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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Hey, there, ladies. Might I interest you in some 2%?

(VOCALIZING)

ALL: Bunnicula! Bunnicula!

(ALL CHEERING)

(PANTING)

(SIGHS)

(ALL GROANING DISAPPOINTEDLY)

Oh, it's all right. Little guy just needs a recharge.

(MOANS)

(GIGGLES)

Whoo!

(ALL CHEERING)

All right, ladies, where were we?

(CHUCKLES) Whoa! We've been partying it up till dawn.

-(ROOSTER CROWING) -PATCHES: Yo, little bunny man.

Put your eyes on the horizon, dude.

Uh-oh.

(WHIMPERING)

(SCREAMING)

Ahh! (GIGGLES)

(YELPING)

Aw, poor Bunnicula.

Must be rough having the sun dictate

what you can and can't do all the time.

(YOWLING)

Oh, right. I'm Patches. I'm a were-dude.

(PANTING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(SIGHS)

Huh?

(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)

(MOANS DISAPPOINTEDLY)

HAROLD: And even though the man

she fell in love with turned out to be a walrus,

the princess never forgot that magical summer they spent inside

the active volcano.

The end.

Good morning, Bunnicula.

Sleep tight.

Bunnicula?

Hey, Bunnicula?

Bunnicula?

Bunnicula?

Bunnicula?

(GARGLING) Bunnicula?

Bunnicula?

Hey, have you seen Bunnicula?

(SCREAMS)

Harold, what is wrong with you?

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

Well, Chester, I think something could be wrong.

I can't find Bunnicula anywhere!

This isn't normal.

Oh, please, Harold, what is normal with that guy?

He's probably hiding,

scheming up some new way to make our lives miserable.

Oh, do you mean it, Chester?

(CHUCKLES)

Trust me, Harold. He's fine.

-(HONKING) -(SCREAMING)

Okay, binoculars, GPS, grappling hook, miner's helmet, check.

-Harold, what are you doing? -Search party!

Search party? Don't be ridiculous.

Bunnicula is a grown rabbit. He can take care of himself.

I don't know, Chester.

Bunnicula is always back when the sun comes up.

Well, if you want to go waste your time, hey, knock yourself out.

(CHUCKLES) Well, okay, wish me luck.

Ugh. Those two.

Those two are both...

(GASPS) They're both gone.

(GASPS) They're out of the house!

I have the whole place to myself!

(SHOUTING) I have the whole place

to myself!

(GROANS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Huh?

(EXCLAIMS)

Phew.

Day 143, no sign of Bunnicula.

(WEAKLY) Still, no matter what,

I must keep pressing on.

CHESTER: Harold,

it's been six minutes and you haven't left the front porch yet.

(WHIMPERS) A mirage!

This heat, it's driven me to madness!

(HUMMING)

Huh? (CHUCKLES)

MAILMAN: When will people learn?

No postage, no address,

no delivery.

Uh... Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

Huh?

Huh?

Uh-oh.

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMING)

A-ha!

(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(STRUGGLING)

Looks like they're starting Mardi Gras early this year.

All right!

Party!

Hey, Bunnicula?

(BUNNICULA STRUGGLING)

CHESTER: (SIGHS HAPPILY) I've held onto this book my entire life

waiting for absolute solitude to savor every word.

I never thought this day would come.

But it's finally here!

(LICKS)

(SLOWLY) Chapter one.

(SCREAMS)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

Oh, my gosh, Bunnicula!

You really were outdoors during the day?

Oh, thank goodness you're all right!

Wow, looks like I owe Harold a big apology after all.

Chester, I think I found him!

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS) Bunnicula turned to ash!

Are you okay? Say something, buddy.

(GROANS)

(COUGHS)

Harold, you dope!

You let the sunlight hit him and now look at him!

Argh, I got some on me, I got some little bits of Bunnicula on me!

(SCREAMS)

Don't worry, Bunnic, I'll fix you.

I know mouth-to-mouth resusuffocation.

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

Ew, ew, ew!

(SCREAMS)

(MOANING)

Whoa.

(WHIMPERS)

(BOTH PANTING)

(BUNNICULA GROANS)

(CLOCK TOWER CHIMING)

(PANTING)

We've tried everything.

What do we do now?

I think it's time to come to terms with our new situation.

Yup. This is our new life.

A cat, a dog, a pile of ash.

I'm sure people deal with this kind of thing every day.

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMS TRIUMPHANTLY)

HAROLD: (GASPS) Oh, no!

Bunnicula's lost all hope and he's trying to run away!

Aw, you're still welcome here with us, buddy.

-We'll figure out a way to make this work. -(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)

Things might be a little different now, but don't you worry.

The three of us are still gonna have tons of fun together.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(RECORD SCRATCHING)

(GASPS) Wait, we forgot about Mina!

There's no way this is gonna work out.

It's gonna break her heart.

(GASPS) You're right. So what are we gonna do?

What about Bunnicula's weird book of vampire spells?

We never checked to see if that had a solution.

Ooh, you're right.

Hang in there, Bunnicula.

(SIGHS)

(STRAINING)

(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)

Hmm...

Huh? Huh?

(GROANS)

We found the spell book! And now all we have to do is...

(GASPS)

Harold, he's gone!

Down the drain!

(SPITS FORCEFULLY) Well, we gotta get him out.

(BUNNICULA GROANING)

(MINA WHISTLING)

(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)

Bunnicula!

Aw, how cute.

Waiting by the door for me to get home.

Were you bored?

Were Harold and Chester ignoring you today?

-Were they brushing you off? -Mmm-hmm.

Well, let's go see

what they're doing that's so big and important.

(PLATES SMASHING)

Hey, boys! I'm...

Huh?

BOTH: Huh?

You guys have been cooped up for way too long.

Well, I've got just the fix for that.

Tomorrow, Dad's gonna drive us all down to the beach!

We'll pop open the sun roof on the way,

and spend the whole day soaking up some rays.

Well, good night.

(ALL SCREAMING)