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You know, some people might say
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The grand canyon or big sur but...
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i think some of the finest vistas
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To be found anywhere in these united states
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Are right here in pittsburgh.
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Looks pretty barren to me.
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Oh come on. There's got to be someone
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In this vast panorama of sweaty bodies
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You're just dying to have reject you.
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It's not them. It's me.
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It's too soon. I'm still in mourning.
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Well it's time to take off the widow's weeds.
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After all, even jackie managed to get up off all fours,
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Marry some rich old man and go shopping again.
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At least try.
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Him.
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Who?
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Over there. The, uh, red and blue shirt,
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Black hair, big button eyes,
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Cute little turned-Up nose.
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Oh, he's adorable.
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He's hot.
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He's, uh...
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michael!
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Michael. Oh my god.
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Hey. Michael!
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Hey! Michael-L-L.
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Michael.
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It's you. I can't believe it.
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I figured i'd find you here.
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How'd you guess? Well, it was either this
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Or midnight mass. Oh, well... so, yeah.
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Why didn't you tell us you were coming?
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It was a spur of the moment thing.
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I, uh... david took hank camping...
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and so you figured you'd do a little camping of your own.
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Oh-Ho, man.
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Oh, it's... oh, look at you.
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You look adorable.
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And hot!
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Doesn't he look hot, ted?
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Let's have a drink.
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Oh, yeah. Come on.
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So how long are you in town for?
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Just long enough to see you guys and...
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and my mom and my uncle vic...
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Brian. Brian. Yeah.
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Oh, there's no point in looking for him, sweetie,
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He's not here.
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No, of course not, not after what happened.
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He's in the back room.
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Oh, hey, todd, how's it going?
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Hey. Fine.
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Hey, mikey.
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Is that all you have to say?
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N-No. Cover your teeth.
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I've been e-Mailing you and leaving you messages
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Practically every day for the last month
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And you never answered.
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Busy, busy. What?
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Up to your old tricks?
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Never old ones,
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And never the same ones twice.
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Okay, guys, you can take a break.
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Well, i'm glad you're okay.
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Oh, not just okay. I'm...
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i'm fabulous.
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In fact, i'm the most fabulous fag in pittsburgh...
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that is if it's possible to be fabulous in pittsburgh.
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Does anybody have any "e"?
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Mm-Hmm. Here you go.
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Try it. Here.
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Go on, take it.
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So who told you i was here, rosencranz or guildenstern?
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I think i could have figured it out on my own.
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Oh shit! I've been trying to nail that fucker all night.
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When am i going to see you?
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I wouldn't take it personally, sweetie.
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He's cut himself off from everyone.
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Everyone, that is, except for every slut in pittsburgh
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With a smooth ass or a nineinch cock.
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So in other words, despite what happened,
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It's business as usual for mr. Kinney.
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But hey, when your boy-Toy gets broken,
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You get another toy. Right?
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Well, here we are. Home, sweet dump.
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It is so great to be back.
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Ah, i wouldn't go that far.
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After those photos you e-Mailed us of your new place.
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Well, i may not have a pool and an atrium,
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But i've got a stopped-Up sink
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And a halfdead rubber tree plant.
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He's trying to grow his own condoms.
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Oh, baby, you must be so happy.
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Yeah. Hank and david are getting very close now and...
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and, uh, we get to do all these cool things together.
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We get to go bicycling in forest park,
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And we get to go to cannon beach,
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And, uh, we've made some really great new friends.
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It's really... you have... friends?
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Well, that's, uh... that's nice.
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Oh, stop it. You know nobody could replace you guys.
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Hmmm? Uh, yeah, well, i'm afraid
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I'm going to have to replace you.
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What?
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If i don't find a new roommate soon,
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I'm going to be forced to move into the home for indigent homos.
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Well, have you been looking?
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I'm here about the room.
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I'm here about the room.
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I'm here...
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oh, yeah!
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Whoo!
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High and low.
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Only no one, uh... measures up.
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Maybe you need to rethink the interview process.
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Right now we have a guest.
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Welcome home, baby.
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Mmmm.
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Crummy night?
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Hell, what's a little rain?
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How about some hot tea?
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Or i could, uh, fix you up some of that, uh, soup in a cup,
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Although it's got enough sodium to stiff a horse.
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Oh, by the way, miguel, you know, uh,
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The one who's here tuesdays and thursdays,
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He was tossing the ball with him today.
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Yeah, said his hand was improving.
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But he still has these outbursts when he gets frustrated.
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Well, there must be something that you can give him.
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Oh, drugs can't fix everything.
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Where did you hear that?
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If you ask me...
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what would help him the most
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Is if he knew that you came here every...
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no!
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Uh-Uh-Uh-Um.
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Uh, no.
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Who made up the fucking rule that you can't smoke in a hospital?
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Come and give your mother a hug.
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Promise to let me go this time?
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Eagle scout's honour.
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And they're all fags, you know.
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My baby!
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Christ!
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You're a fucking skeleton.
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What the hell have you been eating
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Out there? Nuts and berries?
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I can see i'm going to have to fatten you up.
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I'm going to get you the butch bottom special, huh?
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Stack-O-Jacks. Jacks.
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Double sausage and eggs,
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A big slice of cherry pie a la mode.
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Right. Double b-S for my kid.
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Are you trying to fatten me up or give me a stroke?
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What's all this?
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Chris hobbs' sentencing is next week.
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The judge is a real asshole.
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Yeah, we're calling everybody we can.
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P-Flagers, acluers.
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We're going to pack that courtroom.
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Make sure he knows we're holding him accountable.
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Justin's very lucky to have you looking after him.
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Well, that's more than i can say about your fucking friend.
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He hasn't been to see him once.
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Every time we visit justin,
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All he ever asks is, "where's brian?"
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Getting his dick sucked, that's where's brian.
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I'm not sticking up for him.
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But maybe it's like those vietnam vets
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Who witnessed all those atrocities.
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It's just too painful for him to face.
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What? Seeing a poor, hurt kid?
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You weren't there that night. You didn't see brian...
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in shock, with all that blood all over him.
