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[Flies Buzzing]

[Baby Cooing]

Ting! Ting!

[Baby Cooing]

Our village was slaughtered because we
rebelled against a corrupt government.

Now, I'm the last,
and must go into hiding.

But you, my son,

I will leave it...

to you to decide
your own fate.

If you choose the sword,
we will live and fight together.

But if you choose
your favorite toy,

I will send you to heaven to join...

your beautiful mother.

-[Crying]
-Shed no more tears, my son.

From this day forward,
we shed only the blood...

of our enemies.

No! No, I'm too late!
They're dead!

Please forgive me. Forgive me!
It's all my fault.

Ying Lee, you're not to blame.

I learned of the government's plans.

I tried to get here to warn you,
but I was too late.

You did all you could.
Now you must save yourself.

-What about you?
-I will be all right.

Will you?

[Grunts, Karate Shouts]

[Ting Crying]

You coward!

Why have you betrayed us?

The government is too powerful
for us to fight,

so I have chosen
to side with them.

-My family is dead!
-They got in the way of the new dynasty.

How can you do this?

Because you have
a bounty on your head.

-For money?
-Can you think of a better reason?

[Groaning]

[Bell Gonging]

[Gasps]

Why did the master
put those tattoos on us?

Because now we have five parts
of a map on our backs.

That map is the key
to the Shaolin treasure.

And that way the government
can't find it.

Fong's right.
They'd have to catch us all.

Wait a minute!

I don't want a treasure map
on my back.

Hey! Quit worrying. There's no way
they're gonna catch us all.

Yeah, but what if
they come after us?

-He's right, Chiu.
-What do we do?

We'll kick their ass!
We're Shaolin warriors.

My back is still sore
from yesterday, Dad.

The monks put these tattoos--

Don't speak of the tattoos.
Do you hear me?

Don't breathe a word of it. I don't want
anyone to know you go to Shaolin.

Why not?
What's wrong with Shaolin?

Listen up! We keep it quiet
in public because you never know.

Any one of these people could be
a spy for the government. Got it?

You're afraid of the government?

Well, let's just say,

I don't want them
to confiscate all my wealth.

Because if they knew that
I was raising a little rebel...

that's the first thing they'd do,
take everything.

Let's keep everything
that happens...

in the Shaolin temple
between you and me, okay?

-All right.
-Let's get some ice cream.

Come on.

Excuse me.
How much are the pears?

-Two cents each.
-Give me two then, please.

Make it one.

[Crying]

No. My poor dead mother.
What am I gonna do?

Ting, I have to go in here
and talk to your uncle.

Stay out here and don't move
until I call you.

[Man]
How sad. Her mother's dead.

-She's too poor to pay for the funeral.
-If I had money, I'd help her.

Listen to me.
I'm charitable as the next guy,

but I've heard tell...

of a mother-daughter team,
conar tists, who go from town to town.

They pull these scams
and steal people's money.

She's too pretty
to be a thief, huh?

The prettier they are,
the more devious.

Am I right, fellas?
Let's get out of here.

[Groans]

Let's get you to a doctor.

Look at him.
He hasn't moved for ten minutes.

-Hey, we'll make you move.
-Let's do it!

I'm sorry, Han, for coming
to see you here like this.

Think nothing of it.
You and I are brothers.

I've missed you all these years.

I know you've been in hiding...

and if there's anything
I can do to help, you let me know.

I don't mean to involve you
in my troubles.

But I'm very concerned
for my son's safety.

Can you please take care of Ting
for me, my brother?

Of course! What kind of uncle
would I be if I didn't?

Did you hear there's to be
a raid on the Shaolin temple?

-A raid?
-The government is looking for a map.

It shows the location of
the rebel treasure. They'll--

They'll do anything to find it.

What's your name, huh?

I'm called Red Bean.

Ahh, Miss Red Bean!

I want to help you. First, allow me
to pay for your mom's funeral.

Then I'll make you my wife.

