Original subtitles

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(ROARS)

(GIGGLES)

HAROLD: Hmm.

Huh.

(ANNOYED TONE) Uh.

(STAMMERS) Nobody help me, I can do this.

Argh!

A-ha! No.

Oh, no. Now I'll never know what this puzzle is a picture of.

(GASPS)

MALE VOICE: (ON TV) That's a W. Can you guess the magic word?

-(EXCLAIMS) -Oh, don't worry, Bunns.

I know how much you like figuring these things out on your own.

-MAN: I'd like to guess the magic word, Jerry. -Know-it-all.

MAN: Is it "Know-it-all"?

That's absolutely correct!

-You win $100,000. Before taxes. -Hmm.

He asked the creature a final riddle.

"A box without hinges, key or lid,

"yet golden treasure inside is hid." Hmm.

Maybe it's Chester's cat box.

I don't know.

Come on, guys. It's an egg.

-Hmm. -Puzzles are designed to test ingenuity or knowledge.

And since neither one of you have any ingenuity or knowledge,

maybe you wanna leave the puzzle-solving to me.

"Easy", he said, "it's an egg."

What... Oh, what? It's a... And it's "Egg"?

(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)

(ROOSTER CROWING)

What are we doing down here, Harold?

Oh. Bunnicula said he had something puzzling he wanted to show you.

I think this is it.

Oh, great. It's some sort of creepy box.

(GIGGLING)

-(ROARS) -(GASPS, SCREAMING)

(GIGGLING)

Bunnicula! Not funny!

Now I feel like I've got only eight lives left.

(GIGGLES)

Yeah!

What a cool little box.

Is that what you wanted to show Chester?

(MELLOW EXCLAMATION)

(EXPLAINING)

(CHUCKLES) Oh! The box is a puzzle.

What's this about a puzzle?

Hmm. Oh, this? (CHUCKLES)

(SCOFFING)

(IMITATING GHOSTLY VOICE)

So what you're saying is...

Uh, what's he saying?

The puzzle is a gateway to awesomeness.

But it's way too hard for you to solve.

(SCOFFS AND LAUGHS)

I can solve any puzzle. Give me.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS)

Metal box. (GRUNTS)

No visible lid.

(SNIFFING)

(METAL CLANKING)

What's your secret?

Oh, my gosh. Is that another egg? (GASPS)

Is there a square baby chicken in there?

Don't be ridiculous, Harold.

Time to apply a little ingenuity and knowledge.

Watch and learn.

(GRUNTING)

(DRILLING)

(YAWNS)

(EXCLAIMING)

Hey! Uh-uh. I don't need any hints.

I will solve this on my own and you will call me

the greatest puzzle solver in the universe.

(NARRATOR READING)

Hey, Chester!

You wanna come upstairs? You haven't used the cat box in weeks.

34 times 10, uh, calculate for spooky action at a distance...

-Did you open that egg yet, Chester? -(CONTINUES MUMBLING)

It's not an egg, Harold. It's a box.

Well, if an egg can be a box, then why can't the box be an egg?

(GROANS) For the same reason that a square is always a rectangle,

but a rectangle doesn't have to be a square.

(GASPS) Oh.

I've been looking at this all wrong.

This isn't a box that needs to be opened.

It's like Bunnicula said,

this is a doorway to awesomeness.

Maybe I just need to knock.

(METAL CLANGING)

(CLATTERING INSIDE BOX)

Ha! Puzzle solved.

Uh, it's what this means, right? I solved it?

(EXCLAIMING JOYFULLY)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

-(HAROLD CHUCKLING) -(GASPS)

(GIDDY TONE) Oh.

(GROANS) Wha...

Where are we?

Uh... Harold? Harold?

Wh... Where'd you go?

I'm right here, dude.

How come you're on the ceiling?

I'm not the one on the ceiling. Am I?

(GASPS)

(VOICE TREMBLING)

Don't worry, BFF. I'm coming for you.

Whoo-hoo!

(CHESTER YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

See? I told you, you were on the ceiling.

(GROANS) Bunnicula! Get in here!

I know you're behind this.

(LAUGHS) Ta-da!

All right, Bunnicula. Very funny.

The box was a literal doorway.

Now tell us how to get out of here.

(EXPLAINING)

One, two, three.

