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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:19,810 (Voices of Children) 2 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:33,850 -Hey Paolo! -Hi! Hello! 3 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:36,170 I'm taking them all to Ostia today. 4 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,860 -I've got too much to do. -It's almost 11:00. 5 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,050 Time to knock off. Come swimming with us. -No, no. 6 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,650 -Come on Paolo! -Are you crazy Paolo? 7 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:45,490 Just a little, but I have to work. Otherwise who's gonna pay for this? 8 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,530 Polishing, polishing! You'll wear it out before it's paid for. 9 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,030 See you tonight. 10 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,500 -See you at home? -What will be will be. 11 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,850 Careful. Don't swim out too far! 12 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,080 Bye Paolo! 13 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:59,530 -Taxi! Are you free? -Look there's the bus! 14 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,060 What's this? 15 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:14,170 But I was going to pay for the first part! 16 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:19,370 -Well then. -Please get your feet off. The car's new. 17 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,690 So are my shoes. -So take my tire off your shoe! 18 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:24,890 Sorry. -No, I'm sorry. 19 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:28,090 We want to go out of the city. Far, far...towards Anzio. 20 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,490 There's a pine forest there. -Lavinio, no? 21 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:34,960 Do we go with the meter or flat rate? -Depends. How long will you be? 22 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,400 Who knows? When we're bored. 23 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:40,570 Okay then. The meter. -And how much will it be? 24 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:46,570 If we hurry, 50km, if not more, 50, 100. A two hour rest stop. 25 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:49,930 Let's make it 8000 lire flat rate! -No, no, no. 8000 lire until 5:00pm. 26 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:53,410 After that it's on the meter. -Okay. Let's go. 27 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:56,490 I need some sleep. -Sleep is good. 28 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:59,610 I'll tell when it's time to wake up. -You don't have to tell me! 29 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,810 Can't you put that on the seat? It's hot! 30 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,050 Because I'm close to you. -Mmh 31 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:06,130 Oh! I forgot something! 32 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,450 Stupid me! You too! -You're right! 33 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:11,970 Listen. Pass by San Pietro. When we get close I'll tell you where. 34 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:17,970 (Giorgio, Toto, and Lina sing) 35 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:46,970 Come on! 36 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:50,210 It's here! 37 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:56,170 Tell me, Miss.-Can you adjust the seat? -Of course. 38 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:05,130 Okay, fine. But there's lots to do. There's another car that needs a going over. 39 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,730 Of course. But you should give us priority. 40 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:12,210 Okay. Bring it here, then we'll see. Oh, and nothing for the tires. 41 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:15,930 We'll look after them. The seven beauties. -You keep them. 42 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,400 Some money up front when we bring it to you, right? 43 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,720 100. -And then? 44 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:22,520 It won't be much. When is delivery? 45 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,410 A couple of hours, okay? -Okay. 46 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:30,090 ~Bingo Bango Bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo 47 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,250 ~No no no-no-no no. 48 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:37,970 ~Bingo Bango Bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go. 49 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:47,200 Oh? What's this? 50 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:51,410 It's cooler up here. -Yeah? Get back here. Move it. 51 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,200 -Right here on the back seat. -And if I don't want to? -No. Satisfied? 52 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:56,360 It's all good.. 53 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:04,360 ~Bingo Bango Bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo No no no-no-no no. 54 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,850 Guys, let's go swimming in the beautiful sea. 55 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:11,170 Meaning? -Meaning no going to the pool. 56 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,650 We can swim in our birthday suits! 57 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:16,930 We'll save money on the locker but I didn't bring a bathing suit! 58 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:19,090 And why not? -I was gonna rent one, stupid. 59 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,700 Disgusting! -Why? 60 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:23,250 I like my own stuff. -And not somebody else's? 61 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,490 No, I like my own stuff. -What are you saying? 62 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:26,840 That the purse wasn't... 63 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:30,410 ..wasn't Amalia's? -Well I didn't like it. 64 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,310 But after it became mine I liked it. 65 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:36,000 ~Oh Bingo Bango Bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo No no no-no-no no. 66 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:07,770 Here we are! Look at that sea! -Killer sea! 67 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,930 Okay. Birthday suits? -I'm in. 68 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,930 Lina, you too? -I'll take off my dress and be okay. 69 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:15,620 Turn left. There should be another road. 70 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,410 Yes yes, after the crossroads you'll pay me. -Of course I'll pay you! 71 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,930 You're terrific, go slowly. 72 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,560 Damn, what a bathtub! Look at that sea! 73 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:45,130 Stop here! -No...in the shade! 74 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:47,570 I told you to turn the car around. 75 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:50,220 Don't worry, Leave the turning to me. 76 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:53,000 That's what I was thinking. He'll turn it around after, no? 77 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,780 And if he's hungry after? 78 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:56,500 Don't worry about me, Miss. 79 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,700 -We'll go eat after. 80 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:01,420 Aren't you bathing? -In this heat? 81 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,810 No thanks. I'm fine here. 82 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:08,830 Here's our change room. After you, Miss. 83 00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:10,080 You strip first. 84 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:14,840 You can come with us! You won't be alone. If you're not embarrassed. 85 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,650 Because we...right, Lina? -Eh? Of course! 86 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,550 We like to undress freely. 87 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:21,840 A pine-nut! 88 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,570 Look, another one! -Lots! 89 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,760 So? Birthday Suit? That's it? 90 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,050 I didn't want to embarrass you. 91 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,770 Come on! -Strip! 92 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:37,770 What's the rush? You know what? I'm already hungry. 93 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,930 Let's buy something and bring it back here. 94 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,130 I'll go with him. Who knows what he'll grab! 95 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,600 If you give me directions I'll take the car. 96 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,730 No, we'll walk along the beach. 97 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:49,690 It's good for us. -And we can pick out what we want. 98 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,530 Keep an eye on the clothes? Thanks! 99 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,010 Got any money? -Yup. 100 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,210 Let's go, Lina! -Eh? -C'mon! -No! 101 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,330 C'mon, let's do a little training. 102 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:03,610 ~Bingo Bango Bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo 103 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,970 ..No no no-no-no no. 104 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:10,970 ~Bingo Bango Bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go. 105 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,370 Damn! 106 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:29,010 Take off your shoes.They'll get full of sand! 107 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:37,610 You can't see them? They're already down there. Far far away. 108 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,210 From here you can still see them! 109 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,930 You make me laugh. All dressed up. What's with you? 110 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,890 At least take off that trench-coat! 111 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,640 For heavens sakes, you're tanned. So you swim after all. 112 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:13,850 Oh! See how strange it is? The water's green, green, green. 113 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,370 Ah... 114 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:32,160 It feels good to lie down here under the sun. 115 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,610 But I need a pillow. 116 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:39,050 Here, look, you lie here... No, it's too low. 117 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:42,090 No. See how good it feels. If you lie on it like this... 118 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:45,170 Oh like that! I make you my pillow. 119 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,730 That's just what I needed. 120 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:51,440 If you like I can get a pillow from the car. -Why? 121 00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:55,730 Does it feel uncomfortable like this? -No, I just don't feel like being a pillow. 122 00:11:55,900 --> 00:12:00,650 What do you mean? -You don't understand? -No. 123 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:05,790 I don't think you realize that a man... -Well? 124 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,730 And what's so special about a man? 125 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:13,450 Look, you came down here with a group. I'm a decent person... 126 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:17,570 When you speak your stomach moves and it makes me feel funny. 127 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:21,560 Did your wife ever tell you that? -What wife? I'm not married. 128 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,370 No? And this? -That? 129 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:26,370 This one I wear here. That one you wear there. 130 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,370 It was my mother's. 131 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:34,690 Shall I get you that pillow? -Hold still! I'm fine like this! 132 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:42,690 Do you always wear it? -It's the only thing I have of my family. 133 00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:47,810 Two grandparents, grandma's sister, father, mother, four brothers... -What? 134 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:49,690 One bomb... 135 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:53,220 Not a soul left. 136 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,410 That's a fine fix. 137 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,730 No one? Surely at your age you have a fiance? 138 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:00,700 Oh...You get to know people but.. 139 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,810 it's not the same. 140 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,810 Oh God, the alarm! 141 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,450 What happened? -The car! 142 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:11,050 It goes off by itself? -It's the anti-theft alarm! 143 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:17,520 Delinquents! Crooks! Scoundrels! Thieves! Wait'll I get there... 144 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,130 What's wrong? -Nobody did nothing! 145 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,930 We wanted to get sandwiches. -I'll give you sandwiches! 146 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,770 And you were busy snuggling! 147 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,370 What snuggling? You were trying.. 148 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,570 Be still! Damn! 149 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,690 Caught! You and your sandwiches! What did you say I was doing? 150 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:41,090 Snuggling! -Yeah, I saw you! 151 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,680 And this? This loaf of bread? 152 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,410 Damn! Look what you made me do! 153 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:52,290 Hold still! I'll call the cops! 154 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:13,560 Just wait'll I catch you! Dammmit! 155 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,370 Take that! Maybe I can... 156 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,810 What were they up to? -Scoundrels! 157 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,810 They wanted to steal the car? Here you go. That's not hard to figure out... 158 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Scoundrels!... Scoundrels! -I'll kill them! 159 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,000 And what about you? Why don't you call for help? 160 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,410 HELP! THIEVES! 161 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,810 Enough already. I'll get them. -Not unless you hurry! 162 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,930 Look at her! Delinquents! I should've known instantly.. 163 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,800 It was written all over your face. All three of you! 164 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:41,930 Listen, watch what you're saying. I have no part in this! 165 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,730 No? You didn't make some kind of deal? You weren't in this together? 166 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,690 What kind of deal? Explain it to me! 167 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,690 Explain to you? My poor little hen! -Don't call me names! 168 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,410 You take me for a fool? -If you say so. 169 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,370 No need to waste a minute chasing them. 170 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,500 I'll take you to the police instead. You'll give them names and addresses. 171 00:14:57,510 --> 00:14:58,140 Whose? 172 00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:01,150 First yours, because you're the worst. I get it now! 173 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,890 Look what I did. After, you'll give them the names of your accomplices! 174 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:08,050 I know them as well as you do. I met them 5 minutes before you. 175 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:11,450 Really? I salute you! Goodbye! 176 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:17,010 I need the mirror to see the road. 177 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,850 Yeah yeah, when you've been in the cooler for awhile, 178 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,350 you won't be quite so cheerful. 179 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,850 You really believe that I knew them. -No! 180 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,250 Then you're an idiot! I told you I didn't know them! 181 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,930 I was going to Ostia when I ran into them. 182 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,430 "Want to go swimming, miss?" "That's where I'm going" 183 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:38,970 "Shall we go together?" "Oh..I hardly know you." 184 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,970 "Do you have a car?" says the tall one. 185 00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:44,490 I said that if you have a car we won't have to wait for the tram. 186 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:47,450 So he says to me, "We'll take you in a car." 187 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:51,080 And that's how we found your taxi. -They seemed pretty cozy with you. 188 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,690 They weren't the only ones! 189 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:57,690 Listen, I could see right away that you're no good. 190 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:01,290 I mean, going with the first person you meet on the street? 