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[theme music playing]
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Tonight on our Celebrity Chefs,Sports Edition, we have...
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former college basketball star
and broadcaster
Rosalyn Gold-Onwude,
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three time NBA champ
Bruce Bowen,
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and former Heavyweight Champion
of the World, Mike Tyson.
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Rosalyn, please tell us
what charity
you'll be playing for.
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I'm playing for
the Rosalyn Gold-Onwude
Foundation.
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We offer scholarships
to help disadvantaged youths
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who want to pursue
a career in sports.
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Oh, that's terrific.
Bruce Bowen,
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if you win tonight,
what charity
will receive $10,000?
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My foundation.
The Bruce Bowen Foundation.
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It's an educational
organization
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dedicated to transforming
US public education
for under-served youth.
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Hm... That...
That is so important.
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Mike Tyson, what charity
are you playing for?
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The Mike Tyson Foundation.
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Can you tell us
a little bit about
the Mike Tyson Foundation?
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Oh, it's just
a standard foundation.
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Just a typical foundation.
Just like these
two other foundations.
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No further questions
and no, thank you.
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Uh-huh. Okay, chefs,
let's open your baskets.
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We have baby octopus.
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Plantains.
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Smoked kippers.
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And cream of mushroom soup.
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Your 30 minutes begins now.
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[rock music playing]
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Behind!
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I just froze. I mean...
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I had a plan for
the baby octopus
and the plantains,
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but when I pulled out
those smoked kippers,
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man, it was like
my head exploded.
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Behind!
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Those guys were flying around
that kitchen like jackrabbits.
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I was just
paralyzed by the clock.
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And also, I wish
jackrabbit was one of
the ingredients.
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I would have had
a plan for that, too.
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Chefs, you have 18 minutes
remaining on the clock.
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Looks like Rosalyn
is grilling the octopus,
which is--
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Oh, God!
Mike, are you okay?
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I'm good, I'm good.
This is just
a tricky can-opener.
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I'm good.
How much time did you say?
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-Uh...
A little under 18 minutes.
-[beeping]
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Okay, okay, I'm gonna
focus on the protein.
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Baby octopus. Baby octopus.
Maybe I toast it?
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Gee! Bruce is already
using the toaster
to toast a baguette.
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Which he got from the pantry.
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Which is not even
part of the basket.
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And I knew he was
gonna lose points for that.
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So I was feeling
pretty confident at this point.
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Behind!
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Behind!
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Behind!
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-[beeping]
-[host] Five...
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four, three,
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two, one.
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Chefs, your time is up.
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Oh, damn.
I must have cut myself.
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I hope I didn't get
any on the food.
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[knives snipping]
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Let's see whose dish
is on the cutting board.
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[tense music playing]
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What? Aw...
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Mike Tyson, I'm sorry,
I'm afraid you're going home.
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-Judges.
-Mike, you didn't cook
any of the ingredients.
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You didn't open the soup.
Nothing's been transformed.
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You've simply put everything
in the blast chiller and--
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-Yeah, to get it cold.
-Can I finish?
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Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
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But most importantly,
the dish is covered
in your blood.
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So, for these reasons,
you're going home.
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Damn.
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Thank you, judges.
Go, get 'em, guys.
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Of course I'm disappointed.
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The Mike Tyson Foundationneeded that $10,000.
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But this just means that
I have to try harder.
And I'll be back.
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And this isn'tthe last you'll see of me.
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[knives snipping]
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Where the [bleep]
is the car, Deezy?
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I told the driver
to take the team sightseeing.
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I thought for sure
you were gonna make it
to that dessert round.
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Okay, hold on, Mike.
I'll call the driver right now.
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To your left, uh,
Lady Liberty.
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To your right,
Lower Manhattan.
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You know, I was gonna
open up a bar
with a buddy of mine.
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Right there.
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You see where
the little corner market is?
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That would've been our bar.
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We were all set
to sign the paperwork
and then...
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9/11 happened.
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We needed an inspection
to get the loan,
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but the whole city
was shut down.
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Then six months later,
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my buddy falls off
a fishing boat
right off Montauk.
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They never found the body.
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So, no bar for me.
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What are you gonna do?
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[honking]
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Signal! Signal, please!
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In America, we use signals!
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-[cell phone ringing]
-[beeps]
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Hello.
Regal Luxury Transportation.
Burt speaking.
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Mm-hmm.
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He's already outside waiting?
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Okay, uh, lemme...
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I'm gonna take
the West Side Highway.
