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: THERE'S THE MAYOR.
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LET'S SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY
THIS TIME.
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SIXTH ROBBERY IN TWO MONTHS?
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IMAGINE IF THIS WASN'T
A "SAFE AND SOUND" COMMUNITY.
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I PROMISE YOU,
MAYOR DANIELSON,
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WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MY NANNY COULD'VE
CRACKED THIS CASE FASTER.
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WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
PUT HER ON THE FORCE.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW
EMBARRASSING THIS IS?
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I LIVE HERE!
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EVERY DAY, I HAVE TO
REASSURE MY NEIGHBORS
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THE POLICE ARE "THIS CLOSE"
TO FINDING THE PERPETRATOR.
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AND NOW THIS.
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POOR JIM DONAHOE IN THE I.C.U.
WITH SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA.
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WELL, AT LEAST HIS WIFE
WAS OUT OF TOWN,
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ESCAPED INJURY.
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GOTTA BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT.
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: I AM.
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BUT WHEN PEOPLE
START GETTING HURT,
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THAT'S A LINE
IN THE SAND,
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AND YOU KNOW THAT.
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YOU ALSO KNOW
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WHAT A TOUGH RE-ELECTION
CAMPAIGN I'M FIGHTING,
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GETTING TOUGHER
BY THE ROBBERY.
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CAPTAIN MILANO, I WANT--
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...NEED YOU
TO ESCALATE THIS CASE.
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WHATEVER IT TAKES.
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AND I'M TALKING YESTERDAY.
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FIRST, A REMINDER
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THAT OUR GOOD BUDDY
AND COLLEAGUE,
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GRIFF HOOLAHAN,
WILL BE RETIRING NEXT WEEK
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AFTER 37 OUTSTANDING YEARS
OF SERVICE.
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37 YEARS!
THAT'S AMAZING!
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GRIFF'S EXIT OPENS UP
THE NEW LEAD SLOT
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ON THE POPLAR POINT
INVESTIGATION,
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WHICH, DUE TO THE INCREASE
IN VIOLENCE,
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IS NOW THE NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY
FOR MAYOR DANIELSON
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AND THIS DEPARTMENT.
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LOSING GRIFF ALSO OPENS UP
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A LEVEL-TWO POSITION HERE
IN ROBBERY.
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IN PLAIN ENGLISH--
A PROMOTION.
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WHAT'RE YOU
LOOKING AT, LOGAN?
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THE ONLY UPGRADE YOU'LL BE
GETTING IS ON A RENT-A-CAR.
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ROSARIO?
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CAPTAIN, I'M ABOUT WRAPPED UP ON
THE THIRD STREET CASE, SO--
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AND JUST LET ME SAY,
GREAT WORK, DETECTIVE.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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AS A RESULT, I COULD
JUMP RIGHT INTO POPLAR POINT.
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IF YOU AGREE.
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-SIR.
-: WHAT A KISS-UP.
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
DETECTIVE?
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OH, JUST, UM...
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HOW TERRIFIC IT IS
FOR THE PRECINCT
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THAT DETECTIVE RAMOS SO CAPABLY
CLOSED IN ON THIRD STREET, SIR.
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SHE LOOKS GOOD,
WE LOOK GOOD.
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DETECTIVE RAMOS, SEE ME
IN MY OFFICE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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THE REST OF YOU,
BACK TO WORK.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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THEY GOT THIS
GREAT NEW INVENTION--
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IT'S CALLED "KNOCKING."
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I GOTTA BE ON POPLAR POINT.
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NOT A CHANCE.
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GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON.
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I CAN GIVE YOU SIX!
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ONE FOR EACH ROBBERY,
PLUS A VICTIM STILL IN I.C.U.
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IS HE GONNA
MAKE IT?
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AH, IT'S TOUCH-AND-GO.
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LAST REPORT, HE WAS
STILL UNCONSCIOUS.
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-OUCH!
-EXACTLY.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MAYOR SAID
TO ME TODAY?
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HER NANNY
COULD'VE SOLVED THE CASE FASTER.
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DOUBLE OUCH.
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I DON'T THINK
SHE EVEN HAS A NANNY.
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THAT'S IT!
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I GOTTA GO UNDERCOVER.
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AS A NANNY.
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"MANNY." WHATEVER.
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TO GET IN THERE
AND INFILTRATE POPLAR POINT.
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WELL, HOOLAHAN'S ALREADY
RULED OUT AN INSIDE JOB.
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ALL DUE RESPECT,
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HOOLAHAN HAS HAD ONE FOOT OUT
THE DOOR FOR, LIKE, MONTHS ON--
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WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEBODY
THAT'S HUNGRY AND COMMITTED
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TO BUST THROUGH THIS.
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THAT'S WHY
I'M PUTTING RAMOS ON IT.
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I DO LIKE
THE UNDERCOVER NANNY BIT.
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IT'S INVENTIVE.
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I KNOW!
I THOUGHT OF IT!
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WELL, EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK
IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY, LOGAN.
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-NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST--
-NO.
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CAPTAIN, YOU'RE NOT--
YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.
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I THOUGHT OF THIS.
THIS IS MY IDEA, MY CASE.
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I DESERVE THIS.
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RAMOS DESERVES IT
FOR CRACKING THIRD STREET!
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FRANKLY, LOGAN,
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO--
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-INVENTIVE?
-IMPULSIVE!
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YOU CAN'T JUST
JUMP IN HALF-BAKED.
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NOT WITH THE MAYOR
BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS.
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YOUR NECK, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TRYING TO HELP SAVE HERE.
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OKAY.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT KIDS?
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ASIDE FROM HOW TO AVOID
HAVING ANY OF YOUR OWN.
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I AM JUST WAITING
FOR MISS RIGHT,
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AND I KNOW PLENTY ABOUT KIDS.
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I GREW UP WITH FOUR
YOUNGER BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
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I HELPED MY PARENTS OUT
WITH THEM, LIKE, ALL THE TIME!
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I JUST NEED A LITTLE BRUSH-UP
ON THE BASICS,
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AND I WILL BE--
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-...GOOD TO GO.
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THAT'S RAMOS.
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CAPTAIN, I WANT THIS!
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I WANT TO
PROTECT THAT NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I WANT TO PUT THAT THIEF
BEHIND BARS.
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I WANT TO GET THE MAYOR
BACK ON OUR TEAM!
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THERE'S AN EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
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THAT FRONTS US
ON CASES LIKE THIS.
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THEY'LL PUT YOU
IN THEIR SYSTEM...
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AND WE'LL GO FROM THERE.
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YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS.
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RAMOS.
I LOVE THE VEST.
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OKAY...
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"ALWAYS UTILIZE CURRENCIES
IMPORTANT TO YOUR CHILD
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TO INCENTIFY
APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR."
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MAKES SENSE.
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"NEVER UTILIZE CURRENCIES
IMPORTANT TO YOUR CHILD
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TO INCENTIFY
APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR."
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"DON'T OVERESTIMATE
YOUR CHILD'S APPARENT PROBLEM."
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"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE
YOUR CHILD'S APPARENT PROBLEM."
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OR...
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JUST FLIP A COIN.
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LOGAN!
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JUST HEARD FROM
THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.
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YOU'RE IN LUCK.
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COUPLE FROM POPLAR POINT,
PAIR OF LAWYERS,
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JUST LOST THEIR NANNY.
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THEY NEED A NEW ONE A.S.A.P.
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-: LATER, CALVIN.
LATER.
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AND THEY'RE OKAY
WITH A MALE NANNY?
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WELL, THE LAST ONE
WAS A WOMAN,
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AND THAT
DIDN'T WORK OUT,
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SO, YEAH, THEY'RE OPEN,
AND THEY HAVE A SON,
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SO A "MANNY"
COULD BE A PLUS.
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WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THEIR LAST NANNY?
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HOW WOULD I KNOW?
JUST GO AND MEET THESE PEOPLE
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TOMORROW MORNING FIRST THING,
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MAKE 'EM LIKE YOU.
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TALL ORDER, I KNOW.
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HOOLAHAN'S NOTES ON THE CASE.
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OH! DON'T FORGET THESE.
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KEYS?
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FOR WHAT?
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YOUR NEW VEHICLE.
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OUR TREAT.
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THE CHICKS
ARE GONNA LOVE THIS.
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WELL, AT LEAST
I'LL HAVE AN EXCUSE
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FOR BEING DATELESS.
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WHAT'S YOURS?
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BEST "MANNY" EVER!
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WHO ARE YOU?
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HI! I'M MIKE.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
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YOU COULD BE THE ROBBER.
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WELL, I PROMISE,
I'M NOT THE ROBBER.
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IS YOUR MOMMY OR DADDY HOME?
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AVA, I TOLD YOU--
NO OPENING THE DOOR BY YOURSELF.
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YOU MUST BE MIKE.
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HI. LIZZIE BANNERMAN.
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HI.
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SORRY. WE'VE ALL BEEN A LITTLE
ON-EDGE SINCE THE ROBBERIES.
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WELL, I'M HERE
TO SERVE AND PROTECT.
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FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING.
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PLEASE, COME ON IN.
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AND I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
FOR THE MESS.
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I NEED YOU
TO FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST
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AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL.
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NO. YEAH-- NO.
IT'S, UH...
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AGNES EDWARDS. YES.
LETHBRIDGE, MINNESOTA.
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-NO, DON'T GO IN THERE.
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...I'LL TALK TO YOU
IN A FEW MINUTES. OKAY. BYE-BYE.
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-HERE YOU GO.
-OKAY, THANKS, BABE. ALRIGHT.
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YEAH. NO.
I GOT THAT, TOO.
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HI. KEVIN BANNERMAN.
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UH, LISTEN, I AM
CRAZY LATE FOR COURT,
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BUT LIZZIE'LL TALK TO YOU.
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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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ALRIGHT.
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ALRIGHT, KIDS, WE GOTTA HURRY.
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BUS IS GONNA BE HERE
IN TWO MINUTES.
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MOMMY, I DON'T
LIKE MY PIGTAILS.
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MOM, MY STOMACH HURTS.
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I SHOULD PROBABLY
STAY HOME.
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AVA, YOUR PIGTAILS
LOOK FANTASTIC.
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LUCAS, HONEY,
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YOU CAN'T HAVE
A STOMACH ACHE EVERY DAY.
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WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL,
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IF YOU STILL DON'T FEEL WELL,
JUST GIVE ME A CALL AND THEN--
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NO, I'M GONNA BE
IN DEPOSITIONS ALL DAY LONG.
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CALL MIKE HERE, AND--
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
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DO I HAVE THE JOB?
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THE AGENCY DID
THEIR BACKGROUND CHECKS,
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SAID YOU WERE THE BEST,
SO, YEAH.
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: OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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DID MY PANCAKES DIE?
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OKAY, THAT'S OKAY, HONEY.
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JUST GRAB A SCONE.
CHESTER--
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CHESTER!
STEP AWAY FROM THE PANCAKES!
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LET'S JUST GIVE IT A TRY,
SHALL WE?
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OKAY, GUYS.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
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WE'RE GONNA JUST...
OH, GOSH.
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UM...
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I'M SORRY, MIKE,
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BUT COULD I ASK YOU TO TIDY UP
AROUND HERE A LITTLE BIT?
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YOUR MESS IS, UH,
IS MY MESS.
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I GOT IT COVERED.
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00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,175
THANKS A MILLION.
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00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:25,050
OUR CELLPHONE NUMBERS
ARE ON THE FRIDGE, AND...
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WHEW. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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DON'T FORGET--
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DOORS LOCKED AT ALL TIMES.
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GOT IT.
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OKAY.
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ALRIGHT, GUYS!
LET'S GO.
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HAVE A GREAT DAY,
BANNERMANS!
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REALLY?
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-HELLO!
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HELLO, LADIES. HI.
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ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I'M MIKE LOGAN,
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I'M THE BANNERMANS' NEW
NANNY... "MANNY."
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OR WHATEVER.
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JUST HAPPY
TO BE ONBOARD.
235
00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,799
AND YOU ARE?
236
00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:05,715
MARIAH KINGSLEY.
"MISS" MARIAH KINGSLEY.
237
00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,049
WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU--
238
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-MISS MARIAH KINGSLEY.
-GLORIA MUELLER.
239
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:10,049
BEEN A NANNY LONGER
THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE.
240
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:12,424
LONGER THAN MOST PEOPLE
HAVE BEEN ALIVE.
241
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,424
AND THE THIRD
MUSKETEER IS?
242
00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:15,591
JESSIE WHITE.
243
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:18,049
I WORK FOR
THE WARNERS ACROSS THE STREET.
244
00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:21,091
OH! GREAT. WE'RE NEIGHBORS.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
245
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,174
WARMIN' UP
FOR SOMETHING BIG?
246
00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:24,424
JUST GETTING
MY STEPS IN.
247
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:27,257
12,000 TODAY,
THAT'S ALMOST 6 MILES.
248
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:28,673
WOW, THAT'S VERY AMBITIOUS.
249
00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:30,257
YOU MUST BE IN GREAT SHAPE.
250
00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:31,799
WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR EXERCISE, MIKE?
251
00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:34,174
BESIDES WORKING OUT
YOUR PICK-UP LINES?
252
00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:36,673
I WILL RACE YOU
ANY DAY, JESSIE.
253
00:13:36,673 --> 00:13:37,715
OKAY.
254
00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:39,465
SO, I GUESS IT'S
BEEN A LITTLE BIT
255
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:40,465
SCARY HERE LATELY, RIGHT?
256
00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:41,548
WITH ALL
THE BREAK-INS?
257
00:13:41,548 --> 00:13:43,007
WHAT'S SCARY IS THEY DIDN'T
258
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:45,465
CATCH THE SON-OF-A-GUN
AFTER THE FIRST FIVE ROBBERIES.
259
00:13:45,465 --> 00:13:46,715
NOW VIOLENCE.
260
00:13:46,715 --> 00:13:48,091
LOSER COPS.
261
00:13:48,091 --> 00:13:49,757
THERE'S MORE CHANCE ONE OF US
COULD CATCH THE GUY.
262
00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:54,257
YOU GUYS SEEN ANYTHING
OR ANYONE, YOU KNOW, WEIRD?
263
00:13:54,257 --> 00:13:55,590
YOU KNOW, COME
TO THINK OF IT,
264
00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:58,091
THERE WAS THAT STRANGE GUY
HANGING AROUND LATELY.
265
00:13:58,091 --> 00:13:59,840
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
LOOK OUT FOR HIM.
266
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,132
-REALLY?
-YEAH. YEAH.
267
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:05,548
HE'S ABOUT 6'2",
BROWN HAIR, BLUE EYES.
268
00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:08,381
DRIVES A RED VAN,
CALLS HIMSELF "MIKE."
269
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,091
JUST A LITTLE
NEW-NANNY HUMOR.
270
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,507
-AHH!
-GOOD LUCK, MIKE!
271
00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:14,507
THANKS.
272
00:14:17,298 --> 00:14:19,465
-WAIT UP!
-KEEP UP!
273
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,799
THAT'S A LOT OF PINK.
274
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:04,423
CHESTER, CHESTER...
275
00:15:06,423 --> 00:15:07,632
OFF!
276
00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:08,799
BAD DOG.
277
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,632
LORETTA'S HEAD FELL OFF.
278
00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:12,381
CAN YOU SEW IT
BACK ON, PLEASE?
279
00:15:12,381 --> 00:15:15,632
YOU WANT ME TO SEW?
LIKE, NOW?
280
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:20,173
OKAY-OKAY-OKAY-OKAY!
I'LL SEW. I'LL SEW.
281
00:15:28,256 --> 00:15:29,632
AHH!
282
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:31,215
DID YOU HURT LORETTA?
283
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:32,672
OW!
284
00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:36,173
NO, AVA,
LORETTA IS JUST FINE.
285
00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:39,381
KIDS, THE BUS JUST DROVE AWAY.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE HORN?
286
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:42,298
THIS GUY HASN'T EVEN
MADE BREAKFAST. OR LUNCH.
287
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,964
OHH! UH, IT'S, UH--
GETTING THERE.
288
00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:48,964
WELL, THIS IS...
INTERESTING.
289
00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,839
THAT IS A WORK
IN PROGRESS.
290
00:15:50,839 --> 00:15:52,839
-OH!
291
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:56,256
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
292
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,589
AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE BUS,
293
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,506
I WILL-- I WILL TAKE
THE KIDS TO SCHOOL.
294
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:00,839
IN THAT
MARY POPPINS-MOBILE?
295
00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:01,839
NO WAY!
296
00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:04,256
OH, MY GOSH,
I LOVE MARY POPPINS.
297
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,340
♪ CHIM-CHIMINEY
CHIM-CHIMINEY ♪
298
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,672
♪ CHIM-CHIM-CHER-OO
299
00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:09,256
MORNING, TROOPS.
300
00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:11,881
HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS
BE ON THE BUS?
301
00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:13,714
MIKE MESSED UP.
302
00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:16,340
BUT HE'S DRIVING US
SO HE DOESN'T GET FIRED.
303
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,256
KIDS!
304
00:16:18,256 --> 00:16:19,881
YEAH. LUCAS?
305
00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:22,756
WHAT SAY ME AND YOU
SHOOT SOME BASKETBALL
306
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,298
THIS WEEKEND, HUH?
307
00:16:24,298 --> 00:16:25,589
GET YOU READY FOR TRYOUTS?
308
00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:27,297
BASKETBALL? REALLY?
309
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:28,380
BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING
310
00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:29,923
AT ONE OF THE SPORT'S
SECRET WEAPONS, RIGHT HERE.
311
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,798
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
COACH LUCAS. YOU KNOW?
312
00:16:31,798 --> 00:16:33,547
HE REALLY WANTS TO
BE ON THE TEAM.
313
00:16:33,547 --> 00:16:34,422
NO, I DON'T.
314
00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:35,881
BASKETBALL'S STUPID.
315
00:16:35,881 --> 00:16:37,380
OKAY, LET'S JUST
GET TO SCHOOL.
316
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,380
WE CAN ARGUE
ABOUT SPORTS LATER.
317
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:40,631
OH! MIKE.
318
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:42,464
CAN YOU COOK UP
A TOFU STIR-FRY FOR DINNER?
319
00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:44,048
EVERYTHING YOU NEED'S
IN THE FRIDGE.
320
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:45,380
YOU GOT IT.
321
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,048
THANK YOU.
322
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,589
-OKAY.
-YEAH.
323
00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:49,923
BYE, KIDS!
324
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:57,547
THIS... IS PATHETIC.
325
00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:16,547
SEE? ON TIME AFTER ALL.
JUST LIKE THE BUS.
