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carly

carly i'll do just one more before the one

i'll do just one more before the one

i'll do just one more before the one after that

after that

after that carli yeah ignore me that's just great

i'm kevin sophie

i'm kevin sophie it's a pretty name you do all right with

it's a pretty name you do all right with

it's a pretty name you do all right with them

them

them i buy you a drink thanks but uh i'm

i buy you a drink thanks but uh i'm

i buy you a drink thanks but uh i'm meeting someone

meeting someone

meeting someone someone boyfriend

someone boyfriend

someone boyfriend husband not seeing a ring but lack of

husband not seeing a ring but lack of

husband not seeing a ring but lack of ornamentation doesn't necessarily mean

ornamentation doesn't necessarily mean

ornamentation doesn't necessarily mean shit these days so

shit these days so

shit these days so not really sure normally i can tell when

not really sure normally i can tell when

not really sure normally i can tell when i'm wasting my breath on someone but

i'm wasting my breath on someone but

i'm wasting my breath on someone but you're hard to read

you're hard to read

you're hard to read wow does this work for you you know what

wow does this work for you you know what

wow does this work for you you know what you'd be

you'd be

you'd be surprised that's an understatement harsh

surprised that's an understatement harsh

surprised that's an understatement harsh but accurate so how about that drink

but accurate so how about that drink

but accurate so how about that drink i told you you told me he

i told you you told me he

i told you you told me he maybe she she's not here right

maybe she she's not here right

maybe she she's not here right besides it's a drink not a marriage

besides it's a drink not a marriage

besides it's a drink not a marriage contract

contract

contract another one kevin oh at least and if the

another one kevin oh at least and if the

another one kevin oh at least and if the lady would oblige

lady would oblige

lady would oblige okay fine what do you have can i do a

okay fine what do you have can i do a

okay fine what do you have can i do a diet and coconut rum

diet and coconut rum

diet and coconut rum took you for a vodka cranberry kind of

took you for a vodka cranberry kind of

took you for a vodka cranberry kind of girl oh there you go your instincts

girl oh there you go your instincts

girl oh there you go your instincts leaving you down the wrong path again

leaving you down the wrong path again

leaving you down the wrong path again you know they say that the best rum in

you know they say that the best rum in

you know they say that the best rum in the world comes from jamaica but i can

the world comes from jamaica but i can

the world comes from jamaica but i can tell you from personal experience

tell you from personal experience

tell you from personal experience nobody beats the cubans and here i was

nobody beats the cubans and here i was

nobody beats the cubans and here i was thinking that was

thinking that was

thinking that was only cigars what no it's rum too

only cigars what no it's rum too

only cigars what no it's rum too and i should know i spent all last year

and i should know i spent all last year

and i should know i spent all last year there for work

there for work

there for work i'm a scientist oh oh yeah

i'm a scientist oh oh yeah

i'm a scientist oh oh yeah i study this guy study the stars wow

i study this guy study the stars wow

i study this guy study the stars wow okay

okay

okay didn't ask but sounds fun

didn't ask but sounds fun

didn't ask but sounds fun that's fun thank you

that's fun thank you

that's fun thank you thank you carly

thank you carly

thank you carly so yeah um where were we

so yeah um where were we

so yeah um where were we just leaving no what huh

just leaving no what huh

just leaving no what huh no okay

so i guess this is goodbye

so i guess this is goodbye looks that way well i'd be lying if i

looks that way well i'd be lying if i

looks that way well i'd be lying if i said i was gonna miss you

said i was gonna miss you

said i was gonna miss you ah come on now officer martin we had

ah come on now officer martin we had

ah come on now officer martin we had some good times

some good times

some good times yeah like that time you almost ripped

yeah like that time you almost ripped

yeah like that time you almost ripped your ear off simple misunderstanding is

your ear off simple misunderstanding is

your ear off simple misunderstanding is all it was

all it was

all it was a little loved by it and then there's

a little loved by it and then there's

a little loved by it and then there's you mitchell

you mitchell

you mitchell what about me i can see why they're

what about me i can see why they're

what about me i can see why they're sending telus up to the five yard

sending telus up to the five yard

sending telus up to the five yard you always struck me as more of a mild

you always struck me as more of a mild

you always struck me as more of a mild type

type

type what'd you do to earn this transfer i

what'd you do to earn this transfer i

what'd you do to earn this transfer i requested it

you requested a five yard yeah

you requested a five yard yeah man i never took you as a rocket

man i never took you as a rocket

man i never took you as a rocket scientist

scientist

scientist damn you can't be that dense wait what's

damn you can't be that dense wait what's

damn you can't be that dense wait what's wrong with five yards

wrong with five yards

wrong with five yards don't worry you'll find out soon enough

don't worry you'll find out soon enough

don't worry you'll find out soon enough don't listen to him ronnie

don't listen to him ronnie

don't listen to him ronnie as long as i got your back you got

as long as i got your back you got

as long as i got your back you got nothing to worry about yeah that's

nothing to worry about yeah that's

nothing to worry about yeah that's rich that all you want and that means

rich that all you want and that means

rich that all you want and that means that friends a better deal than most

that friends a better deal than most

that friends a better deal than most folks realize

folks realize

folks realize and that's what getting on my bad side

and that's what getting on my bad side

and that's what getting on my bad side yeah we know how that turns out

yeah we know how that turns out

yeah we know how that turns out but this is going to be the end of the

but this is going to be the end of the

but this is going to be the end of the line for you now

line for you now

line for you now can spend the rest of your wasted

can spend the rest of your wasted

can spend the rest of your wasted existence

existence

existence in the deepest darkest hole the doc has

in the deepest darkest hole the doc has

in the deepest darkest hole the doc has to offer funny thing then

to offer funny thing then

to offer funny thing then what life it's when you're sure things

what life it's when you're sure things

what life it's when you're sure things are going a certain way the fate starts

are going a certain way the fate starts

are going a certain way the fate starts pitching curveballs

shit boy you look like you're about to

shit boy you look like you're about to have a seizure back though what

have a seizure back though what

have a seizure back though what no just nervous

no just nervous

no just nervous both quiet running huh

what we have to get up

what we have to get up no i don't want to i know

no i don't want to i know

no i don't want to i know but ally is probably already waiting for

but ally is probably already waiting for

but ally is probably already waiting for us

us

us just five minutes

just five minutes

just five minutes [Music]

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[Music] i know what you're trying to do you

i know what you're trying to do you

i know what you're trying to do you don't know

don't know

don't know okay i'm going to make us some breakfast

okay i'm going to make us some breakfast

okay i'm going to make us some breakfast and you have five minutes

and you have five minutes

and you have five minutes is that a kiss it was

is that a kiss it was

is that a kiss it was that's sweet i know

that's sweet i know

that's sweet i know i love you i know

oh smells good yeah

oh smells good yeah there's some fresh coffee too yes thank

there's some fresh coffee too yes thank

there's some fresh coffee too yes thank you

oh so did i overhear that right

oh so did i overhear that right ally's got a friend coming with her

ally's got a friend coming with her

ally's got a friend coming with her yeah um a boy she goes to school with

yeah um a boy she goes to school with

yeah um a boy she goes to school with boy oh boy oh wait um

boy oh boy oh wait um

boy oh boy oh wait um i can't remember his name crazy

i can't remember his name crazy

i can't remember his name crazy little ally he's got a boyfriend she

little ally he's got a boyfriend she

little ally he's got a boyfriend she swears it's not like that

swears it's not like that

swears it's not like that right what

right what

right what you think that she wouldn't tell me no

you think that she wouldn't tell me no

you think that she wouldn't tell me no no i just

no i just

no i just think that regardless of what she says

think that regardless of what she says

think that regardless of what she says i bet the farm he thinks he's gotta shop

i bet the farm he thinks he's gotta shop

i bet the farm he thinks he's gotta shop with her i mean

with her i mean

with her i mean it's possible more than possible

it's possible more than possible

it's possible more than possible yeah because you were able to climb out

yeah because you were able to climb out

yeah because you were able to climb out of the friend zone with me

of the friend zone with me

of the friend zone with me wait i didn't know i was in the friend

wait i didn't know i was in the friend

wait i didn't know i was in the friend zone

are you sure we're even on the right

are you sure we're even on the right road i told my sister to have the car

road i told my sister to have the car

road i told my sister to have the car back an hour ago and yes dude just keep

back an hour ago and yes dude just keep

back an hour ago and yes dude just keep going straight this road isn't even

going straight this road isn't even

going straight this road isn't even straight

straight

straight i'm telling you man it's gonna be the

i'm telling you man it's gonna be the

i'm telling you man it's gonna be the weekend what's happening

weekend what's happening

weekend what's happening allie finally getting in there oh

allie finally getting in there oh

allie finally getting in there oh bullshit

bullshit

bullshit she's practically been begging for it

she's practically been begging for it

she's practically been begging for it why else do you think she invited me on

why else do you think she invited me on

why else do you think she invited me on this camping trip with her

this camping trip with her

this camping trip with her you're dreaming yeah we'll see

you're dreaming yeah we'll see

you're dreaming yeah we'll see sure will oh you don't believe me let's

sure will oh you don't believe me let's

sure will oh you don't believe me let's bet on it you already owe me like 30

bet on it you already owe me like 30

bet on it you already owe me like 30 bucks

bucks

bucks ah well double or nothing says i closed

ah well double or nothing says i closed

ah well double or nothing says i closed the deal by sunday

the deal by sunday

the deal by sunday keep your money we'll pay back we owe me

keep your money we'll pay back we owe me

keep your money we'll pay back we owe me but keep the rest

but keep the rest

but keep the rest turn here

that's the place this is ali's house

that's the place this is ali's house pretty nice right

pretty nice right

pretty nice right oh shit anyway i would invite you up but

oh shit anyway i would invite you up but

oh shit anyway i would invite you up but i think ally wants to spend some alone

i think ally wants to spend some alone

i think ally wants to spend some alone time with me before her sister picks us

time with me before her sister picks us

time with me before her sister picks us up

up

up all right bro wish me luck good luck

all right bro wish me luck good luck

all right bro wish me luck good luck [Music]