191 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,490 There were two. That's different. 192 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,130 Really? -And three, if we count you. 193 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,650 What could possibly happen? I just wanted to swim. 194 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,410 Pretty expensive swim! 8000 lira for the trip, 195 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,910 plus damages to the car. -Me? What do I have to do with it? 196 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,690 On the way there they invited me, 197 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,490 and on the way back you're dragging me to the police station, 198 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,960 and here we are. 199 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,490 You're strong, eh? Yeah, sure. 200 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,730 Listen... -Eh? 201 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:34,010 Let's take a swim, just the two of us. 202 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,730 You know you're vulgar? Who do you think you're with? 203 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,210 Come here. -Careful I don't scream for help! 204 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,050 Because if I give you permission, 205 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:47,550 how could I gain your trust? 206 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,050 I'll go to the police. 207 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:54,330 And don't be angry! It's me that should be angry. 208 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,250 Oh sure! Because the car is yours? 209 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,690 It took me two years to buy a share! 210 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 (NO ENTRY) 211 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:21,530 Whistle, whistle! Who cares? 212 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,580 Who cares? We'll settle everything at the police station. 213 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,610 Listen, I've had enough! You're too wild! 214 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:31,210 Come back here! Where are you going? Taking off? Come back! 215 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,530 Give me a moment. I'll be right back! 216 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,850 Licence and registration, please. 217 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:38,170 Get it yourself, it's in the car. -Move your car! 218 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,690 She's a thief! 219 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,210 Why didn't you stop when I whistled? 220 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,610 Arrest her, she's a thief! -Is he crazy? 221 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,810 Yes, I'm crazy! Dammit! -Yeah, you're crazy alright! 222 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,290 They came through this doorway! 223 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,170 I've been to all the floors. This is the last one. 224 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,090 Don't bother. Here there's nobody. 225 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,290 You won't find nobody, just me. 226 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,810 And that fantasy of going to the seaside is a bedtime story! 227 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,320 What did he want? 228 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,450 He's looking for the friend of the two that tried to steal his car. 229 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:46,410 Maestro...Maestro, look here a moment, 230 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,930 I already explained it to you once. 231 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,530 See this catastrophe? 232 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:59,450 If this happens to me at the station in the middle of the crowd, how will I get out of it? 233 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,730 I already told you and you didn't believe me. 234 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,370 There's nothing more to do! Throw it in the trash! 235 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:06,410 How's that? 236 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,450 It needs a new spring, new clasp, new hook.. 237 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,730 It needs everything. 238 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,690 Can't you repair the spring? 239 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,690 I can, but it'd be stealing your money. -How's that? 240 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,730 Take my advice. Shop around. Think about it. 241 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,990 Put in the German spring and I promise you it'll still be broken. 242 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,490 Good day. May I? -Hm? 243 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:27,660 Excuse me, 244 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,090 Could you give me some information? 245 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,810 Do you know two boys, one as tall as me, dark hair, 246 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:37,610 the other short, blonde, with glasses. They hang out together. 247 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,650 18-20? -Mh... 248 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:42,610 Tight pants? Curly hair in the back? Black and white loafers? 249 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,970 Yes! You know them? -No, but there's many like them. 250 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,790 Typical of this new generation. 251 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,450 There's plenty of them around here.. 252 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,810 So, can I see that German spring? 253 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,650 Don't worry. He's harmless. 254 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,050 God Dammit, if I ever find them! 255 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:56,850 Trouble? 256 00:19:56,940 --> 00:20:00,170 They wanted to steal my car! And I almost fell for it! 257 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,890 Your car? A taxi? -Brand new! 258 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:05,810 Crazy! How does one dare steal a car these days? 259 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,690 That's the kind of thing you could do in '44, '45, '46... 260 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,130 I tell you, even in '49! 261 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:16,730 But today, with modern police methods, one shouldn't steal cars. 262 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:21,130 Does it have a radio? -No! -Amateurs, dear sir. 263 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,930 The fruits of war. A lost generation. 264 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:28,250 Mischief for it's own sake. Unnecessary. Without talent or technique. 265 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:32,450 What's it come to? -3000 Lire. -For a spring? 266 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,850 Spring, hook and clasp. And labour. 267 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,170 So that's the price. 268 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:38,770 So, you don't know them? 269 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,290 No, I avoid those types. I feel sorry for them. 270 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,450 More of a danger to themselves than to others. 271 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,650 And what if you catch them? -They'll learn their lesson in jail. 272 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,730 They'll learn that crime doesn't pay. Like I said, a lost generation. 273 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,930 They have no desire to work. No ambition. 274 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:54,890 They believe in the black market. In adventure. But life is work. 275 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,850 Hard work, every day. 276 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,690 3,000, but I need it tomorrow. 277 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,810 Around 10:00 -Not later. 278 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:06,210 Just as you say. In the meantime, I'll report them. 279 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:10,130 Official forms cost 100 lire. I can buy them for you. Save you a trip. 280 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:14,930 The forms are 100 lire? -To write a report, it's normal. 281 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,010 Good luck! 282 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,520 5 cigarettes. -Official forms for 100 lira. 283 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,690 That Lazio team should hide. -We won't make it to the B series! 284 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:39,250 What kind of Official Forms? -Eh? -Official Forms? 285 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,250 Give me 5 cigarettes instead. I'm getting soft. 286 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,650 5,000 Lire? -5,000 because I bargained! 287 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:07,450 Otherwise it'd be at least 10,000. 288 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,930 Look what I'm left with! 289 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,850 Look at that new car! 290 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,950 It just needs a little more polish.. -Yeah, a polish! 291 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,210 No no no no! -Get lost! 292 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:21,900 You didn't file the report? -Yes! It's coming along. 293 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,970 You didn't do it? What are you thinking? 294 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,370 It's okay for you to be foolish, 295 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:29,080 but it wouldn't hurt to think of the rest of us. 296 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:32,290 They could have been killers as well as thieves! 297 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,890 Hey, don't be mad at me! 298 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:38,170 Hey! You better dig up the 5,000 lire! 299 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,770 Listen, listen.. -Where are you going? 300 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,850 You're right! -Didn't you see the stop sign? 301 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:19,560 It's important! -Stay calm. -Okay, fine. 302 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:20,890 Go on. 303 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,210 Is he crazy? -That's just great! 304 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:38,330 Did you see how he stopped? -Come here! 305 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,850 I've been looking for you for 10 days, but I've got you now! 306 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,890 Who do you take me for? 307 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:44,130 Your friend got away but you won't escape! 308 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,440 Did you see what you did to him? 309 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:48,650 What kind of a stunt was that? -Isn't it enough you smashed up my bumper? 310 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,380 Ah, that's what you think? A crazy driver like you! 311 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,610 Crazy... -I'll testify, 312 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,890 that you slammed on your brakes! -I was just about to hit someone! 313 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,440 It's true. It was a miracle! What do you know about it? 314 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,570 I was there. And he asked me to testify. 315 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:04,070 He stopped suddenly to talk to the lady. I saw it! 316 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,610 He's not allowed to talk? You don't talk to your witnesses? 317 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,570 Do you even have any? -Less talk. 318 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,810 You left your car in the middle of the street. 319 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:16,410 A ticket for you. -The working man always get's it in the neck. 320 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,290 While the guy out for a stroll gets away with everything! 321 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:20,850 I'm not out for a stroll! I work as hard as you! 322 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,010 I'm a civil servant in the "Office of Noon" (Public Works) 323 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,690 It's past noon. You should be back in the office! 324 00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,000 Go ahead and laugh! 325 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:30,690 You'll pay for the damage you caused! I have witnesses and your plate number! 326 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:34,010 You play the lottery? I wear a size 16 collar and size 10 shoes! 327 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,650 Ready? -Here. 328 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,650 Take it. -Thanks. -And now? 329 00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:40,150 And now you'll see how I earn my daily bread. 330 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,890 Come on, get in! 331 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,130 Can you take me to the Coliseum? 332 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:55,450 Of course! You should be nicer to your clients. 333 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,760 Come on. Get in. 334 00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:01,450 May I ask where you're taking me? -To the Police Station. After this fare. 335 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:03,650 This is the thanks I get? -For what? 336 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,650 I even lied for you. 337 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:09,360 Poor baby, a lie! How terrible! How could you? 338 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:12,850 The Coliseum please. -Yes Coliseum. It's alright. 339 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:15,770 You speak English? -Just a little bit. -Wonderful! 340 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:21,170 Who taught you English? Did you {\i1\b1}go{\i0\b0} with Americans? 341 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:22,810 I didn't {\i1\b1}go with anyone! 342 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,410 I learned from my father who worked in London. 343 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,010 You even have a father. -Yes. 344 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:29,510 In jail or out? -At home, if you don't mind. 345 00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:32,010 What home? An illegal one made from stolen lumber? 346 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,010 Three rooms, kitchen, and patio. Beyond your wildest dreams! 347 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,480 In Via Giulia. Piazza delle Colonnette 35A. 348 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:40,690 ...If you please. -Piazza delle Colonnette 35A 349 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,410 Mm-hm -Okay. 350 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:45,850 Please the Forum Imperiale. -Yes, Trajan's Forum. 351 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,690 It's alright. Forum Imperiale. 352 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:51,770 This is the Trajan Forum built by Apollodoro of Damascus... 353 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:55,480 and there is the Basilica Ulpia and Trajan's Market. 354 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,770 They're wonderful. -Oh yes! 355 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,170 What are you saying? -You really don't know anything! 356 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:04,090 Oh that's what George admired so much... 357 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:07,490 but here it says "Foro di Cesare." -Yes 358 00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:09,990 What does she know? Forget it! Read the guidebook! 359 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:14,730 Oh, you mistake. Foro di Cesare is near Temple of Venus. 360 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,650 Idiot! -Say it again! -Idiot! 361 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,970 Damn -What's that? 362 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:24,410 Basilica di Massenzio and there is the Coliseo. 363 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,290 Oh! -The Coliseum! 364 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,810 You speak English... -Mh hm. 365 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:43,410 Thank you. How much? 1000 lire? -Yeah gimme 1000 lire. 366 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:47,530 No sir, 500! The meter says only 500 liras. 367 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:50,030 What do you care? -Shutup, they can hear you. 368 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:53,610 Oh, very kind. Keep it all. Goodbye. 369 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,610 See how It pays to be honest? 370 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:59,050 He even thanked you! Do you want a guide sir? 371 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,450 You're a guide? -It is my work. 372 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:03,610 Wonderful! -They need a guide. 373 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,930 Huh? Where are you going? 374 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:11,360 A quick tour and I'll be right back. -No no no! S'cuse me S'cuse me! Go go go. 375 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:13,960 C'mere c'mere. -Sorry! -My English is as good as yours. 