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You're that girl I knew you were.

You are a fucking shady bitch for doing that.

Life's not fair.

Well, I'll give you $10.000 if you let me stay.

Fuck my drag, right?

I'm coming for the crown.

RuPaul: This is All Stars Untucked,

an all-access pass to the competition

where legendary queens are back

to snatch a spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's a new game,

and all the queens have the power, officially.

Ru-veal yourself!

And, girl, if you're not watching All Stars Untucked,

you're only getting half the story.

RuPaul: Thank you for coming

to the Standup Comedy Smackdown.

Whoo!

Okay, that's a cut. Stage is clear.graphic

I'm done with my set, I feel great,

because I was under the most pressure in this challenge.

I'm supposedly a comedy queen,

so I had to deliver, and I feel like I did.

I'm just really upset with myself,

because I feel like I could have won this challenge,

but I bombed.

And now I feel like

I'm gonna have to save myself with this runway.

If I thought

that I felt pressure before in this competition,

oh, I feel the pressure now.

Queens are walking.

Re-po cameras to werkroom for de-drag.

Copy.

This is just-- We have to change.

Yeah.

Girl, Shea.

Look my stomach is, like, still in knots

because I, like, wrote,

like, two-thirds of that this morning.

Oh, I was watching you write it before your makeup.

Ooh.

But I love that puppet joke about me.

I was, like, where is she going with this?

Miz Cracker, she's a living, breathing puppet, you know?

She's got this big head and these tiny little feet,

and only becomes animated when you put your fist in her.

[all laugh]

Girl, whatever your instincts were, you did the right thing.

Oof.

Yeah, roasting Michelle in front of Michelle

is the hardest thing.

Yes.

Because I feel like she's gonna, like, hit me.

-Yeah! -You know what I mean?

There's, like, no reaction.

I think I've been a little harsh tonight,

but you know what?

This ain't RuPaul Best Friend Race.

Michelle already won that.

[all laugh]

She's just all like,

I'll catch you the parking lot after this, bitch.

Right. I'll meet you outside.

The signs say shit about Michelle.

I'm just really proud of all of us.

I mean, Cracker, I'm not really proud of you,

because you do this all the time anyways.

You fucking crushed that shit, bitch.

I guess I'm like Shea Couleé's music,

because nobody listens to me, do you know what I'm saying?

[all laugh]

That challenge was so difficult,

like, to read the crowd and everything.

Because, like, I felt so confident in my set

-before I went up there. -Yeah.

And, like, I just feel like

it didn't go the way I wanted it to.

I feel bad for Blair, because Jane Krakowski and Ross

told her she was a shoo-in for the win.

Ross Mathews is so gay,

the only thing higher than his voice is his estrogen level.

-Aah, this is good! -Thanks!

I had so much fun. They were cackling.

So I think you should watch out, girl.

Even though all of us are competitors,

Blair and I are friends,

and there's part of me

that wanted to see her do a great show.

I almost feel, like, a little frustrated,

because, like, I felt like I was guided

with my, like, talk with Ross and Jane.

They were like, "Oh, we love these roasty things.

Like, it's really funny coming from you."

And then they just kind of were, like--

the judges were not kind of, like,

loving their being roasted.

And I was like, y'all told me that these were good!

I mean, the jokes were good on paper,

but Blair was not delivering.

On one joke, her punch line was on the other page.

She literally set the joke up,

and then there was, like, this awkward pause

where she's, like, ch-ch-ch,

punch line.

Well, one of my problems is that I had nails on.

I had that paper.

Uh-huh.

And I was, like, okay, wear a, like, smaller nail

to make sure that that doesn't become a problem.

But my nails got in the way.

We'll change your drag name to Paige Turner.

No, I know her.

I know, like, three of 'em.

[chuckles]

You know what? I'm happy with what I did.

And I also think that this is not the last time

that I'm gonna do, like, comedy.

Because that was exciting.

It was exciting.

And of course if I ever do a set like this,

I'm gonna memorize it.

Mm-hmm.

I'm really proud of myself. Not gonna lie.

I think I was strong in my own right,

but I felt, like, a little stronger in rehearsal.

A lot stronger in rehearsal.

You should be very proud of yourself.

I am.

This could be my last challenge, and it's scary.

But I have to push through.

I wanna make it to the top three so badly.

I'm determined.end act

How are you ladies feeling about this runway?

I'm really excited.

What are you wearing, Cracker?

I'm wearing this outfit

that doctors used to wear in the 13th century.

And then it tears away into, like, Death herself.

Oh, so she's doing a Ru-veal.

Yep.

I was in such a dark place when I came here.