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[Music] hmm

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[Music] ally dylan

oh my gosh get off him

oh my gosh get off him hey you okay yeah don't worry it's all

hey you okay yeah don't worry it's all

hey you okay yeah don't worry it's all bark and no bite

bark and no bite

bark and no bite i'll be down in a minute

hey hey i was just uh

hey hey i was just uh hungry looking for something to drink oh

hungry looking for something to drink oh

hungry looking for something to drink oh help yourself

help yourself

help yourself can i help you find something my charger

can i help you find something my charger

can i help you find something my charger can't remember where i left it

here it is what

here it is what nothing

chris thanks what you're sleeping on my

chris thanks what you're sleeping on my floor

floor

floor damn it kevin get up

and again for those viewers just tuning

and again for those viewers just tuning in a massive manhunt is

in a massive manhunt is

in a massive manhunt is underway for these two men jacob tullis

underway for these two men jacob tullis

underway for these two men jacob tullis and ronald mitchell

and ronald mitchell

and ronald mitchell details are still unclear but both men

details are still unclear but both men

details are still unclear but both men somehow managed to escape

somehow managed to escape

somehow managed to escape last night from the sutherland

last night from the sutherland

last night from the sutherland correctional facility we will keep you

correctional facility we will keep you

correctional facility we will keep you posted

posted

posted on this very important story as it

on this very important story as it

on this very important story as it develops

develops

develops be safer and smarter with big bucks

i don't serve any coffee it's that past

i don't serve any coffee it's that past three in the afternoon

three in the afternoon

three in the afternoon all right how about some of that wine

all right how about some of that wine

all right how about some of that wine then i think you had more than enough

then i think you had more than enough

then i think you had more than enough last night

last night

last night yeah but that was last night as for

yeah but that was last night as for

yeah but that was last night as for today

and i'd see your car out there took an

and i'd see your car out there took an uber

uber

uber you know me safety first

you know me safety first

you know me safety first we need to talk kevin this isn't gonna

we need to talk kevin this isn't gonna

we need to talk kevin this isn't gonna be good

be good

be good i can't use my place as a crash pad

i can't use my place as a crash pad

i can't use my place as a crash pad anymore i know

anymore i know

anymore i know i have no interest in telling you how to

i have no interest in telling you how to

i have no interest in telling you how to live your life i just

live your life i just

live your life i just scenes like that or why we broke up got

scenes like that or why we broke up got

scenes like that or why we broke up got it

it

it i'm serious just because i haven't

i'm serious just because i haven't

i'm serious just because i haven't changed the lock doesn't mean you can

changed the lock doesn't mean you can

changed the lock doesn't mean you can barge in in the middle of the night

barge in in the middle of the night

barge in in the middle of the night pass out on my family room floor my area

pass out on my family room floor my area

pass out on my family room floor my area you say that

you say that

you say that but i don't think you do oh no i i get

but i don't think you do oh no i i get

but i don't think you do oh no i i get it

it

it you dumped me and now you need me to let

you dumped me and now you need me to let

you dumped me and now you need me to let you get on with your life

what you look like shit

what you look like shit yeah well taking into account how drunk

yeah well taking into account how drunk

yeah well taking into account how drunk i got last night i think the fact that

i got last night i think the fact that

i got last night i think the fact that i'm standing upright is accomplishment

i'm standing upright is accomplishment

i'm standing upright is accomplishment enough

enough

enough all right i don't know i'm gonna get

all right i don't know i'm gonna get

all right i don't know i'm gonna get through my chef tonight

through my chef tonight

through my chef tonight look go take a shower

look go take a shower

look go take a shower i'll put a pot of coffee on for you all

i'll put a pot of coffee on for you all

i'll put a pot of coffee on for you all right

hey ethan what's up man how much further

hey ethan what's up man how much further uh 20 minutes tops

uh 20 minutes tops

uh 20 minutes tops i'm not sure i can wait that long i

i'm not sure i can wait that long i

i'm not sure i can wait that long i really have to pee

really have to pee

really have to pee that's what you get for downing all that

that's what you get for downing all that

that's what you get for downing all that soda

where the hell is he going he's probably

where the hell is he going he's probably just gun shy

just gun shy

just gun shy you know how it is such a dork a cute

you know how it is such a dork a cute

you know how it is such a dork a cute dork though

dork though

dork though i i'm surprised mom let him come with us

i i'm surprised mom let him come with us

i i'm surprised mom let him come with us it's not like that

it's not like that

it's not like that really we're just friends oh yeah does

really we're just friends oh yeah does

really we're just friends oh yeah does he know that

he know that

he know that ally you have to be straightforward when

ally you have to be straightforward when

ally you have to be straightforward when it comes to things like this

it comes to things like this

it comes to things like this or he might get the wrong impression

jake why do we stop

jake why do we stop because you're gushing like a suit yeah

because you're gushing like a suit yeah

because you're gushing like a suit yeah if we don't change them dressings you'll

if we don't change them dressings you'll

if we don't change them dressings you'll be gone by morning

be gone by morning

be gone by morning i don't like it man being on the open

i don't like it man being on the open

i don't like it man being on the open like this i guess you'd rather bleed out

like this i guess you'd rather bleed out

like this i guess you'd rather bleed out then

afternoon you got any first aid kits

afternoon you got any first aid kits aisle three next to the tools and auto

level excuse you hey bro

level excuse you hey bro ed fill up on three

ed fill up on three

ed fill up on three you got it what's that you got on the tv

you got it what's that you got on the tv

you got it what's that you got on the tv about last night

about last night

about last night the jailbreak they still ain't got them

the jailbreak they still ain't got them

the jailbreak they still ain't got them apparently not

what's the reward didn't say

what's the reward didn't say that'd be a hunt worth joining for sure

hey roy ed hey man matt

hey roy ed hey man matt just came down the wire they're having

just came down the wire they're having

just came down the wire they're having me pass these out 10k

me pass these out 10k

me pass these out 10k that's all these boys is working hardly

that's all these boys is working hardly

that's all these boys is working hardly we're taking a bullet over

we're taking a bullet over

we're taking a bullet over i'm sure they're on a beach somewhere

i'm sure they're on a beach somewhere

i'm sure they're on a beach somewhere sipping margaritas as we speak

sipping margaritas as we speak

sipping margaritas as we speak you do me a favor hang that in your

you do me a favor hang that in your

you do me a favor hang that in your window yeah sure thing hey matt

window yeah sure thing hey matt

window yeah sure thing hey matt it's good to have you back in town i'm

it's good to have you back in town i'm

it's good to have you back in town i'm sorry to hear about your little girl

armed and dangerous shit for 20k

armed and dangerous shit for 20k maybe what the hell took you so

maybe what the hell took you so

maybe what the hell took you so long you see that cop yeah so

long you see that cop yeah so

long you see that cop yeah so question is did he see you i don't think

question is did he see you i don't think

question is did he see you i don't think so get the hell out of here

so get the hell out of here

so get the hell out of here i can argue with that

yo jake the highway's back that way

yo jake the highway's back that way about the highway there'll be

about the highway there'll be

about the highway there'll be checkpoints every 50 miles from here to

checkpoints every 50 miles from here to

checkpoints every 50 miles from here to the border

the border

the border what the cut through the park might be

what the cut through the park might be

what the cut through the park might be the slow road but it spills out of

the slow road but it spills out of

the slow road but it spills out of stone's throw from old mexico

stone's throw from old mexico

stone's throw from old mexico i don't know man you gotta learn to

i don't know man you gotta learn to

i don't know man you gotta learn to trust me a little more ronnie i got us

trust me a little more ronnie i got us

trust me a little more ronnie i got us this for didn't i in case you didn't

this for didn't i in case you didn't

this for didn't i in case you didn't notice i'm bleeding to death

notice i'm bleeding to death

notice i'm bleeding to death man there's no pleasing song

box breaks i may speak with buck big

box breaks i may speak with buck big buck or little buck

buck or little buck

buck or little buck little bucket

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[Music] gina

this is buck hey it's me

this is buck hey it's me gina look i was hoping maybe you could

gina look i was hoping maybe you could

gina look i was hoping maybe you could fit me in sometime this afternoon

fit me in sometime this afternoon

fit me in sometime this afternoon what time about an hour

what time about an hour

what time about an hour okay sounds like a plan i'll see you

okay sounds like a plan i'll see you

okay sounds like a plan i'll see you then bye

now big buck knows how to satisfy the

now big buck knows how to satisfy the ladies

ladies

ladies bring your cars down and get your brakes

bring your cars down and get your brakes

bring your cars down and get your brakes done and we'll fix yours too

done and we'll fix yours too

done and we'll fix yours too so if you're looking for quality parts

so if you're looking for quality parts

so if you're looking for quality parts go to box breaks bucks breaks

go to box breaks bucks breaks

go to box breaks bucks breaks putting holes in the competition since

putting holes in the competition since

putting holes in the competition since the 1970s

the 1970s

the 1970s and don't forget our props fast service

and don't forget our props fast service

and don't forget our props fast service satisfaction guarantee one down the bus

satisfaction guarantee one down the bus

satisfaction guarantee one down the bus where you're always satisfied that's the

where you're always satisfied that's the

where you're always satisfied that's the man of the house around

man of the house around

man of the house around no i killed him years ago how you doing

no i killed him years ago how you doing

no i killed him years ago how you doing wayne

wayne

wayne fine partner hey what do we have here

armed and extremely dangerous ten

armed and extremely dangerous ten thousand not bad as long as you don't

thousand not bad as long as you don't

thousand not bad as long as you don't mind eating lead for it

mind eating lead for it

mind eating lead for it hi gina hey wayne where are you going

hi gina hey wayne where are you going

hi gina hey wayne where are you going yoga class won't be home till late so

yoga class won't be home till late so

yoga class won't be home till late so don't wake up

don't wake up

don't wake up never do that's an extremely long yoga

never do that's an extremely long yoga

never do that's an extremely long yoga class

class

class yeah the car just ain't been the same

yeah the car just ain't been the same

yeah the car just ain't been the same since they traded colton this team is a

since they traded colton this team is a

since they traded colton this team is a goddamn

goddamn

goddamn shit show now

i don't know man she said it still leaks

i don't know man she said it still leaks that's bullshit i'll steal those cameras

that's bullshit i'll steal those cameras

that's bullshit i'll steal those cameras myself

myself

myself that's right them yep

that's right them yep

that's right them yep hey gina hey nick little bucks in the

hey gina hey nick little bucks in the

hey gina hey nick little bucks in the back but uh you know

back but uh you know

back but uh you know maybe i could do something for you not a

maybe i could do something for you not a

maybe i could do something for you not a chance

chance

chance i had to try

so gonna take me for a ride in this

so gonna take me for a ride in this thing

thing

thing well this thing this thing's barely got

well this thing this thing's barely got

well this thing this thing's barely got an engine

an engine

an engine well what else you got

well what else you got

well what else you got i'm sure we could figure something out

i'm sure we could figure something out

i'm sure we could figure something out just let me get cleaned up and we'll get

just let me get cleaned up and we'll get

just let me get cleaned up and we'll get out of here

out of here

out of here sounds like a plan

shit

shit lost your cardigan kevin yes julie

lost your cardigan kevin yes julie

lost your cardigan kevin yes julie [Music]

you're late i know julie again

you're late i know julie again i know it's the third time this week

i know it's the third time this week

i know it's the third time this week it's getting old

it's getting old

it's getting old i could take it from here you look like

i could take it from here you look like

i could take it from here you look like hell

hell

hell yeah thanks for that well why didn't you

yeah thanks for that well why didn't you

yeah thanks for that well why didn't you finish charting sector two because it

finish charting sector two because it

finish charting sector two because it should have been done days ago

should have been done days ago

should have been done days ago yeah i'm on top of it i'm serious christ

yeah i'm on top of it i'm serious christ

yeah i'm on top of it i'm serious christ i know okay

i know okay

i know okay goodbye kevin good

what's up hector he's gonna start in the

what's up hector he's gonna start in the lobby and work my way up through here

lobby and work my way up through here

lobby and work my way up through here fascinating so i'll see you around then

fascinating so i'll see you around then

fascinating so i'll see you around then uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh hi hector yep i'm nursing the hangover

