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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

Okay, I have to put my left paw on green.

(STRAINING)

Ha, ha! Next.

Harold, your left front paw on red.

(STRAINING)

That's not red, it's blue.

Oh, I'm color blind! I'm a dog.

(GROANS) Bunnicula,

your right front paw on red.

(BABBLING)

(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

Hey! No vampire cheating.

Harold, back right leg on blue.

(STRAINING)

That's the wrong foot.

Oh! I don't know my right from my left either.

I hate this game! (SOBS)

Harold, this is your left foot.

-Oh! My back. -Ow! Oh...

(CRACKING)

That is it!

We're not meant to do things together.

We're way better off just doing our own thing.

From now on, I'm a lone wolf.

Chester out!

Hmm, well, we can still have fun together, can't we, Bunnic?

Like right now.

Um, maybe you could give old Harold's sore back a little massage?

Er...

(SIGHS)

(SNEEZES)

Eww!

(BABBLES, MIMICKING MINA)

Er, er, Mina!

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(BUNNICULA SIGHS)

Oh, man.

Now who am I gonna play with?

-VOICE: Harold. -Huh?

VOICE: Harold.

Who's that? Hmm...

Ooh! Huh?

Oh... That's new.

(CHUCKLES)

Hmm. "Do-nut glaze"?

Donut glaze?

Oh, ho-ho!

A whole carton of donut glaze!

And all to myself?

Aah!

Huh? This isn't donutey or glazey at all.

What is this thing?

(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS)

Whoa.

It's a sparkly gem.

So beautiful.

And it's all mine.

Huh?

(CHUCKLING)

Whoa...

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)

Huh? Gem? Gemmy?

(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

(GASPS) Thief!

Harold, Bunnicula, knock off whatever it is you're... Ow!

Oh, hello there.

Where did you come from little gemstone?

Whoa!

You're absolutely beautiful!

-(BOTH GROWLING) -Huh?

HAROLD: Give it back!

Let go of my gemmy!

ALL: A-ha!

What in the world came over me?

Why do I even care about those guys' dumb rock?

Besides, I'm a lone wolf.

(GRUNTING)

-Huh? -Huh?

(ALL SCREAM)

What's happening to us?

Whoa! We morphed into a giant cat-dog-bunny thing.

-Awesome! -No, no, no, this is not awesome!

What is going on?

Huh? I think something's stuck to my butt.

CHESTER: Hmm, what else is new?

Hey, it's that box of donut glaze that had the sparkly rock in it.

It's what? Give me that!

This doesn't say "Donut glaze."

It says, "Do not gaze."

This is what you found that gemstone in?

Oh...

I guess that would make more sense.

CHESTER: (GASPS) There's something else written on the back. Look!

"Do not gaze at this cursed gem.

"For whenever you do, you will be under its power,

"caring only to keep it for yourself.

"For centuries, when friends separated by greed

"grabbed the gem at the same time,

"it brought them back together again

"but in a horrible, twisted way."

Okay, so don't look at it and don't touch it with anybody else.

How hard could that be...

ALL: Yeah.

-(GRUNTING) -ALL: Huh?

ALL: This is mine!

(GRUNTING)

-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING) -Give it back!

(YELLING)

Ha-ha! Got it!

(YELLING)

(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

Bunnicula! Give it to me.

-(EXCLAIMS REPEATEDLY) -(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(BABBLING)

-Ow! -Ha-ha! Still got it.

(SIGHS)

Oh, this is hopeless.

I'm gonna be stuck to you two forever.

(SOBBING)

Huh?

Oh, gross!

What's with the trash?

Mmm.

Don't you judge me, I'm eating for three now.

Huh? (BELCHES)

(SLURPING) Ah.

(HUMMING)

-(ALL GASP) -Mina's coming!

Everybody hide!

(STRAINING)

-(CLATTERING) -Huh? Boys?

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

Are you guys back there trying to fix the TV?

Oh, that is adorable!

Well, good luck. The cable's been out for weeks.

Huh?

Whoa!

That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Ooh, I'm gonna take you to school tomorrow.

Everyone's gonna be so jealous!

We gotta get that thing back from Mina.

Can you imagine her whole school

trying to grab that thing at once?

Argh! This would be so much easier if we could just split up.

