All language subtitles for Mike Tyson Mysteries s04e18_English

[theme music playing]

[Marquess] Ugh!
Here's another one.

[scoffs] I found a whole bunch
over here.

What random dog
is pooping in our yard?

Maybe, that's today's mystery.

Or maybe, that's just
a Yung-Marquess mystery.

Huh? Give the rest of the team
the day off?

But how is a dog
even getting in here?

The gate's always closed.

Hmm, I mean, I guess a cat
could get back here.

No, no.
These are way too big.

Hey, team!

Oh, you don't have to pick up
my poop.

-What?
-Oh, my God!

-Oh, gross!
-Ugh!

You just shit in the yard?

Well, I don't have
a toilet in the coop,

and you guys lock
the back door at night.

Deezy! Oh, Deezy!
I need to tell you something.

What is it, Mike?

I think you better sit down
for this.

Oh, Lord!

I don't know
how to tell you this, man!

It's bad. It's really bad.

Oh, God! Just say it, Mike.
Rip the Band-Aid.

Your brother's dead, Deezy.

[Deezy gasps] Leonard?

My... My brother, Leonard?

Big Len?

Oh, no!

No! Not Big L!

[Mike] I am so sorry, Deezy.

-[Yung] Oh, so sad.
-[Marquess] Oh, Deezy.
That's terrible.

Truly. And what's worse,

it appears that you
have taken this news

while sitting in a pile
of your own excrement.

Condolences.

[car horn honking]

Thanks, everyone.

Your support
means the world to me.

I'll call you
when I get to St. Louis.

I don't know
how long I'll be gone.

-I mean, I guess I got to make
all the arrangements--
-Okay. Bye-bye, Deezy.

[cars honking]

Ah...

Such a tragedy.

Do you know how he died?

Yeah, I know how he died.

[chuckles]

-He didn't die!
-What?

It's an April Fools' joke.

Michael, that is terrible!

And it's June 7th!

Yeah, but everybody
expects it on April 1st.

In June, no one sees it coming.

[Pigeon laughing]
That is really funny, Mike.

Pigeon knows.

Aw, man! How about when
Deezy told us

about how he couldn't afford
the plane ticket,

so he had to use up
all his points

that he was saving up
for a vacation?

I almost started laughing, man!

I almost gave it all away.

Oh, again, really funny, Mike.

Classic!

[cell phone vibrating]

Aren't you gonna answer it?

I don't know who it is.

It says right there.
It's your lawyer.

I don't take my eyes
off the roa... Oh, look.
A new Chick-fil-A.

We're not supposed to eat
there though, right?
Because of Marquess.

-Damn, I wanna eat there.
-[tires screeching]

-[Yung] Uh...
-[Marquess] Michael, you're on
the wrong side of the road!

-[tires screeching]
-[car horns honking]

Whoops! Oh, look.
My lawyer's calling.

Hello, you've reached
the Mike Tyson Mystery Team.

If you'd like to speak
to Mike, press one.

[phone beeps]

Hey, it's Mike.
I was just goofin',

you know how it goes,
April Fools'.

What's up, Harold. We settle
that manslaughter case?

No, Mike. That's still pending.

And it's not looking great.

I'm actually calling
because I need your help.

I've got a bit of a mystery
on my hands.

Could you, uh,
swing by my office?

You got it, Harold.
I'll be right there.

Just got to make a quick stop
at the Chick-fil-A.

-[tires screeching]
-[Marquess and Yung screaming]

Thanks for coming, Mike.

Harold, good to see you, man.

Hey, have you put on weight

and gotten older?

Well, maybe a little.

But I thought the reason
that we all agreed
to be in this cartoon

is that we'll never grow old,

and that we can eat
whatever the [bleep] we want
and never get fat.

I just ate
77 chicken sandwiches,

but you would never know
by looking at me.

Can I get anyone
anything to drink?

Oh, I... I would love coffee.

Um, I'll have a water.

I'll just have
an acai berry protein shake.
Thank you.

[door closing]

Betsy's been my secretary
for almost 20 years.

She's the reason
I've called you here.

I think, she's been stealing
from me.

What? That sweet woman?

I know. I trust her
with everything.

She does the bookkeeping.
She pays all the bills.

But a week ago,
she was out sick,
so I opened the mail.

This is a credit card
in my name,

with a $50,000 limit.

I didn't apply for this.

And you think
your secretary did.

Well, you have to be careful
with an accusation like that.

I don't wanna slander her.

Oh, I'll slander her.
I'll slander her from behind.

I'll slander her in the mouth.

-Pigeon!
-[laughing] What?

I'm not saying anything sexual!

It's just legalese...
Gobbledygook! Relax.

I'm not saying
I want to [bleep] her,

but I do...

I want to [bleep] her
from behind,
[bleep] in her mouth.

[Marquess] Oh, my God!

Okay. So, [clears throat]
how can we help?

I want you to find out
what's going on

-without accusing her directly.
-[door opens]

I couldn't find any acai,

but there was some blueberry--

-Shut up, thief!
-[all gasping]

I accuse you directly
of the crime
of credit card fraud.

We hereby sentence you
to manslaughter.

Mike!

[sobbing]

It's true.

I'm so sorry.
I... I'm so sorry, Harold.

I... I was just so desperate.