(EXCLAIMS)

I still don't know what you're saying.

We gotta solve three puzzles to get out of the box.

More puzzles. Now you're talking!

You're on, Dracu-lop!

I can solve whatever you throw at me.

-(LAUGHING) -(ALARM RINGS)

-(GASPS) -Where do you think you're going?

(EXCLAIMING WORRIEDLY)

Bunnicula. Hey!

Locked. (GROANS)

Classic Bunnicula.

All right. Well, the key is up there.

But Bunnicula said this piece of paper is the key.

No, it's right up there, Harold.

He's just messing with our minds.

(GASPS) What are you doing?

I thought you were a spider.

Are we getting taller?

Why would you ask me that?

Well, either you're getting taller,

or the door is getting shorter.

-(DOOR CREAKING) -Sometimes a door is just a door.

But not this one. It's like some kind of Benjamin Butt door.

We gotta get out of here fast.

'Cause we'll be trapped. Quick. Throw me that parchment. (GRUNTS)

Don't get smart with me.

Oh, I won't.

(READING) The key lies within this parchment.

Ah, this is all just a bunch of gobbledygook.

Gobbledygook!

We're gonna get that key the old-fashioned way.

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTING)

Argh! I gotta solve this puzzle.

All right, Chester, you can do this.

Just think. Think. Think!

Harold. Give me back the piece of paper.

Roger that, Mission Control.

-Harold! -The X-12 is coming in for a landing.

-Swoosh. -You fool!

That piece of paper is our ticket out of here.

Without that, we'll never get the key.

(GLASS SHATTERS)

Get the key!

Harold! Go! Go!

Oh, that's tight.

-You could slide down. I can't... -(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS) Great.

Now where are we?

Ha, ha. The parchment was literally the answer.

Very clever. I solved your little puzzle.

(GROANS) Harold did.

-But he got lucky. -It's kinda my thing.

Now bring on the next puzzle.

(BUNNICULA EXPLAINING)

The key is in the edges?

(EXCLAIMS)

(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)

All right, Harold. Check it.

Bunnicula says the key is in the edges,

which is ridiculous because the entire place is edges.

And why do we need a key when there is no door?

So the first thing we need to do is find something that looks like a door.

Hmm, what's this?

Did you find a door?

No. But I found an edge.

I told you, Harold. This place is full of edges.

You gotta look...

(CREAKING)

What are you doing? This is impossible. Whoa.

But... How did you... What... Ah... Who... Argh.

Bunnicula.

All right, Bunnicula. Harold got that one too,

but it's because your puzzles are designed for 2-year olds.

(SCOFFS)

(EXPLAINING)

When you don't have the answer, you'll have the answer?

(LAUGHING)

Ah!

Oh, hey, look.

It's nothing.

Well, there is the big, creepy spider hole.

Oh. Fantastic. I love spiders.

-Really? -No.

What kind of puzzle is this?

-There's nothing here. -(METAL HINGE CREAKS)

Huh? Uh-oh.

Harold, the ceiling's coming down.

-Cool. -No. Not cool.

(GRUNTS) Invisible barriers.

-We can't get out. -Well, then I guess we'll just live here

for the rest of our lives.

Yeah, it's like 30 seconds.

-(METAL HINGES CREAKING) -Crushed or jump in a hole full of spiders.

-How is this even a puzzle? -It doesn't sound like you have the answer.

So, you have the answer.

Yeah. When is a puzzle not a puzzle?

When it requires no ingenuity or knowledge to solve it.

(CHUCKLES) Don't you see? Logic doesn't apply here.

We can solve the puzzle however we want.

-Take my hand. -Okie-dokie.

Hang on tight. We're solving this puzzle.

Yeah!

Let's get out of here. Yeah!

(WHOOPING)

Ha! In your face, Bunnicula.

I solved your puzzles.

Wow, Chester. You are my hero.

(GRUNTS)

Say it. Say I'm the best puzzle solver in the entire universe!

(GRUMBLING)

Yes! Yes, I did it!

I am the king!

(LAUGHING)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

You know, Bunnic, I was worried that when you told Chester

that paperweight was a puzzle,

he'd drive himself crazy trying to solve it.

But he looks like he's having a great time.

You wanna go get some snacks?

-Uh-huh. -Okay, me too.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)