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It's like he had the shit beat out of him too.
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If you ask me, he's still an asshole.
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Okay, i guess it's time to get to the beauty parlour.
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Yeah, get our hair done.
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Get our manicures. Pick up our dresses.
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Be ready when our dates arrive.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did something happen while i was gone that i should know about?
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Don't worry, michael. We're still lesbians.
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Oh, whoo!
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It's my sister's wedding.
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And the less said, the better.
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Right. Yeah.
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Here, bone-Butt.
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Start on these.
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Oh, mmm-Wah.
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Coffee.
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Coffee.
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Does he always push himself this hard?
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Even when he was a kid,
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He was s... so determined to ride his two-Wheeler.
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He fell a hundred times.
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His knees were a bloody mess, but...
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he kept at it till he learned how to stay up.
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He hasn't changed.
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If he wants something, he won't stop till he gets it.
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Well, whatever it is now
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That's making him want to stay on top,
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It's paid off.
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I'm sending him home.
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That's wonderful.
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Fuck! Shit!
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Are you sure he's ready?
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I want to see him here three times a week
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For the next month for outpatient therapy.
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And call me if there's a problem.
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I can't believe it's saturday night.
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I'm dressed for a fucking funeral.
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Close to it. Hetero wedding.
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Can't you two give up babylon for one night?
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I did, and look. I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
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Oh. Well, it's too bad you're not straight. You could...
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really score big time.
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It's hard to believe
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But in this parallel universe, you're actually hot.
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Woo-Hoo, lucky me.
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Pink champagne. Yeah.
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Um, yeah, that's too nelly even for me.
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Not bad...
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for a douche.
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Look, i'm sorry
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To make you pretend to be our dates but...
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lynnette insisted mel and i not draw attention to ourselves.
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What did she think we were going to do?
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Perform cunnilingus on top of the wedding cake?
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I promised we'd follow wedding etiquette.
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Yeah, well i've read "miss manners" cover to cover,
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And nowhere does it state that one must subjugate one's sexuality
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Even... at the bride's request.
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Wow, is he hot! Come back here.
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What's her position on fucking ushers?
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Perfectly acceptable.
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Preferably not during the ceremony.
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There she is. Ah, daddy.
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Ah, there's my girl.
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We've been looking for you.
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Hello, melanie.
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Mr. And mrs. Petersen.
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This is ted, emmett.
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How do you do?
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We're their beards.
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You, uh, ready for "here comes the bride"?
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Again. Oh, ron, stop.
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Well, don't tell me, nancy, tell lynnette.
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Uh, three weddings in five years is...
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this is the last one i'm paying for.
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That's what you said the last time.
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Mr. Petersen.
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Oh... oh, there's our cue.
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Shall we take our positions?
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I left you four messages.
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I told you, busy, busy.
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Want some dinner?
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This is dinner?
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It's just the essential elements of a healthy diet;
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Salt, saturated fat,
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Alcohol.
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I'm never eating again.
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00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:08,348
My mom practically force-Fed me
266
00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:09,848
The entire liberty diner menu.
267
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:11,283
Well, who told you to eat it?
268
00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:12,718
Well, what was i supposed to do?
269
00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:15,137
Say no.
270
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,138
You know it makes her happy.
271
00:13:16,638 --> 00:13:17,605
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen,
272
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Proof positive
273
00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:20,091
That making other people happy
274
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Can cause nausea,
275
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,045
Severe cramps, even diarrhea.
276
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:32,552
Got any tums?
277
00:13:32,552 --> 00:13:34,553
You know what tums is spelled backwards?
278
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:39,558
Smut! Smut!
279
00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:41,559
Why the fuck are you here? I told you,
280
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,561
I left you a bunch of messages, and you never called me back.
281
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,064
I-I mean, out of all the holiday destinations you could have chosen...
282
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:50,033
ibiza, puerta vallarta, six flags over fucking tulsa,
283
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:53,537
Why the pitts? I missed it. It's my home.
284
00:13:53,537 --> 00:13:55,539
Not any more it's not. You're just a visitor here now.
285
00:13:55,539 --> 00:14:00,543
Just a sightseer of your former life.
286
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:03,546
So now that you've seen your mom and the boys and me,
287
00:14:03,546 --> 00:14:05,997
Who's next on the tour?
288
00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:09,451
I thought i'd go see justin.
289
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,952
How's he doing? How should i know?
290
00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,454
Well, you would if you went to see him.
291
00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:14,955
How about you coming with me? What for?
292
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,924
It might make him happy.
293
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,375
I just told you, making other people happy
294
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,876
Can be hazardous to your health.
295
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:21,377
So can making yourself miserable.
296
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:26,882
Look, save the worried wife routine for the doc...
297
00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:28,884
and, uh, come with me to woody's.
298
00:14:28,884 --> 00:14:30,385
I don't want to...
299
00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:31,887
I don't want to go to woody's. Come on.
300
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:34,889
It's part of the tour.
301
00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:37,892
On your left, a nostalgic recreation of your misspent youth.
302
00:14:37,892 --> 00:14:40,895
You'll love it. Uh...
303
00:14:40,895 --> 00:14:44,898
yeah, sure.
304
00:14:44,898 --> 00:15:21,296
I stink. I need a shower.
305
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,797
What do you know about justin's condition?
306
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,800
What is your relationship to justin?
307
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,786
Is he all right? Have you seen him?
308
00:15:27,786 --> 00:15:29,787
Ow, shit!
309
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,288
Mrs. Taylor, is justin all right?
310
00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:33,290
Will you be going to the sentencing?
311
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,709
Jesus christ, what was that?
312
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,710
They were waiting for us when we got home.
313
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,712
Someone from the hospital must have told them
314
00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:42,215
Justin was being released.
315
00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:44,217
What happened to you?
316
00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:47,219
What? Oh, jesus.
317
00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:49,221
Some asshole out there bumped into me
318
00:15:49,221 --> 00:15:51,223
And made me spill my marinara all over myself.
319
00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:53,724
It's supposed to go on the angel hair, not you.
