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You're that girl
I knew you were.

You are a fucking
shady bitch for doing that.

Life's not fair.

Well, I'll give you $10.000
if you let me stay.

Fuck my drag, right?

I'm coming for the crown.

RuPaul: This is
All Stars Untucked,

an all-access pass
to the competition

where legendary queens
are back

to snatch a spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's a new game,

and all the queens
have the power, officially.

Ru-veal yourself!

And, girl, if you're not
watching All Stars Untucked,

you're only getting
half the story.

Ladies, tonight
I will determine

which All Star
slays their way

into the Drag Race
Hall of Fame.

Now, while you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[applause]graphic

It feels so surreal

to be standing on stage
at the finale

and hearing praise
from the judges.

I just wanna be
in this moment forever.

But at the same time
I'm nervous,

because at the end of tonight,

Drag Race herstory
will be made.

One of us three
will be in the Hall of Fame,

and we're gonna find out

who's taking home the crown
very soon.

This has been a long journey,

and I may be tired,

but, mama,
this competition is not over.

I really gotta push through

and finish the job
that I started.

I feel really good right now.

I got praise from the judges.
I look so good.

But it's, like, bittersweet,
because it's ending.

The only way this experience
could be better

is to win this crown.

I will put all that money
under my mattress,

and Imma open up
a cat sanctuary.

My cats would get all the treats
that they wanted.

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

My living room
would have so many plants,

it would be like Laos,
but in Boston.

Oh, my God,
I'm crowning right now.

All these cats
are gonna pop out of me, babe.

Queens walking.
We got the queens walking.

Re-po Untucked cameras
to the werkroom.

Copy.

[sighs]

-Oh.
-Oh.

Just the thing I need
to quench my thirst.

Oh, Lord.

Oh. Ooh.

Y'all, let me get comfortable.

-Ladies, everybody comfy?
-No.

Could somebody help me
with these shoes, please?

Keep them on, keep them on.

Top three.

Thank you for sharing
your stage with us tonight.

Thank you for coming
and sharing it with us.

Thank y'all for coming.

Like, we looked sickening, no?

[all laugh]

Baby, Juju had glitter
and guys.

Glitter and guys
on the bed with all the mens.

-Okay?
-Naked!

I got to touch two bums.

What about Miss Shea Couleé?

Todrick asked me
to get on those men,

and I knew I had a job to do.

And Cracker got to sit
on someone's...

-I got to sit on somebody.
-...face.

-Oh, yeah.
-Girl.

[laughs]

It honestly was so beautiful
to watch you guys up there,

and, you know, this is a moment
that all of us, you know,

had maybe dreamed
at one point in time.

But watching you guys do it

was the most fulfilling
and beautiful thing.

I don't know about you guys,

but I was like, it's okay,
I don't need that.

-Because, like--
-Oh, I was part of it.

I feel that.

Like, you are.

-It was my moment.
-That's what I mean.

I felt like this
was everyone's moment.

I'm getting chills.

Having this moment
with all of you,

and Ru looking at us and really
congratulating us is amazing.

I've been around
for a long, long time.

I've been doing this competition
for a long time.

And my proudest achievement
is creating a platform

for all you gorgeous kids
to do your thing

and let people see it
from around the world.

And kids
in the most remote places

that you've never even heard of

watching you
through your journey,

it is the greatest gift
that you can give to this world,

and you've all done that.

Each of you have done that,
and it warms my heart.

For her to acknowledge all
of us, it really touched me,

because I was like,
"Oh, my God, you see me."

I lost it.

I feel like I've been getting
choked up, like, all evening,

because, like,
here we are at the end,

and I mean this.

I got mad love for all of you.

Yes.

Like I've said before, like,

I don't have, like,
the standard kind of family.

So I kind of
build my own family,

and you guys are my family.

-I love y'all.
-Absolutely.

Seriously, just, like,
the sisterhood

that I've built with all of you
is just incredible.

So really, truly,
from the bottom of my heart,

I love every single one of you.
So thank you.

It would not have been the same
without you, Ongina.

Thank you.

We got sisters
stationed all over,

so I know if I need something,
I can call y'all in L.A.

In L.A., we got you.

When I want a double,
I know who to call.

[all laugh]

Bitch, if you need some bottles,
you know who to call.

Wow.
[all laugh]

You know, ladies,

this is our last time
in the werkroom all together.

-Yep.
-Yeah.

RuPaul said that
she brought all y'all back

so we could make sure
that nothing was left unsaid.

So... [tongue pop]

Who wants to call
somebody out?

[all laugh]

I wanted to say Derrick,
you left after the first day.

How was this for you?

I definitely feel
a part of this season.

I just got to do a runway.

It felt so good to go out
and actually present.

And I never wear gowns.