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Tell him I'll be there
in 30 minutes.
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He doesn't need
to stand outside
and catch a cold.
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I'll text him when I'm there
and he can come back out.
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[Marquess] Well, this is fun.
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Okay, Mike,
he'll be there in 30 minutes.
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Cool, cool, then he can
just take us back to the hotel.
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Well, Mike, when I booked
the Presidential Suite
at the Waldorf Astoria,
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I assumed you were
gonna win $10,000.
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I think the prudent thing,
financially,
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is for you to come home.
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No way, Deezy.
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All I want right nowis to plonk myselfin that big bathtub
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in the Presidential Suiteat the Waldorf Astoria,
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and wash off all thisblood and octopus juice.
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Okay, Mike, then at least
do me a favor.
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We can make this whole trip
tax-deductible
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if you were to do a mystery
while you were there.
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That way, it's a business trip.You know, a write-off.
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Well, you're the brain,
Deezy, okay?
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So, go dig aroundin the pigeon coop
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and find a mystery thattakes place in New York City,
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[Marquess]
Was there anything cream-based
in the basket?
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Like a... Like a cream
of mushroom soup?
Michael! You could have--
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[Bleep] you,
Monday morning quarterback.
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It looks easy on television,
mother[bleep].
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[Sal] Hey!
Mike Tyson Mystery Team.
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I'm Sal DeBenedetto.
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Follow me.
I'll take you to Mr. Russo.
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[door creaking]
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[instrumental music playing]
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[muffled chatter]
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Who the hell are you?
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They call me
the exterminator.
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Tell Mr. Russo he should
let this office air out
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for the next
two or three hours.
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[gunshot]
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Nobody tells Sal DeBenedetto
what to do.
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Except for Mr. Russo.
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Come on.
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I bet I know where he is.
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His favorite pizza joint
in all of New York City.
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[Mr. Russo] Thank you
for coming
to see me, Mr. Tyson.
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You and your mystery team.
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Here, sit down.
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Sit.
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Sal, get everyone a chair.
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You get one
for the [bleep] bird.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Russo.
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Show some respect to the bird,
you [bleep] gamooch.
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So, what's your mystery?
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Please, please...
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First we eat.
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Have a slice.
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You never tasted
anything like this.
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It's like my mama used to make.
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In Sicily.
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Huh? Huh?
It's good, huh?
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It's pepperoni.
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Mmm.
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But they got
other toppings, too.
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This place is...
It's incredible.
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Now I...
I need your help.
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It's a personal matter.
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My son Carmine is...
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He's disappeared.
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With $32 million of my money.
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I want you to find him
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and find out
why he broke my heart.
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And then, I want you
to bring him back home to me
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so I can kill him.
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[door beeps]
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Hey, Jason.
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You made
an excellent pie tonight.
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One of your very best.
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Arrivederci.
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All right, let's go
find this Carmine Russo.
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Dad, he just said
he was gonna kill him.
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Deezy says the only way
to make this trip a write-off
is to solve a mystery.
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[man]
Hey, this one's not marked.
Large pepperoni?
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Oh, here.
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35147, Hester.
Apartment 22.
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Carmine Russo.
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[man] What?
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[sniffing]
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You're gonna pair very nicely.
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[doorbell ringing]
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With that large pepperoni.
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Huh?
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Did you say delivery
or DiGiorno?
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-[Yung Hee] Dad!
-[Marquess] Michael!
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Why did you steal $32 million
away from your father
and break his heart?
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My father
doesn't have a heart.
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I discovered that
his waste management company
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is just a front for the mob.
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He's a despicable person.
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And that $32 million
is blood money,
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so I'm gonna
donate it to charity.
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I was just about
to transfer the money
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but I couldn't decide
what charity
I wanted to give it to.
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I was leaning towards
the Bruce Bowen Foundation.
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Hey, Mike!
Over here. Hey, team.
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So how was
the rest of your trip?
You solved that mystery?
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I got good news
and I got bad news, Deezy.
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The bad news is that
we did not solve the mystery.
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But the good news
is that we received
a very generous donation
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to The Mike Tyson Foundation.
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$32 million!
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Holy shit, Mike!
Is this for real?
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-[honking]
-Deezy, watch out!
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[tires screeching]
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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Oh, my goodness!
They got one of
these here, too?
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Deezy,
you're not gonna believe
how good this place is.
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Deezy?
Oh, damn! Deezy is dead.
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[groaning]
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Oh, damn! Deezy's alive!
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[theme music playing]
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