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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(GROWLS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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I've had it
up to here with you!
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Well, about here.
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But it's above
the bellybutton,
and that's not cool.
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Harold,
you chewed my slippers!
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(WHIMPERING)
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-You clogged the plumbing
with your cat hair.
-Ugh.
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-And Bunnicula!
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I can't believe you chewed
a hole in the wall to hide
your carrots in!
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If this behavior doesn't
stop soon, I'm gonna go
from here to about here.
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And you don't want to see
what I look like around here.
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It's pretty gross.
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We're being framed, guys!
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Yeah! I didn't chew those
slippers. I'm into high-tops.
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And my fur's not orange!
I bet this is something
supernatural again.
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I'm gonna say... Yeti?
Yes? No? Who's with me?
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I'm with you, neighbor dude!
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I'm Patches. I'm a weredude.
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Patches? What are you
doing here?
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(CHUCKLES) I live here now.
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You what?
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Come on in!
Mi casa is your home.
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No, our home is our home.
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Oh, let me see! Let me see!
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Pretty cool, right?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SLURPING)
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I thought you lived in that
alley across the street.
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-I did! They turned the alley
into a taco schnitzel.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
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So I moved into your wall.
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Why are you hoarding
all these carrots?
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Oh, you mean these?
These are my sticks, man.
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(PLAYS DRUMS)
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⪠I'm Patches the Weredude
yes, I'm back
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⪠I'm a happy, hairy man
who's also a cat
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⪠When the moon is full
it rearranges my fat
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⪠Makes the magic
transformation
wherever I'm at âª
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I'm Patches. Yeah!
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Patches, you can't live here.
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Well, I did dig the hole...
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Yeah! And Bunnicula
got blamed for it.
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(SLURPING)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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And it's not just Bunnicula!
Harold and I are getting
blamed for your mess, too!
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I don't control
the system, man.
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You've got to go
somewhere else.
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Well, like, in that wall
over there?
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(CRASHES)
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Or maybe in that wall!
(CRASHES)
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Or maybe in this wall!
(CRASHES)
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You mean this pot right here?
(CRASHES)
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How about this one?
(CRASHES)
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What about that one?
(CRASHES)
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-Behind the picture frame?
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
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-What about up here?
-No! Like, out of here!
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But I can't go out
anywhere tonight!
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-Why not?
-(THUNDER CRACKS)
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(GROANING)
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-(ALL GASP)
-Huh?
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Uh... (CACKLING)
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Yeah, that's pretty much why.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BUNNICULA CACKLING)
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You should definitely
stay out of the moonlight.
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But you can't
stay here, either.
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Watching you transform
is horrifying.
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A regular guy like
Mina's dad wouldn't
be able to handle it!
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Don't worry, Chester.
I'll just hide out in my hole,
and no one will know I'm here.
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(GRUNTING)
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I'm sure hiding out here
is just as good.
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Are you kidding me?
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I don't get what
the big deal is, man.
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The big deal! I'll tell you
what the big deal is.
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-(CHESTER AND PATCHES
TALK AT SAME TIME)
-Cool,
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are we all talking
at the same time?
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(LAUGHS) I love when we all
talk at once.
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⪠I don't know what we're
talking about
But... âª
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-...'cause you're stressing
yourself out, man.
-(BARKING AND MEOWING)
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You just need to learn
how to chill out, dude.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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Oh, no! I mean...
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Meow!
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A strange man in my living
room talking to my pets?
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(CHESTER, BUNNICULA
AND HAROLD GASP)
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You must be the pet psychic!
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ALL: Huh?
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You know, I was just
thinking about
calling a psychic
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and here you are.
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⪠I'm Patches âª
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(MEOWING)
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(MUTTERING) Do not
engage, Patches!
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So, what do you say? Will you
stick around and fix these
little monsters?
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Uh... I don't know what you're
talking about!
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(LAUGHING)
You are a riot, Patches!
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I'm glad you came.
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Yeah. It's nice when someone
wants you around.
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Chester.
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(LAUGHING) Fantastic!
Let's get started, then.
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Patches! Mina's dad's
fragile mind can't handle
the supernatural world!
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Not sure he can handle...
Ugh... Ugh... Ugh...
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This! What if you change
while he's around?
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Yeah. Probably not
worth the risk.
