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"Ass" is a three-letter word. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 5 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:25,242 Here we are. 6 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,288 I keep all of my correspondences 7 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:30,552 from the past seven and a half centuries in this box. 8 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:33,294 I used to get so many letters. 9 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:34,860 Who's it gonna be? 10 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:36,688 From my mom and dad 11 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:39,952 when I was away training with the Al Quolanudarian forces. 12 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,563 "Dear Nandor, 13 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:45,262 we hope that the rocks there are not too hard." 14 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:49,310 At training camp, we would use rocks as pillows. 15 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,312 And blankets. 16 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:54,141 This one is a letter from the leader of an army 17 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:57,013 that we defeated with particular brutality. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,015 Tens of thousands were slaughtered. 19 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,452 I guess I never had a chance to open it. 20 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,238 "I resign myself to surrender. 21 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:07,067 I plead for a road to peace." 22 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,547 Oops. 23 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,941 Oh, this one is good. 24 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:14,900 An anonymous friend sent me a token 25 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:18,600 for a free scoop at Baskin and Robbins. 26 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:23,213 I can't eat ice cream, but it meant a lot. 27 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,259 I have asked Guillermo 28 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,304 to bring me his computing machine 29 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,307 so I can see if I have receivedany electronic letters 30 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,614 - in the past decade. - GUILLERMO: Okay. 31 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,703 - All right. - Ah, yes. 32 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,357 GUILLERMO: Connect this... 33 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,663 All right, there you go. 34 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:46,149 It's connected to this Ethernet cable. 35 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,195 Yes, I know how the ether works, Guillermo. 36 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:51,285 - No, Ethernet. - Give me this. 37 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,597 Okay. Well, if that's it, 38 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,662 I'm gonna head out, 'cause Ihave a couple of errands to run. 39 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:04,211 - Okay, then, bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 40 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,865 Oh, uh, I got some blood on my fancy collar, 41 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,389 so if could you get me one of those... 42 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,955 - Tide to go pens? - Soapy pens 43 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,585 - you can use on clothing. - Tide to go pens. 44 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,045 The Tide pen. 45 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,570 - The "to go" variety. - To go. 46 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:18,094 There's money in the dish on the table in my room. 47 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,313 The money dish. 48 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,010 Uh, it's gone black. 49 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,055 No, no, it's just asleep. 50 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:27,408 Arise. Arise! 51 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:31,455 What is "arise," again? Control-alt-seven? 52 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:36,025 ♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 53 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,375 ♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 54 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:41,291 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 55 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,424 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 56 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:48,603 ♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 57 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:51,258 ♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪ 58 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,782 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 59 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:58,265 ♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪ 60 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,926 CLAUDE: What if it's a little old lady vampire? 61 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,146 -KIDS: Kill. -What if it's a little baby vampire? 62 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,148 - KIDS: Kill. - Oh, look here. 63 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,020 Guillermo, you ready to slay some Suckers? 64 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:18,285 Uh... I brought some wooden stakes 65 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,176 -that I had at home so we can practice... -TONYA: Nice. 66 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,159 - Slaying some Suckers. - CLAUDE: Right on. 67 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,682 GUILLERMO: I've decided 68 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,467 to infiltrate the group 69 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:30,035 and sabotage whatever plans they have. 70 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,100 'Cause I would never forgive myself if something happened 71 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,475 to Nandor, Nadja or Laszlo. 72 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,453 But I don't think I have to be worried too much with this... 73 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,653 CLAUDE: Stab it, stab it like this! Gotta kill it. 74 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,481 Glad you brought your camera crew, too. 75 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,309 Helps get the word out. 76 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,528 For too long, these vampires have gotten away 77 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:47,531 with treating humans like either dinner or dirt. 78 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,509 You know, every relationship has its ebbs and flows. 79 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,100 Ooh! I'm feeling good. 80 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,469 - DEREK: Yeah. Yes. - You feeling good? 81 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,973 -I feel good. -Hell yeah. -Yeah. 82 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,627 You guys are pumped for training. 