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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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The Couple has power.
And they are not good people.
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Give me the page.
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If the finger's still
viable, I reattach.
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I'm Hyman Cooper.
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I was a student here in
the 1920s... a traveler.
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Someone moved my body.
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I stole this.
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Stasis charm... freezes
the wearer in time.
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Holy shit. Umber?
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You make for an excellent
focus group for my new world.
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More of a pocket world, really.
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I will get out of here.
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And then I'll turn you
into lobsters and eat you.
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Hey, what happened to your eye?
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I lent it to Josh.
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Your own personal Margo-Pro.
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Josh didn't die.
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- He was in the Taker Realm and...
- That's not possible.
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Somebody opened a door that
should not have been opened.
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It could mean the end of everything.
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I think I can't do what I need to do
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if I'm worried about how
it's gonna affect you.
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I think we need to be done.
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My pregnancy is going to be sped up?
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It's Red Monkey Month.
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Everything goes faster
in Red Monkey Month.
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Wait, so you're saying that's a thing...
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me being able to take on
what the baby can do?
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Maybe.
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Well, maybe this baby's a traveler.
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Yeah, uh... we should probably talk.
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It seems like I missed a lot here.
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It's actually super simple.
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The Dark King, aka Rupert Chatwin,
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is trying to jailbreak his dead
lover out of hell or whatever,
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so he needs to get rid
of the guard dogs first.
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Hence, using you as a
human smallpox blanket
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to kill the Takers.
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Yeah, I-I meant more like, uh...
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[GROANS]
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Contraception wards are
supposed to be foolproof.
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Don't worry. My uterus is on lock.
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Right, 'cause a werewolf
baby could be...
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[CHUCKLES] Yikes.
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But potentially very cute.
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Fucking adorable.
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Some day. Not now.
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I'm not giving birth to
a goddamn litter, Josh.
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Besides...
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I thought we were done.
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You risked your sanity to
save me from the Taker Realm.
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If that doesn't buy us
a clean slate, then...
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So can we skip to the reunion banging?
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[CHUCKLES]
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- You're wearing three rubbers.
- At least.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Have you been to a doctor?
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I mean, they don't exactly
have ultrasounds in Fillory.
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Have you thought about
what this means for us?
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What do you want it to mean?
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We broke up for good reasons.
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None of that has changed.
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My dad wasn't around for long.
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My mom...
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Look, I'm not doing that to our kid.
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I want to be there for him... her?
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No clue yet.
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I want you to be there, too.
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You guys.
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Um, I'm sorry, but, um,
there's a problem.
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We were in the elevator, and
Eliot and Fen just collapsed.
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[SIGHS]
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Hello?
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Hello?
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Anyone?
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[SIGHS]
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Eliot?
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Oh, it's you.
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What kind of Fillorian nonsense is this?
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- Or am I dreaming?
- I know I'm not.
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- In my dreams, you're nice to me.
- [CLICKS TONGUE]
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What the shit is going on?
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Whoa, oh. Look away, look away.
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Still draping here.
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We were just settling on safe
words when we woke up here.
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- Any idea why?
- Mm.
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♪ Yoo-hoo ♪
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♪ ♪
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Welcome, High Kings.
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Ember. I thought you were dead.
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Oh, I am an energetic emanation,
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my dear blinking idiot.
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A message left by the great god Ember
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to forewarn of impending apocalypse.
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- I've met this guy before.
- Mm-hmm.
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I have brought you here because you are
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the living Former High Kings of Fillory,
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and your kingdom rests
on the knife's edge
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of annihilation.
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[GIGGLES]
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Huh.
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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[SIGHS]
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You do realize I have
other things to do?
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Whatever.
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I just had to pull Josh's pants back on,
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- so diagnose.
- They're asleep.
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I mean, obviously, they're cursed
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or whatever. But beyond that,
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just wait and see if they wake up.
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Should we just slap them?
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Believe me, I tried.
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I'm gonna go see what we
have on narcolepsy spells.
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You were not pregnant
the last time I saw you,
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like, at all.
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Oh, yeah. Well, things happened fast.
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Everything looks fine for now,
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but I should do more scans.
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It looks like you have fast-forwarded
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through the first two trimesters.
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You're ready to pop.
Accelerated pregnancies
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can be dangerous.
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And, uh, it's a hybrid.
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Have you had any side effects?
Psychic episodes?
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Uh, yes, that I kind of caused myself.
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Yeah, she had to to get
out of, well, a dungeon.
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But none since.
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Um, actually, that's not entirely true.
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- Wait, what?
- A couple of aftershocks,
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but it's really no big deal.
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I've already put up every
mental ward I know.
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Okay.
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There are treatments, but they
have to be applied regularly.
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And the only place that it's
safe to cast right now is...
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The Brakebills Lab...
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because the Moon is still pissed at us.
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Uh, look, I'll be there
the minute I can.
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We're just dealing with some stuff.
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Clearly. Don't wait too long.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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As you ought to remember,
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I am activated by world war,
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pandemic, revolt of dwarves...
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Or the mass rising of the dead.
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Yeah, we know. We're already on it.
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Huzzah! And I have summoned all of you
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because the current ruler is the
nitwit causing the problem.
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The thing is he's sort of unkillable.
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I rescind my huzzah.
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In addition to being just very creepy,
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the dead drain life,
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contaminating everything they touch,
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like a pickle on a sandwich.
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- I like pickles.
- Behold!
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A dead person wriggling
from their grave.
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[GROWLING GOOFILY]
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And this is every Fillorian
who has ever lived.
