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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GIGGLING)
Oh, man, these
ducks are crazy!
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Hey, duck brother.
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-Hey, man. -Check out this bread.
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(QUACKS) I love to eat the bread.
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(WAILING)
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God.
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I feel so sad all of a sudden.
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(SOBBING)
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What the...
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(PURRING)
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(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)
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Okay, okay, okay.
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This bread is awesome!
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Must be teenage hormones.
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(HUMMING)
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(WAILING)
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Oh! I spilled some milk.
(LAUGHING)
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(SOBBING)
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I'm always making mistakes!
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(WAILING)
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(SOBBING)
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(SOBBING) Who am I kidding?
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Nothing can stop
the onset of gingivitis.
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I don't even have teeth.
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(ALL SOBBING)
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Right there.
Right to the left.
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(SIGHING)
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Oh, that felt good.
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(SIGHS) That made me thirsty.
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Ugh. No, Harold.
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You have a water
bowl downstairs.
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There's no need
for you to stick
your face in the toilet.
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(WAILING)
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Do you know
what toilets are for?
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Do you want everyone to think
you're a savage beast?
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(SOBBING)
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You think I'm a savage beast!
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Whoa! That must
have struck a nerve.
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I've never seen
Harold cry before.
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(RUMBLING)
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Why do I have
to be so critical?
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Ah!
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(WAILING)
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Ah.
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Alligator in the bathroom!
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Alligator, alligator...
Bathroom.
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Harold. There's an alligator,
in the bathroom!
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-(GASPS)
-What are you doing?
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I'm using my tears to make mud
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and I'm sculpting
the mud into clothes
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to make me look
more civimalized.
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But even in this
gentleman's attire,
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I still look like
a savage beast!
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-(SOBBING)
-Hey, what's that?
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I don't know what it is,
but it's beautiful.
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I'll use it as my
gentleman's broach.
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Um, Harold.
It's actually a fishing lure.
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Even with all
this fancy attire,
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I'm still
just an uncivilized dog.
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I'm just a pig!
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Get a hold of yourself,
Chester. (SOBBING)
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The sun is setting.
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Bunnicula.
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He'll help me
with this alligator.
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(SOBBING)
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Psst. Hey, Bunnicula.
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-Wake up!
-(GROWLING)
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-Ah!
-Oh. (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Hi.
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You've gotta help me.
There's a ghost alligator
in the house!
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-Ha!
-I'm glad that excites you.
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Oh, golly.
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(SOBBING)
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Oh, this is bad.
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Bunnicula.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(WAILING)
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-Hmm. (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Bunnicula, we gotta hurry.
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We're going to drown
in our tears. (SOBBING)
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(GROANS) This is clearly
caused by something
supernatural.
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Ah! A-ha!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(RUMBLING)
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(WAILING)
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Well, hello there,
little bunny.
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Will you be able to help
a big old alligator
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like myself?
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You see,
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this is my favorite
dangly earring.
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The one that goes
on this side of my head
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got sucked
down the drain. (SOBBING)
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And without the pair,
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I'm just a big old,
ugly alligator.
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I've been traveling
all through this
apartment's plumbing
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looking frantically
for my other shiny earring.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SOBBING) Thank you,
honey-child.
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Oh, my gosh!
That's the same fishing lure
Harold was wearing.
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It's like they're
two halves of the same whole,
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never to be reunited.
(SOBBING)
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Unless, I mean,
we take it away from Harold,
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but, well, he hates
me enough already.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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You think you can help me?
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-Ew!
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I don't know if I'm crying
out of sadness
or terror anymore.
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(SOBBING)
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Oh, I've cried myself thirsty
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and I'm going to drink
right from this toilet,
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because I'm a savage beast!
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(SOBBING)
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(GASPS) Oh!
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I'm hideous!
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I'm a monster!
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Who could ever love
a three-eyed dog?
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I'm running away from home.
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Goodbye, house.
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(SINGING GIBBERISH)
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Hey!
