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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(GROWLS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(COUGHS)
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Oh, excuse me.
I have something in my throat.
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So, can I still borrow
that cup for sugar?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Oh, thanks B.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SLURPING)
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Bye!
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(SHIVERING)
Is that thing gone?
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Yes. You can
come out now, Chester.
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Why are you so afraid
of Bunnicula's guests?
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Yeah!
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Because I am
a cat of science!
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And those supernatural things
don't make any sense.
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Observe.
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Inertia makes sense.
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Gravity makes sense.
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Electricity makes sense.
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Thank you, Thomas Edison.
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All because of science!
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Yeah, but then...
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How do you explain Bunnicula?
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Ta-da!
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Well, um, that's easy.
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According to British
science fiction author
Arthur C. Clarke,
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any sufficiently
advanced technology
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is indistinguishable
for magic.
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-Um...
-I dunno.
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That's it! I don't know why
I didn't consider it before.
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Just as the scientists of old
proved that the Earth revolves
around the sun,
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I'm gonna prove that
Bunnicula and all his
little monster friends
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aren't supernatural.
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And I'm gonna do it
using science!
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Huh?
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Oh, jeez, sorry.
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I'm still here.
Miscalculated my exit.
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If someone could just
open a window or a door
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and nudge me gently
in that direction,
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that would just be so super.
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(BUBBLING)
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Mmm.
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Bunnicula, stop that.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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In order to get
the best results,
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I need to conduct
my experiments
in a controlled environment.
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That means
no wacky shenanigans
from the two of you.
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Harold, the stethoscope,
if you please.
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For the record,
this is a wacky shenanigan.
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No, that's a bana.
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(GROANS)
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I will begin with a physical
exam of the subject.
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As predicted, the subject
displays no sign
of a heartbeat.
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(THUMPING)
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Wait, he does
have a heartbeat?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH
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(BUZZING)
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Hey, that's Mina's cell phone.
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She's been looking
everywhere for that.
How did it get in your neck?
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-I dunno.
-(CRASHES)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Nope, no heartbeat.
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Now, why would
he not have a heartbeat?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
me, me, pick me, pick me,
oh, over here!
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Yes, Harold.
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-Can I go to the bathroom?
-(GROANS)
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No.
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May I go to the bathroom?
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What I'm trying to say,
Harold, is that most people
might jump to conclusions
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and assume Bunnicula
is a vampire.
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But not me.
I'm going to use
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science!
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Let us begin.
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(CLICKS)
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-Say "Ah."
-Ah.
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-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
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(CLICKS)
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Ah!
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Ah!
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SHOUTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SLURPS)
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Huh?
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(EXPLODES)
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That's it!
I'm a genius.
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What is it, Chester?
What have you discovered?
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Because I haven't been able
to figure out anything
from these notes.
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Don't you see, Harold?
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Just as corn can be used
to power cars,
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carrot juice is what
powers Bunnicula.
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So...
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Bunnicula is a car?
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(HONKS)
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Bunnicula being a car
is ridiculous.
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Obviously, he's a robot!
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How did you come
to that conclusion?
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-None of the experiments
resulted in...
-Shh.
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Science.
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Science looks a lot like
the basement ceiling.
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(GROANS)
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(SNORING)
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(SNORING) I love you.
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(SNEEZES)
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Hmm.
So, robot bunny,
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what is your purpose?
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Who sent you here?
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(YAWNS)
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(GASPS) Aliens!
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Now you are just jumping
to conclusions.
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Who else would be advanced
enough to build a robot spy?
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Why did I have to be right?
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Genius can be such a burden.
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Okay, it's time to be brave.
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You're gonna have to make
contact with Bunnicula's
alien creators.
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(PANTING) For science!
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(GASPS)
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(BEEPING)
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(WHIMPERS) Attention,
alien life forms.
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I am not the leader
of this planet.
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Even though
I probably should be.
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Know that we come in peace.
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I mean, you come in peace.
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We were already here.
I mean...
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I hope you come in peace.
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(BEEPING)
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ROBOT VOICE: (ON SPEAKER)
We approach.
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-(SCREAMS)
-We arrive
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-tomorrow morning...
-(WHIMPERING)
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...in a four hour window
between 9 p.m. and 1 a.m.
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-Huh?
-End transmission.
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(SNORING)
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(MUMBLING)
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So, are the aliens here yet?
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No, but it won't be long now.
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These aliens
might come in peace.
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But they might also
come in not peace.
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You made me a hat!
I didn't make you anything.
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-Is it hat day?
-It's made of aluminum foil.
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It might help keep Bunnicula
from reading your thoughts.
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There's nothing more private
than a man's own thoughts.
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HAROLD: I still needto go to the bathroom.
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I also took the liberty
of gathering some supplies
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in case we need to fend off
an alien attack.
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(QUACKING)
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(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
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-Oh, no.
-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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It's happening again.
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-(QUACKS)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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-(YELPS)
-(QUACKS)
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ROBOT VOICE: (ON SPEAKER)
We are here.
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(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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BOTH: Hmm?
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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If the aliens reduce the Earth
to a big ball of gray goo
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I just want you to know
that I... I love you, man.
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Look, I don't want
to hurt your feelings,
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but I'm already pretty in love
with turkey bacon.
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-(DOOR OPENING)
-(BOTH GASPING)
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(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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You are the leader
of planet Earth?
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Well, no.
Probably should be.
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But basically,
I'm just a house cat.
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You will decide the fate
of your planet.
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Become our slaves
or we will destroy you.
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No, you don't seem
to understand.
I'm... I'm not...
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Choose.
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All this time I've been afraid
of the supernatural,
but science is even worse!
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This is not science!
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Wait, what?
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Scientific method
requires proof.
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And you never obtained
any proof.
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You just jump to conclusions.
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-Excuse me?
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
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(BUNNICULA AND ALIEN LAUGHING)
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Wait a minute. Is this a...
Bunnicula, did you prank me?
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-(LAUGHS)
-(HAROLD LAUGHING)
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Harold, you were in on it?
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No. No I'm just laughing
because everybody else
is laughing.
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Ha, it's hysterical!
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(LAUGHS)
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Huh, you're...
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(CHUCKLES) Yes, I'm
Thomas Edison's ghost.
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What?
Why would you do this to me?
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Well, Bunnicula came to me
for help with a prank
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and I owed him one
after the whole
Nikola Tesla debacle.
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In case you haven't
read your history,
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I can be a bit
of a jerk sometimes.
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(LAUGHS)
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I admire your spirit, Chester.
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I dedicated a good part
of my life
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to the study of electricity,
and I still don't
understand everything.
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But you might, someday.
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If you really apply yourself,
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nothing is impossible.
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Thanks, Mr. Edison's ghost.
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One day, I will be able
to explain Bunnicula,
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-with science!
-With science!
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-With science!
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
Hi, it's me.
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Still here.
It's been four days.
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You'll rember I got here
and it was Tuesday.
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And now, here we are.
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Really would like to see
my family, and, uh...
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Maybe have some food.
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CHESTER: Science!
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