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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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My mother was a hedge witch, too.
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I didn't know you were a hedge.
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Oh, yes. My mentor, Everett, found me.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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The Foremost saved them
with special weapons
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that expel possession.
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They call them ice axes,
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and I'm assuming that's poetic license.
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So we might have a chance to save Eliot.
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Overthrow me right the fuck now, Fen.
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- I never should have...
- Or I will never forgive you.
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And neither will Eliot
if you keep me from getting
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the one thing that can save him.
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- [sizzling]
- [screaming]
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When the going gets tough,
the tough listens
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to pop anthems from the '80s.
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- [door opens]
- Hi. It's me.
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It's the real me. It's Eliot.
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This is a mind palace situation,
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and we don't have a lot of time,
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and I have some extremely
major shit to tell you.
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Some god of war.
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He only liked them when they
were too weak to fight.
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He's not trying to rebuild his body.
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That's not what the stones are.
That's not what they're for.
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♪ ♪
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It's so much worse than that.
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Just breathe.
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If the stones aren't
for building a body,
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what does he want with them?
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No, he's building a body...
his sister's.
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He's trying to bring her back to life.
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Oh, my God.
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That's the girl
he thought was a sacrifice
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to summon Enyalius, but she wasn't.
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Enyalius and the other gods killed her.
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They chopped her up and turned
her into four stone organs.
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- Jesus. There's two of them.
- Yeah.
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And if he got prison and she
got the death penalty,
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I'm guessing she's the bad one.
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Till he remembers,
he won't know to go looking
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for Enyalius.
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Hi.
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If you want to talk to me,
the price is a drink.
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You're fun.
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One drink.
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- What are you having, ma'am?
- Vodka ice.
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Vodka ice.
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There you go.
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- I have a question.
- No, I don't come here often.
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You haven't seen me anywhere.
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And, yes, I do have plans this weekend.
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Still have a question?
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Yes.
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Why does this place smell like death?
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[chuckles]
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It is weird, right?
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Bar next to a hospital.
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Doctors need happy hour, too, I guess.
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So that's what you are? A doctor?
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No.
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I'm sick.
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But I got good news today.
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I'll only be sick
for another two months.
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Three, maybe.
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Sometimes my friend says one thing
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but means another thing.
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Is that what you're doing?
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Keep them coming.
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Keep them coming.
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[Wang Chung's "Let's Go"]
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♪ Meet me in a restaurant ♪
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♪ Meet me on the top of the world ♪
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♪ Meet me, and we'll talk
the language of love ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'll meet you anywhere you want ♪
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♪ I'll meet you on a ballroom floor ♪
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Well, I'm definitely hitting
my step goals today, huh?
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♪ Meet me, and we'll float
to the level above ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I wish you'd drop what you're doing ♪
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[pants]
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Jesus fuck a wise man's donkey.
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[sniffs]
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Just give me a sign.
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Come on. Where's water?
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Anything.
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[sniffs]
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[low rumbling]
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[The Pretenders' "Don't Get Me Wrong"]
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♪ ♪
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Wait.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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♪ If I'm looking kind of dazzled ♪
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El?
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♪ I see neon lights ♪
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♪ Whenever you walk by ♪
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Eliot?
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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Oh, my God.
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♪ If you say hello and I take a ride ♪
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♪ Upon a sea where the mystic moon ♪
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♪ Is playing havoc with the tide ♪
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Hey! It's you, right?
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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It can't be the monster.
He doesn't have the moves.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Turn down the music and talk
to me, will you?
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Wait a sec. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, my God. I'm tripping on lizard.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ If I'm acting so distracted ♪
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♪ I'm thinking about the fireworks ♪
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Oh, come on.
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♪ That go off when you smile ♪
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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♪ If I split like light refracted ♪
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♪ I'm only off to wander ♪
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♪ Across a moonlit mile ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Once in a while, two people meet ♪
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♪ Seemingly for no reason,
they just pass on the street ♪
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♪ Suddenly thunder showers everywhere ♪
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♪ Who can explain
the thunder and rain? ♪
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Don't get me wrong.
I'm happy to see you.
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Where are you taking me, Eliot?
I'm so thirsty.
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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♪ If I come and go like fashion ♪
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♪ I might be great tomorrow ♪
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♪ But hopeless yesterday ♪
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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♪ If I fall in the mode of passion ♪
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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♪ ♪
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Woman, hello.
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Oh, hey.
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Hi.
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Can't believe that psychotropic
douche got me here.
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Can I get some water?
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Who wants the honor of killing her?
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Hey, if water's a dealio, I'm good.
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Oh, we have water.
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What we don't have
are strangers wandering
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- into our camp.
- Her wrist.
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Our enemy's enemy is our ally.
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Well, how about that?
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[thuds]
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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You're in pain, aren't you?
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Come with me.
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I can take it away.
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Sorry, but I got to get home
and tell my parents
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all the medical debt was for nothing.
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Thanks for the drinks.
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Wait.
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Do that again.
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My face.
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Touch my face.
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[dramatic music]
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Are you okay?
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♪ ♪
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Whenever you touch my face,
I remember something.
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♪ ♪
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Again.
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♪ ♪
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You remind me of someone
I had forgotten...
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my sister.
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I'm gonna leave.
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No, you have to come with me now.
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No, I'm...
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What's up?
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This was in the Mirror World.
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And I heard you were looking
for the binder, so...
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[scoffs] Holy shit.
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It's in some language
I've never seen before. I...
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Well, um, I'll get on this just as soon
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as we find Enyalius.
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Hopefully before the Monster does.
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I-I thought we wanted him
to find Enyalius.
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Yeah, we did, but we were wrong.
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He's building his sister.
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What are y'all doing?
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Tracking the Library's entire
magic infrastructure
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to find weak points
and start a rebellion.
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But, um, good luck with yours.
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Yeah. Thanks. You too.
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Yeah, I can tell you what he looks like,
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the food the dude likes to eat,
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but shit-all for anything useful.
