Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

(GHOST DOGS YIPPING AND HOWLING)

(HEADPHONES BLARING)

(SLURPING)

(YIPPING AND HOWLING)

(CHUCKLES) Quantum tunneling.

(GHOST DOGS CACKLING)

Ow! What the...

Huh?

(EXCLAIMS)

(NOSE HONKING)

-(LAUGHTER ECHOING) -Harold, help!

-(THUDDING) -You rang?

-(SCREAMS) -(THUMPING)

-Whatcha reading? -Harold!

Crazy, stray ghosts have gotten into the house! You gotta do something.

(YIPPING AND HOWLING)

Wow! Tiny little ghost bros!

They taste like nothing.

Help, I'm being haunted!

Someone get 'em off of me!

-Ahhh! -(GHOST DOGS CACKLING)

(WHISPERING) Bunnicula!

There are stray ghosts in the house.

(HEADPHONES BLARING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHS)

So, you think this is funny? These ghost and monster intrusions are dangerous.

All they cause are accidents and mayhem.

And not only for us, but think about Mina!

Mina?

Yeah, Mina.

Think of the psychological damage that could do to a young girl's brain.

And we can't always rely on you to keep us safe.

I mean, half the time, you're in your own world.

-Hmm. -See? Like right now.

-You're not even listening to me. -A-ha!

-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) -Oh, no.

Where are we going now?

CHESTER: Harold! Come on. You're coming with us.

That tickles.

Okay, coming!

(BUNNICULA SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

CHESTER: Madame Polodouri's Curiosity Shop?

You know how much I hate going in there. This better be good.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

A-ha!

A shrunken head makes an excellent anniversary gift.

(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)

(GASPS) Hmm?

If I want a different head, can I return it?

Like, how does that work?

(WHISPERING) Let's be quick, Bunnicula.

Madame Polodouri has a strict no-pet policy.

Ugh. This place gives me the creeps.

(BLOWS LIPS)

Mmm-mmm.

(SHRIEKS)

(BUNNICULA BABBLING)

Oh... (CHUCKLES) Look out!

Please be careful where you're throwing things, Bunnicula.

(STRAINING)

CHESTER: I hate it when he does that.

(BABBLES) A-ha!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Huh.

What is this tiny sword supposed to protect us from?

Ants?

Oh, cool. It comes out!

-(CHESTER SCREAMS) -Ha-ha! (GRUNTS)

(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) I am the Knight Owl!

Defender of King Arthur of eld.

Thou hast summoned me from my sword,

and now I am at your protective service.

Oh, great!

This is exactly what we're looking for.

-(STOMACH GROWLING) -(KNIGHT OWL EXCLAIMS)

Is that a dragon I hear in your stomach?

(CHUCKLING) No!

I'm just hungry.

Good. I despise danger, and therefore I despise dragons.

So, what was this about you serving us, exactly?

Until the sword is returned to the stone,

I am bound to serve.

(GULPING)

He was inside the stone, but now the stone is inside of me.

All right, well, welcome aboard.

-(LOUDLY) We love you! -Shh.

(WHISPERING) Polodouri'll hear us!

-(CHUCKLES) Sorry. -Let's get out of here.

200% pure unicorn horn!

(DOOR SLAMS)

Hmm.

(WHISPERING) Sometimes I think this place is haunted.

All right. Welcome to the Orlok...

Whoa!

(STRAINING)

Uh, yeah, welcome to the Orlok Apartments.

This is the place we need you to protect.

What, privy, dost thou need protection from?

Well, how about we start with that plague of evil spirits.

(BARKING AND HOWLING)

Hmm. Petty spirits.

Not actually dangerous in and of themselves.

However, better safe than sorry, as I always say.

-(ENERGY CRACKLING) -May these spirits of the underworld

be gone!

(ZAPPING)

(WHIMPERING)

(YELPING)

Are you guys seeing this?

-(TOY SQUEAKING) -I think it's a miracle.

And, oh, hey! The little ghost bros are gone.

Nice work, Knight Owl!

I think you and me are gonna get along famously.

Now, follow me. I'll show you to Mina.

Meaner? Ha!

Nothing's meaner than a dragon.

(SIGHS) No.

Mina's our owner, who we love very much.

Ah, I see. She is your princess?

Uh-huh, sure, our... Our princess.

In Knight Owl terms, yeah.

Here's the Princess now.

-Yeah, okay. Bye. -(PHONE BEEPS)

MINA'S DAD: Mina! Are you drinking from the carton again?

No way, Dad! That would be gross!

(BURPS)

(CHUCKLES) Really gross.

Sweet golden steed of Birmingham!

She's beautiful!

I will protect the Princess the best way I know how.

I place upon her a protective shield.

Whoa! That was crazy!

My work here is done.

Wow! This is pretty great.

We'll never have to worry about Mina again!

Aw! Look at all these cute little marshmallow ghosts.