Come on! Give me a break. What does
she want a fat slob like you for?

What's that?
This is my business. Move along.

What's your choice?
A pork belly or a real man?

Unhand her!

-Hey, bean curd!
-Don't be angry, friend.

We're both gentlemen.
We can work something out.

It's best if you leave Ting here
and be moving on. Hey, Ting.

I thought I could trust my brother.

How could you betray me?

I'm sorry. But the reward
on your head is great.

I should have suspected
when you mentioned the treasure.

Say what?

The Shaolin treasure map is
a very closely guarded secret...

known only to a few rebels...

and those who have become
government spies.

You are correct. But without your spear,
how will you stop me? Huh?

My spear!

Here it is, Dad!

Hello, Uncle.

Kwun, please show mercy
on your misguided brother.

Nephew, please ask your father
for mercy.

Remember, there is nothing
more important than family.

[Screaming]

That's my bodyguard.
So you still want to fight, big mouth?

[Grunts]

Don't move, honey,
I'll be right back, okay?

-Uh, excuse me, sir.
-What is it?

I would like you to teach me
to be a kung fu master like you.

-I cannot.
-Hey, I can pay!

[Chuckles Nervously]
Never mind.

-I had to turn him down.
-I know.

Our mystical skills
can not be taught to outsiders.

[Ting's Stomach Growls]

-Hungry?
-Mm-hmm.

Where's the pear?

-It got smashed.
-We'll buy some noodles.

How can we?
We're out of money, remember?

Let me buy you something to drink and
we can get acquainted. How about it?

-I would like that.
-Good. Let's go.

You want a bodyguard?

No, not a bodyguard.
I said a teacher, okay?

No teaching.
Protection only.

If that's the case,
I won't pay much.

All you'll get is room and board.
Agreed?

-Deal.
-Good. Then follow us.

Come on.

[Man Laughing]
They take your breath away, don't they?

Go ahead, try them on.

[Man]
Try this one. Isn't it exquisite?

There's more
where that came from.

All for my lovely new bride.

You honor me
with your greatness.

Ah, but you will experience
my true greatness on our wedding night.

We have company.

Oh, yeah.

Have something to eat,
my pretty.

[Gasps]

Let's, you and I, discuss your duties
while you're working for me.

First, if I see anything I want,

you take it,

whether it's another man's farmland
or his woman or all of his money.

You're to do as I say,
and take it for me. Got it?

I will only protect you.
Not steal for you or bully.

Come on now. I know
you're smarter than that.

You can't go through life
tip toeing around every little thing.

You must go out and take it.
That's how I became so wealthy.

Another man's property
became my property.

Another man's daughter
became my wife.

You see, it's very simple.

And if someone were to take your new
wife or property, how would you feel?

I'm not too worried about that,
not with you around to protect me.

You just obey my orders.

And above all, remember my golden rule:
"Do unto others so I can help myself."

I don't like that rule.

Wait! Wait a minute.

All right.

You will just be my bodyguard.

And if I need something taken,
someone else will do it, okay?

-Let's grab a bite.
-[RedBean Burps]

I'm sorry.
I guess I was hungry.

An appetite. That's good.

We'll get you something
to eat later, okay?

Come on, son.

Little boy? I saved this for you.
Catch.

-Here, Dad.
-Where'd you get it?

-Miss Red Bean.
-I don't trust her.

Then I won't trust her either.

Ting, do you regret
living this way?

We're a team, Papa.
No regrets.

Hey, Mom. Come on, get up.

Such a good actress.
Even I believe you're dead!

Playing dead isn't easy.

Especially on
an empty stomach.

Here you go.
Your favorite kind of chicken.

-Wait! Are you holding out on me?
-I was gonna show them to you.

You'll do more than show them.

We had an agreement,
we split the take 50-50.

Please. Do you think
I'd cheat my own mother?

I saved the most valuable for you.

Wow! It's beautiful.
I don't know what to say.

Fork over the good stuff.

Okay, all right.
You don't need to get violent.