83 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:58,455 CLAUDE: Training? Nah. Training's over. 84 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:02,329 - What-what's going on? - Our first official hunt. 85 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:04,983 I'm sorry, what? 86 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:12,513 Oh, uh... No, I thought we were just going to, 87 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,384 - uh, practice today... - No, no, no. 88 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:16,865 We finally have a real target. Shanice, fill him in. 89 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,799 You know my roommate who was turned into a vampire? 90 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,172 Well, I think I figured out 91 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,454 where the ones who turned her live. 92 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,916 It's a house right here in Staten Island. 93 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,440 It's a very spooky-looking place. 94 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:29,530 No one goes in or out during the day. 95 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:30,681 No cars are parked out front. 96 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,708 And there a lot of bats. 97 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,971 Plus, there are these very strange 98 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:39,670 tr... tr... tenopinaries. Tipperaries? 99 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:42,238 - Chilip... Tilopirar... - Topiary. 100 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,892 These hedges out in the front yard. 101 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,808 Do, uh, any of these hedges look like... 102 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,593 vaginas? 103 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,203 My man. 104 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,553 SHANICE: I mean, I guess 105 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,468 some of them are of the adult nature. 106 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:57,122 I think I know what house you're talking about. 107 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,342 They're normal human beings. They're not vampires. 108 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,972 They're, like, teachers or social workers, actually. 109 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,477 - We are going there tonight. - Yes! 110 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,393 No! We shouldn't go tonight. 111 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,632 This is my second meeting. I thought we were gonna just... 112 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,222 Ha... practice. 113 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,548 I could go another round at that crossbow. 114 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,940 And I know that Derek mentioned something. 115 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,575 You could go another round, right? 116 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:15,856 - No, I'm good. - I'm pretty sure you said it. 117 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,162 No, we've never talked outside of this. 118 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,381 Okay, well, he doesn't remember. 119 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:21,495 - Gear up. Let's ride. - Yes. 120 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,418 TONYA: All right, guys. We have enough for, like, 121 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,368 two holy waters per person. 122 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:29,416 Breathing exercises. I like it, Guillermo. 123 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,811 I'm going to check my Hotmail. 124 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,465 Password? 125 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:38,468 Uh... What is my password? 126 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,515 A secure, alphanumeric one, I hope. 127 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:44,996 People think that just varying the case and adding a number 128 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,391 is enough to keep would-be hackers at bay, 129 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,436 but the truth is, 130 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,438 that's just the floor, not the ceiling. 131 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:54,789 I have a very secure password, okay, Colin Robinson? 132 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:57,052 My password is an impenetrable fortress. 133 00:05:57,095 --> 00:06:01,622 That's it. "Impenetrable fortress." 134 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,798 I have two e-mail messages. 135 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:07,323 "Fandango.com presents an advanced screening 136 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,892 "of The Blind Side and you are invited. 137 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:15,070 The screening is October the 8th, 2009." 138 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,637 - I... - Too late. 139 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,856 - I missed it. - : Sandy Bullock. 140 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,555 She was absolutely delightful in it. 141 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,427 She dazzled. I mean, you've seen Speed, 142 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:28,083 Miss Congeniality, Speed 2, Miss Congeniality 2, 143 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,694 -and Practical Magic. 144 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:33,871 Well, that, that's just rude. 145 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,527 Next message. 146 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,529 "This is not a joke. 147 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:42,314 "You are now cursed. 148 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,665 "Forward this message to ten people 149 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:47,494 "and unforeseen riches will be yours. 150 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:50,148 "If you don't, you will be killed. 151 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:53,717 "Bloody Mary knows who you are and where you live. 152 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:58,026 "She will find you and hang your corpse for all to see. 153 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:01,464 "You have until sunrise tomorrow. 154 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,031 "No send-backs. 155 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,250 This is not a joke." 156 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,601 Nadja! 157 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,429 Laszlo! 158 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:18,089 "Warning. If you've read this far, it's too late." 159 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,482 You stupid bloody donkey. 160 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,963 -Why did you let me read this far? -Well... 161 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:25,314 Says here some girl called Arianna disobeyed Bloody Mary, 162 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,924 and now she's dead. 163 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,839 They ripped her guts out 164 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:31,712 -and dropped them on the front doorstep of her parents. -Oh! 165 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:32,626 I'd say we're fucked. 