320
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,227
Oh. Wait till you see all the supporters
321
00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:58,229
We have got coming to the courtroom.
322
00:15:58,229 --> 00:16:01,231
Uh, debbie, i... just brought justin home.
323
00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:04,684
I can't subject him to all that.
324
00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:08,687
Oh, sure. I understand.
325
00:16:08,687 --> 00:16:10,689
Whoa! You shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
326
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,691
It's... it wasn't any trouble.
327
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,693
She cooked it.
328
00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:16,194
I made justin's favourite,
329
00:16:16,194 --> 00:16:18,196
Chicken parmigiana. Well,
330
00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:20,698
I'm sure he's going to love it, if i can just get him to eat.
331
00:16:20,698 --> 00:16:22,200
Of course he'll eat.
332
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,586
Of course i'll eat.
333
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:30,457
Sunshine!
334
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,458
Sweetheart, i thought you were taking a nap.
335
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,459
Everything all right?
336
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,928
I'm fine.
337
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:36,929
Don't i look it?
338
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,414
Good as new.
339
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,914
Ah, better.
340
00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:43,802
Huh. You have no idea.
341
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,303
You know, i have prayed...
342
00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:47,287
oh, for this moment,
343
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:51,275
To see you standing there...
344
00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:56,129
to know that you're all right.
345
00:16:56,129 --> 00:16:58,631
Shit! Huh.
346
00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:01,567
You come and give me a kiss, honey.
347
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,986
Oh!
348
00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:06,488
What's wrong? Uh, sweetheart.
349
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:08,440
Honey, it's just...
350
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,425
Marinara sauce. It's okay.
351
00:17:11,425 --> 00:17:15,346
I'm sorry.
352
00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:19,782
So, why don't we all sit down and eat?
353
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:21,784
Yeah, i-I'll nuke up, uh, the rest of the sauce,
354
00:17:21,784 --> 00:17:23,236
What's left of it.
355
00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:25,237
And i'll wash the baby field greens,
356
00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:27,739
Otherwise known as weeds.
357
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:29,224
Honey, why don't you just run upstairs
358
00:17:29,224 --> 00:17:31,176
And get cleaned up?
359
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:38,182
Okay.
360
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,117
"Honey." "Sweetie." "Sunshine."
361
00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:43,620
Just 'cause chris hobbs fucking bashes me in the head,
362
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,622
Suddenly everybody wants to infantalize me.
363
00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:48,124
You could have died, you know.
364
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:50,075
I was there. They're going to freak
365
00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:52,077
When they find out you're gone.
366
00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:54,580
I left a note.
367
00:17:55,030 --> 00:18:02,520
"Back soon. Love and kisses."
368
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,481
Will you be okay?
369
00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:24,489
I don't know. But i have to find him.
370
00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:25,490
Thank you.
371
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,554
Hey, are you all right?
372
00:19:01,054 --> 00:19:10,796
Ah! Don't touch me.
373
00:19:14,232 --> 00:19:15,733
Ah. So.
374
00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:18,703
How are the boys of portland?
375
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:20,688
I bet with all that... rain,
376
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:23,690
They all have perfect peaches and cream cheeks.
377
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:30,079
I... haven't had a chance to do a butt-Check.
378
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,898
Besides, david and i have better ways of spending our evenings.
379
00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:35,401
Like what? We cook and we read
380
00:19:35,401 --> 00:19:36,901
And we listen to music.
381
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:38,403
And... check each other's pulses
382
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,905
To make sure you're still alive?
383
00:19:40,905 --> 00:19:44,358
You know, if it was me, i'd be out every night...
384
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:46,310
Topping the tall timber. Yeah,
385
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,295
That's why they have environmental protection laws.
386
00:19:52,298 --> 00:19:54,300
But, mikey,
387
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,786
Tell me. I need to know.
388
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:58,788
Does a lumberjack off?
389
00:20:03,725 --> 00:20:07,728
What the fuck is going on?
390
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,730
Nothing-The-Fuck is going on.
391
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,699
You're a fucking, fall-Down mess.
392
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:13,134
I'm beautiful.
393
00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:14,635
I'll always be beautiful, you said that yourself.
394
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:17,053
You want some?
395
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,555
You've cut yourself off from everyone
396
00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:19,522
Including me.
397
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,474
You're drinking...
398
00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:24,426
christ, like i've never seen you before.
399
00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,929
Oh, well.
400
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:28,430
Maybe you need to talk to someone.
401
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,865
What are you? My goddamn mother?
402
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:33,368
You go back where you belong, and...
403
00:20:33,368 --> 00:20:36,371
read and cook and listen to muzak with david,
404
00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:40,874
And i'll be all right.
405
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:46,196
Why haven't you gone to see justin?
406
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,647
Because...
407
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,148
there's nothing i can do for him.
408
00:21:06,547 --> 00:21:09,049
Get away from me.
409
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,550
Hey, they send that guy to jail?
410
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:11,551
Hey, are you all right? Don't touch me.
411
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:13,036
Give him some room.
412
00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:33,653
Justin, it's me, michael.
413
00:21:33,653 --> 00:21:37,157
Well, are you just going to fucking stand there?
414
00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:47,616
The first marriage she was registered at tiffany's.
415
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,118
The second, pottery barn.
416
00:21:50,118 --> 00:21:52,620
The third, the big q.
417
00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:55,623
Pathetic, isn't it?
418
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:59,626
Straight people and their silly little rituals.
419
00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:01,128
Oh, come on, mel, you know if it was legal
420
00:22:01,128 --> 00:22:03,130
For you and lindsay to get married, you would.
421
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,630
Well, we can't, so what's the point?
422
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:06,632
The bride requests no smoking.
423
00:22:06,632 --> 00:22:10,136
Oh, uh, fuck the bride.
424
00:22:10,136 --> 00:22:11,137
Hello, melanie.
425
00:22:11,636 --> 00:22:14,556
Lynnette. It's a beautiful wedding.
426
00:22:14,556 --> 00:22:16,057
Just like they've all been.
427
00:22:16,558 --> 00:22:17,542
Thank you.