One for you, one for me, one for me,
one for you, one for me--

W-W-Wait! Don't try to sucker me.
Let's start over.

-If you say so.
-Wait! I want mine!

Chong wears a necklace.
It's absolutely priceless.

-Why are we arguing over these trinkets?
-Then we'll steal it.

-I know, but--
-But what?

We'll have to find a way
around his bodyguard.

Hmm.

Hello. How are you?
Doing laundry?

Like some candy?

Uh-uh.

Can I give you a hand?

Can you help me get these stains
out of my dad's underwear?

How are you today?

Is there something I can do
for you, Miss... Red Bean?

I'd like to sew you a colorful
new robe, so just hold still.

I don't need a new robe.
But thank you anyway.

Oh, but I want you
to look nice.

For my wedding party.
It's very important to me.

I think you may be making
the collar too tight.

Okay, let's measure the sleeves.

Would you like me to measure
your inseam?

Mmm, careful with those.

I know what I'm doing.
Just leave it to me.

I'm afraid
I don't have the time.

Won't take but a moment.

-It's going to look wonderful.
-I disagree.

I'll fix it.
I'm a great seamstress.

Miss Red Bean,
I've heard many stories of...

a young woman in these parts
who's really a con artist.

I hope you're not accusing me.

It's unwise to make an enemy of me.

[Sighs]

Quit playing possum.

Why'd you do that?

We're friends now.
Just a little love bite.

If you're the young woman I've heard
about, then we are not friends.

How do you know?
We might really get along.

Don't play games.

As long as I am employed
in this house...

I will not stand by
and allow you to cause problems.

Oh, okay. If that's the way
you want it to be.

But what would you do...

if I were to steal something
from the master of the house?

-Don't force me to hurt you.
-Oh, I like that.

You're sexy when you talk tough.
You're gonna be fun. Ta-ta for now.

-What did she want?
-Nothing.

Men act strange
around pretty women.

Their brains turn to mush
and they do weird things.

Watch yourself around her.
She's trouble with a capital "T."

You are wise...
beyond your years.

Well, Dad,
I just worry about you.

And when I used my kung fu on him,
he didn't stand a chance.

Huh?

And just what do you call that?

-Kung fu stance.
-[Laughs]

-Think you know kung fu?
-I do!

I learned from Shaolin.
Think you're better than me?

-No.
-Why do you keep...

your leg up in the air like that?

My dad says I can't
put it down till noon.

-You call that training?
-Don't do that!

I went easy that time.

But this time
I won't hold back.

No fair!
Come on, let me go.

It's now noontime.

Next time I won't hold back.

I'll get you!

"My Shaolin brothers,
I have been humiliated.

Come help me seek revenge."

Fly straight and true,
my feathered comrade.

All the way to Shaolin!

[Yelling]

You want to live?
Tell us where the boys are.

Come on, move it!

Search every boy. Go!

-What should we do?
-Hurry and find the boys. Quickly!

Come with me.

Get them into the tunnels!

Come on! Move!

-Attack!
-After them.

It's been a long time.

Can it really be you, Ying Lee?

I thought you were killed
by Kwun seven years ago.

He thought he killed me,
him and that magic spear of his.

But I survived. I was cured
by the Yihang witch.

She made me invincible.

When I was a boy,
you were my master...

so I will be merciful
to you, old man.

But only if you give me the map.

I will never give in to evil.

You stupid, stubborn old man.

Sir, these boys were a decoy.

Sir, a message.

Hmm. The boys have a friend.
That will be our first place to search.

[Laughing]

Hey! Hey, Chiu.

Wait! You can't
come in here. Go away!

Hey, those are my friends.

-What happened?
-We had to escape from the temple.

Huh?
You get my message?

Soldiers attacked the temple
and burned it to the ground.

The master was killed
and our friends were slaughtered.

They're looking for the maps
tattooed on our backs.

Okay, get your selves cleaned up
and we'll go find my dad.

No, no. I don't know anything
about any boys.

