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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,400 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,080 EPISODE TWO 3 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,920 I'm not sure you realize how bad it is. 4 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,800 This quarter, Carole is last in every subject. 5 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,160 And that's not all. 6 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,280 Your daughter's conduct is liable to sanctions. 7 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,600 - You didn't know? - No. 8 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,520 Absenteeism, tardiness... 9 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,000 Your daughter came to class drunk. 10 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,240 Drinking during recess. 11 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,720 She vomited on a classmate's hair. 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,920 It happened in my class. 13 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,520 At 10 a.m. 14 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,680 We won't beat around the bush. 15 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,560 We may not keep Carole next year. 16 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,800 What'll become of her? You can't give up on her. 17 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,040 Us? 18 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,720 Give up on her? 19 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:27,040 We're not to blame. Take a look at yourselves, dammit! 20 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,200 Calm down, Ghislaine. 21 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,680 Sorry. 22 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,720 You should know my wife is ill. 23 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:44,320 Elvira has breast cancer. Treatment will begin soon. 24 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,200 I'm terribly sorry. We didn't know. 25 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,360 - You should have told us. - The kids don't know. 26 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,240 We don't want to upset them. 27 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,240 Sure. But kids are like sponges. 28 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,600 They pick up on every vibration. 29 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,520 We're going through a tough time, 30 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,720 so we may have neglected Carole to some extent. 31 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,080 Look, 32 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,480 that changes things a little. 33 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,000 We understand better. 34 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,080 We'll help Carole straighten out, but... 35 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,200 - Give us time. - Of course. 36 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,280 - You want Carole to be expelled? - But to mention treatment! 37 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,520 It was to save our daughter! 38 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,920 That's no way to solve problems. 39 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,400 Look, I'm sorry. 40 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:42,640 I don't know what got into me. I panicked, like we were the pupils! 41 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,680 - It just came out. - What if they tell the kids? 42 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,600 We'll worry later. When are your tests? 43 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,760 - This isn't the time. - It never is! 44 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,160 Why so vague? I need to know. 45 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,560 Did Sam tell Niklas? 46 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:01,920 I dunno. 47 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,440 I don't think so. 48 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,800 So, did she get kicked out? 49 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,800 None of your business, pal. 50 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,720 You like pizza? 51 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,480 Sure, of course. 52 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,360 My dad 53 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,480 makes... 54 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,480 Hey, Carole. 55 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,200 Hi, Mr. Lambert. 56 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,360 What exactly are you doing? 57 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,600 I'll see you back home. 58 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,200 No way, we're going right now. 59 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,040 Want my picture, asshole? 60 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,520 But makes you fat, like Carole. 61 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,080 Cram it. 62 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,200 Come over here. 63 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,040 Hey, Papà. 64 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,160 - How's my little girl? - Fine. 65 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,720 You don't look like it. 66 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,880 Don't I? I'm exercising again. 67 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:57,440 So: Ginger and Fred, Vitelloni, Leonardo da Vinci and Nonno. 68 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,240 Could I have some parmesan, please? 69 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,360 - Excuse me? - Some parmesan. 70 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,280 You tell him. 71 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,120 They're driving me nuts. 72 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,400 Nonno's pizzas are works of art. No changes allowed. 73 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,520 But I'll... 74 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,360 Where's my favorite girl? 75 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,120 Virginie? She stayed home. 76 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,080 A nasty bout of eczema. I'd better call her. 77 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,120 Women and breast cancer 78 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,040 Why didn't you answer? I was worried. 79 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,160 If I had a cell, it'd be a lot more practical. 80 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,240 Any better? 81 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,000 No. 82 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,640 Want a pizza anyway? 83 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,880 Yes. 84 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,400 - I'll get you the usual. - Ok. 85 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,080 - Later, sweetie. - Later. Love ya. 86 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,280 Don't microwave it. 87 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,640 Or don't come back to Nonno's. 88 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,480 Got that? 89 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,080 Here you go. 90 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,840 Who's the boy with your son? 91 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,040 His German pen pal. 92 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,760 You can't be serious. 