I was, like, I'm just gonna come as Death.

I've had so much happen to me this year.

I have sat by my partner's bed while he was in the hospital.

I have watched my mother go blind.

A flood ruined all of my childhood possessions

in my apartment.

The fact that I'm in the top four

proves that no matter how beat-up I feel,

I know I can push through.

10 minutes.

Yo, I'm a freak.

Shut up! Juju!

Y'all challenged me, didn't you?

You look impeccable.

I know my look is bomb-biggety, all right?

My look is killer.

I am a freak.

How about that? You like that?

Do you like my freak?

Because I like my freak,

and I'm so happy we got to wear this.

Because if we didn't, I would wear it

to the supermarket

and shop for canned beans.

How about this?

[imitating Valentina] I'd like to keep it on please.

Shut up!

[laughs]

Walking!

Lip sync assassin is on-site.

Copy that. Standing by to receive.

Hi, honey.

They call me the lip sync assassin

'cause I can entertain.

I can drag.

Couldn't get rid of a girl that fast.

Get ready!

Bye.

Glad to be back,

even if it is for a little second or two.

[laughs]

My track record lip syncing, I never lost one.

So fuck my drag, right?

[laughs]

And I really believe I didn't lose All Stars 3.

I won on the inside.

Like, I truly won myself.

You know, but I lost that one.

[laughs]

Yeah, so I think I'll finish this wig.

And the bad, sad part about it is I probably ain't--

I'm not even gonna wear it, probably.

I just don't know what I'm gonna do,

so I'm just trying to get things ready

so I can start painting

and listen to this music some more. [laughs]

So...get out.

[laughs]

Yes.

RuPaul: Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Miz Cracker, con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star of the week.

Now, ladies, if you're not the top All Star,

you're in the bottom.

Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.end act / graphic

I kept drinking water, because, like,

I keep getting black lipstick all over my teeth.

I'm sure that my teeth were, like, covered during my critiques.

Oh, this is the hardest challenge.

You know what I would have differently for myself

was to be off-book.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

How did you feel about what they said about your set?

I really enjoyed what Ross and Jane had to say.

Your POV right now

is working out that loss against Sasha Velour.

By opening up your heart and your vulnerability,

we were able to laugh with you,

and it was really beautiful to see.

Their critiques and compliments were really encouraging,

and I'm really grateful for that.

Because, you know,

comedy is something that I'm not comfortable with.

I didn't disagree with what they said.

But, like, I wanna go back up there right now

and show you that I can do it.

You know, it's like-- it's like--

Right, put your notepad down and go up there and do it.

I was like, well, I'm right here on the stage for you.

I was, like, can I start over?

I'm proud of the fact that I did it,

but I'm also, like, angry, because I know I can do better.

Yeah.

You know? And it's kind of like, damn,

because it's like, ugh, I wanted this to win so bad.

Like, I wanted this win.

I tell myself every day I'm going to win, exclamation point.

Now, was this week the strongest for me? No.

I hit a little bit of a rocky moment.

But if I don't go home,

I promise I'll come back with a vengeance next week.

Wait. Who's gonna be the lip sync assassin?

[gasps] I hope it's Tammie Brown.

-Pandora Box. -Oh, girl.

-Wait, did you say Tammie Brown? -Yes.

I would truly like that.

I would actually love that so much.

I don't know how I'm gonna lip sync in this song.

The lip sync is Reba McEntire's Fancy.

It has 29.000 words.

We are giving it to Jesus.

They were like, "Cracker won."

And I was just all like, oh, fuck, I'm the bottom.

And then I was just all like

well, at least I don't have to do that lip sync.

-I hate your stupid ass. -[laughs]

That's a five-minute warning on voting.

I'm just gonna take a breather real quick.

You guys have anything else you wanna say

before we have to go vote?

I just wanna say I love you guys.

Me, too.

[sighs] I am not gonna pick my lipstick.

I won't pick mine, either.

And I don't expect you to, and you're not gonna pick yours.

Y'all, we all agree

that we wouldn't be eliminating ourselves.

-Mm-mm. -This is really hard.

-This is really hard. -It's really hard.

And I don't feel safe.

-Mm-mm. -No.

-Because we're not. -We're not.

I know!

This can't be the end.

Sitting here next to Blair, I can feel her energy,

and I can feel this huge desire to stay.

I know how hard I've worked to get here,

and I know how hard Blair has.

So to think about voting for her is really painful.

This is hard for all of us.

I just had to pick somebody,

and it wasn't gonna be me, you know?

[sniffles]

And I was just kind of like, fuck,

Anybody I pick is gonna be--

Devastated.

