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(perky music)
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- Uncle Martin, you're still up?
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You know, it's two o'clock.
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- Tim, the creative mind
doesn't punch a time clock.
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Do you suppose
Shakespeare put down
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his quill when the
noon whistle blew?
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- What is that, a
submarine for midgets?
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- Why must you Earth
people try to conceal
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your lack of knowledge with
feeble attempts at levity?
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You are looking
at the first model
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of the inframolecular
electronic duplicator.
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- [Tim] A duplicating machine?
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They make those
things by the dozens.
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- Except that mine will
produce solid replicas,
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identical in every
respect with the original.
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- That will manufacture solid
objects out of thin air?
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- Mmm-hmmm.
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- Oh now, come on.
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I mean I've been kidded by
experts, but that can't be done.
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- Why can't it be done?
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- Well because it, uh, um.
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Because it can't.
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(audience laughing)
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Have fun with you toy,
you'll be laughing
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at this first thing
in the morning.
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That can't be done!
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- Tim, you're absolutely
right, it can't be done.
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(perky music)
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(futuristic music)
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(playful orchestral theme music)
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- I'd better stop,
this place is beginning
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to look like we're setting
up for a two for one sale.
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(audience laughing)
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- That's uncanny, well I can't
tell it from the real thing.
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- Well they're both
real, anything the lens
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can see, the machine can copy.
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- Well then what
are we waiting for?
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I saw a beautiful Colonial
mansion in Beverly Hills,
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it has tennis courts,
and a swimming pool.
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Oh no, wait wait, there
is this magnificent
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sea-going yacht down at Balboa.
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(loud beeping)
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What happened?
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It's gone, it vanished.
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- That's what I was
trying to tell you, Tim.
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The lifespan of the
duplicates is rather limited.
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- Oh, well then
those beeping noises,
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that's so to let you know that
the objects are fading away.
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(loud beeping)
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You sure built me up
for a big let-down.
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There goes my mansion, my yacht.
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Uncle Martin, I think
I'm going to cry.
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(audience laughing)
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Come on in.
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- Yoo-hoo!
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I just wanted to try out
my new hair-do on you.
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I did it myself, do you like it?
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- Mrs. Brown, no landlady has
a right to look so beautiful!
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As a matter of fact, I must say
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I am tempted to
raise my own rent.
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However, I'm sure
you didn't climb up
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10 stairs just to
get my opinion.
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Hang on, I'll get an expert.
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- Tim, why didn't you
prepare me for this vision?
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Where are my dark glasses?
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- Oh Martin, I'm so glad
you like my new hairdo.
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Oh I hope it looks
Polynesian, Detective Brennan
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is taking me to
the Tonga Tiki Room
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and I don't want it to
clash with the decor.
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- Oh, Detective Brennan
is taking you out?
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- Yes, oh he's so thoughtful.
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He sent me these beautiful
orchids, aren't they lovely?
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- Yes indeed, although just
a wee mite anemic looking.
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Oh, but don't worry, I'm sure
they'll last out the evening,
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if you water them regularly.
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- Now Martin, I wish you could
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learn to like Bill,
just a little.
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- Believe me, Lorelei, I
do like him, just a little.
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- As little as possible.
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(audience laughing)
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- The light is so bad
in here, do you mind
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if I use your bedroom mirror?
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- Oh, please do.
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- Thank you.
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- You know something, she
is really a great gal.
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- Yes indeed, she's the
only one of her kind.
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- Why thank you, Martin.
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(audience laughing)
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- I forgot to turn it off!
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- Tim, how could you do that?
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- Well, it's easy if
you haven't got a brain.
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Do you mean to tell me that that
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is an exact duplicate
of the other one?
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- Identical in every respect,
but a lot less permanent.
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We've got to get rid of her
before the real one comes back!
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- The light's so bad in here,
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do you mind if I use
your bedroom mirror?
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(audience laughing)
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- No no no, Mrs. Brown,
you don't want to use
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that mirror in there, because
it's distorted, from the smog.
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Oh but Tim has a much better
mirror in his automobile.
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- Yes, it's a
marvelous new mirror,
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it has high lights, low lights,
key lights, flood lights.
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- Come to think of
it, there's a much
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better mirror right
there in the kitchen!
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You go right there
in the kitchen.
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- Have you flipped
your antennas?
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- The cop's coming!
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- Sorry to barge in like this,
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but Lorelei isn't downstairs,
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and I thought she
might be up here.
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- She is, she is, very much so.
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(audience laughing)
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- Lorelei told me you
were a would-be inventor,
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I suppose this is one
of your kooky creations.
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What is it, a carrying
case for hamsters?
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(audience laughing)
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- Detective Brennan,
why don't you stick
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to putting chalk marks
on tires of parked cars.
