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You're that girl I knew you were.

You are a fucking shady bitch for doing that.

Life's not fair.

Well, I'll give you $10.000 if you let me stay.

Fuck my drag, right?

I'm coming for the crown.

RuPaul: This is All Stars Untucked,

an all-access pass to the competition

where legendary queens are back

to snatch a spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's a new game,

and all the queens have the power, officially.

Ru-veal yourself!

And, girl, if you're not watching All Stars Untucked,

you're only getting half the story.

Ladies, tonight I will determine

which All Star slays their way

into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Now, while you untuck in the werkroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[applause]graphic

It feels so surreal

to be standing on stage at the finale

and hearing praise from the judges.

I just wanna be in this moment forever.

But at the same time I'm nervous,

because at the end of tonight,

Drag Race herstory will be made.

One of us three will be in the Hall of Fame,

and we're gonna find out

who's taking home the crown very soon.

This has been a long journey,

and I may be tired,

but, mama, this competition is not over.

I really gotta push through

and finish the job that I started.

I feel really good right now.

I got praise from the judges. I look so good.

But it's, like, bittersweet, because it's ending.

The only way this experience could be better

is to win this crown.

I will put all that money under my mattress,

and Imma open up a cat sanctuary.

My cats would get all the treats that they wanted.

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

My living room would have so many plants,

it would be like Laos, but in Boston.

Oh, my God, I'm crowning right now.

All these cats are gonna pop out of me, babe.

Queens walking. We got the queens walking.

Re-po Untucked cameras to the werkroom.

Copy.

[sighs]

-Oh. -Oh.

Just the thing I need to quench my thirst.

Oh, Lord.

Oh. Ooh.

Y'all, let me get comfortable.

-Ladies, everybody comfy? -No.

Could somebody help me with these shoes, please?

Keep them on, keep them on.

Top three.

Thank you for sharing your stage with us tonight.

Thank you for coming and sharing it with us.

Thank y'all for coming.

Like, we looked sickening, no?

[all laugh]

Baby, Juju had glitter and guys.

Glitter and guys on the bed with all the mens.

-Okay? -Naked!

I got to touch two bums.

What about Miss Shea Couleé?

Todrick asked me to get on those men,

and I knew I had a job to do.

And Cracker got to sit on someone's...

-I got to sit on somebody. -...face.

-Oh, yeah. -Girl.

[laughs]

It honestly was so beautiful to watch you guys up there,

and, you know, this is a moment that all of us, you know,

had maybe dreamed at one point in time.

But watching you guys do it

was the most fulfilling and beautiful thing.

I don't know about you guys,

but I was like, it's okay, I don't need that.

-Because, like-- -Oh, I was part of it.

I feel that.

Like, you are.

-It was my moment. -That's what I mean.

I felt like this was everyone's moment.

I'm getting chills.

Having this moment with all of you,

and Ru looking at us and really congratulating us is amazing.

I've been around for a long, long time.

I've been doing this competition for a long time.

And my proudest achievement is creating a platform

for all you gorgeous kids to do your thing

and let people see it from around the world.

And kids in the most remote places

that you've never even heard of

watching you through your journey,

it is the greatest gift that you can give to this world,

and you've all done that.

Each of you have done that, and it warms my heart.

For her to acknowledge all of us, it really touched me,

because I was like, "Oh, my God, you see me."

I lost it.

I feel like I've been getting choked up, like, all evening,

because, like, here we are at the end,

and I mean this.

I got mad love for all of you.

Yes.

Like I've said before, like,

I don't have, like, the standard kind of family.

So I kind of build my own family,

and you guys are my family.

-I love y'all. -Absolutely.

Seriously, just, like, the sisterhood

that I've built with all of you is just incredible.

So really, truly, from the bottom of my heart,

I love every single one of you. So thank you.

It would not have been the same without you, Ongina.

Thank you.

We got sisters stationed all over,

so I know if I need something, I can call y'all in L.A.

In L.A., we got you.

When I want a double, I know who to call.

[all laugh]

Bitch, if you need some bottles, you know who to call.

Wow. [all laugh]

You know, ladies,

this is our last time in the werkroom all together.

-Yep. -Yeah.

RuPaul said that she brought all y'all back

so we could make sure that nothing was left unsaid.

So... [tongue pop]

Who wants to call somebody out?

[all laugh]

I wanted to say Derrick, you left after the first day.

How was this for you?

I definitely feel a part of this season.

I just got to do a runway.

It felt so good to go out and actually present.

And I never wear gowns.