hi hector yep i'm nursing the hangover

hi hector yep i'm nursing the hangover from hell and the noise from that thing

from hell and the noise from that thing

from hell and the noise from that thing cuts right through me can we just

cuts right through me can we just

cuts right through me can we just i don't know take it easy on the floor

i don't know take it easy on the floor

i don't know take it easy on the floor buffing tonight sure thing i'll be as

buffing tonight sure thing i'll be as

buffing tonight sure thing i'll be as good as i can

good as i can

good as i can appreciate it

so what man little buck just gets to cut

so what man little buck just gets to cut out again early

out again early

out again early yeah i guess so i don't get that shit

yeah i guess so i don't get that shit

yeah i guess so i don't get that shit what's that fucking gina man i mean what

what's that fucking gina man i mean what

what's that fucking gina man i mean what the fuck she seeing that guy

the fuck she seeing that guy

the fuck she seeing that guy what's a little buck out that i don't

what's a little buck out that i don't

what's a little buck out that i don't got huh grandpa does own the place big

got huh grandpa does own the place big

got huh grandpa does own the place big fucking deal

you know what the real question is this

you know what the real question is this was a little fuck cotton boy ain't got

was a little fuck cotton boy ain't got

was a little fuck cotton boy ain't got a functioning wang i mean as small as

a functioning wang i mean as small as

a functioning wang i mean as small as that shit's got to be

that shit's got to be

that shit's got to be at least it stands tall huh you seem to

at least it stands tall huh you seem to

at least it stands tall huh you seem to know an awful lot about a little bucks

know an awful lot about a little bucks

know an awful lot about a little bucks member is that the answer to the

member is that the answer to the

member is that the answer to the question how you got this job

question how you got this job

question how you got this job fuck you man oh hey doc

fuck you man oh hey doc

fuck you man oh hey doc you know i plum forgot i had an

you know i plum forgot i had an

you know i plum forgot i had an appointment today

appointment today

appointment today all right well i'll be right over thanks

all right well i'll be right over thanks

all right well i'll be right over thanks for calling to remind me

for calling to remind me

for calling to remind me see you in a short while

you boys seen a little buck around yes

you boys seen a little buck around yes sir

sir

sir he actually just took off with miss gina

he actually just took off with miss gina

he actually just took off with miss gina gina waxman

gina waxman

gina waxman roy's wife the hell four i don't know

roy's wife the hell four i don't know

roy's wife the hell four i don't know man she said she needed a tune-up

man she said she needed a tune-up

man she said she needed a tune-up you know her car can't be in that

you know her car can't be in that

you know her car can't be in that greater shape her being in here so often

greater shape her being in here so often

greater shape her being in here so often well anyway i'm about to go over to doc

well anyway i'm about to go over to doc

well anyway i'm about to go over to doc stewart's and get prodded and probed and

stewart's and get prodded and probed and

stewart's and get prodded and probed and poked

poked

poked that i'm going to leave you in charge

that i'm going to leave you in charge

that i'm going to leave you in charge we'll get back patrick man

we'll get back patrick man

we'll get back patrick man why'd you pick him because you talk too

why'd you pick him because you talk too

why'd you pick him because you talk too damn much nick now go back to work

need a hand with anything no i got it

need a hand with anything no i got it it'd be cool if i had one of those beers

it'd be cool if i had one of those beers

it'd be cool if i had one of those beers yeah go for it you're not gonna rap me

yeah go for it you're not gonna rap me

yeah go for it you're not gonna rap me out to the girl's parents are you

out to the girl's parents are you

out to the girl's parents are you hell no all right we're good

so how long you and rose been together

so how long you and rose been together man

man

man since uh junior hi that's a long time

since uh junior hi that's a long time

since uh junior hi that's a long time yeah ally might as well be like my

yeah ally might as well be like my

yeah ally might as well be like my little sister

little sister

little sister right on

just so we understand each other you

just so we understand each other you seem like a good guy

seem like a good guy

seem like a good guy but i look out for ally like she's my

but i look out for ally like she's my

but i look out for ally like she's my blood i get it

blood i get it

blood i get it i'm cool with that man okay

how much further oh wouldn't it already

how much further oh wouldn't it already girl's out of shape

girl's out of shape

girl's out of shape no girl just hates climbing wrong oh you

no girl just hates climbing wrong oh you

no girl just hates climbing wrong oh you made it yeah

i love this spot

i love this spot yeah it's uh pretty oh that's an

yeah it's uh pretty oh that's an

yeah it's uh pretty oh that's an understatement

understatement

understatement look not to like kill the moment but i'm

look not to like kill the moment but i'm

look not to like kill the moment but i'm getting kind of hungry

getting kind of hungry

getting kind of hungry can we head back to camp soon just a sec

can we head back to camp soon just a sec

can we head back to camp soon just a sec take it in

take it in

take it in fascinating wow

no way yeah does mom and dad know

no way yeah does mom and dad know uh we're gonna surprise them when we get

uh we're gonna surprise them when we get

uh we're gonna surprise them when we get back

back

back oh yeah but i'm still nervous about

oh yeah but i'm still nervous about

oh yeah but i'm still nervous about telling them

telling them

telling them why they love ethan i know it's just

why they love ethan i know it's just

why they love ethan i know it's just i don't want to hear it from mom about

i don't want to hear it from mom about

i don't want to hear it from mom about being too young or

being too young or

being too young or dad in his finished college first speech

dad in his finished college first speech

dad in his finished college first speech i'm so happy for you oh

i'm so happy for you oh

i'm so happy for you oh thank you ethan's a great guy he is yeah

thank you ethan's a great guy he is yeah

thank you ethan's a great guy he is yeah he's he's won in a million yeah

what the fuck is that shit i talked too

what the fuck is that shit i talked too much you do

much you do

much you do look how you just ratted out a little

look how you just ratted out a little

look how you just ratted out a little bug it's not about ratting anybody out

bug it's not about ratting anybody out

bug it's not about ratting anybody out man

man

man the guy should not be dipping his stick

the guy should not be dipping his stick

the guy should not be dipping his stick in another man's oil

all right dad and you want to throw in

all right dad and you want to throw in on this babe

on this babe

on this babe i just hate spending money on this dirt

i just hate spending money on this dirt

i just hate spending money on this dirt weed shit there's not any other

weed shit there's not any other

weed shit there's not any other dispensaries around here so it's this or

dispensaries around here so it's this or

dispensaries around here so it's this or nothing

nothing

nothing yeah here

yeah here

yeah here cool i'll text him

whoop bad news for you my man

whoop bad news for you my man duty calls

hey here's hoping my favorite customers

hey here's hoping my favorite customers are having a pleasant afternoon

are having a pleasant afternoon

are having a pleasant afternoon how are you doing i'm doing fine you

how are you doing i'm doing fine you

how are you doing i'm doing fine you guys are about to be doing

guys are about to be doing

guys are about to be doing really fine as well once you burn a

really fine as well once you burn a

really fine as well once you burn a little bit of that kind right there

little bit of that kind right there

little bit of that kind right there thanks good day yeah

what the hell was that oh my god

what the hell was that oh my god is that like a a meteor or something i

is that like a a meteor or something i

is that like a a meteor or something i i don't know

who's that hey kevin

who's that hey kevin jenna what man let's take a look at this

jenna what man let's take a look at this

jenna what man let's take a look at this man come on

you got to get this recorded

you got to get this recorded leading impact approximately 1900 hours

leading impact approximately 1900 hours

leading impact approximately 1900 hours coordinates 43.7 i

coordinates 43.7 i

coordinates 43.7 i 73.9 and

73.9 and

73.9 and what the hell what does that mean

what the hell what does that mean

what the hell what does that mean picking up a signal

picking up a signal

picking up a signal patching into it that noise

patching into it that noise

patching into it that noise holy shit what is this please hector

hey what's up hey smiley it's me what do

hey what's up hey smiley it's me what do you mean who's this man it's nick i'm at