326
00:17:16,547 --> 00:17:17,714
ONLY BECAUSE
327
00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:19,089
THE BUS DRIVER MAKES,
LIKE, A MILLION STOPS.
328
00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:21,089
YOU DRIVE LIKE AN OLD LADY.
329
00:17:22,672 --> 00:17:25,297
HEY... "LUCAS PUKE-US."
330
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,464
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
JOINING BASKETBALL.
331
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,005
LOSER.
332
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,380
EVERYTHING OKAY HERE, BUD?
333
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,589
YEAH... GREAT.
334
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,422
SEE YA.
335
00:17:40,922 --> 00:17:42,339
MORNING.
336
00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:43,089
HI!
337
00:17:43,089 --> 00:17:44,089
HI. JESSIE, RIGHT?
338
00:17:44,089 --> 00:17:46,922
YEAH. UH...
339
00:17:46,922 --> 00:17:48,339
IS THAT-- DO YOU...
340
00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:50,547
DO YOU HAVE PEANUT BUTTER
IN YOUR HAIR?
341
00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:52,672
OH...
342
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,589
YEAH, THIS IS, UH...
VERY GOOD CONDITIONER.
343
00:17:55,589 --> 00:17:56,631
YOU SHOULD
TRY IT SOMETIME.
344
00:17:56,631 --> 00:17:58,422
: BYE!
345
00:17:58,422 --> 00:17:59,130
-BYE!
-BYE, GUYS.
346
00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:00,880
BYE.
347
00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:04,339
YOU, UH, MISSED THE BUS, TOO,
THIS MORNING?
348
00:18:04,339 --> 00:18:06,339
YEAH, SLIGHT
BREAKFAST MALFUNCTION.
349
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:07,963
THOSE TWO ARE PRETTY CLOSE.
350
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,922
YEAH, YEAH.
THEY ARE PLAYDATE PALS.
351
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,963
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NEIGHBORS,
SO IT'S EASY.
352
00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:16,089
OH. ARE THE NEIGHBORS
ALL PRETTY CLOSE?
353
00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:17,506
YEAH. SOME. SOME ARE.
354
00:18:17,506 --> 00:18:18,922
YOU KNOW, SOME KEEP
TO THEMSELVES.
355
00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:20,546
HONESTLY, A LOT OF PEOPLE
HAVE CLAMMED UP
356
00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:21,963
SINCE THE ROBBERIES.
357
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:23,838
HEY, WE SHOULD GET THE GIRLS
TOGETHER FOR A PLAYDATE
358
00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:25,464
AFTER SCHOOL TODAY,
MAYBE GO TO THE PARK
359
00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:26,464
OR SOMETHING.
360
00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:27,922
I CAN'T.
THAT'S BABY'S NAP TIME.
361
00:18:27,922 --> 00:18:29,588
THE BABY?
THEY BABY'S A BABY!
362
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:30,755
HE CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE.
363
00:18:30,755 --> 00:18:32,172
UH, IT'S A SHE,
364
00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:33,838
AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT EVEN YOU
365
00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:35,713
KNOW THAT
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
366
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:38,005
BESIDES, I--
I'VE GOT TO STUDY.
367
00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:39,755
OH? STUDY FOR WHAT?
368
00:18:39,755 --> 00:18:43,089
I'M GETTING MY MASTER'S DEGREE
IN CHILD PSYCHOLOGY.
369
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,089
OKAY, THAT'S SCARY.
370
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,630
WHY? YOU WORRIED YOU'RE GONNA
BE MY FIRST CLIENT?
371
00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:50,505
NO. I MEAN, HOW DO YOU
POSSIBLY FIND TIME
372
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,172
TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH...
373
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,546
...ALL THIS?
374
00:18:54,546 --> 00:18:56,546
WELL, I TAKE CLASSES ONLINE,
SO THAT HELPS.
375
00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:58,505
AND BESIDES,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--
376
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,047
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE,
JUST ASK A BUSY PERSON TO DO IT.
377
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,379
EXACTLY! WHICH IS WHY
378
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,463
A SUPER-MULTITASKER
LIKE YOURSELF
379
00:19:04,463 --> 00:19:06,838
SHOULD BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE IN
A LITTLE PLAYDATE.
380
00:19:20,171 --> 00:19:21,713
YOU KNIT, TOO?
381
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,171
WHAT DON'T YOU DO?
382
00:19:23,171 --> 00:19:24,838
IT'S, UH,
IT'S NOT KNITTING,
383
00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:26,463
IT'S CROCHETING.
384
00:19:26,463 --> 00:19:28,088
I LOVE IT.
TOTALLY RELAXES ME.
385
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,421
I'M MAKING A BLANKET
A BLANKET FOR CARLY.
386
00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:31,797
OH, VERY COOL.
LUCKY BABY.
387
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,713
SO, WHERE DID YOU WORK
BEFORE POPLAR POINT?
388
00:19:35,713 --> 00:19:37,046
DOWNTOWN.
389
00:19:37,046 --> 00:19:40,963
I MEAN, FOR A FAMILY
THAT USED TO LIVE DOWNTOWN.
390
00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:43,046
ONE OF THOSE FANCY LOFTS.
391
00:19:43,046 --> 00:19:44,797
BUT THEY MOVED.
392
00:19:44,797 --> 00:19:46,880
FAR AWAY. TO CANADA.
393
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,046
BUT I DIDN'T.
YOU KNOW. MOVE.
394
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,880
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
395
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,213
WITH THE WARNERS?
396
00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:56,921
OH, COMING UP
ON A YEAR. IN AUGUST.
397
00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:58,588
YEAH, I ADORE MRS. WARNER.
398
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,088
SHE'S A--
SHE'S A GREAT MOM.
399
00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:01,630
MM-HMM.
AND MR. WARNER?
400
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,755
HE'S A GOOD DAD.
401
00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:04,213
HE'S A WORKAHOLIC.
402
00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,921
YOU KNOW THE "TIRES
ON THE GO" STORES?
403
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:08,254
THOSE ARE HIS.
404
00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:10,463
WHOA! HE MUST DO PRETTY WELL.
405
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:15,505
HEY, WHAT DID YOU
MEAN EARLIER,
406
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,837
WHEN YOU SAID EVERYONE'S
"CLAMMED UP"
407
00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:19,213
SINCE THE ROBBERIES?
408
00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:20,254
JUST THAT PEOPLE
409
00:20:20,254 --> 00:20:21,754
ARE LOOKING OVER
THEIR SHOULDERS MORE.
410
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,046
DO THEY THINK THAT
SOMEONE AROUND POPLAR POINT
411
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:24,046
IS THE BURGLAR?
412
00:20:25,962 --> 00:20:27,213
MAYBE. YEAH.
413
00:20:27,213 --> 00:20:30,796
ALTHOUGH I HEARD THAT
THE POLICE DON'T THINK SO.
414
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,004
DO YOU THINK SO?
415
00:20:33,088 --> 00:20:35,046
IF I HAD TO GUESS?
416
00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:36,254
YEAH.
417
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,670
DON'T LISTEN TO ME, THOUGH.
418
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,129
I'M JUST AN AMATEUR
SLEUTH AT HEART.
419
00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:41,921
REALLY? ME TOO.
420
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,587
ESPECIALLY THE "AMATEUR" PART.
421
00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:44,505
HA-HAH!
422
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:46,088
CAN I HAVE A JUICE BOX?
423
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,296
A JUICE BOX?
424
00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:49,171
UH...
425
00:20:49,171 --> 00:20:51,171
MIKE,
WHERE'S YOUR STUFF?
426
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:54,046
MY STUFF?
427
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,254
YEAH. ALL YOUR KID STUFF.
428
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,796
I REALLY WANT A JUICE BOX!
429
00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:58,962
: I GOT ONE.
430
00:20:58,962 --> 00:21:01,046
OKAY.
431
00:21:01,046 --> 00:21:02,754
-THERE YOU GO.
-THERE'S YOUR JUICE BOX.
432
00:21:02,754 --> 00:21:03,837
WANT ONE?
433
00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:05,254
CAN YOU OPEN IT?
434
00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:07,629
YEAH.
435
00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:16,962
THE STRAW GOES
IN THE LITTLE HOLE ON TOP.
436
00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:28,129
WORST NANNY EVER.
437
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,046
THERE'S A LITTLE
HOLE RIGHT THERE.
438
00:21:32,046 --> 00:21:34,545
THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURE
IN THESE THINGS.
439
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,837
MY LAST KIDS, THEY WERE--
THEY WERE A LITTLE BIT--
440
00:21:38,837 --> 00:21:39,921
THEY WERE
A LITTLE BIT OLDER,
441
00:21:39,921 --> 00:21:41,712
THEY WERE PAST THE WHOLE
JUICE BOX THING.
442
00:21:42,879 --> 00:21:45,088
YOU'RE A WEIRD NANNY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
443
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,004
OKAY.
444
00:22:09,879 --> 00:22:11,212
WANNA PLAY "PRINCESS"?
445
00:22:11,212 --> 00:22:12,629
YEAH!
446
00:22:12,629 --> 00:22:14,087
JUST GIVE ME A FEW
MINUTES, OKAY?
447
00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:16,295
-OKAY.
-OKAY.
448
00:22:36,712 --> 00:22:39,212
WHOA.
PURPLE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.
449
00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:40,878
SHH, SHH, SHH!
I'M PLAYING WITH THE KID, MAN.
450
00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:42,961
CALVIN,
YOU ARE SUCH A LIFE-SAVER.
451
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,753
YOU BETTER GET DOWN WITH
THE COOKING THING, BRO,
452
00:22:44,753 --> 00:22:46,378
OR YOU ARE TOAST.
453
00:22:46,378 --> 00:22:47,753
NO PUN INTENDED.
454
00:22:47,753 --> 00:22:50,045
I KNOW. I'M ON IT.
JUST A LOT GOING ON.
455
00:22:50,045 --> 00:22:51,170
: MIKE! COME ON!
456
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,920
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
457
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,795
YEAH? WHAT ARE
YOU FINDING OUT?
458
00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:56,253
ASIDE FROM
HOW TO GRANT WISHES?
459
00:22:56,253 --> 00:22:58,337
THAT I GOT TO GET THESE PEOPLE
TO START TALKING,
460
00:22:58,337 --> 00:22:59,628
BUT FIRST, THEY GOT TO EAT.
461
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,711
THANKS AGAIN, MAN.
462
00:23:03,378 --> 00:23:05,087
CLASSIC.
463
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:13,337
MIKE!
THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS.
464
00:23:13,337 --> 00:23:15,253
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
I WHIPPED UP.
465
00:23:15,253 --> 00:23:16,753
ALTHOUGH
I DON'T REMEMBER
466
00:23:16,753 --> 00:23:19,170
LEAVING YOU PEPPERCORNS
TO ADD IN.
467
00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:20,711
WHAT IS THAT?
BLACK BEAN SAUCE?
468
00:23:20,711 --> 00:23:25,337
YEAH, I JUST, UH... PUT MY OWN
LITTLE PERSONAL SPIN ON IT.
469
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:26,878
MM.
470
00:23:26,878 --> 00:23:30,253
DON'T WAIT FOR ME, THOUGH.
PLEASE, EVERYBODY, DIG IN.
471
00:23:30,253 --> 00:23:32,753
MIKE AND I PLAYED
"PRINCESS" TODAY.
472
00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:34,003
YOU DID?
473
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:35,212
WOW!
474
00:23:35,461 --> 00:23:37,795
MIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT AVA
WANTS TO PLAY THE PRINCESS
475
00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:38,920
IN THE CLASS PRODUCTION--
476
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,795
-...OF SLEEPING BEAUTY?
-WHAT?
477
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,212
COULD YOU HELP ME
REHEARSE FOR IT?
478
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:43,795
ABSOLUTELY!
479
00:23:43,795 --> 00:23:45,253
AS LONG AS I HAVE TIME
480
00:23:45,253 --> 00:23:48,045
TO PRACTICE B-BALL
WITH THE LUKE-MAN.
481
00:23:48,045 --> 00:23:49,212
WOULD YOU LET IT GO?
482
00:23:49,212 --> 00:23:51,336
NOPE. AVA'S GONNA
BE IN THE PLAY,
483
00:23:51,336 --> 00:23:53,128
AND YOU ARE GONNA MAKE
THE BASKETBALL TEAM.
484
00:23:53,128 --> 00:23:55,336
NOW EAT YOUR TOFU.
485
00:23:58,128 --> 00:24:00,377
THIS IS GREAT, MIKE.
486
00:24:00,377 --> 00:24:02,461
IT'S AS GOOD AS THEY MAKE
AT PANDA KITCHEN.
487
00:24:13,336 --> 00:24:15,920
WELL, THAT'S
THE LAST OF 'EM.
488
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,252
I COULD'VE GOT THOSE.
489
00:24:17,252 --> 00:24:19,753
PLEASE, YOU'RE DOING
ENOUGH AROUND HERE.
490
00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:21,336
BESIDES, I STILL HAVE
491
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,294
THREE HOURS OF CASE WORK
TO FINISH TONIGHT,
492
00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:25,045
SO I'M KIND OF STALLING.
493
00:24:25,045 --> 00:24:28,003
DO YOU LIKE BEING A LAWYER?
494
00:24:28,003 --> 00:24:29,377
I LIKE THE LAW.
495
00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:31,836
I LIKE BRINGING THE GUILTY
TO JUSTICE.
496
00:24:31,836 --> 00:24:34,252
EXACTLY!
497
00:24:34,252 --> 00:24:35,961
I MEAN--
498
00:24:35,961 --> 00:24:39,127
SO YOU MUST HAVE SOME IDEA OF
WHO'S BREAKING IN AROUND HERE.
499
00:24:39,127 --> 00:24:41,503
NOT REALLY.
500
00:24:41,503 --> 00:24:43,836
BUT IF I'VE LEARNED ONE THING
AS A LAWYER,
501
00:24:43,836 --> 00:24:46,377
IT'S THAT MOST ANSWERS
ARE HIDING RIGHT IN PLAIN SIGHT.
502
00:24:46,377 --> 00:24:48,544
WHICH CAN ALSO MAKE THEM
THE HARDEST TO SEE.
503
00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:49,544
HMM.
504
00:24:49,544 --> 00:24:51,127
OH. THAT REMINDS ME--
505
00:24:51,127 --> 00:24:54,127
BE SURE TO SET THE ALARM
ANYTIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.
506
00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,795
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THIS BURGLAR
507
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,336
ISN'T FINISHED
WITH POPLAR POINT.
508
00:24:57,336 --> 00:24:59,835
HONESTLY? I'VE EVEN TAKEN
PICTURES OF ALL MY JEWELRY,
509
00:24:59,835 --> 00:25:01,211
JUST IN CASE.
510
00:25:01,211 --> 00:25:03,835
I PROMISE, THE ALARM WILL BE
SET AT ALL TIMES.
511
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,211
I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT.
512
00:25:05,211 --> 00:25:06,294
'KAY.
513
00:25:06,294 --> 00:25:07,461
...GETS A JUICE BOX FROM ME,
514
00:25:07,461 --> 00:25:08,794
CAN'T OPEN THE THING,
515
00:25:08,794 --> 00:25:10,419
LOOKS AT IT LIKE
HE'S NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE--
516
00:25:10,419 --> 00:25:11,794
WHAT?
517
00:25:11,794 --> 00:25:13,377
HE'S FUMBLING WITH IT,
IT'S GOING EVERYWHERE--
518
00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:14,752
OH, HE'S COMING UP RIGHT NOW.
519
00:25:18,877 --> 00:25:21,127
DON'T STOP TALKING
ON MY ACCOUNT.
520
00:25:21,127 --> 00:25:23,461
WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
521
00:25:23,461 --> 00:25:26,169
AWW! I'M FLATTERED.
522
00:25:26,169 --> 00:25:27,419
DON'T BE.
523
00:25:27,419 --> 00:25:28,461
I WAS TELLING THEM
524
00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,044
ABOUT YOUR BATTLE
WITH THE JUICE BOX.
525
00:25:31,252 --> 00:25:33,086
YEAH, WELL, I CAN'T BE
GOOD AT EVERYTHING.
526
00:25:33,086 --> 00:25:35,002
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
527
00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:39,419
WELL, I CAN PLAY
THE SONG "CHOPSTICKS"
528
00:25:39,419 --> 00:25:41,419
WITH CHOPSTICKS.
529
00:25:41,419 --> 00:25:44,336
I THINK I'D RATHER
SEE YOU OPEN A BOX OF JUICE.
530
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,336
YEAH, ME TOO.
531
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:46,419
-WELL, BRING IT ON.
-ALRIGHT.
532
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,419
I'M SERIOUS!
533
00:25:47,419 --> 00:25:48,585
ALRIGHT, ME TOO.
10 SECONDS.
534
00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:49,585
GO.
535
00:25:49,585 --> 00:25:50,794
10 SECONDS?
536
00:25:50,794 --> 00:25:52,377
I GOT THIS.
THIS IS EASY.
537
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,002
HAS THE CLOCK STARTED?
538
00:25:55,002 --> 00:25:57,252
THIS IS-- THIS IS--
THIS IS FIXED!
539
00:25:57,252 --> 00:25:59,252
GO, MIKEY. GO, MIKEY!
540
00:25:59,252 --> 00:26:00,418
TICK-TOCK.
541
00:26:00,418 --> 00:26:02,211
THIS IS THE TRICKY PART!
542
00:26:02,211 --> 00:26:03,252
-COME ON!
-TIME'S TICKING.
543
00:26:07,585 --> 00:26:09,835
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
544
00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:12,460
OKAY, IT'S A JUICE BOX,
IT'S NOT THE SUPER BOWL.
545
00:26:14,585 --> 00:26:17,044
-SEE YOU LATER, JESS.
-BYE, GUYS.
546
00:26:17,044 --> 00:26:18,627
HEY, MR. WARNER!
547
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,252
YOU HOME FOR LUNCH?
548
00:26:21,252 --> 00:26:23,169
NAH, I FORGOT SOME
CONTRACTS THIS MORNING.
549
00:26:23,169 --> 00:26:24,585
STOPPED BY TO GRAB THEM,
550
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,251
AND TO PUT UP
THIS GAME-CHANGER.
551
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,543
HEY, CARLY!
552
00:26:30,169 --> 00:26:32,543
YOU'RE VOTING FOR THAT GUY
AND NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR?
553
00:26:32,543 --> 00:26:33,543
"THAT GUY" JUST HAPPENS TO BE
554
00:26:33,543 --> 00:26:34,877
AN OLD FRATERNITY BROTHER
OF MINE
555
00:26:34,877 --> 00:26:37,127
AND A MIGHTY FINE CANDIDATE.