428
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:19,043
The chicken was delicious.
429
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:20,010
It was a capon.
430
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:25,516
Well, it tasted like chicken.
431
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:26,966
I was just saying, i...
432
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:28,968
i bet you're really looking forward to that honeymoon.
433
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,970
Well, where are you off to this time?
434
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:31,971
Borneo.
435
00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:33,406
Borneo. Ah.
436
00:22:33,406 --> 00:22:36,341
Don't they have a lot of pigs there?
437
00:22:36,808 --> 00:22:38,260
Well!
438
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,761
I'm having a much better time than i thought.
439
00:22:39,761 --> 00:22:41,763
Well...
440
00:22:41,763 --> 00:22:43,214
time to cut the cake.
441
00:22:43,214 --> 00:22:45,216
And you...
442
00:22:45,216 --> 00:22:47,184
you promised to toast the happy couple.
443
00:22:47,184 --> 00:22:49,670
Right. I did.
444
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,171
But before you do,
445
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,672
I just want to thank you.
446
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,175
For toasting my own sister at her wedding?
447
00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:57,677
No, i mean, uh,
448
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,679
For not... embarrassing me.
449
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,182
You know, not that i have anything against melanie,
450
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,683
And you know i adore gus, but...
451
00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:08,186
considering it is my wedding...
452
00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,688
third wedding.
453
00:23:10,688 --> 00:23:13,191
After all, it's just... didn't see any reason
454
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,192
For people to be subjected to...
455
00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:27,203
an undignified display of my private life.
456
00:23:28,654 --> 00:23:30,104
Excuse me,
457
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:33,608
Everyone. I'm lindsay, lynnette's sister,
458
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:36,578
And i'd like to congratulate her and her husband
459
00:23:37,077 --> 00:23:39,530
On this special occasion.
460
00:23:46,953 --> 00:23:50,957
To stand in front of your family and friends...
461
00:23:50,957 --> 00:23:53,458
and to declare your love and commitment
462
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,960
In the eyes of god and... the law
463
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,462
Is a privilege...
464
00:23:57,462 --> 00:23:59,897
not to be taken lightly.
465
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,867
I know, because i've shared a commitment with my partner
466
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:05,319
For six wonderful years,
467
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:09,239
Even though we're not married.
468
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:13,193
And that's because we're not allowed to be.
469
00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:14,694
But that shouldn't stop two people
470
00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:16,178
From doing what they truly want,
471
00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:18,564
Should it?
472
00:24:18,564 --> 00:24:20,999
So i'd like to ask my beloved,
473
00:24:20,999 --> 00:24:25,786
Melanie...
474
00:24:25,786 --> 00:24:30,224
will you marry me?
475
00:24:30,224 --> 00:24:31,224
Oh!
476
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,501
The doctor said if chris hobbs had hit me
477
00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:45,004
A fraction of an inch this way,
478
00:24:45,504 --> 00:24:46,504
Or that way,
479
00:24:46,504 --> 00:24:47,972
Or at a different angle,
480
00:24:48,473 --> 00:24:49,474
Or even a little bit harder,
481
00:24:49,474 --> 00:24:51,476
I'd be a complete vegetable,
482
00:24:51,476 --> 00:24:52,977
Or dead.
483
00:24:52,977 --> 00:24:56,430
As it is, he only damaged the cerebral motor strip.
484
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,916
Is that where they dragrace through your brain?
485
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:02,418
No. It's the part of the cerebral cortex that controls motor skills.
486
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,921
I know what it is. I attended the eighth grade.
487
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,373
They had to drill through my skull to release all the blood.
488
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,808
Cool.
489
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,310
They say i may never draw again.
490
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:14,312
Yeah, well, they're always telling people
491
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,248
They'll never walk again or...
492
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,748
draw again or...
493
00:25:18,249 --> 00:25:19,750
piss again, so that when you finally do,
494
00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:21,252
You'll think they're geniuses
495
00:25:21,252 --> 00:25:26,723
And they can charge you whatever the fuck they want.
496
00:25:29,225 --> 00:25:34,596
Why didn't you come and see me?
497
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:37,950
What for?
498
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,952
Considering that i was in a coma for two weeks,
499
00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:41,953
And rehab for a month,
500
00:25:41,953 --> 00:25:46,958
Trying to re-Learn how to throw a fucking whiffle ball.
501
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,459
You know, if you want to regain the agility and the strength in your hand,
502
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,445
I suggest jerking off several times a day.
503
00:25:52,445 --> 00:25:54,447
It works like magic.
504
00:25:54,447 --> 00:25:56,448
You should have at least called to see if i was still alive.
505
00:25:56,448 --> 00:26:00,886
I'm sure i would have heard if you weren't.
506
00:26:00,886 --> 00:26:03,389
Besides, i'm not your occupational therapist.
507
00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:05,890
I'm not your trauma specialist. I'm not even your goddamned mother
508
00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:16,300
Sitting there holding your hand. I mean, there's nothing i could have done for you.
509
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:22,271
I still don't remember anything.
510
00:26:22,271 --> 00:26:24,223
Last thing i do remember is you telling me
511
00:26:24,223 --> 00:26:28,710
That you wouldn't come to my prom.
512
00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:31,646
But they said that you showed up after all.
513
00:26:31,646 --> 00:26:33,648
And that we danced together.
514
00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:37,101
And that it was amazing.
515
00:26:37,101 --> 00:26:42,056
Daphne said that we were amazing.
516
00:26:42,056 --> 00:26:45,975
We were all right.
517
00:26:45,975 --> 00:26:50,479
Shit!
518
00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:53,932
I wish i could remember that.
519
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:55,434
And then...
520
00:26:55,434 --> 00:26:57,436
i walked with you...
521
00:26:57,436 --> 00:26:59,887
back out to your jeep.
522
00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:02,840
And that's when chris hobbs came out with the baseball bat...
523
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,275
i thought you said you couldn't remember anything.
524
00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:06,209
I can't.
525
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,694
This is just stuff that...
526
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,195
other people have told me.
527
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,131
It's like...
528
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:15,134
a story that happened to somebody else.
