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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(GIGGLES)

(GASPING)

I thought we were friends.

Poor Mina.

This is the third night in a row she's had bad dreams.

HAROLD: Her dark circles have dark circles.

Ah, my biscuits provide only temporary relief.

(GRUNTING)

-(SNORES) -HAROLD: Oh!

I wish there was a permanent solution.

Mmm...

(KNOCKING)

Boop!

And here we go.

Hmm. How much for that dreamcatcher you got there?

Uh, that model is defective and for display only.

I'm afraid it's far too magical for someone as

unemployed as you.

Let me try something.

(YELLING)

What was that?

Soothing dolphin noises, hello?

-Really. -Um...

But maybe Mina's more of a babbling brook fan.

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

-Harold, you're just making it worse. -(BUNNICULA GIGGLING)

Oh, thank goodness.

Bunnicula is back.

Wait a second.

And what dusty new horrors have you returned with?

(BLOWING HARD)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Ooh, a dreamcatcher.

(GRUNTING)

If you expect me to believe that's just a regular old dreamcatcher,

you got another thing coming.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You do have a bit of a track record, Bunns.

Hey!

But it's always fun.

And it helps Mina.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bunnicula says the dreamcatcher will trap

Mina's nightmare and allow us to eliminate it.

With only minor side effects.

Fine. But you're responsible if things come unglued.

Actually, let's just avoid glue altogether.

My back hair still hasn't grown back after

the enchanted macaroni art incident.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

It's not that funny.

(GIGGLES) I think it's pretty funny.

Nobody asked you, Macaroni Art.

Oh-uh, nobody ever does.

So, hey, this dreamcatcher thingamadinger...

How do we know if it's working?

Oh, it just catches dreams, huh?

(STAMMERS) Bunnicula!

Is this supposed to be happening?

I'm just gonna tell myself that this is supposed to be happening.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

So, really though.

How do we know if it's working?

Good morning!

Whoa! Well, that's new.

What? My cyber arm?

I've had this my whole life.

You can understand us?

Whoa!

Of course, sillies.

Anyways, no time for your classic wacky shenanigans.

I have something I need to talk about.

There's this boy.

A boy? (GASPS) A boy!

Oh, tell me everything.

Where did you meet? Does he like smelly socks?

Is he faster than a squirrel?

Well, this dream seems pleasant enough, so far.

Is this how it usually goes with the dreamcatcher?

(CREATURE CHUCKLES)

Oh, the cutest eyes.

Mina, what is that?

Don't wanna deal with it.

-La-la-la! -All right.

(GRUNTS)

Take this!

Hiyahhh!

Nothing happened! Nothing!

I just, I thought, you know, we're in a dream.

Dream logic. Uh... Lasers could shoot out of...

Bunnicula, do something!

(IN GHOSTLY VOICE) Mina!

(SCREAMING)

-(ALL SCREAMING) -(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Bunnicula, fly.

Get us outta here!

(GRUNTS)

Ugh! Uh-oh!

"Uh-oh?" What do you mean, "Uh-oh?"

Do the ear-flappies. (GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING)

BOTH: Donut detour!

Are those Beignets? Mina you have the best dreams.

Uh, this is reality, Harold.

You've been to Beignet Island before.

HAROLD: I feel like I would remember.

Great. Your creepy dreamcatcher has us stuck

in whatever nightmare Mina wants to avoid.

And now your vampire powers are buggin' out for some reason.

MINA: Why would Bunnicula have vampire powers?

I mean, he just looks like a vampire.

That's why I named him Bunnicula.

You guys don't want any donuts?

Bunnicula, open your mouth.

Ah.

Ahhh!

(GROANS)

Not feeling the donuts, huh?

Mina, you've got to wake up.

We're wildly unprepared to be facing your nightmares in here.

MINA: Wake up?

(CHUCKLES)

I don't know what you're talking about?

There are no nightmares in here.

Don't want to deal with it.

(HUMMING AND LAUGHING)

She's in complete denial.

We need a different approach before the nightmare comes back.

My tooth fell out?

But the vet said I have perfect oral hygiene.