Betsy, I don't understand.

I gave you a raise last year.

It isn't enough.

For what?

For my Jeffrey.

Who's Jeffrey?

-Betsy's late husband.
-[Betsy crying]

He passed away four years ago.

Did he have debts?
Why didn't you tell me?

He didn't have debts.
He had a dream.

To live forever.

He wanted to be
cryogenically frozen,

so that one day medical science
could revive him.

But last month,
the facility where he's stored
sent me a notice.

Their rates
were more than doubled.

They said if I don't pay,
they'd have no choice
but to let him thaw out.

Oh, that's awful.

That's extortion.

I think we need to pay
these people a visit.

Maybe, they have
an acai berry protein shake.

[scoffs] Look, I'm not trying
to extort anybody.

This is how much it costs
to keep the refrigeration
units going.

And... And it's not my company.
It's my father's.

He was always
a dreamer, that guy.

I mean, he was
obsessed with immortality.

Brilliant scientist,
but no business sense.

I'm the exact opposite,
I'm an accountant.

So, Mom begged me to help him.

But this place is beyond help,
I gotta tell you.

The business model
makes no sense.

Half the people
who have been paying
to keep a loved one alive here,

have died themselves.

I mean, someone's gotta pay
to keep these people frozen.

How's that acai berry
protein shake coming?

I'm sorry,
I thought I told you.

I don't have any acai berries
or protein powder.

And there's no kitchen.
There's just no way
to make a shake.

I don't remember
you saying that.

But to be fair,
I wasn't paying attention.

And this seems like
the part of the show

where we're really getting
into the mystery,

and I don't like
that part of the show.

I'm gonna find the kitchen
and whip up an acai berry
protein shake.

[door opens and closes]

Would your father
ever be interested
in being cryogenically stored?

Getting a celebrity
could be really good
for business.

I'm sorry, Mr. Stein,
but I just can't afford

to keep Jeffrey here anymore.

I'd like to take him home
and give him a proper burial.

Yeah, of course.

Okay. Let's see. Um, okay.

Oh, here we go!

Unit 8-B, Row B-8.

[scoffs] I mean, what kind
of a numbering system is this?

My father, I tell you.
This [bleep] guy.

Here we are.

Wow! How'd you get him
in there, chop him up?

The Littles opted for a JTH.

Uh, what's a JTH?

Just ahead.

Okay, let's have a look.

[machine beeping]

[stammering] I you know, I, I,

I imagine this could be
quiet shocking.

So, if you're squeamish,
you might wanna
just turn away.

[valve opening]

[Betsy gasps] Where is he?

Huh?

-[Gary] Maybe it's this one.
-[keypad beeping]

[Gary] What the--

Is this whole thing a scam?

No. No.
No, no, no, it can't be.

[keypad beeping]

Dad.

[slurping]

I couldn't find the kitchen
but then I remembered
this is a cartoon.

So, I was like "Draw me
a shake [bleep]."

[slurps]

[doorbell chiming]

Gary.

Who are all of these people?

[stutters]
Well... Well come in.

Come in out of the rain. Come.

Oh, this is the Mike Tyson
Mystery Team.

And this is Betsy Little

Her husband is...

Uh, was a client of Dad's.

Everyone, this is my mother,
Judith Stein.

Nice to meet you, Ms. Stein.

Can I get anyone
anything to drink?

I'll take four cappuccinos.

Mom. I need to see Dad.

[knocking]

Frank. Are you in there?

-[Frank] What?
-Gary is here.

He needs to talk to you.

[Frank] Not now.

Frank Stein,
you come talk to your son.

[Frank] No. I am busy.

Frank Norman Stein,
you open this door
this instant.

[knocking at door]

[Judith yelling]
Frank N. Stein!

[yelling] What?

[thunder rumbling]

Jeffrey!

Dad, what are you doing?

Bringing the dead back to life.

You're a monster.

No...

-This is the monster.
-[thunder rumbling]

[electricity crackling]

-[screaming]
-[thunder rumbling]

[Betsy screaming]

[Betsy shrieks]

[footsteps thumping]

[objects clattering]

Maybe I get
those cappuccinos to go.

[Deezy laughing] Whoo!

You're right, Leonard.

I guess it was a funny
April Fools' joke.

You know me.
I've always been
the sensitive one.

[doorbell ringing]

Yeah.
You're too sensitive
little brother.

Seeing you made me remember
how much I miss you.

And I'm gonna start
making more trips to Las Vegas.

I'm gonna make this
a regular thing.

I love you, little brother.

I love you, Big Len.

Damn, I guess Mike's not home.

Probably off solving a mystery.

But don't worry,
he just started leaving
the back door unlocked,

so in case I need to take
a shit at night,

I can take it indoors.

My little brother.

[laughs heartily] You really
made something of yourself.

I couldn't be more proud.

You stay here.
I don't want you gettin' wet.

My precious brother.

Damn.

It usually doesn't rain
like this in Las Vegas.

You brought that
St. Louis weather with you.

[thunder rumbling]

[Jeffrey grunting]

What the [bleep] is that?

[screaming]

[choking]

[cracking]

[screaming]

Oh, no.

Leonard.

No.

Please tell me this is an
April's Fools' joke.

Leonard! Big Len!

[theme music playing]