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You believe it?
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She scored five goals.
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Well, to be fair,
it was the goalie's nap time.
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Is this what pride feels like?
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I've never felt it before.
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You left me in the car.
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Honey, I'm so sorry.
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It's okay. You also left your keys.
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Wait. You were in
the car alone with the...
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Yeah, she moved it.
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- What?!
- I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding. I'm
kidding. I'm just kidding.
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I've got to go change Lulu.
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She got so excited about the victory,
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she literally pooped herself.
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Whatcha doing?
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My puzzle game.
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Mm.
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You know, Emily,
there's still time to sign you up
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if you want to play
soccer like your sister.
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I don't want to kick the ball.
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I feel like I'm hurting it.
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We've got to get her
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into something besides that puzzle game.
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Yeah. She's a sweet kid.
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The world is gonna destroy her.
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Oh, Jo,
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I notice you lose your keys a lot.
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Do I?
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Yes, you do.
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That's why I thought
you'd like my new purse.
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It has a special key pocket.
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- Uh-huh.
- And a-a holder for your phone.
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Neat.
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And I call this little special pouch
"the gum zone."
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That's really great.
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Don't you just love it?
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Careful.
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I-I do.
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I... I do just love it.
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I knew you'd love it.
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So I got one for you, too!
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Yay.
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Now you won't be a hot mess.
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You'll just be hot.
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Like me.
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We have to do something about her gifts.
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This cannot be my purse.
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It looks like a giant gorilla testicle.
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Quick impression... Me, 10 years ago.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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I gave this bag a shot, but I can't.
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A hawk tried to steal it from me.
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You know, before I met you,
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I never changed my sheets,
and it was fine.
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You know... if your mom would stop
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spending all her
money on terrible gifts,
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maybe she could, like,
chip in on groceries instead.
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I know. She keeps eating
all the string cheese.
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- Give it to me!
- My trophy!
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Your turn.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Lulu wouldn't give me her trophy.
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Oh, Emily.
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You know the best way to get a trophy?
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Lulu gives me hers?
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No, no, you earn one
by playing soccer, like Lulu.
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Nah. I don't want to lose my weekends.
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You know, you don't have
to play a whole season.
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Your Tío Chuy has a soccer clinic,
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and if you try it for a day,
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you get a participation trophy.
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Just a day?
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And do you promise I'll get a trophy?
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- Yes.
- Fine.
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Are we making a mistake here?
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Definitely,
but what are you talking about?
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I don't want to bribe
Emily into playing sports.
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I mean, why doesn't she
just like them like we did?
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Babe, you remember
that moment in the hospital
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when we were alone
with that other couple?
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Yeah.
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Did we take the right kid?
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Alright, my superstar niece is here.
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And Emily.
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Hi, Tío Chuy.
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Why don't you go run a few suicides,
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and we'll start in a minute?
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So, Chuy,
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it took a lot of encouragement
to get Emily here today, so...
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Ah, you don't know
how to motivate your kid,
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so you need me to step
in and save your family.
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I got it.
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Yep, that's exactly what
we were gonna say.
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Hey, Jo, I love that purse.
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Okay. That's it. It's gone.
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Kids, you probably know who I am.
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Local soccer legend, Chuy Rodriguez.
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Chh, chh!
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Today it is my honor
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to introduce you to the
most beautiful game...
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Soccer.
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And then you'll all get trophies.
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Yay!
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Soccer has just a few simple rules.
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Rule number one...
You can only use your feet.
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No hands.
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Okay, little early for questions,
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but, uh, what's up, Emily?
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Why can't we use our hands?
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Well, because, uh, soccer's been around
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for thousands of years,
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and no one's ever used their hands.
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Yes?
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Did people used to not have hands?
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What?
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No. No, no, no.
People... People had hands.
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Then why did they hate them?
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Let's not talk about hands, Emily.
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If you don't want to talk about hands,
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then why did you bring it up?
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Okay, change of plans.
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Uh, we're gonna do some sprints.
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Okay, now,
everybody run between the cones.
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Hey, uh...
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What are you doing?
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I'm not allowed to use my hands.
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Well, you... you can use
your hands for that.