376 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,170 How rude! 377 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:21,210 He's jealous. -Come dear. 378 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,130 I can't afford to waste time. Too much work to do. -Okay. 379 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,730 Look what you've done... 380 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:31,730 You see that? And look at this! That's 8000 Lire! 381 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:34,810 Listen, give me 5000 lire, I'll pay the rest, and we're finished. 382 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,530 5000 lire...and who's got that? 383 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,850 You could get it from your friends, 384 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:42,530 but of course you don't know them... -How witty you are! 385 00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:45,410 Okay, I know them. -Ah! You see? 386 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,010 The one that was with me today. 387 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:50,490 You should be more like him! -Imagine! 388 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,690 You couldn't find a nicer boy! -Hm! 389 00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:55,010 From a good family. A great one. 390 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:57,010 Intelligente...Went to business school. 391 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,330 Quite an achievement! -It certainly is! 392 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,610 And I love him a lot. -Really! -Yes -Marry him! 393 00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,610 Sure, great.....he's my brother. 394 00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:07,930 Who, him? -You don't believe me? 395 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,930 It's easy to prove, come to my house. 396 00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:13,650 The effects of the war. 397 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:17,650 A lost generation! In need of guidance! 398 00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:19,930 Looking for excitement, the black market... 399 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:23,560 Meanwhile, life is hard work day in and day out! 400 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:27,280 Listen, I should have told you the first day but, 401 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:30,890 I didn't want my father to know. He's not young. An artist. 402 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:34,250 To hurt old people is like hurting a child. 403 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:38,170 Was I wrong to spare my father this disappointment? 404 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,450 Who says you were? -Was I wrong to love him? 405 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:45,320 Of course not. Imagine! If only I still had mine! 406 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:48,530 You're nice. I knew it. Thank you. Bye. 407 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,130 No no! What "bye?" Come here. Let's go. Get in! 408 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:52,650 Where are we going? -To your house, 409 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:54,850 Piazza delle Colonette 35/A. -Are you crazy? 410 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,850 After what I just told you? 411 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,690 That's why I want to talk to your father! 412 00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:01,190 You're so insensitive! -Sure, sure, get in! 413 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:04,210 You want to end up like your brother who's going to jail? 414 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:06,760 And you with him? Is that how you want to end up? 415 00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,130 Oh thanks a lot! 416 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:25,850 You two keep an eye on the car, okay? -Okay. 417 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,360 Leave this to me. 418 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,370 Look at that tire! 419 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:36,090 A brand name. Easy to sell. 420 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:47,930 They belong to father. He's crazy about luggage. 421 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,320 Didn't you say he was an artist? -An artist who travels. 422 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:53,170 Who is it? -It's me Papa. Come on. 423 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:58,170 Papa... -Eh? 424 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,530 There's someone wants to talk to you. -Who sent him? 425 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:02,800 Hello. -Hello. 426 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:06,370 Haven't we met? -No, I don't think so. 427 00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:09,810 Lina, in your opinion is this a radio or a projector? 428 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:14,090 Clearly some kind of electrical contraption, that much is clear..the rotating wheels. 429 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:18,000 Do you know anything about it? -Um..er.. -Bah! A mystery! 430 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:20,410 A mystery of the mechanical world. 431 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:24,570 Well now, where have we met before? -I was wondering the same thing. 432 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:28,850 I'm sure we've met somewhere.. but it doesn't matter.. 433 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,850 What I wanted to say was... 434 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:35,170 Where did you do military service? All over the place...in the war! 435 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:37,690 Me too, but in the first world war... 436 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:39,830 You're right... 437 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:42,490 I have seen your face before. Ah! 438 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:46,600 At the racetrack...no no. 439 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,730 Not important. Can I offer you a coffee? 440 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:52,600 Yes yes! I'll make it! I'll make it! -No no no no Mamma! You go, Lina. 441 00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:57,050 I want to figure out what this does. This long cord! 442 00:30:57,220 --> 00:31:00,130 There's no plug so it's not for a wall socket. 443 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,860 Sugar on the side for you? -Yes dear, thank you. 444 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:06,330 I'd like to know... -It's so hot! So hot! 445 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,370 Yes, terrible ma'm. -This this this ,whatever is this? 446 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,690 It is hot, isn't it Mamma? -I've had enough of it. 447 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,970 But it'll get better. The papers are saying that, 448 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:16,440 there's a hurricane near France. 449 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,890 Yes, I read it too. -Really? Good, good. 450 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:21,490 Are you interested in leather goods? Bags? Luggage? 451 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,530 Me? -Purses? 452 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,970 No. What I wanted to say to you was.. -Papa? -Eh? 453 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,490 Can I have a word? Excuse me. -Here take this. 454 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,450 Do you really think a hurricane is coming from France? 455 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,610 Papa... -What does this young man want with me? 456 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:37,810 And where did you meet him? -I met him... 457 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:41,050 I've known him for years. Don't you remember me talking about him? -No. 458 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:44,450 Does he work with Toto? I don't want you hanging around such people! 459 00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:46,950 Yes, I know. -Did you press it enough? -Yes. 460 00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:50,610 He's been courting me but I told him no. 461 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:53,610 Over and over I tell him no and that he means nothing. 462 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:56,410 Every time I leave the house I find him outside. 463 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,570 So once, to scare him, I say, 464 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:00,050 "Watch out for my father.." 465 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,170 To scare him further I said, 466 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:06,010 "If my brother catches you he'll beat your face in!" That calmed him down. 467 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:09,330 And then? -And then... 468 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:12,610 today I saw him again. He was sweet. I said, "How are you?" 469 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:15,570 "Fine," he says "I'm over it. I'll take you home." 470 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:18,370 And since my shoes hurt I said, "Okay." 471 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:21,050 But then why did you... 472 00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:24,290 We got here and just to be polite I said, 473 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:26,970 "Come up for a moment.." -Look, look, excuse me.. 474 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,850 I think I know what it is. Come for a moment. 475 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:33,450 I pressed a button and the wheels spun the other way. 476 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:34,560 Come see.. 477 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,970 You hear? 478 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:43,850 Why that's us! 479 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:48,130 And this...what do call it? The part for speaking outdoors... 480 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:50,850 Of course, a microphone! It's a tape recorder. 481 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,050 See? -Yes... 482 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,250 Watch, it shuts off like this. -Eh. 483 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:57,050 You talk, it records and rewinds.. 484 00:32:57,740 --> 00:33:02,170 and now you can hear. -It's crystal clear. This is "Stop" and this is "Go." 485 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,410 And here's the talking piece. Talk! Talk! 486 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:07,610 She's sleeping... -Pay no attention. She's always sleeping. 487 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:09,930 Here's the coffee! -Lina, come here! 488 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:13,130 Say something for the microphone. Sing. -Sing what? -Sing! Sing! 489 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,810 ~Bingo Bango Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo, 490 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,810 ~I'm not going no no, 491 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:22,050 ~Bingo Bango Bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go. 492 00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,960 What an amazing apparatus! You brought me luck. 493 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,960 I'm glad I brought somebody luck. Not like my day... 494 00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:32,850 What'd it cost you? -Eh? It was a gift. 495 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,370 I was attracted to the case, the colour. 496 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,690 Do you believe in colours? Is the coffee good? 497 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:41,160 Excellent. Reminds me of my mothers. 498 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:44,690 My mother used to make a coffee... -Beh, Lina..she's good too. 499 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:49,290 She's good at everything: The washing, cooking, ironing... 500 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,700 We've been trying to make her into the perfect housewife. 501 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,780 What a marvel! 502 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,130 Wonderful! Bravo! When you came in I felt, 503 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:03,130 one feels these things, a warm glow. 504 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,650 What do you do? -A taxi driver. 505 00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:09,250 Ah! A wonderful profession! Surrounded by people, 506 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:11,330 people in a hurry, distracted people, 507 00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:14,130 tourists with lots of luggage. I really envy you. 508 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:17,050 Oh please, it's a horrible profession. May I? 509 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:19,770 Please. They're slippers. Norwegian. 510 00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:21,610 Thank you dear. 511 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:23,650 If I may be so bold, what do earn? 512 00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:27,010 Depends, some days are better, some days are.. 513 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:29,890 I won't ask if you're a homebody. That's obvious. 514 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,210 For sure. But I'm here because.. 515 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:36,920 For me a home is like an island in this crazy world, 516 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,730 and this is mine. "Parva sed acta mihi." 517 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,890 Do you know Latin? -Latin? No. 518 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:46,210 Doesn't matter. It's a dead language. More important to speak modern languages. 519 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:49,330 Do you know any? -None. -Wonderful. Better still. 520 00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:53,530 As I was saying. My house is small but lacks nothing. 521 00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:57,730 Fresh air, a beautiful view. Look, look, the Janiculum Hills, 522 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,250 the Tiber, the Regina Coeli Prison... -Papa! 523 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,390 My family can't stand the sight of prison. 524 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,770 I don't understand why. 525 00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:08,170 Seeing it gives me a sense of peace, of security. 526 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:12,090 I open the window and feel reassured to see the prison over there, 527 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,210 and I breathe easy. 528 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:17,290 It would be worse if it were reversed, you know? 529 00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:19,880 To see my house from prison! 530 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:25,010 Like this it's a symbol: The prison, my house, and the river in between. 531 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:29,490 A symbol and also a reminder. I'm getting sentimental, forgive me. 532 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:31,890 You're a fine lad. -Thanks. 533 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:35,490 No, I must thank you for wanting to spend time with us old folks. 534 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:38,690 Young folk today are so selfish. 535 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,290 Leaving us alone, going off with their friends, 536 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,890 We are on an island.. 537 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,450 on an island. 538 00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,770 Are you crazy? -It's only the spare tire! 539 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,880 Get it out...go! 540 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:54,010 Quickly! 541 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:57,790 Put it back, then signal me, okay? 542 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,390 Okay, I'll whistle like this.. -Scram! 543 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,680 Signor Stroppiani, I won't disturb you any longer. 544 00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:09,970 It was a pleasure to meet a fine man like you. 545 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:11,850 These days it's a rare thing. 546 00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:15,650 I wanted to tell you something but... -What? -Forget it. 547 00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,770 Going already? Stay a bit longer. 548 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:20,010 Yes, stay! We'll have a glass of anisette. 549 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,890 After we have another coffee. -I couldn't... 550 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:25,130 Then we could try the recorder again. 551 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:29,170 Me too! -You too, mama. You too.. 552 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:32,890 You too..What can something like that be worth? 553 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:35,490 Give it here! 554 00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:38,810 Hurry! -I got it. -We're missing a bolt! 555 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:43,250 You've sure got a house full of stuff. -It's an obsession, you know... 556 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:46,250 Not just the luggage, but everything.... 557 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:48,840 If you're interested...come and see. 558 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:53,850 Look, toiletries, wool blankets, 559 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:57,090 and look here, Argentinian cashmere. -Cashmere? 560 00:36:57,220 --> 00:37:00,050 Well then...goodbye! -What? -I'll go with you. 561 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:01,810 Why? -Paolo has work.. 562 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,490 and he's way behind. 