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One thing is bugging me.
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In the memory, I-I could swear
he was wearing a ring... emerald.
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Guy is described up and down,
but nothing about the ring.
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Wait a minute. Did you say emerald?
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Yeah.
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W-when I did research
with the Free Traders,
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there... there was this god.
What was his name?
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Uh, he... he always worked
in disguise, but...
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but he was known for always
wearing an emerald ring.
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So Enyalius is a front.
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Here.
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Aengus.
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Celtic god.
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[dramatic music]
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- Jules, it says here he's a Trickster.
- It's fine.
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And we... it wouldn't be a summoning.
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We can only get to him
through a magical creature.
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Apparently there's
a whole species that exists
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to entertain him and protect him.
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And they're really annoying and...
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What I'm getting at is we need
to find a leprechaun.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Don't!
- I'm sorry.
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Listen, I-I just saw
this red sand out there.
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It was following me.
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I thought it was 'cause
I was tripping balls.
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Our desert is alive.
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It's filled with demon spirits
that attack our women.
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Okay.
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Speaking of D-spirits,
I'm looking for something
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I think you guys have...
a pair of black...
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You're angry with me? How dare you?
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You lay with my sister,
and I'm the one you scream at?
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I'm the one you threaten?
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- Zal, calm yourself.
- Pig!
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You want my sister? She's yours.
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Wow. "Desert Dynasty."
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Think we're gonna get a girl fight?
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Jesus, how long does one lick last?
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Take her. You two deserve each other.
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You must be silent! Now.
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[whooshing]
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[screams]
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♪ ♪
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- [axes plunge]
- [groaning]
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Ooh. Gross.
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[groaning]
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But cool, but gross.
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[shouts]
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[whooshing]
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So, anytime a woman gets
a teensy bit emotional,
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one of those things rises up
out of the sand, and what?
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Possesses her...
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eventually causing paralysis,
even death.
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Men save us because they alone
have the strength to survive.
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And the spirit zoo you got going?
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They can't be killed,
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so I've learned how to imprison them.
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Some brave dudes.
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And some awfully compliant women.
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You're not seeing
or hearing this, are you?
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Seeing or hearing...?
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I thought so.
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Man, this lizard's got
a half-life like uranium.
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So the guy with the axes...
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which tent's he hang his thong in?
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Have we identified the leader
of the Serpent group yet?
267
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,254
Not yet, but we're looking.
268
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:57,822
Where?
269
00:13:57,856 --> 00:14:01,360
Phyllis is in charge
of that investigation.
270
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:02,927
I could join her.
271
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,096
Perhaps there are places
she doesn't know to look
272
00:14:05,129 --> 00:14:07,766
that I would, considering my past.
273
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,313
That's a very generous offer.
274
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:14,539
But it seems that you have
enough on your plate already.
275
00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:16,275
[scoffs]
276
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,408
Very well.
277
00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:19,087
I was just sitting in a bar
278
00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:21,759
when a bear named Humbledrum
started talking to me.
279
00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:24,916
What can I tell you?
Fillory's a weird place.
280
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,252
So I hear.
281
00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:28,117
- But you...
- Mm-hmm.
282
00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:30,189
- A woman...
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:14:30,222 --> 00:14:32,458
- As king?
- Talking animals.
284
00:14:32,491 --> 00:14:34,271
Mm.
285
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,406
I'm gonna go get some more.
286
00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:01,664
Wow. Light speed, Bambi.
287
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:04,523
Okay, can you just tell me?
288
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,191
What the hell are you?
289
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:07,959
Pieces of you.
290
00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,527
Your spirit guide.
291
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,864
Your memories. Your Eliot.
292
00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:14,365
Your conscience.
293
00:15:14,398 --> 00:15:18,002
- Speaking of conscience...
- Wait, what?
294
00:15:18,036 --> 00:15:20,238
You're really gonna pass
lycanthropy to a guy
295
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,873
who lives on a planet with two moons?
296
00:15:21,906 --> 00:15:23,341
I'll tell them I'm surfing
the red breakers
297
00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:24,442
and we got to get creative.
298
00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:27,345
And this is just to get the axes.
299
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:28,880
Out, now.
300
00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:31,617
[Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again"]
301
00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,319
♪ ♪
302
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:36,021
And this is guiding me how?
303
00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:38,324
It's the song you think to yourself
304
00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:41,293
whenever you're working a guy, remember?
305
00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:44,028
High school, junior year?
306
00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:46,931
- Ray Latanza.
- Ray Latanza.
307
00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:48,447
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
308
00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:50,002
This song came out on the car radio.
309
00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:51,541
I wanted to ride in his Porsche,
310
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,904
so I gave him a hand job.
311
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:55,346
In your own driveway, which is sad,
312
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,507
'cause then your dad walked out.
313
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,523
Okay, road closure on Memory Lane.
314
00:15:58,548 --> 00:16:03,915
♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪
315
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:09,241
♪ But I sure know where I've been ♪
316
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:14,429
BOTH: ♪ Hanging on the promises
in the songs of yesterday ♪
317
00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:18,796
♪ 'Cause I've made up my mind ♪
318
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,905
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
319
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,539
ALL: ♪ Here I go again ♪
320
00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,973
♪ ♪
321
00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:30,342
♪ Here I go again ♪
322
00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:31,943
Hey, Margo. Thanks for inviting me.
323
00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:33,379
I invited her?
324
00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:35,046
♪ ♪
325
00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:39,516
♪ Though I keep searching
for an answer ♪
326
00:16:39,618 --> 00:16:44,372
♪ I never seem to find
what I'm looking for ♪
327
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:49,841
♪ Oh, Lord, I pray You give me
the strength to carry on ♪
328
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:54,413
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
329
00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:58,337
♪ To walk along the lonely
street of dreams ♪
330
00:16:58,405 --> 00:16:59,671
♪ ♪
331
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:04,249
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
332
00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:09,468
♪ Going down the only road
I've ever known ♪
333
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:13,734
ALL: ♪ Like a drifter,
I was born to walk alone ♪
334
00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:16,088
♪ ♪
335
00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:20,382
♪ And I made up my mind ♪
336
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,262
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
337
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:25,789
♪ ♪
338
00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:30,196
The Library says that they
have sufficient levels
339
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:32,437
of ambient magic.
