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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(LAUGHS)

Whoa, that's awesome, Chester.

-Um... What is it? -(SOFTLY) Try not to talk, Harold.

This house of cards is the most important,

amazing thing I've ever done

and even the slightest wisp of air

can cause it to avalanche.

Easy, Chester. Easy...

(BUNNICULA SCREAMS)

(SCATTING)

Bunnicula...

(COOING)

All right, what are you up to this time?

-Hiding something? -Mmm-mmm.

Oh, no! You're not sneaking anything past me.

(GRUNTING) It's probably a cursed penny

or evil pumpkin seeds. Oh!

-(LOCUSTS BUZZING) -(SCREAMS) Locusts!

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS) Good one, Bunnic.

-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS) -You little miscreant!

One of these days I'm gonna get some leverage.

And then maybe we'll finally have some order

in this little house of horrors.

Hey, guys. Check out this cool plant I found

in the darkest corner of Paladory's shop.

It was so sad and lonely.

So we're gonna give it a new home.

Now we can replace the lame cactus

with the old man face.

(COUGHS)

Aw, Dusty.

Ugh! That new plant is weird looking.

(GASPS) Wait a minute.

Just imagine what'll happen when Bunnicula gets his fangs on that.

Hmm. Well, this time I'll be able to prepare.

(CHESTER SPITS)

TOY: (SQUEAKS) Let's play.

Wow, Chester, you look like an astro-spaceman dude.

(WHISPERS) Here he comes, Harold.

Brace yourself.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)

(SCREAMING)

Wait. A plant Bunnicula is afraid of.

Well, it seems the tables have turned.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

(PLANT LAUGHS EVILLY)

(GROANS)

(BUNNICULA SIGHS)

Say, Bunnicula...

Remember the time you replaced my hands with hissing tarantulas?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

Plant!

(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHS)

Oh, plant,

you and I are gonna scare Bunnicula

so nasty.

(BUNNICULA PURRS)

(SCREAMS)

-(LAUGHING) -(PLANT BURPS)

(GASPS)

Hmm?

-(SCREAMS) -(LAUGHS)

-(LOCUST BUZZING) -(PLANT MUNCHING)

(PANTING)

(SCREAMS)

(PANTS)

(SCREAMS)

-(LAUGHS) -(PLANT SNARLING)

-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) -(SCREAMS)

(PLANT MUNCHING)

(LAUGHS)

All right, next.

I'm thinking we'll hit him where he sleeps.

We're gonna pop out of Bunnicula's slumbering tomb

shrieking at the top of our lungs!

(LAUGHS)

Like when he filled my pillow with screaming moss.

It'll be so ironic!

(PLANT GROWLS)

Hey, hey, hey!

Pay attention to my awesome revenge ideas.

(SNARLS)

What? You've already eaten all the cold cuts and processed meat.

Do you want a little sunlight?

(SHRIEKS)

Okay, okay, jeez. No sunlight.

Man! What kind of a plant are you?

I mean, what do you want?

Oh, I see. You're sketching new ideas.

Good thinking. Visuals are always helpful.

Um, I don't understand.

Why did you draw Mina?

You want Mina to go to the store?

(STUTTERS) What are you getting at?

And, uh, where did that chalk board come from?

Want...

Eat...

Nina.

Nina? Oh!

(LAUGHS) For a second I thought you meant

you wanted to eat Mina.

Wait a minute.

Nina is one letter off from Mina.

And plants aren't good spellers.

(MUNCHES)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

Oh. (LAUGHS) Oh...

(LAUGHS) Um...

Hey, Bunnicula.

Um, you know that creepy little plant with a faint smile

that only eats meat and doesn't like sunlight?

(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)

I'm sure you do because I've been scaring you

pretty good with it

and you're not afraid of anything

which, uh, I, I guess says a lot actually.

Um, it turns out it's dangerous!

(SIGHS)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

I know, I know.

In hindsight, I should've known that it was dangerous.

Oh, my, gosh. Mina!

MINA: (SINGING) ¶ I love you more than

¶ Abstract art

-(PLANT GROWLS) -¶ And I love you more than Impressionist art

¶ Harmony ¶

(GRUNTS)

(CHESTER GROANS)

(SCREAMING)

(HISSES)

(PANTING)

(STRAINING)

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING) What?

(SNARLS)

Whoa! Bunnicula, is that you?

I don't understand what you want?

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) You want me to go to the store?

(SCREAMS)

(PANTS) Fertilizer...

Watering can!

Uh, genetically modified Super Grow!

Oh, Chester!

Why do you do this to yourself?

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

Help, Harold!

Where are you?

(LAUGHS)

They're still in the house.

-(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS)

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

I know I shouldn't have meddled

with unnatural forces.

I was just so tired of being the victim.

And I guess I can be pretty uptight and...

(SIGHS) ...maybe a little insecure.

-(GROWLS) -Let me finish.

Bunnicula, you're a plant monster now

and probably can't understand this, but...

I admit, I took things too far

and in a way I

became the real monster.

You know what? There's some things I need to get off my chest.

Sometimes I hide or throw away the carrots.

I don't even know why.

I get the same impulse

when I scratch the carpet by the door.

I chew on the newspaper bag

and hide it by Harold's bowl so it looks like he did it.

(GROANS) I'm a damaged individual.

I mean, cats in general are notoriously high-strung.

I've probably spent four of my nine lives

just coping with the stress already.

(SIGHS) Can I be blamed for needing an outlet?

So that's the real me, Bunnicula.

I just thought you should know what you're about to eat.

And I don't know if the part of you I call "My friend" is there but...

But just know that at the end of the day

we're family.

And I (COUGHS) love you.

(INHALES DEEPLY) Whenever you're ready.

(SNORES)

(YAWNS) Oh, hey, Chester.

You've been talking for nine hours.

Look, it's morning.

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS) Yeah, plants love sunlight.

(SHRIEKS)

(SCREAMS)

I'm so, so sorry, Bunnicula.

I never should have tormented you with that plant.

I had no idea it would go this far.

Just, please, please be okay, buddy.

(GROANS)

Hello there.

Phew! You guys don't think it will re-spawn itself, do you?

(LOCUSTS BUZZING)

Wow! Uh...

Never mind I guess.

How ironic.

Do you even know what ironic means?

Nope. Isn't that ironic?

(YAWNS)

(GASPS) Oh, man!

I forget to water the plant for one night

and it's dried to oblivion and ravaged by locusts.

I am not good at plants.

Heh. Good thing none of you guys are plants, am I right?

(GAGS)

Well, Mr. Old Man Cactus,

I guess you really are the plant for me

as you are impossible to kill.

Yay! Dusty's back.

(COUGHS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)