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- JULIETTE: Thanksgiving usually means a time to be

grateful, but in Siesta Key, it meant the battle lines were

drawn between Alex's kingdom and my new empire.

On my side, Chloe's Friendsgiving

was a total disaster.

- You're obnoxious, you're annoying.

- And you're fired. [laughs]

- JULIETTE: Jake popped up yet again to cause problems

for Kelsey and Garrett.

- It's like her third relationship.

So it's a little bit difficult for me to believe this is gonna

work out this time.

- JULIETTE: That dude was not getting the message.

And of course, the saga of Amanda and JJ's roller-coaster

relationship continued.

I wouldn't put it past him that he has another girl in his bed.

- I don't want anything to do with you anymore!

You're not the person I thought you were.

- Alright, bye. It's done, see ya.

- JULIETTE: But it wasn't just the couples who were in trouble.

Chloe and Madisson's friendship was worse than ever.

- I was just like with her going around

and starting rumors--

- I have no idea where Madisson and I stand and if we'll ever be

able to go back to normal.

- JULIETTE: And in Madisson's mind, it was beyond repair.

And she moved out.

And so because of their issues, Madisson chose to go

to the Kompo Thanksgiving instead of ours.

- ALYSSA: You look so good. - Thank you.

- JULIETTE: It felt like our group was slowly dividing.

- Sam's like the one guy in town that's above Alex

in every way.

- I haven't [bleep] anyone over. - Yet. [laughs]

- JULIETTE: And it's becoming more and more apparent that

people are gonna have to choose sides.

They better pick the right one.

- ♪

♪ I had a dream, it wasn't real ♪

♪ We crossed the line and it was on ♪

♪ We crossed the line, it was on this time ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling ♪

♪ I wanna dance on the roof you and me alone ♪

♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪

♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪♪

- ♪ One days left, two days left, three days left ♪

♪ We don't stop, we don't stop, we don't stop ♪

♪

♪ One days left, two days left, three days left ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- How's it going? - Good.

- Can I get you a drink? - Yeah.

Drinking and shopping-- - Isn't this cute?

I'm buying it for myself.

- That's very you.

I know, the last time I came in here--you weren't working,

but Kelly and Courtney were here.

So I sat down with them and had a few glasses of wine

and then shopped. - Oh yeah?

- Next thing you know, I went home with like

$500 worth of clothes.

- JULIETTE: That's why it's a bar-tique.

- ♪

- Well, Friendsgiving was fun, right?

- So fun. I had a great time.

- I really did, too.

- I'm glad we got to do that again,

because we missed last year, you know?

- I know, I'm annoyed even more that Madisson didn't show up,

but I feel like she made a huge statement by not coming.

- Yeah, like she cares more about Alex's Thanksgiving

than...every other one of our friends.

- You're gonna choose that over coming and making a step towards

like repairing our friendship?

She also didn't even shoot me a text to let me know

she wasn't coming.

- Or that she would have liked to come.

- CHLOE: Yeah, nothing.

Just really makes me feel like she doesn't give a [bleep].

- I'm really kind of upset about that, too.

It's like you guys are going through something,

but she still gonna like run back to Alex.

- Exactly, and that's like the whole problem.

It's like, all the sudden, she's being more on Alex's side.

Like Madisson used to be the one that was like the most like,

"Alex needs to grow up, he's immature," da-da-da-da.

And like with the gender reveal coming up,

this is just crazy. - It feels really weird.

- I wonder what Alex is gonna do at his gender reveal.

You know it's gonna be some

obnoxious like-- - Extravagant.

- --I don't even know. - Fireworks.

Something like a plane in the sky with a banner that's like,

"It's a girl!"

Hopefully. [laughs]

I just really hope that Alex is having a girl, because

I feel like it will be like a changing moment in his life,

where he will actually understand

how he wants a woman to be treated, because he's not

gonna want his daughter to ever be disrespected the way

he has disrespected girls. - Yeah, no, for sure.

- JULIETTE: In case you don't know,

Alex treats women like crap.

Is it not obvious that I don't want you hooking up

with my friend?

I literally walked in on him sleeping with a girl.

Seriously, you did nothing?

You think you did nothing wrong?

- ♪

- You're an idiot!

So you can't blame us for hoping he has a girl, right?

- It will just be a major wake-up.

- It's just--honestly, this could be good for him, anyway.

He's gonna grow up. - CHLOE: Yeah.

- ♪

- Ugh, God, I hope a guy never treats me like that...

ever again.

It'll probably happen again.

- No, it won't happen again, not if you don't allow it.

Speaking of, like what is going on with Sam?

- I don't know, I just think it's really cute

that he showed up to Friendsgiving.

- Oh God, I knew you were gonna say something about that.

- I really didn't think they were gonna come.

So, Sam's this really cute guy that I've been

sort of interested in.