563 00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,650 Isn't that right Paolo? -I guess. Goodbye. 564 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,530 Good afernoon ma'm. -Mama? -Eh? 565 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:11,810 If you need me, remember: Garage San Teodoro. -Okay. 566 00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,570 Goodbye and thanks. -You're welcome. Bye. 567 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:16,010 Bye. And don't ever give up. 568 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,690 Happy now? 569 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,690 Garage San Teodoro, I'll see you some evening. 570 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,410 I'll pick you up, we'll go to the movies? 571 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,090 A movie fan! -No, a neck rub fan... 572 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:34,520 Go, go, go. -I'm going, I'm going. 573 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,730 What's his angle? 574 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:51,640 I'm no expert...but I lifted his wallet. 575 00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:55,850 Mama! How many times have I told you that pickpocketing, 576 00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:01,050 is beneath you. Only 1,000 lire! -I thought cabbies earned more! 577 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,960 Hey kids! Get down. Scram! 578 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:08,450 Like new? -Sure. 579 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,810 Why is there a dent? -I'll give you a dent! 580 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:14,650 You dropped your wallet. -Mama mia! 581 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:19,480 Thanks! What luck! My driver's license was in it! 582 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:23,480 It's lucky you found it! -Our home is hidden but not because we're shoplifters. 583 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,850 Ah, there you go. 584 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,330 I know where we met. -Where? 585 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:31,490 About 10 days ago, someone tried to steal your car. 586 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,370 At the mechanic, you're right! 587 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,970 Listen. -Eh? 588 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:40,450 It must be fate...I didn't want to say anything, 589 00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:42,850 But you're such a decent guy that... 590 00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:46,570 Look...I was, 591 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,570 I'm talking about your oldest son. -Brunetto? 592 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:55,160 Brunetto. I won't press charges, 593 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:56,570 I just want to warn you. 594 00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:00,130 My oldest son Brunetto is nine and in the 4th grade. 595 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,010 Nine? He was at least twenty! 596 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,290 He was with another guy and your daughter, 597 00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:07,290 and tried to steal my car! Last Sunday! 598 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:15,970 Good-for-nothing! I knew it! It was you! You! What a liar! 599 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:20,010 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 600 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,090 Who was it? 601 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:25,080 Who was this brother? Was it Toto? I'll bet it was Toto! 602 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,010 So what? Don't I have a brother? Stop going nuts! 603 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,350 So I say I've got two brothers, what's the big deal? 604 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,100 What do you mean? 605 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:35,050 I'll be right with you. -Like this, one is a spare. 606 00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:38,690 Enough, enough, enough! Tell me what you did or I'll kill you! 607 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:40,490 You'll end up in jail! 608 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,290 You'll end up in jail! -May I? 609 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:45,410 You disgust me. -Really? Me? 610 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:48,610 Yes you. You disgust me, okay? 611 00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,450 What did I do to you? 612 00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:52,950 Be specific. I can't stand idle chatter. 613 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:56,800 First: Did anyone steal your car? No. Okay? 614 00:39:57,060 --> 00:40:00,530 Only because they were unsuccessful! -Don't interrupt me!. 615 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:02,610 Let me speak! It's worse if I get angry. 616 00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:04,130 Really? -Yes. So.. 617 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:07,450 First: Nobody robbed you yet you bother everyone. 618 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:10,930 Second: You say I have no brother when it so happens I have two! 619 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,330 But you said that.. -Don't interrupt! 620 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:17,050 I'll spell it out for you. Just to make myself clear! 621 00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,530 I have two brothers! 622 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:22,130 Whether my oldest brother's called Toto or Brunetto isn't important. 623 00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:24,290 But because he's my brother you won't turn him in.. 624 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,890 but in fact you want to report him! Let me finish! 625 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:30,170 If anyone robbed you, I'd turn him in, brother or no! 626 00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:32,330 But no one stole anything, so to be a hero you say: 627 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,970 "He's your brother I won't report him!" 628 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:36,970 How dishonest is this? And why shouldn't I say, "you disgust me?" 629 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,490 First: You're a liar. Second: You're a loudmouth! 630 00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,810 And now if you want to talk, go ahead and talk. 631 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:47,290 Did you hear that? -I heard her, I heard her. 632 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,010 Certainly Lina chooses her friends badly, 633 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:53,490 but her reasoning makes sense! 634 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:55,730 My girl, you've convinced me. -Oh, really? 635 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:59,130 Don't be late. As soon as I'm finished with Fortunato we'll eat. -I'll be there. 636 00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:01,170 Tell me about what's going on at the train station. 637 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,210 In my house there was my father, my mother, 638 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,900 2 grannies, 2 aunts, 4 brothers. -You told me already! 639 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:14,050 And when they talked all at once they didn't mix me up, 640 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,330 like you do on your own! 641 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,250 Listen, If I stay here another minute I'll become a murderer! 642 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:25,410 And I'll never look at you again. Not even a photograph! Understand? 643 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:27,570 So who on earth was looking for you? 644 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,050 Did I come looking for you? 645 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,440 Tell the truth for once in your life! 646 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,150 Come on. Just this once. 647 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,990 -Damn it all! - Go ahead, curse me! 648 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,320 Oh for Christ's sake! 649 00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:44,610 I disgust you? Damn me! 650 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:56,010 Now we understand each other... I'm done...Goodbye! 651 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,810 Closed..Finished...Over! 652 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:11,250 How many kilometers? -740. 653 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:14,650 What have you done? Don't you see what you've done? 654 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:17,970 You smashed everything! 655 00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:21,050 It's a beauty, Miss. -A perfect starter car, 656 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:24,010 For an elegant lady like yourself. -Look at this engine. 657 00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:29,170 If I win the lottery I'll give it to you! 658 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:32,410 It's a beauty, like you! 659 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,570 Only 200,000 lire cash... 660 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,850 Paolo? -Get lost! 661 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,520 We're not going to the movies? -Lift your feet! 662 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:42,810 Go sing with someone who's got nothing better to do. 663 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:45,200 I can't say two words to your friends? 664 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:48,010 We were just chatting. What's the problem? -Figure it out! 665 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,290 That's no way to treat the lady. 666 00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:53,050 Even if you're jealous you have no right... -Who's jealous? -You! 667 00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:55,730 What did you tell them? -I didn't say anything! 668 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:58,250 Is it my fault if people see us together and think... 669 00:42:58,270 --> 00:43:00,530 What do people think? What exactly? 670 00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:04,250 If you don't stop I'll break your face! -I better watch out! 671 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:07,650 S'cuse me. It's my fault. I should've told you right away why I came. 672 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:11,170 I brought the 5,000 lire to repair your car. 673 00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:13,450 What? -Papa sent it to you. Good day to you all. 674 00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:14,570 Good day! 675 00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:18,210 I'm sorry about him, Miss. -I'm sorry that he's half crazy. 676 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,290 Why are you meddling? Do you know who she is? 677 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:24,210 I see who you are! -You're the one that took the money! 678 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,900 5,000 lire! -How come? 679 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,450 Me take money from her? Lina, wait. Come here! Come here! 680 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:38,970 Listen! I don't want anything from you! Nothing! 681 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,470 All I want is to never see you again, unless.. 682 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:44,570 it's to send you to jail! Or you put me there! 683 00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:46,130 Of course. -Eh? 684 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:51,410 What did you say? -I said "of course." You're right to humiliate me. 685 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:55,330 Hold on. Who wants to humiliate you? -I do, because, 686 00:43:55,540 --> 00:43:59,240 I know what you think. I know my destiny. Goodbye! 687 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,610 What are you saying? Leave me. It's better for you. 688 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:08,810 No, no, no! Finish what you say. What destiny? 689 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,930 For a girl like me, walking the streets. 690 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:15,920 Sleeping on park benches. 691 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:20,370 When you're young, people help you. 692 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:23,570 Later on, you sell yourself cheaply at the ports. 693 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:26,080 The ports? What ports? What are you saying? 694 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:28,490 One day they'll ship me home from Paris, 695 00:44:28,510 --> 00:44:30,340 brutalized by alcohol and drugs. 696 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,490 I'll give you "drugs".. 697 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:35,250 Stop with the hand already! -Let me finish! 698 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:38,370 What more could you add to the nonsense you've said already? 699 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:43,410 Dear boy, what do you know of these things? 700 00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:47,100 I already feel old and tired and disenchanted with everything. 701 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,920 What do you feel? -Eh..disenchanted. 702 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:52,410 I'll give you a smack....disenchanted! 703 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,490 I'm a coward. A thief. A scoundrel who'll end up in the sewers! 704 00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:58,500 And I say you won't! -I will! -You won't! -I will! 705 00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:01,970 And don't try to comfort me, it just makes it worse. 706 00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:07,450 Listen...you see? You see? I lost my train of thought! 707 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,490 You really like this kind of car? Maybe the colour... 708 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:16,530 Lina, why do you go on like this? You act cynical but it's not you. 709 00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:19,380 You're young, intelligent. You're... 710 00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:22,770 You can't be discouraged. You need to snap out of it! 711 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:27,570 If you want, I'll..I'll stick by you and help. 712 00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:30,490 As long as you want, because if not... 713 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,970 Okay Paolo. It's what I want. 714 00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:35,610 It took you long enough. 715 00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:36,890 Eh? What? 716 00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:39,330 Didn't you say you'll stick by me? -Yes. 717 00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:40,810 So let's go to the movies! 718 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:46,130 I didn't see the title. What's playing? 719 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,170 I don't know, Papa picked it. I think it's called.... 720 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,240 "Armed and Dangerous." Isn't that right Grandma? 721 00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:53,290 -Yes yes, "Armed and Dangerous." 722 00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,690 It's a crime movie. 723 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,370 We shouldn't have brought the kids. 724 00:45:56,390 --> 00:45:59,510 Why? Are there nude women? -Not at all. But who steals like this? 725 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,550 Amateurs! 726 00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:06,010 Looking for cigarettes? -Yeah. I smoked them all. 727 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:09,530 I'll go buy some more. -Are you crazy? Take mine. 728 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,290 Better still..You're so sweet, I'll give them to you. 729 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,130 What's this? -I got it for you, 730 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:18,330 as a peace offering. A trifle. 731 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,750 It's the thought that counts. 732 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:22,050 But this is gold! -It just looks like gold. 733 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:25,250 I got it for nothing. -Sst! 734 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:31,490 If we pulled a job like that they'd arrest us all! 735 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:45,850 Good morning. Are you ill? -No why? Is it late? 736 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:48,010 I woke you 'cause I have to go. 737 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,800 Damn. That was some sleep! 738 00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:52,130 May I, Signor Paolo? -Go ahead. 739 00:46:52,820 --> 00:46:55,570 Since they've already disturbed you I'll take the ladder. 740 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,290 By all means Signora Palmira. 741 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,570 Did you change shifts? -No, why? 742 00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:01,690 Last night you got in late. -Eh! 743 00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:03,970 Good morning, Paolo. -Good morning. 744 00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:06,840 It cooled down. Do you want it anyway? -For sure! 745 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:09,170 Come here Clara. 746 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:12,850 Look what I've got. -What's this? 747 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:22,090 You like it? -Let's go Paolo. 748 00:47:22,820 --> 00:47:24,920 Not dressed yet? What's up? 749 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,370 What's up is "Bingo Bango Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo." 750 00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:30,250 Did you see what's written? 