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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(GROWLING)

(LAUGHING)

I'll go first.

Ah! One pair of sevens.

(GIGGLES, GASPS, GIGGLES, GASPS)

(GIGGLES, GASPS, GIGGLES, GASPS)

(GIGGLES, GASPS, GIGGLES, GASPS) Ooh! Oh no.

Huh? Hmm.

(CHUCKLING) Gotcha!

Hmm. (CHUCKLES)

Not that... (GROANS)

-Hey! -(BUNNICULA HUMMING)

-Wait! No, no, no, no. (SIGHS) -(LAUGHS)

Every time!

How can you be that lucky?

-(LAUGHS) -(SCREAMS)

(GIGGLING) Nice!

(CHUCKLES)

Bunnicula, I'm pretty sure it's still called cheating

if you pull parts of your own face off and send them to spy!

(LAUGHS)

You think this is funny, but I'm telling you, cheaters never prosper.

-Come on! It's just a game. -(LAUGHS)

It's not just a game. It's about the principles.

-(YAWNS) -(EXCLAIMS)

Huh?

(ALL SNORING)

Oh, hey, pets. You know, for a second there

I thought you were arguing at the table like real people.

Maybe I just need something to eat.

Like an apple.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Or maybe an orange.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Better yet, a bana.

-(GASPING) -(BURPS)

Well, sweet dreams...

Don't poop in the house!

(ALL GASPING)

Did your eye just go down the drain?

I told you that cheaters never prosper.

(BABBLING)

Bunnicula says he can still see through the eye in the drain.

(BABBLING)

-And... It's in the sewer. -(BABBLING)

Being captured by sewer mermaids.

(SCREAMS)

Sewer mermaids aren't very friendly, apparently.

I can't believe we have to go down in the sewers.

We're going down in the sewers?

You think Mina's gonna wanna wake up to this?

Ooh! Sewers!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy, oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, oh, boy!

How did you spend your Saturday night, Chester?

Oh, you know? Chasing vampire eyeballs through a sewer.

-You talking to me? -No, Harold. I wasn't talking to you.

Were you talking to Bunnicula?

No. I wasn't talking to Bunnicula.

Do you have other friends down here?

No. I don't have any friends down here.

-What was that, Chester? -I said...

(SHOUTS) I don't have any friends!

(ECHOING) I don't have any friends!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Okay. You've had your fun.

(ECHOING CONTINUES) I don't have any friends!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

-You're lonely. -(SIGHS)

(WHISTLES)

-(HORN BLOWING) -(GATES WHIRRING)

-Give it to me. -Give it to me!

(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

-Hey! -(SHOUTING STOPS)

Move aside, ladies!

Hmm. I've, like,

never seen anything like this before.

I have an idea, though.

Let's show it to the queen!

ALL: (CHANTING) To the queen!

(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD GIGGLING)

Guys, really. I have friends.

-(BABBLES) -Uh-oh.

They're taking Bunnicula's eyeball to the queen of the sewer mermaids.

Look, guys.

There's no such thing as sewer mermaids.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

Oh! Is there a sewer mermaid behind me now?

Good. Then all I got to do is give her a good right...

HAROLD: That was your left.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Oh! Hi...

Good evening, ladies. Uh... Love the hair.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(DRUMS BEATING)

(LAUGHING) Ooh! Ooh la la!

What, what, what is this, ladies? Hmm...

The scout girls brought in this eye

and I thought it would look, like, totally cute on your crown.

Bethany!

That's, like, so thoughtful!

(GASPING) Let's put it on now!

So your color, your highness.

(JINGLING)

-(MERMAID GOSSIPING) -(BUNNICULA WHIMPERS)

You better make sure the emergency drainage lever,

-like, works from now on. I mean... -All right, guys.

We've gotta get out of here. What are we gonna do?

(BABBLING)

We need to find some vegetables, like, fast!

HAROLD: People throw food down here all the time.

-(GROANS) -Oh, come on Chester.

It's no worse than drinking out of the toilet.

(GROANS)

(RETCHING)

(GROANS) Gross!

Ew! (GRUNTS)

(ANIMAL SQUEALS)

You got to be kidding me. Huh?

Oh, no way!

-Bunn, look! A pepper! -(BABBLING)

(ROARS)

(MERMAIDS GASP)

Get them!

CHESTER: Whoa!

(ALL SCREAMING)

ALL: (CHANTING) Crown! Crown! Crown!

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(CHANTING STOPS)

-(ALL GROANING) -Oh, well!

It looks like we have a feast on our fins.

(ALL CHEERING)

-(GASPS) -MERMAIDS: (CHANTING) Crown! Crown! Crown!

(WHIMPERS)

(GASPS) An onion.

-Come on, Bunnicula! -(SNARLS)

(WHIMPERS)

(SOBS)

(SPUTTERING) Whoa!

(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(YELLING)

MERMAID 1: Wait, what? MERMAID 2: Get them!

(GROANING)

-It's time to ride, Harold. -Neigh!

Cut them off!

(GURGLING)

Huh? My hair!

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTING)

(BUNNICULA BABBLING)

Come on, little eye. You're almost there.

ALL: Oh!

(GRUNTS)

You've ruined everything!

You're gonna be an ornament for my crown

and you're gonna like it!

(MERMAIDS SCREAMING)

I totally underestimated you, little eye.

You and your little friends are straight savage.

For your fierceness and strength, I offer you...

My throne.

Huh? Hmm?

(GIGGLES)

Aww...

(COOING)

-(LAUGHS) -Uh, Bunnicula?

-Time to wake up... -(HISSES)

(LAUGHS)

(BABBLING)

(WHIMPERS)

Wee!

(EXCLAIMS, BABBLES)

(BLOWS AND POLISHES)

-ALL: Aww... -So cute!

Well...

I'll keep my title as queen, then.

Yay!

QUEEN SEWARIEL: You and your little friends are allowed to visit anytime.

-(EXCLAIMS) -Thank you.

(COUGHING) Never coming back.

EYE: And so it was that I stayed with Bunnicula

for many, many moons.

Together, we saw much of the known world...

And beyond.

Eventually, I would become a king by my own hand,

but that is a story for another day.