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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MARQUESS: (SCOFFS) Hold still.
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Everyone thinks
they want Asian hair
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but it's just so straight
and heavy and coarse.
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Wha... And what can you do
with it? Beachy waves? I wish.
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Don't get me wrong,
it's incredibly shiny
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and silky.
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Are you sure you don't just
wanna grow it out?
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No. I like having a bob.
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It's easy.
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Hmm, suit yourself.
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(SNIP) Ah, uh-oh.
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-What?
-Nothing. (MUTTERS)
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It's just a little uneven.
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Just take a little more off
this is... Mmm.
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What?
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Nothing, hmm.
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Okay, hold on, just...
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Just stop, stop
tilting your chin.
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I'm not tilting my chin.
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Ah, oh, hold on. Whoops.
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-Marquess.
-Just...
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Um, ah, there. Um, no.
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There.
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Hey team, got a new mystery.
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What the (BLEEP)
happened to your hair?
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What did you do?
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It's not my fault.
It's that Asian hair.
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It's like cutting rope.
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Where's Pigeon?
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I think he's still asleep.
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It's 11:00 am.
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That's depression or
it's luxurious.
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After all, it's the weekend.
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It's Tuesday.
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Then that's definitely
depression or he's just tired.
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Hey Pigeon, get down here.
We got a new mystery.
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Pigeon.
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-Pigeon, hey Pigeon.
-(STAMMERING) Michael.
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-Just go upstairs.
-Pigeon?
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Mother (BLEEP).
Get down here, now.
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Stop shouting.
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I don't wanna call you
no mo... Don't make me call
you one more you, you...
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You flea-infested vomit.
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Flying vomit.
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Why did you tell me you knew
how to cut hair,
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when you obviously don't know
how to cut hair?
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Well, I'm sorry.
It's been a hot minute since
I've done it.
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I think it's been,
I don't know, 150 years?
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I used to cut
Sir Rodney Pumpbutter's hair
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and then I'd always finish him
off with a blowie.
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That's what we called
a blowout back then.
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Get your minds--
You know what?
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Never mind.
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You looked like an
11 year-old boy before
and you still do.
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So, as I used to tell
Rodney Pumpbutters...
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Stop riding my ass.
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PIGEON: Can you damnmother (BLEEP)
shut the (BLEEP) up, please?
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I'm hungover as hell.
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What?
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Pigeon, you're not a pigeon.
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Oh, my God.
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It must've worn off.
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Sandra's spell.
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Must've worn off.
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That's crazy. How do you feel?
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I don't know.
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I guess excited, judging
from this world
class erection.
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I had got used to seeing that
little bird dick, this looks
like a loaf of bread.
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(SHRIEKS) More like
a baguette.
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I'd like to put that
in my bicycle basket
and ride home.
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Right, Yung?
I shouldn't have said that,
that's not right.
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I, I should go put on
some clothes.
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No, don't!
(STAMMERS NERVOUSLY)
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(SOFTLY) Do whatever, I mean,
I don't care.
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What happened
to your (BLEEP) hair?
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You got that moon-pie face.
You need more hair.
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Not less.
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So you're... You're leaving?
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Well, now that
I'm a man again,
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it doesn't make any sense
to stay here.
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Especially, since I was just
using you guys for food
and shelter.
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Good luck
with those mysteries.
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(LAUGHS)
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What? So, now he's just gone?
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Well this is very sudden, I...
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Good mornin' fella.
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Good mornin, shithead.
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What? What's going on?
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That's the second complete
stranger that called me
a shithead today.
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It's not even noon.
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(BELL RINGS CLASSICAL TUNE)
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Oh, he must've changed
his mind.
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-Hey everybody.
-Oh.
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It's just Deezy.
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Damn, a brother can't catch
a break today.
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What you want Deezy?
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Come on, Mike.
We got a signing this morning.
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We gotta be at
Dick's Sporting Goods
in 15 minutes.
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No wait, Foot Locker.
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No, wait, Sport Chalet.
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That's where it is.
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No, no, wait. It's Big 5.
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(BLEEP) I don't remember
where it's at.
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Maybe, none of those places.
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I think I got it written down
somewhere in the car.
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Okay, cool.
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Let me get my sunglasses.
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Hey, while we're gone,
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you two can start interviewing
new potential candidates
to replace Pigeon.
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What?
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-Pigeon quit the team?
-Yeah, he left.
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What? Okay, Okay. Hold on.
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Damn, I think I lost
my sunglasses.
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Marquess, give me yours.
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These aren't sunglasses.
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Yeah, these'll be good.
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Okay team.
Let's solve some mysteries.
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Where'd you get
that tracksuit?
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Oh this? I made it.
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I was selling them online
for 150 bucks a unit.
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Until I got a cease and desist
in the mail.
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-From who?
-From GUESS.
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-Okay...
-What?
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Tommy Hilfiger?
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No, GUESS, the clothing line.
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I am dumbass.
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-Armani?
-GUESS.
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Oh, this is fun.
Diane Von Furstenberg.
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-Mike.
-Calvin Klein.
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-GUESS.
-Versace.
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-GUESS.
-Mossimo for Target.
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-GUESS.
-I am, mother (BLEEP).
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-Sergio Valente.
-GUESS, God dammit.
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The brand is GUESS.
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The brand is Levi's
mother (BLEEP).
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Oh my God. What...
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Oh, oh, oh. Michael Kors.
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-(CRASH AND SCREAM)
-(TIRES SQUEALING)
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(PANTING)
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(GASPS)
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(PANTING AND GASPING)
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Oh no. Poor Pigeon.
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What are you talking about?
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This is Pigeon. He just don't
look like Pigeon right now.
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And he also... He's dead.
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Damn.
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So, I guess that means
I'm definitely on
the team, huh?
