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[theme music playing]
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This is good chicken.
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Did you use rosemary?
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No. Basil.
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I think it might rain tomorrow.
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I mean, I think I saw that.
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You said basil?
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I think I taste
that basil now.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Oh, you're tasting rosemary
in the potatoes.
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There's a little rosemary
in the potatoes.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, okay.
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I've got big news, team.
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I got you a podcast.
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The Mike Tyson
Mystery Team Podcast.
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Why?
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'Cause you guys
are so good together.
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Your rapport. Your banter.
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You guys got that
great chemistry.
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I want to leverage that
to raise your profile.
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Get that sponsorship money.
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What would we talk about?
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What were you talking about
before I came in?
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Yung was talking about how
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the decline of
manufacturing jobs
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is really the result of
an increase in
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productivity in manufacturing.
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What? No, I wasn't.
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I said it might rain.
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Well, somebody said it.
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Oh, wait. It was this
podcast I was listening to.
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I got us a 10:00 p.m. slot
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at a recording studio
over on Tropicana,
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over by the hospital.
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We'll record a podcast
and submit to, you know,
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all the major
streaming platforms
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and start
watching that money roll in.
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10:00 p.m., as in tonight?
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Oh, yeah, the only other
spot was 11:50 a.m.
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tomorrow morning,
and Mike's not a morning guy.
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Thanks, Deezy.
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You do not want to podcast
with me at that early hour.
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To the mystery mobile!
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Okay, guys, we are rolling,
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so you can go aheadwhenever you are ready.
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Do you guys need a topic?
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A springboard?
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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[Deezy] What's a good one?
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Springboards.
It's like diving boards.
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I could talk about them
all night long.
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I think they suck.
End of discussion.
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[snoring]
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This spring board is going
to make summer so much fun.
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Team, remember that podcast
I had you record?
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Well, I have good news
and bad news.
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Which do you want
to hear first?
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I myself, I like
the bad news first,
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kind of softens the blow
a little bit so that--
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Shut up, Deezy.
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Jesus, you talk so much
for someone
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who has nothing to say.
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Just give the news
and get the [bleep]
out of here.
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What's the bad news?
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-Okay, well--
-I don't wanna hear
no bad news.
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Okay, uh, the bad news
is we can't put
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the podcast on the Internet.
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I listened to it
and there's a problem.
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Okay, what's the good news?
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The good news is you got
a new mystery out of it.
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Come inside,
I'll show you.
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[Mike] Springboards.Like diving boards.
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I could talk about themall night long.
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I think they suck.End of discussion.
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[snoring]
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How is this a mystery--
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Shh. Listen.
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[creepy voice
speaking gibberish]
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What is that?
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I don't know.
But it's all over the podcast.
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So this morning I went over
to the recording studio to say,
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"What the hell"?
And when I went inside,
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that sound engineer?
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That fellow
that sat next to me?
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He was all murdered
and cut open
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and strung up, you know,
Silence of the Lambs style.
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Oh, my God!
Did you call the police?
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Hell, no.
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And get arrested for
a murder I didn't commit?
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I know what happens to
a black man in this country.
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No. I carefully got down
his murdered body,
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dragged him outside
into the alley
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behind the building
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and cut him into little pieces,
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and put the pieces
into one-gallon freezer bags
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and then I put 'em
into our freezer.
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Are you insane?
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What if there were like,
security cameras?
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[Yung Hee yelps]
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Get on the ground!
Everybody on the ground!
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I didn't do it!
I swear I didn't do it.
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All I did was cut him
into little pieces.
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Take my wallet.
Whatever's in there
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you can put towards my bail.
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He's got three ones in here.
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What are you doing?
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He's probably going to
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"men lay with men" dot com.
[laughing]
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You know what you are, Pigeon?
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A homophobe.
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You're right. I am.
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I have a phobia of homosexuals.
They frighten me.
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What? I'm not allowed to feel
what I feel?
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Shh!
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[recording playing]
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[distorted voice playing]
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I know what this is.
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It's a satanic message.
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We have to listen
to it in reverse.
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-[mouse clicks]
-[voice playing]
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I am Lucifuge Rofocale.
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-[gasps]
-Who is Lucifuge Rofocale?
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Oh, it's no one...
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just the baddest mother [bleep]
demon in all of Hades!
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-[pounding at door]
-[gasps]
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Oh, my God!
Could that be him?
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[man] Water delivery.
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[sighs]
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Oh, you can just put it
out back, thanks.
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Okay, so what does
this "Lucifuge" guy want?
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It's not what he wants,
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it's what the person
who summoned him wants.
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You see,
you only call Lucifuge
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to make a deal with the devil.
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[man screaming]
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Oh, God! Oh, no.