556
00:26:37,127 --> 00:26:38,127
AND, UH, WHO ARE YOU?
557
00:26:38,127 --> 00:26:39,127
THIS IS MIKE LOGAN.
558
00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:40,543
HE JUST STARTED WORKING
FOR THE BANNERMANS.
559
00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:42,126
PAUL WARNER.
560
00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:43,543
SORRY. MATT, WAS IT?
561
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:46,126
MIKE. "MIKE." LOGAN.
562
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,835
WELL, WELCOME
TO POPLAR POINT, MIKE.
563
00:26:47,835 --> 00:26:48,877
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT HERE.
564
00:26:48,877 --> 00:26:51,002
EXCEPT FOR THE ROBBERIES,
I GUESS.
565
00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:52,502
YEAH. YEAH, MESSY BUSINESS.
566
00:26:52,502 --> 00:26:54,335
JIM DONAHOE'S STILL
IN THE I.C.U.
567
00:26:54,335 --> 00:26:57,335
MIGHT BE DAYS
BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
568
00:26:57,335 --> 00:26:58,960
IF HE WAKES UP.
569
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,085
LOOK, I KNOW
I'M THE NEW GUY HERE,
570
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,001
BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY
TELL EACH OTHER
571
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:04,335
IF WE SEE ANYTHING STRANGE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
572
00:27:04,335 --> 00:27:07,418
SURE. FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED.
573
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:10,543
HEY, DON'T FORGET,
VOTE McNAMARA.
574
00:27:10,543 --> 00:27:13,460
BYE!
575
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:18,502
I SHOULD GO.
MEANWHILE,
576
00:27:18,752 --> 00:27:21,335
YOU SHOULD WORK ON
YOUR JUICE BOX TECHNIQUE.
577
00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:23,376
I STILL GOT YOU BEAT
BY SIX SECONDS.
578
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,293
SIX SECONDS?
579
00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:40,043
: THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
THANK YOU.
580
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,585
HEY, PRINCESS.
581
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,168
YOUR HIGHNESS.
582
00:27:53,543 --> 00:27:55,085
OH, SWEET.
583
00:27:56,418 --> 00:28:00,251
NOW GET YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS
TO MY OFFICE, WOULD YA?
584
00:28:03,293 --> 00:28:04,667
THE BOY, LUCAS,
585
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,959
HAS THAT MOODY-CYNICAL
THING GOING ON,
586
00:28:06,959 --> 00:28:09,376
BUT I THINK IT STEMS FROM
A LACK OF SELF-CONFIDENCE.
587
00:28:09,376 --> 00:28:12,460
AVA, THE SIX-YEAR-OLD
WARMED UP TO ME PRETTY QUICKLY,
588
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,751
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S STUCK
PLAYING PRINCESS WITH ME.
589
00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:16,709
-LOGAN, THE ROBBERIES.
-RIGHT--
590
00:28:16,709 --> 00:28:18,667
WHAT ARE YOU FINDING OUT
ABOUT THE ROBBERIES?
591
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:19,751
SURE. UM...
592
00:28:19,751 --> 00:28:20,959
WELL, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,
593
00:28:20,959 --> 00:28:22,751
THE WHOLE THING
HAS SPOOKED THE RESIDENTS.
594
00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:23,876
I MEAN, A LOT OF PEOPLE
595
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,459
STILL THINK THAT
THE PERP IS AN INSIDER.
596
00:28:25,459 --> 00:28:28,085
OF COURSE, THEY DO.
OKAY, WHAT ELSE?
597
00:28:28,085 --> 00:28:29,376
WELL, MOSTLY, I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON THE NANNIES,
598
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,085
TRYING TO GET THEM TO OPEN UP.
599
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:34,293
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE NANNY
ACROSS THE STREET, JESSIE.
600
00:28:34,293 --> 00:28:35,375
COULD SHE BE A SUSPECT?
601
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:37,709
WHAT? NO. NO! I MEAN...
602
00:28:37,709 --> 00:28:39,501
I CAN'T IMAGINE
THAT SHE WOULD BE.
603
00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:42,085
WHY?
ARE YOU INTO THIS JESSIE?
604
00:28:42,085 --> 00:28:44,334
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, SIR.
605
00:28:44,334 --> 00:28:46,959
AND I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY
QUESTIONED THE NANNIES.
606
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:49,709
I'M ASKING YOU,
MR. IT'S-NOT-LIKE-THAT.
607
00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:52,043
WELL, IN REALITY,
608
00:28:52,043 --> 00:28:54,168
ANYBODY OVER THE AGE OF 10
COULD BE A SUSPECT.
609
00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:57,584
AND IF THE CAMPAIGN SIGNS
ARE ANY INDICATION,
610
00:28:57,584 --> 00:29:01,001
MAYOR DANIELSON IS NOT MAKING
ANY NEW FRIENDS OVER THERE.
611
00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:03,085
THE ROBBERIES
ARE KILLING HER NUMBERS.
612
00:29:03,085 --> 00:29:05,085
CHECK THIS OUT.
613
00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:11,459
SHE DROPPED, WHAT, FIVE POINTS
IN THE LAST WEEK ALONE.
614
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,167
THINK THIS McNAMARA'S
ANY GOOD?
615
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:17,209
WELL, HE'S GOT A DECENT REP,
A FAIR BUSINESSMAN,
616
00:29:17,209 --> 00:29:20,542
LOTS OF CHARITY WORK,
GOOD FAMILY. WHO KNOWS?
617
00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:21,793
OKAY, LOGAN.
618
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,209
KEEP ON IT.
619
00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:26,626
WE'LL, UH, NAIL THIS CROOK.
620
00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:28,667
WELL, THAT'S ALL.
621
00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:32,334
GO BAKE BROWNIES OR...
622
00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:33,459
DO LAUNDRY,
623
00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:36,125
WHATEVER IT IS YOU NANNIES DO.
624
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,501
-BYE!
-BYE.
625
00:29:56,501 --> 00:29:58,334
HEY, GUYS!
626
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:00,792
I'M HUNGRY.
627
00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:02,375
I PUT SOME SNACKS
OUT IN THE KITCHEN.
628
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,375
GO HELP YOURSELF.
629
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,501
'KAY.
630
00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:08,501
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
631
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,750
BOUGHT IT THIS MORNING
AT THE SPORTING GOODS STORE.
632
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,501
WHAT PART OF
"I'M NOT INTERESTED"
633
00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:15,542
DON'T YOU GET?
634
00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:16,708
NONE OF IT.
635
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:18,833
I KNOW YOU WANT THIS.
636
00:30:23,167 --> 00:30:25,417
OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
637
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:32,167
ALRIGHT, LUKE-MAN,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
638
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,583
OKAY! ALRIGHT.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
639
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,375
ALRIGHT, I WANT YOU
TO TRY IT AGAIN,
640
00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,792
BUT THIS TIME, I WANT YOU
TO SQUARE UP TO THE HOOP. OKAY?
641
00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,500
THAT MEANS BOTH YOUR FEET SHOULD
BE POINTING RIGHT AT THE RIM.
642
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,666
JUST LIKE THAT,
643
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:47,541
AND IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO BEND
THE KNEES A LITTLE BIT.
644
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,084
YEAH, GET A LITTLE
COMFORTABLE THERE.
645
00:30:49,084 --> 00:30:50,334
WHEN YOUR HANDS
ARE ON THE BALL,
646
00:30:50,334 --> 00:30:51,417
YOUR FINGERS SHOULD BE
NICE AND WIDE LIKE THAT,
647
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,375
AND IT'S ONE SMOOTH MOTION UP,
648
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,875
AND I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW
THROUGH RIGHT TO THE HOOP.
649
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:58,167
KINDA LIKE THAT.
NOW YOU TRY. OKAY?
650
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,666
SO MUCH BETTER!
651
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,750
BUT IT
DIDN'T GO IN.
652
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:08,167
BUT YOUR FORM WAS WAY BETTER!
653
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,125
AND YOU SEE
HOW MUCH CLOSER YOU GOT?
654
00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:11,541
I MEAN, DO YOU THINK
655
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:14,416
KOBE AND LEBRON ACED IT
THEIR VERY FIRST TIME?
656
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:15,625
YEAH, I DO.
657
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:16,917
ALRIGHT.
658
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,917
TRY IT AGAIN.
659
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,291
YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT.
YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT.
660
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,416
THAT WAS GREAT!
VERY CLOSE.
661
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,875
FOLLOW THROUGH.
662
00:31:35,124 --> 00:31:36,750
FOLLOW THROUGH
RIGHT TO THE HOOP.
663
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,708
BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE IT.
664
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,416
RIGHT ON TARGET!
665
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:44,416
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
666
00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:46,458
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
667
00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,500
BEND THE KNEES.
FOLLOW THROUGH.
668
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,208
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST
SHOWING OFF!
669
00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:56,458
YEAH. AND YOU WILL TOO.
670
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,458
REAL SOON.
671
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,625
HEY, UH, KIDS?
672
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,500
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HEAD IN
AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK, OKAY?
673
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,750
ALRIGHT?
674
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,957
LUKE-MAN,
AWESOME JOB TODAY.
675
00:32:08,957 --> 00:32:10,333
I MEAN IT.
676
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:12,500
I MEAN IT! GREAT JOB.
677
00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:18,625
-DEAN--
-HEY! JESSIE!
678
00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:19,750
-HI.
-HI.
679
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:23,458
MIKE, THIS IS--
THIS IS DEAN BARTONS.
680
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,916
HE WORKS FOR MR. WARNER,
AT "TIRES ON THE GO."
681
00:32:25,916 --> 00:32:27,832
THIS IS MIKE.
HE WORKS ACROSS THE STREET.
682
00:32:27,832 --> 00:32:29,708
OH, YEAH?
IS HE, UH, A NANNY?
683
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,249
YEAH.
684
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,874
LUCKY MAN. YOU GET TO SEE
THIS PRETTY LADY ALL THE TIME.
685
00:32:33,874 --> 00:32:36,541
YEAH. I ALSO GET TO SEE
HOW HARD SHE WORKS.
686
00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:39,333
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
I KEEP TELLING HER,
687
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,791
SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT
AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
688
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:42,957
LET ME GUESS. WITH YOU?
689
00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:44,541
-HEY!
690
00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,832
HEY, JESSIE, WE--
WE GOT TO GET GOING.
691
00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,832
WE'RE GONNA BE, UH,
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
692
00:32:49,832 --> 00:32:52,333
FOR THAT THING--
YOU KNOW, THE, UH...
693
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,832
THE, UH,
THE "NANNY-PALOOZA."
694
00:32:54,832 --> 00:32:57,957
THE NANNY-PALOOZA!
I...
695
00:32:57,957 --> 00:32:59,333
I TOTALLY WOULD'VE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.
696
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:01,999
LISTEN, DEAN, UH,
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
697
00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:03,333
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
698
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,582
COUNT ON IT.
699
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,499
"NANNY-PALOOZA?"
700
00:33:10,499 --> 00:33:11,874
I DON'T KNOW.
701
00:33:11,874 --> 00:33:13,874
THANKS FOR THAT.
702
00:33:13,874 --> 00:33:15,499
WELL, HE'S VERY PERSISTENT,
ISN'T HE?
703
00:33:15,499 --> 00:33:17,707
WELL, YOU CAN'T FAULT A GUY
FOR TRYING, RIGHT?
704
00:33:17,707 --> 00:33:21,832
BUT DATING HIM WOULD BE, WHAT,
LIKE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST?
705
00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:24,874
'CAUSE HE WORKS
FOR YOUR BOSS, OR...?
706
00:33:26,499 --> 00:33:28,373
SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER, MIKE?
707
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,249
A MESS, PROBABLY.
708
00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:33,373
WELL, WHEN IN DOUBT,
GO WITH SPAGHETTI.
709
00:33:33,373 --> 00:33:35,415
IT'S FOOL-PROOF.
710
00:34:25,874 --> 00:34:29,082
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
711
00:34:45,624 --> 00:34:47,749
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
712
00:34:47,749 --> 00:34:49,457
HI!
713
00:34:49,457 --> 00:34:50,749
HI. I DON'T THINK
WE'VE MET.
714
00:34:50,749 --> 00:34:51,956
I'M MIKE,
715
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:53,707
I'M THE BANNERMANS'
NEW NANNY.
716
00:34:53,707 --> 00:34:57,040
RENEE DONAHOE.
HELLO THERE, "MIKE."
717
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,540
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.
718
00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:00,040
BUT I-I HEAR HE'S DOING
MUCH BETTER.
719
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,624
SEEMS THAT WAY.
720
00:35:01,624 --> 00:35:03,790
AND THAT'S
SOON-TO-BE "EX-HUSBAND."
721
00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:07,706
OH, I-- I DIDN'T KNOW,
BUT I JUST MOVED IN, SO...
722
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,082
THEN YOU PROBABLY
ALSO DON'T KNOW
723
00:35:09,082 --> 00:35:11,123
THAT YOUR BOSS
IS JIM'S DIVORCE LAWYER.
724
00:35:11,123 --> 00:35:13,082
MY BOSS? MR. BANNERMAN?
725
00:35:13,082 --> 00:35:14,165
UH-HUH.
726
00:35:14,165 --> 00:35:16,373
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
727
00:35:16,373 --> 00:35:17,831
SO, UH...
728
00:35:17,831 --> 00:35:19,664
SHOULD WE BE TALKING?
729
00:35:20,998 --> 00:35:22,873
AS LONG AS
THAT'S ALL WE DO,
730
00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:24,873
THERE'S PROBABLY NO HARM.
731
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,165
YOU'RE FOR McNAMARA,
I SEE?
732
00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:32,415
IN A BIG WAY, YEAH.
733
00:35:32,415 --> 00:35:34,790
MY HUSBAND'S FOR DANIELSON,
OF COURSE,
734
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,498
BUT THAT'S JUST ONE MORE THING
WE DISAGREE ON.
735
00:35:37,498 --> 00:35:38,706
SEE YOU AGAIN,
736
00:35:38,706 --> 00:35:40,123
NEIGHBOR.
737
00:35:48,498 --> 00:35:50,498
-HEY!
-HEY.
738
00:35:50,498 --> 00:35:51,956
WHAT'S GOING ON?
739
00:35:51,956 --> 00:35:54,873
JUST TAKING CHESTER
HERE FOR A WALK.
740
00:35:54,873 --> 00:35:56,456
LISTEN, THANK YOU
FOR YESTERDAY,
741
00:35:56,456 --> 00:35:57,956
THE WHOLE "NANNY-PALOOZA" THING.
742
00:35:57,956 --> 00:36:00,706
ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP
A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
743
00:36:00,706 --> 00:36:02,706
OR POTENTIAL DISTRESS.
744
00:36:03,748 --> 00:36:05,706
THAT IS A LOT OF DIAPERS.
745
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:08,498
WELL, A GOOD NANNY
NEVER RUNS OUT OF DIAPERS.
746
00:36:08,498 --> 00:36:10,623
AND HERE I THOUGHT
IT WAS PATIENCE.
747
00:36:10,623 --> 00:36:12,165
THAT IS A CLOSE SECOND.
748
00:36:12,165 --> 00:36:15,706
HMM. SO OTHER THAN DIAPER-DUTY,
YOU BUSY RIGHT NOW?
749
00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:18,998
NO. MRS. WARNER HAS THE BABY,
SO I'M JUST OUT AND ABOUT. WHY?
750
00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:21,873
WANNA GO GRAB A COFFEE?
SWAP RECIPES?
751
00:36:22,998 --> 00:36:24,456
SO TELL ME,
752
00:36:24,456 --> 00:36:26,831
WHAT DOES "MIKE THE MANNY"
REALLY WANT TO BE DOING?
753
00:36:26,831 --> 00:36:29,040
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M DOING IT.
754
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,206
COME ON.
A GUY LIKE YOU?
755
00:36:31,206 --> 00:36:33,164
THIS IS JUST A PIT STOP.
756
00:36:33,164 --> 00:36:35,998
THIS ISN'T
THE FINAL DESTINATION.
757
00:36:35,998 --> 00:36:37,081
LIKE TAKE ME.
758
00:36:37,081 --> 00:36:38,498
I LOVE CHILDREN.
759
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:39,956
I LOVE BEING A NANNY,
760
00:36:39,956 --> 00:36:41,498
BUT I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
761
00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:43,706
TO REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE
IN THEIR LIVES,
762
00:36:43,706 --> 00:36:44,915
REALLY HELP THEM.
763
00:36:44,915 --> 00:36:46,623
AND YOU WILL.
NO QUESTION.
764
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:47,915
ME?
765
00:36:47,915 --> 00:36:50,831
I JUST...
I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
766
00:36:50,831 --> 00:36:54,498
AND SO, WHAT ABOUT--
WHAT ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS?
767
00:36:54,498 --> 00:36:56,081
YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED?
COME CLOSE?
768
00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:58,498
I WAS ENGAGED ONCE,
LONG TIME AGO.
769
00:36:58,498 --> 00:37:02,623
IT WAS A TOTAL IMPULSE MOVE,
WOULD'VE BEEN A DISASTER.
770
00:37:02,623 --> 00:37:05,081
BUT WE REALIZED IT
AND WE BROKE IT OFF.
771
00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:09,539
PRETTY MUCH EVER SINCE THEN,
IT'S BEEN ME, MY WORK, AND I.
772
00:37:10,748 --> 00:37:12,955
WITH THE OCCASIONAL "HER."
773
00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:18,039
BY THE WAY,
NO ONE EVER TOLD ME,
774
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:20,498
WHY DID
THE BANNERMANS' NANNY QUIT?
775
00:37:20,498 --> 00:37:23,247
COOKIE? OH, SHE DIDN'T QUIT.
SHE WAS FIRED.
776
00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:24,539
FIRED? FOR WHAT?
777
00:37:24,539 --> 00:37:26,747
INEPTITUDE MOSTLY.
778
00:37:26,747 --> 00:37:27,955
I MEAN, SHE WAS SWEET,
779
00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,539
SHE WAS FRIENDS
WITH ALL THE NANNIES,
780
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,997
BUT SHE WAS
A BIT OF A MESS...
781
00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:33,955
KIND OF FLAKY.
782
00:37:35,206 --> 00:37:37,164
AND POSSIBLY
783
00:37:37,164 --> 00:37:39,747
WAS SKIMMING OFF THE TOP
OF THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT.
784
00:37:39,747 --> 00:37:43,122
COOKIE HAD HER HAND
IN THE COOKIE JAR, HUH?
785
00:37:43,122 --> 00:37:44,955
WELL, MARIAH WAS
REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH HER,
786
00:37:44,955 --> 00:37:46,955
AND SHE SWEARS
THAT IT WAS JUST A RUMOR.