- Hey, jump for joy! Oh!

- JULIETTE: He's so sweet, and we've been

hanging out a lot lately.

I have absolute butterflies when I'm with him,

and I love that feeling.

I don't know, I just have feelings right now but--

- What do you mean? Like feelings feelings?

- He's just very sweet, and he's so generous and--

- CHLOE: Did you bang after Friendsgiving?

- No.

It's like a very like sensitive situation we have.

Like he's friends with Alex.

- But at the end of the day, like...

Sam owes Alex nothing.

- JULIETTE: So, this is awkward.

Sam and Alex are old friends.

- Big night, baby.

- JULIETTE: They've been a part of a tight-knit group of guys

who basically run Siesta Key.

To be honest, I've always kind of had a crush on Sam.

But until I knew Alex and I were 100% done,

I would never have considered dating him.

- I can definitely tell you have a crush, because

you have like the cute little-- your voice gets higher.

- Eeee.

- BOTH: Eeeee.

- Like h-i-i-i. I don't know.

Don't go like telling him.

- I'm not the friend that you have to worry about telling Sam

stuff, trust me. - [laughs]

- [car engine revs]

♪ My brain is a one-way train and I'm 'bout to ride it out ♪

♪

♪ Octane running through these veins ♪

♪ Burning all my fears down ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Can you feel it ♪

♪ Rush, rush ♪

- What's up, guys? - JULIETTE: Hi.

- What's up? - Hey, how are you?

What's up, Chloe? - CHLOE: Hi.

- SAM: Hey. How are you? You're getting some rosé going?

- Yeah, she's trying to get me drunk so that I buy more.

- How are you? Good to see you. - How's it going?

- Good. - JULIETTE: Hi, Mike.

- How you doing, Juliette? - Thank you.

- What are you guys doing today?

- Um, we just played some tennis,

and just like showered up, about to go to the mall.

- JULIETTE: Do you guys want something to drink?

- I'll just do water right now.

- MIKE: Yeah, I'll do water, too.

- Here you go. - Thank you so much.

- ♪

- Are you guys going to the gender reveal for Alex or no?

- Yeah, I got--I got like a really big invite,

but like I don't know if I'm gonna go.

- Yeah, no. - But, you know, I don't know,

I'll--I'll look at my calendar. - I actually didn't get invited.

- Yeah, I was invited,

but I'm like 50/50 if I should go or not.

Alex has been like texting me like little shade

that I've been chilling with Juliette.

- Like what is he even saying?

- SAM: Just like he doesn't want me to be like hanging

around her and stuff, and-- - CHLOE: Like he's just telling

you like, "Stay away from Juliette"?

- SAM: Yeah.

I think it's like pick a side type of thing.

And I'm like, "Well, it's kinda crazy because like me and you

have been friends for so long and whatnot so"--

- Yeah, I just don't think it's right.

- CHLOE: He's having a baby.

He shouldn't be telling you you can't hang out with Juliette.

- For sure.

It does suck though like the way Alex is handling it.

Like I feel like I'm losing half my friends in a way just 'cause

like, you know, we're all hanging out,

and hanging out with Juliette more and stuff.

- So you're picking me?

- Oh, for sure.

- ♪

- I think we should do something way more fun than

gender reveal. - Yeah, we were talk--

- We could like take my family's yacht out

or something if I don't go.

- Never mind, I'm not going. [laughs]

I'm not going to the gender reveal. [laughs]

- I mean, a yacht sounds so much better than that.

- So, who will like drive the yacht if we go?

- Um, we have a captain and stuff, so--

- So you mean a real yacht?

- Yeah, what did you think--

- I don't know, like a bigger version of Alex's boat.

- No, that's a boat. That's a dingy.

- Oh. [laughing]

- Now my ex--la-la-la-luh.

- Expectations. [laughs] Chloe.

- [speaking gibberish] - Juliette--

- ALL: [laughing]

- [bleep]. Oh God.

"Mama."

- ♪

♪ I used to have friends, now I got enemies ♪

♪ Used to keep 'em close, now they're dead to me ♪

- You still hungover? - Yeah.

I was drunk before we even started eating dinner.

- Yeah, I know.

- I mean, we survived Friendsgiving.

That's it.

Part--kind of.

Barely. - Barely.

I don't know, dude, your friends are...

- Little bit different than what you're used to?

- You don't just sit there and talk to people however you think

you can talk to them, and then-- - Not expect--

- --and expect that someone's not gonna come back at you,

that's not how it's gonna work.

- I'm thankful that Kelsey can still come to Friendsgiving even

though all her exes are here.

- BRANDON: Oh my gosh.

- I'm thankful for everybody at this table who understands that

everyone has exes.

- You should shut your mouth.

You're looking really dumb.

- I really don't even think it's legal to fire someone at

some kind of like random event that's not worked related.

Whatever, dude.