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Oh, God!
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[sobbing]
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Wow.
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He really didn't want
to hear that bad news.
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[Yung Hee sobbing]
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There, there, Yung.
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We're gonna get
your father back to life.
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How?
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We're gonna find
Lucifuge Rofocale
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and make our own deal
with the devil.
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[Pigeon] Did we really need
to bring the [bleep] corpse?
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[tires screech]
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[shrieks]
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Uh, what are we doing here?
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Okay, wait. I'll be right back.
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He can do that?
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Why has he never
done that before?
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You see? This is why
I'm homophobic.
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What is that?
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It's The Grand Grimoire...
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an ancient text
which when read aloud
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summons Lucifuge.
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So, so someone in
the recording studio
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wanted to make a deal
with the devil?
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No, I think it was an accident.
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I peeked at the sign-in sheet,
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and right before
we recorded our podcast,
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Tom Hollander recorded
The Grand Grimoire
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as a book on tape.
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Who's Tom Hollander?
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What? You've never heard
of Tom Hollander?
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The Tony nominated
Tom Hollander?
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I mean, he was spellbinding
in Travesties.
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Yung, you know who
Tom Hollander is, right?
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No.
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Mike, you know
Tom Holl-- Oh, right.
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That's why we're here.
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Okay, so how do
we find Lucifuge,
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so we can make a deal with him?
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Well, remember you don't make
the deal with him,
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he makes the deal
with the devil.
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I know it seems like,
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"Why do we need the middleman?"
But, you know...
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[gasps] Aha!
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What does it say?
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I have to recite this ancient
Sumerian spell.
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Okay, here we go.
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"Lucifuge, Lucifuge, Lucifuge,
Lucifuge. Come here."
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Hi guys, hello [chuckles].
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Lucifuge Rofocale,
here's my card.
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Now, are you guys
interested in making a deal?
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Because I'm gonna be
honest with you,
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today is a great day
to make a deal.
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So, what are we talking about?
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I want to make this
deal happen today.
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And I'm on your side.
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So, what are we thinking?
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We want to bring my dad
back to life.
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Oh great, you got
a trade-in. That's great.
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That's gonna help.
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Okay, so what's
your best offer
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that you feel good about,
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that you can live with,
in terms of
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giving a soul over
for eternal damnation?
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Take mine.
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-Marquess...
-Yung, please.
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Okay, great.
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I just need to make a photocopy
of your driver's license
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and I'll go talk to the boss,
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see what he says,
and I'll be right back.
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Marquess, I just want
to apologize to you.
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I think you giving up
your soul proves that
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there are redeeming
qualities to homosexuals.
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Okay, you know what--
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Hi, I'm so sorry
that took so long.
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Uh, so, unfortunately
we ran your credit
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and you're already dead,
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so there's not a lot of value
in your soul.
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[sighs] Look. I want to
make this deal happen.
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So, you gotta give me
something to work with. Please.
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Take my soul.
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Yung!
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Oh, great.
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A young man
in the bloom of his life,
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this could really move
the needle.
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I don't want
to speak for my boss,
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he's in a little bit
of a shitty mood,
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but I bet I come back
with good news.
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[Pigeon] No! Goddamn it.
Hold on.
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Take my soul.
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It's not worth much, I imagine.
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I've done things...
terrible things.
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Unspeakable things.
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And I have regrets.
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But if someone
should burn in hell,
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I know who that someone
should be.
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You're a bird, man.
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All animals go to heaven.
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I mean, even like sharks
that eat people...
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straight to heaven.
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[sighs] I used to be a man.
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Oh! Okay, buddy.
Let me see what he says.
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Pigeon...
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Hey, we got a deal!
Congratulations!
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[laughing]
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What's the good news?
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-Dad!
-Michael.
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[chuckles] See you
in hell, buddy.
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Okay let's get you entered
into the system.
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Deezy... No last name...
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Okay. We will see you
Mr. Deezy on...
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August 8, 2051.
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[laughs] Ooh.
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Death by shark. Tiger shark.
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Hawaii.
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Right in front of the hotel,
two feet of water. Oof.
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Hey, everyone.
I got my sentence reduced
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from "Desecration
of human remains"
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to "Failure to properly
dispose of a human body."
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Now alls I gotta do
is serve 180 days
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under house arrest
and take a class on
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how to properly dispose
of a human body.
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Hey what's everybody doing
in August, 2051?
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I just got us a family trip
to Hawaii.
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If you book it
far enough ahead,
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you can get a really good deal.
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Hey, can I go?
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I don't know, Deezy, it's just
for family, not workers.
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Please! Please, Mike.
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Sure.
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Hey, what kind of
meat is this?
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