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[ALL GROAN]
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You see?
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The pickles of the dead
will ruin Fillory.
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You must stop this, whatever the cost.
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Well, the cost is blowing
up the entire planet,
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- which is...
- A decent option?
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I was gonna say counterproductive.
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Only if you care about
peasants, which I do not.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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- Do you want to get that, or...
- Oh, no.
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That's just...
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A mouse farted or something.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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A very gassy mouse.
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Umber.
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It is I,
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an energetic emanation of
Umber, great god of...
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Piss off. Nobody wants you here.
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I have heard your lamentations
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and am here to help.
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I was designed to intervene
if my anarchist brother
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tries something stupid,
like blowing up the planet.
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[HISSES]
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Do you have a better suggestion?
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I do, sweet matron of Fillory.
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After I faked my own death,
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I fled to Earth and built new worlds.
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- Didn't finish any.
- Did too.
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Mostly.
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I intended to rescue my people
from this chaotic place,
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so I also built an ark.
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- Like a big-ass boat?
- A pocket world.
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A temporary vessel
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that pulls every living
Fillorian off the planet
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so that I might deliver them
to a new, more perfect world.
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So you're saying we can use
the ark, rescue the people,
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blow up Fillory, and stop the Dark King?
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If anyone is gonna destroy
this putrid stank-hole,
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it will be me.
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Oh!
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[SLAPS LANDING]
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Oh, my gods!
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Guys...
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Then they just slapped
each other over and over
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for hours.
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I think they forgot we were there.
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Okay, I'm just having a
hard time with the part
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where we save Fillory by destroying it.
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Yeah. It seems extreme.
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And what happens to magic?
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I mean, the Wellspring is on Fillory.
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Well, we don't know.
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But our only other choice is
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to let the dead spill into our world.
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Every world.
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The pocket world is temporary.
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So where do we put all
the Fillorians... Earth?
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Have you seen how we
treat our own refugees?
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What about the World Seed?
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From Q's page.
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If we could find it, we could
use it to build a new world...
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a new Fillory.
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That's insane...
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in a good way.
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And a bad way.
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I think The Couple have the seed.
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And the page they stole is
just an instruction manual.
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It's useless on its own.
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And they went to some pretty
extreme lengths to get it.
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Upside is we have time.
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And the Moon will keep
them from casting on it.
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And it's in a dead language
I couldn't decipher.
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I took pictures, but...
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Okay, well, if you work
on finding the seed,
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I can work on the language.
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Sticking us with grabbing the
ark thingy from Umber's.
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Oh, Quentin and I went
once. It's in Vancouver.
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- Is your traveling still jacked?
- Yeah.
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But there is someone who could help.
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[GRUNTS]
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Okay, buddy.
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If you can hear me...
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Be the Hyman.
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[GASPS, WHEEZING]
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♪ ♪
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[SIGHS]
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I'm a-alive?
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Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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[GASPING]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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[CRIES]
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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[OFF-KEY PIANO PLAYING WILDLY]
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♪ ♪
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[GASPS AND LAUGHS]
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[SCREAMS AND LAUGHS]
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00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,409
Whore!
265
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,199
Oh.
266
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,290
[SNIFFS] Ugh.
267
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,168
Just kidding.
268
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,349
[GASPS]
269
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:55,689
[SQUEALS]
270
00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:59,439
Oh, my God. Ah, this is incredible.
271
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,888
I love fingering things.
272
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,659
Right, okay.
273
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:06,389
How about a few
274
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,639
"being alive in the
21st-century" ground rules?
275
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,179
- Mm.
- First of all,
276
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,990
you can't act like a
fucking pervert anymore.
277
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,520
Even white dudes can't
get away with that shit.
278
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,109
Most of the time.
279
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,489
People can see you and hear you and...
280
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,989
And smell you. Sorry, pregnancy nose.
281
00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:25,219
- No.
- Ow.
282
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,249
Ground rules, Hyman.
283
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,979
Okay, boys, let's get back
on mission, shall we?
284
00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,876
Uh, we need you to travel
some people to Umber's house.
285
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:33,939
You think you can do it?
286
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:36,880
You guys need me? Whoa.
287
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,279
My traveling's a little rusty,
288
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,092
but I'll do whatever you guys need.
289
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,129
Yeah, about that...
290
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:47,000
- [NEEDLE BUZZING]
- [SCREAMING]
291
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,269
You wouldn't know it
from how stoic I was,
292
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,959
but it was the worst pain
anyone has ever felt.
293
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,239
Wow, that's neat. Here's
the address to Umber's.
294
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,999
- Are you sure you can do this?
- [SCOFFS]
295
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,155
- Buddy, I know my onions.
- That means yes?
296
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,658
That must mean yes.
297
00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:08,489
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
298
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,119
Remind me. You are...
299
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,792
- Fen.
- Fen.
300
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,919
Eliot's wife.
301
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,829
- Fillory girl.
- Oh, of course, Fillory girl.
302
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:21,217
You're the... you're the
one who loves forks.
303
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,709
- What's got you grummy?
- I'm fine.
304
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,769
As a seasoned viewer of people,
305
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:30,839
I think you're upset
'cause their plan is zany,
306
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,679
and you know if you speak
up, they won't listen.
307
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,479
[LAUGHS] What? No.
308
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,939
Their... their plan is great.
And they do listen to me.
309
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,019
Didn't Eliot say you were a hayseed
310
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,479
from a backwards prolapsed
asshole of a planet?
311
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,618
[STAMMERS] Or were you not there?
312
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,079
- Okay, outsider to outsider...