Hey, Dad!

My friends are here.

Dad, these guys live down the street,
and they've been bullying me.

[Laughing]
Hey, we've been nice so far.

We're just trying
to get the money you owe us.

So pay up soon...

orwe get violent.

[Laughs]

-You little thugs! Beat it! Go on!
-Let's go.

-Is this your boy?
-Yes, sir.

Doesn't he study at Shaolin?

No, sir!
I would never send him there.

-Those monks and priests, they're strange.
-That's good to hear.

[Fly Buzzing]

That fly is starting to annoy me.

Thanks for washing my underwear.
But you tore them.

-I'm sorry.
-That's okay.

I made a smaller pair
out of them for you.

Thanks, Dad.

Does that mean you're
not wearing any underpants?

I don't mind.
It's cooler.

Did you fight
with young Master Chiu?

He started it.

That was wrong.

But what good are my skills
if I can't use them?

You must remember, son,
that we are in hiding.

If you show your skills,
we might be discovered.

I will try my best not to fight, Father.

Eleven, 12, 13,

14, 15,

16, 17, 19--

-Let's go.
-Aah!

You made me lose count.

All right, what do you want?

What do you think?
Time for a little payback, stupid.

I won't fight you.

Yes, you will, tough guy.
Come on!

Back off!.

Leave me alone.

Your only way out
is to fight us all.

And what happens
if I defeat you?

If you defeat us,
we call you brother.

Huh? Let's go.

Let's attack!
[Yelling]

-Come on!
-You asked for it!

Ow, my shoulder!

-Get away!
-Your shoulder is dislocated.

I can help make it well.

Be still. Relax.

It hurts!

You're okay.

-Go on!
-Master Ting?

Don't call me master.
Call me brother.

Please accept
our humble apologies.

And join us as a brother.
Come on, guys, he belongs with us.

Yes, a brother.

I am honored.

Don't chase us!
Don't hurt us!

No!

[Snoring]

Hand over that necklace!

[Snoring]

Come on.

Wake up!

Quit pretending.

-Unbelievable.
-Oh, hell!

Let's get this thing
and get outta here. Damn.

-[Gasps]
-Who are you?

Get him!

Keep him busy.
I'll get this one outta here.

-Gotcha!
-Help me.

What a crazy dream. Huh?
What are you doing here?

Someone broke in
and tried to steal your necklace.

This necklace is priceless!

You've got to catch them
before they try again.

They're not far.

[Gasps]
What do you want?

Two robbers broke into
the master's bedroom...

and tried to steal his necklace.

My God! Robbers?
Do you think they're still here?

Actually, I do.

Why don't you look for them?
Why are you in here?

The robbers were wearing
black jump suits.

What does that have to do with me?
What are you insinuating?

What are you wearing?

I sleep in the nude.
I'll prove it to you.

On the count of three.
One, two, three.

All right.
But I warn you.

Any further trouble
and I'll have to kick you out.

You don't have
to be so modest.

I'll give you one more chance.
One, two, three.

[Chuckling]

I mean it.
Any more trouble and you're out.

I can't go.
Tomorrow is my wedding day.

In all the ruckus last night,
I forgot to get the necklace.

Now we'll get it before
my daughter has to marry this fool.

Ah, good evening.

Why don't the two of you go out
and enjoy the wedding festivities?

We have to stay
and watch the bride.

Oh, do you think
there's going to be trouble?

Actually, she is the trouble.

This is going to be
an interesting wedding.

Oh. Hmm, hmm.

Someone's on the roof.

Ting, that's very observant.

But we can't be distracted from
guarding Red Bean. Understand?

-Yes.
-[RedBean Screams]

No! Let me go!
Don't hurt me!

Fell for it, huh?
Help!

Rape! Sorry.

Oh, no, Dad's in trouble.

Red Bean!
What's going on?

Are you all right, my darling?

What's wrong with you?
How dare you defile my bride.