166 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,715 This light box has cursed us. 167 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,083 Do you think it could maybe be something 168 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,282 from the neighborhood imp, 169 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,719 having a cheeky little joke? 170 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,155 This is not a joke. 171 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,070 It says it in many places. 172 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,507 Here, here, and here. 173 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,728 Don't look, my sweet darling. It's too dangerous. 174 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:48,990 Curses are very common 175 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,732 - and very serious. - Yes, this is true. 176 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,385 When I was younger, I saw so many 177 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,083 horrible curses going around. 178 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,607 There was a man who was just in the market, 179 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,436 and he didn't pay the fair price for the meat of a goat, 180 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,570 then, poof, you know, his bollocks are shriveled into 181 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,397 two tiny little raisins. 182 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,008 The man's bollocks. Not the goat's. 183 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,401 Oh, yeah. No, sorry. I thought that was clear. 184 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,143 -No, it wasn't. 185 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,773 -Curses really hit you where it hurts. -Mm-hmm. 186 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:17,409 Well, I definitely, uh, succeeded 187 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,822 with the infiltrating part of the plan, 188 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,326 but I'm having a little troublewith the sabotage 189 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,348 in that we're about to drive a van full of vampire-killing 190 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,678 weapons to the house. 191 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,047 I just need to pretend I'm one of them. Just, just pretend... 192 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,986 Guillermo! We gotta move. 193 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:32,163 Derek's mom needs the van back first thing tomorrow morning. 194 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,688 - Let's ride. - Yeah. 195 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,691 Why did you even open this thin machine?! 196 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,823 I was just checking my e-mails. 197 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,912 I didn't know it would be full of curses. 198 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,784 All right, calm down. 199 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:47,570 All we need to do issend that to ten friends or foes 200 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,572 by sunrise, and the curse will be lifted. 201 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,835 Where are we going to get the e-mail addresses, 202 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,750 the "e-mail address shop"?! 203 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,859 No, I'm guessing that'll be closed this time of night. 204 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:59,408 I do have the e-mail address for a Count Fandango. 205 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,192 Well done, Nandor. Send it to him. 206 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:03,934 One step forward to unforeseen fortunes. 207 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,023 One step away from getting our guts ripped out. 208 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,068 What do you say? 209 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,504 -How dare you do that? 210 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,593 You want to end up like Arianna? 211 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,037 - Fine. - Hold your bleedin' horses. 212 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:15,293 Some chap's left his calling card. 213 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:18,383 A "Timothy," at Circuit City stores. 214 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,298 "Happy to help," he says. 215 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,605 It also has his phone number... 216 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,434 -and e-mail address. 217 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,523 - Looks like Timothy's going to be getting 218 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,004 - a curse in the electronic post.-NANDOR: Yeah! 219 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,877 Hi, Timmy! 220 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,490 CLAUDE: Watch out, mosquitoes! 221 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,190 You know, maybe we couldkeep it down a little bit, huh? 222 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,888 It's actually hard to focus on, uh, on vampire killing 223 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,847 when it's so loud, you know? 224 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,457 -Thank you. 225 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,199 I feel hot and sweaty. 226 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,853 I can't stop shaking since I got here. 227 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,352 -CLAUDE: You say something, Guillermo? -Uh, no. 228 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,333 I was just saying that, uh, maybe 229 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,746 we're getting a late start, you know. 230 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:57,727 We should probably be doing this 231 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:58,989 tomorrow, during the day. 232 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,904 My mom needs the van tomorrow. 233 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,864 - She's catering a quinceañera. - Cool, cool, cool. 234 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,431 That explains the boxes of, uh, shrimp... 235 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:07,887 Yeah, man, knock yourself out, you know. 236 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,870 Okay, yeah, let me... 237 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,350 let me take a look at... 238 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,701 This is bad. This is bad. 239 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:18,487 -Laszlo. Laszlo... 240 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,795 - Whoa! What clarion call is that? 241 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,579 The clagging chimes of doom? 242 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,495 -Shh. Where is it coming from? 243 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,453 This way. 244 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,934 -NANDOR: I will answer it. 245 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,153 LASZLO: No, you won't. 246 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,739 If that curse can travel through the Internet, 247 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:36,766 it'll sure as shit travel through that telephone. 248 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,726 GUILLERMO: We're not in right now, 249 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,728 but if you'd like to leave a message for Nandor, 250 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,947 - Nadja or Laszlo, - COLIN: And Colin Robinson! 