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(SADLY) I never wanted
to drown in my own tears.
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But I really didn't want
to drown in anyone else's. Oh!
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-(SOBBING)
-Harold?
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-(SOBBING)
-Wherefore art thou, Harold?
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I knew it, he hates my guts.
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(GASPS) He ran away.
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Harold!
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Harold, I'm sorry!
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(SOBBING)
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I'm a monster.
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This is my new home.
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TED'S WIFE: Ted, what's
going on out there?
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Uh, um, there's
a really big dog
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and he seems to be crying.
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Well, tell him
to keep it down!
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Um, hey, my wife, she would
like it if you could keep it,
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like, down, you know,
quieter cry.
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-Sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
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(WHISPERS) I'll cry quieter.
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Wah.
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TED'S WIFE: Tell him, quieter!
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Harold, where are you?
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Harold!
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Ah!
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-Huh.
-Hey, little rabbit.
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-(GROWLING)
-Where do you think
you're going?
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-(GROWLING)
-Your friend stole
our garbage can.
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You know what we do to animals
that steal our garbage cans?
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-Nah.
-(SCREAMING)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(PANTING)
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Ah!
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(SCREAMING)
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Harold? Harold!
It's me, Chester!
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-(SOBBING) Huh?
-Hi.
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Bunnic... Whoa!
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Hey, hey, hey, honey.
I scared the dog away.
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TED'S WIFE: (STERNLY) Good!
Now get in here
and rub my feet!
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Harold, help!
Harold, help, I can't swim!
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Hold on!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I know what to do.
I saw this on TV once.
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-(BLOWING)
-(AIR WHEEZING OUT)
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Chester! Speak to me, Chester!
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Harold, you saved me.
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I almost drowned.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)
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You should really be careful
the next time you
go swimming, okay?
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I wasn't swimming, Harold.
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-I was looking for you.
-You were?
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Why?
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I'm just a big,
dumb savage beast
with a hideous third eye.
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-What?
-(SOBBING) No, no.
I belong under that bridge.
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No, no, you're not a monster.
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You're my best friend.
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But I treat you
like a monster because
I'm an insensitive dirt bag.
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Oh, man. I love dirt.
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But it doesn't mean
that I don't love you.
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Even though
you're a messy eater,
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and you smell,
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and you bark at nothing.
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And I got too many eyes.
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Whatever, Harold, whatever.
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You're like
the brother I never had,
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except for the six or seven
other brothers that
I actually have.
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Without you, I'm incomplete.
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Like a half sandwich?
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Mmm-hmm.
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-Okay, I'll go home. (SOBBING)
-Okay.
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I love you guys so much!
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Okay, buddy.
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Let's go home.
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(SOBBING) I'll never find
my beautiful earring.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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What? (GASPS)
My earring!
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(WATER DRAINING)
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Oh, my gosh.
I've stopped crying!
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Hurray! It's over!
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(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)
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Huh? Why was I so sad?
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Wow.
204
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,830
Newspaper comics have
gotten really depressing.
205
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Oh, in all my years!
I am beautiful again.
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00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,367
Oh, however can
I thank you boys?
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00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,967
You never needed the earrings.
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00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,638
You were always beautiful.
209
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:14,647
Aw, you think I'm beautiful?
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00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:19,181
Yup, and I'm so glad you came
out of our beautiful toilet.
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But wait,
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I don't know how
to get back to the bayou.
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(SOBBING)
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Oh, what ever can I do?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,560
Whoo!
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Ooh, ooh, ow!
218
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:38,497
Well, this is the way
to the bayou.
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00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,798
Bye-bye.
220
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,569
Way to flush away
sadness, Bunnicula.
221
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:44,837
-Now everything can
finally get back to normal.
-Yeah.
222
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,477
Let's have a mega-big,
super hug.
223
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Ew, no! I said back to normal.
224
00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:54,389
-Now go clean yourself up,
you big, muddy goon.
-Okay. You got it.
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(SLURPING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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