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- Temper, temper.
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Oh by the way, if
you're thinking
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of inventing the
telephone, don't bother.
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Alexander Graham
Bell beat you to it.
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- Aloha!
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- Ah, Lorelei,
aren't you lovely.
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We better hurry, we
have a reservation.
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- Bye Martin, or as we
Polynesians say, aloha!
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Oh dear, I forgot my hankie.
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- Tim!
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- Shhhh shhhh shhhh,
you gotta whisper.
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- Whisper?
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- Yeah, well you don't want
to steam up the mirror.
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- This is your idea of a mirror?
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- Oh yeah, it's
a lot better than
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a glass one, I'll tell you why.
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You see, if you drop it,
no seven years bad luck.
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And to polish it all you
gotta use is steel wool.
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(audience laughing)
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- You're acting
absolutely giddy.
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Aloha, here I am Bill!
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How do I look?
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- Lovely, get your hankie?
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- My hankie? Oh yes.
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- Bye Martin, bye Tim!
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Or as we Polynesians say, aloha!
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- Uncle Martin, you just
let him waltz out of here
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with the duplicate, why
didn't you stop him?
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- What do you expect me to say?
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Sorry old man, you're
making a mistake,
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if you wait a minute I'll
get you the original.
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- I'm ready, Bill.
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Where is he?
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- Where is he?
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Um, Detective Brennan was
broken-hearted, Lorelei,
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but he had an emergency
call from headquarters,
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and he had to get down there
right this very minute.
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- Yes, something
about a crime wave.
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- I suppose duty comes first.
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Well I do wish those criminals
would be more considerate!
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Right at dinnertime!
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(audience laughing)
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- Sinus problem?
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- Shhhh!
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- What are you doing?
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- I was computing the second
Mrs. Brown's life expectancy.
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I'm afraid she isn't a very
good insurance risk, Tim.
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She's due to
disappear in exactly
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seven minutes and 12 seconds.
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- Holy smokes, that
means she could conk out
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somewhere between the pineapple
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spare ribs and
the egg foo young!
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(audience laughing)
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(laughing)
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Oh, I'd love to see the
look on Brennan's face
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when Mrs. Brown tells
him she was home
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waiting for him
all evening long.
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- He is a detective, Tim,
and I'm more concerned
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with the look on my
face when he starts
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asking embarrassing questions,
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questions that might lead to him
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finding out that I'm a Martian!
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- Oh yeah, well it's all
my fault, Uncle Martin.
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I guess you think I'm
a blithering idiot.
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- Tim, everyone is
entitled to a mistake.
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There's only one thing to
do, we've got to substitute
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the real Lorelei
for the phony one.
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- Well that's just what
I was going to say.
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(audience laughing)
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- I know, I'll
drive you car down
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to the Tonga Tiki Room to
survey the battlefield.
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You think you can get Lorelei
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there without arousing
her suspicions?
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- Don't worry, I'll
come through this time.
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(soft Polynesian music)
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- Something to drink, please?
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- What's the host special?
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- A Surfboard.
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- Lorelei, would you
care for a Surfboard?
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- A Surfboard?
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Well I don't know, I
don't swim very well.
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(audience laughing)
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- We'll take two.
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- Tim are you sure that Bill
said to wait for him here.
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- Yes yes, as a matter of fact,
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he called right after
you went downstairs.
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- Psst psst psst!
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- Uh, Mrs. Brown, why
don't you sit down
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and just don't
move from that spot
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because I know you
wouldn't want to miss him.
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I'll be back before
you can say mahi mahi.
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(audience laughing)
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Private O'Hara reporting, sir.
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What's the strategy, General?
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- I've got it worked
out to the split second.
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A, in exactly 30 seconds,
the surplus Mrs. Brown
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will go right in there
to wash her hands.
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Now B, the moment
she's safely inside,
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you steal Lorelei over
to Brennan's table.
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Alright, synchronize watches.
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- I have one little
question for you.
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What makes you think
that Mrs. Surplus
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is going to go in there
and wash her hands?
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- Tim, that's why
you're the Private,
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and I'm the General.
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(audience laughing)
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- Aloha!
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- Aloha to you, my
little jungle flower!
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- You like to take
native doll with you?
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- That all depends on what
time native doll gets off work.
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(audience laughing)
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(soft Polynesian music)
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- [Lorelei] This is a Surfboard?
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- Good.
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- Mmmmmm, delicious.
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- Mmmmmm.
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(audience laughing)
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- Oh my goodness, these
shells may be exotic,
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but they're certainly
not practical, excuse me.
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- Oh Tim, I think I
should phone Bill.
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- Yeah, well you go right ahead.
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(audience laughing)
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Oh well, look at that.
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(audience laughing)
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- Oh I'm sorry!
