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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(LAUGHS)

Believe it or not, all this produce came from our little garden out back.

We've got tomatoes, and cilantro and if you're really brave,

you can try the infamous ghost pepper.

(STUTTERS) Ooh, yeah, uh, I'm not really brave.

Let me try that.

Becky, kanpai!

(CHOKING AND SHOUTING)

It burns!

(COUGHING)

(GASPING) Only milk can tame the beast.

Well, I hope you two nutsos have learned your lesson about hot peppers.

Definitely.

We're gonna need some more milk for round two.

(GROWLS)

Hey! Hey! I really don't think it's a good idea

to be stuffing hot peppers in your face like that.

Can you imagine what would happen if Bunnicula ate one of those things?

It would be crazy!

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(BURPS)

You got to admit, he makes it look like a good time.

Harold, seriously, man.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(WHIMPERS) Only milk can tame the beast.

(GROANS)

Well, I think Harold's learned his lesson.

(GRUNTS)

Bunnicula, you enjoy those peppers, you little weirdo.

(CACKLES)

(CHEWING)

(LAUGHING)

Can you believe Bunnicula put those peppers down like that?

(GROANS)

Maybe vampires are impervious to super-spicy foods.

Whatever it is, it looks like we found a vegetable

that doesn't cause terrible things to happen.

(FARTS)

(COUGHING) Terrible things to happen to Bunnicula.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Harold! Are you seeing this?

I'm seeing it.

(SCREAMS)

Put it out! This is Mina's room.

Not for long. Once I'm done, this room and everything in the Orlock apartments

will be toast! (LAUGHS)

How dare you talk about toast that way?

(BARKS)

(MOANS)

(STAMMERING) What was that thing?

I don't know, but he's starting to burn me up.

Well, we gotta stop it!

But I'm not going out there unprepared.

-(SIZZLING) -Huh?

Hmm?

(SNIFFS) Ah-ha!

(LAUGHS)

(TEA KETTLE WHISTLES)

(BARKS)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Oh, that's embarrassing.

Stay calm, Chester. Stay calm.

(SCREAMS)

Chester, this is no time to be sleeping. It's after Bunnicula.

-Bunnic? -What just happened?

(BURPS)

(CHUCKLES)

Uh, hey, Bunnic.

(MUMBLING)

(LAUGHS)

(SCREAMING)

Somehow that thing is connected to the peppers.

(YOWLS) Hot knob, hot knob!

(GHOST PEPPER CACKLING)

All right, here's the plan, Harold.

I need you to get rid of all those peppers.

I'm gonna see what I can do about getting laughing-boy in there to cool it.

Ah-ha!

(SCREAMS)

Uh-oh.

Spoilsport.

(MUMBLING)

(CACKLING)

♪ Gettin' rid of peppers

♪ Gettin' rid of peppers gettin' rid of peppers

♪ 'Cause they're catching things on fire ♪

(CACKLING)

That's right, who's laughing now?

Ha! Gotcha!

(SCREAMS)

You're trapped. Any last requests?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Actually, I ask only what is rightfully mine.

You see, centuries ago,

this whole quarter was nothing but vast pepper groves,

as far as the eye could see.

But the encroachment of man forced we spirits of the pepper

underground, dormant.

But now, thanks to that veggie-sucking vampire,

I can manifest physically! And once I use him, I...

All right, I didn't ask for an audiobook.

Sayonara.

Huh?

(LAUGHS)

Once your Bunnicula eats enough peppers, I will reduce the world of men to ash!

And what once was shall be again!

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

(MUMBLES)

(PANTING)

Bunnicula?

Here, peppers! Here. Oh, there's one.

Aw, it's way under there.

Oh!

(GHOST PEPPER CACKLING)

-(SCREAMS) -(LAUGHS)

Man, these peppers are everywhere.

(CACKLING)

-(GASPS) -Well, what are you doing?

(CHUCKLES) Water I'm not doing?

-(LAUGHS) -(SCREAMS)

I gotta put these peppers where no one would think to look for them.

Whoa!

-(SNARLS) -Oh!

(BUNNICULA YELLS)

(CACKLING)

Harold, I told you to get rid of the peppers.

Come on, man. Flush them. Let's go.

I will. I just, I can't believe that Bunnicula's doing this.

He's not doing it. This ghost pepper ghost is just using him.

(MOANS)

Which gives me an amazing idea.

(GRUNTS)

Now we're going to use Bunnicula as bait.

(SIGHS)

(STRAINING)

Phew.

-(GHOST PEPPER LAUGHING) -I hear him. Hide.

He's not gonna come in here.

What are you, psychic all of a sudden?

I just think we need to scare him in here.

I am not going back out there.

I don't know why you're so scared of flaming, laughing pepper ghosts.

Me? I'm the one that's been chasing that thing around

while you've been failing to throw peppers away.

Let's at least crack the door so it can see us.

No! The bucket, dum-dum.

Dum-dum's not even a word.

That's a double negative.

-CHESTER: It's not really a double negative. -Hmm?

Well, I ain't not taking grammar lessons from the likes of you.

And why exactly... (SCREAMS)

(GHOST PEPPER WHIMPERS)

(STRUGGLES)

Aw, what's the matter?

Can't make Bunnicula eat more peppers?

One more pepper

and I will become a self-sustaining spicy source of evil!

Oh, yes. The peppers.

-We're fresh out! -(TOILET FLUSHES)

Oh, dearie me.

Look at this.

There's one left. If only you could eat it.

(GASPS) That is super...

(COUGHS)

Chester, I don't think it's a good idea to be

stuffing hot peppers in your face like that.

(MEOWS LOUDLY)

Don't look at him! Shut your eyes, Bunnicula!

Don't look at him, no matter what happens!

(SCREAMING)

(CHUCKLES) Those peppers are spicy, am I right?

Okay, I'm off to the community garden for more of those peppers.

They've got tons and they're just giving them away.

(GROWLING)

I need the pepper!

(CACKLING)

He's headed for the garden. Come on, we gotta catch him.

-(BOTH PANTING) -HAROLD: Oh, my legs.

Huh?

Milk! Only milk can tame the beast.

-Milk, milk, milk. -(TIRES SCREECHING)

Wow, now!

(HONKING)

Ooh!

-(LAUGHING) -CHESTER: Too late!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

Whoa!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

A-ha! This milk will put out your fire for good, fiend.

No! Anything but milk!

Hmm.

Uh.

(SCREAMS)

Meet my plane, my good man.

A marvel of the 21st century.

If you'd have told me six months ago, I would have...

Whiskey, Golf, Niner. This is Moo Cow. Come in.

We're too heavy!

We've got to drop the cargo.

-(GROANS) -Uh-oh.

(SCREAMS)

(SNIFFS)

(MUMBLES)

Yee-hah!

He's okay.

For a while there, I wasn't sure we were going to get you back.

(LAUGHS) Hey, what are you guys doing down here?

Did you get so excited for these peppers

that you followed me?

Well, I picked a whole bunch more for you.

(GROWLS)

Hey, what in the world happened out here?

(LAUGHS)

BOTH: Bunnicula, no!

Who delivers milk in a truck anymore?

It's the 21st century. Huh?

Don't let them get anywhere near Bunnicula!

Uh, I don't think it's a good idea

-to be stuffing hot peppers in your faces. -(EXPLOSION)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)