93 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,600 That's not good. 94 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,080 No one sleeps with the Germans in our family. 95 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,880 Carole's not coming to give me a kiss? 96 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,320 She's busy. 97 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,960 Listen to me when I'm talking! 98 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,320 Cool it. Don't shout. 99 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,760 You think you're all grown up, but you're just a kid! 100 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,320 Screwing up like that. 101 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,400 We looked like asses in front of your teachers! 102 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,680 With what Mom's dealing with right now. 103 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,600 Why right now? 104 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,360 I dunno, everything she's gotta do, 105 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,520 her job, the house. 106 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,480 Since when do you worry about Mom? 107 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,920 That's new. 108 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,680 You think I don't pay enough attention to her? 109 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,080 Yeah. 110 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,080 It's like you don't give a shit. 111 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,600 Two missed calls. 112 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,440 I miss your dick! 113 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,360 You'd better change your tune. 114 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,000 No more nights out. You're staying home tonight. 115 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,040 I wasn't going out anyway. 116 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,160 Good. 117 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,520 Alright already. 118 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,440 Shouting is pointless. 119 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,200 I never raised my voice with you. 120 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,560 Never, not once. 121 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:02,080 He'd do better to come sell pizzas with us 122 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,640 instead of acting the big photographer. 123 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,240 Does he think by yelling he's in control? 124 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,600 Does he think he's in control because he yells? 125 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,680 Keep your money and your lectures. 126 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,120 You shouldn't talk to your daughter like that. 127 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,600 She'll be back. She can't live without Nonno's pizza. 128 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,680 You should look out for her. 129 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,720 Move. 130 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,360 Who's sending all those messages? 131 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,320 Must be a customer. 132 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,240 Can't they leave you alone during the weekend? 133 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,400 - A little lemonade, darling? - With pleasure. 134 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,160 Welcome. 135 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,320 Hey, we said the computer 136 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,520 is for homework, under supervision. 137 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,080 Let's have a look. 138 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,560 Mom? 139 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,840 Anchovies! 140 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,160 Spit it out. 141 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,320 Here. 142 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,200 - Mom? - Yes? 143 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,840 What'd your mom die of? 144 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,680 I don't want any after all. 145 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,800 She had an illness. 146 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,400 Eat around the anchovies. 147 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,520 - Could you have the illness? - Me? No. 148 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,080 Why the face? 149 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,640 Everything's fine. 150 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,880 Everyone's healthy. There's no war. No one's attacking us. 151 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,000 Ok? 152 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,800 Eat some pizza. 153 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,120 Mom? 154 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,320 What? 155 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,360 Did you know flies sneeze like this? 156 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,880 Carole, I'd like us to have a talk. 157 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,760 Wanna talk about this? 158 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,400 So you found your jacket! 159 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,440 - Where was it? - In the Jacuzzi pit. 160 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,720 Really? 161 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,280 That's odd. 162 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,280 Quit lying! 163 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,160 I looked for a thousand years! 164 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,520 Your friend's hocus pocus? 165 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,040 Not at all. 166 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,440 I'm sick of it! 167 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,440 Let the miracle of Scrubex put a spell on you. 168 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,880 With just one spray, 169 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,600 make grease vanish from your oven like magic. 170 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:17,080 Scrubex: the perfect potion to make your stove, 171 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,320 grill and hotplate like new. 172 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,520 Virginie doesn't like those anymore. 173 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,880 These'll be good in the Jacuzzi. Unbreakable. 174 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,360 Good idea. 175 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,680 - Your phone. - It can wait. 176 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,640 One more. 177 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,480 I'll go get water. Be right back. 178 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,240 Ladies and gents, don't forget our diabolical offer, 179 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,040 until 7 p.m. this evening. 180 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,560 Buy one Scrubex, get a free coupon. 