340
00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:35,074
Magic output reports
are published weekly.
341
00:17:35,107 --> 00:17:37,743
Yeah, well, we didn't trust
them, and guess what.
342
00:17:37,775 --> 00:17:39,510
Look...
343
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:41,714
this is how much magic the Library says
344
00:17:41,746 --> 00:17:44,315
is being distributed as ambient.
345
00:17:44,348 --> 00:17:48,753
And this is the level
in the pipes right now.
346
00:17:48,787 --> 00:17:50,723
It's nothing close
to the amount of magic
347
00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:52,992
they say there is.
348
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:55,694
So long as Library members
get their Deweys,
349
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,329
who cares?
350
00:17:57,361 --> 00:17:59,630
Beside hedges.
351
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:02,734
- That can't be right.
- It is.
352
00:18:03,112 --> 00:18:05,155
We bugged the pipes.
353
00:18:05,771 --> 00:18:07,829
A beetle with McCormick's Tracer.
354
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,482
Were you mapping the pipe system?
355
00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,544
Trying to.
356
00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:16,080
Until our beetle disintegrated
somewhere outside Earth.
357
00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:18,168
But the spell shows magic levels.
358
00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:20,411
And when we saw this,
we thought we should show you,
359
00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:22,087
because I don't think you
signed up to work
360
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,911
for an organization that lies, right?
361
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:28,459
- I'm sure there's an explanation.
- There is.
362
00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,662
Harriet told you... and me.
363
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,432
Everett's trying to squeeze out hedges.
364
00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:35,367
This is just more of the same.
365
00:18:35,399 --> 00:18:38,704
Look, you are on the inside.
366
00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:41,283
You can find out where
the extra magic is going
367
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:45,011
and why they're hoarding it
and why the Library is lying.
368
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:47,780
Hmm.
369
00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:50,506
Yeah, sweetie. Just let me borrow them.
370
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:54,619
I'll have them back in a day,
two at the most.
371
00:18:54,653 --> 00:18:57,100
No one else can use them but me.
372
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,691
- Mm.
- They're enchanted.
373
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:03,127
As I'm sure you can understand
better than most.
374
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,830
I, uh... [chuckles]
375
00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:09,348
I loved it last night
when you did that thing to me.
376
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:14,712
Ah, what are you, some kind of... witch?
377
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,842
Magician.
378
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,136
So can I get ones that work for me?
379
00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:20,646
You'll have to make your own.
380
00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:22,447
Swell. How?
381
00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:27,086
[groans softly]
382
00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:31,696
[sighs]
383
00:19:31,723 --> 00:19:34,259
Mostly white, no?
384
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,728
But every hundredth grain or so...
385
00:19:39,196 --> 00:19:40,631
Is black.
386
00:19:40,665 --> 00:19:42,100
Mm.
387
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:44,646
A warrior goes alone in the desert,
388
00:19:45,177 --> 00:19:47,106
picks out only the black ones...
389
00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:49,741
enough to fill a large bag,
390
00:19:50,311 --> 00:19:52,714
which is then forged.
391
00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:53,909
Thanks.
392
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:56,143
You're gonna try?
393
00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:57,849
- I'm gonna do.
- [laughs]
394
00:19:57,883 --> 00:19:59,852
If you get the least bit emotional,
395
00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:01,854
the spirits will possess you.
396
00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:03,454
Clear on that.
397
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,490
And there'll be no man to protect you.
398
00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:08,526
- Story of my life.
- And you can't use magic.
399
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,597
- It renders the grains...
- Impotent?
400
00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:13,455
I don't know that word.
401
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,868
You sure don't, Marathon Man.
402
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:19,204
[Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again"
403
00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:22,527
♪ I'm just another heart
in need of rescue ♪
404
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,308
♪ ♪
405
00:20:24,341 --> 00:20:27,817
♪ Waiting on love's sweet charity ♪
406
00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:29,580
♪ ♪
407
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:33,877
♪ And I'm gonna hold on
for the rest of my days ♪
408
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:34,985
♪ ♪
409
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,747
What is she doing here?
410
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:39,040
- Four-octave range, bitch.
- Seriously?
411
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,232
I got my id, my lost innocence,
412
00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:44,896
my guilt, and now my inadequacy?
413
00:20:44,929 --> 00:20:49,059
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
414
00:20:49,145 --> 00:20:54,093
♪ To walk along
the lonely street of dreams ♪
415
00:20:54,179 --> 00:20:59,186
♪ And here I go again on my own ♪
416
00:20:59,296 --> 00:21:03,682
ALL: ♪ Going down the only road
I've ever known ♪
417
00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:08,465
♪ Like a drifter,
I was born to walk alone ♪
418
00:21:08,552 --> 00:21:10,555
♪ ♪
419
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:13,724
♪ And I've made up my mind ♪
420
00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:15,694
♪ ♪
421
00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:18,366
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
422
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,819
♪ But here I go again ♪
423
00:21:20,873 --> 00:21:22,266
Okay, this is too much.
424
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,403
Your subconscious thought
you needed some wisdom.
425
00:21:24,428 --> 00:21:27,832
You do whiskey, not wisdom.
426
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:29,968
Okay. Fine.
427
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:31,003
♪ ♪
428
00:21:31,035 --> 00:21:34,273
♪ And I made up my mind ♪
429
00:21:34,305 --> 00:21:35,873
♪ ♪
430
00:21:35,907 --> 00:21:38,843
♪ I ain't wasting no more time ♪
431
00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:40,379
Show-off.