251 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,906 -please do so at the tone. 252 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,864 : You need to getout of the house right now. 253 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,363 You need to get out or you're gonna die. 254 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,738 -Get out now! 255 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,174 You're gonna die. 256 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,392 This is not a joke. 257 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:55,742 -Shit. 258 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,353 How did Bloody Mary get our bloody phone number?! 259 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,702 Her power knows no bounds. 260 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,922 Did I tell you about the time 261 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,793 when Arianna's guts were ripped out of... 262 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,143 - Yes, we just read the e-mail! - Yeah. 263 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,754 We need more addresses. 264 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,209 LASZLO: Well, then, you need to make one up. 265 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,974 It is very hard to come up with names 266 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,759 when everyone is shouting. 267 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,977 What is a good name? 268 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,980 I know one we could try. Bloody fucking Mary! 269 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,852 That little piss snake 270 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,090 thinks she can send a curse to us? 271 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,594 Well, let's see how she likes itwhen I send an e-mail to 272 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,641 bloodyfuckingmary@aol.com. 273 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,775 -Did she reply? 274 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:32,648 No. It is from "mailer-daemon." 275 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,910 ALL: Demon! 276 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:43,746 - Knock, knock, knock, knock, knocking. 277 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,834 Oh. Hey, guys. Come on in. 278 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,010 - No, that's fine. - Right. 279 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,099 Oh, hello, Colin Robinson. 280 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,232 We were just sat around thinking do you know what 281 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,016 would be the best thing in the world ever? 282 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:57,020 -Get Colin Robinson's e-mail address. -Why? 283 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,824 - To give you a discount card.-To send you a packet of three. 284 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,589 NADJA: I'm just really into, like, computers. 285 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,199 Uh-huh. But why do you really want it? 286 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,332 Because we have a huge fucking curse on us! 287 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,770 We need ten e-mail addresses pronto, Tonto, 288 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,903 -or it's... 289 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:13,689 Who got you? Tommy Knockers? The Headless Apothecary? 290 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,170 -Bloody Mary. 291 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,607 Oh. Oh, she's a sneak, that one. 292 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,652 Sure, I'll give you my e-mail address. 293 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,350 - Ha! - Then I get the curse, 294 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,918 and I can pass the curse on to the company directory. 295 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:28,617 Send it to Jason first. He'll send it over to Andrew. 296 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,445 It'll get to Becky. When it gets to Becky, 297 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,925 I'm gonna get a talking-to. 298 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,014 Don't want to be rude, Colin Robinson, but could you 299 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,190 get on with it? Otherwise it's certain death. 300 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,995 - Okay. Well, let me just write it down.-NANDOR: No, just say it to us. 301 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,804 -This pen's dead. I'm gonna try the old Bic. -Just say it to us. 302 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,067 - It's gonna take a second. - You can just say it to us. 303 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,871 Oh, I wouldn't dare, not with Internet security 304 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,028 being how it is these days. 305 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,508 A lot of Fortune 500 companies today 306 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,032 suffer from corporate espionage. 307 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:56,166 - "travelbug54@aol.com"? - Dot-com. Right. 308 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,038 I chose that e-mail address 309 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:02,172 because I enjoy traveling. 310 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,829 CLAUDE: Here we go. 311 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,539 Yes! 312 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,065 It's not our house. 313 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,067 We're fine. We're gonna be okay. 314 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,851 -It's not our house. I mean, 315 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,635 even the topiary, it's not even erotic. 316 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,334 They're just giant balls. 317 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,120 Ready for your first hunt, Guillermo? 318 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,316 -Technically, it's all our first hunt, but... yeah. -True, true. 319 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,125 GUILLERMO: Destiny is a funny mistress. 320 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,518 I mean, I highly doubt 321 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,911 there's any vampires in there. 322 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,782 GUILLERMO: Okay, let's do this, I guess. 323 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,306 CLAUDE: Oh, hell yes. 324 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,023 GUILLERMO: And let's just be cautious, guys. 325 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,647 'Cause they could just be regular people. 326 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,965 And we're, like, breaking into their house. 327 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,185 CLAUDE: Get your cameras on. I smell vamps. 328 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,104 CLAUDE: Very clever hiding place. 329 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:07,498 Familiars are such idiots. 330 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,891 They're... they're not idiots. 331 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,166 See? See, I told you, 332 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,970 they're just a regular family. Come on, let's go. 333 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,823 Are you kidding me? That'sjust what they want us to think. 