181 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,360 You know I'm with the kids on the weekend. I can't pick up. 182 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,880 You don't answer my messages. I worry. 183 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,880 Ok, I know. 184 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,720 But it's a little complicated. 185 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,440 I'll stop by the pharmacy to explain. 186 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,640 I gotta go. 187 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,120 Scrubex is an all-purpose range of cleaning products. 188 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,240 100% effective, 100% amazing, 189 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,520 100% diabolical. 190 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,280 Look no more, 191 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,960 Scrubex will have you hooked. 192 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,960 You won't want to do without. 193 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,920 Try it, you'll love it. 194 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,360 Scrubex extra scour power will work miracles 195 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,480 to clean stoves, backsplashes, 196 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,920 grills and hotplates. 197 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,320 Elvira, 198 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,600 in the past few days I've had a revelation, 199 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,080 like an electric shock. 200 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,640 But first I want to say thank you. 201 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,280 Thank you for being the woman you are. 202 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,200 Thank you for being the mother you are. 203 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,520 I haven't said it much in recent years... 204 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,200 So here I go. 205 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,360 I always said it was for jerks, 206 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,280 for suburbanites, for wimps, 207 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,920 but I was the jerk. 208 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,120 Because today, 209 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,680 I want us to get married. 210 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:34,120 I want a ceremony that's like us, 211 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,680 with the kids, your dad, my brother, 212 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,760 everyone naked in the Jacuzzi! 213 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,280 Seriously, I want... 214 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,960 something simple, 215 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,880 something our own. 216 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,920 So there. 217 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,960 Sorry to have disturbed you, ladies and gents. 218 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,360 Have a good afternoon. 219 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,880 What I wouldn't give for a smoke! 220 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,520 I'm so proud of you. 221 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,920 I wanted to say... 222 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,760 For your tests, I really want to come with you. 223 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,720 You'll tell me when they are? 224 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,920 You can't close the studio just to come with me. 225 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,320 Sure I can. 226 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,120 I screwed up last time. I want to prove I care. 227 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,760 I'm sure the tests will come out fine and I'm not sick. 228 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,400 So am I. 229 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,240 You seem strange. 230 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,800 I was wondering... 231 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,640 Will you still want to marry me if I'm not sick? 232 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,400 Of course. 233 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,600 Of course! 234 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,160 - Really? - Sweetheart. 235 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:17,760 Mad and so plain to see, that it makes no sense to me 236 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:22,200 This exciting game, so fun yet so lame 237 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,120 You like to manipulate me 238 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,600 Hey. 239 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,800 I've been trying to reach you for hours. 240 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,040 I was with Manon. 241 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,160 It sucks! My dad grounded me. 242 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,440 You can't leave me by myself. 243 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,360 It's not my fault. It's that bitch French teacher. 244 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,320 We'll rip into that slut. 245 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,680 She'll regret it. 246 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,680 - I'll call you back. - Ok. 247 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,760 Can't you do that somewhere else? 248 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,440 Get outta here! 249 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:02,280 You like to manipulate me And I like to do the same 250 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,720 - What's the matter? - You ok? 251 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,800 What's wrong? 252 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,960 What's wrong? 253 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,400 It's nothing. She's a woman. 254 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,280 She cries, she laughs. That's how it is. 255 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,760 Open your mouth. 256 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,880 Open your mouth. 257 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,760 Try again. 258 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,640 It tastes weird. Where'd it come from? 259 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,120 Don't know the number. 260 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,960 - What're you doing? - It's an odd hour to call. 261 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,680 It could be important. 262 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,080 We don't need another Jacuzzi. 263 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,400 Right. 264 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,440 Hang on. 265 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,360 What? 266 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,280 Wait, I don't understand. 267 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,240 Just a minute. 268 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,520 Ok, we're on our way. 269 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,480 Carole's at the police station. 270 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,480 - What? - The police. We have to go get her. 271 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,840 It's awful. I'm so worried. 