Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(HISSING)

(CACKLING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(CHESTER WHISTLING)

(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) Splice the main brace and secure the bow sprint, Mr. Pettypoint.

(CREWMEMBER VOICE) Aye, aye, sir!

(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) You men there, hoist the bow sprint.

(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) Steady! Steady, lads!

One last piece and we are all...

Hmm.

Hmm?

Bunnicula!

(GRUNTS) Ooh.

-(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) -(CHESTER SCREAMING)

No, no, no. Not the stairs!

CHESTER: (SCREAMS) Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

(GROANING)

(ALL SCREAM)

HAROLD: Whoo-hoo!

WOMAN ON TV: You have pushed me too far, Tony.

TONY: Put that down.

-CHESTER: Put me down. -(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD LAUGH)

WOMAN: Stay back or I'll use this.

TONY: You haven't got the guts, Tyler.

CHESTER: Oh, my God!

TYLER: Oh, yeah? Well, take that.

-(THUMPING OVER TV) -(CAT MEOWS)

TONY: (LAUGHS) You missed.

TYLER: Oh, yeah? Take this!

CHESTER: I can't take it!

TONY: Oh! You got me.

CHESTER: Oh! It got me!

Ah. Awesome.

(CHESTER SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

(RETCHES)

Hey, Bunnic. I got an idea what to do next.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(CHESTER SCREAMS)

(SCREECHES)

Hey, Chester, we're gonna do something different. You wanna come?

-Put me down. -Ah!

Let's go! Whee!

I, I don't...

Ah!

(GLASS SHATTERS)

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

My nerves are about as frazzled as they can get.

How many more of these "friends" can I tolerate?

Did he have to invite Frankengator?

-The invisible baboon? -(BABOON SCREECHING)

-Or the beast from 20,000 toilets? -(GROWLING)

Of course not.

(FLUSHES)

(SIGHS) Things around here were much more serene

before that fuzzy little troublemaker showed his fuzzy little face.

(SIGHS) And another thing.

I don't like the effect it's having on Harold.

BOTH: (CHANTING) Chew, chew, chew!

Hmm. I'm probably gonna get blamed for that.

This Bunnicula and his giant caterpillar thing is the last straw.

I got to get rid of that troublemaker once and for all.

If only there was a way I could do it without any harm done,

but somehow pass him off to be someone else's problem.

If I could arrange, you know, some kind of...

Oh, I almost forgot. It's all too perfect.

Mina is volunteering

at this nighttime pet adoption event.

It looks like there will be all sorts of people who would want to adopt new pets.

Even someone who wants to adopt a rabbit.

(DOGS BARKING)

What about this puppy?

Aw! Can we keep him, Mom?

Oh. Yes, dear.

MINA: I just have to ask you some questions first.

Go ahead, dear.

MINA: Number one, what color is your sofa?

CHESTER: Oh, good. She's distracted.

Okay, Harold, bring Bunnicula over.

Gee, Chester, this don't look like the right park.

Where's the slide? Where's the sandbox?

Where's the rusty worn out swing

that when you ride on it goes

squee, squaw, squee, squaw?

-Harold. -HAROLD: Squee...

-Harold! -...squaw!

Squee!

Harold.

CHESTER: We'll do the park thing later.

Squaw.

-Here, give me Bunnicula. -(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)

Okay, little guy.

-Ah. -CHESTER: All right, now get cute.

Ah. I love you.

HAROLD: Aw, ain't he cute?

CHESTER: There.

Now, it's only a matter of time before my problems are over.

Aw, look at Mina.

She's always helping animals.

CHESTER: Yeah, she's great.

If it were up to her, she'd take all of these guys home.

Yeah, she even took Bunnicula in.

-Hi! -(GASPS)

I have a kitty, too.

What's your kitty's name?

His name is Chester. He was just a kitten when I found him.

He was so small and alone. He really needed me.

He was terrified of his own shadow.

You know, I took him to the beach once

and he was so confused by all the sand,

he thought it was a big litter box.

(GIGGLES)

He was so cute.

You must love him very much.

Of course I do. He's great. I also have a dog and a bunny.

And I love them, too.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Aw, he sure does like you.

(GROANS) I can't do it.

I can't go through with this.

If this little guy gets adopted, it would devastate Mina.

I gotta stop this.

Here, Harold, hold this sign.

Come on, Bunnicula. Let's just get the...

-Harold? -Uh-oh.

What?

Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

Hey, guys.

This nice old lady is taking me to the park.

Harold, get out of there.

(CHUCKLES) Come on.

No, no, no!

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

Harold, no, no!

(TIRES SCREECH)

No, no, no, no!

(BRAKES SCREECH)

Oh, hey, Chester.

See you at the park.

No. He's gone!

Oh, no.

(WINGS FLUTTER)

-Hi. -This is all your fault!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be put in the position

of having to come up with ways to get rid of you.

Oh, what?

Oh, whatever. It doesn't even matter now.

Harold's gone and there's nothing we can do.

Ah.

What? Do you have a plan?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-What the heck was that? -What?

You know the only one who can understand you is Harold,

and now he's gone.

Ha!

Fine.

I'll just get him back without you.

(GROWLS)

Surprise.

(SCREAMS)

No, put me down! Put me down!

Tally-ho!

Oh, no, not again!

(CHESTER SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

Yeah!

Left, whoa! Right!

-(ENGINE REVVING) -HAROLD: Whoo-hoo!

Ahh!

(GAGS) Awesome.

Ahh!

Looks like they are starting Mardi Gras early this year.

All right! Party!

Hey, look, there's the car with Harold in it.

Oh, no, the cliche is out.

Oh, hey guys, in case anyone is wondering, I'm wearing a lapel.

Harold! Tell that old lady to stop!

-What? -The bridge is out! You're doomed!

It is far out. Vroom-vroom now.

Not vroom-vroom, doom, doom!

That's what I said. Vroom-vroom!

No, doo...

(SIGHS) How do I get dragged into these conversations with him?

(ENGINE REVVING)

Help! (SCREAMS)

Huh?

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS) I guess I owe you one.

Oh, no. Look, hurry!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Sheesh! Even the giant worm understands this guy.

(SCREAMS)

Oh! Uh-oh.

(CRASHING, TIRES SCREECH)

(CAT YOWLS)

Okay, dear. Out you go.

There's someone inside who cannot wait to meet you.

His name's Griffith and I know the two of you are...

Come on, Harold, we're taking you home.

Say goodbye to the nice lady.

(CHUCKLES) Goodbye, nice lady. Thanks for the ride.

Oh. Well, that's disappointing.

Poor Griffith.

I'm sorry, dear.

But it looks like it's going to be leftovers for you again.

(SOBBING)

Step on it, you oversized fish bait.

We have to get home before Mina notices we're gone.

Boy, I thought you were lost for good, buddy.

You know, I really like riding in cars. We should take a road trip.

Imagine being out there, free, nowhere to call home.

Free nomads with nothing...

-MINA: Guys, I'm home! -Bye!

You know, Bunnicula, I gotta say,

you really came through out there today.

If it weren't for you, Harold would have been gone forever.

Mina was right to have such faith in you.

-You're all right. -Thank you.

You're welcome. Hey, I understood what you said!

Maybe I'm finally... Wait a second.

Could you do that the whole time?

Have you been messing with me?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Okay. Now you're messing with me.

(CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Yup. Funny. Hilarious. Really nailing it.

You're really giving me some good stuff here.

This... Oh, yeah. There's a good one.

Ah, the old rolling-the-head routine.

(SIGHS) Maybe I could sell him online or something.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)