Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

All right, Chester, I'm off to Marsha's.

(GROANS)

You're the man of the house tonight.

(GROANS AND SIGHS)

-(CHESTER EXCLAIMS) -(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHESTER CHUCKLES)

Hmm.

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS)

Puss In Boots.

We're related, they say.

On my mom's side.

-(GASPS) -En garde,

you useless sack of flibbety flabber! (LAUGHS)

(EXCLAIMS AND SCREAMS)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHING)

Bunnicula! Did you just prank me?

Ta-ta-da!

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

(GRUNTS)

-(CHESTER GRUNTS) -(LAUGHS)

-(MUFFLED GROANING) -(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Bunnicula.

-Bunnicula! -(HUMMING)

-Anyone? -(GASPS)

How come you can talk now, Mr. Soft Chair?

It's me, Harold. Chester.

Let me out.

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

That rabbit and his pranks!

You know, fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

I've let Bunnicula get away with this for far too long.

You must be really ashamed, too,

because he fools you like every day.

Yeah. Thanks, Harold.

You know what? You're right.

I'm finally gonna get that bunny back.

I declare a prank war on Bunnicula!

(LAUGHS) Ooh! Um...

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Hey, Chester, how are you gonna win the prank war on Bunnicula?

He uses all those magic tricks.

(SCOFFS) Don't worry, Harold.

I don't need magic tricks to beat Bunnicula.

I'm gonna defeat him...

-With science! -(THUNDER CRASHES)

(SWITCH CLICKING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GIGGLING)

It's a disco!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

(FARTING)

(SHOES HONKING)

Pranks for the memories, Bunnicula.

(SQUEAKS)

(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS)

(HISSES)

(CHESTER LAUGHING)

(HUMMING)

(YOWLS)

(LAUGHS)

(HUMMING)

Huh?

(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

(LAUGHING)

(GROANS)

(MEOWS)

(GRUNTING)

Gotcha!

(GROWLING)

(YOWLS)

(LAUGHS)

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING)

-(SNARLING) -(SHRIEKS)

(LAUGHS)

-(EXPLOSION BOOMS) -(BUNNICULA SCREAMS)

(CHESTER LAUGHS)

-(FIREWORK EXPLODES) -(CHESTER YOWLS)

(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

-(BUBBLING) -(BUNNICULA SCREAMS)

(CHESTER LAUGHING)

Okay, guys, here's your food.

Oh, rough day, huh?

-(CHESTER GROANS) -(BUNNICULA MOANS WEAKLY)

Well, here you go.

(CHOMPING)

How long do you think you can keep pranking each other?

You know what, I can't do it anymore.

You win, Bunnicula.

-Here. -(SIGHS)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

HAROLD: He says it's to make up for all those times he pranked you.

Aww! He feels super bad about it.

Uh-huh.

-HAROLD: Chester, it's so sweet. -(SOBBING)

Mmm!

(GASPS SOFTLY)

No, wait! Don't eat that.

I injected each of those carrots with super spicy wasabi.

I'm sorry.

I was gonna prank you.

(SIGHING)

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

No, don't spoil it.

I can't wait to see what you got me.

You're such a super cool friend, Bunnicula.

-(YOWLS) -(ROARING)

(LAUGHS)

Ah, that's a good one.

Right, Chester?

Chester?

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(SNIFFING)

Thanks for coming, Lugosi.

Are you really a doctor though?

No.

But I was a laboratory experiment once.

(SNIFFING)

In my medical opinion,

this stinky cat has been scared so many times

that he has become...

(ECHOING) Scared stiff!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

-Hmm? -(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

So, is there anything we can do about it?

Well, you could use him as a small coffee table.

Tea, master?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Oh, unknown master,

the only thing you can do

is try to keep him calm and happy.

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHESTER MEOWS)

(CHESTER MEOWS)

(CHESTER MEOWS)

(WHISTLING)

-(CHESTER MEOWS) -Huh?

(MEOWS)

Is Chester gonna be all right, Bunnicula?

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Yeah, you were a good guy, Chester.

(GASPS) I mean...

Am a good guy. (CHUCKLES)

(SOBBING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(VOICE TREMBLING) What? No, don't cry.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH WAILING)

(LAUGHS) They broke it.

Oh, this is too good.

Do I tell them? I think I have to.

This is the best prank I've ever come up with. (LAUGHS)

-(GROWLS) -Hmm?

(ROARS)

(CHESTER SCREAMING)

Chester?

(ROARING)

(GASPS)

(BELCHES)

(BUBBLING)

(GROANS)

(ROARS)

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(ROARING)

(MUFFLED TALKING)

-Okay! -(MONSTER GROWLS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(MUFFLED) Oh, what's this button do?

(WHIRRING)

(MONSTER SCREAMING)

(WHIMPERING)

Chester, you're back!

Is it gone?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bun wants to know how you pulled the prank with the fake Chester.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

Well, this whole thing was part of my design.

From the moment you attacked me with the ghost of Puss In Boots

until right now.

I wildly announced my prank war knowing you'd be listening.

First, I put on that ridiculous prank gear

to bait the trap.

Then, I used the 3D printer where Patches is staying

to make the fake Chester.

I'm a Weredude.

Yes, we know, Patches.

Then I bribed Lugosi to give you guys the "Scared stiff" diagnosis.

All Lugosi wanted was a 3D-printed Bunnicula,

so I hooked him up with that.

They say you can't serve two masters.

But they are wrong.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) Bye.

(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

Anyway, the only thing I don't get is

if you didn't know I was pranking you

when did you send the swamp creature after me?

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(CHORTLES)

He didn't.

That was me!

(LAUGHING)

I pranked you both so good!

You see, I knew that you, Bunnicula, were pranking Chester.

And I knew Chester was gonna prank you back.

So, I was like, "Oh, I gotta get in on this."

So check it out.

I go down to the cellar, you know, where all the magical Bunnicula stuff is,

and I find this jar, right?

And it says, "Swamp monster. Do not open."

So you know what I do?

(LAUGHING)

-You open it? -I open it!

(LAUGHS)

Pretty funny prank, huh?

I'm not sure you know what a prank is, Harold.

Maybe I don't either.

I'm sorry about scaring you guys.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bunnicula says that he actually respects you

for that epic next-level prank, Chester.

Thanks, Bunnicula.

-(SIRENS WAILING) -(MONSTER ROARS)

Stop right there!

-Put your hands... (GRUNTS) -(ROARS)

Let's cool it on the pranks,

at least until we've got Harold's contribution under control.

-Friends? -(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(SIGHS)

Yes! (LAUGHING)