you mean who's this man it's nick i'm at

you mean who's this man it's nick i'm at the spot man where are you at

the spot man where are you at

the spot man where are you at running late homie oh come on man want

running late homie oh come on man want

running late homie oh come on man want my lunch break i can't be out here all

my lunch break i can't be out here all

my lunch break i can't be out here all day chill out man i'll be there

day chill out man i'll be there

day chill out man i'll be there how long soon just chill man hurry up

how long soon just chill man hurry up

how long soon just chill man hurry up all right

all right

all right i'm supposed to be back at work already

i'm supposed to be back at work already

i'm supposed to be back at work already hey you're going chill if you want this

hey you're going chill if you want this

hey you're going chill if you want this real i'll get there when i get there

real i'll get there when i get there

real i'll get there when i get there all right hey look man i'm chill okay i

all right hey look man i'm chill okay i

all right hey look man i'm chill okay i just don't want to lose my job over this

just don't want to lose my job over this

just don't want to lose my job over this shit i'll get to you man hang tight

come on man no no no no no not now come

come on man no no no no no not now come on

on

on fucking shit say hello to my little

fucking shit say hello to my little

fucking shit say hello to my little friend

friend

friend magpul four grip ceretak iron sights

magpul four grip ceretak iron sights

magpul four grip ceretak iron sights fde heat guard fascinating

god damn it bucky trying to blow my

god damn it bucky trying to blow my eardrums out

eardrums out

eardrums out wanna try pass come on you don't know

wanna try pass come on you don't know

wanna try pass come on you don't know what you're missing

what you're missing

what you're missing come on

turn this way left foot out front

turn this way left foot out front just let the stock rest right here on

just let the stock rest right here on

just let the stock rest right here on your shoulder

your shoulder

your shoulder the name for that bullseye just line up

the name for that bullseye just line up

the name for that bullseye just line up the sights

the sights

the sights just like that

i hit it sure did

i hit it sure did what you have any idea how sexy you look

what you have any idea how sexy you look

what you have any idea how sexy you look holding that

are you ready for your he's such a

are you ready for your he's such a dumbass

what the fuck did you forget to charge

what the fuck did you forget to charge it

it

it guess so who cares

this is crazy you must have blown the

this is crazy you must have blown the breaker i'm gonna go check the fuse box

breaker i'm gonna go check the fuse box

breaker i'm gonna go check the fuse box all right hurry

one one two six one seven to dispatch

one one two six one seven to dispatch you copy

one one two this is six one seven to

one one two this is six one seven to dispatch do you copy

hector what's taking so long it's not

hector what's taking so long it's not the breakers and the backup generator is

the breakers and the backup generator is

the breakers and the backup generator is also offline too okay what does that

also offline too okay what does that

also offline too okay what does that mean i don't know but the odds of them

mean i don't know but the odds of them

mean i don't know but the odds of them both going out

both going out

both going out and then there's this grab your phone

and then there's this grab your phone

and then there's this grab your phone they're not working

they're not working

they're not working anything electrical around here isn't

anything electrical around here isn't

anything electrical around here isn't working interesting

working interesting

working interesting right before we lost power i recorded

right before we lost power i recorded

right before we lost power i recorded some kind of energy surge in there

some kind of energy surge in there

some kind of energy surge in there it's possible the surge caused a massive

it's possible the surge caused a massive

it's possible the surge caused a massive short what does that mean

short what does that mean

short what does that mean it means that some kind of electronic

it means that some kind of electronic

it means that some kind of electronic emission

emission

emission has actually managed to cause a full

has actually managed to cause a full

has actually managed to cause a full blackout what are you gonna do you do it

blackout what are you gonna do you do it

blackout what are you gonna do you do it as you like i'm heading to that impact

as you like i'm heading to that impact

as you like i'm heading to that impact site

did you come

did you come you're gonna take me home so soon

what being the guy on the side yeah it's

what being the guy on the side yeah it's fucking great

fucking great

fucking great really

what i don't know

what i don't know car won't start

car won't start

car won't start i see your phone one's dead

oh perfect i was coming back for a flare

oh perfect i was coming back for a flare this is even better

this is even better

this is even better did you just come with me man no

did you just come with me man no

did you just come with me man no whatever causes could be dangerous

whatever causes could be dangerous

whatever causes could be dangerous could also be a fine of some real

could also be a fine of some real

could also be a fine of some real scientific significance

scientific significance

scientific significance and i'm not passing up the opportunity

and i'm not passing up the opportunity

and i'm not passing up the opportunity to be the guy that first discovered it

really so my tablet's dead

really so my tablet's dead just like my phone yeah mine too

just like my phone yeah mine too

just like my phone yeah mine too goddamn rose allie i was just gonna go

goddamn rose allie i was just gonna go

goddamn rose allie i was just gonna go looking for you guys strangest thing

looking for you guys strangest thing

looking for you guys strangest thing happened we saw something crash

happened we saw something crash

happened we saw something crash and like a beam or something and

and like a beam or something and

and like a beam or something and suddenly our phones died

suddenly our phones died

suddenly our phones died ours too yeah i was just trying to

ours too yeah i was just trying to

ours too yeah i was just trying to charge mine at the car but i can't even

charge mine at the car but i can't even

charge mine at the car but i can't even get the car to start

get the car to start

get the car to start this is getting scary wait a minute you

this is getting scary wait a minute you

this is getting scary wait a minute you guys said you saw something crash

guys said you saw something crash

guys said you saw something crash like a meteor followed by a beam crazy

like a meteor followed by a beam crazy

like a meteor followed by a beam crazy what do you guys think of what

what do you guys think of what

what do you guys think of what hear that hey there

hear that hey there

hear that hey there hey our car died all of a sudden and i

hey our car died all of a sudden and i

hey our car died all of a sudden and i saw your fire

saw your fire

saw your fire i was hoping you folks could lend us a

i was hoping you folks could lend us a

i was hoping you folks could lend us a jump yeah i don't think a jump is

jump yeah i don't think a jump is

jump yeah i don't think a jump is going to help you man why is that for

going to help you man why is that for

going to help you man why is that for some reason ours won't start either shit

some reason ours won't start either shit

some reason ours won't start either shit i'd uh offer you my phone but it's dead

i'd uh offer you my phone but it's dead

i'd uh offer you my phone but it's dead too

too

too it's kind of an emergency see my buddy

it's kind of an emergency see my buddy

it's kind of an emergency see my buddy me we're out hunting and he accidentally

me we're out hunting and he accidentally

me we're out hunting and he accidentally shot himself

shot himself

shot himself if i don't get him some help soon he's

if i don't get him some help soon he's

if i don't get him some help soon he's not gonna last through the night

not gonna last through the night

not gonna last through the night where is he back at the car boys lost a

where is he back at the car boys lost a

where is he back at the car boys lost a lot of blood maybe you fellas could help

lot of blood maybe you fellas could help

lot of blood maybe you fellas could help me move him spare some water

me move him spare some water

me move him spare some water i don't know i'd be much obliged to you

i don't know i'd be much obliged to you

i don't know i'd be much obliged to you look i'm sorry to trouble you but

look i'm sorry to trouble you but

look i'm sorry to trouble you but if we don't at least keep him hydrated

if we don't at least keep him hydrated

if we don't at least keep him hydrated he won't make it through the night

he won't make it through the night

he won't make it through the night i guess i'll go like we've got to help

i guess i'll go like we've got to help

i guess i'll go like we've got to help the guy

that's incredible i don't like this

that's incredible i don't like this oh wow is that a

oh wow is that a

oh wow is that a yeah oh it looks like he's hurt from the

yeah oh it looks like he's hurt from the

yeah oh it looks like he's hurt from the crash you should go get some help and

crash you should go get some help and

crash you should go get some help and leave my discovery behind for anyone

leave my discovery behind for anyone

leave my discovery behind for anyone else to claim

else to claim

else to claim not happening

hey kevin you okay

hey kevin you okay good job kevin

there's an energy field protecting the

there's an energy field protecting the alien in case

alien in case

alien in case it falls unconscious or something like a

it falls unconscious or something like a

it falls unconscious or something like a defense mechanism

defense mechanism

defense mechanism something's happening man

something's happening man

something's happening man [Applause]

this you this is me okay

this you this is me okay hey ronnie man i got you some more

yeah is he okay shit brother

yeah is he okay shit brother what's up what's the matter is he okay

what's up what's the matter is he okay

what's up what's the matter is he okay he's dead

are you sure maybe he's just leave it

are you sure maybe he's just leave it alone

okay hey

okay hey hey uh yo i think it's a cop hey man are

hey uh yo i think it's a cop hey man are

hey uh yo i think it's a cop hey man are you are you a cop

you are you a cop

you are you a cop okay thank god uh can you help us what's

okay thank god uh can you help us what's

okay thank god uh can you help us what's wrong

wrong

wrong there's a dead guy in the car and we're

there's a dead guy in the car and we're

there's a dead guy in the car and we're we're stuck out here

hey man is there a problem no

hey man is there a problem no no problem he's he's in the car

easy now you can end up just like him

easy now you can end up just like him what the hell man now we're gonna do

what the hell man now we're gonna do

what the hell man now we're gonna do this real nice and easy

this real nice and easy

this real nice and easy okay just just put down the gun

okay just just put down the gun

okay just just put down the gun next one's for you lord dog my hands are

next one's for you lord dog my hands are

next one's for you lord dog my hands are in the air i'm not moving

okay stud you're up

okay stud you're up really slow now i want you to reach and

really slow now i want you to reach and

really slow now i want you to reach and take johnny's piece and hand it to me

take johnny's piece and hand it to me

take johnny's piece and hand it to me just do what he says

there i feel better already

there i feel better already just so you don't get any ideas i don't

just so you don't get any ideas i don't

just so you don't get any ideas i don't miss

miss

miss what i aim at no ideas

what i aim at no ideas

what i aim at no ideas [Laughter]

nothing piece of shit you know we could

nothing piece of shit you know we could have walked back to town by now oh and

have walked back to town by now oh and

have walked back to town by now oh and leave my truck out here

leave my truck out here

leave my truck out here yeah hicks would be using it for target

yeah hicks would be using it for target

yeah hicks would be using it for target practice i don't think so look just

practice i don't think so look just

practice i don't think so look just crank it again

crank it again

crank it again i've been fucking trying fuck

who's out there god damn smiling man if

who's out there god damn smiling man if that's you this shit ain't fucking funny

hey tyler

hey tyler tyler you're snoring

tyler you're snoring

tyler you're snoring i'm sorry baby

i'm sorry baby

i'm sorry baby oh damn it tyler

sorry it's just one of those things i

sorry it's just one of those things i can't help no

can't help no

can't help no i know where are you going gotta pee

i know where are you going gotta pee

i know where are you going gotta pee where are you going

where are you going

where are you going [Music]

bow

bow [Music]

you're back thank god i was getting

you're back thank god i was getting nervous

nervous

nervous evening y'all let me introduce you to

evening y'all let me introduce you to

evening y'all let me introduce you to johnny law dog

johnny law dog

johnny law dog he's going to be joining us he's in the

he's going to be joining us he's in the

he's going to be joining us he's in the house just just

house just just

house just just be cool that's right coolest cucumbers

be cool that's right coolest cucumbers

be cool that's right coolest cucumbers and we won't have any more problems

make sure you time off nice and tight

make sure you time off nice and tight now

now

now all finished yeah

all finished yeah

all finished yeah that leaves only you no god man

hey listen to me this doesn't have to go

hey listen to me this doesn't have to go this way

this way

this way don't i know it law dog do not know it

come on man you're taking our food first

come on man you're taking our food first rule of survival well folks

rule of survival well folks

rule of survival well folks it's been a real pleasure but i must be

it's been a real pleasure but i must be

it's been a real pleasure but i must be on my way

yeah i just took a bad step okay well

yeah i just took a bad step okay well let's move on

we're seeing thought yeah i twisted it

we're seeing thought yeah i twisted it hurts like hell when i try to move it

hurts like hell when i try to move it

hurts like hell when i try to move it you guys go ahead

you guys go ahead

you guys go ahead i'll do my best to keep up no way yeah

i'll do my best to keep up no way yeah

i'll do my best to keep up no way yeah we're not

we're not

we're not splitting up damn it ally you saw what

splitting up damn it ally you saw what

splitting up damn it ally you saw what that thing did to ethan that's why we're

that thing did to ethan that's why we're

that thing did to ethan that's why we're not leaving you no

not leaving you no

not leaving you no go hey now what's your name dylan dylan

go hey now what's your name dylan dylan

go hey now what's your name dylan dylan come give me a hand

come give me a hand

come give me a hand okay is this any better it hurts gotta

okay is this any better it hurts gotta

okay is this any better it hurts gotta move slow but we're gonna keep moving

second

second sit down

certain rescue has been abandoned for a

certain rescue has been abandoned for a while now it might be a first aid kit

while now it might be a first aid kit

while now it might be a first aid kit around somewhere

around somewhere

around somewhere any water i'm not sure you got to look

any water i'm not sure you got to look

any water i'm not sure you got to look around

let me see how bad it is how can you see

let me see how bad it is how can you see what you're doing

what you're doing

what you're doing and let there be light you crazy dylan

and let there be light you crazy dylan

and let there be light you crazy dylan put that out

put that out

put that out why you don't think that's gonna track

why you don't think that's gonna track

why you don't think that's gonna track whatever that thing is out there how are

whatever that thing is out there how are

whatever that thing is out there how are you supposed to fix your sister's leg in