432
00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:44,375
ALL: ♪ Here I go again ♪
433
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:45,617
♪ ♪
434
00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:49,620
♪ Here I go again ♪
435
00:21:49,654 --> 00:21:50,574
♪ ♪
436
00:21:50,629 --> 00:21:54,710
♪ Here I go again ♪
437
00:21:54,735 --> 00:21:56,294
♪ ♪
438
00:21:56,328 --> 00:22:02,007
♪ Here I go ♪
439
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,768
♪ ♪
440
00:22:05,608 --> 00:22:08,124
Ah, morning. What can I do you for?
441
00:22:08,163 --> 00:22:10,795
Uh, we were hoping that you
could help us find somebody.
442
00:22:10,858 --> 00:22:12,116
Well, I'm not sure about that,
443
00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:14,194
but, uh, I can fix your shoes.
444
00:22:14,227 --> 00:22:17,570
Uh, this is Berry's, right?
445
00:22:17,595 --> 00:22:18,990
Yeah.
446
00:22:19,015 --> 00:22:20,867
I'm Berry, so...
447
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,269
We're looking for a leprechaun.
448
00:22:22,302 --> 00:22:25,239
[laughs]
449
00:22:26,307 --> 00:22:27,985
Right. [laughs]
450
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:31,115
So are you looking for, like,
a "pot of gold" leprechaun,
451
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:33,616
or is this a breakfast-cereal
situation, or..
452
00:22:33,641 --> 00:22:35,171
We're looking for a god named Aengus,
453
00:22:35,196 --> 00:22:36,913
but to find him we have to talk
to a leprechaun first,
454
00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:39,640
and I know this
is a bat-shit thing to say
455
00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:42,071
with a straight face,
but if you could help us...
456
00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:43,790
[sighs]
457
00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:47,027
Well, all right, since you're desperate.
458
00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,829
Are you the leprechaun?
459
00:22:48,854 --> 00:22:49,978
What do you expect...
460
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,109
some short little bearded child
in overalls
461
00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:53,233
with a buckle on me hat?
462
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:54,902
Why didn't you just tell us?
463
00:22:54,935 --> 00:22:57,906
Because you're hysterical
when you're desperate.
464
00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:07,180
Want to see Aengus?
465
00:23:07,205 --> 00:23:08,823
He's right through there.
466
00:23:08,848 --> 00:23:11,819
[carnival music playing]
467
00:23:11,851 --> 00:23:14,387
♪ ♪
468
00:23:14,421 --> 00:23:16,499
Great. No knob.
469
00:23:16,524 --> 00:23:18,226
Someone's trying to kill your boss,
470
00:23:18,259 --> 00:23:20,769
and we need to warn him,
so please just let us through.
471
00:23:20,794 --> 00:23:22,396
No. [exhales sharply]
472
00:23:22,428 --> 00:23:23,964
Aengus is pretty strict on that.
473
00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:25,399
Keeps out the riffraff.
474
00:23:25,432 --> 00:23:27,268
Don't worry.
475
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,837
Everything you need to open
the door is in here.
476
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:31,004
It's fun. [chuckles]
477
00:23:31,038 --> 00:23:32,906
It's an escape room...
478
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:35,543
like for kids' parties.
479
00:23:35,576 --> 00:23:37,879
Not ours.
480
00:23:37,912 --> 00:23:39,814
Whoo! [laughs]
481
00:23:39,847 --> 00:23:41,014
♪ ♪
482
00:23:41,048 --> 00:23:44,018
[dramatic music]
483
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:51,059
♪ ♪
484
00:24:36,136 --> 00:24:39,106
[Stephen Foster's "Beautiful Dreamer"]
485
00:24:39,138 --> 00:24:40,507
♪ ♪
486
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:47,013
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
487
00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:51,853
♪ Wake unto me ♪
488
00:24:53,587 --> 00:24:57,423
♪ Starlight and dew drops ♪
489
00:24:57,502 --> 00:25:01,900
♪ Are waiting for thee ♪
490
00:25:01,947 --> 00:25:03,752
Enough.
491
00:25:03,999 --> 00:25:05,742
You loved this song when you were little
492
00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:07,201
and your father sang it.
493
00:25:07,233 --> 00:25:09,413
You're me, right? [sniffs]
494
00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:11,845
I run me, so shut it.
495
00:25:41,969 --> 00:25:44,939
[dramatic music]
496
00:25:44,972 --> 00:25:48,108
♪ ♪
497
00:25:48,142 --> 00:25:51,112
[carnival music playing lightly]
498
00:25:51,145 --> 00:25:57,018
♪ ♪
499
00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:59,020
Yes.
500
00:25:59,052 --> 00:26:02,555
♪ ♪
501
00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:04,058
It's okay. I think I can get it.
502
00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:06,092
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
503
00:26:06,126 --> 00:26:08,429
Lets the knob down, but if you
stick your arm up there,
504
00:26:08,462 --> 00:26:10,598
- you'll just get sliced up.
- [laughs]
505
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,480
We have no idea how close
the Monster is.
506
00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:13,769
So, if I get cut, I get cut.
507
00:26:13,794 --> 00:26:15,168
We don't have time to argue about this.
508
00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:18,437
Stupid, 'cause one of us
here is indestructible.
509
00:26:18,462 --> 00:26:25,012
♪ ♪
510
00:26:32,086 --> 00:26:34,195
[sighs]
511
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,561
Hey.
512
00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:38,693
♪ ♪
513
00:26:38,725 --> 00:26:41,628
It's you. Julia.
514
00:26:41,662 --> 00:26:44,565
Aengus has been very interested in you.
515
00:26:44,598 --> 00:26:46,000
What's that supposed to mean?
516
00:26:46,032 --> 00:26:47,734
Oh, no, nothing to worry.
517
00:26:47,768 --> 00:26:50,329
We've all been interested
in the girl who became
518
00:26:50,392 --> 00:26:52,606
the goddess who became...
519
00:26:52,638 --> 00:26:55,976
Shit. We still need a key.