I will devour your spirits!

(CHOMPING)

(CACKLING)

Who's next?

(BUNNICULA PURRS)

Mina.

-(SHIELD CRACKLING) -Ahhh!

(GROWLS)

-(CRACKLING) -(BUNNICULA WHIMPERS)

Hmm.

(WHIMPERS)

Oh, hey, there.

Come on, get up. Come on.

Come on, Bun-Bun! What's wrong?

-(WHINING) -MINA: I know you wanna come up here.

-Oh, I'm gonna get ya. -Ahhh!

I'm gonna snuggle you to death...

(SHIELD CRACKLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

-Now, that was some crazy static electricity. -(CRACKLING)

(WAILING)

Whoa. What's wrong with him?

Bunnicula!

Come back, my little snuggle-muggle.

Bunnicula?

I'll give you carrots.

Hmm. Well, I guess I better feed the other two in the meantime.

I hear kibble!

(PANTING EXCITEDLY)

(SHIELD CRACKLING)

Huh? (GASPS) Whatcha doin'?

I have your favorite flavor, here.

-Uh, where is it... -(SHIELD CRACKLING)

I think it's, like, beef and beignet!

(CHUCKLES)

What are you doing? Is everything all right, Harold?

Come here, boy.

-(HAROLD YELPING) -MINA'S DAD: Mina! Can you take the garbage out?

Yeah, Dad, after I feed my weird pets.

Do I need to take a shower?

(SNIFFS) Guess it's been a minute.

(CHESTER YOWLING)

Wait, I'm not a danger to Mina!

That is a matter of opinion, Master Chester.

How am I dangerous? You're the one that's dangerous!

(YOWLING)

(CHUCKLING)

Oh, no. This isn't good.

Well, wherever my pets are...

Good night.

The Princess shall sleep safe for the rest of her life.

(ENERGY CRACKLING)

Get out of here, Knight Owl! You've gone too far!

One can never go too far when it comes to safety, Your Lordship.

(CRACKLING)

(HAROLD WHIMPERING)

(SOBBING)

Don't worry, buddy. It's gonna be all right.

No, it won't.

I'll never be able to get a belly rub from Mina ever again.

Or snuggle up beside her on a cold night.

(SOBBING) Or get a scratch behind my ear!

I guess the only answer

is to cry until our eyes fall out.

Yeah.

No. No!

Wait a second. Wait a second!

This is our house.

We brought the Knight Owl here, and we can take him out.

Together, we're like the Three Musketeers!

-We can do anything! -Yeah! Ha-ha!

Now, we just need a plan.

Okay, we know he has a thing for safety,

he can create electric force fields, and...

Oh, he hates dragons.

-And... -A-ha!

-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING) -Where you going? We're cooking up a plan!

Ugh. Can you believe that guy?

(SINGING A TUNE)

Ah! Ha-ha!

(SLURPING)

What are you doing? We have a very serious...

Argh! (COUGHS)

(HOARSELY) Uh, problem.

(LAUGHS)

(GIGGLING)

Great idea, Bunnicula!

The Knight Owl hates dragons.

Yes, of course! Bunnicula, I could kiss you!

-But I won't. -(LICKS)

Ugh.

(CLATTERING)

Say hello to Chester of the Knights of Mina!

Whoa! Are you a robot?

All right, guys. We're gonna play a little dress-up game called "Dragon vs. Owl."

Cosplay! Yes!

Easy, buddy.

(KNIGHT OWL WHISTLING)

Oh, my!

A dragon?

(SNARLING)

(SNARLING)

(CONTINUES SNARLING)

I am the Knight Owl,

and I am here to protect the fair Princess Mina from all danger!

-Uh-oh. -(SWORD CHARGING)

(SHIELD CRACKLING)

Ho, ho! Nice try!

-BUNNICULA: Uh-oh. -Get back here, you filthy dragon!

HAROLD: Whoa!

Great work, guys!

You led him right into the trap!

Knight Owl always triumphs over danger!

And Sir Chester always triumphs over Safety-Crazed Owl.

-(ENERGY RICOCHETING) -Take that!

Ow!

(WEAKLY) I guess one can go too far with safety.

-(GROANING) -Yes, you can, you crazy bird.

Now, all we gotta do is put you back in your stone.

Uh, yeah, about that stone, um...

It's been sitting in my belly all day like a rock.

I'm not sure it's gonna, you know...

Argh!

-Oh, this... This feels weird. -(STOMACH GROWLING)

Feels weird!

Ahhh!

That's disgusting!

And awesome! Thanks, Bunnicula.

(BABBLING)

Hey, do it again.

Thou art all unsafe.

And happier that way. Whoop.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GIGGLES) Na, na-na, na, na, na!

(GROANS) What's all that noise?

What are you guys doing down there?

-Mina! -(HAROLD BARKING)

Aw! (GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING) You guys are crazy!

But I still love you.

(BURPING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)