CHOMPING) -Come on, little cutie guy...

Ow! That really hurt!

-I called you cute! -(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello? Ah, yes, Mr. Mosby.

Uh-huh... The elevator's stuck? (LAUGHS)

-That's not funny. -(PHONE BEEPS)

Mina, I need you to stop by Polidori's

and let her know I'll be by as soon as I can.

But, Dad, I really need your help with this homework.

I know, Mina.

That's why I got you a nanny!

-See you later! -A nanny?

Dad! I'm too old for a nanny!

Nonsense, honey! I had a nanny up until I was 33 years old,

and I turned out just fine!

Ow!

-(THUDS) -Oof!

-(THUDS) -Ow!

(RATTLE SHAKES)

-(THUDS) -Whoa!

Wow! Looks like a bomb went off in here.

Oh, it's you.

When's your daddy going to get down here and fix these problems?

He's busy with other repairs. He'll be by as soon as he can.

-What's that? -Oh, this is sage.

People burn it to purify the room.

I figured there must be some bad vibes affecting the building.

Huh. Think I could get some of that to ward off my nanny?

Did you say a nanny?

(SNIGGERS)

(LAUGHING)

Is it just me, or are there a lot of gremlins in here?

Ah! (GASPS)

Ooh, check it out.

I found this little dude in a jar

that looks like a root.

That's because it is a root, Harold.

A mandrake root.

Now, I think we have enough problems on our hands already,

so put it away, before Bunnicula decides to

eat it! Bunnicula, no!

-(MUMBLES) -No, no!

Bunnicula, don't do it!

Hmm... Ah!

(SLURPS)

(BURPS)

-(BUNNICULA GROWLING) -Hmm, nothing happened.

Time to go, guys! Thanks for the sage, Miss Polidori.

Gonna go use this before the nanny gets here.

-(LAUGHS) -(DOOR BELL DINGS)

I think I've had enough.

Good, looks like that nanny isn't here yet.

-(WHIMPERS, GRUNTS) -(GASPS)

Oh! Hey, I didn't see you over there.

You must be the nanny!

-Mister... -Um, Mister... (MUMBLES)

-Mr. Person? -Huh...

Wow, that's some thick Cajun accent!

My name is Mina. These are my pets!

Chester, Harold and Bunnicula?

Hey...

You look like...

You look like...

You could use a drink!

(SIGHS, MUMBLES GIBBERISH)

-(BOTH SIGH) -All right, come on in.

Well, I guess it's too late to use this now.

(GROWLING)

-(SNARLING) -Whoa...

What was that about?

I guess the gremlins really like sage.

Maybe that's what's attracting them to the building.

Nah.

It just doesn't make any sense to me.

I mean, what if one of the trains missed

its routinely scheduled service appointments?

Um... (MUMBLES)

Whoa! Your Cajun accent's pretty thick,

but I think I get what you're saying!

-(MUMBLES) -(GASPS) You're right!

I got the answer!

You know, you... Wait a minute...

Those eyes...

Those ears...

That nose...

You look like you could totally be a model!

-(SIGHS) -You know, sooner or later,

Mina is gonna figure out her nanny is actually her pet bunny.

If we could just get rid of these gremlins,

then her dad could spend more time with her,

and she wouldn't need a nanny.

The gremlins really seem to like sage.

Why don't we just get some more of that and lure them away?

We could do that, or...

We'll get more sage from Polidori's shop

and use that to lure away the gremlins.

Oh! (LAUGHS) Yeah, no, that's a totally better idea.

-Come on, follow me! -Don't listen to me, I don't know anything.

(CRASHING)

-(GREMLINS GROWLING) -Get back here, you...

(GROWLING)

-HAROLD: Uh, Chester? -Follow me.

-Ah! Ah! Ah! -(GROWLING)

Wow, Mr. Person! You make math fun and easy to understand.

(LAUGHS, MUMBLES)

DAD: Ah, Mr. Person! Can I get your assistance with something?

(FIZZING)

(CREAKING)

Ah! Guess I didn't need a blowtorch.

Let's see here...

Looks like the elevator's stuck

between the basement and the first floor.

(GROWLING)

(BUNNICULA MUMBLING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHS) That is some Cajun accent!

If I didn't know any better,

I'd say you were saying there are gremlins in here...

Uh...

-(GREMLIN SHRIEKING) -Ow!

(GROWLING)

Eh...

(GROWLING)

We'll lead them to the elevator.

Ah! Ah!

Oh, hey, Mr. Person.

-Where's my dad? -DAD: Mina? Is that you, dear?

Dad? What are you doing down there?

I'm trying to free up the elevator, of course.

Don't you think you should call a professional for this? (GASPS)

-What was that? -(CREAKING)

-(WHIRRING) -(DAD YELLING)

-(GRUNTS) -Ow!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! What do we do?

(BUNNICULA YELLING GIBBERISH)

Mr. Person, that's some Cajun accent, but you're right!

This is exactly like my math homework.

I can do this!

Let's see, calculate travel time,

replace trains with the elevator and its counterweight,

two divided by zero...

Did I skip breakfast?

Carry the one...

And I know how to save my dad!

All right, Mr. Person! When I give you the signal,

-you release the counterweight. -(MUMBLES GIBBERISH)

Dad, when I say now,

you count to three and jump!

Uh, so the "now" you just said, so now?

No! Not "now" now, "now" later!

-(MUMBLES GIBBERISH) Uh-oh! -(CREAKING)

-(GASPS) -Okay, when I say it

you count to three and jump!

You mean when you say "it", or when you say "now"?

(GRUMBLES) On my mark, Mr. Person.

-(CREAKING) -Uh, okay.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(IN SLOW MOTION) Okay!

One, Mississippi!

Two, Mississippi!

Three, Mississippi!

Now, Dad!

Now!

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLING)

Oh, Dad! You're okay!

I can't believe it!

Math actually saved the day!

Of course it did, dear.

Math is the building block for everything in our daily lives.

Its energy surrounds us, it binds us together.

Even between the counterweight and the elevator.

I understand, Father.

And I couldn't have done it without Mr. Person.

Wait, where did he go?

Mr. Person?

Mr. Person? Mister... Uh...

Wait a minute!

Oh, Bunnicula!

Come here, buddy!

Oh, where've you been, little buddy-buddy?

Wait, where's Mr. Person?

I guess he's gone, sweetie.

(SNIFFS) But never forgotten, right, Dad?

That's right, Mina. We'll keep him in our hearts, always.

Hello! My name is Mr. Person.

I'm here for the nanny position.

-Oh, no! -My card...

(STRUGGLING) Mr. Person! N-Nan...

Nanny?

Well, I can't believe it!

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I can't believe you'd try and impersonate Mr. Person!

(STAMMERING) What's that?

I've met Mr. Person, sir!

And you are no Mr. Person!

Good day!

(STAMMERING) But I am Mr. Person!

-I said good day! -(STAMMERING) But I...