-I can't face you.
-Darling--

[Crying]

Listen, I want you
to leave here immediately.

All right, I'll go.

Yeah, get outta here!

Some guard you are!

Let's go, son.

-Why--
-You should go out there!

I don't know.
That took a lot out of me.

-Honey--
-Put the master to bed, please.

Come on.
A little too much to drink.

Why didn't you explain
what happened?

They would not have understood.

-It's because you like Red Bean.
-You're wrong.

You've always taught me
to stay calm under any circumstances.

But when she screamed,
you jumped up like a jack rabbit.

-Ting, I, uh--
-It's okay, Father. I think I understand.

[Horse Whinnying]

They're heading for the master's home.
What do you think?

I want to go back
and help my new brothers.

You're right.

[Groaning]

What do you want?

This violence makes me queasy.

Do what needs to be done,

but get it over with quickly,
if you don't mind.

We are searching for
a group of boys. Five of them.

The rest of you
we have no interest in.

Therefore, everyone over the age
often will be killed now!

[Screaming]

[Groaning]

Come back, you!

-Let's pretend to be dead.
-Good idea.

Why don't you guys
just beat it?

'Cause we're dead, just like you are.
Lie still, all right?

Who says you're the only one
who can play dead?

Listen, you!
I was here first.

You guys are just a couple
of lousy copycats.

[Groaning]

Think you can fool me?

Now you can stop pretending.

[Crying]

Those idiots! They can't
even pretend to be dead.

I don't believe this.

You too, lady.

[Yells]

-Why, you--
-Please, no!

Going somewhere?

Come back here!

Master Kwun?

The government still has
a bounty on your head.

Is it you who plans
to collect it?

It's time for you to die.

Go get 'em!

Boy, this thing's really on here.

Oh!

Well, I guess that means
the party's over.

Time to grab what I can and split.

[Men Grunting]

That was close.
[Gasps]

Bring it on!

Come on, let's go!

[Tak Crying]
Help, you guys! Help!

-Come on, you guys!
-Chiu, go! Go!

Master Kwun!

-Hello, old friend.
-Ying Lee?

I know you're surprised.

The Yihang witch
made my body invincible.

But it seems your soul
is still corrupt.

He killed your former master
at Shaolin.

They're looking for
the Shaolin treasure.

It's tattooed on our backs.

He's captured four of my brothers,
but I am the final piece.

[Karate Yells]

-Take him.
-Come on.

Go on.

-Be quiet.
-[Snoring]

Just a little longer.

Thank you for your hospitality.

We'll return
when things cool down.

Sleep tight, okay?

[Groans]

[Gasps]

-You undressed me!
-I had to to get this dart...

or your wound would have
become infected.

-I feel so dirty.
-Quit complaining.

How am I supposed to feel?

You've seen me naked.
We're not even dating.

You shouldn't be ashamed.
You're beautiful.

I know, you're just saying that,
trying to make me feel better.

It's not gonna work,
I can tell you that much.

I know I'm sweaty,
I'm dirty, I need a bath.

I'm stuck in this horrible place,
I've got this ugly bandage,

this disgusting wound.

-I'm anything but beautiful!
-Just shut up!

Learn how to take a compliment.

Wha--

I've got to go, save my son.

Why didn't you save him
before now?

Ting's very strong.

He can help the other boys.

The other boys?

We have the final piece
of the treasure map.

Ting can protect the other boys
if the empire discovers this.

Meanwhile, I've sent word
to the rebels...

to meet us at
the Red Dragon pavilion.

And the map?

We'll have to rescue the boys
from the enemy's stronghold.

-It will be dangerous.
-You can do it.

I feel very safe with you.

[Mom]
RedBean!

How dare you leave me behind!

-I had no choice.
-Don't give me that!

Kwun, this is my mom.

[Gasps] Oh, my God!
What happened to you?

I was hit by a poisonous dart,
but Kwun saved me.

Oh, my!
Thank you, Master Kwun.

He even cleaned me
and dressed the wound.