787
00:37:46,955 --> 00:37:50,081
AND THEN DEAN AND COOKIE
ARE SECOND COUSINS,
788
00:37:50,081 --> 00:37:52,622
WHICH IS KIND OF WEIRD,
BUT ANYWAY,
789
00:37:52,622 --> 00:37:53,789
DEAN'S KNOWN HER HIS WHOLE LIFE
790
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:56,247
AND HE PROMISES THAT
SHE WOULD NEVER STEAL ANYTHING.
791
00:37:58,663 --> 00:38:00,206
LISTEN.
792
00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:02,164
THANKS FOR, UM,
GETTING ME OUT LIKE THIS.
793
00:38:02,164 --> 00:38:03,206
THIS WAS NICE.
794
00:38:03,206 --> 00:38:05,538
IT WAS, WASN'T IT?
795
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:14,997
OH, NO!
IT'S MARIAH'S HOUSE.
796
00:38:23,830 --> 00:38:25,122
GLORIA, WHAT HAPPENED?
797
00:38:25,122 --> 00:38:27,330
MARIAH'S PEOPLE LEFT
FOR VACATION THIS MORNING,
798
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:29,914
SO SHE'S OUT DOING CHORES,
AND BANG!
799
00:38:29,914 --> 00:38:31,039
SOMEBODY BREAKS IN.
800
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,872
SHE'S TALKING
TO THE POLICE RIGHT NOW.
801
00:38:32,872 --> 00:38:34,955
I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT.
802
00:38:34,955 --> 00:38:36,872
MAYBE YOU GUYS
SHOULD JUST WAIT HERE.
803
00:38:44,371 --> 00:38:45,747
ALRIGHT, MISS KINGSLEY,
804
00:38:45,747 --> 00:38:47,580
IF WE HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS,
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
805
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:50,955
BE CAREFUL, MIKEY.
YOUR PLACE COULD BE NEXT.
806
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,246
"MIKEY?"
807
00:38:54,246 --> 00:38:56,872
SHE'S A FAN,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
808
00:38:56,872 --> 00:38:58,705
YEAH, WELL,
YOUR "FAN" REMEMBERS
809
00:38:58,705 --> 00:39:00,163
SETTING THE ALARM
BEFORE SHE LEFT,
810
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:01,205
BUT CAN'T SWEAR TO IT,
811
00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,622
WHICH I'D SAY
SOUNDS CONVENIENT,
812
00:39:02,622 --> 00:39:04,789
EXCEPT, FRANKLY, I'VE DONE
THE SAME THING MYSELF.
813
00:39:04,789 --> 00:39:05,997
STILL, IT POINTS
814
00:39:05,997 --> 00:39:07,121
TO SOMEBODY WHO
KNOWS THIS PLACE,
815
00:39:07,121 --> 00:39:10,080
OR, AGAIN, AT LEAST
KNOWS THE ALARM CODE.
816
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,663
I SAY GET INSIDE
THAT HOUSE.
817
00:39:11,663 --> 00:39:12,830
BRING THE NANNY
A PIE OR WHATEVER,
818
00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:14,163
NOSE AROUND,
SEE WHAT STINKS.
819
00:39:14,163 --> 00:39:15,622
MAYBE I'LL BRING HER SOME
OF THIS SPECIAL MEAT LOAF
820
00:39:15,622 --> 00:39:16,830
THAT I'M MAKING TONIGHT.
821
00:39:16,830 --> 00:39:17,955
IT'S TURKEY LOAF.
822
00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:19,163
THE BANNERMANS DON'T
EAT ANY RED MEAT
823
00:39:19,163 --> 00:39:20,663
OR ANYTHING LIKE--
824
00:39:20,663 --> 00:39:23,246
I DON'T CARE IF
THEY EAT ROCKS, "MIKEY,"
825
00:39:23,246 --> 00:39:24,954
JUST FIND ME THE PERP.
826
00:39:24,954 --> 00:39:27,622
I'M ON IT, SIR.
827
00:39:29,622 --> 00:39:31,913
OKAY... DIG IN!
828
00:39:31,913 --> 00:39:34,121
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
TO EAT IT OR DRIBBLE IT.
829
00:39:35,246 --> 00:39:37,789
WELL, I MADE IT IN YOUR HONOR,
LUKE-MAN.
830
00:39:37,789 --> 00:39:39,413
KEEP UP THE GREAT HOOP WORK.
831
00:39:39,413 --> 00:39:42,747
CAN YOU MAKE ONE IN THE SHAPE
OF SLEEPING BEAUTY?
832
00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:44,789
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT
OF A TALL ORDER,
833
00:39:44,789 --> 00:39:45,913
BUT I CAN DO MY BEST.
834
00:39:45,913 --> 00:39:47,246
AND DON'T FORGET,
835
00:39:47,246 --> 00:39:49,246
WE NEED TO REHEARSE LATER
FOR YOUR AUDITION.
836
00:39:49,246 --> 00:39:50,288
YEAH.
837
00:39:51,413 --> 00:39:53,246
THANK YOU.
838
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,330
TELL ME THE TRUTH--
839
00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:01,829
YOU'RE BIONIC.
840
00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:03,871
IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY
YOU COULD HAVE THAT MUCH ENERGY.
841
00:40:03,871 --> 00:40:05,371
WHAT?
842
00:40:05,371 --> 00:40:07,121
SORRY.
I, UH, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.
843
00:40:07,121 --> 00:40:08,788
I WAS LISTENING
TO AN AUDIO TEXTBOOK.
844
00:40:08,788 --> 00:40:10,246
FOR CLASS.
845
00:40:10,246 --> 00:40:11,662
LIKE I SAID, BIONIC.
846
00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:13,704
LISTEN. SINCE I HAVE YOU HERE,
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
847
00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:15,330
I HAVE 10,
THEN I HAVE TO HELP AVA
848
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,913
WITH HER
SLEEPING BEAUTY AUDITION.
849
00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:18,330
NICE!
850
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:20,246
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID
WE SHOULD TELL EACH OTHER
851
00:40:20,246 --> 00:40:22,455
IF WE SAW ANYTHING STRANGE?
852
00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:25,829
I FOUND IT REALLY STRANGE
AND OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
853
00:40:25,829 --> 00:40:27,788
AND YOU SAY
YOU SAW HIM STANDING
854
00:40:27,788 --> 00:40:29,080
RIGHT OUTSIDE
OF MARIAH'S HOUSE?
855
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,121
I DROVE
RIGHT PAST HIM,
856
00:40:30,121 --> 00:40:31,163
RIGHT AFTER
I RAN INTO YOU.
857
00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:32,455
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYTHING OF IT
858
00:40:32,455 --> 00:40:34,163
UNTIL WE GOT BACK
FROM THE PARK
859
00:40:34,163 --> 00:40:35,704
AND, WELL, THE ROBBERY.
860
00:40:35,704 --> 00:40:38,121
MAYBE HE WAS
A GARDENER, OR...
861
00:40:38,121 --> 00:40:39,704
AN EXTERMINATOR?
862
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,080
NO. I DOUBT IT.
863
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,871
GARDENERS ARE MONDAY,
WEDNESDAY, FRIDAYS.
864
00:40:42,871 --> 00:40:44,829
PEST CONTROL
IS EVERY OTHER TUESDAY.
865
00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:45,954
TODAY'S THURSDAY.
866
00:40:45,954 --> 00:40:47,954
CABLE GUY?
THE U.P.S. MAN?
867
00:40:47,954 --> 00:40:50,370
OH. WEARING SWEAT PANTS
AND A BASEBALL CAP?
868
00:40:51,788 --> 00:40:53,205
BUT YOU ONLY SAW HIM
FROM BEHIND?
869
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:54,370
HONESTLY,
870
00:40:54,370 --> 00:40:55,454
I CAN'T EVEN BE SURE
THAT IT WAS EVEN A HIM.
871
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:56,788
IT HAPPENED SO FAST,
872
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,205
BUT WHOEVER IT WAS
HAD ON A BACKPACK.
873
00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:00,205
ONE OF THOSE
CAMOUFLAGE ONES.
874
00:41:00,205 --> 00:41:02,454
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
CALL THE POLICE?
875
00:41:02,454 --> 00:41:05,163
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
876
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,746
I APPRECIATE YOU
COMING OUT THIS EARLY, BUT...
877
00:41:07,746 --> 00:41:10,245
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY NEED
TO BE INCOGNITO.
878
00:41:10,245 --> 00:41:11,746
WE'RE JUST KINDA
NOSING AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
879
00:41:11,746 --> 00:41:14,329
JUST PLAYING "DETECTIVE,"
I KNOW, I KNOW.
880
00:41:14,329 --> 00:41:16,038
I MEAN, IT IS
KIND OF RISKY.
881
00:41:16,038 --> 00:41:18,454
THE POLICE ARE
STILL INVESTIGATING.
882
00:41:18,454 --> 00:41:19,746
THEY'RE NOWHERE ON THIS,
883
00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:21,788
SO MAYBE WE CAN HELP.
884
00:41:21,788 --> 00:41:23,412
JUST US. YOU KNOW,
"ON THE Q.T."
885
00:41:23,412 --> 00:41:25,412
AND DON'T WORRY,
I'LL PROTECT YOU.
886
00:41:25,412 --> 00:41:26,537
IT'S KIND OF EXCITING.
887
00:41:26,537 --> 00:41:28,162
IT'S LIKE
"TURNER AND HOOCH,"
888
00:41:28,162 --> 00:41:30,287
ONLY WE'RE BOTH HUMANS.
889
00:41:30,287 --> 00:41:31,954
I LOVED THAT MOVIE!
890
00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:33,996
HERE WE ARE...
891
00:41:33,996 --> 00:41:36,871
"SCENE OF THE CRIME."
892
00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:39,037
DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE
"BACKPACK" WAS STANDING?
893
00:41:39,037 --> 00:41:40,829
YEAH, HE WAS RIGHT HERE,
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
894
00:41:40,829 --> 00:41:41,829
HMM.
895
00:41:41,829 --> 00:41:43,829
LET'S GO. COME ON.
896
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:47,995
THE FAMILY CAN'T
GET BACK TILL TOMORROW,
897
00:41:47,995 --> 00:41:49,913
BUT I TOLD THEM
"DON'T RUSH.
898
00:41:49,913 --> 00:41:52,245
IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S
GONNA BREAK IN AGAIN."
899
00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:53,454
WELL, HOW CAN
YOU BE SURE?
900
00:41:53,454 --> 00:41:55,412
THEY NEVER HIT
THE SAME PLACE TWICE.
901
00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:56,871
BESIDES, ALL
THE BIG STUFF IS GONE.
902
00:41:57,995 --> 00:42:00,496
STANDS TO REASON.
DOESN'T IT?
903
00:42:00,496 --> 00:42:03,287
YEAH, THOSE FOOLS
KNEW JUST WHERE TO LOOK
904
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:04,537
AND JUST WHAT TO TAKE.
905
00:42:04,537 --> 00:42:06,829
WHAT WINDOW DID THEY
COME IN AND OUT OF?
906
00:42:06,829 --> 00:42:10,287
NOW, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
THAT IT WAS THE SAME WINDOW?
907
00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:12,245
HE'S SEEN
A LOT OF COP SHOWS.
908
00:42:12,245 --> 00:42:14,787
EVER SEEN
"TURNER & HOOCH"?
909
00:42:14,787 --> 00:42:17,828
HMM. THAT ONE OVER THERE.
910
00:42:17,828 --> 00:42:19,287
OKAY.
911
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:22,787
NEXT, YOU TWO ARE GONNA
SAY I ROBBED THIS PLACE.
912
00:42:22,787 --> 00:42:24,537
WHY WOULD WE SAY THAT?
913
00:42:24,537 --> 00:42:26,995
I DON'T KNOW.
914
00:42:26,995 --> 00:42:28,912
THAT'S HOW RUMORS
GET STARTED.
915
00:42:28,912 --> 00:42:30,537
HOW COOKIE LOST HER JOB,
916
00:42:30,537 --> 00:42:33,370
AND, LET'S FACE IT, HANDSOME,
HOW YOU GOT YOURS.
917
00:42:33,370 --> 00:42:34,537
MARIAH,
YOU'RE BEING PARANOID.
918
00:42:34,787 --> 00:42:36,579
COOKIE LOST HER JOB
BECAUSE SHE WAS A CRUMMY NANNY.
919
00:42:36,579 --> 00:42:39,079
GIRL HAD HER ISSUES,
BUT SHE WAS NO THIEF.
920
00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:43,329
HAND OVER THAT
PRIZE-WINNING MEAT LOAF
921
00:42:43,329 --> 00:42:45,079
I KEEP HEARING
SO MUCH ABOUT.
922
00:42:51,454 --> 00:42:53,370
RIGHT?
923
00:42:54,412 --> 00:42:55,620
YEAH, BUT
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
924
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:57,245
WHEN IT COMES
TO MADE-UP DETECTIVES,
925
00:42:57,245 --> 00:42:59,412
NOBODY BEATS
SHERLOCK HOLMES.
926
00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:01,495
: HIYA, JESS!
927
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,287
UGH. WHAT'S HE DOING
HERE? HI!
928
00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:06,120
I WAS JUST GOING TO LEAVE THESE
FOR YOU AT THE DOOR.
929
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,079
A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.
930
00:43:08,079 --> 00:43:09,204
YEAH.
931
00:43:09,204 --> 00:43:10,870
WOW.
932
00:43:10,870 --> 00:43:12,371
MIKE, RIGHT?
933
00:43:12,371 --> 00:43:13,870
YEAH.
934
00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:15,120
HOW GOES IT, SPORT?
935
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,578
I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET BACK TO THE SHOP, BUT...
936
00:43:18,578 --> 00:43:20,453
ENJOY, OKAY?
937
00:43:20,453 --> 00:43:22,411
-TALK REAL SOON.
-THANKS.
938
00:43:24,953 --> 00:43:26,369
WHAT GIRL DOESN'T
LIKE FLOWERS?
939
00:43:26,369 --> 00:43:29,079
MM. BUT THE NOTE CAN MAKE
OR BREAK THE WHOLE THING.
940
00:43:29,079 --> 00:43:31,495
HE SAYS, FROM EXPERIENCE.
941
00:43:35,661 --> 00:43:37,995
YOU KNOW
WHAT'S BETTER THAN FLOWERS?
942
00:43:37,995 --> 00:43:39,995
CHEMISTRY.
943
00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:44,162
-I SHOULD GET HER INSIDE.
944
00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:45,578
YEAH. OKAY.
945
00:43:45,578 --> 00:43:48,620
WE CAN PLAY "SHERLOCK HOLMES"
AGAIN REAL SOON.
946
00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,286
OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
947
00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:05,953
-BYE!
-BYE.
948
00:44:05,953 --> 00:44:08,244
MIKE! MIKE!
I HAD A GREAT AUDITION!
949
00:44:08,244 --> 00:44:11,119
THAT IS SO FANTASTIC, AVA!
950
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:12,953
AND I DID
JUST WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO,
951
00:44:12,953 --> 00:44:14,994
I PRETENDED
I WAS SLEEPING BEAUTY,
952
00:44:14,994 --> 00:44:16,328
AND I SHOWED THEM
HOW I'D SLEEP.
953
00:44:16,328 --> 00:44:17,703
I WAS SO GOOD!
954
00:44:17,703 --> 00:44:19,578
DON'T SELL
ANY TICKETS JUST YET.
955
00:44:19,578 --> 00:44:21,912
THERE WERE A LOT OF KIDS
AUDITIONING.
956
00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:25,203
BUT LUCAS AND I ARE BOTH
CROSSING OUR FINGERS FOR YOU!
957
00:44:25,203 --> 00:44:26,286
-ME TOO!
-ALRIGHT!
958
00:44:26,286 --> 00:44:27,536
HEY, WILL YOU TAKE
CHESTER INSIDE FOR ME?
959
00:44:27,536 --> 00:44:29,578
-OKAY!
-OKAY.
960
00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:33,911
WHAT?
961
00:44:33,911 --> 00:44:35,911
WHO PUT SUGAR
IN YOUR GAS TANK?
962
00:44:35,911 --> 00:44:38,203
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
963
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,203
IT MEANS,
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
964
00:44:44,411 --> 00:44:47,536
NOT TALKING ABOUT IT
WON'T MAKE IT GO AWAY.
965
00:44:49,661 --> 00:44:52,952
IF BRODY CALLS ME
"LUCAS PUKE-US" ONE MORE TIME,
966
00:44:52,952 --> 00:44:54,286
I'M GONNA LOSE IT.
967
00:44:54,286 --> 00:44:56,078
NO. DON'T LOSE IT.
968
00:44:56,078 --> 00:44:59,078
OKAY?
BUT DO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
969
00:44:59,078 --> 00:45:01,119
YOU TELL HIM
YOU WANT HIM TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
970
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:02,453
OKAY? TRUST ME.
971
00:45:02,453 --> 00:45:06,119
THE BIGGEST BULLIES
ARE ALSO THE BIGGEST BABIES.
972
00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:11,119
SO...
973
00:45:12,286 --> 00:45:14,744
WHAT ARE
WE WAITING FOR?
974
00:45:16,453 --> 00:45:19,535
: WHAT?
NOTHIN' BUT NET!
975
00:45:19,535 --> 00:45:23,078
WHOO! YOU NAILED IT!
ALRIGHT. LET'S KEEP IT UP.
976
00:45:31,952 --> 00:45:34,244
GETTING A JUMP
ON THE MORNING?
977
00:45:34,244 --> 00:45:36,452
ANYTHING TO GET
THE KIDS OUT ON TIME,
978
00:45:36,452 --> 00:45:37,994
YOU KNOW?
979
00:45:37,994 --> 00:45:41,203
NOW, IF YOU COULD
JUST HELP ME GET OUT ON TIME.
980
00:45:42,994 --> 00:45:45,494
I HEARD MR. DONAHOE'S
OUT OF HIS COMA.
981
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:47,119
THAT'S, UH,
THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
982
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,577
THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
983
00:45:48,577 --> 00:45:50,660
HE'S ACTUALLY
COMING HOME THIS WEEKEND.
984
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:54,452
OH! WELL, MRS. DONAHOE
MUST BE VERY RELIEVED.
985
00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:55,577
RENEE?
986
00:45:55,827 --> 00:45:59,244
I THINK SHE'S PROBABLY
ROOTING FOR AN EARLY DEMISE.
987
00:46:01,203 --> 00:46:03,660
UH, THE DONAHOES
ARE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.
988
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:06,577
I'M JIM'S ATTORNEY, SO...
I GUESS I'M A LITTLE BIASED.