751 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,120 Let me see. 752 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,830 Look how the cigarettes jump up! 753 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:38,400 Congratulations. -Eh? -Congratulations! 754 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,730 Congratulations! -Congratulations for what? 755 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:46,430 Already at the "with all my love forever"{\i1\b1} stage? I get it! 756 00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:47,410 Here. 757 00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:49,600 Say bye to Daddy. -Bye. 758 00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:53,500 "With All My Love Forever" -Make sure you do the right thing. 759 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,810 Do you know "Bingo Bango Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo"? -No. 760 00:47:58,850 --> 00:48:02,650 I'll teach it to you tonight. It's sweet. You can recite it for your exams. 761 00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:13,450 You know what time it is? Where are you going? 762 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,850 Good morning to you all! 763 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,350 Hey! It's like the boss was bit by a tarantula this morning! 764 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:43,290 Someone stole something. -What? 765 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:46,650 How do I know! -That's his business. What can I do? 766 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:52,850 Hello! 767 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,900 Can I speak to Signora Stroppiani? 768 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,120 It's a matter of importance. 769 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,630 Sure. It's always important! 770 00:48:58,650 --> 00:49:00,830 Who is it? -Someone for the telephone. 771 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:04,050 Call Signora Stroppiani. -Stroppiani? -Yeah, it's for her. 772 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:05,570 You don't have to get her. 773 00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:08,730 Just call her from the street. Her hearing's good. Thanks. 774 00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:10,010 Thanks! 775 00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:24,170 Hello? -Hello. 776 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,570 Hello, Lina? -Yes? 777 00:49:26,780 --> 00:49:29,690 Were you sleeping? Did I wake you? -Oh, it's you? 778 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:33,490 Are you crazy? What was I thinking? 779 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:37,810 Oh yeah. I'm crazy, eh? And we know who's fault that is. 780 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:43,140 Listen, I wanted to thank you. I never saw a nicer one. 781 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:47,530 Eh? A nicer what? -Is it really true? 782 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:53,920 Lina, are you there? -A nicer what? 783 00:49:54,380 --> 00:50:00,640 Tell me if it's true. -I don't understand a thing! 784 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:04,850 Is what true? -Okay, I'll tell you tonight. 785 00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:07,530 Why not tell me now if you meant what you wrote me? 786 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,170 I can't. -What do you mean you can't? 787 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:12,330 What a scoundrel you are! 788 00:50:13,540 --> 00:50:16,770 What are you doing this afternoon? -I don't know. 789 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:19,730 I might be going with Papa to the Train Station 790 00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:23,560 Ah, he's leaving? -Who said anything about leaving? 791 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:26,250 He's got business at the station. Bye. -Bye. 792 00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:31,690 You say it like that? Lina! -How should I say it to you? 793 00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,520 Good bye. 794 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:39,610 Bye. 795 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,130 What's up? 796 00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:45,970 You had it? Some kind of a joke? 797 00:50:46,060 --> 00:50:47,040 Go on... 798 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:49,700 I was up worrying the whole night! 799 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,630 What? 800 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:53,530 What's the big idea? You were showing off for her? 801 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,840 Playing a joke? 802 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:58,170 I turned the garage upside down! -He had it on 'im? 803 00:50:58,260 --> 00:51:00,050 It wasn't so much the value, 804 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:03,250 but the inscription from my wife!. The hand engraving. 805 00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:05,410 A big joke! Always joking! 806 00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:20,450 Good afternoon. How are you? Fine, fine. 807 00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:23,850 So, where did you get that cigarette case? 808 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:30,370 Eh? What? No, you stole it! Yessir, you're a miserable thief! 809 00:51:30,580 --> 00:51:32,610 You stole it from my boss at the garage! 810 00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:35,200 But I'll send you to jail. Just like that, see? 811 00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:38,130 No no no. I don't wanna hear it! No! 812 00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:41,490 Goodbye! Cross my heart! It's over! 813 00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:50,850 Hey. Go call your sister! 814 00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:53,770 She's not here! -I just talked to her on the phone! 815 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:57,760 She's gone. What do we care? -She's at the station with the professor! 816 00:51:58,260 --> 00:52:00,260 Give me two and we're even. 817 00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:08,970 You were right to keep contact, 818 00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:11,050 and take him to the movies last night. 819 00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:14,570 I just felt like it. -A driver is, in fact, a somebody. 820 00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:17,490 Though in principle I don't approve. 821 00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:19,290 Why marry a working man? 822 00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:22,200 Those sleepwalking types read, write, think.. 823 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:23,780 think like everyone else! 824 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:26,010 Do you like this hairstyle? -Terrible! 825 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,490 It's called "Windswept." -Ah. Shameful! 826 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,210 Bon Voyage, professor! 827 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,530 Down the track there's a suitcase made of wild boar. 828 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:35,190 Boar? There's no market for it. The Express is late. I'll wait. 829 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,050 Bon Voyage. My compliments, Miss. 830 00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:39,810 People getting off that train will be late, 831 00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:43,970 rushed, preoccupied, distracted. And we work best with distractions. 832 00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:46,620 As I was saying, a driver is in his own way a somebody, 833 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:50,330 and also for someone in my profession, 834 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:53,330 I won't kid you, a car would come in handy. 835 00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:57,850 Mh...canvas, cardboard. 836 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:01,250 A salesman. Contents: worn out slippers, 837 00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:03,840 pyjamas, a toothbrush. 838 00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:06,010 If you don't see that, then better to be married. 839 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,050 Interested? Well then, 840 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:28,770 a sample, young lady? For you too.. 841 00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:32,450 If I leave them here and there, people pick them up. 842 00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:33,840 Afterwards they remember, 843 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:40,170 "With the cleanser "Bold," everything shines like gold." Get it? 844 00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:44,290 Attention! 845 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:49,410 Now arriving on track 4, Express 276 from Milan! 846 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,050 Wait for me by the exit. -Okay. 847 00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:54,000 I'll pass you the suitcase and you give it to Fortunato. 848 00:53:54,010 --> 00:53:55,310 Yes Papa. 849 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:56,760 Go on. 850 00:53:57,780 --> 00:53:58,730 Bye Papa. 851 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:33,170 Excuse me, are you waiting for someone? 852 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,450 Yes why? -Me too, 853 00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:36,210 I just arrived but I don't see my husband. 854 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:40,080 Could you keep an eye on my suitcase while I go look for him? Thank you. 855 00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:46,290 Did you find him? -No, no. 856 00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:53,250 He's probably outside. 857 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:56,610 You have my bag? How kind. -Eh, yes. -Thank You. 858 00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,930 S'cuse me. You see? Grandma has arrived. 859 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,250 Oh my dear! 860 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,130 My little beauty! -Madame, do you mind? 861 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:07,730 Oh, excuse me! -Thank you, Thank you. 862 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,950 Only the Express costs more, that's what I told Mimma. 863 00:55:11,990 --> 00:55:13,450 First class is extra too. 864 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,100 Well mister, I say it isn't! -Want to bet? 865 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,690 Oh boy! I warn you, I'm not going second class. 866 00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:21,050 The extra you spend on the train, 867 00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:22,800 is what you'd spend at the Belvedere. 868 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:26,450 Let's see how right you are when I give you a slap! 869 00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:54,210 The suitcase! 870 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:58,290 Carletto! -Valeria! -Someone took my suitcase! 871 00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:01,210 Idiot! Where did you leave it? -Over there! 872 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,330 There was a man in a raincoat! 873 00:56:03,430 --> 00:56:06,810 Look for him! Stop thief! -Stop thief! 874 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,570 I was just looking for you! Where's Lina? 875 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,850 Take this. 876 00:56:33,810 --> 00:56:36,400 It's better we speak and settle this once and for all. 877 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,500 Your daughter is a thief! A thief! We have to deal with it! 878 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,090 Let's go. I'm in a rush. 879 00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:42,050 You understand? -Yes, it's about Lina. 880 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:45,330 She deceived us both. I'm leaving! 881 00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:48,970 She was born a delinquent! -Let's go before I get into another taxi! 882 00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:51,010 I'll get another taxi, let's go! 883 00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:53,610 Stop thief! 884 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,210 It was her last night. 885 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,930 She gave me the cigarette case as a gift. -Go! Go! 886 00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:07,250 But where is Lina? -Over there! To the right! Go! GO! 887 00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:10,690 Stop thief! 888 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,990 Stop thief! Keep shouting! -Stop thief! 889 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,370 But where is she? 890 00:57:16,540 --> 00:57:17,490 Who? -Lina! 891 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:21,370 What do you mean "where is she?" At home, of course! 892 00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:24,890 What a thief! He promised to use the German spring. 893 00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:32,130 Ah! This explains your mania with luggage! Other people's luggage! 894 00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:34,940 Scoundrel, you and your daughter! -Paolo, what are you thinking? 895 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:38,170 Oh no, that's it! For God's sake we're going to the police! 896 00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:39,810 I'm a law abiding citizen! 897 00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:01,900 Is he hurt? Pietro? Pietro? 898 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,690 Is that the injured driver? -Yes. 899 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:07,690 Seriously? -No. Are you family? -Yes. -Sister? 900 00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:09,210 Take him to X-Ray. 901 00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:11,770 Take a look at his chest and right arm. 902 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:13,000 Bring him back here after. 903 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:16,530 Paolo, calm down! -Be still! 904 00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:19,250 Don't you worry! The young lady's brave. 905 00:58:19,290 --> 00:58:22,610 Braver than you. It doesn't bother her at all. Bravo, Miss. 906 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,570 Put this on so you don't catch cold. 907 00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:26,330 Are you happy now? 908 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:30,120 Poor Paolo. Does it hurt a lot? Something must be broken! 909 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:38,810 There there. Be brave. 910 00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:41,930 Oh God, I can't speak! 911 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,610 Don't be stupid. Just hope for a good report from the doctor. 912 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:48,090 If it's a some broken bones, you'll be lucky. 913 00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:49,610 Oh thanks a lot! 914 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:52,730 Papa's at the Indian Embassy looking after everything, okay? 915 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Paolo be good. -Right this way. 916 00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:58,910 What a beautiful piece of equipment! 917 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:01,730 Have you ever seen one, Miss? -No, may I? 918 00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:03,410 Please. -Thanks. 919 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,890 In spite of this trouble, we're pretty lucky. 920 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:09,930 By coincidence, my father was at the scene of the accident. 921 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:14,050 Be still and keep your arms by your side. Lights! 922 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,050 Oh God! 923 00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:18,250 How funny you look Paolo! 924 00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:23,290 They're really broken aren't they Doctor? All the ribs are broken! 925 00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:26,810 No, in fact he has a fine chest! -Excuse me miss. 926 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,530 Excuse me. -Ah, of course. 927 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,770 As I was saying, the Indian's car as big as a boat, 928 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,930 drove out of control and hit him. 929 00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:35,320 Paolo's car wasn't moving. 930 00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:38,960 Papa told me he's running to the Indian Embassy with his testimony. 931 00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:41,610 Get out! -What's going on? 932 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:43,610 Didn't you hear? I said "Get out!" 933 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:46,050 What happened? -Stay calm! 934 00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:49,170 I wasn't hit by any car, they're criminals! 935 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,570 He's never behaved like this! 936 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:53,010 Must be the knock to his head. You need to write that in your report! 937 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,530 Doctor, send a policeman to the embassy right away! 938 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:58,290 Before this one starts a war with India! 939 00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:00,100 Calm yourself Paolo, I'm leaving. 940 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,800 She's very patient with him. 941 01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:03,090 Why are you leaving? 942 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,050 It's for the best. I see the effect I have on him. 943 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:06,250 Here's what I recommend doctor. 944 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:08,330 Tell him not to worry. Papa's looking after it. 945 01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:11,130 The Indians will pay for everything. Goodbye. 