272 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,120 What's going on? 273 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,840 They were on rooftop, half-drunk. 274 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,240 One of their buddies fell. The guy's in ER. 275 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 What's with these kids? 276 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,680 In my day, girls didn't drink so much. 277 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,240 Goddammit. Stupid little punks! 278 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,760 Stupid little brat. 279 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,480 We gotta go get your scooter. 280 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,320 We sure didn't need this. 281 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,680 - Fuck! - Careful. 282 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,320 These kids are out of control. 283 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,960 I'll tell them you're sick. 284 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,600 Are you nuts! 285 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,440 Knock some sense into them. 286 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,760 - We can't upset them for no reason! - On the contrary! 287 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,720 They gotta learn what life is! 288 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,400 Watch the road! 289 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,200 - Dad... - Sorry. 290 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,400 - Are you ok? - Sorry, sorry, sorry! 291 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,840 Are you ok, baby? 292 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,320 - You ok? - I'm fine. I'm not hurt. 293 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,880 Goddammit! I'm such a mess. 294 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,920 Sorry, but it's so complicated right now. 295 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,320 I know. I'm sorry. 296 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,720 It's not just you. 297 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,080 Stop it! 298 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,360 - Come on. - What is it? 299 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,640 Come on. 300 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,920 Is it serious or not? 301 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,880 We don't know. 302 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,080 I need to have tests. It's surely a false alarm. 303 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,400 Something that looks like breast cancer, 304 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,240 but actually isn't. 305 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,400 Don't downplay it. 306 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,840 No point saying it's nothing if it turns out serious. 307 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,480 - I can tell I'm fine. - Wait for your results. 308 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,800 Alright already. 309 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,440 It's hard enough as it is. 310 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,880 That's true. 311 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,520 You're right. 312 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,720 We'll go to the biopsy together and we'll see. 313 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,160 The what? 314 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,600 The biopsy. 315 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,000 They take out a piece of your mom 316 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,920 and analyze it to know if it's serious. 317 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,640 How do you know that? 318 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,200 I looked into it. 319 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,560 No need to go into detail. 320 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,720 It'll all go fine. You mustn't worry. 321 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,240 Ok, Carole? 322 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,560 I love you, Mom. 323 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,840 My baby. 324 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,840 What's going on? 325 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,520 Thanks. 326 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,880 I wanna get kicked outta school, too. 327 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,520 You're freaking me out. 328 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,960 Everyone to bed. 329 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,000 Good night, everyone. 330 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,440 To bed. 331 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,400 I want my brother to know. 332 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,720 I want us to be alike. 333 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,920 To bed. 334 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,960 Can't you say "sister" while my pen pal's here? 335 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,320 He knows some words. "Brother" and "sister" 336 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,680 are simple enough to understand. 337 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,720 - This is serious. - No, we don't know yet. 338 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,080 What? Tell me what's going on. 339 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,400 Your mother's ill. 340 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,520 Mom has breast cancer. 341 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,720 Just a little lump, below my chest. 342 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,680 It's a tumor. 343 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,000 A tumor! 344 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,320 Calm down. 345 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,400 Sam, get a hold of yourself. You gotta control your emotions. 346 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,480 Say that again? 347 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,080 No hysteria in this house. 348 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,480 Everyone must keep cool until we get the test results. 349 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,320 Go fuck yourself. 350 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,000 You're too harsh. 351 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,800 What's going on? 352 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,720 Sam, baby. 353 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,760 Don't cry, baby. Don't cry. 354 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,000 There's a 99% chance that I'm fine. 355 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,880 I hope so. 356 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,800 - Please try harder with your father. - He doesn't try! 357 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,400 He does too. 358 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,640 He loves you so much. 359 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,560 Even if he's clumsy sometimes. 360 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,400 Why do they call it breast cancer? 361 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,040 They should call it breast canceler. 