you supposed to fix your sister's leg in

you supposed to fix your sister's leg in the dark

the dark

the dark he's got a point

he's got a point

he's got a point okay i'm gonna have to set this

okay i'm gonna have to set this

okay i'm gonna have to set this yeah okay it's gonna hurt

yeah okay it's gonna hurt

yeah okay it's gonna hurt yeah okay you ready yeah

yeah okay you ready yeah

yeah okay you ready yeah just do it already okay here we go okay

just do it already okay here we go okay

just do it already okay here we go okay look at the worst if it's behind you

look at the worst if it's behind you

look at the worst if it's behind you what now

what now

what now um splint

um splint

um splint hopefully some bandages no i mean what

hopefully some bandages no i mean what

hopefully some bandages no i mean what are we gonna do what's the plan

are we gonna do what's the plan

are we gonna do what's the plan we're gonna head back into town try and

we're gonna head back into town try and

we're gonna head back into town try and find some dough

find anything good should make for a

find anything good should make for a halfway decent split

halfway decent split

halfway decent split so have you ever seen anything like

so have you ever seen anything like

so have you ever seen anything like whatever the hell that was back there

whatever the hell that was back there

whatever the hell that was back there no it's definitely no animal i've ever

no it's definitely no animal i've ever

no it's definitely no animal i've ever seen

seen

seen yeah almost looks like something out of

yeah almost looks like something out of

yeah almost looks like something out of this world

this world

this world come on that's crazy i'm not sure what

come on that's crazy i'm not sure what

come on that's crazy i'm not sure what the hell that thing was

the hell that thing was

the hell that thing was there's one thing i do know it's a

there's one thing i do know it's a

there's one thing i do know it's a hunter

hunter

hunter and we're the prey yeah something like

and we're the prey yeah something like

and we're the prey yeah something like that

that

that then why are we holed up here like some

then why are we holed up here like some

then why are we holed up here like some sitting ducks that girl's really hurt

sitting ducks that girl's really hurt

sitting ducks that girl's really hurt when she's up for it we'll move look man

when she's up for it we'll move look man

when she's up for it we'll move look man i feel like i gotta be straight with you

i feel like i gotta be straight with you

i feel like i gotta be straight with you all right

all right

all right whatever the odds are about running that

whatever the odds are about running that

whatever the odds are about running that thing and making it back to town

thing and making it back to town

thing and making it back to town they get substantially better if we're

they get substantially better if we're

they get substantially better if we're not slowed down by rows and a busted leg

not slowed down by rows and a busted leg

not slowed down by rows and a busted leg so friend you are i don't even know her

so friend you are i don't even know her

so friend you are i don't even know her man

man

man wow i mean i've been trying to tap the

wow i mean i've been trying to tap the

wow i mean i've been trying to tap the younger sister but she's been blue

younger sister but she's been blue

younger sister but she's been blue balling me all semester so no great loss

balling me all semester so no great loss

balling me all semester so no great loss there either am i right

there either am i right

there either am i right listen pal if you think i'm gonna keep

listen pal if you think i'm gonna keep

listen pal if you think i'm gonna keep you from leaving i'm not

you from leaving i'm not

you from leaving i'm not if you want to go go i don't know the

if you want to go go i don't know the

if you want to go go i don't know the way

way

way head south and hope for the best good

head south and hope for the best good

head south and hope for the best good luck to you

jesus man tight enough you're cutting

jesus man tight enough you're cutting off my circulation

off my circulation

off my circulation sorry partner you already broke out of

sorry partner you already broke out of

sorry partner you already broke out of one clinker

one clinker

one clinker and i ain't about to take no chance fuck

and i ain't about to take no chance fuck

and i ain't about to take no chance fuck man you gotta hear me

man you gotta hear me

man you gotta hear me we ain't safe here don't worry son i'm

we ain't safe here don't worry son i'm

we ain't safe here don't worry son i'm really gonna take good care of you

really gonna take good care of you

really gonna take good care of you just gotta get that truck started first

just gotta get that truck started first

just gotta get that truck started first god damn it that's not gonna do any good

god damn it that's not gonna do any good

god damn it that's not gonna do any good man

man

man you're not going to get this thing to

you're not going to get this thing to

you're not going to get this thing to start

start

start yeah little faith you don't understand

yeah little faith you don't understand

yeah little faith you don't understand man nothing's working no phones no

man nothing's working no phones no

man nothing's working no phones no flashlights anything with electronics

flashlights anything with electronics

flashlights anything with electronics been fried by the monster

been fried by the monster

been fried by the monster the monster whatever you want to call it

the monster whatever you want to call it

the monster whatever you want to call it this thing that attacked us

this thing that attacked us

this thing that attacked us trust me man you don't want to cross

trust me man you don't want to cross

trust me man you don't want to cross paths with it

yeah don't fret son oh roy's not gonna

yeah don't fret son oh roy's not gonna let nothing happen to you before he can

let nothing happen to you before he can

let nothing happen to you before he can collect that reward

collect that reward

collect that reward but it would appear you're in the right

but it would appear you're in the right

but it would appear you're in the right about the truck so

are we ever going to get out of here how

are we ever going to get out of here how you feeling

you feeling

you feeling give it a shot yeah

how much further over the bluff is the

how much further over the bluff is the freeway then it's all pavement okay god

freeway then it's all pavement okay god

freeway then it's all pavement okay god are you okay to keep going yeah just

are you okay to keep going yeah just

are you okay to keep going yeah just just give me a minute

just give me a minute

just give me a minute so now shit what was that doing i didn't

so now shit what was that doing i didn't

so now shit what was that doing i didn't say anything

say anything

say anything unbelievable what the hell is your

unbelievable what the hell is your

unbelievable what the hell is your problem look she's just slowing us down

problem look she's just slowing us down

problem look she's just slowing us down okay give her a break

okay give her a break

okay give her a break she's hurt i can't believe you're being

she's hurt i can't believe you're being

she's hurt i can't believe you're being like this yeah we'll believe it because

like this yeah we'll believe it because

like this yeah we'll believe it because there's no way in hell i want to die out

there's no way in hell i want to die out

there's no way in hell i want to die out here in the middle of nowhere how can

here in the middle of nowhere how can

here in the middle of nowhere how can you be so selfish

you be so selfish

you be so selfish i'm selfish because i want to live no

i'm selfish because i want to live no

i'm selfish because i want to live no selfish because she's right

selfish because she's right

selfish because she's right i don't know how much longer i can keep

i don't know how much longer i can keep

i don't know how much longer i can keep this up stop talking like that

this up stop talking like that

this up stop talking like that just rest here for a second and we'll

just rest here for a second and we'll

just rest here for a second and we'll help you the rest of the way

help you the rest of the way

help you the rest of the way right yeah whatever oh

hey keep moving whoa

hey keep moving whoa you see that what somebody's coming

you see that what somebody's coming

you see that what somebody's coming god damn you're jumping see there

god damn you're jumping see there

god damn you're jumping see there could be him him the monster man

could be him him the monster man

could be him him the monster man the monster keep moving no fuck that

the monster keep moving no fuck that

the monster keep moving no fuck that gonna shoot me go ahead but i'm not

gonna shoot me go ahead but i'm not

gonna shoot me go ahead but i'm not taking another step

taking another step

taking another step don't tempt me tough guy hey

don't tempt me tough guy hey

don't tempt me tough guy hey who's out there quiet man shut it

who's out there quiet man shut it

who's out there quiet man shut it oh oh it's a skinny kid hey

oh oh it's a skinny kid hey

oh oh it's a skinny kid hey you hey kid mister watch this guy he

you hey kid mister watch this guy he

you hey kid mister watch this guy he tried to rob us

tried to rob us

tried to rob us don't you worry boy i got him well under

don't you worry boy i got him well under

don't you worry boy i got him well under control where are you taking him

control where are you taking him

control where are you taking him back to town turn him into the sheriff

back to town turn him into the sheriff

back to town turn him into the sheriff can i tag along and suit yourself but i

can i tag along and suit yourself but i

can i tag along and suit yourself but i ain't splitting the reward

ain't splitting the reward

ain't splitting the reward whatever i just need to find my way back

whatever i just need to find my way back

whatever i just need to find my way back to town

well come on then

well come on then wait wait wait what

we're going the wrong way this is

we're going the wrong way this is further into the desert

further into the desert

further into the desert no shit with all the confusion i lost my

no shit with all the confusion i lost my

no shit with all the confusion i lost my bearing

bearing

bearing well which way's the right way

uh

uh it's definitely past midnight yeah

it's definitely past midnight yeah

it's definitely past midnight yeah it means it's the 11th

it's my daughter's birthday oh how old

it's my daughter's birthday oh how old is she

four months ago oh

four months ago oh i'm sorry i figured if

i'm sorry i figured if

i'm sorry i figured if i came back to work early kept myself

i came back to work early kept myself

i came back to work early kept myself busy that would have been the right

busy that would have been the right

busy that would have been the right decision

decision

decision after today i'm having second thoughts

after today i'm having second thoughts

after today i'm having second thoughts about that

okay let's let's try this again okay

okay let's let's try this again okay well if we head that way we're liable to

well if we head that way we're liable to

well if we head that way we're liable to run into that thing again

run into that thing again

run into that thing again yeah you're right

and that thing i noticed the last few

and that thing i noticed the last few shots that i put into it it

shots that i put into it it

shots that i put into it it seemed to slow it down hopefully a

seemed to slow it down hopefully a

seemed to slow it down hopefully a couple more will stop it for good

couple more will stop it for good

couple more will stop it for good you think so i'm gonna hope so

you think so i'm gonna hope so

you think so i'm gonna hope so come on

come on

come on hey man what's your name don't worry

hey man what's your name don't worry

hey man what's your name don't worry about it

about it

about it anyway you saw that thing can you please

anyway you saw that thing can you please

anyway you saw that thing can you please explain to grizzly adams here what we're