989
00:46:06,577 --> 00:46:10,119
IS THAT WEIRD FOR YOU?
DEFENDING A NEIGHBOR?
990
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:11,577
NO. NO, NOT REALLY.
I MEAN...
991
00:46:11,577 --> 00:46:14,494
JIM AND I HAVE NEVER REALLY
BEEN THAT CLOSE,
992
00:46:14,494 --> 00:46:16,619
AND ANYWAY,
IT WAS HIS IDEA.
993
00:46:16,619 --> 00:46:18,327
MM. SO, WHAT?
994
00:46:18,327 --> 00:46:19,660
HE JUST CAME KNOCKING
ON THE DOOR,
995
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,452
LOOKING FOR A LAWYER?
996
00:46:21,452 --> 00:46:23,078
IT WAS FLUKY, ACTUALLY.
997
00:46:23,078 --> 00:46:24,660
UH, COOKIE, OUR EX-NANNY,
998
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:27,410
SHE HAD A COUSIN
WHO USED TO WORK FOR JIM AND--
999
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,327
COUSIN?
1000
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:30,202
DEAN? THE GUY WHO WORKS
FOR MR. WARNER,
1001
00:46:30,202 --> 00:46:31,494
AT "TIRES ON THE GO?"
1002
00:46:31,494 --> 00:46:33,619
I DON'T KNOW,
COOKIE NEVER MENTIONED.
1003
00:46:33,619 --> 00:46:35,035
UH, ANYWAY,
1004
00:46:35,035 --> 00:46:36,619
HE MENTIONED TO HER
THAT, UH,
1005
00:46:36,619 --> 00:46:38,786
HE HAD AN EX-BOSS THAT WAS
GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE,
1006
00:46:38,786 --> 00:46:40,243
AND COOKIE SAYS,
1007
00:46:40,243 --> 00:46:43,327
"WOW, SMALL WORLD.
MY BOSS HANDLES DIVORCES,"
1008
00:46:43,327 --> 00:46:44,744
AND JIM CAME KNOCKING.
1009
00:46:44,744 --> 00:46:47,160
HE PROBABLY THOUGHT I'D GIVE HIM
A NEIGHBORLY DISCOUNT.
1010
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,327
I DID NOT.
1011
00:46:49,702 --> 00:46:52,160
WELL, GOOD LUCK ON THE CASE,
I GUESS.
1012
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,494
THANKS.
1013
00:46:53,494 --> 00:46:55,786
DON'T, UH,
DON'T WORK TOO LATE.
1014
00:47:48,868 --> 00:47:50,701
HAS ANYBODY
SEEN COOKIE
1015
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,910
SINCE SHE WORKED
FOR THE BANNERMANS?
1016
00:47:52,910 --> 00:47:54,285
MARIAH SAID
THAT SHE WENT TO WORK
1017
00:47:54,285 --> 00:47:55,659
FOR THE McNAMARA
CAMPAIGN.
1018
00:47:55,659 --> 00:47:58,243
I MEAN, SHE PROBABLY PUT UP
HALF OF THESE SIGNS.
1019
00:47:58,243 --> 00:47:59,701
WHY DO YOU ASK?
1020
00:47:59,701 --> 00:48:01,202
JUST WONDERING.
1021
00:48:01,202 --> 00:48:03,868
YOU THINK COOKIE IS
THE POPLAR POINT THIEF?
1022
00:48:03,868 --> 00:48:06,409
COME ON!
1023
00:48:06,409 --> 00:48:07,493
DON'T KID
YOURSELF, JESSIE.
1024
00:48:07,493 --> 00:48:08,743
WE'RE ALL SUSPECTS.
1025
00:48:08,743 --> 00:48:09,868
SHE MIGHT'VE STOLEN
1026
00:48:09,868 --> 00:48:11,285
A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY
FROM THE BANNERMANS,
1027
00:48:11,285 --> 00:48:12,367
BUT SHE'S NO
CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.
1028
00:48:12,367 --> 00:48:13,493
HOW CAN
YOU BE SO SURE?
1029
00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:15,576
ELEMENTARY,
MY DEAR WATSON.
1030
00:48:18,659 --> 00:48:21,243
HEY, CARLY.
HOW ARE YOU, SWEET GIRL?
1031
00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:26,160
WHAT?
1032
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,451
NOTHING.
1033
00:48:28,451 --> 00:48:29,659
JUST...
1034
00:48:29,659 --> 00:48:32,493
THINKING WHAT AN EXCELLENT MOM
YOU'LL MAKE.
1035
00:48:35,618 --> 00:48:39,284
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET BACK
TO THE REAL INVESTIGATING, HUH?
1036
00:48:55,618 --> 00:48:57,659
THANKS.
1037
00:49:00,868 --> 00:49:02,701
-HIYA!
-HI.
1038
00:49:02,701 --> 00:49:03,910
DID YOU
COME TO VOLUNTEER?
1039
00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:05,493
WELL, I WAS
JUST PASSING BY,
1040
00:49:05,493 --> 00:49:07,409
AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT
ALL THE EXCITEMENT WAS ABOUT.
1041
00:49:08,493 --> 00:49:12,493
WELL! IT IS ABOUT A MAYOR
WHO CAN PROTECT HIS CITIZENS,
1042
00:49:12,493 --> 00:49:16,326
AND HAS A TERRIFIC NEW BUSINESS
AND DEVELOPMENT PLAN.
1043
00:49:16,326 --> 00:49:17,992
SOLD.
1044
00:49:17,992 --> 00:49:19,826
GREAT! PEN?
1045
00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:21,826
-OH!
-OH.
1046
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,284
OH! OW.
1047
00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:25,284
I'M SO SORRY.
1048
00:49:26,409 --> 00:49:27,618
THAT'S BETTER.
1049
00:49:27,618 --> 00:49:29,367
I'M A LITTLE BIT
OF A KLUTZ.
1050
00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:31,618
NO, YOU'RE NOT,
YOU'RE JUST SOMEONE
1051
00:49:31,618 --> 00:49:33,659
WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS
A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITIES.
1052
00:49:33,659 --> 00:49:36,326
THANK YOU.
1053
00:49:36,326 --> 00:49:38,743
I WISH MY LAST EMPLOYER
SAW IT THAT WAY.
1054
00:49:38,743 --> 00:49:41,867
HMM. WHAT WERE YOU DOING
BEFORE YOU WERE A, UH...
1055
00:49:41,867 --> 00:49:43,992
CAMPAIGN SUPERWOMAN?
1056
00:49:43,992 --> 00:49:46,242
I-- I WAS A NANNY.
1057
00:49:46,242 --> 00:49:48,576
NOT A VERY GOOD ONE,
I'M AFRAID.
1058
00:49:48,576 --> 00:49:50,034
IT GOT COMPLICATED.
1059
00:49:50,034 --> 00:49:52,326
LIFE IS COMPLICATED.
1060
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:53,867
SO WHAT
BROUGHT YOU HERE?
1061
00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:55,451
MY COUSIN KNOWS GIL.
1062
00:49:55,451 --> 00:49:57,992
ACTUALLY,
KNOWS SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS GIL,
1063
00:49:57,992 --> 00:50:00,867
OLD COLLEGE BUDDY
OR SOMETHING.
1064
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:03,950
BUT HERE I AM,
"OUTREACH COORDINATOR."
1065
00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:04,950
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1066
00:50:05,201 --> 00:50:06,493
YOU WANNA JOIN?
WE COULD USE LOADS OF HELP.
1067
00:50:06,493 --> 00:50:08,034
I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT IT,
1068
00:50:08,034 --> 00:50:09,784
BUT I WILL TAKE YOU UP
ON THE BUTTON.
1069
00:50:09,784 --> 00:50:10,867
SURE THING.
1070
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:14,867
-OOH!
-OH! OH, MY GOSH.
1071
00:50:14,867 --> 00:50:16,700
I'M SO SORRY. AGAIN.
1072
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,742
WHY DON'T I
PUT THAT ON MYSELF?
1073
00:50:18,742 --> 00:50:20,617
-GOOD IDEA!
-OKAY.
1074
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:22,992
I HOPE TO SEE YOU AROUND, UH...?
1075
00:50:24,867 --> 00:50:26,533
CALVIN.
1076
00:50:26,533 --> 00:50:27,950
COOKIE.
1077
00:50:27,950 --> 00:50:29,284
COOKIE.
1078
00:50:29,284 --> 00:50:31,284
-OKAY. GREAT. BYE.
-BYE.
1079
00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:22,950
IT WAS RENEE DONAHOE.
I SAW THEM.
1080
00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:24,575
ARE YOU SURE
IT WAS McNAMARA?
1081
00:51:24,575 --> 00:51:27,784
LIKE HE JUST JUMPED RIGHT OFF
OF ONE OF HIS CAMPAIGN POSTERS.
1082
00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:29,992
WOULDN'T MAYOR DANIELSON
1083
00:51:29,992 --> 00:51:31,575
LIKE TO KNOW
THAT JUICY LITTLE TIDBIT
1084
00:51:31,575 --> 00:51:33,075
ABOUT HER "HAPPILY MARRIED"
OPPONENT.
1085
00:51:33,075 --> 00:51:34,366
HE'D PROBABLY
JUST DENY IT
1086
00:51:34,366 --> 00:51:36,366
AND PLAY THE "I'LL
KEEP YOU SAFE" CARD.
1087
00:51:36,366 --> 00:51:38,492
I MEAN, IF HE'D CHEAT ON HIS
WIFE, HE'D CHEAT ON BELLINGHAM,
1088
00:51:38,492 --> 00:51:39,949
AND HE'D PROBABLY CHEAT
TO BECOME MAYOR.
1089
00:51:39,949 --> 00:51:41,867
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IF THEY DON'T
CATCH THIS BURGLAR SOON,
1090
00:51:41,867 --> 00:51:44,366
IT'S GONNA BE
"HELLO, MAYOR McNAMARA."
1091
00:51:44,366 --> 00:51:46,575
WELL, ALL THE MORE REASON
TO KEEP PLAYING DETECTIVE.
1092
00:51:46,575 --> 00:51:48,784
-AM NOT!
-ARE TOO!
1093
00:51:48,784 --> 00:51:49,784
I AM NOT!
1094
00:51:49,784 --> 00:51:50,784
: HEY!
1095
00:51:50,784 --> 00:51:52,991
WHOA... WHAT'S
GOING ON, GUYS?
1096
00:51:52,991 --> 00:51:54,700
EMMA CALLED ME
A BANK ROBBER.
1097
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:55,825
I'M NOT A BANK ROBBER!
1098
00:51:55,825 --> 00:51:56,949
I'M NOT
AN ANYTHING-ROBBER.
1099
00:51:56,949 --> 00:51:58,075
EMMA?
1100
00:51:58,325 --> 00:51:59,784
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU
CALL AVA A "BANK ROBBER?"
1101
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:01,824
NOT BANK ROBBER,
"BANKROBBED!"
1102
00:52:01,824 --> 00:52:03,824
THAT'S WHAT MY DAD
TOLD MY MOM THEY ARE,
1103
00:52:03,824 --> 00:52:05,075
'CAUSE THEY HAVE
NO MONEY.
1104
00:52:05,075 --> 00:52:06,742
DO YOU
HAVE ANY MONEY?
1105
00:52:06,742 --> 00:52:09,575
SEE? THEN
YOU'RE BANK-ROBBED.
1106
00:52:09,575 --> 00:52:10,617
JUST LIKE ME.
1107
00:52:10,617 --> 00:52:12,366
THE WORD'S "BANKRUPT,"
STUPID.
1108
00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:13,450
OKAY! UM...
1109
00:52:13,450 --> 00:52:14,991
HEY, GIRLS?
1110
00:52:14,991 --> 00:52:16,533
WHY DON'T YOU GO FEED
THE DUCKS, OKAY?
1111
00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:17,575
YEAH! YEAH!
1112
00:52:17,575 --> 00:52:19,783
-WE'LL BE THERE SOON.
-LET'S GO!
1113
00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:21,158
WHAT WAS THAT?
1114
00:52:21,158 --> 00:52:23,408
THE WARNERS DON'T
KNOW THAT I KNOW THIS,
1115
00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:26,741
BUT I OVERHEARD PAUL
TELLING MRS. WARNER
1116
00:52:26,741 --> 00:52:29,699
THAT HE FILED CHAPTER 11
FOR "TIRES ON THE GO."
1117
00:52:29,699 --> 00:52:32,492
HE SAID THAT
THEY WERE BLEEDING CASH,
1118
00:52:32,492 --> 00:52:33,866
AND, EVIDENTLY,
EMMA KNOWS, TOO.
1119
00:52:33,866 --> 00:52:35,949
NO WONDER
HE'S BEEN SO PREOCCUPIED.
1120
00:52:35,949 --> 00:52:37,450
I JUST KEEP WAITING
FOR THEM TO TELL ME
1121
00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:39,908
THAT THEY CAN'T AFFORD
TO KEEP ME ON ANYMORE.
1122
00:52:39,908 --> 00:52:41,741
THEN I GUESS THAT WOULD MEAN
THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG.
1123
00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:43,741
MIGHT SOON BE ANYWAY.
1124
00:52:43,741 --> 00:52:45,075
HOPEFULLY NOT.
1125
00:52:45,075 --> 00:52:47,491
POPLAR POINT
IS ALL ABOUT PERCEPTION.
1126
00:52:47,491 --> 00:52:50,033
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS
ARE ALSO YOUR CLIENTS.
1127
00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:53,033
EXACTLY. SO CAN WE JUST...?
1128
00:52:55,783 --> 00:52:57,824
: WELL, ACCORDING
TO THESE INTERNAL RECORDS,
1129
00:52:57,824 --> 00:53:00,116
"TIRES ON THE GO"
IS IN A WHOLE LOT OF QUICKSAND.
1130
00:53:00,116 --> 00:53:01,616
WARNER'S IN BIG TROUBLE.
1131
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:03,657
WHICH INCLUDES
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES,
1132
00:53:03,657 --> 00:53:04,824
WHICH TAKES MONEY.
1133
00:53:04,824 --> 00:53:06,532
FROM SOMEWHERE.
1134
00:53:06,532 --> 00:53:08,699
YOU SOUND LIKE
HE'S ROBBING HIS NEIGHBORS.
1135
00:53:08,699 --> 00:53:10,783
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT MR. TIRES-ON-THE-GO
1136
00:53:10,783 --> 00:53:11,949
IS SNEAKING
AROUND POPLAR POINT
1137
00:53:11,949 --> 00:53:13,699
WITH A PISTOL AND A SKI MASK?
1138
00:53:13,699 --> 00:53:15,741
OR MAYBE SOMEBODY'S
DOING IT FOR HIM.
1139
00:53:15,741 --> 00:53:18,158
LATER, PAL.
1140
00:53:24,741 --> 00:53:26,200
SO I'M DRIVING,
1141
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,116
AND I'M SITTING THERE,
LITERALLY,
1142
00:53:29,116 --> 00:53:30,574
THINKING ABOUT WHAT
I'M GONNA COOK FOR DINNER,
1143
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:32,033
AND THEN I HIT THE POTHOLE,
AND--
1144
00:53:32,033 --> 00:53:33,532
TIRE BLEW.
1145
00:53:33,532 --> 00:53:35,033
HAPPENS. A LOT.
1146
00:53:35,033 --> 00:53:37,491
LUCKY FOR US.
1147
00:53:38,908 --> 00:53:40,574
HOW'S BUSINESS?
1148
00:53:40,574 --> 00:53:43,075
WELL, WE'RE HANGING IN THERE.
1149
00:53:43,075 --> 00:53:44,949
CAN'T ALWAYS
BE CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?
1150
00:53:44,949 --> 00:53:46,449
TIRE'S IN STOCK.
1151
00:53:46,449 --> 00:53:48,115
AUTOGRAPH THERE AND THERE,
AND WE'LL GET THAT TIRE
1152
00:53:48,115 --> 00:53:49,240
CHANGED OUT FOR YOU
AS SOON AS WE CAN.
1153
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,657
HEY!
1154
00:53:50,657 --> 00:53:51,908
NANNY MATT.
1155
00:53:51,908 --> 00:53:53,491
WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO MY HUMBLE ESTABLISHMENT?
1156
00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:55,491
IT'S "MIKE," PETE-- PAUL.
1157
00:53:56,866 --> 00:53:58,115
"MR. WARNER."
1158
00:53:58,115 --> 00:53:59,783
HAD A FIGHT WITH A POTHOLE.
1159
00:53:59,783 --> 00:54:02,074
AND YOU LOST,
OBVIOUSLY.
1160
00:54:02,074 --> 00:54:03,532
WELL, WE'LL FIX YOU
RIGHT UP,
1161
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,032
WON'T WE, DEAN?
1162
00:54:05,032 --> 00:54:06,532
ABSOLUTELY, BOSS.
1163
00:54:07,741 --> 00:54:10,157
YOU BE CAREFUL.
OKAY, GUY?
1164
00:54:17,532 --> 00:54:19,699
HOW'S THAT GIG
WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
1165
00:54:19,699 --> 00:54:21,282
YOU KNOW,
THE NANNY THING.
1166
00:54:21,282 --> 00:54:22,948
IT'S GOOD.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
1167
00:54:22,948 --> 00:54:25,240
IT'S HARD,
BUT VERY REWARDING.
1168
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,990
LIKE GETTING TO SPEND
ALL YOUR TIME WITH JESSIE?
1169
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,865
YOU LIKE HER, DON'T YOU?
1170
00:54:29,865 --> 00:54:30,865
YOU DON'T?
1171
00:54:30,865 --> 00:54:31,990
YEAH, I DO,
1172
00:54:31,990 --> 00:54:34,199
BUT WE KINDA WORK TOGETHER.
1173
00:54:34,199 --> 00:54:37,115
AND YOU WORK
FOR HER BOSS, SO...
1174
00:54:38,115 --> 00:54:39,740
SO YOU DON'T THINK
THAT I SHOULD DATE HER?
1175
00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:43,115
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
UP TO JESSIE, DON'T YOU?
1176
00:54:43,115 --> 00:54:45,074
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M AN OPTIMIST.
1177
00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:48,990
ANYWAYS, WHY DON'T YOU
GO GRAB A SEAT,
1178
00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,740
AND WE'LL GET THAT
MINIVAN OF YOURS
1179
00:54:51,740 --> 00:54:54,740
ALL CHANGED UP
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
1180
00:55:12,990 --> 00:55:14,990
HEY! LET ME GUESS--
1181
00:55:14,990 --> 00:55:16,740
YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU HEARD
1182
00:55:16,740 --> 00:55:18,990
I WAS EXPERIMENTING
WITH MARIAH'S CHILI RECIPE,
1183
00:55:18,990 --> 00:55:20,698
AND YOU WANT A PREVIEW,
RIGHT?