362 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,680 I promise you there's hope. 363 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,040 Sometimes I... 364 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,080 I feel like... 365 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,200 I feel like I'm falling. 366 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,200 I'm falling and... 367 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,240 No one's there to catch me. 368 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,760 This alert 369 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,760 reminds us we're a family 370 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,200 and that we show each other tolerance. 371 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,720 Or else, who'll show us tolerance? 372 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,240 There's so little love in this world. 373 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,760 I want a peaceful home. 374 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,240 I'd rather you wait in the car. 375 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,120 No, that way we can chat. 376 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,480 You're not alone. 377 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,480 Look, you must let me go by myself. 378 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,720 Because I... 379 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,080 I don't want you to see me as a sick person, 380 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,160 to associate me with the hospital and all that. 381 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,840 What'll help me live is for the illness never to interfere. 382 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,000 That's what'll make me feel pretty and alive. 383 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,200 You're thinking of your mother. 384 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,600 Exactly. 385 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,600 Go on. 386 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,560 I'll wait here. 387 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,320 Can I help you? 388 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,320 Excuse me? 389 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,000 Are you looking for something? 390 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,760 Oh, no. Thank you. 391 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,320 "Madame Bovary". Flaubert in 1836... 392 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,080 Can I help you? 393 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,920 It's about photography classes. With Patrick. 394 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,240 Is he your father? 395 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,400 You look like him. 396 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,840 He's not here? 397 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,200 No, I'm standing in for him. 398 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,600 Is something wrong? 399 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,400 Is that your mother? 400 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,600 She's beautiful. 401 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,680 And... 402 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,440 is he with her? 403 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,160 I guess so. 404 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,120 I can give you information if you want. 405 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,720 Want me to call my father? 406 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,840 No, there's no need. I'll come back. 407 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,200 Everything's fine. In the waiting room. I'm next. 408 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,080 I love you. 409 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:31,200 DEATH OF THE POISONER 410 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,920 - Hi, Dad. - So how's it goin'? 411 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,040 Fine. I'm working on my essay. 412 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,720 Any customers? 413 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,160 Just the pharmacist. She's was looking for you. 414 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,880 Did she say why? 415 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,320 She said she's hot for you and to go see her. 416 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,320 She did? 417 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,800 I'm joking! 418 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,240 She came in and acted weird. 419 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,480 Looking for you. 420 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,720 Very funny. 421 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,000 What about Mom? 422 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,880 Look, Mom's ok. 423 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,120 I just dropped her off. She was nervous. 424 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,720 But she'll be ok. Don't worry. 425 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,440 I love you, sweetie. 426 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,440 Me too, Dad. 427 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,520 I'm thinking of you, 428 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,200 and of Mom, too. 429 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,640 I'm gonna nail this essay. 430 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,840 Big hugs. 431 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,520 Mom's ok, she's having her tests. Dad's with her. 432 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,280 Should we tell Nonno? 433 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,240 See you later. 434 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,480 I don't have my glasses. Read it to me. 435 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,560 How'd it go? 436 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,640 All done. We'll get the results in a few days. 437 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,800 How? 438 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,680 In the mail. It won't be long. 439 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,400 Didn't they say anything else? 440 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,960 No. They said to wait. 441 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,120 - Elvira! - What's he doing here? 442 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,560 I dunno, I didn't say anything. 443 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,360 Why are you here? 444 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,560 If Sam hadn't told me, you'd have kept quiet, right? 445 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,080 It's nothing. Just a routine exam. 446 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,240 Then why are the kids so worried? 447 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,040 Coz they're kids. 448 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,760 What is this shit? 449 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,000 I'm afraid something'll happen to you, 450 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,960 to you, too. 451 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,400 I'm sorry. 452 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,640 No need to be sorry. Are you sick? 453 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,800 Maybe. 454 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,600 You know I love you? 455 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,120 I don't know it enough, Papà. 456 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,680 I added a pumice stone, Mrs. Arnaud. 