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This is the most confusing thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Me, too.
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Hey, uh, where's my mom's purse?
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About that.
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Oh, no.
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You know I love your mom.
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You do?
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Of course.
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But a purse is enormously personal.
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That's why they call it a purse.
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Hmm. Really?
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No.
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Oh, my God, babe.
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Look, hon, I know it's a lot to ask,
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but you don't have to use
it the rest of your life.
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Just the rest of hers.
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You don't get it.
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It's different for you,
because you actually like her gifts.
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Pbht! What?
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No, I don't.
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- You don't?
- No.
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Every birthday since I was 10,
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she's given me a plaid shirt.
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You think I like plaid shirts?
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Yes.
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You wear one every day.
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This is like a prison to me.
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I want to wear Hawaiian shirts.
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Hawaiian shirts!
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That sounds very doable.
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Why don't you just talk to her?
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Oh, you don't think I've tried?
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Once, in 2005, I started to,
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and she looked at me like that
possum you ran over last year.
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Don't ever bring him up.
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Okay, look, i-i-in your family,
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if you don't like something,
you just tell each other, right?
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- Yeah.
- Well, that's not how we do it.
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What do you think is gonna
happen if you're honest?
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- It would destroy the system.
- What system?
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The system of never,
ever saying what you think
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to avoid releasing a lifetime
of unexpressed emotions.
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You're crazy.
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Why don't we go get the kids?
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Okay, sure.
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Where are they?
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Congratulations.
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I know participation
trophies are stupid, but...
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So stupid.
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I'm excited for Emily to get one.
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- Me too.
- Yeah.
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She needs a win.
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I mean, even
just getting her to participate
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was a huge accomplishment.
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Yeah, they should give us a trophy.
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Mom, Dad,
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I didn't get a trophy.
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What?
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Tío Chuy didn't give me one.
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Chuy, what the [BEEP]?
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You said every kid gets a trophy!
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If they participate. Emily did not.
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What are you talking about?
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Emily didn't kick the ball once.
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She spent six hours trying to
eat a sandwich with her foot.
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Well, that's a new level of weird.
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Okay, Chuy, but she was here,
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so Emily should get a damn trophy.
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Jo, attendance is not
the same as participation.
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If I give her one,
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then a participation
trophy means nothing.
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Exactly. It's just a piece of plastic.
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Chuy, come on.
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She's been refusing to
play sports for years.
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Look, we finally got her here, okay?
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If Emily doesn't get a trophy today,
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I-I don't think she's ever
gonna try sports again.
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So, you guys screw up for six years,
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and you expect me
to fix it in six hours?
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That's exactly what you
said you were gonna do.
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As much as I love my niece,
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when I get to the pearly gates,
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I don't want the big guy saying,
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"Why did you lie and
say Emily participated?
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I expected more from local
soccer legend Chuy Rodriguez."
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I'm gonna destroy him on Yelp.
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You promised if I
went to the stupid thing,
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I would get a trophy.
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Yeah, but you didn't
actually play soccer.
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Who cares? I just want a trophy.
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Emily, if Daddy or I went
to work and didn't do anything,
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do you think we'd still get paid?
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Mm, it's kind of a gray area for me.
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Yeah, you know, government work.
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You're always changing the rules.
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Before kids,
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did you ever imagine
having a problem like this?
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"I don't want to eat my broccoli"?
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Sure.
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"Not gonna do my
homework." Heard of that.
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"I don't like fun."
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It's not something they tell you about.
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The only thing she ever
does without complaining
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- is that puzzle game.
- I know.
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I kept thinking this was gonna
get better as she got older.
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But now she is older,
and it's not better.
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We've tried so many activities...
piano, ballet.
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She wouldn't even pretend
to have a job in improv.
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Oh. I remember that.
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She kept saying, "I'm unemployed."
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I don't know. We...
We can't give up on her.
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We j... We have to find a way to
get her interested in something.
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What are you talking about?
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We were just saying that
we need to get Emily
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interested in something.
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Oh, you need to get Emily
interested in something.
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Right, yes, I-I just said that.
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But, hey, you know,
since we're all talking...
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Yes?
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The purse you got me... Very thoughtful.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yes.