You mean you took her clothes off?

Mom, nothing happened.
Calm down, okay?

My intuition tells me...

there's something funny
going on between you two.

[Giggles]

Step over here.
You and I need to talk.

Get this, okay?

If you're gonna court my daughter,

I want to make sure
you're wealthy, okay?

Ma, he doesn't have any money.

-Oh, really.
-No.

But I respect her.
Isn't that enough?

Not in this day and age.

Money makes the world go 'round.

And if you don't believe that,
you're just fooling yourself. Okay?

I know you are too good a person
to feel that way.

Mmm, I don't know
what you mean.

Some things
mean more than money.

-Like what, for instance?
-For instance,

like saving the boys.

You expect me to help?

No way.
I'm not doing it.

Wait. You distract them
while I find a way in.

Distract them?
I'll do more than distract them.

-You should see me in action.
-Just distract them.

What? You don't think
I can do it, do you?

I tell you, I was
a kung fu master in my day.

Don't move.

Hah!

I should warn you,
my men are behind you.

I don't believe any man
who wears makeup.

Take a look then.

You think I'm gonna fall
for that old trick? See?

I meant there.

I'm sorry.

I mean, my comment about
your makeup and stuff.

[Shouting]

Help!

Somebody cut me down from here.

How can you boys just sit there
and watch me suffer like this?

You're the one
who got yourself captured.

What do you want us
to do about it?

-Get out of the way.
-Hey, look out!

Son, get them to safety.

Well, it's about time
you showed up.

What happened
to all these guys?

My dad killed them.

That's awesome.
He's a great fighter.

Wish he'd adopt me.
What do you think?

I'll adopt you. You're all such
good little boys, aren't you?

Run! Up the wall!

[Shouting]

[Laughing, Grunts]

-Help me!
-Are you with me, my brothers?

-Come on!
-[All Shouting]

Are you all right?

Time to teach you a lesson,
you little rat.

Dragon kick, brothers.

Elephant drop, brothers.

Move!

Kwun, let's go!

Oh, my God! I can't believe
you left me behind.

Where's Dad?

Don't you know by now
you can never, never beat me?

Somehow I will take revenge
for what you did at Shaolin.

I have to.

[Laughing]
You can do nothing.

Perhaps we die together.

Dad!

-Dad... we're partners.
-Ting, I want you out of here.

-I won't let you die here.
-I said, go on!

I won't!

-Hey, ugly!
-Ting!

Ting!

Ting! Ting!

-Dad?
-Son!

[Coughing]

What happened?

[Growling]

You're sure this is it?

Excuse me, sir. We're looking
for the Red Dragon pavilion.

Don't bother
with this old man.

He doesn't know anything
that can help us. Come on.

I don't know anything?

I know everything
that goes on here,

and there's no
Red Dragon pavilion.

But I was here
just ten years ago.

We've also heard of
a Shaolin Master living here.

No, not here.

He is rumored
to be in hiding.

There is no Shaolin Master...

and there's no
Red Dragon pavilion.

There's only me
and one other guy.

He lives down the street.

Who is he?
I'm not really sure.

But he's a weird guy.
I don't see him much.

[Tower Clock Bongs]

-What is this place?
-It's kind of spooky.

-[RedBean] Can someone help us?
-How come they're not moving?

Hey, wow!
You were just down the street.

How'd you do that?

They're all made of wax.

Wow!

They're so life like.

And anatomically correct.

-Are you done?
-Oh, my God!

You almost scared me
half to death!

You deserved it.
Of all the nerve.

You're trespassing, all of you.

Coming into my house,
and uninvited.

I ought to round you all up
and torture you to death.

Huh? Especially you.

We heard
a Shaolin Master lived here.

A master in this town?
Don't be ridiculous.

There's only the old man and me,
the wax maker Biao.

They're beautiful. How did
you make them all seem so life like?

I use real human flesh
under the wax.

Would you care to be one?

Ah! No! Mommy!

We're sorry to disturb you.
We'll be leaving.