334 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,694 These are decoy photos. 335 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,914 All right, let's split up. 336 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,830 Derek, Tonya, check that way. I'll check over here. 337 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,137 Newb, you stick with Shanice. 338 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,181 Check upstairs. 339 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,574 Let's eviscerate these vamps. 340 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:42,098 No! No, no, no, let's not eviscerate anyone, okay? 341 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,926 This is already breaking and entering. 342 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,290 Let's just leave this family alone 343 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,340 - before it gets worse. - I'm just gonna go upstairs. 344 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,429 -No, Shanice... -Are you just gonna stay down here by yourself? 345 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,065 - And get murdered? - Shanice! 346 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,762 We could go to prison for this.Shanice. 347 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,897 Did you hear that? 348 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,730 What is that, a cage? 349 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,732 Oh, check this out, man. 350 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:08,995 DEREK: A bat cage. 351 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,214 Who poses for a picture of themself 352 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,563 with themself? 353 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,130 That's not normal. 354 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,226 - SHANICE: Oh. - GUILLERMO: See? 355 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,335 If there was vampires, wouldn'tthey be awake right now? 356 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,621 That's true. 357 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,014 Come on, let's go. 358 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,189 They're just kids. 359 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,973 You know, I used to have star stickers 360 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,235 like that when I was a kid. 361 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,977 Ursa Major, Ursa Minor. 362 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:38,676 Uh, Canis Major, Canis Minor. 363 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,766 -Shanice, we need to go! -You know what, if the police showed up, 364 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,420 - I think it's... - We need to go, okay? 365 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,031 Shanice, we need to go right now. 366 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,425 BOTH: Where are you going? 367 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:50,993 Holy...! 368 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,081 BOTH: Vampires! 369 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,917 -♪ Oh, baby... ♪ 370 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,137 - We need to get everybody to the van. 371 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,400 ♪ My heart is full of love and desire for you... ♪ 372 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:10,273 -Go, go, go, go, go! 373 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,059 ♪ You started this fire ♪ 374 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,148 ♪ Down in my soul... ♪ 375 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:19,021 I'm okay, I'm okay! 376 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,110 COLIN: Now that you have my e-mail address, 377 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,852 I'll get your e-mail addresses and you'll be signed up 378 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,854 automatically for my e-newsletter. 379 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,421 -It's bi-weekly 380 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,598 and-and by bi-weekly, I mean twice a week 381 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,949 -This week I'm taking a deep dive into... -I have to go, I have to... 382 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,692 - Shit! Shit! Shit! Guys?! Guys?!-♪ Can't stay alive ♪ 383 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,955 ♪ Without you ♪ 384 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,827 Whoever finds this, 385 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,178 you have to warn everyone. 386 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,273 ♪ Desire for you ♪ 387 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,491 Derek, let's go! 388 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,058 No way! Guys? 389 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,538 "Dancing in the Moonlight"? 390 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,279 I bet vamps really love this tune... 391 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,715 -No, we have to go! 392 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,325 Oh, my God! Where's the holy water? 393 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,197 -Come on, let's go! 394 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,068 Guys, we did it! We actually found a vamp! 395 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,204 Where are they? 396 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,784 I have to go back, I have to go back 397 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,256 or they're gonna die. 398 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,736 I have to go back, I got to go back. 399 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,703 CLAUDE: Get the fuck off of me! Shit! 400 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,793 I shoved a stake in my foot! 401 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,274 - Go, get out. - I'm trying. 402 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,710 - Go! - It really hurts. 403 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,582 -I got a hole in my foot! 404 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,036 You have to get out of the house... go, go go! 405 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,108 BOTH: A midnight snack? 406 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,718 Sorry. 407 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,244 SHANICE: Help me! 408 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,984 Shanice! 409 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,943 - Somebody, help! - Shanice! 410 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,814 Somebody help! 411 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,906 Are you okay? 412 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,386 - I'm okay, I'm okay. - All right. 413 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,258 I'm okay. 414 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,696 Stay back! Get back! 415 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,832 We have to go! We have to go, sorry! 416 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,755 CAMERAMAN: Fuck! 417 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,716 SHANICE: Where's Derek? I couldn't find Derek! 418 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,197 - It's too late for him now. - Oh. Oh... 419 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,079 We still have to get the van back to Derek's mom. 420 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,515 CLAUDE: Yep. 421 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,388 Sir... bob 422 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,085 gel... 423 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,307 dolph@yahoo.com. 424 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,873 -There, it is done. 425 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,353 That is ten e-mails. 