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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

(DOG BARKING)

Oh!

HAROLD: Whoa, two threes. Good one, Chester.

-CHESTER: One, two, three, four... -(SNAKES HISSING)

Five, six.

HAROLD: Whoa, another snake tail. Man, you've been sliding down snakes all day.

-(HAROLD IMITATING FREE FALL) -(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

CHESTER: Okay, okay, Harold. I don't need sound effects.

(GROWLING)

Ugh. Today's just not my day.

-Okay, your turn, Bunnic. -(GRUNTS)

(DICE RATTLING)

HAROLD: Whoa. Snake eyes.

(CHEERING)

BUNNICULA: Whoo! (GIGGLING)

(GIGGLING)

Wait, is that an actual stack of cash?

Ho-ho, man, you're on a roll.

Where do you get all your luck from, little guy?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Oh, that makes sense. You have a lucky rabbit's foot. (CHUCKLES)

(SCOFFS) Give me a break.

Believing in lucky charms is superstitious nonsense.

And I'm sick of this dumb game.

Besides, I don't need a lucky foot. I make my own luck.

-(THUD) -(GROANS)

Ow. Paper cut.

-(SUCKING) Hmm? -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Ah, of course.

The light burns out just when I'm getting to the good part. Ah.

(LADDER CREAKING)

Whoa, no. Whoa!

-(SCREAMING) -(GLASS SHATTERING)

(CHESTER GROANING)

Uh-oh, Chester broke the mirror.

(GASPS) Seven years bad luck.

Seven years bad luck!

Seven!

-(HAROLD CRASHING) -(GLASS SHATTERING)

HAROLD: Fourteen years bad luck!

HAROLD: (SOBBING) Fourteen years bad luck!

And now, for this morning's winning lottery numbers. Any guesses?

Uh, 23?

The first number is 23.

-(CLEARS THROAT) Really? Uh, 14. -Fifteen.

Oh, so close. Um, 185.

Three.

(GROANS) Uh, eight?

And the color blue.

What? Well, that's not even a number.

-Huh. Whoa. (GRUNTS) -(CERAMIC SHATTERING)

(GROANING)

-(BELL RINGING) -Huh?

Fresh fruits and veggies! Home grown, crunchy carrots. Ow!

(YAWNING) Oh! (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-Oh. -(CHOMPING)

(THUD)

MINA'S DAD: What a perfect day to polish my collection

of incredibly dangerous swords and daggers.

MINA'S DAD: Whoa!

-(GASPS) Oh, no. -(METAL RATTLING)

(PURRING)

Didn't see that coming.

-I better make sure no one got... -(DOORBELL RINGING)

Oh, yay. The delivery man's here.

-(SIGHING) -Maybe this thing is lucky after all.

What? No, no. That's crazy talk.

Uh, go outside and get some fresh air, Chester.

Wow, it's beautiful out!

I'm not unlucky. Not on a gorgeous day like this.

Things never seem quite as bad when the sun is out.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

-(LIGHTNING ZAPPING) -(SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

Uh, struck by lightning... That's about the most unlucky thing ever.

It sure would be nice to have that lucky rabbit's foot.

What the... Why is Harold suddenly the voice of my sub-conscience?

-Quiet, quiet... Just listen. -All right.

Lucky rabbit's foot.

You deserve that lucky rabbit's foot, Chester.

Take it. Take it, now.

(CHUCKLING EVILLY)

(BUNNICULA SNORING)

(YAWNING)

And the banana as a perfect replacement.

CHESTER: He'll never know the difference.

(MINA'S DAD IMITATING GHOST HAUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

What the... Uh, Dad.

Surprise. (CHUCKLES)

It's a stuffed jackalope from Polidori's shop.

If you keep it perfectly intact, it's supposed to bring you good luck.

-But if you don't keep it intact, well, then it won't... -(DOORBELL RINGING)

Oh, wow, the delivery man is here again.

MAN ON TV: And now for tonight's lottery.

Come on, baby. Daddy needs a new pair of red collars.

The winning numbers are...

Okay. Um, five, 24, um, 75.

Five, 24, 75.

-Yes! -And finally...

All right, you got this.

Um... (GROANING) I don't know.

The final number is... "You got this. Uhh. Uhh. I don't know."

What? What are the chances of that? Whoa.

(GASPS) Whoa.

This lucky rabbit's foot really does work.