explain to grizzly adams here what we're

explain to grizzly adams here what we're up against

up against

up against you should stop talking i'm trying to

you should stop talking i'm trying to

you should stop talking i'm trying to tell them blunderbuss won't save us if

tell them blunderbuss won't save us if

tell them blunderbuss won't save us if we come across it again

we come across it again

we come across it again hey one more word i swear to god i'll

hey one more word i swear to god i'll

hey one more word i swear to god i'll kill you

kill you

kill you yeah well that thing has already killed

yeah well that thing has already killed

yeah well that thing has already killed two of us already so

two of us already so

two of us already so i think it's safe to say that finds us

i think it's safe to say that finds us

i think it's safe to say that finds us we're all

we're all

we're all fucked what you see this monster man too

fucked what you see this monster man too

fucked what you see this monster man too yeah well i don't care what's out here

yeah well i don't care what's out here

yeah well i don't care what's out here ain't nothing keep me from my reward

ain't nothing keep me from my reward

ain't nothing keep me from my reward money

come on man untie me why so you can

come on man untie me why so you can ditch this like last time look the only

ditch this like last time look the only

ditch this like last time look the only way we're gonna survive this thing is if

way we're gonna survive this thing is if

way we're gonna survive this thing is if all hands are on deck

all hands are on deck

all hands are on deck please give me a fighting chance against

please give me a fighting chance against

please give me a fighting chance against that thing

i think you can live through this

i think you can live through this without my help now fucking untie me

without my help now fucking untie me

without my help now fucking untie me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this way old boy's done for where do you

this way old boy's done for where do you

this way old boy's done for where do you think it came from

think it came from

think it came from well i've heard stories over the years

well i've heard stories over the years

well i've heard stories over the years about

about

about sightings or whatever you want to call

sightings or whatever you want to call

sightings or whatever you want to call them sightings

them sightings

them sightings never really thought about it until

never really thought about it until

never really thought about it until tonight

tonight

tonight wait you mean like like

wait you mean like like

wait you mean like like aliens that's crazy

you asked me how it got here it has to

you asked me how it got here it has to travel somehow right

travel somehow right

travel somehow right yeah like a flying saucer a spacecraft

yeah like a flying saucer a spacecraft

yeah like a flying saucer a spacecraft of some kind

of some kind

of some kind yeah i wonder what

yeah i wonder what

yeah i wonder what well this afternoon you're at the

well this afternoon you're at the

well this afternoon you're at the lookout peak

lookout peak

lookout peak and we saw something fall out of the sky

and we saw something fall out of the sky

and we saw something fall out of the sky not sure what it was though but

not sure what it was though but

not sure what it was though but it landed pretty close to us

it landed pretty close to us

it landed pretty close to us we'll have a feeling we're about to find

we'll have a feeling we're about to find

we'll have a feeling we're about to find out

where are we going to get my gun what

where are we going to get my gun what good is that going to do better to have

good is that going to do better to have

good is that going to do better to have it than not besides the bullets back

it than not besides the bullets back

it than not besides the bullets back there heard it more than before

there heard it more than before

there heard it more than before yeah it did look that way see we agree

yeah it did look that way see we agree

yeah it did look that way see we agree on stuff this partnership might just

on stuff this partnership might just

on stuff this partnership might just work

you should gather any supplies you can

you should gather any supplies you can fit in that bag

you pretty much took everything else

you pretty much took everything else okay then let's go

okay then let's go

okay then let's go hey

i can't do this what happened my

i can't do this what happened my sister's dead

sister's dead

sister's dead and ethan listen to me okay i know it

and ethan listen to me okay i know it

and ethan listen to me okay i know it seems hard right now but we gotta keep

seems hard right now but we gotta keep

seems hard right now but we gotta keep moving do we have any other plan besides

moving do we have any other plan besides

moving do we have any other plan besides wandering around in the dark we're gonna

wandering around in the dark we're gonna

wandering around in the dark we're gonna stick to my plan and that's to move into