457 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,800 - It's not mine. - It's a gift. 458 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,600 I see. 459 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,800 Is this a gift, too? 460 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,280 Not at all. You have to pay for it. 461 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,560 Thank you. 462 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,320 Hi. 463 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,560 Get lost. 464 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,400 What? 465 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,880 Is it for the wedding invitation? 466 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,760 Wait a sec. 467 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,120 Stick with your shitty life, 468 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,960 your shitty dreams, your bratty kids. 469 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,160 Think I'm being vulgar? 470 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:49,720 So are you. You're mediocre. 471 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,200 I'm not finished. 472 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,720 This way, please. 473 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,480 Wait, listen. 474 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,720 Elvira has breast cancer. 475 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,760 She was screened. 476 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,520 I get the feeling it's pretty serious. 477 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,640 Are you ok? 478 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,480 No, I'm not ok. 479 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,200 What do I do with that? 480 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,800 It's awful! 481 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,000 I'll be jealous of her, of her illness. I'll want her to die. 482 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,040 Please don't say that. 483 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,400 Go away! 484 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,680 - Hang on. - Go away! 485 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,800 Look. My letter for headquarters. 486 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,000 I'm taking him to labor court. 487 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,720 Brunet? 488 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,840 He said he dreamed I'd given birth to a monster, like in Alien. 489 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,080 His exact words? 490 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,240 I recorded it all. 491 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:14,880 Here. 492 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,200 Remember that life insurance claim 493 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,400 for a client named like a city? 494 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,440 Laval. 495 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,400 A palindrome. 496 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,240 Wasn't it breast cancer? 497 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,160 It was, but Laval is a palindrome. 498 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,680 A word that reads the same both ways. 499 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,240 Laval. 500 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,560 It was a joke. Thanks. 501 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,880 What for? 502 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,440 Brunet asked me for it. 503 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,680 - Coming to lunch? - I have to finish something. 504 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,480 Elvira! We're going to Gillers! 505 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,480 - It's lunch break. - Yeah, we gotta move ass. 506 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,760 Isn't the assessor supposed to go? 507 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,720 He is. 508 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,080 But if I know one thing, it's to distrust assessors. 509 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,600 All crooks. 510 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,240 Well? 511 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,840 The manager's gone to lunch at a Chinese restaurant 512 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,480 two blocks away. 513 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,800 Perfect. 514 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,520 You want to bother his lunch break? 515 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,160 Don't forget, the assessor comes today. 516 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,560 I hope Christine doesn't crack. 517 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,520 She's our weak link. 518 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,160 She's a wreck because we wrote off her son's computer. 519 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,680 And her new coffeemaker. 520 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,520 - Fair is fair. - Given our insurance premium. 521 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,920 I offered a receipt. 522 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,160 - But accounts didn't want it. - What for? 523 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,480 A hairdryer. 524 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,760 - We're not hairdressers. - It was a sweet offer. 525 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,160 I hope we don't get caught. 526 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,000 Don't worry, I'll cover you. 527 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,440 We'll have that assessor over a barrel. 528 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,000 Lying, Elvira, 529 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,560 is not easy for everyone. 530 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,360 When you lie, 531 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,600 it has to be airtight 532 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,880 and magnificent. 533 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,360 If you can't do it, 534 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,280 then tell the truth. 535 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,560 For instance, I don't lie, 536 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,440 simply because I have no memory. 537 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,240 Watch your spelling: D. 538 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,800 Or I'd have made a great crook. 539 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,360 You might say insurers are... 540 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,080 B. 541 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,520 You need to be creative not to get caught, 542 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,640 plus organization skills, 543 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,120 and a cool head. 544 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,040 I'm too sentimental. 545 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,520 And remember this, Elvira: 546 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,160 Always be wary of your neighbors. 547 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,880 Subtitles: Mariette Kelley & Cynthia Schoch 36610

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