- Yeah?
313
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,669
Doesn't this feel like
the part in the story
314
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:56,829
where the good guys are just wrong?
315
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,254
Hearts in the right place,
but they haven't learned
316
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,799
the lesson of this little
morality play they're in yet.
317
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,550
So they have this crazy plan
318
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,011
that makes them almost
as bad as the villain.
319
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,719
- Oh.
- Or maybe it's just me.
320
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,183
♪ ♪
321
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,353
[GASPS]
322
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,897
[GASPS] I did it.
323
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,229
[LAUGHS]
324
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,609
I really did it.
325
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,529
We'll ring you when we're
ready to travel back.
326
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,119
I'm not coming with you inside?
327
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,198
We're all full up on perverts here.
328
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,616
Oh. [SIGHS]
329
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,202
Oh, that's... that's... that's fine.
330
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,609
I've got other stuff
to do. I'm... I'm...
331
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,749
Maybe I'll go Google myself.
332
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,879
You know what? Knock...
knock yourself out.
333
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,309
That's...
334
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,713
- Bye.
- Bye.
335
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,426
- [SIGHS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
336
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,219
I'm sorry.
337
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,559
The master of the house
isn't available right now.
338
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,039
Please return another time.
339
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,225
Wait, why does he look
like Umber, but boring?
340
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,811
That's his human form, for
blending in with Canadians.
341
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,799
Must be another emanation.
342
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,189
He's a ghost butler.
343
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,579
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
344
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,339
[CHUCKLES] That guy.
345
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,639
We spoke to the horny
version of you in Fillory.
346
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,114
He sent us here to get a thing.
347
00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:07,439
Can we?
348
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,616
In the beginning, there was nothing
349
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,327
until a tigress, blind in one eye,
350
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,879
came to a lonely shore.
351
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,849
The tigress looked upon
this raw world, and...
352
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,749
And... what?
353
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,299
I'm sorry.
354
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,964
The master of the house isn't available.
355
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,659
I think ghost butler is broken.
356
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,520
Or it's a test.
357
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,637
Solve the puzzle, get in the door.
358
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,639
How could it be a test?
359
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,129
He's just spouting random nonsense.
360
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:37,739
Oh, it's not random.
It's Fillorian scripture.
361
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:38,999
The birth of Ember and Umber.
362
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,064
You guys haven't heard this story?
363
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,650
What happens next?
364
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,149
Well, the tigress...
365
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,659
she waded into the ocean
and drowned herself.
366
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:53,489
And as her body disappeared
beneath the waves,
367
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:55,949
two shells washed ashore.
368
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:59,079
And from those shells came Ember
369
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,711
and then his shadow, Umber.
370
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,859
Welcome.
371
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,924
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
372
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,551
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
373
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,670
♪ ♪
374
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:18,319
- [HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
- [WINCES] Ow.
375
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,640
God, shut up.
376
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,981
Julia.
377
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,519
I'm fine. I'm just...
378
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,050
It's a little bit of
aftershock, that's all.
379
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,159
Hyman.
380
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:42,119
Penny, did you know they
sell pre-sliced bread now?
381
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:46,129
That's the greatest invention
since... I don't even know what.
382
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,739
Your parents... were they magicians?
383
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:52,009
No. Uh, Dad was a
door-to-door snake salesman.
384
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,379
Snake oil?
385
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,549
No.
386
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:57,057
And my mom worked at a brothel.
387
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,226
You know, just mopping.
388
00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:01,439
Okay, did she, um...
389
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,559
Did she suffer from any mental problems?
390
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,859
Psychic stuff from being
pregnant with you?
391
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,729
Oh, no. Nothing like that.
392
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:14,119
After the lobotomy,
she mostly just sat on the porch
393
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,540
and sucked at bits of hay.
394
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:21,009
Other than that,
she was the perfect mother.
395
00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:23,042
Okay, come on. I-I need
your help with something.
396
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,200
Put the sandwich down!
397
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,250
You want to find The Couple?
398
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:34,089
They're a myth like the
Boogeyman or Santa Claus.
399
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:37,919
Ah, Santa is very real,
and so are The Couple.
400
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,929
We met one of them.
401
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,419
The only other person that I know
402
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,799
who believes they're real is Marina.
403
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,524
Well, the last time we saw her,
404
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,319
we screwed her over, moved the Moon,
405
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,599
stopped the Harmonic Convergence,
406
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,619
which she was gonna use
407
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,239
for some heist-of-the-century
type of deal.
408
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,709
Oh, I didn't say that she'll help you.
409
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,911
I just said she's the only one who can.
410
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,540
- [SIGHS]
- [CRUNCHING]
411
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,779
Pretty by-the-numbers defensive wards.
412
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,966
Marina's not a
by-the-numbers kind of girl.
413
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,601
You guys.
414
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,021
- Come here.
- Uh, uh...
415
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,469
Kady, I just wanted to tell
you that I am so sorry
416
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,195
for all of the times that I've hurt you.
417
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,572
Come inside for cookies?
418
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:39,049
♪ ♪
419
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,190
What the fuck was that?
420
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,519
I'm still learning how
to bake, so no judging.
421
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,689
Well, go ahead. They're not poisoned.
422
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:56,699
But they might be.
423
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,589
Marina, why are you...
424
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,719
- Nice?
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,359
Well, this might surprise you...
426
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:06,829
[CHUCKLES] but I made some
bad choices in the past.
427
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:10,839
And I needed to fix that,
so I went to a trance healer.
428
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,119
Um...