946 01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:15,470 So I saw this big car speeding towards us. 947 01:00:15,490 --> 01:00:16,830 From where? -From the left. 948 01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:19,050 While the taxi... -was going very slowly. 949 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:20,890 on the right. 950 01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:22,690 The voice of innocence. 951 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:26,090 I'm here because that poor fellow begged me to help him, 952 01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:27,450 before they carried him away. 953 01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:29,690 The Consul says, 954 01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:33,130 that according to his report it was the taxi's fault. 955 01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:36,610 I realize that if we found ourselves in India, 956 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:39,530 driving an elephant and crashed it into another elephant, 957 01:00:39,620 --> 01:00:43,890 we'd have the feeling of being hit and ask for damages. 958 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,570 But that would be an error of judgement, 959 01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:49,100 due to a lack of experience in driving the vehicle. 960 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,700 Do you follow me? 961 01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:55,800 The Consul says that in India we drive more cars than elephants. 962 01:00:55,900 --> 01:00:58,530 It's the same in Italy but the question is more psychological. 963 01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:01,130 In any case, tell His Excellency that the victim, 964 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:04,810 is a fine young man who's worked hard for many years, 965 01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:07,930 to buy a small share of his taxi. 966 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:12,650 Just a tiny piece of the whole car. And now that piece is in pieces. 967 01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:14,250 Now I wonder, 968 01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:17,960 what would it cost your citizens who own whole cars, 969 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:22,370 as big as trains, to be generous with this poor young man? 970 01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:28,970 The Consul agrees to resolve the matter right away, 971 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,930 but wishes to hear from other witnesses. 972 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,890 Of course, right away. Let's go kids. 973 01:01:33,140 --> 01:01:34,490 Thank you Consul sir. 974 01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:39,290 I never doubted the generosity of the Indian people. 975 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:41,490 Gentlemen, on your feet! Here's The Consul. 976 01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:45,890 Good day, Excellency. 977 01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:49,890 These are them? -Yes, they were most eager to volunteer. 978 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,530 I'll send for the Italian Commissioner. 979 01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:56,490 So Papa? 980 01:01:56,740 --> 01:01:59,810 The Orientals, properly bred, are far superior, 981 01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:02,810 to Westerners. Did you touch this? -No. And so? 982 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:06,530 A fine fellow The Consul. Kind. Ready to pay damages. 983 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:09,000 How much? -Everything. 984 01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:11,740 I had the money in my pocket. Isn't the light working? 985 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:14,010 Leave it. And then? -I tell you It was great! 986 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,610 But then we went to the Commissioner. 987 01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:18,330 And? -They arrested the witnesses! All of them! 988 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,450 Fortunato too. -So nothing! 989 01:02:20,540 --> 01:02:22,650 Paolo must pay the damages. -It seems so. 990 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:24,800 I promised him. -You promised him. 991 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,930 If things had gone as they should, 992 01:02:27,020 --> 01:02:28,770 but nothing does anymore. 993 01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:30,650 Read the papers, the world's gone crazy. 994 01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:32,650 You can't count on anything! 995 01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:35,490 Let's sell this. -It's says "U.S. ARMY." 996 01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:37,370 It's stamped. Who would take it? 997 01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:52,410 Papa, 998 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:54,970 No one buys it 'cause if you're caught... 999 01:02:55,060 --> 01:02:56,170 Confiscation and jail. 1000 01:02:56,260 --> 01:02:58,490 How long? -Depends, six months to a year. 1001 01:02:58,660 --> 01:03:01,220 Like for a pickpocket? -The moment you're a pickpocket, 1002 01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:05,930 they give you one to six years: Article 624 and 625. But you.. 1003 01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:08,410 Forget about it. 1004 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:10,730 Who's thinking about it? Besides, I don't have the talent. 1005 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,440 I might as well get married. 1006 01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:20,650 Mister Paolo. 1007 01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:27,770 Mister Paolo, don't you see? The young lady is here! 1008 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,970 But Mister Paolo... -Leave it, leave it. 1009 01:03:35,370 --> 01:03:37,890 I'm glad to see you're all in one piece. 1010 01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:40,450 Send her away! -But Mister Paolo. 1011 01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:43,530 Signora, do me a favour and ask him if an Indian came, 1012 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,490 an ambassador, and if he brought everything he was supposed to. 1013 01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:49,490 We asked for 90,000 because that's what they told me at the garage. 1014 01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:51,330 Tell him also that he has, 1015 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:53,330 my father to thank for everything. 1016 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,840 You're still listening to her? Get rid of her! 1017 01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:57,450 Have patience, Mister Paolo. 1018 01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,840 And if you want my advice, don't leave her alone. 1019 01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:02,690 She's liable to take off with all the furniture! 1020 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:05,970 Now I'll talk! Where is she? 1021 01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:14,290 Where'd she go? 1022 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:17,210 With the warm welcome you gave her, she'll be long gone! 1023 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,610 Fine, better still. 1024 01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:23,010 Ah, there you are. -So? 1025 01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:27,440 Don't close the door. That's no good. 1026 01:04:27,740 --> 01:04:29,690 You want your landlady to get ideas? 1027 01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:32,010 Or are you used to having girls here? 1028 01:04:32,740 --> 01:04:35,650 At this time of day you should close the balcony. 1029 01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:37,280 The heat gets in, 1030 01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:39,410 and the flies. 1031 01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:42,850 Go on! What do you want? If you even know what you want? 1032 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:44,410 You told me to come! 1033 01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:45,640 Me? -Yes, you! 1034 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:50,250 Or was it me? You or me, It doesn't matter who said it. 1035 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,410 Anyway I might have to go away for awhile. -Yes! 1036 01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:58,050 Maybe a year. Between one and six years. -Eh?! 1037 01:04:58,220 --> 01:05:01,490 If you throw me out you won't see me again. 1038 01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:05,090 Well, I'm satisfied that everything went well. 1039 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,290 With Papa it always ends up okay. 1040 01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:09,360 So then -But... 1041 01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:10,690 Bye. 1042 01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:15,330 What went well? What went well? 1043 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,650 You know where I'm going now, you wretch? 1044 01:05:18,150 --> 01:05:21,370 You disaster! A world class disaster! 1045 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:23,490 They fixed my taxi. 1046 01:05:23,580 --> 01:05:27,410 Now I'm going to kneel in front of my boss and beg him to let me work! 1047 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:31,570 "Let me work I beg you. I'll pay you back one day at a time for the rest of my life." 1048 01:05:31,740 --> 01:05:33,970 That's what you've done to me! 1049 01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:37,610 Paolo! You're not suggesting that you didn't get the money. 1050 01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:39,690 Oh, Mama mia! -No!? 1051 01:05:39,860 --> 01:05:42,290 What money? Who was supposed to give me the money? 1052 01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,300 The Ambassador! 1053 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,790 Everything was agreed between the Commissioner and Papa and everyone! 1054 01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:48,890 I was positive. Otherwise how would I dare come here? 1055 01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:50,120 Don't you worry! 1056 01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:52,370 I'll go to the embassy. I have an appointment with Papa. 1057 01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:56,210 No, you're not going anywhere because you don't have to go anywhere. 1058 01:05:57,660 --> 01:06:00,500 As for your father, I hope never to see him again! 1059 01:06:00,550 --> 01:06:02,170 Papa says the same as you. 1060 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:04,370 He doesn't want me to see you anymore either. -What? 1061 01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:08,680 Look, I don't want to argue. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. 1062 01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:10,890 Let me go, they'll pay you, and we'll never speak of it again. 1063 01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:14,090 Who's supposed to pay me? And why, if it's my fault? 1064 01:06:15,380 --> 01:06:18,610 I didn't signal! I turned suddenly! 1065 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:22,170 I turned to the left and... -You see, you're not even sure! 1066 01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:23,610 To begin with, 1067 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:26,130 First: These days the rich are always at fault. 1068 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:29,210 Second: The Ambassador is an Indian. 1069 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:32,970 What difference does it make if you went left, right, straight as an arrow. 1070 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:34,690 Why complicate things? 1071 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:37,240 Indians are Indians. They're very nice. 1072 01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:40,530 Not to mention they own the world's most beautiful jewels. 1073 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:42,850 Look, Lina! -You're so conceited! 1074 01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:45,500 Do you know more than an ambassador? -Listen to her! 1075 01:06:45,510 --> 01:06:49,050 You know.. -I know that every word you say is a lie! 1076 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,050 You can't help it! 1077 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:53,730 Only lies. Since the day I met you! 1078 01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,970 The brother, the cigarette case... 1079 01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:58,610 Slow down, slow down.. -What do you mean slow down? 1080 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:02,890 What cigarette case? -How shameless you are! 1081 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:04,970 Okay, where did you buy it? 1082 01:07:05,340 --> 01:07:08,290 I didn't buy it. It was a gift. 1083 01:07:08,580 --> 01:07:10,490 And if you insist, I can even tell you who. 1084 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:13,610 Yes, I insist. -The boss at your garage! 1085 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,730 But he went crazy looking for it! 1086 01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:18,690 Yes, your boss offered me a cigarette and I.. 1087 01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:22,450 I remember perfectly, I was in that glassy little room, 1088 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:25,280 How can you stand it? You can't even breathe in there. 1089 01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:26,520 And then? 1090 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:29,250 And then what? You need to rub it in? 1091 01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,370 He was being funny, showing me how, 1092 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:35,160 the cigarettes popped out. -And then? 1093 01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:37,980 And then enough! You make me angry Paolo! 1094 01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:39,810 You make a big thing out of every stupid story! 1095 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,650 Who did this. Who did that, 1096 01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:43,170 and on, and on, and on! 1097 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:47,290 If I think of how happy I was to give you a present, 1098 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,770 I could give myself a slap! A slap! 1099 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,110 Now you see how no one can possibly reason with you! 1100 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,840 Okay, will you let me speak? 1101 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,960 What else have you been doing up to now? 1102 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,160 What? -I said "feel free to speak." 1103 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,750 Dammit! 1104 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,830 Speak! 1105 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,390 Paolo, what are you doing? Aren't we fighting? 1106 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:32,150 Stop it. You're taking advantage. You know I love it when you hold me. 1107 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:34,200 What if I never hold you again? 1108 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,590 Isn't that what you're doing now? 1109 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,070 Listen Lina, what's all this about leaving? 1110 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,310 Did you just say that to make me angry? 1111 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,470 It would make it easier if I left. 1112 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:57,840 Why? when? -By tonight. But I hope not. 1113 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,200 How is that possible? So sudden? And you don't even know for how long. 1114 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:04,160 It's not up to me. I don't set the time. 1115 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,360 What do you mean? -We'll see how things turn out. 1116 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,560 Look Lina, it'll all turn out fine. Don't talk about it anymore. 1117 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,550 Will you? 1118 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:19,750 Paolo... 1119 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,590 Paolo! It's the guy from the garage! 1120 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,510 Mister Paolo, may I? Yes, yes. Of course. 1121 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,040 You're wanted at the garage right away. 1122 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,310 I get it. 1123 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:36,030 It's a sign. I bet it's the boss. 1124 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,720 The taxi's fixed? You saw it? 1125 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:48,750 I can come back to work? Tell him I'll be there right away! 1126 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,950 Great, great! 1127 01:09:53,840 --> 01:10:00,550 Yes. I've got news for him too! I'll be right over. Bye. 1128 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,560 Did you hear? -Yes. 1129 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:10,190 I give you my ring and the boss sends for me. 1130 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,670 You know what that means? 1131 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,790 Today we start all over again. -Okay. 1132 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,590 A fresh start. -Yes. 1133 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,670 Where are the keys? -In your coat pocket.. 1134 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,950 Thanks. Will you come along? -Only to the entrance. 1135 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:27,110 But why? -A fresh start. Remember? 1136 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,280 Goodbye Signora. -Goodbye. 1137 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,630 Bye Paolo. 1138 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,720 Look at the mess they made of this car. 1139 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,400 Who ever saw a car like this? Looks like a map. 1140 01:10:50,900 --> 01:10:52,710 See the masterpiece? 