1184
00:55:20,698 --> 00:55:23,157
LISTEN. I GOT A STRANGE
PHONE CALL FROM DEAN.
1185
00:55:23,157 --> 00:55:24,531
DID YOU GO
BY THE TIRE STORE TODAY?
1186
00:55:24,531 --> 00:55:26,032
YEAH.
1187
00:55:26,032 --> 00:55:29,531
DID YOU TELL HIM
HE SHOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME?
1188
00:55:29,531 --> 00:55:31,448
WHAT? NO!
1189
00:55:31,448 --> 00:55:33,740
NO.
1190
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:35,199
I MEAN...
1191
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:37,698
I MAY HAVE MENTIONED THAT
HIS WORK MIGHT GET IN THE WAY,
1192
00:55:37,698 --> 00:55:39,990
BUT, LOOK, LOOK--
1193
00:55:39,990 --> 00:55:42,698
WHO YOU GO OUT WITH IS
ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
1194
00:55:42,698 --> 00:55:45,448
AND IF YOU LIKE THIS GUY,
THEN...
1195
00:55:45,448 --> 00:55:46,865
GO FOR IT.
1196
00:55:46,865 --> 00:55:48,115
REALLY.
1197
00:55:48,115 --> 00:55:49,865
MIKE, YOU WANT
TO PROTECT PEOPLE,
1198
00:55:49,865 --> 00:55:51,281
AND THAT'S--
THAT'S GREAT, REALLY,
1199
00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:54,865
BUT I DON'T NEED ANY PROTECTION
FROM ANYBODY. OKAY?
1200
00:55:54,865 --> 00:55:56,032
I'M A BIG GIRL.
1201
00:55:56,032 --> 00:55:58,032
YEAH. SURE, OKAY.
1202
00:55:58,032 --> 00:55:59,448
I'M SORRY.
1203
00:56:01,198 --> 00:56:03,074
I HOPE THE CHILI'S A HIT.
1204
00:56:03,074 --> 00:56:04,615
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1205
00:56:23,448 --> 00:56:24,615
AVA...
1206
00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:25,698
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
1207
00:56:25,698 --> 00:56:27,448
THEY GAVE THE PART
TO TARA GOLDFARB!
1208
00:56:27,448 --> 00:56:28,740
SAID I COULD "UNDERSTUDY."
1209
00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:30,907
I DON'T WANT TO STUDY!
I WANT TO ACT!
1210
00:56:30,907 --> 00:56:32,073
I'M SO SORRY.
1211
00:56:32,073 --> 00:56:34,073
YOU SHOULD BE!
YOUR ADVICE WAS STUPID!
1212
00:56:34,073 --> 00:56:36,907
THEY DIDN'T CARE HOW
SLEEPING BEAUTY ACTUALLY SLEEPS.
1213
00:56:36,907 --> 00:56:40,947
WELL, I MEAN, THAT WAS
THE ONLY PART OF THE WHOLE--
1214
00:56:40,947 --> 00:56:42,114
HOLY MOLY.
1215
00:56:42,114 --> 00:56:44,698
HOW DID YOU GET THE BLACK EYE?
1216
00:56:44,698 --> 00:56:45,947
BY STANDING UP FOR MYSELF.
1217
00:56:45,947 --> 00:56:49,156
ONLY BRODY STOOD UP BIGGER,
FASTER...
1218
00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,947
-AND STRONGER.
-ARE YOU OKAY?
1219
00:56:50,947 --> 00:56:52,573
DO I LOOK OKAY?
1220
00:56:52,573 --> 00:56:53,864
TRUTHFULLY?
1221
00:56:54,114 --> 00:56:56,281
YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOUGH DUDE
THAT I WOULD NEVER MESS WITH.
1222
00:56:56,281 --> 00:56:59,281
YOU'RE A JERK, NANNY MIKE.
1223
00:57:10,947 --> 00:57:13,947
CAN ANYONE GUESS THE SHAPE
OF TONIGHT'S MEAT LOAF?
1224
00:57:20,114 --> 00:57:24,156
IT WAS A MAP
OF THE UNITED STATES.
1225
00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:26,989
BY THE WAY, UH,
1226
00:57:26,989 --> 00:57:28,198
AVA, YOU'RE ABOUT
TO EAT FLORIDA.
1227
00:57:28,198 --> 00:57:29,198
JUST SAYING.
1228
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:39,239
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?
1229
00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:41,073
JUST FOR FUN...
1230
00:57:41,073 --> 00:57:42,864
LEARN SLEEPING BEAUTY'S LINES
ANYWAY.
1231
00:57:42,864 --> 00:57:44,114
JUST LIKE
YOU GOT THE PART.
1232
00:57:44,114 --> 00:57:45,281
I'LL HELP YOU OUT.
1233
00:57:55,614 --> 00:57:57,655
HEY, LUKE-MAN, I GOT AN IDEA.
1234
00:57:57,655 --> 00:57:59,073
AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW,
1235
00:57:59,073 --> 00:58:00,947
WE SHOULD HEAD DOWN
TO THE COLLEGE,
1236
00:58:00,947 --> 00:58:05,031
AND PRACTICE A LITTLE BIT
ON A REAL REGULATION-SIZE COURT.
1237
00:58:05,031 --> 00:58:06,530
WHY DON'T YOU
1238
00:58:06,530 --> 00:58:07,697
KEEP YOUR IDEAS...
1239
00:58:07,697 --> 00:58:09,655
-...TO YOURSELF?
-LUCAS.
1240
00:58:09,655 --> 00:58:11,655
-HEY!
-YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
1241
00:58:18,073 --> 00:58:21,280
OKAY, YOU GUYS,
1242
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,906
HAVE AN AWESOME DAY
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
1243
00:58:22,906 --> 00:58:24,238
WHEN YOU GET HOME,
1244
00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:26,156
WE'RE GONNA
DO SOMETHING SUPER-FUN!
1245
00:58:35,739 --> 00:58:37,614
: OKAY...
1246
00:58:43,697 --> 00:58:45,864
ROUGH MORNING?
1247
00:58:45,864 --> 00:58:49,322
I HAVE OFFICIALLY
LOST MY SUPERMAN STATUS
1248
00:58:49,322 --> 00:58:52,155
WITH AVA AND LUCAS.
1249
00:58:52,155 --> 00:58:53,989
THE NANNY GAME
CAN BE BRUTAL.
1250
00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:55,030
MM.
1251
00:58:55,030 --> 00:58:56,906
HEY, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.
1252
00:58:56,906 --> 00:58:59,739
I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN
TO MAKE YOU MAD.
1253
00:59:01,113 --> 00:59:02,988
I SHOULD GET GOING.
1254
00:59:02,988 --> 00:59:04,072
WANT SOME COMPANY?
1255
00:59:04,072 --> 00:59:06,030
I PROMISE TO KEEP UP.
1256
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,905
SURE.
1257
00:59:08,905 --> 00:59:10,614
OKAY. I'LL GO LOCK UP.
1258
00:59:10,614 --> 00:59:12,655
YOU GET STARTED
AND I'LL CATCH UP.
1259
00:59:13,946 --> 00:59:18,072
LOOK, MIKE, I LIKE YOU.
YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY GOOD GUY.
1260
00:59:18,072 --> 00:59:19,280
BUT--
1261
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,030
AHH!
THE DREADED "BUT."
1262
00:59:22,030 --> 00:59:23,739
BUT ANYTHING MORE
1263
00:59:23,739 --> 00:59:25,280
IS JUST TOO CLOSE
FOR COMFORT.
1264
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,072
YOU KNOW?
WE'D HAVE NO PRIVACY.
1265
00:59:27,072 --> 00:59:28,280
PEOPLE WOULD TALK,
1266
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,072
IT COULD GET IN THE WAY
OF OUR WORK, AND--
1267
00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:32,280
AND, NOT
THAT I WAS EVEN ASKING,
1268
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,363
BUT LET'S JUST SAY
THAT I WAS.
1269
00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:36,988
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOU WANNA PLAY IT SAFE
1270
00:59:36,988 --> 00:59:40,238
RATHER THAN TAKE
A CHANCE ON THE UNKNOWN?
1271
00:59:40,238 --> 00:59:42,113
WHAT KIND OF DETECTIVE
DOES THAT?
1272
00:59:42,113 --> 00:59:45,113
NOT A VERY COMMITTED ONE,
I'M AFRAID.
1273
00:59:45,113 --> 00:59:47,654
I'M SORRY, MIKE.
1274
01:00:10,238 --> 01:00:11,780
CHESTER,
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID THIS?
1275
01:00:43,279 --> 01:00:45,197
CAPTAIN?
1276
01:00:45,197 --> 01:00:47,446
LOGAN.
1277
01:00:47,446 --> 01:00:48,446
BAD NEWS.
1278
01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,988
I'LL LEAVE THAT...
1279
01:01:01,988 --> 01:01:03,404
THERE.
1280
01:01:03,404 --> 01:01:05,112
WELL...
1281
01:01:05,112 --> 01:01:06,946
GOODBYE.
1282
01:01:06,946 --> 01:01:09,154
EVEN IF IT IS YOUR FAULT
WE WERE ROBBED,
1283
01:01:09,154 --> 01:01:12,362
I DON'T THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT
I WASN'T PICKED FOR THE SHOW.
1284
01:01:12,362 --> 01:01:14,030
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
1285
01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:15,946
YOU DIDN'T.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
1286
01:01:16,863 --> 01:01:18,404
I'M SORRY
I CALLED YOU A JERK.
1287
01:01:18,404 --> 01:01:20,863
I HAVE BEEN CALLED WAY WORSE,
1288
01:01:20,863 --> 01:01:21,863
BELIEVE ME.
1289
01:01:21,863 --> 01:01:23,029
I BELIEVE YOU.
1290
01:01:23,029 --> 01:01:24,987
AND I'M STILL GONNA
TRY OUT FOR THE TEAM
1291
01:01:24,987 --> 01:01:26,029
NEXT WEEK.
1292
01:01:26,029 --> 01:01:27,196
LUCAS, THAT'S GREAT!
1293
01:01:27,196 --> 01:01:29,404
REMEMBER, SQUARE UP,
BEND THOSE KNEES...
1294
01:01:29,404 --> 01:01:31,196
FOLLOW THROUGH.
1295
01:01:31,196 --> 01:01:32,863
KIDS, CAN YOU GIVE
YOUR DAD AND ME A MINUTE
1296
01:01:32,863 --> 01:01:34,529
TO SPEAK WITH MIKE?
1297
01:01:34,529 --> 01:01:36,780
THANKS.
1298
01:01:38,196 --> 01:01:41,071
MIKE...
1299
01:01:41,071 --> 01:01:42,613
LUCAS'S BLACK EYE...
1300
01:01:42,613 --> 01:01:46,071
WE UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU KNOW,
THESE THINGS HAPPEN, BUT...
1301
01:01:46,071 --> 01:01:48,404
HOW, AFTER
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU
1302
01:01:48,404 --> 01:01:50,862
TO SET THE ALARM
WHENEVER YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE,
1303
01:01:50,862 --> 01:01:51,987
COULD YOU FORGET?
1304
01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:54,112
THAT'S JUST IT, I DIDN'T.
I DID NOT FORGET THE ALARM.
1305
01:01:54,112 --> 01:01:55,945
I'M SURE OF IT. I'M--
1306
01:01:57,237 --> 01:01:58,237
PRETTY SURE.
1307
01:01:58,237 --> 01:01:59,237
WELL, EITHER WAY,
1308
01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:01,404
A BEAT WAS MISSED
ON YOUR WATCH,
1309
01:02:01,404 --> 01:02:02,404
AND OUR HOME
WAS INVADED.
1310
01:02:02,404 --> 01:02:04,404
WHAT IF THE KIDS
HAD BEEN HOME?
1311
01:02:04,404 --> 01:02:06,488
BUT I MEAN, THEY WEREN'T.
1312
01:02:06,488 --> 01:02:08,904
ISN'T THAT WHAT'S
MOST IMPORTANT?
1313
01:02:08,904 --> 01:02:10,862
WE HATE THIS,
WE REALLY DO,
1314
01:02:10,862 --> 01:02:12,196
MIKE...
1315
01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:14,404
BUT YOU'VE LOST
OUR TRUST.
1316
01:02:14,404 --> 01:02:16,237
THAT'S WHAT'S
MOST IMPORTANT.
1317
01:02:18,029 --> 01:02:20,279
WELL, UM...
1318
01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:22,446
SAY GOODBYE
TO THE KIDS FOR ME.
1319
01:02:22,446 --> 01:02:24,279
-OF COURSE.
-WE WILL.
1320
01:03:09,945 --> 01:03:12,071
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
OFF THIS CASE!
1321
01:03:12,071 --> 01:03:16,029
I HAVE A TON OF LEADS,
I'M ZEROING IN ON A SUSPECT,
1322
01:03:16,029 --> 01:03:18,987
AND I FINALLY HAVE THE TRUST OF
THE PEOPLE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
1323
01:03:18,987 --> 01:03:20,987
YEAH...
1324
01:03:20,987 --> 01:03:23,195
UNTIL YOUR FAMILY'S HOUSE,
OF ALL POSSIBLE HOUSES,
1325
01:03:23,195 --> 01:03:24,445
WAS ROBBED.
1326
01:03:25,570 --> 01:03:26,987
I'M SENDING IN ROSARIO.
1327
01:03:26,987 --> 01:03:28,987
WHAT? THAT WET BLANKET?
1328
01:03:28,987 --> 01:03:32,153
SHE IS NOT GONNA LAST ONE DAY
AT THE BANNERMANS.
1329
01:03:32,153 --> 01:03:34,153
MAYBE A DAY
IS ALL SHE'LL NEED.
1330
01:03:34,153 --> 01:03:38,111
FRANK, PLEASE, AT LEAST LET ME
KEEP WORKING IT FROM HERE.
1331
01:03:38,111 --> 01:03:40,320
I CAN'T.
I'VE ALREADY REASSIGNED YOU.
1332
01:03:41,653 --> 01:03:43,528
HAVE FUN.
1333
01:03:46,195 --> 01:03:48,361
"PET PSYCHIC" FRAUD?
1334
01:03:48,361 --> 01:03:50,236
WHAT AM I,
IN "DETECTIVE JAIL?"
1335
01:03:50,236 --> 01:03:52,195
THAT'S ALL, LOGAN.
1336
01:04:11,487 --> 01:04:13,528
-HEY!
-HI.
1337
01:04:15,111 --> 01:04:16,570
BEEN LOOKING FOR YA.
1338
01:04:16,570 --> 01:04:17,903
YEAH?
1339
01:04:17,903 --> 01:04:19,195
YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK?
1340
01:04:19,195 --> 01:04:20,487
SURE.
1341
01:04:20,487 --> 01:04:22,986
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
1342
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,236
YOU LIKE IT?
1343
01:04:34,236 --> 01:04:37,403
UM, WOW, DEAN,
IT'S GORGEOUS.
1344
01:04:37,403 --> 01:04:39,361
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.
1345
01:04:39,361 --> 01:04:42,278
JUST THINK OF IT
AS A SPECIAL GIFT
1346
01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:44,445
FOR A SPECIAL WOMAN.
1347
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:46,320
GO ON, TRY IT ON.
1348
01:04:53,070 --> 01:04:54,736
JESS, JUST...
1349
01:04:54,736 --> 01:04:57,153
GIVE ME A CHANCE.
1350
01:04:57,153 --> 01:04:59,527
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
I PROMISE.
1351
01:05:05,445 --> 01:05:08,986
I JUST HOPE JESSIE
DOESN'T END UP DATING DEAN.
1352
01:05:08,986 --> 01:05:10,736
SHE DESERVES A LOT BETTER.
1353
01:05:10,736 --> 01:05:13,652
LIKE, OH,
I DON'T KNOW, YOU?
1354
01:05:13,652 --> 01:05:15,444
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE RATTED ME OUT
LIKE THAT.
1355
01:05:15,444 --> 01:05:17,402
HE TOTALLY
TWISTED MY WORDS AROUND.
1356
01:05:17,402 --> 01:05:18,986
NOT COOL.
1357
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,028
IT'S SIMPLE.
1358
01:05:20,028 --> 01:05:22,320
HE PEGGED YOU
AS THE COMPETITION,
1359
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:26,195
AND WANTED YOU
OUT OF THE PICTURE.
1360
01:05:26,195 --> 01:05:27,736
IN FACT,
BANNERMANS GETTING ROBBED,
1361
01:05:27,736 --> 01:05:29,195
YOU GETTING FIRED--
1362
01:05:29,195 --> 01:05:30,652
PERFECT TIMING FOR THAT DUDE.
1363
01:05:31,986 --> 01:05:34,611
COULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT BETTER
IF HE'D PLANNED IT HIMSELF.
1364
01:05:34,611 --> 01:05:36,444
SERIOUSLY?
1365
01:05:36,444 --> 01:05:38,778
BANKRUPTCY CAN
MAKE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.
1366
01:05:38,778 --> 01:05:42,070
WHAT IF DEAN
IS DOING WARNER'S DIRTY WORK?
1367
01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:43,319
MIKE...
1368
01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:46,194
I REALLY THINK
YOU'VE GOTTA LET THIS ONE GO.
1369
01:05:46,194 --> 01:05:48,778
YEAH, OKAY.
1370
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,028
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1371
01:05:50,028 --> 01:05:51,444
MM-HMM.
1372
01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:55,486
BESIDES, I, UH, I'VE GOT
A FAKE PET PSYCHIC TO APPREHEND.
1373
01:06:01,611 --> 01:06:03,611
NICE TRY, LUCAS.
1374
01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:05,444
"NICE TRY"
DOESN'T GET YOU ON THE TEAM.
1375
01:06:05,444 --> 01:06:06,819
ARE YOU ANY GOOD?
1376
01:06:06,819 --> 01:06:09,235
WELL, I PLAYED A LITTLE
IN HIGH SCHOOL, BUT--
1377
01:06:21,652 --> 01:06:24,110
YOU'RE WORSE
THAN I EVER WAS.
1378
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:26,486
JUST A LITTLE RUSTY,
THAT'S ALL.
1379
01:06:27,985 --> 01:06:30,235
I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T
HELP ME PRACTICE MY LAY-UP.
1380
01:06:30,235 --> 01:06:32,402
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
ASK YOUR FATHER.
1381
01:06:33,569 --> 01:06:36,235
I'LL NEVER MAKE THE TEAM.
1382
01:06:38,736 --> 01:06:40,694
WANNA PLAY "PRINCESS"?