429
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,269
she put a block on all the
parts of my personality
430
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:15,609
that made aggressive,
431
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:18,179
but ultimately
self-destructive, choices.
432
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,451
This feels like a scam.
433
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:24,879
That's a weird scam.
434
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,579
I'm not asking you for anything.
435
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:32,797
And you came to me. Seems
like you need something?
436
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,175
We're looking for The Couple.
437
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:41,629
Well, this has been great,
438
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,474
but I actually have to
get ready for church.
439
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,359
But you know who they are.
440
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,599
I know that going after them
441
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,060
is the very definition of
an "Old Marina" decision.
442
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,249
Look, I want to help you. I do, really.
443
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,070
If it was anything else...
444
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,089
But they have something we need
445
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,825
to stop the end of everything.
446
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,279
The World Seed.
447
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:08,329
The most valuable object in
the multiverse, people say...
448
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:11,039
which is why I wanted to steal it...
449
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,713
until you stopped the
Harmonic Convergence.
450
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,840
Wait, that was your
heist of the century?
451
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,909
Wait. So you could help us steal it.
452
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:19,999
No. No, no, no.
453
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,263
I-I don't do things like that anymore.
454
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:26,224
Stealing from The Couple...
people will get hurt.
455
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,727
Way more people will get
hurt if you don't help us.
456
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,729
Alice, friends don't
make friends grapple
457
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,856
with the Trolley Problem.
458
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:36,485
They cut off my fingers.
There's no gray area here.
459
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:41,159
♪ ♪
460
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,368
They're hiding the seed inside
a hotel called The Nave.
461
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,949
I've been there.
462
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,499
They only let in Magicians.
Everything about it is secret.
463
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,291
It has a vault.
464
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,003
It's the most secure
place on the planet.
465
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,119
But you had a plan to break in.
466
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,209
I had partners.
467
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,640
We spent months constructing a map
468
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,739
of every inch of that
hotel and its defenses.
469
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,119
We called it our heist book.
470
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,889
Problem is, things got really crazy,
471
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,476
and I don't actually know
where the book ended up.
472
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,059
[SIGHS]
473
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,729
♪ ♪
474
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,150
But I know someone who might.
475
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,979
Hey, buddy. Been a minute.
476
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:21,099
Need some ice chips
477
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,069
- or something?
- Oh, Christ, no. Go away.
478
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,451
- Is that Gavin from the Library?
- He doesn't...
479
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,319
I don't work for the
sodding library anymore.
480
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,203
- Yeah.
- What happened to you?
481
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,373
She didn't tell you?
482
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:33,849
Marina hired me and a
few other poor bastards
483
00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:35,349
to rob The Couple.
484
00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:37,619
She didn't tell us that
the plan was suicidal
485
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,297
without the Harmonic Convergence.
486
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,999
Marina sent us in anyway.
487
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,049
One guy was killed,
horribly, I might add.
488
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,139
I was lucky. [CHUCKLES]
489
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:49,029
But now I'm stuck here,
a bag of shattered bones,
490
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:51,259
can't travel, with fucking
Daryl over there
491
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,479
talking my fucking ear
off all day and night.
492
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,100
[WHISPERING] And so help me
God, if you wake him up,
493
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,607
I will kill all of your mothers.
494
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,314
Marina beat you to that one.
495
00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,940
Then why are you working with her?
496
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,447
Marina, maybe you should step outside.
497
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,540
Mm.
498
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:12,279
We're not fans of Marina or The Couple,
499
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,639
but we need the World Seed.
500
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,041
So, if you could just give
us the heist book, we can...
501
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,043
I would sooner shit my cast.
502
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,129
Well, it looks like that's
gonna happen either way,
503
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,335
so why not help us?
504
00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:22,419
Because that would mean helping Marina.
505
00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:24,059
And if you think I'm gonna do that,
506
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:26,659
then you have few 'roos loose
in the top paddock, love.
507
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:32,139
So either find a way to scratch
my ass or get the hell out.
508
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,394
That's why you did the spell
to make yourself good.
509
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,139
Because you sent them
on a suicide mission.
510
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,481
I thought maybe they'd get lucky.
511
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,276
- Well, they really didn't.
- We need that heist book.
512
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,149
How did you convince Gavin to
help you in the first place?
513
00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:46,599
I had leverage.
514
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,919
Well, then use it now.
515
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,319
That would be deeply unethical.
516
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,662
[SIGHS]
517
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,457
I think I'm gonna go get him a smoothie.
518
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,501
- What?
- Ugh.
519
00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,878
If he won't help us, we're stuck.
520
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,499
We can't be stuck.
521
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,548
We need the book. We need Marina.
522
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,339
Or...
523
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,302
we need to be Marina.
524
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,845
[DOOR OPENS]
525
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,306
Oh, God.
526
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,893
Look, we understand.
You don't want to help us.
527
00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:16,059
We can't make you,
528
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,729
but we can take down your wards.
529
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,439
You're a traveler.
530
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,401
Without mental wards,
you'll hear people's thoughts,
531
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,659
all day, all night, even
while they're sleeping.
532
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,249
If you do that while the Moon is borked,
533
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,322
my head will be, too.
534
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:31,399
I recently had several fingers
amputated and reattached.
535
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,244
I'd be more concerned
about that if I were you.
536
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,329
[CHUCKLES]
537
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,299
I underestimated you, Book Tart.
538
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,877
You're worse than Marina.
539
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,169
No.
540
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,673
Just desperate.
541
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:49,519
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
542
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,619
Bugger you all to hell. Stop.