I mean, I wanted to make this a tearaway,

and I'm like... [all laugh]

Yeah, it's fun to be able to do a softer side,

and just come out and be in a gown.

It feels different.

I actually--I see Derrick Berry right now.

-Really? -I was just gonna say

that I hope you didn't take it as a read.

Like, I see Derrick, and I don't see Britney.

Oh, thank you.

-It's really gorg to see. -Thank you, thank you.

-Can I say something? -Yeah.

Those who know me coming into the competition

know that I had a lot to prove,

not only to myself, but to the world.

I've had a rough past, dark places.

I am still sticking to my word,

but I do owe Alexis a very sincere apology,

knowing that I may have damaged your character in any way

by telling Shea something that maybe you told me in private.

Maybe you asked me just as, like, in confidence.

I really don't remember when I said--

what did you say I said?

It was very miscommunicated.

I am sincerely sorry that I may have hurt you in any way

because you've been there since Season 3.

Don't cry.

You could cry. Emotion is good.

No, you got rhinestones.

You helped me a lot in this competition.

Right. I don't know if India's being real

or if she's apolo-lying.

But I accept it,

because when you come to a competition like this,

it's gonna be shenanigans.

So everyone has to move on in life.

I really want to just keep you as my friend.

-Me, too. -Not-- None of this drama.

This is some crazy drama.

But I do owe you that.

So please give me a hug, because I love you.

Don't hit me with your titties. They're freaky!

-Girl, you want the nipples. -[laughs]

Guys, let this be known that Mariah is crying again.

Girl, shut up!

Only because she's out of vodka.

Right!

She's, like, "I'm dry!"

Shea, Cracker, and Juju,

you guys need to change for your lip sync.

-Yes! -Have fun!

-Yes! -Have fun.

Leave your hearts on the stage.

And let me borrow some money after you win it.

Girl, Drag Race herstory will be changed tonight.

Uh.

Because one of these girls will enter the Hall of Fame.

We are all anxiously waiting.

Who you guys think will finish on top?

We don't know yet, but they're all--

they're all three very different,

but very amazing queens.

So for me, if I'm going to have to choose,

I may have to wait until that final lip sync,

and then bring in all the elements

from today's critiques, et cetera,

and really make my final decision.

Well, we need your decision now.

Exactly.

Are you excited?

I am. It's very daunting.

Where the fuck are my contact cases?

I'm gonna try to cut my tape.

-What tape, baby? -Oh, my God.

I've had a headache the whole time,

because my tape is so tight around my head.

Oh, my God.

[laughs]

There we go.

I'm glad we got a good laugh.

Imagine how much hair I cut out of my own head?

Oh, shit.

This is literally Britney Spears 2007.

All right, I'm gonna do this. Here we go.

[laughs] I hate you so much.

Look at me.

I'm rooting for Jujubee,

not only because she tried to save me,

but also because she's charismatic, she's funny,

she's witty, she's beautiful, she's glamour, she's camp,

she's everything that I wanna see in a drag queen.

So I think that Jujubee should win now that I'm gone.

Now that I'm gone, it should be her.

Do you think that all three will lip sync,

or do think somebody will get cut and then two will--

That's what I was just about to ask.

[gasps] I feel like maybe the judges are deliberating,

and they're still confused,

and they need help from the group.

Because this has been a Ru-mocracy this entire time.

Oh, my God, I hope not.

Oh, I don't wanna vote either.

-They better not. -I don't wanna vote.

I really wouldn't be able to pick anyone.

My tear ducts have turned into raisins.

I can't. Nope.

What? [laughs]

My mind is a fishbowl

with nothing in it but pebbles and vodka.

That's normal, Mariah. So she's having a normal day.

[all laugh]

No matter who wins,

all those bitches are All Stars, including us.

-Including us. -Absolutely.

In my heart of hearts, anyone can win this.

Any one of them bitches.

There's no weak link.

But even though I was one of the bitches that voted for her,

and even though she voted for me,

I'm rooting for Shea.

Because that's Shea Couleé.

Duh. [laughs]

I'm just going to serve this lip sync in a fucking gown,

because I deserve to have a moment

where I'm wearing a crown in something crown-worthy.

Fair that, fair that, fair that.

Shea better win this.

She better win all this.

And then hopefully, like, gimme some gas money.

You know, take a bitch out to eat.

-Girl, we are-- -I am so nervous.

I'm excited.

We are about to crown the winner of All Stars 5.

-All Stars 5. -And either way,

we're gonna be happy.

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, my gosh.