529
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:25,643
Yeah, well, i can remember. I can remember everything.
530
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:29,613
I saw him.
531
00:27:29,613 --> 00:27:38,354
He was coming after you with the bat.
532
00:27:38,354 --> 00:27:40,356
But he was moving too fast, and you were too far away.
533
00:27:40,356 --> 00:27:46,728
Justin!
534
00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:49,698
I ran.
535
00:27:49,698 --> 00:27:55,202
But there was no time to stop it.
536
00:27:55,202 --> 00:28:00,106
And then he swung.
537
00:28:00,106 --> 00:28:04,060
And it was too late.
538
00:28:04,494 --> 00:28:13,852
There was nothing i could do.
539
00:28:13,852 --> 00:28:17,354
And then you just lay there on the cold cement.
540
00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:18,355
No, no, no, no, no, no,
541
00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:20,808
No. Oh...
542
00:28:20,808 --> 00:28:24,310
god!
543
00:28:24,811 --> 00:28:41,659
It wasn't your fault.
544
00:28:41,659 --> 00:29:06,498
Hmm. It wasn't your fault.
545
00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:09,000
Oh, god, that old biddy
546
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,001
Who wrestled me for this thing,
547
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,470
She had one hell of a grip.
548
00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:17,974
Mmmm. Try this.
549
00:29:17,974 --> 00:29:20,977
Mmmm-Hm-Hm.
550
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,412
Let me give a piece of this to my roommate,
551
00:29:23,412 --> 00:29:25,413
Even though he's... happily married, you know.
552
00:29:25,413 --> 00:29:27,415
You know, they say if you put a piece of wedding cake
553
00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:29,918
Under your pillow, you'll get, uh,
554
00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:31,920
You'll get icing all over your pillowcase.
555
00:29:33,337 --> 00:29:34,839
All right, now why don't you, uh,
556
00:29:35,339 --> 00:29:37,341
Show yourself right into my bedroom,
557
00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:39,343
Through there. Okay.
558
00:29:39,343 --> 00:29:47,801
I'll be with you in one minute.
559
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,211
Thanks.
560
00:30:00,211 --> 00:30:02,713
For what?
561
00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:06,716
The ride. Saving me.
562
00:30:06,716 --> 00:30:09,719
I didn't save you.
563
00:30:09,719 --> 00:30:14,156
I meant tonight.
564
00:30:14,156 --> 00:30:18,060
So... will i see you again?
565
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,561
Yeah, you'll see me.
566
00:30:19,561 --> 00:30:21,563
Well, don't wait too long.
567
00:30:21,563 --> 00:30:35,525
At this rate, who knows how long i'll be around?
568
00:30:35,525 --> 00:30:38,027
Justin! Where have you been?
569
00:30:38,027 --> 00:30:40,513
Do you have any idea how worried i was?
570
00:30:40,513 --> 00:30:42,514
How could you just leave like that?
571
00:30:42,514 --> 00:30:44,516
I left you a note.
572
00:30:44,516 --> 00:30:58,945
Come inside.
573
00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:00,446
Okay, come on, come on be quiet.
574
00:31:00,446 --> 00:31:01,948
How about one more for the road?
575
00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:02,949
Six is my lucky number.
576
00:31:02,949 --> 00:31:05,951
Oh, super. Okay.
577
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,920
I left you my number by the bed.
578
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,421
You sure you've got everything?
579
00:31:09,421 --> 00:31:10,923
Okay, scram.
580
00:31:10,923 --> 00:31:12,424
Ow. Ow! Shhh. Call me.
581
00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:21,831
Ah-H-Ah.
582
00:31:21,831 --> 00:31:22,832
So, um...
583
00:31:22,832 --> 00:31:30,055
how was your piece of cake?
584
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,790
Mom. Mom, please. Mrs. Petersen:
585
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,792
Mom, would you please stop crying? Did she put you up to it?
586
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,294
No, she did not put me up to it.
587
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,295
That's right, blame the jew.
588
00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,297
Damnit, mother, if lynnette can get married,
589
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,299
Three times, then why the hell can't i?
590
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,284
Well, frankly, i don't give a shit what people think.
591
00:31:43,284 --> 00:31:45,786
Two women do not get married. Love to daddy.
592
00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:47,287
How can we show our faces? What are...
593
00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:48,789
can't wait to see the video.
594
00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:50,290
Do you know how many weddings we're invited to this season?
595
00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:51,792
And anniversary parties?
596
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:53,292
Bitch!
597
00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:54,794
I can't believe they're this upset.
598
00:31:54,794 --> 00:31:55,795
Fear not.
599
00:31:55,795 --> 00:31:57,797
In time they'll sweep it under their waspy rug,
600
00:31:58,297 --> 00:32:00,799
And forget all about it. I don't want to forget about it.
601
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,801
I want full and equal recognition,
602
00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:04,803
If not under the law, then at least in my own parents' house.
603
00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:08,305
I'd count on getting hitched in mississippi first.
604
00:32:08,305 --> 00:32:11,308
Mmmm. Ah-H...
605
00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:13,811
can't we stay in bed a little longer?
606
00:32:13,811 --> 00:32:20,316
Oh-H-H.
607
00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:23,318
You still haven't answered my question.
608
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:24,770
Will you marry me?
609
00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:27,205
You weren't serious?
610
00:32:27,205 --> 00:32:29,708
I was dead serious.
611
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,709
Why do they get to receive everyone's blessings and presents
612
00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:34,161
And we don't? I knew it had to do with presents.
613
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,665
Look, we can't get married.
614
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,668
I mean, for one thing it's not legal, only symbolic,
615
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,170
And for another, you know how i feel about weddings.
616
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,672
They're antiquated...
617
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,140
meaningless rituals for heterosexuals.
618
00:32:48,641 --> 00:32:53,128
I've heard. Linz, we have a marriage...
619
00:32:53,128 --> 00:32:55,613
and a family...
620
00:32:55,613 --> 00:32:57,582
six years strong,
621
00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:01,552
Give or take a few bumps in the road.