-Yeah, but how? -(BUZZING)

-BOTH: Huh? -(SCREAMING)

Bunnicula, stop!

(STRAINING)

(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Wow, an hour to get to the kitchen.

Great job, Harold.

All right, we gotta get that gem away from her

without looking at it or touching it

at the same time as her

or else she'll morph into us too.

That sounds impossible.

How are we gonna distract her?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to use my secret weapon.

Seriously? You're gonna use your secret weapon?

Ah, I can't believe I'm about to lower myself to this.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS AND CLEARS THROAT)

(PURRS)

(PURRING AND MEOWING)

(LAUGHING)

(CHESTER MUTTERING)

Huh? Oh, right.

(GASPS) Harold, she's still touching it!

-Stop! -Oh!

Huh?

(GROANS)

Chester! Cut it out!

(GASPS AND WHIMPERS)

(GASPING) Mina?

Oh, hey, Chester.

When did you get here?

Aw, do you want some attention, huh?

(RETCHING)

(BABBLES) Uh-oh.

-CHESTER: Whoa! -Huh?

ALL: Whoa! Oof!

Good steal, buddy.

Now, let's get rid of that thing once and for all.

(GRUNTS) Uh-uh.

Oh, not you too! That does it.

Let us be rid of that thing, Bunnicula.

I may not be able to carry that gem,

but I can carry you!

(GRUNTING)

Nope, can't carry you.

Totally misjudged that one.

(LAUGHING)

Okay, back in the box.

Oh.

There. We just keep this thing covered up

and now we have plenty of time to think about what...

MINA'S DAD: Mina, have you seen my black yoga pants?

The really stretchy ones?

Extra roomy in the butt?

They're in the laundry basket, Dad. In the living room.

(GASPING) The laundry basket! He's headed right for us!

(YELLS) Let's get outta here!

No, Harold, this way.

(ALL STRAINING)

(ALL SCREAM AND GROAN)

ALL: Ow!

(HUMMING)

Oh, hello there, uh,

you must be the guy here to fix the TV.

Er... (CHUCKLES)

Oh. (LAUGHS)

I have that exact same hoodie.

Only in America. (HUMS MELODY)

Whoa... Oof!

Chester? Where'd you go, buddy?

Hmm, he was looking at me kinda strange.

-VOICE: Mina... -Huh?

VOICE: Mina.

Ah, it's calling to her!

VOICE: Mina.

What is that? Er, boys?

Argh, we gotta get outta here!

You guys, run!

(GRUNTING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL GROAN)

Look, you guys, for once in our lives

we gotta work together as a team to get out of this mess.

Harold, try to stand up.

All right, you got it.

(GRUNTING)

Okay, now lift my head

and take a step forward.

CHESTER: Ow!

Gently.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Right paw forward. Got it.

(GRUNTING)

VOICE: Mina.

Er, Dad, is that you?

Are you still looking for your yoga pants?

-MINA: Dad? -(GRUNTING)

-(GRUNTING) -VOICE: Mina.

We gotta get this thing out of earshot.

You're going out the window, pal.

-(HISSING) -(SCREAMING)

(GASPS) The sun!

Bunnicula, sorry!

Now the window's way out of my throwing range.

-What are we gonna do now? -HAROLD: Hey, you guys,

I think I got something stuck to my...

Er, our butt, again.

(GASPING) The yoga pants.

That gives me an idea!

Bunnicula, lend me your hand.

Now, Harold, tie this leg to the bannister.

Extra stretchy, extra roomy in the back side.

Boys, we just made ourselves a slingshot.

(SNIFFING AND EXCLAIMING)

This slingshot is ripe!

Mina's dad really needs to learn how to do laundry.

-VOICE: Mina... -(GASPING)

-VOICE: Mina. -What is that?

Ah, we're too late! She's gonna see us!

Well, it's not too late to protect her.

All together, guys!

One, two, three!

VOICE: Mina.

VOICE: Min...

Er, huh?

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Oh, hey, guys.

Why the long faces?

Oh, was it something I said earlier?

I'm sorry.

Today's been a weird day.

But you know the four of us will always be inseparable, right?

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS)

VOICE: Squirrel.

VOICE: Squirrel.

(LAUGHING)

(GROWLING)