The only time my teeth ever fall out are in... (GASPS)

(SHIVERING AND STAMMERING) Nightmare.

(SCREAMING)

Please turn to page 42 in your textbooks.

Psst. Hey, what did you get for number two?

And also, how do you hold a pencil?

Uh, you don't have to take the test, Harold.

We're still in Mina's dream.

Oh, thank goodness.

I thought this was my nightmare.

So, what's up?

Harold, you gotta find Bunnicula.

He needs to get us out of here.

Oh, he's over there.

(GASPS)

Ah!

We are so gonna be trapped here forever.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You've been with Mina this whole time.

You pick up anything about her nightmare?

Uh...

You know, it could be something to do about

this boy Mina's been talking about.

Scott Dingleman.

(CREATURE CHUCKLES)

Scott Dingleman!

(CREATURE CHUCKLES)

So, every time she says this dude's name, the nightmare shows up.

Nice work, Harold. We're making progress.

Oh, my gosh, it's him!

Hey, Mina. (CHUCKLES)

-What's up? -This doofus?

This doofus is giving her nightmares?

Oh, he's perfect.

Well done, Mina.

(CHUCKLES) I like your robot arm.

-I like your shirt. -Yeah.

Pancakes are awesome.

I love pancakes. (CHUCKLES)

Breakfast foods.

We have so much in common.

Oh! Hey, guys, I'd like to introduce you to...

Wait, Mina, don't say his name!

(IN SLOW MOTION) Scott Dingleman.

Everything's fine. It's just a normal day at school.

Completely normal.

Mina!

Uh?

This is why cats don't go to school.

Mina, this is a dream. You've got to wake up!

It's true.

This is just a dream and nothing can hurt you here.

Mina.

Why did you do it?

Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

-Everything is fine. -I thought we were friends.

Everything is... Whoa, whoa!

(SCREAMS)

My cyber arm...

Can't hold on!

(LAUGHS)

Whoa!

Hang on, Mina.

(GROWLS)

(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)

Bunnicula!

I'll hurt more than just your feelings, Mina.

(GROANING)

Hey, that's enough.

Nobody messes with my boys.

(YELLS)

My pets are right.

I can't keep pretending you don't exist.

Take that!

You know, a very selfish part of me is jealous right now.

-Mina! -Who are you?

I've had enough of your wacky shenanigans.

-Becky? -You know what you did.

I do?

Good morning, Scott.

I like Scott's pancake shirt.

(GLASS SHATTERING)

See you tomorrow, Scott.

Oh, my gosh, Becky.

You like Scott Dingleman.

I'm afraid you're mad at me because I was talking to him.

Guys, I think you've just saved my friendship.

Wow. Hey, cool portal.

The dream world is collapsing.

I think Mina's waking up.

This is our ticket home, but...

How do we get back without the magical flying glow-bed?

Bunnicula still can't fly.

Well, duh, he's a rabbit.

Where's Harold? We have to get out of here!

Aw! He's in my old preschool class.

(SNORING)

Quick, everybody.

All aboard the blanket express.

Becky!

(DIALING ON PHONE)

(STAMMERS) Becky, it's Mina.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't know you liked Scott Dingleman.

But I'm not gonna let some handsome doofus come between us.

Sisters before misters. I swear.

Scott Dingleman? Ugh!

I've been over him for, like, two days.

You sure? You seemed pretty grumpy this week.

Uh, I'm not mad at you, Mina.

That's just my face.

Besides, I'm really into Tony Salami right now.

I even updated my wearable shrine.

I made it with actual salami.

It smells just like him.

(CHOMPS) Mmm.

MINA: Oh, cool. So, we're good?

-BECKY: The best. -Awesome.

Wait, wait. We went through all of that just for...

For Mina's peace of mind.

Yeah!

Yeah, it's just...

There had to be an easier...

(STAMMERS) Whatever.

Oh, let's just be thankful that the nightmare is over.

(CHUCKLES) All right, Becky. I'll see you at school.

-Bye-bye. -(CALL ENDS)

Oh, my gosh!

Harold, we're late for your vet appointment.

Come on. It's time to get you fixed.

Huh! Fixed?

(STAMMERS AND SHRIEKS)