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Well, it was just an accident!
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(audience laughing)
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Well excuse me.
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- Oh Tim!
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- Oh, right there, look
keep this warm will you,
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till I get back to Mandalay.
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00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,919
(audience laughing)
252
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,021
- Isn't that ridiculous,
why Detective Brennan
253
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,656
must have been in the
dining room the whole time!
254
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,758
- Well of course, we're
having dinner here!
255
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,294
- Yes, well you
don't want to miss,
256
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,430
well you don't want
to keep him waiting.
257
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,466
(audience laughing)
258
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,209
- Bill, you'll never guess
who's here, Tim O'Hara!
259
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,311
And he's acting so peculiarly!
260
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,980
You wouldn't believe it.
261
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,548
- Oh yes I would.
262
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,782
(audience laughing)
263
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,851
Living with that Uncle
of his, I don't wonder.
264
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,986
- Now Bill that's an
265
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,819
(beeping)
266
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,255
awful thing to say!
267
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,789
Martin is a very intelligent
268
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,758
(beeping)
269
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:55,128
- Lorelei, I'm afraid that
drink was too strong for you.
270
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,664
- Oh nonsense, I never felt
271
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,498
(beeping)
272
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,332
in my entire
273
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,533
(beeping)
274
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,036
(audience laughing)
275
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,406
- What time did you
say you got off work?
276
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,640
- I didn't.
277
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,376
- Uh, excuse me.
278
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,410
- Of course.
279
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,347
- Good work, now to get
the duplicate out of here,
280
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,517
on some pretext, drive her
around for about 12 minutes,
281
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,387
and our troubles are over.
282
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,254
- Martin!
283
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,959
What are you doing here?
284
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,128
- Now now, don't get
excited Mrs. Brown,
285
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,396
there's a fireman at your house.
286
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,763
- A fire, oh my goodness!
287
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,898
I better get home right away!
288
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,732
- Of course.
289
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,467
(audience laughing)
290
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,302
Tim!
291
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,338
(audience laughing)
292
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,874
(loud beeping)
293
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:47,314
Oh Lorelei, uh, would you
excuse us a minute please?
294
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,120
- What did you stop for,
didn't you hear her beep?
295
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,022
She's starting to disintegrate!
296
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,757
- An excellent analysis,
except for one thing.
297
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,926
The beeps aren't
coming from her,
298
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,928
they're coming from her.
299
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,530
- Oh, that's
impossible, I never took
300
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,099
my eye off that
door for one second.
301
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,069
- I get off work at
midnight, sweetie pie.
302
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,571
(audience laughing)
303
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,007
- Not for one second?
304
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,443
- Oh well, maybe just one tiny
305
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,478
- Martin, Tim, the fire!
306
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,949
- Fire, oh Lorelei, I'm afraid
I said there was a fireman
307
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,253
at your house, selling
tickets to the annual ball.
308
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,788
- Yeah, he'll be back tomorrow.
309
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,992
- Lorelei, did you see
Konokipoki, the Samoan rain god?
310
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,963
They say he's guaranteed
to produce showers
311
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,898
if one concentrates
on him long enough.
312
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,533
- Oh, that's silly.
313
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,172
However, my petunias have
been drooping lately.
314
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,806
- Then concentrate.
315
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,812
- What's up?
316
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,980
- I don't know why I didn't
think of this sooner.
317
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,583
The duplicator, by
reversing the mechanism,
318
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,085
I can pick the exact time
319
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,853
of our other Mrs.
Brown's disappearance.
320
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:04,023
- Do you mean erase
her? Rub her out?
321
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:09,496
- Don't make it sound like
I'm public enemy number one!
322
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,100
You just keep the
real Lorelei busy.
323
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,667
- Well where'll you be?
324
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,835
- As soon as I
get my duplicator,
325
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,571
I'll be back behind
that divider.
326
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,952
(audience laughing)
327
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,523
(suspenseful music)
328
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,726
(audience laughing)
329
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,995
(suspenseful music)
330
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:46,032
(audience laughing)
331
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,444
- Listen, I don't know
how much longer I can
332
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,112
keep Lorelei out there,
I'm running out of excuses.
333
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,647
- Now, to put the
machine into reverse,
334
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,849
so that it will
erase the subject.
335
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,885
And in exactly one
minute, she'll be
336
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,620
gone but not forgotten.
337
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,754
- Bon voyage!
338
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,922
(audience laughing)
339
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,724
- Steady the machine!
340
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,462
Perfect, quick, get
Brennan on the phone
341
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,498
and keep him there
until she's obliterated!
342
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,799
- Right, right.
343
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,470
- Lorelei, are you alright?
344
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,306
You look so pale.