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However, a purse...
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I...
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- You know...
- Jo lost the purse.
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Yes, yes! Yes. It's so crazy.
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You bought me the purse so
that I wouldn't lose my keys,
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and then I lost the purse
that was supposed
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to help me not lose my keys.
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I guess... I guess I need
a purse for my purse.
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Okay.
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God. I couldn't do it.
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I cou... You were right.
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Her whole eye was pupil.
263
00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:35,550
Couldn't just use the purse
for the rest of her life, huh?
264
00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:38,169
Alright, what happens now?
265
00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,511
You're gonna bury that purse.
266
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:51,454
Okay, Emily.
267
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,747
Open your eyes.
268
00:12:52,987 --> 00:12:56,459
Welcome to the Olympics of You.
269
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,152
The what of me?
270
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,001
Olympics. Remember?
271
00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:04,407
We watched the summer
ones like three years ago?
272
00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:06,126
I was 3.
273
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:09,431
Do you remember when you were 3?
274
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,839
No, but I've had a lot of drinks.
275
00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,087
Look, i-in the Olympics,
276
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:19,407
people participate in a
bunch of different sports.
277
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,517
And you can earn this trophy
278
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,195
if you try any of the
sports on this lawn.
279
00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:26,637
Take your time, honey.
280
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,263
See what speaks to you.
281
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,300
Hello?
282
00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,306
It's not saying anything.
283
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:39,904
Okay, that... No, that's just
a figure of speech.
284
00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:42,087
Here. How does the
ball feel in your hands?
285
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,284
This one's too hard.
286
00:13:46,331 --> 00:13:48,643
This one's too soft.
287
00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:51,842
This one's gonna be just right.
288
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:54,487
I hate this one!
289
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:03,993
Basket.
290
00:14:04,018 --> 00:14:06,167
Great job, Lulu!
291
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,017
See? It's not hard.
292
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:10,706
Lulu did it.
293
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,164
If Lulu can do it, I-I bet you can, too.
294
00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:20,712
You like Lulu better than me.
295
00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:32,815
Hey, Lulu.
296
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,862
Read the room.
297
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,320
Just draw a dagger through my heart.
298
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,206
What color?
299
00:14:51,696 --> 00:14:54,245
Hey, Em, can we talk to you?
300
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:59,040
Hey, we don't like Lulu better than you.
301
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,667
Yeah, there are no
favorites in this family, okay?
302
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,119
I mean, you know, it's like Mom and me.
303
00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,540
You don't have a favorite, right?
304
00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:05,796
- Yeah, I do. It's Mom.
- Don't answer tha...
305
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:08,846
It was a hypothetical. You...
306
00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:11,540
Look, we're just trying
to get you interested
307
00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:13,763
in something other
than your puzzle game.
308
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,306
I love that game.
309
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,432
We know.
310
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,976
There's just a lot more to life.
311
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,229
Than doing what you love?
312
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,301
Yes.
313
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,948
The real lesson here is
314
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,138
that there's a whole,
big world out there, baby,
315
00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:37,005
and you should try new things.
316
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:40,514
No, thanks. I just want to
lay in bed and play my game.
317
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,558
Okay.
318
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:44,126
Then the real, real lesson here
319
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,099
is that no matter what,
320
00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:48,694
you're special, and we love you, okay?
321
00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:50,936
I love you, too.
322
00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:59,124
Even though Lulu has two
trophies and I have none.
323
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,962
Oh, God. She's doing
your mom's pupil thing.
324
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:09,141
You know what? Hold that thought.
325
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:12,529
Here.
326
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,179
This is for being a great kid.
327
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:18,995
Okay, we're done here.
328
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,122
Thank you. Bye.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
329
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,249
Thank you. Bye-bye-bye. Bye-bye-bye-bye.
330
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,150
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
331
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,073
Did we just get played?
332
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,343
Well, she's not doing sports,
she didn't learn anything,
333
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,971
we gave her a trophy,
and got kicked out of her room.
334
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:38,759
So, yeah.
335
00:16:41,672 --> 00:16:43,108
- Oh, Jo.
- Mm.
336
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,804
Would you get me a diet
soda from the fridge?