stick to my plan and that's to move into

stick to my plan and that's to move into town

town

town i hardly got to see her since she moved

i hardly got to see her since she moved

i hardly got to see her since she moved away to college this trip was supposed

away to college this trip was supposed

away to college this trip was supposed to be a fun weekend together

to be a fun weekend together

to be a fun weekend together and she just got engaged i get it

and she just got engaged i get it

and she just got engaged i get it sometimes losing the ones we love the

sometimes losing the ones we love the

sometimes losing the ones we love the most is what life hits us the hardest

most is what life hits us the hardest

most is what life hits us the hardest with

and then think what i know you came here

and then think what i know you came here to meet that boy

to meet that boy

to meet that boy if i see him again i'm kicking him in

if i see him again i'm kicking him in

if i see him again i'm kicking him in his nuts

his nuts

his nuts come on so what happened

come on so what happened

come on so what happened how'd you get separated from your

how'd you get separated from your

how'd you get separated from your friends i left them why

friends i left them why

friends i left them why older sister broke her leg and start

older sister broke her leg and start

older sister broke her leg and start slowing us down

slowing us down

slowing us down i told him leave her ass behind survival

i told him leave her ass behind survival

i told him leave her ass behind survival of the fittest common sense

of the fittest common sense

of the fittest common sense they don't want to leave her so i took

they don't want to leave her so i took

they don't want to leave her so i took off damn

off damn

off damn and i thought i was cold whatever so

and i thought i was cold whatever so

and i thought i was cold whatever so what happened to your friend that was

what happened to your friend that was

what happened to your friend that was shot

he's dead oh shit how'd that happen

he's dead oh shit how'd that happen running from the law trying to get to

running from the law trying to get to

running from the law trying to get to freedom

what's that no idea

what's that no idea looks like campers you know what that

looks like campers you know what that

looks like campers you know what that means

means

means more supplies

more supplies

more supplies oh wow

are you crazy i'm not getting any closer

are you crazy i'm not getting any closer to that

to that

to that thing you gotta keep moving

thing you gotta keep moving

thing you gotta keep moving oh boy oh shit there's another one

you i think i just stepped in poo i

you i think i just stepped in poo i don't think that's

don't think that's

don't think that's poo at least not from any animal i've

poo at least not from any animal i've

poo at least not from any animal i've ever seen i just stepped in

ever seen i just stepped in

ever seen i just stepped in alien shit i'll find something to help

alien shit i'll find something to help

alien shit i'll find something to help you clean it okay

you clean it okay

you clean it okay did you find something yeah i found

did you find something yeah i found

did you find something yeah i found something

you know what i think

you know what i think whatever that thing is was already heard

whatever that thing is was already heard

whatever that thing is was already heard in this crash

in this crash

in this crash what are you getting at here hopefully

what are you getting at here hopefully

what are you getting at here hopefully it is already hurt

it is already hurt

it is already hurt if we're lucky it's dying

listen out of the goodyear now you're

listen out of the goodyear now you're lucky he's here or i'd be kicking your

lucky he's here or i'd be kicking your

lucky he's here or i'd be kicking your ass right now what's with everyone

ass right now what's with everyone

ass right now what's with everyone trying to kick my ass tonight

trying to kick my ass tonight

trying to kick my ass tonight shit what brings you guys here to ask

shit what brings you guys here to ask

shit what brings you guys here to ask you the same thing following the smoke

you the same thing following the smoke

you the same thing following the smoke what the hell is that thing you should

what the hell is that thing you should

what the hell is that thing you should put your gun down and go find i'll find

put your gun down and go find i'll find

put your gun down and go find i'll find out with my gun

out with my gun

out with my gun and i'll be taking yours too go on take

and i'll be taking yours too go on take

and i'll be taking yours too go on take his gun

his gun

his gun sorry to do this to you again but i

sorry to do this to you again but i

sorry to do this to you again but i can't have you shoot me while my back is

can't have you shoot me while my back is

can't have you shoot me while my back is turned

turned

turned all right let's go have a looksie move i

all right let's go have a looksie move i

all right let's go have a looksie move i can't believe you left us

can't believe you left us

can't believe you left us your sister would have gotten us all

your sister would have gotten us all

your sister would have gotten us all killed you're an unbelievable asshole

killed you're an unbelievable asshole

killed you're an unbelievable asshole yeah but i'm alive

yeah but i'm alive

yeah but i'm alive holy this this can't be what it looks

holy this this can't be what it looks

holy this this can't be what it looks like i'm pretty sure that's how it got

like i'm pretty sure that's how it got

like i'm pretty sure that's how it got here

here

here he really is a freaking spaceman oh you

he really is a freaking spaceman oh you

he really is a freaking spaceman oh you go take a closer look

go take a closer look

go take a closer look it found us the hell is it waiting for

it found us the hell is it waiting for

it found us the hell is it waiting for i'd say it's

i'd say it's

i'd say it's trying to size us up decide which one's

trying to size us up decide which one's

trying to size us up decide which one's the weakest link i'm defenseless here

the weakest link i'm defenseless here

the weakest link i'm defenseless here man help me out all i'm trying to do is

man help me out all i'm trying to do is

man help me out all i'm trying to do is make my way to mexico and both you and

make my way to mexico and both you and

make my way to mexico and both you and this thing stand in the way of that so

this thing stand in the way of that so

this thing stand in the way of that so no officer i will not give you your gun

no officer i will not give you your gun

no officer i will not give you your gun back what are you waiting for dude shoot

back what are you waiting for dude shoot

back what are you waiting for dude shoot we go

which one i'm tired of running i've got

which one i'm tired of running i've got to keep moving or nothing's going to

to keep moving or nothing's going to

to keep moving or nothing's going to catch up with us exactly

catch up with us exactly

catch up with us exactly my point what are you talking about it

my point what are you talking about it

my point what are you talking about it doesn't matter how much you run that

doesn't matter how much you run that

doesn't matter how much you run that thing's just going to catch up to us we

thing's just going to catch up to us we

thing's just going to catch up to us we just stay here

just stay here

just stay here that doesn't change anything where are

that doesn't change anything where are

that doesn't change anything where are you going i don't know

you going i don't know

you going i don't know we have no weapons we got to keep

we have no weapons we got to keep

we have no weapons we got to keep running i hear something move

running i hear something move

running i hear something move come here

put that thing down before you hurt

put that thing down before you hurt yourself you've been nothing but trouble

yourself you've been nothing but trouble

yourself you've been nothing but trouble since we've met you

since we've met you

since we've met you just looking out for the one that

just looking out for the one that

just looking out for the one that matters most

me look where it's got you okay give me

me look where it's got you okay give me the gun give him the gun give me the gun

the gun give him the gun give me the gun

the gun give him the gun give me the gun just a few more shots and i think we can

just a few more shots and i think we can

just a few more shots and i think we can kill that thing what are you saying you