622
00:33:01,552 --> 00:33:03,053
And as nice as it would be
623
00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:06,056
To have a party and payback, finally,
624
00:33:06,056 --> 00:33:09,509
For all the wedding gifts we've shelled out for throughout the years,
625
00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:12,011
We don't need any of that to prove to ourselves we love each other.
626
00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:14,447
Now come on.
627
00:33:14,447 --> 00:33:27,925
Let's go and grab our kid and get some brunch.
628
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:30,427
I mean, if i'd known how many men you could meet at straight functions,
629
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,429
I'd have started going years ago.
630
00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:34,931
Leave it to you to sniff out the one truffle in the garden.
631
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:36,916
Mmm, i wouldn't be so sure.
632
00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,868
I have my suspicions about the groom.
633
00:33:38,868 --> 00:33:40,869
Oh, you mean lindsay's sister
634
00:33:40,869 --> 00:33:42,371
Might actually break her own record.
635
00:33:46,308 --> 00:33:47,809
How about you, michael?
636
00:33:47,809 --> 00:33:49,243
How was your night on the town?
637
00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:50,745
Mmmm.
638
00:33:50,745 --> 00:33:54,181
He brought home a nice centrepiece of his own.
639
00:33:54,181 --> 00:33:59,903
Jeez, em.
640
00:34:00,403 --> 00:34:01,905
Well.
641
00:34:02,405 --> 00:34:03,906
You certainly didn't waste any time, did you?
642
00:34:04,406 --> 00:34:06,842
In town less than 24 hours and...
643
00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:08,844
why shouldn't he get a little action?
644
00:34:08,844 --> 00:34:10,779
He's outside the required 400-Mile limit
645
00:34:10,779 --> 00:34:13,281
For extra-Marital quickies and anonymous assignations.
646
00:34:13,781 --> 00:34:16,234
Mind you, if you want to do anything further,
647
00:34:16,234 --> 00:34:20,170
You'll need overseas travel and a minimum 14-Day stay.
648
00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,672
I just thought, with everything you wrote, that, you know,
649
00:34:22,672 --> 00:34:24,674
You and david were so in love, so committed...
650
00:34:24,674 --> 00:34:27,626
every relationship has its own set of rules.
651
00:34:27,626 --> 00:34:31,614
Their arrangement is none of our business.
652
00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:35,066
Right, sweetie?
653
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:39,070
Now who wants a potsticker?
654
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:43,057
We broke up.
655
00:34:43,057 --> 00:34:45,526
What?
656
00:34:45,526 --> 00:34:47,027
It's over.
657
00:34:47,528 --> 00:35:01,306
David and i are over.
658
00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:02,808
Mmm, god. You know,
659
00:35:03,308 --> 00:35:04,810
These are the best pan-Fried dumplings i've ever had.
660
00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:06,277
Did you hear what he just said?
661
00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:09,163
He broke up.
662
00:35:09,163 --> 00:35:12,566
You broke up.
663
00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,067
So why the fuck didn't you tell us?
664
00:35:14,067 --> 00:35:15,502
I was going to. When?
665
00:35:15,502 --> 00:35:16,970
After you'd convinced us
666
00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,905
That you'd found paradise lost?
667
00:35:18,905 --> 00:35:20,407
When the time was right.
668
00:35:21,373 --> 00:35:22,307
You know,
669
00:35:22,808 --> 00:35:23,792
But there's never a right time
670
00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,762
To admit that you've failed.
671
00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:27,763
You had this great opportunity
672
00:35:28,263 --> 00:35:29,263
To start your life over
673
00:35:29,263 --> 00:35:31,265
With someone that you loved or...
674
00:35:31,766 --> 00:35:33,768
thought you loved, and...
675
00:35:33,768 --> 00:35:39,272
you blew it.
676
00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:42,275
I blew it.
677
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:43,777
I complained that david was working too much,
678
00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:45,778
And that i couldn't find a job,
679
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,780
And that i didn't have any friends,
680
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:50,783
And when i accused him of being thoughtless and not caring,
681
00:35:50,783 --> 00:35:53,284
And said that if i'd known it was going to be like this,
682
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,787
I never would have come, he said...
683
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:59,674
"well, go home, michael.
684
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:07,664
Go home."
685
00:36:08,147 --> 00:36:13,619
Well...
686
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:19,040
i wouldn't say that you failed.
687
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,976
And... you know, it's not true
688
00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:23,477
That you don't have any friends,
689
00:36:23,477 --> 00:36:24,979
'Cause you still got us.
690
00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:28,983
And as for coming home,
691
00:36:28,983 --> 00:36:33,486
You know, there's no shame in that.
692
00:36:33,486 --> 00:36:40,492
It's what it's here for.
693
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:42,444
The fact that christopher hobbs pled guilty
694
00:36:42,845 --> 00:36:45,013
To assault charges for his vicious attack on justin taylor
695
00:36:45,514 --> 00:36:48,449
In no way mitigates the seriousness of the crime,
696
00:36:48,449 --> 00:36:51,953
Or the tragic effects on these young men's lives.
697
00:36:51,953 --> 00:36:54,955
Both were honour students at st. James academy.
698
00:36:54,955 --> 00:36:57,457
Both had planned to attend college.
699
00:36:57,457 --> 00:37:00,961
Now one young man is recovering from serious brain injuries,
700
00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:03,963
And the other is facing a prison sentence.
701
00:37:03,963 --> 00:37:06,465
I ask myself how could this have happened?
702
00:37:06,465 --> 00:37:08,467
I'll tell you how.
703
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,418
Chris hobbs is a homophobic animal shh.
704
00:37:10,418 --> 00:37:13,388
Who should be put away. Shh.
705
00:37:13,388 --> 00:37:16,891
I can only imagine how profoundly disturbing it must have been
706
00:37:16,891 --> 00:37:20,377
For a young man of chris hobbs' fine, moral upbringing,
707
00:37:20,377 --> 00:37:22,863
To be approached sexually by a fellow student,
708
00:37:22,863 --> 00:37:25,364
Then to see him flaunt his lifestyle
709
00:37:25,364 --> 00:37:28,367
By bringing his male lover to the prom, and engage in
710
00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:32,838
What has been described as a highly provocative dance.