All she does is run her mouth.

I'm over it. - Yeah.

- It's just, honestly--done nothing but be rude so...

I'm not gonna tolerate that [bleep].

I'm not gonna talk to her or apologize.

- Yeah.

- ♪

♪ Forever's a long ♪

♪ It's a long summer wave ♪

♪

- CHLOE: Amanda?

- AMANDA: Yeah, baby, I'm in the kitchen.

- CHLOE: Hello!

- AMANDA: Thank you for coming over.

- Uh-huh, what are you making?

- Pancakes. You want some?

- Sure.

What's going on with JJ? Is he here?

- No, I haven't talked to him.

- You haven't talked to him at all?

- Hmm-mm, not once.

I know it sounds bad, but like most of the time,

we argue over stupid [bleep] and then we talk about it

and...we're okay.

But like at this point, neither of just wanna talk,

we're just over it.

And I don't--like I don't blame him.

- I've literally heard this a million times.

I know damn well you know that it's over,

but like you won't end it.

You're now like starting

to become Juliette when she was with Alex.

- ♪

- Why are you wasting time with a [bleep] boy that you

dated when you were literally a junior in high school?

- Because that [bleep] boy loves me.

- No, don't. No, no.

- I don't wanna go through a breakup

right before the holidays.

You're gonna have to do stuff with me.

- CHLOE: That's fine.

I'm lonely at my place.

No one does-- - You're lonely?

- CHLOE: Yeah.

For starters, Madisson moved out of my house.

I'm now living alone, and I don't know

what I'm gonna do with that.

Whether I'm gonna get a new place,

whether I need to get somebody to move in.

- I just feel like it's very hard for me

to express myself to you.

- It hurts me that you let it get to a point where like you

feel like you have to move out to like save our friendship.

- I know.

- ♪

- Speaking of Madisson, you saw her last night.

- Yeah, she definitely seems not like her upbeat...self.

- That's what she gets for moving out.

Her life isn't as good.

- [laughs]

- I thought her and I were trying to like work on our

friendship, but apparently, that's not the case at all so--

- Looks like you guys have more to talk about.

- ♪

- JULIETTE: Coming up--

- I'm really sorry--[sobs]--

it's just not working. - Yeah.

- What you said is not cool with me.

- And I'm not sorry about it.

If you want respect, then you give it.

- It's about to happen. - There's the plane.

- [cheering]

- MAN: Boy? Girl?

♪ Like a rocket gonna blastoff, watch me go ♪

♪ Right now, let's work ♪

♪ Come on now ♪

♪

- KELSEY: I'm so excited to work out.

- JULIETTE: I feel like an old lady.

- KELSEY: [laughs] You missed a fun Friendsgiving.

- MADISSON: Yeah, wait, give me the highlights.

- KELSEY: Highlights--

- JULIETTE: It was like kind of awkward.

- MADISSON: Tell me everything.

- Yeah, you missed out on kind of a lot.

- Well, everything was weird.

Chloe just continuously meddles in everyone's relationships.

- Yeah.

- Have you talked to her at all, or no?

- No.

- You were smart not to go to Friendsgiving, honestly.

- Well, that's why I didn't go, because I was like--honestly,

I did appreciate that she invited me.

I really didn't expect it at all.

- So, how was your little Thanksgiving

at the Kampo house, Madisson?

- It was fine. - Did you have so much fun?

- I mean, it was--[laughs] - Who was it?

- Alex's family, Alyssa's family, and then me.

So much of the conversation was like revolving around the gender

of the baby, and it's like-- - Well, what do they want?

- It's obvious that Alex wants a boy.

- Oh my God, I would love to be

a fly on the wall. - --gender reveal, do we know?

- Invitation. [laughs] - Let me see it.

- I bet it's like so over the top.

Oh my God! - Wow!

It looks like a wedding invitation, not a baby.

- "Once upon a time, on the isle of Siesta Key,

"family and friends gathered to see what Baby Kompothecras

will be."

- Ew, I just--no. - [laughs]

- "Guests are requested to wear white, golf, or khaki."

Khaki? Who's gonna show up in khaki?

- Show up in black.

- That's so [bleep] obnoxious.

Well, I think you should skip the baby shower.

Hang with us, you're always with them.

You skipped Friendsgiving.

Are you gonna pick Alex over me?

- No, I don't know.

- ♪

- You're such a traitor.

Are you like best friends with him now?

- No, I'm not.

- See, the thing is, you wanted a baby,

so you're gonna like live through Alyssa now.

- You are.

- I'm getting cold now that we're not moving around.

Are you ready? - Let's go.

- Let's do it.

- You know what else was really awkward yesterday?

- Do tell. - JJ's blow-up.

They like full-on broke up, right?

- Amanda, the other day though--

- --break up all the time. - [laughs]

- Yeah.

