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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(CACKLES)

FLUFFY: (IN GRUFF VOICE) Fluffy's war journal, April 13th, New Orleans.

The night is hot, like a spicy jambalaya.

I move through the city in silence.

I must be very, very quiet, because tonight,

I'm hunting rabbit.

Vampire rabbit.

Bunnicula.

I hear this rabbit's as evil as they get.

That's why I'm here.

I'm the one that makes evil beg,

roll over and play dead.

-Who am I? -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

Who am I? (COUGHING)

Hold on... (COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)

(IN NORMAL VOICE) That's better.

I am Fluffy. Fluffy the vampire pointer.

-(LIGHTNING CRACKLING) -Dramatic lightning.

I've been tracking this veggie-sucking scoundrel

for some time now.

He's probably hiding down some dirty hole,

or nesting in a rusted sewer pipe under the sad,

broken floorboards of some abandoned outhouse,

or, uh...

Or inside this warm, inviting home?

And book report done. Ha!

You know what that means, my little Bunnicula?

Tickle monster time!

-(CHATTERING) -(IMITATING MONSTER)

Oh, no, the poor girl's been turned into a mindless minion.

(SHUDDERS) Brainwashing the innocent for its evil plans.

(LEAVES RUSTLING)

I'll have to be extra careful. (GRUNTING)

Hi, new dog. Let's me and you wrestle.

(GASPS)

Oh!

-Hi-yah! -She's beautiful...

Whoa! You're like a flower petal.

Ugh! (GROWLS)

Don't you try any of your evil mind tricks on me, minion.

-Where's your master? -Oh, well, she's inside.

Show me. (SNARLING)

She wants to meet my family already. Oh, boy!

(MINA IMITATING ZOMBIE)

DAD: Mina! Time to get ready for bed.

MINA: Okay, Dad.

You may not be so lucky to escape next time.

(MINA CACKLING)

Whoa! I've always wanted to be used as a body shield.

(COUGHS AND GAGS)

Where is the vampire rabbit?

Oh, Bunnicula?

He's probably in the kitchen sucking the juice out of carrots.

You have a really shiny nose.

Look, minion, I am here to destroy the denizens of the underworld.

If you know what's good for you, you'll stay out of my way.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Oh, and also...

-I think I love you. -(FLUFFY GROANING)

It says here when we toot,

it's the ghosts of our food leaving our body.

-Isn't that right, Bunnicula? -(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

It's you... Bunnicula.

You're Bunnicula?

-The most evil vampire rabbit in history? -(MUMBLES)

(BUNNICULA GRUNTS AND GROANS)

(SNARLING)

I should do something.

(GRUNTING)

(CHATTERING ANGRILY)

BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.

(SNARLING)

(FLUFFY GRUNTS)

(SNARLING)

(BUNNICULA GROANS)

(SNARLING)

(BUNNICULA GROANS)

-(LAUGHS) -(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)

(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)

-(SNARLING) -(BUNNICULA GASPING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(PANTING)

(FLUFFY GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING)

What is all the racket going on in... (GASPS)

Hello! (GASPS) What a cute dog!

(COOING) Look at that face.

Rub that belly.

Ooh. Hey, you don't have any dog tags.

Do you need a place to stay? Are you thirsty? Do you want some water?

How about some food? Want a treat? Chew toy?

(GASPS) Oh, you must be freezing out there.

Hold on. I'll get you a blanket.

(UNTUNED GUITAR STRUMMING)

¶ Who can make a heart go a-flitter

¶ Who can make a dog forget his dinner

¶ Who can turn a room into a rainbow

¶ Who can always drink from my toilet bowl

¶ Oh, Fluffy can, my Fluffy can

¶ The prettiest kung fu dog

¶ This side of the Yucatan ¶

Okay, I found you a good one.

-Let's get you all snuggled up. -(WHIMPERING)

What is going on here?

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

ALL: One of us. One of us.

-(PANTING) -MINA: Come on.

-Let's get you all snuggled up. -(FLUFFY WHIMPERING)

Oh! I hope she'll be okay out there.

Come on, guys. Let's go to bed.

¶ Who went away, walked out the door

¶ Who broke my heart onto the floor

-¶ Who made me cry like a baby -(BUNNICULA HISSING)

¶ Who? Oh, Fluffy did

¶ My Fluffy did

¶ The prettiest kung fu dog

(SOBBING) ¶ That ever lived ¶

(SNORING)

(MUMBLING GIBBERISH AND SNORING)

(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)

CHESTER: 160...

161, 162, 16...

-(SCREAMS) -Oh!

-Rabies minion. -(CHESTER MEOWING)

Hey, what is your problem?

Oh, crud.

-(CHESTER YOWLING) -(FLUFFY GRUNTING)

Harold, it's the kung fu dog again.

-Run for our lives! -Kung fu dog again? (GASPS)

You came back for me!

I came back for the rabbit.

-Now get out of my way. -Aww.

I can't believe that Fluffy is in love with Bunnicula instead of me.

-(MUFFLED GROANING) -Well, I can kind of believe it, 'cause you know...

Bunnicula is pretty cool.

(CHESTER GROANS)

Thanks, man.

Dude, what's wrong with you?

I think I'm in love.

-With that? -Yes, that.

Chester, I think she's my sweet potato pie.

But she's in love with another boy!

(SOBBING)

Grab the tissues, somebody's got issues.

(BUNNICULA SNORING AND MUMBLING)

(SNARLING)

(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)

(THUDDING)

(LAUGHS)

(GROANS) Impressive.

Looks like we'll have to take this fight to the next level.

I'm not going to let some veggie-sucker beat me.

No, sir.

We'll just have to wait here until he comes to feed.

And there he is. Right on schedule.

(YAWNING)

Mmm! (LAUGHS)

HAROLD: Oh, Bunnicula...

I don't blame you for running away with Fluffy.

But hear me out.

Maybe you two don't need to have to run away.

Maybe you can both live here.

And that way I can at least look at her pretty face.

Every day... Every hour...

Every minute... Every...

Oh, who am I kidding? (SOBBING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Wait, vampires don't care about their minions.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(GASPS) Really?

So you're not in love with her?

And she and I can still get married someday?

-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) -Whoa! (LAUGHS)

What a relief!

Wow, you know, all that crying sure made me hungry.

You mind if I borrow this carrot that I found on the floor right here?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(IN SLOW MOTION) No!

(JABBERING)

Fluffy, you saved me!

(SIGHS)

FLUFFY: I was wrong about you three.

Dead wrong. You're not evil.

At least not totally evil.

So I guess I won't destroy you... This time.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

For real. I swear.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

FLUFFY: I guess you can't always tell a book by its cover.

Life's funny that way.

And so I faded back into the city.

Determined to make the world safe from all monsters.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

All monsters except the cool ones.

HAROLD: My feet won't budge

ever from this spot

until you return, my flower petal.

MINA: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

HAROLD: Gotta go.

(LAUGHS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)