345
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,374
- Oh, it must be the
lights, I always look
346
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,209
(beeping)
347
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,042
under
348
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:03,943
(beeping)
349
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,744
lights.
350
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,545
(audience laughing)
351
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,379
- Detective Brennan?
352
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,947
- That's right.
353
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,482
- You're wanted on
the telephone, sounds
very important.
354
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,850
- Oh, thank you.
355
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,652
Excuse me.
356
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,624
- Is you drink alright, madam?
357
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,759
- Oh yes, thank
you, it's perfectly
358
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,160
(beeping)
359
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,197
(audience laughing)
360
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:46,185
- Hello?
361
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,655
- [Tim] Are you there?
362
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,489
- Yes?
363
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,324
- Constable Brennan?
364
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,158
(audience laughing)
365
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,092
- Detective Brennan.
366
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,594
(affected laughing)
367
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,729
- Quite, yes yes, well
sir you see I'm calling
368
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,532
from Wiffen Park Studios
in London, England,
369
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,501
and we've decided, sir, to shoot
370
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,271
a motion picture of your life.
371
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,239
- Your studio wants to
make a picture about me?
372
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:10,243
- Quite quite, you see it's
a hard hitting documentary,
373
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,612
about a Yankee lawman.
374
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,781
Now you were chosen, sir, uh,
375
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,184
(audience laughing)
376
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,819
- Hello?
377
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,155
- Uh, do mind holding onto
the line for one second, sir?
378
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,924
You can speak to our producer!
379
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,960
(audience laughing)
380
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,539
What happened?
381
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,143
- Somebody changed the switch
from erase to duplicate.
382
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,478
- Who?
383
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,813
- Guess who.
384
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:47,780
- Well, uh.
385
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,253
Well it must've happened I guess
386
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,988
when I helped you
try to steady it.
387
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,558
But how come it duplicated
him but not her?
388
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,094
- Because it cannot
duplicate a duplicate.
389
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:15,241
- Bill, well if I hadn't seen
you I'd still be waiting!
390
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,381
- Lorelei, I think
you got a bad coconut.
391
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:23,983
I told you the two of them would
392
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:24,817
(beeping)
393
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:25,652
to your
394
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,486
(beeping)
395
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,355
(audience laughing)
396
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,189
- Can you hear what
they're saying?
397
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:33,460
- Enough to know that he's
beeping and she isn't.
398
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:37,664
- You mean, the real Mrs.
Brown and the phony Brennan?
399
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,967
- And from the decibel
count of his beep,
400
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,769
I'd say he's going
to vanish at about
401
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,572
the same time as
the ersatz Lorelei.
402
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,139
(audience laughing)
403
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,576
- Hello? Are you there?
404
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,043
Is anybody there?
405
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,150
- I bought this
one, do you like it?
406
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,354
- Beautiful, oh let's go,
Lorelei, the show's starting!
407
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:05,558
I hope that moron who called
me got his money's worth.
408
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:12,865
(chanting and drumming)
409
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,804
(applauding)
410
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,914
- Oh great, now
Brennan and Mrs. Brown
411
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,950
are going to see
themselves disappear!
412
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:33,085
- Don't just sit there,
do something, anything!
413
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,388
- We've still got
30 seconds to go.
414
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,758
(chanting and drumming)
415
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,464
(audience laughing)
416
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,289
(loud beeping)
417
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,566
- Ha hey!
418
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,237
- My, wasn't that spectacular?
419
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,173
- It certainly was.
420
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,442
- Well, he's your lei.
421
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,810
- Oh, thank you.
422
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,481
Well it's nice of
you to buy it for me.
423
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:37,517
(audience laughing)
424
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:44,924
(perky orchestral music)
425
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,197
- Oh no, not again!
426
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:04,076
(loud clanking and banging)
427
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,617
- Tim?
428
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,252
- Yeah.
429
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,754
- I was working
on something here,
430
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,155
do you know where it's gone?
431
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,790
- Yes, as a matter
of fact, I do.
432
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,859
It's in the ash can,
smashed to smithereens.
433
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,060
- What?
434
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,529
- Well, Uncle Martin, come on,
435
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,063
didn't you have enough trouble
with that last duplicator?
436
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,632
Well if you can't
take care of yourself,
437
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,234
your favorite nephew's
gonna do it for you.
438
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,468
- [Martin] Tim.
439
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,402
- Yeah?
440
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:32,238
- Do you know what you just did?
441
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,706
- No.
442
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,408
- You smashed the entire
works of our television set!
443
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,844
(audience laughing)
444
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:41,981
- Oh come on, Uncle Martin,
you're pulling my leg.
445
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:48,087
(audience laughing)
446
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:52,358
- I had 10 payments
left on that.
447
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:54,493
I think I'm going to cry.
448
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:03,102
(playful orchestral theme music)
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