1383
01:06:40,694 --> 01:06:42,694
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
1384
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:44,194
I DON'T KNOW!
YOU JUST DO.
1385
01:06:44,194 --> 01:06:47,360
NANNY MIKE KNEW HOW,
AND HE WAS A MAN.
1386
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,652
OBVIOUSLY,
A VERY VERSATILE MAN.
1387
01:06:49,652 --> 01:06:50,694
I'LL PLAY SLEEPING BEAUTY
1388
01:06:50,694 --> 01:06:53,360
AND YOU CAN PLAY
THE UGLY SISTER.
1389
01:06:54,527 --> 01:06:57,360
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
1390
01:07:14,402 --> 01:07:17,152
AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT
THE POPLAR POINT THIEF.
1391
01:07:17,152 --> 01:07:18,651
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1392
01:07:18,651 --> 01:07:20,735
ROBBERY NUMBER NINE
JUST WENT DOWN.
1393
01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:21,818
SEE YA.
1394
01:07:25,319 --> 01:07:26,818
WAIT! I'LL GO WITH YOU.
1395
01:07:26,818 --> 01:07:28,194
NO, YOU WON'T.
1396
01:07:28,194 --> 01:07:30,818
YOU'RE NOT A COP, REMEMBER?
NOT AT POPLAR POINT.
1397
01:07:30,818 --> 01:07:33,610
I'LL GO IN DISGUISE!
NO ONE WILL KNOW. I CAN HELP.
1398
01:07:33,610 --> 01:07:36,277
YOU ALREADY WENT THERE
IN DISGUISE FOR THREE WEEKS,
1399
01:07:36,277 --> 01:07:37,568
AND HELPED NO ONE.
1400
01:08:11,276 --> 01:08:12,860
I WAS AT THE PARK,
1401
01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,610
COME HOME,
AND WE'RE ROBBED.
1402
01:08:14,610 --> 01:08:16,526
HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANYONE NEW
1403
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:19,276
OR UNUSUAL IN THE AREA
IN THE LAST FEW DAYS?
1404
01:08:19,276 --> 01:08:20,485
NO. NOTHING. AT ALL.
1405
01:08:20,735 --> 01:08:23,526
: WE'RE TAKING THIS
VERY SERIOUSLY AT CITY HALL.
1406
01:08:23,526 --> 01:08:26,276
WE HAVE THE POLICE WORKING
24 HOURS A DAY.
1407
01:08:26,276 --> 01:08:27,651
THIS IS SOMETHING
WE WILL NOT STAND FOR
1408
01:08:27,651 --> 01:08:30,610
IN OUR COMMUNITY OR OUR CITY.
1409
01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:32,568
WE ARE GOING TO USE
ANY RESOURCE AVAILABLE TO US.
1410
01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:35,401
: DRIVING
UNDER THE INFLUENCE,
1411
01:08:35,401 --> 01:08:36,985
BAD CHECKS,
1412
01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:38,485
COUPLE PETTY THEFTS...
1413
01:08:38,485 --> 01:08:40,818
PRETTY GOOD HUNCH
AFTER ALL.
1414
01:08:40,818 --> 01:08:43,443
NOW WE JUST GOTTA
GET MILANO TO LISTEN.
1415
01:08:43,443 --> 01:08:45,818
: ONCE THE PRINTS
COME BACK FROM THE LAB,
1416
01:08:45,818 --> 01:08:47,109
WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE.
1417
01:08:47,109 --> 01:08:50,860
GET BACK TO THE BANNERMANS
AND KEEP IN TOUCH...
1418
01:08:54,193 --> 01:08:55,735
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1419
01:08:55,735 --> 01:08:57,735
MY JOB.
1420
01:08:58,818 --> 01:09:00,234
...LEADING UP TO--
1421
01:09:00,234 --> 01:09:01,818
LOGAN, WE'RE IN
THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
1422
01:09:01,818 --> 01:09:03,401
YOU NEED TO
RUN THIS FOR PRINTS.
1423
01:09:03,401 --> 01:09:04,526
A PEN?
1424
01:09:04,526 --> 01:09:05,901
A "TIRES ON THE GO" PEN.
1425
01:09:05,901 --> 01:09:07,109
IT'S A BIT OF A LONG SHOT,
1426
01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:08,693
BUT I THINK IT'S CONNECTED
TO THE ROBBERIES.
1427
01:09:08,693 --> 01:09:10,193
THE ROBBERIES
YOU'RE NO LONGER ON.
1428
01:09:10,193 --> 01:09:12,193
FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GIVE IT TO THE CAPTAIN.
1429
01:09:12,193 --> 01:09:14,318
IF IT WORKS,
YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.
1430
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:16,234
JUST, PLEASE, DO IT.
1431
01:09:16,234 --> 01:09:17,318
HEY...
1432
01:09:18,735 --> 01:09:19,776
HOW ARE LUCAS AND AVA?
1433
01:09:19,776 --> 01:09:21,401
DELIGHTFUL.
1434
01:09:21,401 --> 01:09:23,651
GOOD.
1435
01:09:42,984 --> 01:09:44,360
CAPTAIN!
1436
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,650
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
1437
01:09:45,650 --> 01:09:48,276
NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU
IN PERSON, IN PRIVATE.
1438
01:09:48,276 --> 01:09:51,276
OKAY. SURE, COME ON IN.
SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.
1439
01:09:51,276 --> 01:09:53,692
AH, THAT'S OKAY,
I'VE SEEN YOUR DESK.
1440
01:09:53,692 --> 01:09:55,401
I'LL STAND.
1441
01:09:55,401 --> 01:09:56,485
PIZZA?
1442
01:09:57,525 --> 01:09:59,525
LOGAN,
JUST LISTEN TO ME.
1443
01:09:59,525 --> 01:10:01,068
WE RAN THAT PEN
YOU GAVE US.
1444
01:10:01,068 --> 01:10:02,318
A PRINT SHOWED UP.
1445
01:10:02,318 --> 01:10:04,068
A PARTIAL MATCH WITH ONE
FROM TODAY'S ROBBERY,
1446
01:10:04,068 --> 01:10:05,650
AND SOME OTHERS
WE HAVE ON FILE.
1447
01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:07,734
DEAN BARTONS'S?
YOU GONNA BRING HIM IN?
1448
01:10:07,734 --> 01:10:09,276
I WOULD IF I COULD.
1449
01:10:09,276 --> 01:10:11,567
CAN'T, 'CAUSE HE'S GONE.
VANISHED.
1450
01:10:11,567 --> 01:10:13,859
WOW.
DID YOU QUESTION WARNER?
1451
01:10:13,859 --> 01:10:16,026
OR JESSIE? JESSIE
PROBABLY KNOWS WHERE HE IS--
1452
01:10:16,026 --> 01:10:17,276
NO. THAT'S YOUR JOB.
1453
01:10:17,276 --> 01:10:18,734
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
1454
01:10:18,734 --> 01:10:20,650
NANNY MIKE
IS BACK IN BUSINESS.
1455
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:22,692
YOU'RE RETURNING
TO THE BANNERMANS.
1456
01:10:22,692 --> 01:10:24,901
REALLY? WHAT ABOUT RAMOS?
1457
01:10:24,901 --> 01:10:26,859
LONG STORY SHORT--
1458
01:10:26,859 --> 01:10:30,442
THEY HATED HER,
MISSED YOU, WANT YOU BACK.
1459
01:10:30,442 --> 01:10:32,609
TOMORROW MORNING,
FIRST THING.
1460
01:10:32,609 --> 01:10:34,859
THE AGENCY TOLD THE BANNERMANS
YOU'RE STARTING A NEW NANNY JOB,
1461
01:10:34,859 --> 01:10:37,859
BUT WILL STAY
UNTIL THEY FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
1462
01:10:37,859 --> 01:10:38,984
UH...
1463
01:10:38,984 --> 01:10:40,567
IS THAT PEPPERONI?
1464
01:10:40,567 --> 01:10:42,609
YES, IT IS.
GO AHEAD.
1465
01:10:59,609 --> 01:11:00,692
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
1466
01:11:00,692 --> 01:11:02,442
I'M STILL GOING
FOR THAT PROMOTION.
1467
01:11:02,442 --> 01:11:04,609
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
1468
01:11:04,609 --> 01:11:07,776
I'M HERE TO CRACK A CASE
AND TO WATCH OUT FOR A FAMILY.
1469
01:11:10,358 --> 01:11:12,400
NANNY MIKE! YOU'RE BACK!
1470
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,067
HEY!
1471
01:11:14,067 --> 01:11:15,067
AWW...
1472
01:11:15,067 --> 01:11:16,400
THAT LADY
WAS SUCH A LOSER.
1473
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,484
I HAD TO TEACH HER
HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL.
1474
01:11:18,484 --> 01:11:20,609
SHE WOULDN'T PLAY
"PRINCESS" WITH ME.
1475
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,650
AND HER MEAT LOAF
LOOKED LIKE POOH.
1476
01:11:23,650 --> 01:11:24,941
: WILL YOU COME
TO MY TRYOUTS LATER?
1477
01:11:24,941 --> 01:11:26,150
YEAH!
YOU GOT IT, MAN.
1478
01:11:26,150 --> 01:11:27,817
AND MY PLAY AFTER?
1479
01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,650
WAIT!
1480
01:11:29,650 --> 01:11:30,941
YOU'RE IN THE PLAY?
1481
01:11:30,941 --> 01:11:32,525
THE SCHOOL JUST CALLED.
1482
01:11:32,525 --> 01:11:34,900
TARA GOLDFARB
GOT THE CHICKEN POX.
1483
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:36,650
WHAT?
1484
01:11:36,650 --> 01:11:38,358
BUT WHAT ABOUT
ALL THE DIALOGUE?
1485
01:11:38,358 --> 01:11:39,400
I DID WHAT YOU SAID,
1486
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,108
I PRETENDED
I GOT THE PART
1487
01:11:41,108 --> 01:11:42,484
AND I LEARNED
ALL THE LINES.
1488
01:11:42,484 --> 01:11:43,484
ALL BY MYSELF!
1489
01:11:43,484 --> 01:11:44,816
I'M GONNA BE A STAR!
1490
01:11:44,816 --> 01:11:46,983
NOT IF YOU DON'T
GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME.
1491
01:11:46,983 --> 01:11:48,941
: ALRIGHT, GUYS!
GO, GO, GO!
1492
01:11:48,941 --> 01:11:51,400
-SEE YOU LATER!
-BYE!
1493
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:52,983
HEY, LUKE-MAN!
1494
01:11:52,983 --> 01:11:54,941
REMEMBER, YOU GOT THIS!
1495
01:11:54,941 --> 01:11:56,941
I KNOW!
YOU KNOW WHY? YOU.
1496
01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:02,609
WE OVERREACTED
AFTER THE ROBBERY.
1497
01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:04,609
WE ARE SO SORRY, MIKE.
FORGIVE US?
1498
01:12:04,609 --> 01:12:06,150
ABSOLUTELY.
1499
01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:07,442
WELCOME BACK, MIKE.
1500
01:12:07,442 --> 01:12:08,484
GREAT TO BE BACK.
1501
01:12:08,484 --> 01:12:10,108
WE'RE LATE, AS USUAL.
1502
01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:11,567
THERE'S YOUR KEY.
WE'LL MEET YOU TONIGHT
1503
01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:12,816
AT THE KIDS' EVENTS.
1504
01:12:12,816 --> 01:12:15,067
MEANWHILE, THE KITCHEN
IS A TOTAL DISASTER--
1505
01:12:15,067 --> 01:12:17,400
NO WORRIES. I GOT IT.
1506
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,442
THANK YOU.
1507
01:12:18,442 --> 01:12:19,566
-THANKS, BUDDY.
-HAVE A GREAT DAY!
1508
01:12:19,566 --> 01:12:21,524
-BYE, BABE. LOVE YOU.
-BYE. YOU TOO.
1509
01:12:36,858 --> 01:12:39,983
CHESTER! HEY, BUDDY.
1510
01:12:39,983 --> 01:12:41,399
STAY RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1511
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:42,900
OKAY? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1512
01:12:50,608 --> 01:12:52,483
HEY-HEY, MR. WARNER.
1513
01:12:52,483 --> 01:12:53,733
WELL, LOOK WHO'S
BACK ON THE BLOCK.
1514
01:12:53,733 --> 01:12:55,150
YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A HURRY.
1515
01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:57,150
YEAH, IT'S A MADHOUSE
AT WORK TODAY.
1516
01:12:57,150 --> 01:12:58,566
SEE YOU LATER, MATT.
1517
01:12:58,566 --> 01:13:00,649
UH, IT'S MIKE, ACTUALLY.
IS JESSIE AT HOME?
1518
01:13:00,649 --> 01:13:01,733
JESSIE?
1519
01:13:01,733 --> 01:13:03,067
NAH, I HAVEN'T
SEEN HER ALL MORNING.
1520
01:13:03,067 --> 01:13:04,733
SHE'S PROBABLY OUT
BUYING DIAPERS OR SOMETHING.
1521
01:13:04,733 --> 01:13:06,900
"A GOOD NANNY
NEVER RUNS OUT OF DIAPERS."
1522
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:10,150
YEAH. WELL, SHE'S GONE,
MY WIFE'S WITH THE BABY,
1523
01:13:10,150 --> 01:13:12,775
I'M RUNNING LATE--
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
1524
01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:19,733
A "MADHOUSE" AT WORK, HUH?
YEAH, RIGHT.
1525
01:13:20,775 --> 01:13:22,608
-OH!
-MISS ME?
1526
01:13:22,608 --> 01:13:23,816
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1527
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:26,107
IT WAS GREAT
TO HAVE A "MANNY" AROUND!
1528
01:13:26,107 --> 01:13:28,107
OH! THANK YOU.
1529
01:13:28,107 --> 01:13:29,900
HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN JESSIE RECENTLY?
1530
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:31,941
NOT SINCE THE BREAK-IN
AT GLORIA'S.
1531
01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:34,149
MAYBE SHE RAN OFF
WITH THAT DEAN.
1532
01:13:34,149 --> 01:13:35,274
YEAH.
1533
01:13:35,274 --> 01:13:36,691
WITH DEAN?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1534
01:13:36,691 --> 01:13:38,858
WELL, BOY GAVE HER
A FANCY BRACELET.
1535
01:13:38,858 --> 01:13:39,941
I WOULD'VE SAID YES.
1536
01:13:39,941 --> 01:13:41,232
WHAT KIND OF BRACELET?
1537
01:13:41,232 --> 01:13:43,566
TWISTY GOLD THING,
WITH LITTLE DIAMONDS.
1538
01:13:43,566 --> 01:13:45,107
-MUST'VE COST A PRETTY PENNY.
-YEAH.
1539
01:13:45,107 --> 01:13:46,858
HE DIDN'T SNATCH IT
OUTTA SOME BOX OF CRACKER JACKS,
1540
01:13:46,858 --> 01:13:47,858
THAT'S FOR SURE.
1541
01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,274
: YEAH.
I BET HE DIDN'T.
1542
01:13:50,649 --> 01:13:51,858
WHAT A GUY.
1543
01:13:52,982 --> 01:13:54,024
ANYWAY, I'VE GOT
A HOUSE TO CLEAN,
1544
01:13:54,024 --> 01:13:55,608
SO I'LL, UM, I'LL
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
1545
01:13:55,608 --> 01:13:57,608
-OKAY.
-SURE.
1546
01:14:31,274 --> 01:14:33,857
YEAH. IT'S LOGAN.
1547
01:14:33,857 --> 01:14:34,940
LISTEN.
1548
01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:36,274
MEET ME AT "TIRES ON THE GO,"
1549
01:14:36,274 --> 01:14:38,648
AND BRING BACK-UP.
1550
01:14:51,690 --> 01:14:52,857
MATT.
1551
01:14:52,857 --> 01:14:54,066
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1552
01:14:54,066 --> 01:14:56,316
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
IT'S "MIKE."
1553
01:14:56,316 --> 01:14:57,690
WHERE'S DEAN?
1554
01:14:57,690 --> 01:14:59,565
THAT'S WHAT
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
1555
01:14:59,565 --> 01:15:01,066
TODAY, OF ALL DAYS,
HE'S A NO-SHOW.
1556
01:15:01,066 --> 01:15:02,732
YOU'RE LYING.
I KNOW HE'S HERE.
1557
01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,066
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1558
01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:06,024
AND WHO ARE YOU
TO CALL ME A LIAR?
1559
01:15:06,024 --> 01:15:07,066
YOU'RE JUST A NANNY.
1560
01:15:07,066 --> 01:15:09,191
IS THAT RIGHT?
1561
01:15:10,149 --> 01:15:11,274
AND WHAT'S THAT?
1562
01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:13,732
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
1563
01:15:13,732 --> 01:15:16,024
AND I KNOW YOU HIRED DEAN
TO ROB POPLAR POINT
1564
01:15:16,024 --> 01:15:18,274
TO GET YOU
THROUGH BANKRUPTCY.
1565
01:15:18,274 --> 01:15:19,356
SO WHERE IS HE?
1566
01:15:19,356 --> 01:15:20,857
AND WHERE ARE YOU
BOTH HOLDING JESSIE?
1567
01:15:20,857 --> 01:15:23,191
JESSIE? I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
1568
01:15:23,191 --> 01:15:24,732
W-WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
1569
01:15:26,107 --> 01:15:27,607
OH.
1570
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,191
AHH. OKAY.
1571
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:30,356
YES.
1572
01:15:30,356 --> 01:15:32,149
MY COMPANY IS CURRENTLY
UNDER CHAPTER 11,
1573
01:15:32,149 --> 01:15:34,066
AND IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW,
YEAH, I'M BROKE,
1574
01:15:34,066 --> 01:15:36,066
BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE
ABOUT THESE ROBBERIES
1575
01:15:36,066 --> 01:15:38,066
THAN, FRANKLY,
IT SEEMS THAT YOU DO.
1576
01:15:38,066 --> 01:15:40,231
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
THIS WHOLE TIME, ANYWAY?
1577
01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:41,732
PLAYING "UNDERCOVER NANNY?"
1578
01:15:43,732 --> 01:15:44,815
MIKE, MIKE.
1579
01:15:44,815 --> 01:15:46,982
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
1580
01:15:46,982 --> 01:15:49,148
ALRIGHT? I MAY NOT
BE THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD,
1581
01:15:49,148 --> 01:15:50,732
BUT I'VE NEVER CHEATED
ANYONE, EVER.
1582
01:15:50,732 --> 01:15:52,066
MAYBE IF I HAD CHEATED,
1583
01:15:52,066 --> 01:15:54,148
I WOULDN'T BE GOING
TO BANKRUPTCY COURT.
