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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (ON RADIO) This is K-Sad, playing the sounds
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for all you sad, lonely people out there.
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♪ Hey, there, lonely guy
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♪ You're all alone You're ready to cry
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♪ Why don't you stay in bed and moan
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♪ 'Cause you're alone ♪
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(YAWNS)
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Mina, I made breakfast.
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Come and eat
with your old man.
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Sorry, Dad, I got school.
You're on your own.
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-(PLATES CLATTER)
-Ah.
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(SLURPING)
Loneliness is delicious.
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BOY 1: Hey, hey, Mina.
BOY 2: Hey, Mina.
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MINA: Hey, friends.
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(SIGHS)
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Checkmate. Your move, buddy.
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No. Wait.
Come back, Bunnicula.
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I'll let you win.
I'll you...uh...
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-MINA: Hey, Dad.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
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Sorry, I'm late. I was just
hanging out with my friends
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and lost track of time.
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-(SOBBING)
-You know me. Ms. Popular.
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Huh. Uh, Dad?
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-(SOBBING)
-Oh. What? Mina!
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Oh, you're back.
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Oh, man! Dad!
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My, uh... Ice-cream allergy.
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It's, uh,
making my eyes water.
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Oh, what's the use?
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Don't worry about me, honey.
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Just crying in a dark room,
all alone.
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Hey, hey, hey, rainy face.
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Let the sun shine in,
you Gloomy Gus.
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(CRYING)
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Hey, I know what will
get you out of this funk?
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Let's go for a walk.
The fresh air will
do you good.
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Do you mean it? Oh!
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Can we go by the arcade?
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We can do whatever you want.
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(LAUGHING)
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So, feeling better?
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(LAUGHING) No.
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Mmm. Oh.
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(MINA READING)
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Well, Woody,
if it weren't for me,
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you wouldn't speak.
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But, if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't eat.
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Woody-doody-do!
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-Catch? Spare change?
-Anybody? Anybody?
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(LAUGHING) A-ha!
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Look, she has a bowtie!
Ooh, funny!
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Come on, Dad. This will
cheer you right up.
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Oh, whoa.
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And now is the part
where Woody likes
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to get up-close and personal
with the audience.
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Woody-doody-do!
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If I could steal your hat
for just a moment, handsome?
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(GASPS) Howdy-doody!
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I think I'm in love.
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Go get her, tiger.
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Ugh. This audience
is so cheap
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they can't even pay attention.
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I'll need to do better
if I'm gonna own
the finer things in life.
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Cough. Cough.
Pay attention to me.
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Oh. There you are.
Thanks for the hat, partner.
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I like you.
Come visit my house.
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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And where is that, cowboy?
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It's the Orlock Apartments.
I own the place.
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Ooh. You have such beautiful,
glowing green eyes.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Yours are very reflective.
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Now, the Orlock,
would you say
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that's in a very wealthy
part of town?
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Oh, no.
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I'd say it's a very, very,
very wealthy part of town.
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Huh?
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-So, Wren, I...
-(SHUSHING)
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You had me at
very, very, very wealthy.
(CHUCKLES)
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How about dinner tomorrow
at 7:00 sharp?
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-I like you.
-I think he means to say
"I'd like to."
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Then I'll see you
at the Orlock.
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Nailed it.
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-MINA: See, going outside
is an awesome idea.
-Hmm.
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-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-MINA'S DAD: She's here.
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I'm here.
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Ha-ha. And I'm here, too.
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Ha-ha! You brought a guest.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind.
Woody comes with me
wherever I go.
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You're very dedicated
to your craft.
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As am I. Oops! Oh-whoa!
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Always repairing stuff
at the Orlock.
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So, this is the Orlock.
Such finery.
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So...it is just you
and your daughter here?
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-No...
-(GROWLS)
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(GASPS) Dogs!
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-MINA: Oh, my gosh!
-Are you all right?
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Harold, what's gotten
into you?
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I'm so sorry.
He's never done this before.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Woody's not a fan of dogs.
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Well, why don't we
head on out?
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Have fun, you two.
Don't make any rash decisions.
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Dude, what was that
all about?
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I don't know.
Something about that puppet.
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(DOOR BREAKS)
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(DOG BARKING)
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Hey, how was the date,
Daddy-O?