711
00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:34,839
Given the fact that he was drinking,
712
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,841
Which he should not have been,
713
00:37:36,841 --> 00:37:39,344
I could understand how chris hobbs might lose control
714
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,845
Of his better judgment. Still...
715
00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:45,349
it does not excuse his actions.
716
00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:47,818
And so i have struggled
717
00:37:47,818 --> 00:37:49,819
To find the appropriate sentence
718
00:37:49,819 --> 00:37:52,822
To impose for this unfortunate crime.
719
00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:55,325
Court will recess for 10 minutes.
720
00:37:55,825 --> 00:37:56,825
Where the fuck's he going?
721
00:37:57,326 --> 00:37:58,777
It's a hell of a time to leave.
722
00:37:59,278 --> 00:37:59,778
Great suspense.
723
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:03,265
It's how he got his name, regular roy.
724
00:38:03,265 --> 00:38:05,216
Every day at 12:15
on the dot
725
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,151
He goes to the bathroom across the hall,
726
00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,653
Sits in the stall under the window,
727
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,655
Takes a dump and has a smoke.
728
00:38:15,091 --> 00:38:17,093
No way! You've gotta be kidding.
729
00:38:17,594 --> 00:38:31,322
Wouldn't matter who he was sentencing.
730
00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:33,274
Christopher mark hobbs,
731
00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,276
This court accepts your plea of guilty for simple assault.
732
00:38:36,276 --> 00:38:39,263
Because of your age, the fact that you have no previous offences,
733
00:38:39,263 --> 00:38:41,248
And because you were unduly provoked,
734
00:38:41,248 --> 00:38:44,183
You are hereby given a two-Year suspended sentence
735
00:38:44,183 --> 00:38:47,069
And ordered to serve 500 hours of community service.
736
00:38:48,988 --> 00:38:51,990
No. No.
737
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:54,492
Can he do that?
738
00:38:54,492 --> 00:38:56,494
No, that's not right.
739
00:38:56,995 --> 00:38:58,495
Wait a minute.
740
00:38:58,495 --> 00:38:59,997
Just a slap on the wrist, judge.
741
00:38:59,997 --> 00:39:02,983
Let's get out of here.
742
00:39:02,983 --> 00:39:04,985
Look at him.
743
00:39:04,985 --> 00:39:07,920
He's practically a fucking murderer.
744
00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:09,922
How'd he get off scot-Free?
745
00:39:09,922 --> 00:39:11,424
Made a deal.
746
00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:13,426
His lawyer agreed to plead guilty.
747
00:39:13,426 --> 00:39:14,926
The prosecutor reduced the charges
748
00:39:14,926 --> 00:39:16,928
From aggravated to simple assault,
749
00:39:16,928 --> 00:39:19,414
And roy sent him off with probation and service.
750
00:39:19,414 --> 00:39:21,349
Yeah, well i'd like to give him something to service.
751
00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:23,851
He'd have gotten more for... bashing a dog.
752
00:39:23,851 --> 00:39:25,803
It's okay, ma. Let's go home.
753
00:39:25,803 --> 00:39:27,805
Get some rest. Damn right i'm going home.
754
00:39:28,306 --> 00:39:32,225
But not to rest. I'm going to call every p-Flag chapter in this country.
755
00:39:32,759 --> 00:39:34,194
I'm not putting up with this.
756
00:39:34,694 --> 00:39:36,196
Not for one fucking second.
757
00:39:36,196 --> 00:39:38,197
We're going to march.
758
00:39:38,197 --> 00:39:39,698
We're going to carry huge signs
759
00:39:39,698 --> 00:39:42,201
That let this asshole judge know what we think of him.
760
00:39:42,701 --> 00:39:43,652
That's enough. And we're going to march
761
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:45,153
On washington if we have to.
762
00:39:45,653 --> 00:39:46,621
Sis. Do you hear that!
763
00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,106
Just... now settle down.
764
00:39:48,106 --> 00:39:49,607
We're going to washington.
765
00:39:50,108 --> 00:39:51,609
Settle down. Come on, sis. That's enough.
766
00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:54,561
It's okay, ma. It's okay.
767
00:39:54,561 --> 00:40:00,066
It's okay. He's not going to get away with this.
768
00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:03,569
We'll march. We'll protest.
769
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,505
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
770
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,006
All protests are bullshit.
771
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,508
I mean, a bunch of well-Meaning do-Gooders
772
00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,010
Marching around carrying signs,
773
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,963
Chanting?
774
00:40:14,963 --> 00:40:17,464
"Hey, hey, ho, ho, homophobia's got to go."
775
00:40:17,464 --> 00:40:18,465
Give me a goddamn fucking break.
776
00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:19,466
So, i guess this means
777
00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:22,353
You're... not going with us?
778
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:24,354
Hell no, i won't go.
779
00:40:24,354 --> 00:40:25,855
So you're just going to sit there on your ass
780
00:40:26,356 --> 00:40:27,857
And do nothing. Yeah. I guess so.
781
00:40:27,857 --> 00:40:29,826
Jesus, what the fuck did i do all these weeks
782
00:40:30,326 --> 00:40:31,326
Without you here to harangue me?
783
00:40:31,326 --> 00:40:41,769
When the fuck are you going back anyway?
784
00:40:41,769 --> 00:40:44,221
I'm not.
785
00:40:44,221 --> 00:40:46,223
I know.
786
00:40:46,723 --> 00:40:48,224
Why? Did ted and emmett tell you?
787
00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:53,163
No, i managed to figure it out all by my little self.
788
00:40:53,163 --> 00:40:56,165
I mean...
789
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:58,634
i knew it wouldn't work out.
790
00:40:59,134 --> 00:41:00,636
Well, congratulations.
791
00:41:00,636 --> 00:41:02,637
Right as usual.
792
00:41:02,637 --> 00:41:04,138
This isn't about me, asshole. It's about you.
