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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(CACKLES)
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And now for my
piece de resistance,
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a dish from the
master herself,
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the late, great
Madame Acoutrement.
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Uh...
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I guess it looks sort of like
the picture.
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Ahhh! Ew.
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-Oh.
-(STEWPOT RATTLES)
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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not again.
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Ahhh! Take cover!
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(STEWPOT EXPLODES)
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(SIGHS) Well, back to
square one.
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At least another
trip to the market
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will be a nice
break from failure.
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Hopefully, seventh time's
the charm.
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Aw. Poor Mina.
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Poor Mina? Poor us.
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We've had to
choke down those first
six disgusting tries.
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I've only got nine lives, Man.
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Wow, look at this
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(SNIFFS)
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(GAGGING)
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All right, let's see
what Mina's been
working with here.
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Mmm. Le Cooking with Renee Acoutrement.
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No wonder she's been
struggling with this dish.
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The whole cookbook
is in French.
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Hmm?
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CHESTER: What?
What are you looking at?
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(MUMBLES) A-ha!
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No.
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No vampire-bunny weirdness
this time.
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This is Mina's
home ec assignment,
and it's up to her...
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HAROLD: (SLURPS)
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Oh, come on, Harold!
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How can you still be eating
that stuff?
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It's like pizza.
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Even when it's bad,
it's still good.
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(GAGGING)
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MADAME: Bonjour.
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Ta-da!
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Parlez-vous francais?
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(SCREECHES) The lady!
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(STAMMERING) The book lady.
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CHESTER: Ahhh!
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(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
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(FRENCH ACCENT)
Your friend is
a bit high-strung?
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-Mmm-hmm.
-(GASPS) Tour de France.
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(WHISPERING) Harold, there's
a ghost in the kitchen.
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Why is there a ghost lady in
the kitchen?
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(LAUGHS) Silly kitty.
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I prefer the term,
"Living impaired."
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(PURRS) (GIGGLES)
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He tells me that your Mina,
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she's preparing my most
famous dish.
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-May I take a look?
-(TALKS GIBBERISH)
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(RETCHES)
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-(DISH GROWLS)
-Ahhh!
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLS)
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(EXCLAIMS) Uh-oh.
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(LAUGHS)
Oh, Bunnicula, you are always
such the prankster.
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To think that some amateur
cook would make a mockery
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of my most famous dish.
(CHUCKLES)
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If someone was ever to do
such a thing,
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I would bake her into a pie,
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and feed her to the
hounds of the underworld.
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS) Yeah, a joke.
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Well, it was really nice to
meet you, Madame.
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I'm sure you're a very, very,
very busy ghost,
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so, uh, you can
feel free to just scoot off...
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Nonsense. I would be more than
happy to fix her.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Fix the dish.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Really, that's fine.
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-You can just...
-No. No, really.
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I insist.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Now, then, first things first.
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Harold, you're on floor duty.
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-Clean up this mess.
-Oh, boy, my speciality.
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(SLURPS)
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And, my little scaredy-cat, if
you could...
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Oh, no, no, no, no, I'll just
be observing today.
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Suit yourself.
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¶ Our greatest ingredients are love and fun
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¶ A friendly helping hand will help you get the job done ¶
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¶ La la la la la la la la ¶
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(HUMMING)
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Ahhh!
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Psst, Bunnicula.
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What have you gotten us into?
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Mina's gonna come back
from the store any second now.
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If she sees her ghost-cooking
idol floating around,
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she's gonna flip.
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MINA: (VOCALIZING) I'm home.
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(CHESTER GASPS)
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Mina's back.
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(WHISTLING)
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(GASPS) What in the world?
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Ah, this kitchen isn't half as
bad as I remember.
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That fresh air must have done
me some good.
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-Why are we in the pantry?
-Shh.
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If she sees or hears you,
Mina will freak.
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I'm sorry, but you have to
leave.
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My darling,
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I wouldn't
think of leaving until the
dish is perfect.
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And it must be, perfect.
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I'm sure it's amazing. Really.
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-(BOTTLES CLATTERING)
-Uh, uh-oh.
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If it is recipe from
Madame Acoutrement,
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nothing but the best will do.
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Nothing!
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MINA: What on Earth is that
rumbling sound?