I mean, I wanted to make this
a tearaway,

and I'm like...
[all laugh]

Yeah, it's fun to be able
to do a softer side,

and just come out
and be in a gown.

It feels different.

I actually--I see
Derrick Berry right now.

-Really?
-I was just gonna say

that I hope
you didn't take it as a read.

Like, I see Derrick,
and I don't see Britney.

Oh, thank you.

-It's really gorg to see.
-Thank you, thank you.

-Can I say something?
-Yeah.

Those who know me
coming into the competition

know that I had a lot to prove,

not only to myself,
but to the world.

I've had a rough past,
dark places.

I am still sticking to my word,

but I do owe Alexis
a very sincere apology,

knowing that I may have damaged
your character in any way

by telling Shea something that
maybe you told me in private.

Maybe you asked me just as,
like, in confidence.

I really don't remember
when I said--

what did you say I said?

It was very miscommunicated.

I am sincerely sorry that
I may have hurt you in any way

because you've been there
since Season 3.

Don't cry.

You could cry.
Emotion is good.

No, you got rhinestones.

You helped me a lot
in this competition.

Right. I don't know
if India's being real

or if she's apolo-lying.

But I accept it,

because when you come
to a competition like this,

it's gonna be shenanigans.

So everyone
has to move on in life.

I really want to just
keep you as my friend.

-Me, too.
-Not-- None of this drama.

This is some crazy drama.

But I do owe you that.

So please give me a hug,
because I love you.

Don't hit me with your titties.
They're freaky!

-Girl, you want the nipples.
-[laughs]

Guys, let this be known
that Mariah is crying again.

Girl, shut up!

Only because she's out of vodka.

Right!

She's, like, "I'm dry!"

Shea, Cracker, and Juju,

you guys need to change
for your lip sync.

-Yes!
-Have fun!

-Yes!
-Have fun.

Leave your hearts on the stage.

And let me borrow some money
after you win it.

Girl, Drag Race herstory
will be changed tonight.

Uh.

Because one of these girls
will enter the Hall of Fame.

We are all anxiously waiting.

Who you guys think
will finish on top?

We don't know yet,
but they're all--

they're all three
very different,

but very amazing queens.

So for me, if I'm going
to have to choose,

I may have to wait
until that final lip sync,

and then bring in
all the elements

from today's critiques,
et cetera,

and really make
my final decision.

Well, we need your decision now.

Exactly.

Are you excited?

I am.
It's very daunting.

Where the fuck
are my contact cases?

I'm gonna try to cut my tape.

-What tape, baby?
-Oh, my God.

I've had a headache
the whole time,

because my tape is so tight
around my head.

Oh, my God.

[laughs]

There we go.

I'm glad we got a good laugh.

Imagine how much hair
I cut out of my own head?

Oh, shit.

This is literally
Britney Spears 2007.

All right, I'm gonna do this.
Here we go.

[laughs]
I hate you so much.

Look at me.

I'm rooting for Jujubee,

not only because
she tried to save me,

but also because
she's charismatic, she's funny,

she's witty, she's beautiful,
she's glamour, she's camp,

she's everything that
I wanna see in a drag queen.

So I think that Jujubee
should win now that I'm gone.

Now that I'm gone,
it should be her.

Do you think that
all three will lip sync,

or do think somebody
will get cut and then two will--

That's what
I was just about to ask.

[gasps] I feel like maybe
the judges are deliberating,

and they're still confused,

and they need help
from the group.

Because this has been
a Ru-mocracy this entire time.

Oh, my God, I hope not.

Oh, I don't wanna
vote either.

-They better not.
-I don't wanna vote.

I really wouldn't
be able to pick anyone.

My tear ducts
have turned into raisins.

I can't. Nope.

What? [laughs]

My mind is a fishbowl

with nothing in it
but pebbles and vodka.

That's normal, Mariah.
So she's having a normal day.

[all laugh]

No matter who wins,

all those bitches are All Stars,
including us.

-Including us.
-Absolutely.

In my heart of hearts,
anyone can win this.

Any one of them bitches.

There's no weak link.

But even though I was one of
the bitches that voted for her,

and even though
she voted for me,

I'm rooting for Shea.

Because that's Shea Couleé.

Duh. [laughs]

I'm just going to serve
this lip sync in a fucking gown,

because I deserve
to have a moment

where I'm wearing a crown
in something crown-worthy.

Fair that, fair that,
fair that.

Shea better win this.

She better win all this.

And then hopefully,
like, gimme some gas money.

You know,
take a bitch out to eat.

-Girl, we are--
-I am so nervous.

I'm excited.

We are about to crown
the winner of All Stars 5.

-All Stars 5.
-And either way,

we're gonna be happy.

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, my gosh.