- ♪

♪ Used to be my best friend ♪

♪ We don't even laugh no more ♪

♪ Barely even talk no more ♪

♪ I'm praying for closed doors and open windows ♪

♪ I'll follow where the wind blows ♪

♪ Don't be scared to leave ♪

♪

♪ If I'm not all you need ♪

- Those my clothes? - Yeah.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

- JULIETTE: Amanda and JJ are the type of couple

who fight constantly.

- I'm trying to build trust with you,

and I show up to a party that's supposed to be for me,

and I see your ex show up, like what the [bleep] do you

think's gonna go through my mind?

- You're [bleep] 26 years old, and you can't have

a conversation with me to solve [bleep]?

- You're a child.

- JULIETTE: But things got really bad at Friendsgiving when

Amanda assumed JJ was with another girl,

because he stayed out all night and didn't call her.

- For the past six years, "I'm gonna change my life,

I'm such a good guy"-- - Amanda, bottom line,

you can try to turn the [bleep] around--

- You don't let me [bleep] talk.

- JULIETTE: And JJ finally lost it.

- JJ: You're not a problem of mine anymore.

The real issue is that they just don't trust each other,

and they never will.

- ♪

- I'm sorry for like going off on you

and losing it the way I did.

- ♪

- It's been bothering me, because I said some stuff

when I was angry.

I definitely shouldn't have, you know,

cussed you out multiple times like I did.

I shouldn't have done that.

I would try until like the death of me to try to make this work

between us, but I don't feel like that's something that

you want me to do anyway so--

- All we do is like just bicker and argue and get angry with

other, and hold the past against each other.

And I think that kind of stems from the fact that...I just--I

try and try and try and trust you.

- Do you honestly believe that I cheated on you?

- ♪

- That's the problem is like unless I have concrete proof,

I just believe in the worst.

- ♪

- And it sucks, because like you've been--always been one of

my best friends.

Like you are somebody I am just comfortable with

and I care about.

And I will always care about you.

- ♪

- But I just think, at this point,

we're just not right for each other.

And I'm really sorry, but...it's just not working.

- Yeah.

- ♪

- You know, it's so hard.

- I mean, we've been through a lot together.

- ♪

- Just--I'm always gonna have that love for you,

and that's the hardest part.

You're always gonna be that person for me.

- ♪

- I feel like you were my person, too, 1,000%.

Like I just hope you know I really do love you.

- I love you, too.

- ♪ Are we really breaking up ♪

♪ Wasn't I enough ♪

- I just don't even wanna think about my life without you,

but...I gotta let you go.

- ♪ I gave my very best ♪

♪ But I failed every test you put me through ♪

- I'll always love you no matter what,

from the bottom of my heart.

- ♪ It's true ♪

♪ And you say I will survive, then you go on with your life ♪

♪ And I wish I was the same ♪

♪ But I can't stop the pain ♪

♪ 'Cause, boy, I live ♪

♪ For you ♪♪

- JULIETTE: Coming up--

- Alex has called Sam like a hundred times a day.

- Saying what? - Juliette's using you.

She doesn't give a [bleep] about you.

- Oh my--are you [bleep] kidding?

- ♪ Baby, I know all the games you play ♪

♪ I've seen it all before, you are here to stay ♪

♪ I'll give you what you want, yeah, I'll make your day ♪

- Hi. - Hello.

- How's it going? - Are you hungry?

- Yeah, I'll eat. - Okay, cool.

- I'll just nibble though.

- We're gonna drink, because we're not pregnant.

- We're not pregnant. - We're not pregnant.

- And we're not getting pregnant.

- And we're not getting pregnant.

- No. - No, no thank you.

- Whoo!

- ♪ Addicted, got me drifting ♪

♪ I'm spinning out of control, you're body's on fire ♪

♪ Taking me higher ♪

- [making noises]

- Little Val.

- You ready to go for a stroll? Let's go.

- JULIETTE: So Alyssa's been practicing motherhood by

babysitting her niece.

- [cries]

- JULIETTE: And it's gotta be a wake-up call for her.

- This is gonna be your life.

- I know, like what? - It's crazy.

- Like whenever I watch her, it hits me.

- I know! - Like I can do this?

Like am I gonna be able to handle it?

- Oh, you're gonna be a great mom.

- 'Cause it's a lot, dude, like--

- It is, but your instincts will kick in.

- I know, but it's like my biggest fear. I'm like--

- How's the sex drive been?

- It's been good.

Obviously, like I don't feel as sexy sometimes, you know?

- Yeah.

- 'Cause like I feel like I'm gaining weight.

- But you seriously look good, like you don't even look

like--only thing that's different is this little bump

right here.

- I know, but you know how you feel like bloated

and just wanna like suck in? - Yeah.

- You can't do that anymore, it's like you just have to

embrace it.

- So, can we please talk about your gender reveal?

- I'm so excited.