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(STOMACH RUMBLING)
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Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
Harold, is that your
rumbly tummy?
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Did you eat up all the mess
while I was gone?
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Chubby bunny.
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Huh, the dish looks better
than I remember, too.
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Guess it just needed time
to settle.
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Ah! Ew.
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(SLURPS) Oh, that is good.
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Um, it's missing
something, though.
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(GIGGLES) I see.
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She is a jokester as well.
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Bananas!
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Bananas? (HISSES)
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(GHOST WHOOSHES BY)
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Uh, Harold?
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Ah, is that your tummy?
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You sure you're feeling okay?
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Oh, man, I spilled the salt.
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-Oh, that's bad luck.
-Oh, yes.
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It is indeed bad luck for you,
Mademoiselle.
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It is time for a brand new
recipe for revenge.
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¶ This bad cook must be stopped
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¶ And brought to her knees
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¶ I'm going to have to take her
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¶ And bake her
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¶ To one thousand degrees ¶
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Well, what is it they say?
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A pinch of salt over the
shoulder is good luck.
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Ah, couldn't hurt.
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(GHOST SCREAMS)
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(GASPS) Salt! That's it.
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Salt wards off ghosts.
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All right, guys,
here's the plan.
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Get all the table salt we have
in the house
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and anything
else that's salty too.
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I'm talking chips,
crackers, pretzels,
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Epsom salts, whatever.
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Just grab it all,
and we will save Mina
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and drive Madame Acoutrement
out of this house for good.
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-(BUBBLES BURSTING)
-(BUNNICULA HUMMING)
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Ugh!
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(MAN HUMMING)
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-MAN: Quack, quack.
-BUNNICULA: Ew!
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MAN: Hey, Mr. Quacky,
how are you?
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I'm fine. (CHUCKLES)
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All right, salty foods.
Let's see.
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Oh, pickles are salty.
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Oh, boy, that chef lady will
hate these.
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Probably wouldn't hurt to have
one little one.
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Got to keep my strength up.
(MUNCHES)
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Probably wouldn't hurt to have
two little ones.
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Got to keep my strength up.
(MUNCHES)
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HAROLD: Probably
wouldn't hurt to have
three little ones.
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Now to dispose of this
abomination.
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(TALKING GIBBERISH)
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(YELPS)
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Uh...
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(TALKING GIBBERISH)
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Hold it right there.
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Move one more inch
and I'll put this
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organically grown
artisanal carrot
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from the finest
fields in France
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right down the
garbage disposal.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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That's right, you give up.
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I ought to dispose of you and
your friends instead
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for this headache.
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-(MOANING)
-(CHESTER GASPS)
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Harold!
You ate all the pickles?
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We needed those to
ward off that ghost.
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I'm sorry.
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Hmm.
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Maybe we can work with this.
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I could destroy Mina's
disgusting dish,
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but she will just remake it
again and again.
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It is the cook who
must be destroyed.
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The kitchen is closed!
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This salty dog is packing
fourteen thousand grams
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of sodium, baby.
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-(FIRING PICKLES)
-Ahhh!
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(YELLING IN SLOW MOTION)
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Ahhh!
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(RETCHING)
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Huh. Another mess.
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You guys better have
not gotten any of that
into my dish.
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(SLURPS) Oh, my gosh!
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This is amazing.
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The bananas were the
perfect ingredient.
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I am a genius.
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I must document my success
with a selfie.
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00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,881
What? That's impossible.
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(SLURPS) Mmm.
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Sacrebleu!
It is a masterpiece.
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But, to balance it with a bit
of the savory,
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I might
personally add just a tiny
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pinch of...
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Salt.
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Oh. (SNIFFLES)
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It is so...
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Beautiful.
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(SKIN BURNS) Oh!
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(SLURPS) Mmm.
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Salty ghost tears.
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My friends, I am so sorry for
my behavior.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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No. (TALKS GIBBERISH)
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Bunnicula, the great
artisanal carrot,
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it is yours.
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A peace offering.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SUCKING)
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And, please, send my
compliments
to the new Master chef.
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Viva la Mina!
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Picture time, boys.
Everybody in.
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-Say cheese!
-Mmm.
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-Harold, no!
-(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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