Any one of them win,

I'm calling to borrow money,
so let's go.

[laughs]

Do you hang tassels from these,
or what are these?

Stunts, girls. Stunts time.

We'll see if it works.
It worked last night.

It could be like pblblblbl.

You were just in the hotel,
just, oh, yeah!

I can tell these girls
really want this.

I don't know if they want it
as much as me,

but I could tell
they really, really want this.

But at the end of the night,
my money is on Cracker.

If she sparkles the way
I know Cracker sparkles,

Cracker has got this.

♪ It's the finale ♪

♪ Finale, ooh ♪

I just got these done.

Let's have our top three

come to the main stage
for the final lip sync.

Copy.

It comes down
to this one lip sync.

And as much as I love
these girls,

I wanna go home
with that crown tonight

and that scepter
and that $100.000.

Do you know what I could do
with that scepter?

I could stir so many pots
with that.

That would be the sickest
Christmas ornament.

I would top my tree with that.

I already lost the crown once,

and it was
a difficult journey for me

to pick myself back up
and come do this all over again.

Season 9 wasn't my time,

but this right now,
right here,

this is it, and I'm gonna
walk away with a crown.

Oh, my God,

everything I have been planning
and working for

in this competition is coming
down to me dressed like this.

Shea Couleé is in,
like, a Swarovski gown,

Jujubee's dressed
like a country star,

and I'm wearing
cardboard titties.

[laughs]

But, girl, this is it.

I have to kill it.

RuPaul: The time has come.

I'd like to see
all three of you

lip sync for the crown!

The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars is...

Shea Couleé.

You're a winner, baby!

[laughs]

We love you, Shea!

This feels like a win
on so many different levels.

This is for all the people
that believe in me.

The fans, the city of Chicago.

-Yes!
-Thank you.

Holy shit. Wow.

I feel like I made RuPaul
and my family proud.

And also to all the little
Black boys and girls out there

that go out in the world

and are told that
they're not beautiful enough,

that they're not valued.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you, baby.

I want to be a beacon of hope

and an example for them
that you are worthy.

Whew! Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God.
-Can you believe, y'all?

Girl! Seeing
somebody else win hurts.

But I came here to prove
that what I am is the thing,

and I did that.

I cannot wait
to be wig-free, lash-free.

This is actually
my last night in drag ever.

This was the whole point.

-Right.
-Stop.

I have gone above and beyond

what I thought
I could do this season.

When I came here,
I was hoping to hold on.

I didn't know
that I would thrive.

And you know what?

Losing against Shea Couleé,
who is an artist, not bad.

[groans]

So much to do,
so much to clean.

It's kind of crazy to be
packing everything up now,

because it seems like
just yesterday

we were all walking into this
werkroom for the first time.

And it's like now it's time
to return back to our lives.

I am a little sad,

but I made it through,

and I'm very proud of everything
that I've done here.

Yeah.

And I wore lots of fashions.

-Well...
-Hey.

[both laugh]

You can't laugh
about nobody's fashion.

-That's true.
-We both look like hot moms.

[laughs]

We do.

This is not a lie.

[sighs]

You know, I'm very proud
of my journey.

And I wish that crown
could be mine, but I'm happy.

Of course
I'm a little disappointed

because I wanted to win,

but I feel complete.

I feel like I belong here,

and the stage
has always been my home.

And I came here, and I showed
everybody the new me,

the person that
I've always wanted to be,

this good Juju.

You know what's really funny?

What?

I visualized this
on the first day.

I need to learn
some of your prayer methods,

because you spoke that
into existence, and I--

Didn't I tell you the first day?

Yeah, you did.

-The both of you, right?
-You did.

They don't call me "good Juju"
for nothing.

That is correct.

I couldn't be happier

spending this moment in my life
with the two of you.

-Oh!
-I feel the same way.

I can't imagine
a better group of gals.

This is the culmination
of a journey for me.

There are times
where I never imagined

that I would have been able
to make it back here,

make it all the way to the end,
and snatch this crown.

Oh, my God, you guys.

This experience
has really helped me

to heal a lot of just the pain

that I experienced
going through the first time.

Back to reality.

Back, back, back again.

But being back here

has just reignited my passion
and my drive

and reminded me
why I love this so much.

Don't put that on top of mine.

Oh, my God, all right.

Is there a button?

-Oh.
-Oh.

And it ended with $100.000.

Like, girl. [laughs]

It's time to go home, ladies.

I mean, do y'all have
direct deposit?

Because I could just give you
the routing number to my bank,

and we could just
take care of this right now.

-Let's go to bed, bitches.
-Play 'em out, piano cat.

That is wheels up
on the top three.

Copy.

Stage lights down.

That is a wrap on All Stars 5.

♪ I am American,
American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American,
American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American,
American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