Oh, the luck I'm gonna have with you.

(BUNNICULA GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

Uh, guess the floor's kind of slippery this morning, huh?

No! (COMPLAINS IN GIBBERISH)

Oh, case of the old banana foot, huh?

Yeah, I've actually heard of that.

You wake up and you find your foot's mutated into a banana.

It actually happens more than you think.

(COMPLAINS IN GIBBERISH)

Yeah, anyway, ah... I've got to do the, uh, thing.

So, uh, you know, chin up, buddy.

(BUNNICULA GROANING)

Oh. Poor guy.

Like, I don't know. Maybe I should give him back his foot.

No, this is your time.

Uh, again?

You deserve this, Chester.

You've never been lucky a day in your life.

Yeah. Weird-brain-Harold is right. I do deserve a break for once.

Nah, I'll give the little guy back his foot later.

(GROANING)

-(CRASHES) -(THUD)

Oh, hey Bunnic. Oh, wow, you got a banana for a foot for some reason.

All right, I guess that's interesting enough.

But, check this out.

Oh, I found a feather.

HAROLD: (LAUGHING) Tickle, tickle, tickle.

(SNEEZING)

(SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

-(LIGHTNING CRACKLING) -(GASPING)

Hmm...

(LAUGHING)

CHESTER: One, two, three, shoot.

CHESTER: Ha! Scissors beat paper.

300 wins in a row. What are the odds of that?

No, I don't wanna play anymore, Chester.

-You're just too lucky. -Oh, come on, Harold.

Who else am I gonna get to play?

(BUNNICULA SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

What you? I don't know, Bunnicula.

You haven't exactly had the best luck lately.

What makes you think you can do better than Harold?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-Uh, where on earth did you get that grotesque thing? -(DEMONIC GROWL)

-(SNARLING) -(ALL SCREAMING)

Bunnicula, you've got to get that disgusting foot back to that, that thing.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Oh, he says he's not going to give it back

until he finds out what happened to his real foot.

-(GULPING) -(DEMONIC GROWL)

(GROWLS)

(SIGHS) We're safe.

-Lucky for us. -(LAUGHS) Yeah, right. Lucky for us.

(SCREAMS)

-Uh? -What?

What was that? (GASPS) Bunnicula!

I stepped on your... Its foot and he felt it.

Uh, quick. Do something else.

(ROARS)

Hmm?

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(GROWLS)

(CRASHES)

Ah, he is still not stopping.

Bunnicula, you got to think of something else. Quick!

-(YELPING) -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(YELLS)

Static electricity. Bunnicula, you did it.

He's finally... Uh, scratch that.

It only stunned him for a minute.

(SNARLS)

We're doomed.

(LIGHTNING CRASHES)

Wait, you guys.

-To the roof! -What?

And, yeah!

Uh, I don't know, Chester.

How does being on the roof during a thunderstorm make us any safer?

Don't worry, Harold. I have a plan.

(JACKALOPE ROARING)

I wouldn't be up here if I were you, peg-leg.

You see, my friends and I happen to be very, very lucky these days.

The dog, he's just got plain dumb luck on his side.

-No offense, Harold. -None taken.

And the rabbit and I, well, we happen to both have some lucky feet.

What the...

-(LIGHTNING CRACKS) -(YELLS)

(LAUGHS) Yup, struck by lightning.

That's about the most unlucky thing ever.

Quick! Bunnicula, give him back his foot

before he's... (GASPS) Oh, right. Er...

Funny story. You see, uh...

(RANTING GIBBERISH)

-Bunnicula says... -Yes, Harold, thank you.

I think I got the gist of that one.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(ROARING) (COUGHING)

Come on, who steals a foot?

JACKALOPE: I mean I was just hanging around, minding my own business.

Not like I ever did anything... (GROANING)

(GASPS) What's this?

Someone is returning the phony jackalope again? Oh, well...

I guess I get to sell you twice. Must be my lucky day.

I'm really sorry, Bunnicula.

I was just so tired of having such rotten luck all the time.

Is there any way you could forgive me?

Hmm.

Yeah. (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Don't be so hard on yourself, Chester.

Your luck isn't all that bad.

I mean, you've got Bunnicula and me and Mina.

You know what, Harold? You're right.

-With friends like you guys, I'm the luckiest cat in the... -(LIGHTNING ZAPPING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)