793
00:41:04,138 --> 00:41:06,607
I mean, did you really think you'd be happy in wisconsin,
794
00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,059
Playing the doctor's wife?
795
00:41:08,059 --> 00:41:09,976
Oregon. Portland's in oregon.
796
00:41:09,976 --> 00:41:13,964
Wherever the fuck.
797
00:41:14,464 --> 00:41:15,465
Well maybe that's the problem. I...
798
00:41:15,966 --> 00:41:33,480
i don't know where the fuck i belong.
799
00:41:33,981 --> 00:41:35,482
There. That's where.
800
00:41:35,482 --> 00:41:36,917
Now...
801
00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:40,421
will you go on and help your mom?
802
00:41:40,421 --> 00:41:46,375
And... make the world safe for fags.
803
00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:48,877
What is this? Is this our old chemistry book?
804
00:41:48,877 --> 00:41:52,380
Yeah, it is, from high school. Yeah, that's, um...
805
00:41:52,881 --> 00:41:54,883
I'm doing some research. I have a new client
806
00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:56,884
At a drug company.
807
00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:58,886
Oh. Well, you must be thrilled.
808
00:41:58,886 --> 00:42:20,805
You'll be able to get "e" wholesale.
809
00:42:58,304 --> 00:43:01,808
After spending 14 hours glued to a toilet seat,
810
00:43:01,808 --> 00:43:04,811
The judge was unharmed but badly shaken.
811
00:43:04,811 --> 00:43:07,813
So far there are no clues or suspects.
812
00:43:07,813 --> 00:43:10,248
The seat of justice has been severely compromised.
813
00:43:10,248 --> 00:43:12,184
No skin off my ass.
814
00:43:12,184 --> 00:43:14,151
Bet he wishes he could say the same thing.
815
00:43:15,619 --> 00:43:17,521
Well, who do you think did it?
816
00:43:17,521 --> 00:43:19,523
Someone who didn't like waiting for his sentence.
817
00:43:19,523 --> 00:43:21,025
One thing you can say for sure,
818
00:43:21,025 --> 00:43:22,976
That must have scared the shit out of him.
819
00:43:25,912 --> 00:43:29,398
Know what this reminds me of?
820
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:30,899
That time in chemistry class
821
00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:33,402
When you said you were going to invent synthetic cum,
822
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,404
And you made that goo.
823
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,405
You put it all over the toilet seat in the teachers' lounge,
824
00:43:37,405 --> 00:43:44,761
And mrs. Renfrew got glued to it.
825
00:43:44,761 --> 00:43:52,701
I better take off.
826
00:43:52,701 --> 00:43:53,702
I knew they'd let him go.
827
00:43:55,704 --> 00:43:58,207
They don't care about us. They want us all dead.
828
00:43:58,707 --> 00:44:00,708
Look. Don't think about it, okay?
829
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,210
Just focus on what you're doing.
830
00:44:02,210 --> 00:44:05,213
Shit.
831
00:44:05,213 --> 00:44:07,715
Fuck!
832
00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:10,651
Come on, you can do it.
833
00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:11,652
Nah, i can't.
834
00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:17,607
Yes, you can. Come on.
835
00:44:17,607 --> 00:44:19,108
Hey, that one was good, justin.
836
00:44:19,108 --> 00:44:26,498
Oh, daph, you're so full of shit.
837
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:27,499
Hi, honey.
838
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,451
Hello, daphne. Hey.
839
00:44:29,451 --> 00:44:30,452
Hello, mrs. Taylor.
840
00:44:30,452 --> 00:44:33,337
Hello, brian.
841
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,338
We were just tossing the ball.
842
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,724
I think you should rest now.
843
00:44:36,724 --> 00:44:38,642
I'm not tired.
844
00:44:38,642 --> 00:44:45,548
I'd like to speak to brian.
845
00:44:46,015 --> 00:45:03,513
Come on, daph.
846
00:45:03,513 --> 00:45:05,515
The day the doctor sent him home from the hospital,
847
00:45:05,515 --> 00:45:08,518
He said he'd never seen such a determined patient,
848
00:45:08,518 --> 00:45:13,022
And he asked me what it was that made him work so hard.
849
00:45:13,022 --> 00:45:15,975
I-I knew, but i didn't tell him.
850
00:45:15,975 --> 00:45:18,476
It was you.
851
00:45:18,476 --> 00:45:20,478
Every day that you didn't come to see him
852
00:45:20,478 --> 00:45:23,448
Was more incentive for him to get better
853
00:45:23,448 --> 00:45:28,402
And get out so that he could come to see you.
854
00:45:28,402 --> 00:45:29,903
Of course what justin didn't know,
855
00:45:29,903 --> 00:45:31,905
And i didn't tell him was
856
00:45:32,406 --> 00:45:36,359
That you were there, every night.
857
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:40,279
The nurse on duty told me.
858
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,781
I want to thank you for that,
859
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:45,784
But he's home now, safe and sound,
860
00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:47,285
And there isn't any reason any more
861
00:45:47,285 --> 00:45:52,723
For you to watch over him, so...
862
00:45:52,723 --> 00:45:54,725
so i would like you to leave
863
00:45:54,725 --> 00:46:00,647
And never see him again.
864
00:46:00,647 --> 00:46:02,148
I care about him.
865
00:46:02,148 --> 00:46:08,503
It was because of you he was almost killed.
866
00:46:08,503 --> 00:46:11,506
Forgive me for being so blunt.
867
00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:15,443
I've tried to accept him for who he is,
868
00:46:15,443 --> 00:46:17,945
To accept your world and that he's part of it.
869
00:46:18,446 --> 00:46:21,381
I've even tried to accept you.
870
00:46:21,381 --> 00:46:24,317
And as a result, i nearly lost him.
871
00:46:24,317 --> 00:46:25,802
And i don't intend to lose him again.
872
00:46:25,802 --> 00:46:30,806
So if you care about him...
873
00:46:30,806 --> 00:46:32,307
and i believe you...
874
00:46:32,307 --> 00:46:36,227
i believe you do...
875
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,730
you'll do what i ask,
876
00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:59,698
And return my son to me.
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