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Can I live in his room?
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-I currently embroiled
in a dispute with my landlord.
-(SCOFFS)
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And uh, also rest
in peace, Pigeon?
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I always loved you
and I didn't get a chance
to say so.
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Okay, I'm gonna go
get my (BLEEP) out the car.
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And bring it inside,
since that's where
I've been living.
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You know, because of
that dispute.
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MIKE: When I was younger, I
remember grandmother taking me
to the knitting store.
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We would spend hours together
picking out the perfect yarn
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from all the beautiful colors.
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And then we would
sit in her parlor
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together, knitting
all afternoon.
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Sometimes she wouldbraid my hair.
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And there would always be timefor cookies.
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I will always miss those times
with Gram.
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But I will always forever
cherish the memories.
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Amen.
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Michael, what was that?
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It's a eulogy I got off
the internet
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when I did a search
for typical eulogy speech.
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I didn't have the time
or the inclination
to write my own.
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And this one seemed perfect.
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Dad, don't you think
it's weird that we had him
buried at a pet cemetery?
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Well, I bought the plot
years ago when he was still
a bird.
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I got plots for all of us.
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Mine is in Arlington
National Cemetery.
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Right next to the Tomb of the
Unknown Soldier.
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Marquess, you're gonna be
buried in California right
next to Marilyn Monroe.
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Because I know how much
you love her.
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Oh my god. Thank you, Michael.
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And Yung, your final
resting place will be in your
homeland of Korea.
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I can't remember if it's North
or South Korea.
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I didn't make
the arrangements.
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Deezy did.
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I thought you said,
North or South Carolina.
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We got hers in South Carolina.
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About 30 minutes
from Charleston,
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if I'm not mistaken.
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Real interesting.
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30 minutes away
from Charleston.
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Marquess, go ahead.
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Okay, ahem.
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We pour this one out
for our homie, Pigeon.
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(MARQUESS GASPS)
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(YUNG SHRIEKS)
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Oh my... Oh, my god.
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He's not even in anything.
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It's a pet cemetery.
They only had little coffins.
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Come on, let's get outta here.
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Pigeon would've wanted us
to get on with our lives.
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(CROW CAWING)
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Damn, where the hell
is the light switch?
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Oh, well, well, well.
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Pigeon?
I thought you were dead.
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Shut the door and keep
your voice down.
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What are you doing in here?
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In my room?
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Shouldn't I ask you that?
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How you still alive?
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And who's that man we buried?
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Listen close.
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Because I'm only gonna
say this once.
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In 1979 I stole $400 million
from the Albanian mafia.
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I got away with it clean.
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Until 1989, I bragged about it
to a Lithuanian whore.
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Who, you guessed it,was actuallyan Albanian whore.
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I blame the cocaine.
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Well, I'll tell ya.
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The one mafia you don't wanna
run afoul of is the
Albanian mafia.
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You know they made a guyeat himself
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in his own home.
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In front of his wife and kids.
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Hacked off pieces of him,sewed him back up,served him the pieces.
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Took six months, they say.
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That was in Malta, they say.
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But I know it was Riga.
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Latvia, beautiful place,right there on the water.
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They made the wife eatthe guy and it was donein a week.
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And that was a fact.
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So, I knew I had to disappear.
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Forever.
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And there was this division of
the Pakistani royal guard.
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Headed by a guy, Dr. Khan,
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who supposedly was attemptingto surgically turn peopleinto animals.
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They're obsessed by the schemeof having a rabbit blow upthe Israeli Knesset.
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Anyhoo, for a $100 millionhe turned me into a pigeon.
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And I've lived that wayever since.
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Till about a month ago.
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We were in Newport beach,
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we'd just solved one of thesedumb mysteries.
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And I did a bunch of cocaine,
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(BLEEP) some rich housewife
and bragged about stealing
the 400 million
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from the Albanian mafia.
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Well, turns out that housewifewas married to a lawyer
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for the Albanian mafia.
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So, I knew it wouldn't be longbefore they came for me here.
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So, to end it once
and for all,
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I decided to let them kill me.
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Or at least think they did.
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I met a guy. A failed actor,who'd recently been diagnosedwith a terminal ailment
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of some kind, and wantedto end his life.
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We did a bunch of cocaineand he agreed to have
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facial and vocalreconstructive surgery tolook and sound like me.
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Once I knew the Albanian mafiawas watching the house,
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I sent him out in the street
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to be run over by another guy.
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Who I had also met
and done cocaine with
that same night.
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Who said he needed to
kill somebody to join a gang.
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Do Mike and the team know?
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What they don't know
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will keep them alive.
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Not for very long.
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You see my name is
Amir Bakshimi.
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You've heard this name, yes?
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You took my money.
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And now I'm here to take
your life.
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Ah, how?
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I also paid $100 million
to have surgery to make me
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look and sound like
someone else.
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I'm gonna start by cutting
off your wings.
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I wonder if Pigeon wings
taste as good
as chicken wings.
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You'll have to tell me.
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Ah!
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Oh (BLEEP).
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Good thing I had my pistol.
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I keep it with me and loaded.
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You know
my landlord situation.
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What?
What the (BLEEP) is going on?
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Congratulations, Deezy.
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You passed the test.
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You are now an official member
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of the Mike Tyson
Mystery Team.
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What was the test?
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Killing someone.
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We all had to kill someone
to join the team.
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You're one of us now.
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Wait a second.
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So, this whole thing was like,
an elaborate plan?
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(STAMMERS) I didn't wanna
kill someone.
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Too late.
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You're in.
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You got what you wanted.
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Am I going to jail?
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No. We operate above the law.
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We're a special secret
government strike team.
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Also known as the Mike Tyson
Special Secret Government
Strike Team.
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