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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)

New Orleans by night.

There is nothing like it.

And it's one of the most haunted cities in the world.

And we're lucky enough to live right above

Madam Polidori's spookerrific Curiosities Shop.

We can't stay long though 'cause it's almost bedtime.

Early to bed, early to rise is what I always say.

Who's with me?

Don't all chime in at once.

(BELL RINGING)

Oh, boy.

Madam Polidori's Curiosities Shop and fortunes.

Ugh, so creepy.

The only thing creepier is...

(THUNDER)

Aah!

You!

Creepius Maximundai.

And where do you think you're off to?

I forbid you from entering that shop.

Forbid you!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Huh? Bunnicula, when did you get here?

Who's my little bunny-wunny?

Who? You are. You are.

There are no bunny-wunnies allowed in my shop.

Aargh.

I can barely tolerate children.

Oh, Madam P, no worries.

We promise not to touch anything.

I see...

A great loss in your future.

Did I mention I take cash up front?

(GASPING) Oh, my gosh. Is that a real iron maiden?

That is so rad.

If by rad you mean terrifying.

Aargh. Ooooh.

Whatcha got, Buns?

Pretty.

Pretty awesome!

Not awesome.

Aargh!

Woowhee!

Gross! Ew! Ow!

Gimme that! Didn't Mina promise we

weren't going to touch anything?

(LAUGHING)

Let's touch more stuff.

-Ugh. -(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

Bunnicula!

Ooh, that's fragile.

Give me that mask.

Oof!

-Wait for me. -Ow.

This part of the shop is totally dark and scary.

It's like, if we had a brain in our heads, we wouldn't even be in here, ooh.

Wow, pretty, pretty.

(HAROLD SNIFFING)

Ha-ha.

Hmm.

Oh!

Check out this massage chair.

(LAUGHING)

Consider me soothed.

You really gotta try th...

Play!

A candy bar?

Well, dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate, you know.

-(BLOWING) -(HAROLD) Oh!

Musical candy bar. No, that's fine.

(PLAYING HARMONICA)

Oooh.

(LAUGHING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(GRUNTING)

What are you doing?

Stop the music!

I'm putting this harmonica back where it belongs.

It's a musical candy bar.

Come on, gang, it's time to go.

Thank you, Madam Polidori.

Hmm.

(SNIFFING)

Ah.

Sugar beets.

HAROLD: Hey, Bunnicula. Where are you?

Now, what are you doing out here?

(THUNDER)

-Grr. -(DAD) Mina.

Time for bed.

Okay, Dad.

La, la, la, la...

Goodnight, guys.

Oh, make sure you turn off the TV before you go to sleep.

And now, we flip the steak so it may sizzle in its own delectable juices.

Don't you ever watch anything else?

I'll be in the study, reading a book.

Ho, I know.

It's making me hungry too.

Hey, Bunnic.

You know, it's funny how the pantry is the smallest room in the house

but it has all the snacks.

It's like when I feel small sometimes, I remember...

I love snacks so much!

Am I alone in this or what?

Play, play.

Aw, that thing tastes kinda fish...

-Play, play, play, play, play! -All right.

-Play, play, play, play. -I don't even know how I can play it so goodly.

(PLAYING HARMONICA)

Rational Explanations for Everything.

I can't wait to read the chapter on Bunnicula.

(GURGLING SOUND)

That's it. Harold! Are you drinking out of the toilet again?

(SCREECHING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

We're under attack!

It's an all-out night of the screaming zombie fish invasion!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

No yay, yay, yay!

This is bad, bad, bad!

(LAUGHING)

Uh-oh, they're invisible.

Hurry! We need to board up the doors and windows!

Play?

What is that harmonica doing here?

Sorry, little buddy.

Ugh...

Why are you laying around?

I uh...

Swallowed the musical candy bar.

What! But the zombie fish will be here any second.

It's stuck in my food hole. It won't stop playing.

Well, maybe I can squeeze it out.

(HARMONICA PLAYS OFF-KEY)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

Friends!

No, Bunnicula, not friends.

Zombies are scary. Zombies will scare Mina.

Mina.

Mina.

(SNARLING)

(SNORING)

We're doomed!

Aah!

Hmm.

Every time you breathe, the harmonica plays and they start moving.

That's it! You have to stop breathing.

Phew.

Good news. It worked.

Bad news. You can never breathe again.

And as for you...

I knew you would get us into trouble.

(MUMBLING)

Now, you better use your creepy little vampire weirdness to fix this.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Oopsie.

We have to get that harmonica out of you.

(LAUGHING)

All gone.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh! Sugar beets.

Wait, where are you going?

Sugar beets!

We are in big trouble.

(RATTLING)

(GROWLING)

No, sir,

Varney's vegan crawfish etouffee is made from tofu shaped like crawfish.

Ah, sugar beet.

What part of vegan don't you understand?

(LAUGHING)

I really need to call an exterminator.

(SNORING)

(GROWLING)

Hmm.

All right, that's far enough.

Stay back!

Ew! There's a fish licking my eyeball!

Ah!

The sugar beets made Bunnicula hyper fast!

(SNARLING)

You're making this worse.

(GROWLING)

(MUSIC INCREASING IN TEMPO)

(LAUGHING)

Bunnicula, stop! My eardrums'll burst!

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

(EXPLODING)

(EXPLODING)

(EXPLODING)

(SNORING)

He did it!

Zombie fish threat eliminated and no one is the wiser.

Huh.

Now let's put this where it will never be a problem again.

Ha-ha, oh, man that was crazy.

Hey, I wonder if that candy bar will play music if I stick it in my...

-MINA: Aargh! -Huh?

How did I get on the roof?

(THEME SONG PLAYING)