- Definitely the most epic gender reveal ever.

- I'm more excited for this than my birthday.

- Oh my God, and have you seen the invitation

to the gender reveal? - No.

Do you have a picture of it? - Yes.

I had Madisson send it to me.

- ♪

- [laughing]

- BOTH: [laughing]

- I know.

- It looks like a wedding invitation

for the king and queen. - --king and queen.

It looks like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.

- They have a [bleep] dress code.

- Oh my God.

- Valet parking available.

- For a gender reveal?

- [laughs]

- Oh my God. [laughs]

- I'm really excited to go on this yacht.

The biggest boat that I've ever been on is Alex's.

Is there like an inside and everything?

- Yeah, there's rooms, there's a hot tub.

Yeah! - Oh my God, I'm so excited.

- I was pretty bummed that Sam would take his yacht out like on

the day of his gender reveal.

- Exactly, and you choose going on a yacht over our special day.

- We're gonna have so much fun.

- Yeah, they have jet-skis too.

- It's just--it's not like Sam, honestly,

'cause like Sam and all them, they've been friends

for a while, you know?

- I think he's influenced by some negative people he's been

surrounding himself with.

- I'm gonna get really drunk so I don't have to think

about...little baby Kampo.

- [cries]

- What is it?

You don't like Juliette?

Yeah, I don't either. - [laughs]

- I heard that like Alex was pissed because...Sam wants to

take the yacht out and like--

- Ooh, like who's gonna go on the yacht over going

to the gender reveal? - Yeah.

- It's not your fault that you're like able

to go out and do [bleep].

- Yet for some reason he's called Sam like

a hundred times a day. - Saying what?

- "Juliette's using you.

She doesn't give a [bleep] about you."

- Oh my, are you [bleep] kidding?

- You think she actually likes Sam?

- No.

- She's definitely using him for his toys and his money.

- She likes that he's friends with Alex.

- It's literally like a sick obsession she has with like you

guys and like trying to ruin your happiness.

She needs to move on.

- She does.

- Alex needs to move on.

- Yeah.

- He shouldn't be worried about you stealing his friends.

He should worry about a baby that he's having and the woman

that he's having the baby with.

And that's all he should focus on.

- You'd think. - Get the [bleep] over it.

Like get over it.

- Yeah.

- It just pisses me off that like she has to like

"divide" everyone.

- Literally the most petty thing I've ever seen.

Like are we are 12?

- I mean, it's Chloe.

It's Juliette.

It's how they are, it's how they'll always be.

- ♪

- ♪

♪ Understand that I've got plan for us ♪

♪ I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous ♪

♪

♪ It must be fate, I found a place for us ♪

♪ I bet you didn't know someone could love you this much ♪

♪

- Alright, I'll be right back.

- ♪

- What are you doing here?

- Walking in for work.

- You are no longer an employee here, honey.

- Since when?

- Since I fired you.

- When was that?

- At Friendsgiving, when I said the words, "You're fired."

- Okay, well, you can't fire somebody for something that

happens outside of the workplace, Chloe.

- What you said is not cool with me.

- And I'm not sorry about it.

- Mm-hmm, okay.

In fact, this is another reason why are getting fired.

Because you have absolutely no respect for me whatsoever.

- Uh, yeah, 'cause you're a bitch all the time.

You take no accountability for your actions ever.

- Ashley, [bleep]--

- --Friendsgiving, you got pissed off by what I said.

Really? - Really.

- You're constantly talking about how all of Jared's exes

or Kelsey's exes.

You're always in everybody's [bleep].

- Me and Kelsey's banter and our friendship is in between us.

- Uh, she wasn't happy. - And you should not get

in between that and disrespect your boss.

- If you want respect, then you give it.

- Oh, honey.

- One, don't call me honey.

Two, she wasn't happy with it.

- That's for Kelsey to tell me.

Like I said at Friendsgiving, and I'll say it again,

and listen this time.

You're fired.

- Well, I actually don't wanna work

in this [bleep] hole anyway. - Great, great.

We won't miss you.

- ASHLEY: Better part, I don't have to work with you anymore.

- Good luck getting another job in Siesta Key, sweetie.

- ASHLEY: I don't see a problem with that.

- Bye-bye.

- ♪

- AMANDA: Sam, I love - your boat so much.p--

- Let's go pull up at Alex's gender reveal.

- ALL: [laughing]

- [boat horn blares]

- ♪ One, two, two, huh ♪

♪ That's my style, that's my style ♪

♪ That's my style, that's my style ♪

- JULIETTE: Today is a bit surreal.

It's Alex and Alyssa's gender reveal party.

- JULIETTE: I'd be lying if I said I'm 100% okay.

It still hurts, but I'm doing everything I can to move on.

- ♪ Yeah, that's my [unintelligible] ♪

- AMANDA: Sam, I love your boat so much.