520
00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,611
Well, then maybe Aengus would appreciate
521
00:26:57,644 --> 00:27:00,748
- if you let us through.
- Oh, I can't.
522
00:27:00,781 --> 00:27:03,050
- [laughs]
- [sighs]
523
00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:08,815
I quit. I can't do this anymore.
524
00:27:09,256 --> 00:27:10,992
That goddamn lullaby.
525
00:27:11,017 --> 00:27:13,583
♪ ♪
526
00:27:13,608 --> 00:27:15,543
He'd sing it every night to me.
527
00:27:15,577 --> 00:27:16,945
♪ ♪
528
00:27:16,979 --> 00:27:18,981
Even away on business...
529
00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,783
he'd sing it over the phone.
530
00:27:21,817 --> 00:27:23,051
♪ ♪
531
00:27:23,085 --> 00:27:25,754
He called me his little princess.
532
00:27:25,787 --> 00:27:27,223
♪ ♪
533
00:27:27,255 --> 00:27:29,257
He was better than other dads.
534
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:30,826
♪ ♪
535
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,495
And he thought I was better
than other daughters.
536
00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:35,698
♪ ♪
537
00:27:35,731 --> 00:27:36,932
Until...
538
00:27:36,964 --> 00:27:40,008
You had the audacity to grow up.
539
00:27:40,801 --> 00:27:44,103
fucking apologies for the surprise, Dad.
540
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,899
He saw what he raised...
541
00:27:46,942 --> 00:27:48,866
a woman he couldn't control...
542
00:27:48,904 --> 00:27:51,708
who didn't need anyone else's approval.
543
00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:54,937
Nothing deadlier
to the fragile male ego.
544
00:27:58,907 --> 00:28:02,578
He was the one who told me
I could be anything.
545
00:28:02,612 --> 00:28:05,515
And I believed him.
546
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:09,022
But he didn't tell you that
the world makes you choose.
547
00:28:09,047 --> 00:28:11,250
You can be one of the smart ones
548
00:28:11,282 --> 00:28:15,247
or one of the pretty ones
or even a strong one.
549
00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:17,725
- But...
- Try to be all three...
550
00:28:19,569 --> 00:28:22,741
you better learn to smile and shut up...
551
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,863
'cause the second you're you,
552
00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:26,902
the second...
553
00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:29,879
I'm loud, pissed off,
554
00:28:30,261 --> 00:28:32,041
it's, "What a bitch."
555
00:28:32,402 --> 00:28:34,044
"What a slut."
556
00:28:34,488 --> 00:28:37,481
"Who the fuck does she think she is?"
557
00:28:38,981 --> 00:28:41,550
So you never give them a chance.
558
00:28:41,584 --> 00:28:43,787
You hit first.
559
00:28:43,819 --> 00:28:46,889
And anyone dumb enough to hit
back soon finds that there's
560
00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:51,131
no hurting you,
sheathed in all that hard,
561
00:28:51,156 --> 00:28:52,863
glossy armor.
562
00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:55,865
Then why does it hurt so much?
563
00:28:58,033 --> 00:29:01,871
Why does it feel like
I'm losing my mind, Eliot?
564
00:29:03,873 --> 00:29:06,576
Wind and sand
565
00:29:06,608 --> 00:29:09,078
reduce mountains into rubble.
566
00:29:09,112 --> 00:29:12,082
Are you stronger than a mountain?
567
00:29:14,616 --> 00:29:17,019
I'm a king.
568
00:29:17,052 --> 00:29:20,258
Not a goddamn princess.
569
00:29:20,856 --> 00:29:22,305
A king.
570
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,570
You were.
571
00:29:27,797 --> 00:29:29,699
I'm still a king.
572
00:29:29,731 --> 00:29:32,702
[dramatic music]
573
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,347
King of manipulation...
574
00:29:35,939 --> 00:29:37,948
king of pointless rage...
575
00:29:38,767 --> 00:29:41,147
king of I can't do this...
576
00:29:41,711 --> 00:29:43,960
king of he was right...
577
00:29:44,314 --> 00:29:46,983
[breathes deeply]
578
00:29:47,016 --> 00:29:49,533
King of I eventually fuck up everything.
579
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:52,662
- That's not true.
- That's what Eliot would say.
580
00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:55,059
But you're not Eliot, are you?
581
00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:56,760
♪ ♪
582
00:29:56,792 --> 00:29:58,027
You're me.
583
00:29:58,060 --> 00:29:59,795
♪ ♪
584
00:29:59,828 --> 00:30:02,097
And we know.
585
00:30:02,316 --> 00:30:05,980
Margo. Don't...
586
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:08,940
Get angry?
587
00:30:09,771 --> 00:30:11,650
I'm angry...
588
00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:13,940
every second.
589
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:19,951
Every second my eyes are open
because I know who I am...
590
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,181
not what I pretend to be.
591
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,054
♪ ♪
592
00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:26,756
Can't do anything except pose and judge.
593
00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:28,124
Margo...
594
00:30:28,156 --> 00:30:29,865
you have to stop.
595
00:30:31,126 --> 00:30:35,932
The only thing I ever did
right was be your best friend.
596
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:39,868
That's the only thing I ever got right.
597
00:30:39,902 --> 00:30:41,692
And I can't even do that,
598
00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:46,539
or else this fucking bag
would be fucking full!
599
00:30:46,588 --> 00:30:49,625
[screaming]
600
00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:56,620
[wailing]
601
00:30:56,653 --> 00:31:03,693
♪ ♪
602
00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:27,683
Wait.
603
00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:29,886
♪ ♪
604
00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:31,855
You're a girl?
605
00:31:31,887 --> 00:31:33,923
♪ ♪
606
00:31:33,955 --> 00:31:38,127
Sorry, woman. Female.
607
00:31:38,161 --> 00:31:40,764
And how am I hearing you?
608
00:31:40,797 --> 00:31:43,098
♪ ♪
609
00:31:43,132 --> 00:31:44,901
You're in my thoughts.
610
00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:47,037
Who isn't?