543
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:53,264
The heist book.
544
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,183
I can't give it to you
because I don't have it.
545
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,159
- Who does?
- Anna.
546
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,937
She took it after things
went pear-shaped.
547
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,529
Who is Anna?
548
00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:01,774
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Ask her.
549
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:06,199
[DOOR CLOSES]
550
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,572
Well, now we have a real problem.
551
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:13,077
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
552
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,080
Is that Chinese and ice cream?
553
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,000
You could smell that?
554
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,209
I have a new superpower.
So what'd you get?
555
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,449
Uh, well, I-I...
556
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:26,739
[CHUCKLES] Didn't know
what you were craving,
557
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,427
so everything. Also...
558
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,229
The Circumstances Control Panel?
559
00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:35,515
Did you steal that from the Lab?
560
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,229
Hyman helped.
561
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:40,079
We figured if The Couple is
gonna use the World Seed,
562
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,369
they need clean magic.
563
00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:44,024
So, without this, they are stuck.
564
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,569
Hence, hiding it here.
565
00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,486
If it were going to be here anyway,
566
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,599
I figured Lipson could come by,
567
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,059
do the treatments, run some scans...
568
00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,079
two birds.
569
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,659
Right, but Lipson said
the baby was fine.
570
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,499
She said she needed to do more tests.
571
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,869
She said it might be dangerous.
572
00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:00,459
And you said you'd have my back,
573
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,708
and instead, you're trapping me here?
574
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,319
She has to reapply the
treatments every couple hours.
575
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,379
I'm just looking out
for you and the baby.
576
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,439
I mean, somebody has to.
577
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,885
Oh, shit. [LAUGHS]
578
00:25:12,730 --> 00:25:14,304
Sorry, I'll be quiet. Go on.
579
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,307
You can't eavesdrop on
people's shit like that.
580
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,309
But...
581
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,269
Yeah, Hyman, you have a body now.
582
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:22,021
You really need to
understand boundaries.
583
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,439
- So do you.
- Julia, wait.
584
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,059
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
585
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,196
Ooh. Uh-oh.
586
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,113
I stumbled upon this place last time
587
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,049
when I was looking for the bathroom.
588
00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:37,619
This is where he keeps all of his...
589
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,629
pocket worlds.
590
00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:41,589
What the fuck?
591
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:44,042
I swear, this place was
full of them last time.
592
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,336
Well, where the shit did they go?
593
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:49,039
Oh, "The Chankly Bore." Oh...
594
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,699
I grew up playing Queen of the Hump
595
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:51,799
on hills just like this.
596
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,844
If it isn't the ark,
I don't give a shit.
597
00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:56,049
Okay... [CLAPS HANDS]
598
00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:57,219
Ghost butler?
599
00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,099
I don't think it works like that.
600
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,179
You can't just summon him.
He's not our butler.
601
00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:04,399
Oh! Hi.
602
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,689
Greetings. How may I assist you?
603
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,941
We're looking for a pocket world.
604
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,776
The master of the house
is not available.
605
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,410
ALL: We know.
606
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,320
And so all pocket worlds
have been removed
607
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:14,573
for security purposes.
608
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:17,199
It's okay. Umber sent us to get it.
609
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,701
He... he told us it'd be here.
610
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,578
Which world did he send you to retrieve?
611
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,915
It's called The Ark.
612
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,120
Very well.
613
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,879
If Umber sent you on this task,
614
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,559
you should be able to
identify the true ark.
615
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,919
- But if you choose poorly...
- Ooh!
616
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,779
Uh, we age really fast,
and then we all turn to dust
617
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:43,184
- just like in "the Last Crusade."
- Indeed.
618
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:46,019
This security precaution is
inspired by my master's love
619
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,969
for "Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade."
620
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:48,982
For copyright purposes,
621
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,049
the consequences of an incorrect choice
622
00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:53,821
has been changed to
something more explosive.
623
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:58,200
- Choose...
- Wisely. Yeah, we get it.
624
00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:01,953
All right, Fen.
625
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,206
You're the Fillory expert. Have at it.
626
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,086
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
627
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,279
♪ ♪
628
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,739
Any day now.
629
00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:16,479
♪ ♪
630
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,549
You know what?
631
00:27:17,550 --> 00:27:20,249
Figure it out yourself.
632
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:25,311
♪ ♪
633
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,969
You need to let me do the talking.
634
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:30,079
This is sensitive.
635
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,599
How did you fuck over Anna, huh?
636
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,099
She lose a limb or something?
637
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,709
Well, I definitely fucked her.
638
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:36,859
- Wait, she's your...
- Anna.
639
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:37,860
[SIGHS]
640
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,991
- Marina.
- [CHUCKLES]
641
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,162
- I want nothing to do with you.
- Anna, please.
642
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,121
It's an emergency.
643
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,999
[SIGHS]
644
00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:50,627
It wasn't just one lie.
645
00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,300
It was how one led to
another and another.
646
00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,713
And now I don't know
if any of it was real.
647
00:27:55,714 --> 00:27:58,509
Did you know that she was
from a different timeline?
648
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,136
'Cause I didn't.
649
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,138
And then you tried to rob The Couple.
650
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:05,183
Our friend died because of you.
651
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:08,629
I know. I was a terrible person.
652
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:12,319
I was a greedy, self-centered sociopath.
653
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,109
And when you left me, I deserved it.
654
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,569
But I'm making amends now.
655
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,259
I've done a bunch of
things on your list.
656
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:20,448
I got the trance healing done.
657
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:23,701
But yet, here you are,
asking for the heist book.