It's definitely a lot bigger than Alex's boat.

- ALL: Ooh!

- AMANDA: We got the jet-skis, we got the hot tub

when it's 80 degrees. I love it.

- And we got single men-- - Yeah!

- Let's go pull up at Alex's gender reveal.

- Oh my God!

- Just have a sign on the side of the yacht that says,

"It's a girl." - ALL: [laughs]

- If it's a girl, you guys gonna celebrate?

- Obviously. - [laughing]

- He like openly has no shame with talking about how much

he hopes it's a boy. Yeah.

If it's a boy, karma's not real.

If it's a girl, karma is real.

- They should name her Juliette.

- They should name her Juliette!

- No, they should name her Karma!

- Yes!

- ♪ I know I said it all before ♪

♪ This is my last hooray ♪

♪ Once I start I ain't gon' stop 'til I go too far ♪

♪ Last hurrah and it's okay ♪

♪ Maybe tomorrow I won't feel this pain ♪

♪ Last hurrah ♪

♪ Last hurrah ♪

♪ Last hurrah ♪

♪♪

- Can I feel it?

- Yeah. Thank you. - I wanna feel it.

- Does it move? - It does--it has once.

It did, I'm not kidding.

I'm like--I was lying in bed, and I'm like,

"Is that gas or is that like a baby?"

- It's like flurry.

- Yeah, it's like a flutter, yeah.

- Oh my God, that's so crazy. - It was really cool.

- BRANDON: I'm kinda nervous now.

Camilla's probably talking to Alyssa right now.

"Man, you're pregnant, like damn."

- She's getting the fever. - Yeah, exactly.

They're gonna start a wildfire down here,

next thing you know, I'm--

- That's the perks of being in a degenerative--no one looks at

me and goes, "Yeah, I wanna have a kid with that guy."

- ALL: [laughing]

- Be like the rappers, girls poking holes in the condoms.

- Oh God, no, don't even say that, bro, don't even say that.

- That's Brandon's lifestyle.

- [laughs]

- Are you excited? - I am. I'm excited.

I'm nervous. - What are you hoping for?

- ALYSSA: A girl.

I know, little girls are just like--

- They're so cute! - They're so freaking cute.

- I think it's gonna be a boy. - Yeah?

- I think so too. - Take him out fishing [bleep].

But, hey, if it's a girl--

- ♪

- Man, that sucks. God, I gotta say it, that sucks.

Oh man, I can't even imagine. I'll say it.

Game over.

- No, I know Alex really wants a boy.

- I bet.

- Like what's his reaction gonna be if it's a girl?

- That is like my worst nightmare--is having a girl.

- So where do you think Juliette is?

- Honestly, I don't care where Juliette is,

as long as they're far away.

- Cheers to girls supporting girls, right?

- Seriously. - Cheers!

- And I'm freshly single.

You know why I'm here.

You know these girls are gonna be fired up.

- Yeah.

- You know Amanda's out there doing her thing right now.

- ♪

- [indistinct chatter]

- ♪

- Yeah, I know, after all this crazy stuff last night.

He was mad about the gender reveal, blah, blah.

- I'm here. [laughs]

- Alex said to--for you to pick sides?

- He said, "Pick sides."

And I'm like... - Like Sam or Alex?

Or Juliette or Alex? - No, this was Sam or Alex.

He's like, "Pick sides or you're dead to me."

- Bye. See ya the funeral.

- He was texting Sam pissed off like,

"You better not show up on the yacht today and do all that."

- I love that he expects you to be loyal to him.

- We gotta split up the kingdoms,

we gotta split up the kingdoms.

- ALL: [laughing]

- Here's to Juliette moving on.

- Cheers to the new kingdom!

- ALL: [cheering]

- Now let's [bleep]--

- Let's celebrate!

- ALL: [cheering]

- [boat horn blows]

- JULIETTE: Coming up--

- Where's Garrett?

- He is training right now.

- So, what's he gonna say about this?

- ♪

- ♪ Oh, you're not ready for, ready for ♪

♪ Ready for, ready for me ♪

- GARY: Okay, everybody.

As you can see, I'm all about family.

And we're here to celebrate a baby coming into it.

And I don't know what it is--a boy or girl.

And I wanna thank everybody for coming here.

But I'll let Beth say hello.

- I just wanted to say thank you to everybody for coming out.

This is such a special day.

I mean, it's just really, really exciting time for us.

And, uh, I wasn't ready to be a grandma.

- ALL: [laughing]

- I keep saying it, "I'm gonna be a glam-mom."

- ALL: [laughing]

- But, Alyssa, we're so happy, and--

- I love you. - --just can't wait to hold

that baby, so--

Everybody, raise your glass if you have one, and cheers.

- ALL: [cheering]

- How many think it's gonna be a boy?

- CROWD: [cheers]

- How many think it's gonna be a girl?