Yeah, and I'm devastated that I even had to pick it.

Thank you.

And I just, like--

I saw Blair walk out,

and she was just as devastated as we are.

And I'm just, like, I wanted to give her a hug,

but I couldn't because you know what I did.

Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do,

hug the girl that I just, like... [sniffles]

-You know what I mean? -Yeah.

Like, that's so fucking shady.

And we all want it so badly,

and it's like I know exactly what she feels

when she's sitting there explaining to me, like,

this is--like, "I want more, I can't stop."

And I get it, because I'm sitting right there

and you're sitting right there saying the same fucking thing.

So what am I supposed to do?

And now I'm just wondering who Cracker picked.

Because you don't-- you can't tell.

You don't know.

All right.

Love you.

I love you, too, baby.

I love you.

All right, let's get the top All Star on deck.

Lip sync assassin to the main stage.

Copy.

Coming in today as a lip sync assassin,

I feel like a veteran, honey.

I feel like a boss bitch.

You know, like I'm the one to beat. [laughs]

And it's not tooting my own horn.

It's just my track record speaks for itself,

and everybody knows what I can do on the stage.

It is time to lip sync for my legacy.

Girl, all the words in the English language

are in this song,

but I am not gonna let that take me down.

Because I let go of $10.000 last week,

and I'm about to pick it back up again.

I'm determined.

I put a little spit on my shoes.

I'm, like, we about to do this.end act

RuPaul: The time has come...

to lip sync...

for your legacy!

Miz Cracker, you're a winner, baby.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

The lipstick I chose belongs to Blair.

[sniffles]

[cries]

Blair St. Clair,

you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

And just like that...

it all comes to an end.

It's so hard...

to almost make it into the top three.

I just don't want this to end.

Hello, darling.

Hi.

How are you, sweetheart?

I know this was emotional.

Are you okay?

I'm really devastated, just in general,

but I'm really proud of myself.

Like, I'm an All Star, and I showed that I'm an All Star.

[sighs] It just really sucks,

like, with how much, like, I love and breathe this.

And I pushed myself,

but, like, almost to the extent of, like, too hard,

and then I freaked myself out a little bit.

Sometimes your number's just up.

Yeah.

That doesn't take anything away from you.

You have come so far.

Yeah.

From where you went in your season

to where you landed on this season...

-It's amazing. -That is no small feat, honey.

No.

You went to top four.

Yeah, which is really amazing.

That's huge.

I'm so proud of all the work you've done, honestly.

Thank you. I'm proud of me, too.

Good. Remember that.

I will, I will, I promise.

-Thank you. -Thank you so much, Michelle.

-Bye, baby. -Bye.

Oh. [sighs]

Well, I'm not a winner, winner, chicken dinner.

It just really sucks

to be so close to something you want so bad.

I didn't get to be this close on my season,

and I put so much work into it

to get this close on an All Stars season.

But, like, this time, I don't feel like a failure.

I just...

I just wanted to walk that runway one last time.

It's really...

It's just really hard.

Oh, that feels much better.

Better to be a boy again.

Hi, Blair.

I know if you're seeing this you're a little disappointed.

You've been eliminated.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

But don't let that get you down.

First of all, it must mean

it's one heck of a show,

that they've already eliminated you.

So congratulations to the other queens who are going forward.

You were eliminated mid-season Season 10,

and look at all the things

you have gone forward and accomplished.

You will do great things.

They eliminated you first time around.

They didn't know the depth of your talent,

your beauty, your kindness, your compassion.

Eliminated you second time, All Stars,

oh, well, shame on them.

Time to move forward.

We're so proud of you.

Your family loves you,

the whole world loves you.

So embrace the love today from all over the world

and know how proud we are of you

and can't wait to see you.

That's just such a Mama St. Clair thing to say,

of, like, don't forget

about all the people in the world who love you.

That's so sweet.

Mm.

Somehow, even though I didn't win this time around

and it really hurts...

I'm gonna be okay.

I may be down right now, but I'm certainly not out.

Last time, I left feeling empty inside.

[sighs]

But this time, I feel full.

Don't forget me, werkroom.

And always let me be your star.

[laughs]

I've grown in this competition

more than I even thought I was going to.

I mean, I have conquered Snatch Game.

I've pushed myself through improv challenges.

I'm leaving this competition as an even stronger person,

even more dedicated,

and I'm ready to go take on the world.

[sighs] Well, I do declare,

this is not the last of Blair St. Clair.

[laughs]

That is wheels up on Blair St. Clair.

Copy.

Stage lights down.

Okay, that's a wrap.graphic

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