611
00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:48,947
- Are you getting this?
- Yeah, of course.
612
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,166
Of course.
613
00:31:50,197 --> 00:31:51,808
♪ ♪
614
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,811
So then maybe you can tell me
if you're a womanish thing,
615
00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:59,683
why do you do such shitty
things to other women?
616
00:31:59,715 --> 00:32:02,084
♪ ♪
617
00:32:02,117 --> 00:32:03,252
What?
618
00:32:03,286 --> 00:32:05,689
♪ ♪
619
00:32:05,721 --> 00:32:07,629
BOTH: Fuck.
620
00:32:09,299 --> 00:32:11,582
- Last one.
- It doesn't work.
621
00:32:11,642 --> 00:32:13,373
God damn it.
622
00:32:13,436 --> 00:32:15,138
[giggles]
623
00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:17,940
Come on.
624
00:32:17,974 --> 00:32:20,343
[scoffs]
625
00:32:20,368 --> 00:32:22,171
[laughs]
626
00:32:22,195 --> 00:32:24,692
- You may enter.
- [lock clicks]
627
00:32:24,717 --> 00:32:26,544
Aengus. Or, Enyalius.
628
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:28,192
Whatever your name is.
Do we... We're too late.
629
00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:29,442
Shit. Shit.
630
00:32:29,467 --> 00:32:32,592
[laughing]
631
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,419
Oh, your face.
632
00:32:34,444 --> 00:32:36,216
- What the hell, dude?
- We were trying to warn you.
633
00:32:36,249 --> 00:32:38,885
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got you good.
634
00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:42,414
[laughs] Your anxieties are glowing...
635
00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:43,882
this one especially.
636
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:45,893
The Monster is coming for you.
637
00:32:45,918 --> 00:32:48,254
The... the one that you
locked up in Blackspire.
638
00:32:48,286 --> 00:32:49,622
You care for a snack?
639
00:32:49,692 --> 00:32:52,128
Something to drink?
Oh, you certainly earned it.
640
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:55,038
No, no. We... we want you to leave.
641
00:32:55,063 --> 00:32:56,901
I have a place to hide.
642
00:32:56,934 --> 00:33:01,572
I just refuse to let
your panic infect me.
643
00:33:01,652 --> 00:33:03,387
Happiness is a choice, you know.
644
00:33:03,446 --> 00:33:05,276
Yeah, well, you should
turn the panic up.
645
00:33:05,309 --> 00:33:07,278
We wasted so much time
in your escape-room shit,
646
00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:09,281
the Monster could be here any second.
647
00:33:09,314 --> 00:33:13,285
[laughing]
648
00:33:13,317 --> 00:33:16,467
You mortals are always
so precious about time.
649
00:33:16,492 --> 00:33:19,210
[stammers] "There's never enough of it.
650
00:33:19,257 --> 00:33:21,872
Oh, every second, I'm closer to death."
651
00:33:21,897 --> 00:33:23,161
Ah.
652
00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,003
Well, yes, but...
653
00:33:25,063 --> 00:33:26,733
how can you enjoy life
654
00:33:26,765 --> 00:33:29,002
if you're in constant fear of its end?
655
00:33:29,034 --> 00:33:30,469
Think on it.
656
00:33:30,503 --> 00:33:32,371
Except you, of course.
657
00:33:32,405 --> 00:33:34,741
Julia...
658
00:33:34,773 --> 00:33:37,343
it's a fascinating pleasure.
659
00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:39,379
We're trying to save you.
660
00:33:39,411 --> 00:33:40,679
You need to hide now.
661
00:33:40,713 --> 00:33:42,796
Oh.
662
00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:46,537
Yes, it took me a while
to shake the mortal fear, too.
663
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,388
You'll get there.
664
00:33:51,424 --> 00:33:53,326
So that's a no on the snacks?
665
00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:55,027
[clears throat]
666
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:58,558
I did hope that the decoy and
alias would keep him at bay,
667
00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,989
but just in case...
668
00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:02,268
[whooshes]
669
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,718
Fallout shelter of sorts.
670
00:34:03,765 --> 00:34:06,687
No one, not even the Monster,
can get in.
671
00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:11,437
It's gonna be so very boring, but, uh...
672
00:34:11,536 --> 00:34:13,545
since you insist.
673
00:34:13,578 --> 00:34:16,648
- Thank God.
- You're most welcome.
674
00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:20,686
- But before I, um...
- Jesus Christ.
675
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,832
Julia, come with me.
676
00:34:23,910 --> 00:34:25,398
What?
677
00:34:25,423 --> 00:34:28,326
I know a thing or two about god powers.
678
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,364
I'm sure I can fix
whatever's wrong with you.
679
00:34:33,349 --> 00:34:36,103
We're more alike than you know.
680
00:34:39,234 --> 00:34:40,837
Think it over.
681
00:34:42,134 --> 00:34:46,553
Whilst I remember my password.
682
00:34:46,578 --> 00:34:47,846
[clears throat]
683
00:34:51,717 --> 00:34:53,420
[sighs]
684
00:34:53,453 --> 00:34:55,054
[clicking]
685
00:34:55,087 --> 00:34:56,755
[thuds]
686
00:34:56,788 --> 00:34:59,426
So can we do this thing or what?
687
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,694
- I don't mean to be brusque.
- Do what?
688
00:35:01,734 --> 00:35:03,956
Turn my black sand into axes.
689
00:35:04,011 --> 00:35:05,531
[laughs]
690
00:35:05,565 --> 00:35:06,980
Uh-oh.
691
00:35:08,034 --> 00:35:09,869
Guys, whatever the joke is, skip it.
692
00:35:09,894 --> 00:35:12,598
- It's just so...
- Richly enjoyable.
693
00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:13,831
Not to mention a first.
694
00:35:13,864 --> 00:35:16,801
You should feel good at least.
695
00:35:16,835 --> 00:35:20,505
No other woman has ever gone
alone out there and come back
696
00:35:20,538 --> 00:35:21,873
with all of that.