- CROWD: [loud cheering]

- Well, one of yous is a right.

- CROWD: [laughs]

- [boat horn blasts]

- ♪ Just take it step by step ♪

♪ When you come out on the floor ♪

♪ You got that left, right, left ♪

♪ When you coming out for more ♪

♪ You got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ You got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ You got that, won't you give me that step by step, aye ♪♪

- Can I take a shot with the bartender?

- Later. - Okay.

- Because first, I have beef with you.

- ♪

- Garrett made it clear he didn't want me around Jake.

And I don't wanna be around Jake.

- JULIETTE: Um, okay, Jake keeps showing up everywhere Kelsey is.

Okay, sure, fine, to be fair, he and Sam have been friends

for a while, but they're not that close.

- I don't want this to...

affect today. - I agree.

- So how 'bout we just enjoy being on this damn yacht?

- Cheers to Jules.

- ♪

- Um, I feel like things just got weird.

[laughs] - Yeah.

- I'm gonna head away.

Have fun, bye.

- Bartender Kels, what are you making?

- Water with a side ice. - Wow.

- Would you like one?

- Uh, no, I've got one.

I've got one. I got pink, you got blue.

- ♪

- Where's Garrett?

- He is training right now.

- Okay.

Is he taking on new clientele?

Would he take me, you think?

Is there like a discount code I could use, like #justfriends?

- Oh, are we just friends?

- Believe me, you've made it loud and clear at Friendsgiving.

- If you're genuinely trying to move forward and be friends with

me, you will respect that I do have a boyfriend and I'm trying

to prove to him that he's capable of trusting me.

- So, what's he gonna say about this?

- I guarantee you, he's probably gonna be pissed.

- I get where you're coming from.

But from our date, fact that we talked, and it went really well.

- It was not a date, first off.

- ♪

- I am with Garrett now.

And...he is the one I wanna be with.

- I mean, I like Garrett, don't get me wrong.

I like Garrett. - KELSEY: That's great.

- I just like you more.

- ♪

- In my mind, I was trying to get closure.

I was trying to make sure you're okay,

because at the end of the day, I would like

But if you don't respect me and Garrett's relationship,

then I can't continue our friendship.

- ♪

- Hey, to friends.

Here's to a...healthy, beautiful baby girl.

What would you name your girl?

- Skylar or Remi.

- We'll talk about it, figure it out.

- ♪

- It's about to happen.

- There's the plane, there's the plane.

- ALL: [cheering]

- [boat horn blasts] - CROWD: [cheering]

- ♪ [unintelligible lyrics] ♪

♪

- SAM: So, how you feeling about like

the whole gender reveal thing? - Obviously, it pisses me off.

But I want him to have a girl really badly.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause I think he deserves that,

because he's gonna be there and like watch her go through

heartbreaks, and watch how guys treat her.

I don't know, I would hope that maybe that would like...

change him. - Yeah.

- I feel like he deserves that.

I just feel like...I could have so easily been

in Alyssa's shoes. - Yeah.

- But I was-- - She's obviously happy.

- --taking birth control. [laughs]

- ♪

♪ I wanna feel your heat ♪

♪

♪ I wanna feel your heat ♪

♪ That ring of fire we can't control ♪

♪ Well, we just might go up in smoke ♪

♪ Thinking 'bout you, oh every day, day, oh ♪

- JULIETTE: Wow, for literally just breaking up with JJ,

Amanda sure is moving on fast and having random fun.

And, honestly, good for her.

But if I know Amanda, this is just a Band-Aid

for a deep wound.

- ♪ All mine ♪♪

- Honestly, the difference between Corey and JJ

is Corey's a [bleep] man. - Yeah.

- Corey works every day of his life and he has motivation.

And that's what I love. It's so attractive.

- And he's Jared's roommate, right?

- Yeah, so he's living with Jared right now.

And it's funny because-- - Ooh!

So I fired Ashley.

- Did you really? - Yeah.

- Like legit?

And what'd she say?

- She was like, "Chloe, you're the [bleep] starter

"of the group, you're the whole reason everyone in

this friend group has problems."

And the way she was talking to me,

like I just can't be her boss.

If Jared would have told me that she was his [bleep] girlfriend,

I never would have hired her in the first place.

- I told you not to mix business with pleasure.

- I thought she was just a friend.

Whatever.

- Well, look at this beautiful sunset.

Honestly, let's enjoy it.

I would ten times rather be here than Alex's.

- I mean, I don't even like think about his party.

Like I was so not invited,

that it's just like-- - Yeah.

I'm honestly kind of shocked that I didn't get invited.

But none of us want to pick sides,

but Alex is putting it in that situation where we all

have to pick sides.

- One day, Alex will be known

for who Alex truly is.

Everyone will start to see him for who he is.

And him like treating Sam like this.

- Yeah.