337
00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:47,704
- Sure.
- Thanks.
338
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,341
Aah!
339
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,679
Something wrong, Jo?
340
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:58,016
You look as though you've seen a ghost.
341
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,218
The purse.
342
00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:04,688
You found it.
343
00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,038
How?
344
00:17:07,649 --> 00:17:09,920
I put a tracking tile in it.
345
00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:12,381
Well, you do lose things
346
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,383
and you said you liked it a lot,
347
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:18,016
and I found it in a bag in a hole.
348
00:17:20,796 --> 00:17:22,430
Oh, Bill,
349
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,779
do you know anything about this?
350
00:17:24,804 --> 00:17:26,415
I told her not to, Mommy.
351
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:29,440
Nice.
352
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,108
It seems we need to talk.
353
00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:33,421
What is going on here?
354
00:17:34,774 --> 00:17:36,280
Okay, this has gone on long enough.
355
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,431
I have to come clean.
356
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,219
Bill hates plaid shirts.
357
00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:45,532
Jo hates the purse.
358
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,648
Bill hates everything
you've ever given him!
359
00:17:47,672 --> 00:17:50,318
Jo ran over a possum!
360
00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,643
So, you don't like my presents?
361
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:06,852
Mom, listen, w-w-we...
We appreciate them so much.
362
00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,782
But, yes, we hate them.
363
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,192
Oh.
364
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,612
Alright, I'll cool it on the presents.
365
00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:19,448
That's it?
366
00:18:19,472 --> 00:18:21,826
Yeah, what did you think
was gonna happen?
367
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,977
Nah, I knew you'd be
totally cool with it.
368
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,623
Yeah, I'm cool.
369
00:18:27,726 --> 00:18:29,792
Okay, so you're not mad?
370
00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,327
Why would I be mad?
371
00:18:31,352 --> 00:18:33,294
I-I-I-I only give you gifts
372
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:34,631
because I don't contribute.
373
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,499
I don't pay rent. I-I
don't buy groceries.
374
00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:41,046
Now I can stop.
375
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:44,818
Okay, great.
376
00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,058
Thank you! Bye!
377
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:50,679
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
378
00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,071
Feels like we just got played again.
379
00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,614
You know what?
Who cares if she buys groceries.
380
00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:03,266
I can finally wear Hawaiian shirts.
381
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:07,351
Hawaiian shirts.
382
00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:10,038
And I can use my old purse.
383
00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:15,379
Mom. Dad.
384
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:18,132
And it feels like we're gonna
get played a third time.
385
00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,295
Watch.
386
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,230
Oh.
387
00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:47,026
I built the thing from the iPad game.
388
00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:50,247
Emily, this is amazing.
389
00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:53,083
I-I am so proud of you.
390
00:19:53,107 --> 00:19:56,176
Wait. Hold on. Thi... This is
why you wanted the trophy?
391
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,464
I should've just given it to you.
392
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,291
I know you don't like
Lulu better than me.
393
00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:04,094
I just said that 'cause I knew
you were gonna give me a trophy.
394
00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:05,699
And you did.
395
00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:11,494
You guys are a puzzle,
and I figured you out.
396
00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:24,643
- Hey, babe.
- Hm?
397
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:26,334
What do you think,
the one with a lot of pineapples
398
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,972
or the one with all the hot sauces?
399
00:20:32,979 --> 00:20:35,332
I'll get that. You're very busy.
400
00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:41,049
Chuy.
401
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,801
I've given this a lot of thought,
402
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,354
and some things are more
important than participation.
403
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,487
One of them is family,
which is why I'm here...
404
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,768
Chuy, stop talking. It's all settled.
405
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:50,854
It is?
406
00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:52,435
Yeah, she just wanted the trophy
407
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:56,147
for this, like, crazy,
cool machine thing.
408
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,757
Ha-ha!
409
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,340
God is so funny.
410
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,475
Here I am, about to compromise
everything I hold dear
411
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,151
to make a child happy,
412
00:21:09,176 --> 00:21:10,408
and He shows me
413
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:13,199
that rules are more
important than children.
414
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,558
Have a great night!
415
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,933
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