Any one of them win,

I'm calling to borrow money, so let's go.

[laughs]

Do you hang tassels from these, or what are these?

Stunts, girls. Stunts time.

We'll see if it works. It worked last night.

It could be like pblblblbl.

You were just in the hotel, just, oh, yeah!

I can tell these girls really want this.

I don't know if they want it as much as me,

but I could tell they really, really want this.

But at the end of the night, my money is on Cracker.

If she sparkles the way I know Cracker sparkles,

Cracker has got this.

♪ It's the finale ♪

♪ Finale, ooh ♪

I just got these done.

Let's have our top three

come to the main stage for the final lip sync.

Copy.

It comes down to this one lip sync.

And as much as I love these girls,

I wanna go home with that crown tonight

and that scepter and that $100.000.

Do you know what I could do with that scepter?

I could stir so many pots with that.

That would be the sickest Christmas ornament.

I would top my tree with that.

I already lost the crown once,

and it was a difficult journey for me

to pick myself back up and come do this all over again.

Season 9 wasn't my time,

but this right now, right here,

this is it, and I'm gonna walk away with a crown.

Oh, my God,

everything I have been planning and working for

in this competition is coming down to me dressed like this.

Shea Couleé is in, like, a Swarovski gown,

Jujubee's dressed like a country star,

and I'm wearing cardboard titties.

[laughs]

But, girl, this is it.

I have to kill it.

RuPaul: The time has come.

I'd like to see all three of you

lip sync for the crown!

The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is...

Shea Couleé.

You're a winner, baby!

[laughs]

We love you, Shea!

This feels like a win on so many different levels.

This is for all the people that believe in me.

The fans, the city of Chicago.

-Yes! -Thank you.

Holy shit. Wow.

I feel like I made RuPaul and my family proud.

And also to all the little Black boys and girls out there

that go out in the world

and are told that they're not beautiful enough,

that they're not valued.

-Congratulations. -Thank you, baby.

I want to be a beacon of hope

and an example for them that you are worthy.

Whew! Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God. -Can you believe, y'all?

Girl! Seeing somebody else win hurts.

But I came here to prove that what I am is the thing,

and I did that.

I cannot wait to be wig-free, lash-free.

This is actually my last night in drag ever.

This was the whole point.

-Right. -Stop.

I have gone above and beyond

what I thought I could do this season.

When I came here, I was hoping to hold on.

I didn't know that I would thrive.

And you know what?

Losing against Shea Couleé, who is an artist, not bad.

[groans]

So much to do, so much to clean.

It's kind of crazy to be packing everything up now,

because it seems like just yesterday

we were all walking into this werkroom for the first time.

And it's like now it's time to return back to our lives.

I am a little sad,

but I made it through,

and I'm very proud of everything that I've done here.

Yeah.

And I wore lots of fashions.

-Well... -Hey.

[both laugh]

You can't laugh about nobody's fashion.

-That's true. -We both look like hot moms.

[laughs]

We do.

This is not a lie.

[sighs]

You know, I'm very proud of my journey.

And I wish that crown could be mine, but I'm happy.

Of course I'm a little disappointed

because I wanted to win,

but I feel complete.

I feel like I belong here,

and the stage has always been my home.

And I came here, and I showed everybody the new me,

the person that I've always wanted to be,

this good Juju.

You know what's really funny?

What?

I visualized this on the first day.

I need to learn some of your prayer methods,

because you spoke that into existence, and I--

Didn't I tell you the first day?

Yeah, you did.

-The both of you, right? -You did.

They don't call me "good Juju" for nothing.

That is correct.

I couldn't be happier

spending this moment in my life with the two of you.

-Oh! -I feel the same way.

I can't imagine a better group of gals.

This is the culmination of a journey for me.

There are times where I never imagined

that I would have been able to make it back here,

make it all the way to the end, and snatch this crown.

Oh, my God, you guys.

This experience has really helped me

to heal a lot of just the pain

that I experienced going through the first time.

Back to reality.

Back, back, back again.

But being back here

has just reignited my passion and my drive

and reminded me why I love this so much.

Don't put that on top of mine.

Oh, my God, all right.

Is there a button?

-Oh. -Oh.

And it ended with $100.000.

Like, girl. [laughs]

It's time to go home, ladies.

I mean, do y'all have direct deposit?

Because I could just give you the routing number to my bank,

and we could just take care of this right now.

-Let's go to bed, bitches. -Play 'em out, piano cat.

That is wheels up on the top three.

Copy.

Stage lights down.

That is a wrap on All Stars 5.

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