- I honestly think Alex is going through like a

"quarter-life crisis" where like this used to be his life.

Going out on the boat, partying with a bunch of girls,

drinking a ton of alcohol, having a good time.

And like that's no longer his life.

- ♪ Heaven help me ♪

♪ If love ain't dead I'ma kill it 'cause it's killin' me ♪

♪ Love is a drug with amphetamine D-A-R-E ♪

♪ They'll be hooked on me ♪

♪ Heaven help me ♪

♪ If love ain't dead I'ma kill it 'cause it's killin' me ♪

♪ Can I get an amen? ♪♪

- It's about to happen.

- Oh my God.

- Here comes your baby.

- [indistinct chatter]

- There's the plane, there's the plane.

- We're hoping for a boy.

- I can't wait! - Whoo!

- [indistinct chatter]

- Boy, girl?

- [indistinct chatter]

- ♪

- I'm on my phone!

- AMANDA: Wait, wait, wait, Chloe, check.

- Oh my God. - Stop, it already happened.

- Jace posted something! Hold on!

Hold on, hold on.

- Hurry! - It's a girl!

- ALL: [cheering]

- ♪ She's dancing, oh she's dancing ♪

- Here comes the pink smoke.

- ♪

- It's a girl.

- CROWD: [cheering]

- ♪

- [indistinct chatter]

- ♪

- Girl power!

- ALYSSA: I'm so happy.

- ♪

♪ She's innocent, oh she's innocent ♪

♪

- [screaming]

- Holy--Jules.

- Oh my God!

- Jules, can I get a "it's a girl"?

- ♪

- ALL: It's a girl!

- ♪

- ALL: [laughing]

- Oh my God!

- ♪ Girl power ♪

- ALL: [cheering]

- [boat horn blasts]

♪ We get that girl power ♪♪

- [crowd cheering]

- ♪ Tell me where's the girls at, where--where my girls at ♪

♪ Tell me where my girl's at, where--where my girls at ♪

♪

- BRANDON: Babies, man, babies.

- Do you have baby fever yet, Brandon?

- Oh no, no.

- It doesn't give you a little bit of baby fever?

Because it does to me, baby.

- Babies are cute, I love babies, but

I don't know about right now, you know?

Are you ready though?

- I'm so ready. - Are you serious?

- So ready.

- Let's talk about when Ish is ready.

- Ish is ready, he's ready. He's ready.

- It's on. - I'm not in a race.

- [indistinct chatter]

- The ganging up is real here, so how about I'm gonna go,

um--I'm gonna get a drink.

- Alright, go get a drink. - [laughs] I'll be back.

- [giggles]

- I think we scared Brandon off.

- Oh, whatever, he's good.

- ♪ I keep getting this funny little feeling, yeah ♪

♪

♪ I don't know about you ♪

♪

♪ I keep getting this funny little feeling, yeah ♪

♪

♪ I don't know about you ♪

♪

♪ I keep getting this funny little feeling, yeah ♪

- We had boy. We had boy all over.

- There's nothing like Daddy's little girl.

- ALLY: And that's the truth. That's forever.

- Look at the flower. You love that flower.

- There you are. - ALLY: Alyssa!

I'm so happy. - I'm so glad. Oh my God.

- You've got a little girl coming.

- I know, they're gonna be besties.

She's gonna wear - all of her clothes.

- I'm gonna take the name you told me.

- Yeah, Alex really likes it to. - I love it.

It's like Alyssa and Alex. - I know.

Oh my goodness, Val, you're gonna have a best friend.

- ♪

- I was so happy.

I can't believe I'm having a freaking girl.

Alex, obviously, wanted a boy.

- But he seems happy.

- ♪

- JULIETTE: Oh my God, I just know that this is amazing,

because Alex really wanted a boy. [laughs]

- Oh, I mean, I still feel happy for him, you know?

- I guess.

- As long as you're happy.

- I'm happy. [giggles]

- ♪ All my friends think you're vicious ♪

- JULIETTE: When I first found out about Alex having a baby

with Alyssa, I felt so defeated.

- ♪ You're a poison, and I know that it's in tune ♪

- JULIETTE: But then I realized that Alex is only one person

in my whole world.

I have an endless amount of opportunities in front of me,

a promising career, an incredible group of friends,

and maybe a new guy.

Whereas Alex has...

no idea what he's gotten himself into.

- ♪ I feel like I'm drowning ♪

♪ Ah, drowning ♪

♪ I feel like I'm drowning ♪

♪ Ah, drowning ♪

♪♪

- BRANDON: What is that?

- CAMILLA: It's an early Christmas present.

- I just felt safe with you.

- What the [bleep] is this?

- I train her, but that's from a long time ago.

- You don't need to train girls that you've been

naked in bed with and [bleep].

- L.A.'s a big move for me.

- I thought L.A. was the plan.

- Garrett?