697
00:35:21,905 --> 00:35:24,775
- Most give up.
- Or die.
698
00:35:24,809 --> 00:35:27,646
Yeah, hilarious.
699
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:30,249
I can't believe your kingdom exiled you.
700
00:35:30,282 --> 00:35:32,818
You're strong, smart...
701
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,922
And a very adequate whore. [laughs]
702
00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:39,257
Oh, yeah, it's a big uh-oh.
703
00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:43,262
You know, a funny thing
happened out there.
704
00:35:43,295 --> 00:35:45,764
I met one of them... a demon spirit.
705
00:35:45,797 --> 00:35:50,635
And I got the whole download
on how this place really rolls.
706
00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:52,637
See, I lost my shit...
707
00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:54,905
in a big way.
708
00:35:54,938 --> 00:35:56,641
And she came up out of the sand.
709
00:35:56,675 --> 00:35:59,745
Only, I didn't see shifty, scary smoke.
710
00:35:59,777 --> 00:36:01,879
I saw her.
711
00:36:01,913 --> 00:36:04,615
[dramatic music]
712
00:36:04,648 --> 00:36:06,932
Maybe it's this weirdo fairy eye I have.
713
00:36:06,985 --> 00:36:08,987
It's a long and very bizarre story
714
00:36:09,019 --> 00:36:12,056
for another day and another quest.
715
00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:13,959
♪ ♪
716
00:36:13,992 --> 00:36:16,061
But I also heard her.
717
00:36:16,094 --> 00:36:18,730
She didn't attack me.
718
00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,798
That's not what they do.
719
00:36:20,831 --> 00:36:22,833
But you guys already know that,
don't know?
720
00:36:22,867 --> 00:36:24,670
You and your whole ruling council
721
00:36:24,702 --> 00:36:26,938
of pussy-phobic chuckle dicks.
722
00:36:26,970 --> 00:36:29,608
'Cause those spirits,
when they hear a woman
723
00:36:29,641 --> 00:36:32,447
who's sad or scared or upset...
724
00:36:33,407 --> 00:36:35,431
or angry...
725
00:36:36,081 --> 00:36:38,790
they rise up out of the sand to help.
726
00:36:40,385 --> 00:36:42,821
And they help by possessing whatever man
727
00:36:42,853 --> 00:36:44,822
is causing the distress.
728
00:36:44,856 --> 00:36:46,825
♪ ♪
729
00:36:46,858 --> 00:36:48,593
They're protectors.
730
00:36:48,626 --> 00:36:50,095
♪ ♪
731
00:36:50,128 --> 00:36:53,624
And if the problem isn't a man...
732
00:36:55,065 --> 00:36:58,836
they do whatever it takes to help women.
733
00:36:58,869 --> 00:37:05,777
♪ ♪
734
00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,845
[gasps]
735
00:37:07,878 --> 00:37:11,650
♪ ♪
736
00:37:13,563 --> 00:37:16,933
If your intent is to tell
our people those lies...
737
00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:19,180
then I'm sorry.
738
00:37:19,623 --> 00:37:21,719
But that's not gonna happen.
739
00:37:22,626 --> 00:37:24,862
If your intent was to double-cross me,
740
00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:28,066
you missed a key plot point, shit-crisp.
741
00:37:28,099 --> 00:37:31,454
I'm a fucking magician.
742
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:34,739
[Gnarls Barkley's "Storm Coming"]
743
00:37:34,773 --> 00:37:36,942
♪ ♪
744
00:37:36,974 --> 00:37:40,961
♪ There's a storm on the way ♪
745
00:37:41,023 --> 00:37:42,742
♪ All right ♪
746
00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:48,992
♪ There's a storm on the way ♪
747
00:37:49,036 --> 00:37:52,813
♪ ♪
748
00:37:52,891 --> 00:37:55,656
♪ And it's coming no matter what I say ♪
749
00:37:55,726 --> 00:37:57,506
♪ Yeah-eh-eh ♪
750
00:37:57,561 --> 00:37:59,053
BOTH: ♪ There's truth in the thunder ♪
751
00:37:59,116 --> 00:38:00,798
♪ There's love in the lightning ♪
752
00:38:00,831 --> 00:38:02,032
♪ The feeling is frightening ♪
753
00:38:02,077 --> 00:38:03,694
♪ But isn't it exciting? ♪
754
00:38:03,764 --> 00:38:05,413
♪ I'm something like stormy weather ♪
755
00:38:05,498 --> 00:38:08,530
♪ If I weren't,
we'd never huddle together ♪
756
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,108
♪ Do I have to tell you ♪
757
00:38:10,199 --> 00:38:13,168
♪ That I'm also the sunlight
that shines shortly after? ♪
758
00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:14,650
♪ I just rain 'cause I have to ♪
759
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,849
♪ On to another chapter,
I wish you lots of laughter ♪
760
00:38:17,939 --> 00:38:19,541
ALL: ♪ Till the next time you see me ♪
761
00:38:19,634 --> 00:38:25,824
♪ Just remember you need me,
I'm the storm coming ♪
762
00:38:25,892 --> 00:38:27,492
♪ Just remember you need me ♪
763
00:38:27,595 --> 00:38:30,727
♪ I'm the storm coming ♪
764
00:38:30,782 --> 00:38:32,820
♪ So here I come, I come,
I come, I come ♪
765
00:38:32,845 --> 00:38:33,771
No... hey.