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MINA'S DAD: Did you need
any food to help you work?
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Did he say "food"?
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(MUNCHING AND SLURPING LOUDLY)
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-Gross.
-Aw!
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Oh! I thought the ice cream
and tuna was for the cat.
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You got to get into
the mind of your opponent.
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The mind is in the belly.
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(BELCHES)
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You're the pet psychic!
At least, you'd better be.
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If I found out you were
something else, I'd have
to call the cops!
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-(CHESTER AND HAROLD GASP)
-(BUNNICULA GIBBERING)
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Those storm clouds
are gonna cover the moon
any second now.
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We need to get you
out of here!
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Eh, what are you
worried about, Chester?
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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(SHRIEKS)
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(LIGHTNING CRACKING)
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Uh!
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(RUMBLING)
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-(FARTS)
-Oh, no!
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Must protect Mina's dad's
fragile mind!
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Uh, Patches...
Did you do something
different with your...
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-(YOWLING)
-Argh! My gorgeous face!
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(MINA'S DAD MUFFLED TALKING)
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MINA'S DAD: Get off my face!
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-Down, Chester! Bad kitty.
-(MEOWING)
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-MINA'S DAD: You taste
like a litter box!
-(CHESTER STRAING)
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-(MEOWING)
-Chester!
You are uncontrollable.
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You see what I mean?
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Can you do anything
about this little monster?
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Uncontrollable, I say!
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(MUNCHING LOUDLY)
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Okay, Patches.
That was way too close!
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That storm's gonna hit
and cover the moon completely!
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We might not be able to hide
your transformation from
Mina's dad next time.
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You have to leave now!
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Uh... What are you
saying, Chester?
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I'm saying there is no way
you can stay here any longer!
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Patches, you have to leave!
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(PANTING)
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Uh, don't worry, Chester.
I know when I'm not wanted.
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(SHOUTING) Do you?
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Well, I'm out of here.
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Just as soon as I make
one last sandwich.
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Just as soon as I make
one last pizza.
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Just as soon as I make
one last turkey dinner.
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Just as soon as I make
one last... (GRUMBLES)
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Oh. I, uh... I can't.
(SNORING)
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What?
Patches, did you do this?
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You're as uncontrollable
as the pets!
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(SHOUTING) Uncontrollable!
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Why are you always
trying to control everything?
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What's that about?
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Huh? Well, I don't know. I...
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I guess I never
looked at it that way before.
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You want to stop
trying to control your pets,
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and start learning how
to understand them.
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Okay, I'm willing, but...
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I don't know how
and I'm scared!
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00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:05,316
The path will be revealed
to you, my friend.
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Here, take my paw.
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00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:11,328
MINA'S DAD: Uh,
where are we going, Patches?
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Somewhere that few
dare to tread, my friend.
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We're gonna take a walk
on the wild side.
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Whoa!
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Whee!
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(LAUGHING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Meow! Meow!
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-Meow!
-(CATS MEOWING)
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Meow!
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(ALL MEOWING)
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(MINA'S DAD
AND PATCHES LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPING)
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(GASPS) Ah-ha!
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(YELLING)
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What?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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You know, for a second there,
I saw you as a cat!
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Yeah! That's my inner beast.
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(SIGHS) Life's much better
when you're not
a control freak!
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Patches, you've taught me how
to embrace my wild side,
194
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and for that
I can't thank you enough.
195
00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,891
Hey, no problem-o!
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If you're interested,
effective tomorrow,
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00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,500
you can have your own room
here at the Orlock!
198
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:02,137
I could deduct your work
with the pets for the rent!
199
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:06,412
That sounds righteous!
You got yourself a deal.
200
00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:10,014
Perfect!
See you around the building.
201
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,347
Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.
202
00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:15,953
(PURRING AND MEOWING)
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00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,386
Meow. Meow, meow.
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00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,792
(MEOWING CONTINUES)
205
00:10:20,855 --> 00:10:24,655
Well, everything worked out.
I guess?
206
00:10:24,726 --> 00:10:29,726
Well, till I get my new digs,
looks like it's one more night
in the hole in the wall.
207
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,604
Toodle oodle-y doodle-y doos!
208
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:38,567
(GRUNTING)
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00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:43,639
Ah, well. I guess
I can just sleep like this.
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00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,645
PATCHES: Uh, bye for meow!
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