kill that thing what are you saying you

kill that thing what are you saying you can try to set up a trap for it like an

can try to set up a trap for it like an

can try to set up a trap for it like an ambush that's

ambush that's

ambush that's crazy girl has a point shut up i've had

crazy girl has a point shut up i've had

crazy girl has a point shut up i've had enough out of you i've been outgunned or

enough out of you i've been outgunned or

enough out of you i've been outgunned or outnumbered or outmatched my whole life

outnumbered or outmatched my whole life

outnumbered or outmatched my whole life the only reason i'm still here is cause

the only reason i'm still here is cause

the only reason i'm still here is cause i know a thing or two about this cat

i know a thing or two about this cat

i know a thing or two about this cat mass game okay you know what that's

mass game okay you know what that's

mass game okay you know what that's enough convict wisdom

enough convict wisdom

enough convict wisdom for the night okay we're leaving let's

for the night okay we're leaving let's

for the night okay we're leaving let's go come on man think about it

go come on man think about it

go come on man think about it girl's right we've already managed to

girl's right we've already managed to

girl's right we've already managed to hurt it bad all we got to do now is

hurt it bad all we got to do now is

hurt it bad all we got to do now is finish it off

finish it off

finish it off look here it's always attacked us one at

look here it's always attacked us one at

look here it's always attacked us one at a time say we strategize a little bit we

a time say we strategize a little bit we

a time say we strategize a little bit we just might get the upper hand for one

just might get the upper hand for one

just might get the upper hand for one tried running matt

tried running matt

tried running matt that thing killed rose if we're gonna

that thing killed rose if we're gonna

that thing killed rose if we're gonna die tonight

die tonight

die tonight i'd rather die trying to fight back

i'd rather die trying to fight back

i'd rather die trying to fight back listen to yourselves

listen to yourselves

listen to yourselves it's crazy talk i'm leaving la dog's

it's crazy talk i'm leaving la dog's

it's crazy talk i'm leaving la dog's afraid to stand inside

afraid to stand inside

afraid to stand inside coward told you to sit there and keep

coward told you to sit there and keep

coward told you to sit there and keep your mouth shut prove me wrong man

your mouth shut prove me wrong man

your mouth shut prove me wrong man so what if we run matt for lucky enough

so what if we run matt for lucky enough

so what if we run matt for lucky enough to make it to town that thing's just

to make it to town that thing's just

to make it to town that thing's just gonna follow us

gonna follow us

gonna follow us right now there's only three of us in

right now there's only three of us in

right now there's only three of us in danger but as soon as you hit

danger but as soon as you hit

danger but as soon as you hit civilization those numbers go up

civilization those numbers go up

civilization those numbers go up fine

so what's the plan law dog first things

so what's the plan law dog first things first

guys look oh wow whatever the creature

guys look oh wow whatever the creature didn't miss a worn off didn't wear off

didn't miss a worn off didn't wear off

didn't miss a worn off didn't wear off it's dying and losing its power

it's dying and losing its power

it's dying and losing its power shit it just might make it through this

shit it just might make it through this

shit it just might make it through this after all

after all

after all 617's dispatch do you copy

617's dispatch do you copy

617's dispatch do you copy dispatch 617 do you copy shit the power

dispatch 617 do you copy shit the power

dispatch 617 do you copy shit the power must have went off

must have went off

must have went off well they're all dead give me your

well they're all dead give me your

well they're all dead give me your father

that's no signal you get back into town

that's no signal you get back into town anything to avoid a fight

anything to avoid a fight

anything to avoid a fight why can't you see this for what it is

why can't you see this for what it is

why can't you see this for what it is things on its knees now it's time to

things on its knees now it's time to

things on its knees now it's time to finish it off taking you both into town

finish it off taking you both into town

finish it off taking you both into town we're waiting for backup and that's it

we're waiting for backup and that's it

we're waiting for backup and that's it then remove the cuffs and give me my

then remove the cuffs and give me my

then remove the cuffs and give me my guns so i can finish it

guns so i can finish it

guns so i can finish it i know when to scrap and when to scurry

i know when to scrap and when to scurry

i know when to scrap and when to scurry and now's not the time

and now's not the time

and now's not the time to scurry you know what

to scurry you know what

to scurry you know what if you want to deal with this thing so

if you want to deal with this thing so

if you want to deal with this thing so bad would you be my guest

bad would you be my guest

bad would you be my guest best of luck

i can't run along now friend

i can't run along now friend sorry man listen to me okay

sorry man listen to me okay

sorry man listen to me okay this is a big mistake

this is a big mistake

this is a big mistake okay you're gonna get hurt maybe

looks like he was expecting us so much

looks like he was expecting us so much the element of surprise

the element of surprise

the element of surprise hey cowboy

you don't look so good all right just

you don't look so good all right just getting ready to strike what he does

getting ready to strike what he does

getting ready to strike what he does i'll go left you go right understand

ugh

ugh come on man take him out what are you

come on man take him out what are you

come on man take him out what are you waiting for can't get a clear stop i

waiting for can't get a clear stop i

waiting for can't get a clear stop i can't hold him much longer damn it

can't hold him much longer damn it

can't hold him much longer damn it take a shot

take a shot

take a shot [Music]

right

right oh shit i got shot yeah

oh shit i got shot yeah

oh shit i got shot yeah i thought you were dead it takes more

i thought you were dead it takes more

i thought you were dead it takes more than a gunshot wound to get rid of me

is it dead

is it dead yeah it looks that way jake saved my

yeah it looks that way jake saved my

yeah it looks that way jake saved my life

yeah i guess he did didn't he you two

yeah i guess he did didn't he you two cut that hero shit out

hey are you sure we're heading the right

hey are you sure we're heading the right way trust me

way trust me

way trust me i found my bearings don't worry if he

i found my bearings don't worry if he

i found my bearings don't worry if he gets lost i can always find my way to

gets lost i can always find my way to

gets lost i can always find my way to mexico still trying to escape

mexico still trying to escape

mexico still trying to escape i ain't going back to jail

did you hear that man you must have dog

did you hear that man you must have dog ears

ears

ears now that must be the first responders

now that must be the first responders

now that must be the first responders come on

[Music]

[Music] holy shit see

holy shit see

holy shit see that's why no one responded they're all

that's why no one responded they're all

that's why no one responded they're all fight for their lives

fight for their lives

fight for their lives looks like the fight's just getting

looks like the fight's just getting

looks like the fight's just getting [Applause]

[Music]

[Music] so

so

so [Music]

so

so [Music]

hey tommy did you remember to take the

hey tommy did you remember to take the car into bug spray

car into bug spray

car into bug spray they're kind of old darn it sally

they're kind of old darn it sally

they're kind of old darn it sally the brakes are fine these brakes aren't

the brakes are fine these brakes aren't

the brakes are fine these brakes aren't good

good

good can you stop being such a nervous nelly

can you stop being such a nervous nelly

can you stop being such a nervous nelly don't let this happen to you all this

don't let this happen to you all this

don't let this happen to you all this could have been prevented by a trip

could have been prevented by a trip

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