766
00:38:33,796 --> 00:38:38,068
♪ I'm the storm coming ♪
767
00:38:38,145 --> 00:38:40,038
ALL: ♪ Just remember you need me ♪
768
00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:43,108
- ♪ I'm the storm coming ♪
- ALL: ♪ I wish you lots of laughter ♪
769
00:38:43,176 --> 00:38:44,692
♪ Till the next time you see me ♪
770
00:38:44,769 --> 00:38:46,434
♪ Just remember you need me ♪
771
00:38:46,481 --> 00:38:50,653
♪ I'm the storm coming ♪
772
00:38:50,731 --> 00:38:52,731
♪ Just remember you need me ♪
773
00:38:52,817 --> 00:38:55,756
♪ I'm the storm coming ♪
774
00:38:55,853 --> 00:38:58,951
♪ So here I come, I come,
I come, I come ♪
775
00:38:59,056 --> 00:39:02,154
- ♪ I'm the storm coming ♪
- ♪ Ah, come on ♪
776
00:39:02,226 --> 00:39:05,506
♪ Here I come, I come, I come, I come ♪
777
00:39:05,617 --> 00:39:08,742
♪ Don't ask why ♪
778
00:39:08,819 --> 00:39:10,671
♪ Just live ♪
779
00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:14,486
♪ And die ♪
780
00:39:14,566 --> 00:39:17,570
♪ ♪
781
00:39:23,259 --> 00:39:24,960
Aren't you gonna use the axes?
782
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,502
No.
783
00:39:26,535 --> 00:39:29,138
Tell the spirits to exit your husband.
784
00:39:29,171 --> 00:39:32,175
They serve you... all of you.
785
00:39:32,209 --> 00:39:33,377
Come on, ladies.
786
00:39:33,402 --> 00:39:36,887
It's time to get your head
out of the sand... literally.
787
00:39:36,912 --> 00:39:38,181
Close your eyes.
788
00:39:38,214 --> 00:39:41,438
Think the thought. "Leave my husband."
789
00:39:42,484 --> 00:39:45,454
[dramatic music]
790
00:39:45,488 --> 00:39:47,057
♪ ♪
791
00:39:47,089 --> 00:39:48,892
[gasps]
792
00:39:48,924 --> 00:39:51,160
[whooshing]
793
00:39:51,194 --> 00:39:53,063
[gasps]
794
00:39:53,095 --> 00:39:54,897
♪ ♪
795
00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:58,135
She's... talking to me.
796
00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:00,436
♪ ♪
797
00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:03,173
From now on if a demon
possesses a man or a woman,
798
00:40:03,197 --> 00:40:04,787
you can just tell them to leave.
799
00:40:04,812 --> 00:40:06,985
Or stay and finish them off.
800
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,576
Or help with the laundry.
801
00:40:08,645 --> 00:40:11,131
They're pretty handy.
802
00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:14,294
[dramatic music]
803
00:40:14,326 --> 00:40:19,298
♪ ♪
804
00:40:19,323 --> 00:40:21,177
Hey.
805
00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:24,930
[sighs]
806
00:40:24,962 --> 00:40:26,897
This isn't over.
807
00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:28,337
Yes, it is.
808
00:40:28,419 --> 00:40:29,887
No, it's not.
809
00:40:29,921 --> 00:40:33,392
I'm gonna figure out whatever
the hell this, uh,
810
00:40:33,587 --> 00:40:36,957
binder's all about
and become a goddess again.
811
00:40:36,982 --> 00:40:39,552
Okay, that's not gonna
make a difference.
812
00:40:39,577 --> 00:40:41,579
Well, yeah, there's a ton
of reasons it won't,
813
00:40:41,604 --> 00:40:43,402
but when has that stopped us?
814
00:40:43,435 --> 00:40:47,629
Look, once I finally get this
goddess shit straight...
815
00:40:47,705 --> 00:40:49,274
I need you...
816
00:40:49,307 --> 00:40:51,075
♪ ♪
817
00:40:51,109 --> 00:40:53,745
To help remind me
what it's like to give a shit
818
00:40:53,778 --> 00:40:55,411
about other people...
819
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:58,749
to want to risk your life to save them.
820
00:40:58,783 --> 00:41:02,854
♪ ♪
821
00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:06,057
[knock at door]
822
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:07,392
I got it.
823
00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:13,865
♪ ♪
824
00:41:13,897 --> 00:41:15,667
May I come in?
825
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,008
Look who's up.
826
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,142
Trump and Aunt Lydia.
827
00:41:25,176 --> 00:41:27,312
Welcome to the New Desert Order.
828
00:41:27,345 --> 00:41:29,381
It's gonna suck for you.
829
00:41:33,728 --> 00:41:39,916
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
830
00:41:39,984 --> 00:41:44,061
♪ Queen of my song ♪
831
00:41:44,095 --> 00:41:46,464
♪ ♪
832
00:41:46,497 --> 00:41:52,788
♪ List' while I woo thee ♪
833
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:59,176
♪ With soft melody ♪
834
00:41:59,761 --> 00:42:06,103
♪ Gone are the cares of ♪
835
00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:10,620
♪ Life's busy throng ♪
836
00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,930
Nice song, asshole.
837
00:42:13,104 --> 00:42:16,995
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
838
00:42:17,088 --> 00:42:22,017
♪ Awake unto me ♪
839
00:42:22,127 --> 00:42:26,070
♪ ♪
840
00:42:26,095 --> 00:42:30,696
Look, I know you're just
a reptilian hallucination.
841
00:42:30,721 --> 00:42:34,846
♪ ♪
842
00:42:34,879 --> 00:42:36,815
But I miss you...
843
00:42:36,848 --> 00:42:38,150
♪ ♪
844
00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:40,051
So much.
845
00:42:40,084 --> 00:42:42,020
♪ ♪
846
00:42:42,053 --> 00:42:44,022
And I promise you...
847
00:42:44,055 --> 00:42:45,823
♪ ♪
848
00:42:45,857 --> 00:42:47,880
I'm gonna get you back.
849
00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:53,499
[breathing shakily]
850
00:43:02,439 --> 00:43:08,947
♪ Sound of the rude world ♪
851
00:43:09,013 --> 00:43:13,463
♪ Heard in the day ♪
852
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:19,600
♪ Led by the moonlight ♪
853
00:43:19,678 --> 00:43:23,944
♪ Have all passed away ♪
854
00:43:24,656 --> 00:43:29,656
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