658
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,079
Oh, wait, no, that's just for us.
659
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,779
Or maybe this is just another lie,
660
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:31,501
and you aren't better,
y-you aren't different at all.
661
00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:34,963
Look, trust me. She is very different.
662
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,789
- I mean, she baked us cookies.
- Yeah.
663
00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:39,259
Really terrible cookies.
664
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,552
I don't trust you, okay?
You showed up with her.
665
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,097
Just give us the book, and we'll go.
666
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,769
We'll never pull her into our
life of crime ever again.
667
00:28:46,770 --> 00:28:49,144
Marina doesn't have to
be involved anymore.
668
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,110
But I do.
669
00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:57,699
I'm sorry. I literally can't lie.
670
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:02,069
This isn't simple like robbing a bank.
671
00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:03,419
You can't do it without me.
672
00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:06,244
And plus, I promised I would help you.
673
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,159
At least you're honest.
674
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,959
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
675
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,129
♪ ♪
676
00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:17,039
I'm gonna take the spell off Marina.
677
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,079
- What?
- The Healer would have used
678
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,439
a synaptic blocker...
679
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,674
easy to remove, even under
weird circumstances.
680
00:29:22,675 --> 00:29:24,929
You want to bring back the bad Marina?
681
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,919
To get the book,
we need her to tell Anna
682
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,319
that she's not gonna
help with the heist.
683
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,509
We need her to lie.
684
00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:33,849
You're the one who said that
we should be like Marina.
685
00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:36,025
This time we need the real Marina.
686
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:39,149
[CLEARS THROAT] Yeah,
I think she needs a minute.
687
00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,619
♪ ♪
688
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:44,439
- What are you doing?
- Word-as-bond spell.
689
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,819
It's a magically binding contract
690
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:47,859
that guarantees that you
will get the book for us
691
00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:50,455
and, when you help us with the
heist, you won't fuck us over.
692
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,029
Well, you don't need that.
693
00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:53,999
I mean, with the spell I'm under,
694
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,170
I couldn't betray you
even if I wanted to.
695
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,920
Better safe than sorry.
696
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:02,380
[DOOR OPENS]
697
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,009
[DOOR CREAKS CLOSED]
698
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:08,310
Julia? Are you here?
699
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,645
What are you doing?
700
00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:14,920
Just stretching.
701
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,849
You're trying to put
yourself into stasis.
702
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,699
- What the hell, man?
- To be honest,
703
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:23,781
I haven't really enjoyed
this episode of my life.
704
00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:26,579
What is so great about
having a body anyway?
705
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,199
Y-you're hungry all the time.
706
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,279
Everything you do makes you sore.
707
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,839
You're pooping constantly.
708
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,679
That hasn't been my experience,
709
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,239
but your body's been in a bench
710
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,798
for a century, man. Give it a minute.
711
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:45,119
And when dramatic things are
happening to your friends,
712
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,678
you can't even watch.
713
00:30:48,350 --> 00:30:50,681
This is about me and Julia?
714
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,729
You're pissed because
you can't listen in
715
00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:57,699
on everyone's personal conversations?
716
00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,569
- It's none of your business.
- But it is.
717
00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:01,879
I put you two together.
718
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,155
I-I shipped you before you
even shipped yourselves.
719
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:08,239
Before, I was a part of everything.
720
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,439
And now I am a, uh, minor character
721
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,490
in my own story.
722
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,909
God.
723
00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:17,779
[SIGHS]
724
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:21,049
♪ ♪
725
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,259
Well, that's...
726
00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:25,789
that's the trade-off.
727
00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:30,599
You don't get to spy on
people's intimate moments.
728
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,849
You get to live your own.
729
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:34,060
And that's supposed to be better?
730
00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:38,159
If people wanted to talk to me,
731
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,357
you think I would have done
this in the first place?
732
00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:44,445
So spying on the showers was...
733
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,488
Loneliness.
734
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,110
And horniness.
735
00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:55,089
You're never gonna make a
connection by hiding, Hyman.
736
00:31:55,090 --> 00:31:57,019
You got to put yourself out there.
737
00:31:57,020 --> 00:32:00,751
Just be honest with people.
738
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,296
It may take a minute,
739
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:05,716
but you'll find someone
who can stand you.
740
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,269
Ah, are you doing that thing
741
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,305
where you're giving me advice
but it's just for you?
742
00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:13,329
No, I'm trying to...
743
00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:15,219
♪ ♪
744
00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:18,659
[SOFTLY] Oh, God damn it.
745
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,300
I got to find Julia.
746
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:23,659
While I'm gone,
747
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:25,819
promise me you're not
gonna stasis yourself.
748
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,359
[SIGHS] Well...
749
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,569
Give me the locket.
750
00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:34,699
♪ ♪
751
00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:38,329
Talk to somebody. Have a conversation.
752
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:41,000
♪ ♪
753
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:44,213
[DOOR OPENS]
754
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:51,480
[OBJECT CLATTERS]
755
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,749
[STRUGGLING]
756
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:59,469
Hello? Is someone there?
757
00:32:59,470 --> 00:33:03,679
- [TRASH CAN CLATTERING]
- [SQUEALING]
758
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,459
Ah, Miss Wicker.
759
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:09,279
I have been looking for you.
760
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,899
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
761
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,326
Yes, it's come to this.
762
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,539
[SIGHS]
763
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,793
Sir Effingham, what are you
doing with that trash can?
764
00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:25,079
Some hapless fellow
765
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,005
left a sandwich of roast beef in there,
766
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,899
and as I could not get
to market today...