You're hurt.

I have some experience
in medicinal arts and sciences.

Let me cure you, please.
I'm sure I could.

Thank you anyway,
but we must be moving on now.

But where? This place is
a ghost town. Death warmed over.

-The Red Dragon pavilion.
-The pavilion. Oh, that place.

Uh-huh. Well, follow the path
west out of town.

It will eventually lead you
right there.

-Thank you, sir.
-No, not "sir."

Wax maker Biao.

Are you sure you don't want
to become one of my statues?

No, no, no.

Hey, guys, wait for me.

This can't be the pavilion.
There's no one around.

-I'll take a look around.
-No. Stay here.

This is the place, all right.

Years ago,
there were flowers everywhere.

But no more.

Kwun, how will the rebels
ever find us?

We sent a message yesterday.

They'll get the word,
and the rebels will be here.

-I'm sure of it.
-Is he okay?

-Keep an eye out, guys.
-Yes, sir!

Maybe we should find a place to hide
in case the empire finds us first.

An army of swordsmen
heading this way.

-Take the boys and go.
-No.

-I won't leave you.
-Don't argue!

[Yelling]

The rebels.

Master Kwun,
it's good to see you.

Master Chan, I--
[Groans]

-What happened?
-He fought with Ying Lee.

-I thought he was dead.
-I wish it were so.

But the Yihang witch
has cured him.

He is now invincible, unstoppable,
like a demon.

We must be careful.
He is after the boys.

He is a truly
horrible monster.

He ride same tall horse.
And he wants to kill us.

Do not fear.
My men and I can handle this.

My invincible sword here
can even cut through metal.

I'm so glad you're here. Let's let
Master Chan handle everything.

Mom!

We know a place where you can
all rest and tend to your wounds.

-[Mom] Master Chan?
-Yes? What?

Now I know where
I recognize you from.

Twenty years ago I was the winner of
the women's kung fu championship...

and you were one of the judges.

You had an eye for me back then.
I don't know if you remember.

Do you?
Do you?

Yes. I think
I remember that contest.

Mom.

Come see me later.
We can get reacquainted, okay?

You as nervous as I am?

You know it, brother.

-This is killing me.
-Quiet.

Hmm?

Attack.

My sword!

-[Boys Chattering]
-[Gasps]

The boys are safe with mother.
Don't worry.

Thank you.

All I ever used to do
was steal and cheat.

But since I met you, I think
I'll turn over a new leaf.

No more stealing.

What are your plans?

Don't know.
Maybe you've got some ideas.

All right, boys, eat up. If we're
going to fight the evil empire,

you'll need your potassium.

-Tell us a story, Granny.
-All right.

You don't have
to twist my arm.

Well, when I was young,

I was an expert dart catcher--
the best in the land.

One day an evil monk--bam!--
threw 300 darts at me.

But with my lightning hands,
I snatched 299 out of midair.

Then, I caught one
right between my teeth.

What happened
to the last dart?

That last one?

-I caught it right between my toes.
-[All Laughing]

Hey, you guys, that's enough
Of that laughing.

I could teach all of you boys
a thing or two about kung fu.

Why, you better believe it!

Back in my day,
I was known asa master.

-I once had a fight with 22 guys!
-A-a-a ghost!

Stay behind me.

It's Master Chan.

Look, he's come
to join us for dinner.

What fun!

-Oh, Master Chan!
-Friend of yours?

Please, sir.
Please don't hurt us.

These boys are so sweet
and innocent.

And I'm just an old woman.
Have mercy.

[Karate Yell]

You think you're so bad.

You take care of them.
I'll get the boys out of here. Let's go!

Keep going!

Let's bring it on,

you sons of bitches!

All right, Granny!

Wow, Granny, you really are
the greatest martial artist ever!

You're so cute.

Hi.
[Giggles]

Congratulations.
I underestimated you.

Thank you. Now, be so kind
as to let the boys and I go.

No.