1141 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,230 This car here, 1142 01:10:54,330 --> 01:10:55,800 suits me just fine. 1143 01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,230 The boss wants you. He's got a surprise for you. C'mon. 1144 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,630 Good day. So they brought the money, eh? 1145 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:11,070 That's what they want from you. -Say what? 1146 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:12,750 And they want it now. 1147 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,950 Is this a joke? This is a big misunderstanding. 1148 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,120 I was told that they were bringing it! 1149 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,870 Hey look. Speak to the Ambassador. He's giving me a hundred thousand. 1150 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,430 Paolo, you're being an idiot. It's you that has to cough up the money. 1151 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,870 {\i1\b1} ~The money! 1152 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,550 Dammit all! 1153 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:37,120 What happened? -To think that I believed her. 1154 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,230 That miserable.. 1155 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:44,880 Relax! You go on like that and next thing you know she reels you back in. Take it easy! Relax! 1156 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,910 Shall we go? 1157 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,500 Oh....So? 1158 01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:59,310 So nothing! He said 5:00. -It's 5:30 1159 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,030 She's right! We answer to the boss now! 1160 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,870 You arrange, you plan, you decide... 1161 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:07,320 I came up with the idea. So I arrange, I plan, I decide. 1162 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,150 If you agree fine. If not, goodbye! 1163 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,040 And to be clear, I'm not taking a third. 1164 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,870 What?? -I'm taking half. 1165 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,230 Find some other shoes and change that shirt. 1166 01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,150 What's wrong with you? -Everyone on the 53 bus will look at you. 1167 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:22,870 Papa was right, you don't know how to work. Let's go! 1168 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,480 And not so close! Behind me! 1169 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,000 Lina? Hello Papa. 1170 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,470 Lina....Lina! 1171 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,480 Papa, I've always done it my way. 1172 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,800 Mind asking your friends to step back? 1173 01:12:40,850 --> 01:12:42,590 What do you want? -Step back! 1174 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,310 Just a minute. I'll be right there. 1175 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,500 Okay. 1176 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,400 Good day. -Good day. -So what now? 1177 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:57,000 Have you got 200 lira? -That's what this is about? 1178 01:12:57,020 --> 01:13:00,030 Two eggnog milkshakes. -Here they are. -It'll do you good. 1179 01:13:00,070 --> 01:13:01,650 My girl, you're not making sense. 1180 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,480 You ask me if you can go to the movies, 1181 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,320 but you don't ask me if you can steal a car. 1182 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,910 Who's stealing a car? I'm leaving now. They're waiting for me. Bye. 1183 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,720 Lina....come here. 1184 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:15,110 Where are you going? 1185 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:19,430 The "53." -Ah, pickpocketing on the bus. 1186 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,910 Too simple. So beneath you. 1187 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:25,750 And with those two there? 1188 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,430 So? -Come on Lina! 1189 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,160 Nowadays only decent working people take the bus. 1190 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,480 You risk robbing a pensioner. 1191 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,150 Papa, you know I need to come up with 100,000 lira. 1192 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,400 I said 90,000. -Same thing. 1193 01:13:38,430 --> 01:13:40,040 By the end of the day. 1194 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:43,190 I promised him that you got the Ambassador to agree. 1195 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:46,110 And he believed it? -Papa, that's how he is. 1196 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:47,960 He always believes me. 1197 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,990 Well, he's quite a fool. You chose well. 1198 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,320 Who chose? Gimme a break! 1199 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:56,600 But do we want him to die heartbroken? 1200 01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,950 Don't worry. I've experienced plenty of heartbreak, 1201 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:04,790 but I've never seen anyone die of it. On the contrary, 1202 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:07,750 one could even suggest that heartbreak prolongs life itself. 1203 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,950 It's a topic not sufficiently examined, but worth pursuing. 1204 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:15,480 Now then, the "53." The route goes through the well to do area. 1205 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,400 If you get it right, all you'll need is one pocketbook. 1206 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:24,590 Is it really that serious? -Yes, Papa. 1207 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,310 Okay, then you go, 1208 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,510 with me! -Papa! 1209 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,160 Time for a change. -Alright! 1210 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000 Lina. 1211 01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:35,510 Sorry, but we're done here. Bye! 1212 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,430 Bloody Hell, she made us come all the way out here. 1213 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,150 Wait. Are we gonna take that from her? Come on. 1214 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,470 You see, 1215 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:55,670 faith...I'm just going to show some faith... Imbecile! Stupid idiot. Jackass! 1216 01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:01,510 Big fat fool. Stupid moron! You dug your own grave! 1217 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:10,550 Enough. It's useless to speak of it further. Goodbye. Adios. Slam the door. Finished! 1218 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,440 What's to discuss? 1219 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,030 Ticket. 1220 01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,070 And the pastry? You forgot it on the seat as usual, eh? 1221 01:16:33,090 --> 01:16:34,310 No, it's right here. 1222 01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,920 Oh, this bus. Sorry. 1223 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,710 Look! -He's got it. -No he doesn't. -He's got it! 1224 01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,760 Drop it now! I see you! Stop them! Those two thieves! 1225 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,270 Stop them! Stop thief! Stop thief! 1226 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:15,590 Are you crazy? -From the nut house? 1227 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:18,670 The pastry! -Here it is! 1228 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,510 I say. That's my wallet! 1229 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,550 Thanks to me. I rescued it! Here! 1230 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,350 Stay calm. What happened? Where's the thief? 1231 01:17:25,370 --> 01:17:26,900 Aha! It's you!! 1232 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:30,430 No! I was robbed! -He's right. He was the victim. 1233 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:34,880 No, they're the thieves. Those two! -Who? -These two...these four! 1234 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:38,080 Excuse me but how dare you accuse perfect strangers? 1235 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,430 Perfect strangers, eh? What nerve! 1236 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,480 Now you'll pay for everything! For the train station, 1237 01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,360 for the car, for the cigarette case. You'll see! 1238 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,290 You see that? -What's wrong? 1239 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:49,650 A theft! Thieves! -I'm only the night guard. 1240 01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,640 You should always be on duty! -Take them to the Police Station. 1241 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,440 I go on duty in an hour! 1242 01:17:54,450 --> 01:17:56,710 And what am I supposed to do? I have to stay with the bus. Get up! 1243 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,230 Take them to any jail in Rome. -Be my guest. 1244 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,880 Take 'em all to the police! 1245 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,600 We're leaving. Come, we'll get a taxi. 1246 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,070 What taxi? You must come to the police with us! 1247 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,910 For what? -For your testimony! To straighten everything about those two! 1248 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,390 What's he saying? -Don't worry dear. Leave it to me. 1249 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:16,560 Watch those two! They're thieves. Don't let them escape! 1250 01:18:16,630 --> 01:18:20,390 The Police Station..where's that? -Close by. Come, I know the way. 1251 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,430 I apologize. What a world! 1252 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:29,070 What do you earn as a night guard? Can you make a living? 1253 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,200 With God's good graces I make a living. 1254 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,270 Can one join easily? -Just apply. 1255 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,080 You never notice a thing. Keep your eyes on the pastry! 1256 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:39,950 Hey! There's Paolo! 1257 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,870 Hello Paolo! -Compliments to the Miss. 1258 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:43,390 What "Miss?" 1259 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,600 Remember when they tried to steal my car? 1260 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,160 I got all four of them! 1261 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,830 Isn't one of them your fiancé? -What "fiancé?" 1262 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:53,830 Come wih us to the Police Station. For the safety of the other drivers! 1263 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:54,950 Let's go! 1264 01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:02,240 And do you get a pension? -Oh please! After 30 years of service... 1265 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,790 Shame on you. Give me the pastry! -But why? -Because I say so! 1266 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,600 Watch out for the broken step. Madame, there's a broken step. Careful. 1267 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:10,630 Thank you. 1268 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:15,560 Still, the job has many advantages: The night, the solitude, the silence. 1269 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,440 Funny it never occured to me before. 1270 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,640 After all, I'm an ex-military man... 1271 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,800 The stairs begin to tire me. 1272 01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,070 You're telling me! 1273 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,950 You hold the crust like that? That does it! We'll give it to the dog. 1274 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,230 No, I'll hold it like this! 1275 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,360 Call the chief. -What do you want? 1276 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,160 We're reporting a.. -Hold on! 1277 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:36,280 Let's go in order. We should speak to the Police Commissioner. 1278 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,990 then we fill out a report. 1279 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,700 Would you announce us please? 1280 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,110 Professor Stroppiani... 1281 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,790 and friends. -The Chief is busy. 1282 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,920 You'll have to wait a bit. Make yourselves comfortable. 1283 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,910 Make yourselves comfortable. 1284 01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:52,130 The Chief is taking down a confession. Is there anything I should do? 1285 01:19:52,170 --> 01:19:54,050 -Yeah, stop wasting time, 1286 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,320 and look after things, got it? -Yes sir! 1287 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,280 But for the record you're defending. -Eh. 1288 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,990 You'll have to wait. I'm sorry. 1289 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:10,230 What are we even doing here? Who am I accusing? 1290 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:13,790 Exactly, my dear friend. One could say that the whole thing, 1291 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,150 is a regrettable misunderstanding. 1292 01:20:16,190 --> 01:20:18,470 You're not listening to him are you? 1293 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:21,470 He's a thief who uses his daughter! 1294 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:24,670 A disgrace. A father that uses his daughter, 1295 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,110 to reel in fools like me..and you! 1296 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,350 Yes. And these two are the guys that work with them. 1297 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:32,870 What are you saying... 1298 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,590 Calm down. 1299 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:39,720 If we all agreed, we wouldn't be here, right? 1300 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:43,750 Cappucinos! -Calm down. -Cappucinos. Here you go. 1301 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,720 Who's this for? -Perfect. Put it down here. 1302 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,840 In fact, we'll have something else. Madame, would you like something? 1303 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,470 Yes, an orange juice. -For me a rhubarb liqueur. 1304 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,150 Orange soda. -And you two? 1305 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,560 A chocolate ice cream. -A beer. 1306 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,390 So, two orange, a rhubarb, a beer, and a chocolate cream. 1307 01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:00,470 Lina, do you want a coffee? -Thank you Papa. 1308 01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:03,070 And for them? -Coffee, coffee. -Coffee. -Coffee with a shot. 1309 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,030 Four coffees. These are getting cold. 1310 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,070 Bring another four. 1311 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,950 As I was saying, it's quite normal for everyone to have their own opinion. 1312 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,390 But here there's been talk of theft. So the question arises, 1313 01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:21,070 who benefits? 1314 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,190 Who..stands to gain? 1315 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,360 How much did you have in your wallet? 1316 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,310 Tell them. 1317 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,390 120,000 lira cash and checks for about a million. 1318 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,600 Brank drafts, luckily. 1319 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:39,390 Luckily? They can be cashed just as easily. 1320 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,720 They're as good as cash. -Huh? If you lose them, for sure. 1321 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:46,240 There are a lot of fellows who with 100,000 or even 90,000 lira, 1322 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:47,910 could solve all their problems. 1323 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,960 What are you insinuating? -I'm just making a point. 1324 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,110 I know you needed 90,000 lira and he had 120,000. 1325 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:57,640 You see? You see what's going on? He's accusing me of being the thief! 1326 01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:01,160 You know how it works. The girl catches the eye of some fool, 1327 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,670 who believes he's made a conquest, meanwhile her accomplice... 1328 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,750 Oh really? That's the second time you've accused my husband. 