767
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:32,630
Oh! Oh, my heavens.
768
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,799
You have embraced the
blessing of your sex.
769
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,889
But surely you have misplaced
your wedding band?
770
00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:41,311
You are widowed, then?
771
00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:43,139
- No.
- Oh, you poor dear.
772
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,189
You are carrying a bastard.
773
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,519
Definitely talking to one.
774
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,943
Look, I thought you chose
Todd for this quest.
775
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:52,614
I fear he is not the intrepid
hero I once thought him to be.
776
00:33:52,615 --> 00:33:53,879
You don't say.
777
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,279
Which is why,
778
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,669
in my gravest hour of need,
779
00:33:57,670 --> 00:34:01,199
I have come to vouchsafe you a quest.
780
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,957
Look, if this has to do with Fillory...
781
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:06,389
For my vision of Fillory's
demise has grown clearer.
782
00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:09,759
I now see those who would bring
the apocalypse to Fillory
783
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,169
have visited many times before.
784
00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:15,379
They enter from a distant
realm through a tree.
785
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:18,514
- Like a portal tree?
- Indeed.
786
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,169
These fiends plan to thieve
away every soul in the land
787
00:34:22,170 --> 00:34:24,439
before they destroy it outright.
788
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,580
Huh.
789
00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:29,689
How exactly do they do that?
790
00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:33,160
My vision is hazy, but I do know
791
00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:35,866
that they will turn back
the clock on Fillory,
792
00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:37,979
resulting in ruin.
793
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:39,879
Um...
794
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,559
do these fiends... do they...
795
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,049
do they succeed in stealing the people
796
00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:45,375
and building a new world for them?
797
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:47,179
That much I do not know
because... [SNORTS]
798
00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:49,129
Wait.
799
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,672
I made no mention of a new world.
800
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,589
It is you.
801
00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:55,920
It's for Fillory's own good.
802
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,049
The dead will rise.
803
00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:58,722
This is the only way that
we can save everyone.
804
00:34:58,723 --> 00:35:00,209
Oh, hogwash!
805
00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:03,929
What dark forces have
corrupted your fair mind?
806
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:06,619
You have. We wouldn't be on this quest
807
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:08,147
if you hadn't told me about
it in the first place.
808
00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:11,068
Are you now blaming me
for your own villainy?
809
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:13,599
Oh, the ways of the sow
810
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,329
are nastier than I thought possible.
811
00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,199
But... but know this.
812
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,203
The death of Fillory cannot
come without a cost.
813
00:35:21,204 --> 00:35:22,663
What do you mean?
814
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:28,540
Those who would destroy her
will lose the ones they love.
815
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,479
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
816
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:36,259
♪ ♪
817
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,499
So we're sorry for treating you
818
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,329
like the friend who only gets
invited to trivia night.
819
00:35:50,330 --> 00:35:53,469
You know I don't know what that means.
820
00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:54,569
Yeah.
821
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,539
[SIGHS]
822
00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:00,739
Will you please help us choose a globe?
823
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:02,319
Margo is chomping at the bit,
824
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,059
and Josh is holding her off
for as long as he can.
825
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:07,249
I thought I could talk myself into this.
826
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,211
But I just keep thinking,
if this was Earth,
827
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:15,589
you would try a lot harder
to find some other way.
828
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,049
Yeah, probably.
829
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,219
So maybe it's my job
to represent Fillory.
830
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:24,199
But not just the people, the place...
831
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,699
the history,
832
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:29,349
the things we can't take with us.
833
00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:32,816
You want my permission to destroy it.
834
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,479
I can't give that to you.
835
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,573
Well, if you have any other
ideas, we are all ears.
836
00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:43,319
- Do you?
- No.
837
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:50,166
♪ ♪
838
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:53,289
Was that supposed to do that?
839
00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:56,380
Fillorians write down their
prayers to Umber and burn them.
840
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,799
This must be where they show up.
841
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,926
So they still pray to him
even though he's dead?
842
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,499
I know what you're thinking.
843
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,039
It's just like the people of Fillory
844
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,849
to do something so stupid.
845
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,059
No. I was thinking...
846
00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:14,759
it's taken me a really long
time to, uh, figure out
847
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,980
that you can still love
something even after it's gone.
848
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,739
Even if you helped kill it?
849
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,559
[SIGHS]
850
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,709
Okay, Fen.
851
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:29,580
It's time for a "come to Umber" talk.
852
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,659
You don't want to be a sidekick?
853
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:35,299
You want to have a say?
This is what that feels like.
854
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,439
I'm not asking for your permission.
855
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,999
Some part of Fillory has to die,
856
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,059
and you're the one who has to choose.
857
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:43,269
Is it gonna be the rocks and the dirt?
858
00:37:43,270 --> 00:37:45,779
Or is it gonna be the
people and the traditions
859
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:49,409
and all of the things that
you can take with you?
860
00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:50,519
I got it!
861
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,685
- [EXPLOSION]
- Oh, no.
862
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,349
Aw, shit. I don't got it.
863
00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:56,440
Oh!
864
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,525
Aah!
865
00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,944
[EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE]
866
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:06,930
♪ ♪
867
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,039
Oh. Oh! Oh!
868
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,879
It... it didn't explode. I-I did it.
869
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,173
I chose wisely. I'm wise.
870
00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:23,999
All the people of Fillory...
871
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,887
are going to fit into a seahorse?
872
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:27,919
Mm-hmm.
873
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,807
How do you know that was the one?
874
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,759
Because that's how Ember and Umber
875
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,629
first brought people to Fillory.