1584
01:15:58,732 --> 01:16:01,607
DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT ANYONE
"IS JUST A NANNY" EVER AGAIN.
1585
01:16:01,607 --> 01:16:02,648
YOU GOT THAT?
1586
01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:05,940
NOTHING HERE, GUYS.
LET'S MOVE ON.
1587
01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:07,732
LOGAN, WHAT
THE HECK IS GOING ON?
1588
01:16:07,732 --> 01:16:08,815
I THINK I'M ONTO SOMETHING.
1589
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,231
JUST FOLLOW ME.
1590
01:16:13,065 --> 01:16:15,774
: OKAY, LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
1591
01:16:36,106 --> 01:16:38,273
McNAMARA HEADQUARTERS?
1592
01:16:38,273 --> 01:16:39,773
WHAT IS THIS, LOGAN?
1593
01:16:39,773 --> 01:16:41,856
YOU CAN FIRE ME
IF I'M WRONG.
1594
01:16:41,856 --> 01:16:43,190
I CAN FIRE YOU
IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
1595
01:16:43,190 --> 01:16:46,773
FINE. YOU READY TO
CATCH THIS GUY OR NOT?
1596
01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:50,773
CALVIN, HOLD BACK
AND FOLLOW LOGAN'S LEAD.
1597
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,898
YOU OTHER GUYS,
JUST HANG OUT HERE.
1598
01:16:55,315 --> 01:16:57,148
OKAY. THANKS.
1599
01:17:00,356 --> 01:17:01,981
CALVIN! WELCOME BACK.
1600
01:17:01,981 --> 01:17:03,023
DID YOU COME TO VOLUNTEER?
1601
01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:04,023
THAT'S GREAT!
1602
01:17:04,023 --> 01:17:05,023
WE'RE SUPER-SWAMPED
AND WE CAN--
1603
01:17:05,023 --> 01:17:06,148
WHERE'S DEAN BARTONS?
1604
01:17:07,398 --> 01:17:09,106
WHAT?
1605
01:17:09,106 --> 01:17:10,981
WHO'S DEAN BARTONS?
1606
01:17:10,981 --> 01:17:12,148
YOUR COUSIN.
1607
01:17:13,356 --> 01:17:14,773
I DON'T HAVE A COUSIN DEAN.
1608
01:17:14,773 --> 01:17:17,315
I DO HAVE AN UNCLE
NAMED DON,
1609
01:17:17,315 --> 01:17:20,689
BUT HE LIVES IN SPAIN,
SO THAT'S PROB--
1610
01:17:23,356 --> 01:17:25,190
CALVIN, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
1611
01:17:25,190 --> 01:17:28,731
MIKE...
WHY IS SHE CALLING YOU CALVIN?
1612
01:17:28,731 --> 01:17:32,231
COOKIE, PLEASE DIRECT US
TO DEAN BARTONS AND GIL McNAMARA
1613
01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:33,731
OR WE WILL ARREST YOU
1614
01:17:33,731 --> 01:17:35,439
ON SUSPICION OF
THE POPLAR POINT BURGLARIES.
1615
01:17:36,522 --> 01:17:39,023
SO THAT'S A "NO"
ON VOLUNTEERING, THEN?
1616
01:17:39,023 --> 01:17:40,065
YOU GOT 10 SECONDS, MA'AM.
1617
01:17:41,148 --> 01:17:43,190
OKAY.
1618
01:17:51,522 --> 01:17:56,481
FOLLOW ME INTO OUR WAREHOUSE.
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
1619
01:18:19,814 --> 01:18:22,230
GO AHEAD.
THEY'RE UP THERE.
1620
01:18:24,314 --> 01:18:27,397
KEEP AN EYE ON HER.
1621
01:18:35,022 --> 01:18:36,564
-HEY, GRAB HER!
-STOP HER!
1622
01:18:38,814 --> 01:18:40,355
IT'S LOCKED!
1623
01:18:40,355 --> 01:18:42,355
YOUR STAR WITNESS
JUST LOCKED US IN.
1624
01:18:42,355 --> 01:18:44,230
-YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, LOGAN.
-CHECK UPSTAIRS!
1625
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:57,064
OKAY, HELP ME.
1626
01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:00,606
IT'S ME, COOKIE!
1627
01:19:00,606 --> 01:19:02,105
OPEN UP!
1628
01:19:02,105 --> 01:19:03,439
DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS.
1629
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:04,855
JUST GET HER OUT OF THERE. NOW.
1630
01:19:10,897 --> 01:19:13,105
WE'RE LOCKED IN.
IT WON'T BUDGE.
1631
01:19:16,272 --> 01:19:17,564
HEY!
1632
01:20:18,855 --> 01:20:20,354
COOKIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE A PART OF THIS.
1633
01:20:34,271 --> 01:20:36,313
MIKE? M--
1634
01:20:39,229 --> 01:20:42,188
COVER THE BACK!
1635
01:20:42,188 --> 01:20:45,354
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE VAN!
GET OUT! OUT, OUT! EVERYONE!
1636
01:20:45,354 --> 01:20:47,563
LET'S GO!
1637
01:20:47,563 --> 01:20:49,396
-EVERYONE OUT!
-LET'S GO!
1638
01:20:49,396 --> 01:20:51,271
-LET'S GO!
-OKAY, OKAY.
1639
01:20:51,271 --> 01:20:53,022
COME ON, GET OVER THERE!
1640
01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:54,188
GET OVER!
1641
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:56,354
MIKE? WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
1642
01:20:56,354 --> 01:20:57,646
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'D LIKE TO KNOW!
1643
01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:59,188
CAPTAIN FRANK MILANO,
19th PRECINCT.
1644
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:00,271
LET'S UNHANDCUFF
THIS LADY.
1645
01:21:00,271 --> 01:21:01,354
SIR. YES, SIR.
1646
01:21:01,354 --> 01:21:02,646
MIKE, WHY ARE YOU
WITH THE POLICE?
1647
01:21:02,646 --> 01:21:04,229
I'VE BEEN
WORKING UNDERCOVER
1648
01:21:04,229 --> 01:21:06,480
AS A NANNY, TO HELP SOLVE
THE ROBBERIES. ARE YOU OKAY?
1649
01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:08,396
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT? YOU'RE A COP?
1650
01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:09,979
A DETECTIVE, YEAH.
1651
01:21:09,979 --> 01:21:11,396
-A REAL ONE.
-I KNEW IT!
1652
01:21:11,396 --> 01:21:13,146
I KNEW THAT THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS GUY!
1653
01:21:13,146 --> 01:21:14,563
GREAT, NOW
HOW ABOUT TELLING US
1654
01:21:14,563 --> 01:21:16,229
WHAT'S BEEN
GOING ON HERE?
1655
01:21:16,229 --> 01:21:19,021
ALLOW ME. CAPTAIN,
THIS IS ALL ABOUT POLITICS.
1656
01:21:19,021 --> 01:21:21,104
McNAMARA WAS DOWN IN THE POLLS,
1657
01:21:21,104 --> 01:21:23,521
AND SO HE NEEDED
TO COOK UP SOME KIND OF SCANDAL
1658
01:21:23,521 --> 01:21:25,104
TO SABOTAGE MAYOR DANIELSON.
1659
01:21:25,104 --> 01:21:27,146
WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT
THAN A STRING OF ROBBERIES
1660
01:21:27,146 --> 01:21:28,438
RIGHT IN HER VERY OWN BACKYARD,
1661
01:21:28,730 --> 01:21:30,688
TO SHOW THAT THE MAYOR COULDN'T
EVEN PROTECT HER NEIGHBORS?
1662
01:21:30,688 --> 01:21:32,188
AND THROUGH HIS OLD BUDDY,
PAUL WARNER,
1663
01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:35,188
McNAMARA FOUND THE PERFECT GUY
TO DO THE ACTUAL STEALING,
1664
01:21:35,188 --> 01:21:36,146
DEAN BARTONS.
1665
01:21:36,146 --> 01:21:37,396
YOU ARE
WAY OUT OF LINE, PAL.
1666
01:21:37,396 --> 01:21:39,729
MEANWHILE, DEAN HERE'S
SO SADLY TRYING
1667
01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,063
TO GET JESSIE
OUT ON A DATE,
1668
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:42,229
FOR, LIKE, FOREVER,
1669
01:21:42,229 --> 01:21:44,229
DECIDED TO BRIBE HER
FOR A DATE
1670
01:21:44,229 --> 01:21:46,063
WITH A FANCY GOLD BRACELET--
1671
01:21:46,063 --> 01:21:47,438
-IS THAT THE ONE?
-THAT'S THE ONE.
1672
01:21:47,438 --> 01:21:48,729
THE BRACELET THAT HE TOOK
1673
01:21:48,729 --> 01:21:50,188
FROM THE BANNERMANS
WHEN HE ROBBED THE PLACE
1674
01:21:50,188 --> 01:21:51,354
A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
1675
01:21:51,354 --> 01:21:52,438
I DIDN'T ROB ANYONE!
1676
01:21:52,438 --> 01:21:54,271
AND THAT BRACELET
WAS NOT A BRIBE.
1677
01:21:54,271 --> 01:21:56,063
OH, GIVE IT UP, YOU LIAR.
1678
01:21:56,063 --> 01:21:57,313
I WENT OVER TO DEAN'S
THE OTHER NIGHT,
1679
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:59,313
TO RETURN THE BRACELET.
1680
01:22:00,313 --> 01:22:02,354
I TOLD HIM THAT A GIFT
LIKE THAT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT,
1681
01:22:02,354 --> 01:22:05,438
LIKE IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT
TO GO OUT WITH HIM.
1682
01:22:05,438 --> 01:22:07,104
IT'S TOO MUCH.
1683
01:22:07,104 --> 01:22:08,229
IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
1684
01:22:08,229 --> 01:22:09,604
AND THEN BEFORE I KNEW IT,
1685
01:22:09,604 --> 01:22:12,520
HE ACCUSING ME
OF ACCUSING HIM OF STEALING IT.
1686
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,562
WHAT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT?
1687
01:22:14,771 --> 01:22:15,979
I MEAN, YOU'RE ACTING
1688
01:22:15,979 --> 01:22:17,271
LIKE I STOLE THE BRACELET
OR SOMETHING.
1689
01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,687
: SO I FINALLY SAID,
"WELL, DID YOU?"
1690
01:22:19,687 --> 01:22:21,562
-WHAT'D HE SAY?
-NOTHING.
1691
01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:24,229
HE JUST GLARED AT ME LIKE
HE WAS GONNA TAKE MY HEAD OFF,
1692
01:22:24,229 --> 01:22:25,354
AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT.
1693
01:22:28,188 --> 01:22:30,645
IT WAS
THE CAMOUFLAGE BACKPACK.
1694
01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:32,395
I TRIED TO RUN,
I TRIED TO SCREAM,
1695
01:22:32,395 --> 01:22:33,479
BUT BE WAS TOO FAST,
HE PULLED ME INSIDE,
1696
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:34,479
HE LOCKED THE DOOR.
1697
01:22:35,771 --> 01:22:37,188
DEAN OBVIOUSLY
1698
01:22:37,188 --> 01:22:39,063
CALLED McNAMARA AND TOLD HIM
THAT JESSIE WAS ONTO THEM
1699
01:22:39,063 --> 01:22:40,312
AND TOOK HER
TO CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS,
1700
01:22:40,312 --> 01:22:42,271
PANICKED,
LOCKED HER IN THE WINNEBAGO
1701
01:22:42,271 --> 01:22:43,645
UNTIL THEY COULD FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH HER.
1702
01:22:43,645 --> 01:22:45,645
THAT'S ABDUCTION,
BY THE WAY.
1703
01:22:45,645 --> 01:22:46,771
I'M CURIOUS--
1704
01:22:46,771 --> 01:22:48,395
HOW DID YOU BYPASS
ALL THE HOME ALARMS?
1705
01:22:48,395 --> 01:22:51,188
COOKIE?
YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS ONE?
1706
01:22:53,604 --> 01:22:56,021
WHEN I STARTED
AT THE BANNERMANS',
1707
01:22:56,021 --> 01:22:58,479
I HAD AWFUL
CREDIT CARD DEBT.
1708
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:00,479
LIKE, SCARY AWFUL,
1709
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:02,812
AND I MENTIONED IT
TO DEAN--
1710
01:23:02,812 --> 01:23:04,604
YOUR COUSIN.
1711
01:23:04,604 --> 01:23:06,353
OH. STEP-COUSIN.
1712
01:23:06,353 --> 01:23:09,145
WELL, HE TOLD ME THAT HE WOULD
PAY OFF MY CREDIT CARDS
1713
01:23:09,145 --> 01:23:11,687
IF I COULD GET HIM SOME
INFORMATION THAT HE NEEDED
1714
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:13,063
TO, WELL...
1715
01:23:13,063 --> 01:23:15,687
WORK HIS WAY
INTO A FEW HOUSES.
1716
01:23:15,687 --> 01:23:18,145
I WAS SO DESPERATE, SO--
1717
01:23:18,145 --> 01:23:20,228
SO SHE BEFRIENDED
THE NANNIES.
1718
01:23:20,228 --> 01:23:21,687
SHE WOULD WALK US HOME,
FOR COFFEE,
1719
01:23:21,687 --> 01:23:23,103
CHITCHAT...
1720
01:23:23,103 --> 01:23:25,103
WHILE SECRETLY MEMORIZING
THE SECURITY CODES
1721
01:23:25,103 --> 01:23:26,520
ON THE ALARM SYSTEMS.
1722
01:23:32,103 --> 01:23:34,312
SHE EVEN FOUND MADE HER WAY
INTO THE DONAHOES',
1723
01:23:34,312 --> 01:23:36,103
WHILE SKIMMING MONEY
FROM THE BANNERMANS,
1724
01:23:36,103 --> 01:23:37,771
MAKING COPIES OF THEIR KEYS.
1725
01:23:37,771 --> 01:23:39,145
WOW.
1726
01:23:39,145 --> 01:23:41,062
JESSIE, YOU ARE GOOD.
1727
01:23:42,062 --> 01:23:44,520
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1728
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,103
: I MEAN,
I COULD GO ON, CAPTAIN.
1729
01:23:46,103 --> 01:23:47,604
LIKE ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR
WITH RENEE DONAHOE--
1730
01:23:47,604 --> 01:23:48,853
OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH.
1731
01:23:50,103 --> 01:23:51,520
GOOD WORK...
1732
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:53,187
SERGEANT LOGAN.
1733
01:23:57,312 --> 01:23:58,479
HEY-HEY-HEY!
1734
01:23:58,479 --> 01:23:59,353
DROP IT!
1735
01:23:59,353 --> 01:24:01,270
JUST DROP YOUR GUNS!
1736
01:24:02,395 --> 01:24:04,103
-AND LET ME GO!
-DEAN!
1737
01:24:04,103 --> 01:24:05,103
PUT THEM DOWN.
DOWN, DOWN!
1738
01:24:05,103 --> 01:24:06,770
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1739
01:24:06,770 --> 01:24:08,645
TAKE IT EASY!
1740
01:24:15,686 --> 01:24:17,145
YOU GOT HIM?
1741
01:24:17,145 --> 01:24:18,228
JESSIE, YOU OKAY?
1742
01:24:18,228 --> 01:24:19,479
YEAH.
1743
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:20,853
-YOU SURE?
-YEAH.
1744
01:24:20,853 --> 01:24:22,770
LET'S GET THESE CROOKS
TO THE STATION.
1745
01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:27,770
ARE YOU OKAY?
1746
01:24:27,770 --> 01:24:29,479
YEAH. YEAH.
THANK YOU.
1747
01:24:29,479 --> 01:24:30,895
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
1748
01:24:30,895 --> 01:24:32,686
YOU WEREN'T DOING SO BAD
YOURSELF RIGHT THERE!
1749
01:24:32,686 --> 01:24:34,353
WHAT, DO YOU TAKE
SELF-DEFENSE CLASSES, TOO?
1750
01:24:34,353 --> 01:24:37,270
JUST EVERY OTHER SATURDAY.
1751
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:40,353
OF COURSE YOU DO.
1752
01:24:40,353 --> 01:24:42,519
I AM-- I AM
REALLY, REALLY SORRY
1753
01:24:42,519 --> 01:24:43,895
THAT YOU HAD TO
GO THROUGH ALL THIS.
1754
01:24:43,895 --> 01:24:46,770
LOOKS LIKE I NEEDED
YOUR PROTECTION AFTER ALL.
1755
01:24:46,770 --> 01:24:48,770
THANK YOU, SARGE.
1756
01:24:48,770 --> 01:24:51,353
I DIDN'T WANT TO LIE TO YOU.
1757
01:24:51,353 --> 01:24:52,603
I REALLY DIDN'T.
1758
01:24:52,603 --> 01:24:54,145
I WAS JUST--
I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.
1759
01:24:54,145 --> 01:24:57,603
WELL, LISTEN, YOU SEEM LIKE
A REALLY GOOD COP.
1760
01:24:57,603 --> 01:25:00,436
ALMOST AS GOOD A COP
AS YOU ARE A NANNY.
1761
01:25:00,436 --> 01:25:01,644
WELL, YOU KNOW,
1762
01:25:01,644 --> 01:25:03,519
I AM A PRETTY BIG STUD
WITH A JUICE BOX,
1763
01:25:03,519 --> 01:25:05,270
THANKS TO YOU.
1764
01:25:05,270 --> 01:25:06,936
HEY! I GOTTA--
I GOTTA GO!
1765
01:25:06,936 --> 01:25:10,603
THE KIDS' EVENTS ARE, LIKE,
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. UM...
1766
01:25:10,603 --> 01:25:12,436
YOU WANNA
COME WITH ME?
1767
01:25:12,436 --> 01:25:15,269
I MEAN,
IT'LL BE FUN.
1768
01:25:15,269 --> 01:25:17,811
UH, YEAH,
AFTER 15 HOURS OF THAT,
1769
01:25:17,811 --> 01:25:19,561
I'M IN, IT SOUNDS FUN.
1770
01:25:19,561 --> 01:25:21,644
GREAT. GREAT,
AND THEN MAYBE LATER,
1771
01:25:21,644 --> 01:25:23,853
WE COULD JUST GO OUT
FOR A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER,
1772
01:25:23,853 --> 01:25:25,478
NO KIDS, NO COPS,
NO ROBBERS,
1773
01:25:25,478 --> 01:25:27,269
JUST...
1774
01:25:27,269 --> 01:25:28,478
JUST US.
1775
01:25:29,895 --> 01:25:31,478
JUST US?
1776
01:25:31,478 --> 01:25:32,811
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
1777
01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:51,311
LET'S GO.
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