But if you defeat me with your darts,
then you can go.

Silly.
I haven't got any darts left.

-[Karate Yells]
-[Laughing]

What's wrong? You don't like
the taste of my lugies, huh?

-Granny! Granny!
-Ah, come here.

That was awesome.
Can you teach it tome?

You shouldn't have
underestimated me.

That was great!

Really, that was great!

How'd you do that?
Can you teach me?

-Mom? Mom, are you okay?
-Of course I'm okay.

Don't be ridiculous.
Go on, boys, tell her how great I was.

She was awesome.

You take the boys on ahead.

I'm gonna make sure
this bastard is done for.

-You're coming too?
-Mm-hmm, right behind you.

Come on, boys, let's go.

Sister Red Bean?
Your mother is quite brave.

She's second only
to Master Kwun.

[Groans]

Ma! Ma, what's wrong?

I guess I'm not as good
as I thought I was.

Don't die, Granny. Please.

I couldn't catch every dart.

-Granny!
-We've got to get you some help!

Enough crying.
I'm not going to die yet.

Come on, help me up.

Master Biao, help us!

[Boys Yelling]

Mom! Mom!
Master Biao, we need your help.

-It's so cold.
-Don't worry, I'll get you warmed up.

[Boys Yelling]
Master Biao!

Here. Feel warmer?

Mom, talk to me.

It's funny how things work out.

I used to...
[Laughing]

pretend to be dead, and now--

You're not gonna die, Mother.
I won't let you.

[Sighs Deeply]

[Boys Crying]

[Boys Yelling]

-Are you hurt? Are you okay?
-Come on!

Come on, let's go.

You must.

Mother, I love you.

Come on, hurry up!
Let's get out of here!

Go!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!

[Gasps]

All right, Ting, let's hit him
up high and down low. Go!

Go!

-Ting, get ready.
-Got it.

[Growls]

[Groaning]

Ting!

Dad!

Who are you?

In this town, I'm known
only as wax maker Biao.

However, I am secretly
a Shaolin Master.

Let's go, Ting.

Going somewhere?

I have been in hiding here
for many years.

But when word
of your evil reached me,

I vowed to don my robes again
to avenge my brothers.

And I will get my revenge for Shaolin!

You will die
just like the Shaolin monks.

You think so, do you?

You are beyond arrogant,
as well as evil. Prepare to die.

Taste vengeance from
my dragon fists. [Karate Yells]

Everybody okay?

Uh-huh.

-[Yelling]
-Brother!

[All Screaming]

[Grunting]
Now I have you.

Hang on, boys!
Don't give up.

I can't! I'm slipping.

Hurry! Pull us up!

Be strong, my brothers.
Hold on tight.

Ting, I'm slipping!
I'm slipping!

-[Yelling]
-My brother!

You're gonna die.

I told you
you'd never beat me.

See you in hell!

-Stop it!
-Run!

Honey! Honey, wake up!

[Screaming]

Get up! Honey!

-Please!
-Ting!

Papa!

Ting!

[Yelling]

Come on, pull!

We got you!

[Tower Clock Bonging]

You young men showed
strength hand bravery.

And I commend you all.

Li, Su,

Fong, Chiu...

and Tak.

The masters of Shaolin would
certainly be proud to know...

that they have passed their legacy
on to ones such as you.

It is my deepest honor
to call you brothers.

Thanks again for your help.

Come on, son.

Sweetie, is your father coming?

I don't know
where he could be.

Why don't you come with me?
I'll teach you more martial arts.

No, thank you.

Tak, you're welcome to join us.

My dad will be here, I'm sure.

Tak! Tak!

My son!

Father!

-Are you Tak's father?
-Uh-huh.

He's a fine warrior.

That's very funny.
Thank you for saving him.

My son?

He is quite a man.

I don't know about
that friend of yours, Tak.

Come on.

It's true, Father.
I am a Shaolin Master.

-You okay?
-[All Laughing]

-Good to see you smile.
-Let's go, Mom.