876
00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:35,289
They chartered the Great Seahorse
877
00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:36,814
to carry us in his pouch.
878
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,059
Ah.
879
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:39,979
What?
880
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:42,359
How did people get to Earth?
881
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,399
Uh...
882
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,619
- The same.
- Well...
883
00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,782
- The same.
- Mm-hmm.
884
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:48,909
And I promise I won't
have anything to do
885
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,993
with robbing The Couple.
886
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,246
If you give the book to Kady and Alice,
887
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,874
I'll never see it again.
888
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,540
Watching evil Marina
pretend to be good is...
889
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,829
I feel like shit.
890
00:39:00,830 --> 00:39:03,610
[SIGHS] Yeah, I feel like shit, too.
891
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,579
Here. I'm glad to be rid of it.
892
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,560
- Is that...
- The heist book?
893
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:17,646
I know It doesn't look like much.
894
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:21,066
Thank you. You guys...
895
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:24,737
We have a lot of work to do... on us.
896
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,969
But we're gonna try now that I'm better.
897
00:39:27,970 --> 00:39:29,399
[CHUCKLES]
898
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,576
Good.
899
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:32,746
Okay, so I guess we're done here.
900
00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:36,169
And we won't bother you anymore.
901
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,199
Yeah.
902
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,837
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
903
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,149
♪ ♪
904
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:46,299
Hey. I've been looking for you.
905
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,480
I saw the Pig Man again.
906
00:39:50,290 --> 00:39:52,129
Turns out, you know that apocalypse
907
00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:54,308
I've been trying to stop?
908
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:55,659
We cause it.
909
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,519
If the prophecy says that
Fillory is destroyed,
910
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,499
that means we succeed, right? I mean...
911
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,520
- good news?
- Yeah.
912
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,609
Good news.
913
00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:09,439
Look, about earlier,
I need to tell you...
914
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,320
Look, I know. I was irresponsible.
915
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,369
Look, I should just accept the fact
916
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:16,939
that any control I had
over my life is now gone
917
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,079
and I am a walking incubator.
918
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,085
- Julia...
- It's just terrifying, you know?
919
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,546
What if Lipson does the
test and it's bad news?
920
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,507
You know, right now everything is good.
921
00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:28,559
And the thought of losing
any of that is just...
922
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:33,260
Julia, it's not the baby
I'm freaking out about.
923
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,579
Look, I told you about how my dad left,
924
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:40,239
but what I didn't tell you...
925
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,148
what I haven't told anyone is...
926
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,379
around that time, my mom...
927
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,600
started having episodes.
928
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,419
Getting disoriented, hearing
shit that wasn't there.
929
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,489
Um...
930
00:40:56,490 --> 00:40:58,679
the doctors thought it was just stress
931
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,914
from my dad bailing on us, but...
932
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,399
You think it's because of you.
933
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,569
♪ ♪
934
00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:10,239
What's happening to you...
935
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:13,160
looks just like what happened to my mom.
936
00:41:15,070 --> 00:41:17,349
And the episodes didn't
stop when I was born.
937
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,079
They got worse.
938
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,079
♪ ♪
939
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,024
When she burned down our apartment,
940
00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:28,528
it was the first time I got
thrown into foster care.
941
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:33,400
She'd fight to get me back,
and then she'd get sick again.
942
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:39,379
Eventually the state
took me in for good.
943
00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:41,620
And I was scared, but...
944
00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:46,629
I was more scared of my mom.
945
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:50,989
I fucked her up for life.
946
00:41:50,990 --> 00:41:54,559
♪ ♪
947
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,719
I'm so sorry.
948
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:59,699
I don't want what happened
to her to happen to you.
949
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:03,219
Okay. I get it.
950
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:06,239
I'll do it...
951
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,814
the scans, the treatments.
952
00:42:07,815 --> 00:42:09,519
But you have to know it won't be
953
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,149
like what happened to your mom.
954
00:42:11,150 --> 00:42:13,572
We know about magic.
955
00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,950
We have ways to deal with it.
956
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,559
And I won't put you in a cage.
957
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:27,829
♪ ♪
958
00:42:27,830 --> 00:42:31,129
What the hell, man?
959
00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:34,630
I tried to talk to him, and
he punched me in the face.
960
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,299
Who?
961
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,597
No. Mm-mm.
962
00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:44,311
- I warned you not to cross me.
- How the hell did you get out?
963
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,549
Let this be my last
lesson to you as dean.
964
00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:51,360
Don't make too many enemies.
They might find each other.
965
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:53,259
The Couple.
966
00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:55,319
♪ ♪
967
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,243
Oh, I can't let you take
that panel out of here.
968
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,990
This is some "fate of the world" shit.
969
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:04,123
Not my world, not my problem.
970
00:43:04,124 --> 00:43:06,125
Then I guess I'm your problem.
971
00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:07,339
[DOOR CLOSES]
972
00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:09,669
Dean Fogg? What's going on?
973
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,719
Ha!
974
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,800
This just got very, very interesting.
975
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:17,379
Are you stupid enough
to try and stop me?
976
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:19,805
♪ ♪
977
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:22,349
[CHUCKLES]
978
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:29,460
♪ ♪
979
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:34,259
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
980
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,169
What just happened?
981
00:43:36,170 --> 00:43:38,269
The Couple just got the
last thing they need.
982
00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:40,899
They have the Seed,
the page, and the Panel.
983
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,939
We got to tell the others.
984
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:44,019
They need to steal that Seed now.
985
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:49,020
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