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Daughter, I bring
good tidings.
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Wren and I are
to be married.
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Wait, what? But you've
only just met her.
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How dare you question
your father's decisions?
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Dad, this isn't
like you at all.
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That's no way
to speak to your father.
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Or your new mother.
Or even your new Uncle Woody.
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Woody-doody-do!
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-But...
-Daughter, go to your room,
and take your pets with you.
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Fine. Hope you're
very happy together.
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BOTH: Woody-doody-do!
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You guys, something doesn't
smell right about all this.
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That puppet freaks me out.
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If Harold is freaked out,
then I'm totally freaked out.
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There's something not right
about this, and I bet it's...
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(SHUDDERS) ...supernatural.
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I'm gonna hide. I mean,
I'm gonna look after Mina.
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You stay behind
and check this out.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Finally, we are all alone.
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Ah. (MUMBLES)
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(LAUGHING) I'm the greatest
ventriloquist in the world.
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Now, grab whatever you can
before he wakes up.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(STRAINING)
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Just one more bag,
and we're home-free.
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Ahh!
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Huh? Hey, that smarts!
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WOODY: (ECHOING) Oh!
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Huh?
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Oh. What happened?
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(MUMBLES)
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You! You...
You broke my spell.
I better book it.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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Hey.
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(LAUGHS)
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Woody-doody-do!
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-Dad? I thought
I heard something...
-(MINA'S DAD SNORING)
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Oh. (BARKING)
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I'm calling the police.
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♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah I'm what!
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-♪ Uh-huh, I'm what, what, what!
-(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
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♪ I'm a time, I'm an old Oh, yeah
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♪ I'm Woody, Woody... ♪
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Oh. Okay, Woody.
Better be cool.
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All right, fella, let's see
some proper identification.
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Identification? Oh, why, uh...
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Why, certainly, officer.
I'm the real McCoy
don't you know?
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And, uh, I have my ID...
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right here.
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Hey, wait a minute, bub.
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That's just a painting
of a... ah, yes!
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-Mr. Goose...
-What?
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...Might I say what a very
handsome license photo!
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Why, thank you, officer.
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BOTH: Woody-doody-do!
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Argh!
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(MUSTACHE RIPS)
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Ow!
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Don't think I can't
control you too?
Come here!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(BUNNICULA GRUNTS)
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(GROANS AND LAUGHS)
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(MUMBLING)
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-WOODY: Well, well.
Little bunny, full-full.
-Huh?
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And here I thought
I was the only one with
magical chops around here.
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(GRUNTS) You think
you can stop me?
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You think you're
better than me.
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Whatever I touch,
I can control.
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See? Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Yeah. (LAUGHS)
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I could be here or here.
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ALL: Anywhere.
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I'm no dummy
The world is my dummy!
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And now, you will be too!
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-Get on, boys!
-ALL: Come here.
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Argh!
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(GRUNTING)
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Yahh!
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Ha!
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Hey, Bunnicula, we followed
the path of destruction
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and it lead us right... Whoa!
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(SNARLING)
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-(OBJECTS CLATTER)
-(PANTING)
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I really don't like
that wooden guy.
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Jeez, Harold,
I guess that'll do it.
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Wouldn't you say so,
Bunnicula?
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Na-na-na-nah-nah.
Na-na-na-nah-nah.
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Bunnicula? Bunnicula!
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Oh, there you are.
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Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.
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Ugh. But what happened?
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How did we get here?
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What a crazy presumably
dramatic evening!
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Uh, but at least
it brought us closer together.
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Do I know you?
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(YELLS) Too real!
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Baby steps Wren.
Baby steps.
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Oh, oh. Hello.
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Care to walk
me home, stranger?
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(MIMICS WOODS)
"Anything for you, Wren.
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"You've had a stressful time."
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Oh-ho! You sweet little man.
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She chose a doll over me.
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Only in America.
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Aw. Hey, Dad, you know
you'll always have us.
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And, um...I think you dodged
a bullet with this one.
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Perhaps you're
right, daughter.
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For it is like Shakespeare
once said,
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"It is better to be single
than be with some selfish,
controlling freak."
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Right.
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(WHISTLES) Boy, what a mess!
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(SHUDDERS)
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The things I see
in this line of work.
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Hmm. What do we have here?
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A familiar face.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
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