426 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,852 LASZLO: So what do we do, wait till sunrise? 427 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,617 How do we know that Sir Bob Geldolph 428 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,619 - has that e-mail? - Uh... 429 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,447 -Oh... 430 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,667 Whoa, it's all right. 431 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,973 NADJA: Oh, no! 432 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,975 Don't fear, my darling. 433 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,195 Laszlo, your forearm is not curse-proof! 434 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,110 Please! 435 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,547 All this is playing havoc with my guts. 436 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,549 Talking about guts, I did tell you about Arianna 437 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,986 - when her guts were dragged outon the doorstep? - Yes, yes! 438 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,988 No, no, no, please! 439 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,382 Bloody Mary, have mercy on us! 440 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,298 Do not rip our guts out! 441 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,213 Guillermo? 442 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,259 You scared the shit out of us! 443 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,349 What was that dilly-dallying at the door? 444 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,481 Could you just come in like a normal person? 445 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,222 The door's getting stuck again. 446 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,224 I like tie-dye... Have you been to a concert? 447 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,704 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 448 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,446 The Tide to go pens were on sale, so you got some 449 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,447 extra cash. 450 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,927 Unforeseen riches. 451 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,364 NADJA: Oh, the curse! 452 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,453 -It has lifted! 453 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:01,243 You don't even know what this is about. 454 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,289 Laszlo, now, really? 455 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,117 LASZLO: Oh, yes. 456 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,274 You know, while you were out running your errand, 457 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,213 we were in very serious danger. 458 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,521 Because of your machine. 459 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,393 We could have been killed tonight. 460 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,133 Did you know that? 461 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,875 It was really scary. 462 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,399 I'm sorry, Master. 463 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,401 Guillermo? 464 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,141 Yes? 465 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,100 Would you mind staying for a few moments, 466 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,320 just until I fall asleep? 467 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,973 Of course. 468 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,323 Thank you. 469 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,326 Guillermo? 470 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,501 Yes, Master? 471 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,984 I don't wish to be murdered in my slumber. 472 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,421 I know it's a little silly, 473 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,858 because we defeated the curse. 474 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,861 But with that and all these stories 475 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,690 about vampires being murdered 476 00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,520 lately, I'm feeling a little... 477 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,349 less fearless than I usually do. 478 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,351 Just a little. 479 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,178 - I'll stay, Master. - Thank you. 480 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,848 I'm not asleep yet, Guillermo! 481 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:35,424 ♪ I don't know how it ♪ 482 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:40,124 ♪ Done happened... ♪ 483 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:44,868 ♪ The devil caught me napping ♪ 484 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:51,222 ♪ He must've come without a-rapping ♪ 485 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:56,663 ♪ Without a-rapping on my door ♪ 486 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:03,887 ♪ And he done took me flirting ♪ 487 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:09,328 ♪ But he and I ♪ 488 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:15,159 ♪ Don't talk no more ♪ 489 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:17,118 ♪ Baby, is you sure? ♪ 490 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,038 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 491 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,564 COLIN: They had come highly recommended 492 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:32,220 by a mutual vampire associate of ours, 493 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:34,614 but nevertheless, I found it prudent 494 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,877 - to run the traditional credit checks... 495 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,531 and reference protocols. 496 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:42,230 Suffice it to say, I am part of the 33% 497 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:46,321 who find it necessary to utilizemy complementary credit check 498 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,627 every year. 499 00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,030 MAN: I had no idea what I would find 500 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,815 when I went searching for my father. 501 00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:04,557 They flashed the Zodiac Killer, and my heart stopped. 502 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,516 WOMAN: He believes he is the son of the Zodiac. 503 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:15,698 What is Devs? 504 00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,572 What is Devs? 505 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,615 What is Devs? 506 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,706 What is Devs? 507 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:25,707 What is Devs? 508 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,493 What is Devs? 509 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:29,755 What is Devs? 509 00:23:30,305 --> 00:24:30,883 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 37301

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