1329 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,680 Are you listening to this? 1330 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,670 And you have nothing to say? So it's true! 1331 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,350 But... -You filthy pig! 1332 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,480 At your age! -But I... 1333 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:20,590 Young lady, please tell them. I might have... 1334 01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:23,400 but I never... -Speak up young lady. 1335 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,360 Nothing would surprise me. 1336 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,590 For years I put up with him. Years! Now it's enough! 1337 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,910 Don't be ridiculous! -Don't touch me. You're disgusting! 1338 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,510 Madame...Take this, sonny, and learn something. 1339 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,870 Madame, I'm much older than you. 1340 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:39,470 I could be your father.. or even your older brother. 1341 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:43,000 How can you believe these shocking accusations? 1342 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,520 Let's stop and think... 1343 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,800 Your husband and I are in the same situation. 1344 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,630 You're husband's accused of indecency, and I'm accused of theft. 1345 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:55,030 Accused by the same person who didn't stop and do two important things: 1346 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,710 Stop and think. 1347 01:22:57,080 --> 01:23:00,230 You may ask, "Where do I," 1348 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:02,430 "fit into this story?" 1349 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:06,710 Isn't it possible that the winding path of fate's arrow, 1350 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:08,840 takes it's time to reach a person... 1351 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,960 Stop! Save your "arrow" story for the Chief of Police! 1352 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,870 You don't understand a thing. Put down the cup. 1353 01:23:13,890 --> 01:23:15,920 Take a moment, Madame. Like I do. 1354 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,550 How can you compare yourself to this charlatan? 1355 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,120 If you only knew what a hellish life. 1356 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:25,840 Married at 18. A rare flower, dear sir. -I believe it. 1357 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:27,960 Here we go. -You had the orange soda, right? 1358 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,160 Elsa, please, don't be ridiculous! 1359 01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:34,750 And you? What's this got to do with you? 1360 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,480 What do you want? -Who, me? -You! 1361 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:37,510 What do you mean? 1362 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,720 Don't you understand. The whole thing is a trick to throw us off the scent! 1363 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,030 He's the thief! -Me? 1364 01:23:42,050 --> 01:23:44,000 He had the wallet in his hand! Him! 1365 01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,990 I surprised him! I raised the alarm! 1366 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,430 I caught him red-handed! -You? Go on! 1367 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:51,270 Forget it! -Well, who's denouncing who? 1368 01:23:51,290 --> 01:23:53,710 As I was saying, it's not easy for everyone to agree. 1369 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:56,350 You had the rhubarb? -Yes, thanks. 1370 01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:58,670 Thanks Lina. And you two, beer and an ice cream. 1371 01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:02,070 I'll pour. Or do you want the waiter to do it? -I had the orange soda. 1372 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:03,750 Quiet! What's going on? 1373 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:06,270 Nothing, we're waiting for the Commissioner. 1374 01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:07,310 That lady's first, 1375 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,810 but if the Commissioner's busy we can come back tomorrow. 1376 01:24:09,850 --> 01:24:12,190 If it's not urgent that would be better. The Chief is on his way out. 1377 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,790 No it's urgent! Very urgent! 1378 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,110 I ordered a cappuccino. 1379 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,550 Hello Chief. No more cappuccino. An orange soda? 1380 01:24:21,660 --> 01:24:23,870 Please take. I am Professor Stroppiani. 1381 01:24:24,270 --> 01:24:26,790 What is this? A snack bar? Who are you? What are you doing here? 1382 01:24:26,810 --> 01:24:30,160 Chief, I brought him here. It involves a pickpocketing on the bus. 1383 01:24:30,180 --> 01:24:32,810 The 53, from the Parioli district. -Who's accusing? Who's the thief? 1384 01:24:32,830 --> 01:24:36,030 Truly it's a bit unclear. -No, it's perfectly clear! 1385 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:39,440 Who are you? You know them? So it seems. Get his papers! 1386 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:43,030 They brought me to testify but I didn't see a thing. 1387 01:24:43,060 --> 01:24:44,830 I brought him to testify! Me! 1388 01:24:44,860 --> 01:24:46,840 You'll speak when I ask! 1389 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,960 And them? Are they thieves too? -Yes sir, the other two thieves. 1390 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:54,110 They wanted to steal my car a month ago. It's one big story... 1391 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:55,900 -Crazy!! -What do you know? 1392 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,540 -Quiet! And who are you? 1393 01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,800 Taxi drivers Mister Commissioner sir. -At your service. 1394 01:25:00,830 --> 01:25:02,360 What do they have to do with this? 1395 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:05,430 Mister Commissioner, they're friends of my fiancé. 1396 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,910 And you? -My daughter Lina. 1397 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:10,990 Thank you. 1398 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:16,320 And so? 1399 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:18,440 Go on Paolo, tell him... 1400 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,270 Tell the Commissioner why we're here. 1401 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,750 A misunderstanding. A terrible misunderstanding. 1402 01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:24,950 Do you take sugar? -Thanks. 1403 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:27,600 A misunderstanding. These youngsters didn't even realize what they were doing. 1404 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:30,310 No Papa, Paolo's no fool. He knows what he's saying. 1405 01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:32,320 Of course I know. I know very well. 1406 01:25:32,340 --> 01:25:34,550 Was she the one robbed? -No no. 1407 01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:36,950 I was the one they robbed. -So what is it you want then? 1408 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,440 I saw the theft and did my duty! 1409 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,720 And don't forget these two for the car! 1410 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,630 All I know is that I saw the wallet in his hand! 1411 01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:46,150 I only took it to return it! 1412 01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:49,680 It's true. He returned it right away. Everyone saw it, right? 1413 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,870 It was a fine display of honesty, 1414 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:54,110 because there was a lot of money in the wallet, 1415 01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,790 and Paolo had to come up with 90,000 lira today, 1416 01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:00,440 to pay for the repairs on his car, right? 1417 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,990 He was really honest. A credit to his profession. 1418 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,390 In his place, I would've kept it. 1419 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:08,910 Fine. And you? Who do you want to report? 1420 01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:13,390 Mister Commissioner, Paolo wants to report everyone. 1421 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:16,600 Above all me. He says I'd be better off in prison. 1422 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,750 Is he crazy? -What? 1423 01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:21,270 Absurd. -You. Witnesses. We're listening. 1424 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,640 Me first. Excuse me Comissioner but I didn't see anything. 1425 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,230 And I saw something? -No, fellows, wait! 1426 01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,750 I wasn't even on the bus. -I'm not sticking my neck out. 1427 01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:32,160 Do you realize how serious this is? 1428 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:35,150 I called them here to testify about the car robbery. 1429 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,270 From before! 1430 01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:39,470 But dearest, all we need is testimony as to your character. 1431 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:42,590 He's a good person and the most honest anywhere. 1432 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:44,240 Moreso, today has proven that, 1433 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:46,300 you should thank him and give him a percentage. 1434 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:49,160 -I'm not sure how much. -Me? Give him? 1435 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:53,950 Of course, the 10 per cent. It's the law! -Certainly. Certainly. Certainly. 1436 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,950 Certainly, if I'm the thief! 1437 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,520 You're the thief? -Eh... 1438 01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:00,510 Don't pay any attention. I told you what I saw... 1439 01:27:00,530 --> 01:27:02,990 Quiet! Proceed. 1440 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:05,630 If I'm the thief like Paolo insists, 1441 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,910 Paolo should get his percentage, and me... 1442 01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:10,230 I'm happy to go to jail. 1443 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:13,430 How much time do I get for pickpocketing, Mister Commissioner? 1444 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,000 Depends. Up to six years. 1445 01:27:16,050 --> 01:27:17,710 You hear that Paolo? 1446 01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,900 I'll be locked up for a long time and you'll be satisfied. 1447 01:27:20,050 --> 01:27:22,800 What're you saying? -You shut up! What a hard hearted... 1448 01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:25,990 What shenanigans! Let's go over this again. 1449 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:27,990 Are you saying that the young lady is the thief? 1450 01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:31,230 No, no. I'm saying... -That the young lady isn't the thief. 1451 01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:32,310 Okay then. 1452 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,110 The young lady says that you're not the thief. 1453 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:38,150 And I believe her. 1454 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:40,800 Why? Thieves have a completely different look. 1455 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,070 Which one's Paolo Sivestrelli? -It's me. What is it? 1456 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,800 Come with me for a moment please. -Go! Go! 1457 01:27:45,830 --> 01:27:49,040 Finally you can talk to your heart's content. Run along! 1458 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:53,000 Paolo! 1459 01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:55,360 Don't worry, he's in good hands. 1460 01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:57,510 As we were saying. It's not him, 1461 01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,030 and the young lady..out of the question. 1462 01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,110 You're the famous witnesses... 1463 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:07,080 He's the night watchman and who are the thieves? Those two over there? 1464 01:28:07,140 --> 01:28:09,670 Put down that stuff! -Mister Commissioner... 1465 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:12,590 Is it those two? -I've never seen them before! 1466 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:17,270 So where does that leave us? You're the victim and you're his wife, so... 1467 01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:21,230 So who are the thieves? -Exactly. 1468 01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:23,320 A misunderstanding. -Oh! 1469 01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:25,520 We've been wasting His Honours's time. 1470 01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:28,000 Further proof we've been inconsiderate, 1471 01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:29,390 especially since there was no theft, 1472 01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:31,250 as you have the wallet, right Madam? 1473 01:28:31,260 --> 01:28:32,830 I'm not talking. I'll talk at home. 1474 01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:35,390 Okay, let's go. It's stifling in here, right? -Right. 1475 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:37,830 Please Miss, after you. 1476 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,200 Now let's tidy up that small matter... -What matter? 1477 01:28:42,210 --> 01:28:43,900 The 10% for the person who found the wallet. 1478 01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:46,430 Don't make me laugh! -The law is no laughing matter! 1479 01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,870 He'll find out soon enough, don't you worry. 1480 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,110 And the drinks? -Charge it to The Commisioner. 1481 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:57,900 To the precinct...I remember you well. During the Allied occupation. 1482 01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,400 -What do you mean black market? 1483 01:28:59,420 --> 01:29:02,450 This says Silvestrelli Pietro. My name's Paolo! In those days I was stationed in Brindisi! 1484 01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:05,520 Silvestrelli Paolo! -I drove a truck for someone else. 1485 01:29:05,550 --> 01:29:08,320 And carried contraband. -I carried potatoes to the police. 1486 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:10,100 What do potatoes have to do with the police? -Oh God, 1487 01:29:10,110 --> 01:29:12,950 I brought potatoes to the police cafeteria! 1488 01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,390 Nothing on Silvestrelli Paolo! -There! Okay? 1489 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:18,470 Yeah, okay. Your type always has a good alibi! 1490 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,270 But you always end up at the police station! 1491 01:29:21,350 --> 01:29:23,080 -That'll be 580. -What do you want? 1492 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,880 Stupid idiot! Bang my head on a wall! 1493 01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:29,990 You see? 1494 01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:33,190 Paolo! They let you go, I'm so glad. 1495 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,590 Come with me! 1496 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:51,710 I ought to fill your face with slaps! -So let me have it. 1497 01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:52,790 Can I help you? 1498 01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:55,910 How much are the onions? -55. -Too expensive. 1499 01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,110 -S'cuse me. -Keep walking! 1500 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,460 I ought to fill your face with slaps! 1501 01:30:07,470 --> 01:30:09,560 I get it. But hurry up, they're watching us. 1502 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,960 Why I outta... -No! Shame on you! 1503 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,600 What? -Yes, shame on you! 1504 01:30:13,650 --> 01:30:15,750 It's true, nothing should surprise me nowadays but... 1505 01:30:15,770 --> 01:30:17,830 What are you saying? What's it your business? 1506 01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:20,830 Can't my husband do as he pleases without asking your permission? 1507 01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,630 Your husband? -For your own good, you shouldn't jump to conclusions. 1508 01:30:23,650 --> 01:30:24,600 Completely crazy! 1509 01:30:24,610 --> 01:30:27,350 Are you intimidated by this guy? -Me? 1510 01:30:27,440 --> 01:30:29,700 Does my husband ask what you do with your wife? Eh? 1511 01:30:29,710 --> 01:30:30,800 Enough! 1512 01:30:30,810 --> 01:30:32,700 Shut up! -Okay! 1513 01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:35,890 You always let people walk all over you. 1514 01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:37,430 Me? -Yes you! 1515 01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:42,710 Well then, will you slap me or not? I deserve it! 1516 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,700 You said I was your husband? 1517 01:30:44,710 --> 01:30:46,430 I'm your husband? -Yes! 1518 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:50,190 Ah! Bravo! Finally! 1519 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:00,080 Okay! 1520 01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:01,980 Have you gone crazy? 1521 01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:04,000 Step aside! 1522 01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:06,080 Kids, what are you doing? Have you gone crazy? 1523 01:31:06,090 --> 01:31:09,510 I'll seize that! Madame, please! 1524 01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:13,910 Stand back! Move along! Move along! Stand back! 1525 01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,000 Oh! Will you look at them? How long have they been kissing? 1526 01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:22,210 53 seconds by my watch! 124047