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J�rgen, shouldn't you clean up a little over there? They're coming soon.

Now I have fixed a lot here for a very long time.

Yes. I'm happy about it. Very grateful, in fact.

That is why we have managed this.

Can I sit here and work? You fix this much better.

We have lived here together, we sell together.

-Jens Kristian, come down. -Can't he let go?

No. This is just as much in his interest.

Maybe not as much.

Yes.

Should I just put a blanket over this?

(It rings.)

Hello. Mina Stordalen.

Hi! Anitra Skolmen.

Hi, my name is Jørgen.

Come in.

Greetings from Ingar. He has given me this sale.

He starts the process, then he gives the rest of us the actual sale.

Yes, if that's how he operates ...

Shall I help you with the coat ... jacket?

-For a lovely house. -Yes. We think we are doing very well.

What did you do with your life, Tommy?

What went wrong?

Why did it happen like this,

Tommy?

What were your reasons?

You always defend me,

Tommy.

when there was ever a quarrel.

When Life Was a Party, Tommy,

what were your reasons?

-This was a little fun. -Funny. Nice gift.

-How much? -The big 15, the small 10.

8 zlotys, how much is it? 18 kroner?

Isn't it more like 15?

-9 zlotys? -10.

We do not bargain in Poland. It costs what it costs.

So boring. I think it was a lot.

- Shall we just go? -It seems like she means it.

Thanks.

I can not stand more.

Ania, the elevator does not work.

What?

Shit!

In summary, it is the most elegant, purely linguistic, ...

The elevator is left.

-Now again? -Yes.

... as it was in older Latin ...

-Hey, buddy. -Hey Mama.

... that the verb, by means of suffixes, expresses the future.

- That was not what I asked. -No but ...

Had I given the short answer, she would have learned less.

Do you remember what we talked about? Amabo, amabis, amabit, amabi ...?

-Amabimus. -Nettopp: amabimus.

Did you hear that? She has learned it.

We find something of the same in Arabic and French.

-Tomasz ...? Wait. But are we going to Scandinavian, -

- we will see that there is no futurum paradigm.

Tomasz, I think we should have a massage shower.

Power shower?

At Maria's home, they have both a power shower and a PlayStation 4.

PlayStation 4? Yes, but Maria's family has a lot of money and can buy whatever they want.

-The more vulgar, the better. -Massage shower is then not vulgar.

-It's huge. -No, not that big.

Now, we're actually talking about futurum paradigms.

-Greit. -I know it sounds weird, -

- but they actually express the future in the present tense with modal verbs.

When Scandinavians talk about the future, they express different degrees of probability.

And it's completely unnecessary, as much money as they have ...

Hugo, come here a little.

-Look, a dwarf. -It's really called short, isn't it?

Call it what you will, but ... She's a dwarf now, then.

Think what consequences it can have for the price ...

-Should they move? - Do not you know?

He stands on the stairs and steams, she gets her own health program.

-How do you know all this? -Talking to people.

-You do not talk to people. -But I know that. Look how small she is!

Shall we place a bid?

-Move right across the street? -There are better lighting conditions.

Can you handle another round?

-You are not to believe. -It's fun to watch.

Maybe they have solved the ground floor in a very ok way.

What do you think of this, then?

Yes, yes ... vulgar.

You have approved the prospectus, I understand. I stand for shoe bags.

Can't we drop it? A little petty.

- Tiresome to wash out afterwards. - We have to do that anyway. We want 9.2.

-No guarantee, but we try. -We must have 9.2.

- Do you have anything in your binoculars? -Yes.

We have that ...

Hi!

-Cute guy. What's he doing? -If you ask me, I'll ask you.

-Good with young people during viewing. -Should I be present?

Stasis with you too, you know!

Then I thought a bit about these movie posters out in the hallway.

"Hello, 33" ... and "Spring Suck".

Maybe you should take them down? That's how personal taste can seem ...

These are Jørgen's films. He has cooked them.

- Did you cook ...? Congratulations. -Thank you.

But it can still be smart to ...

-Not meant to ... -It's fine, we take them down.

-Amanda too? -No, it must stand.

I got it for "Spring Suck".

Yes. Are you going to be on the show too?

Yes, it's me.

That's nice.

That is not law.

I just want to taste.

It's enough.

What? Shall we have this conversation again? After graduation, I get a job, and everything will be fine.

We have to move.

We must have something bigger when we are four.

Do you know what linguists earn? How much?

Good linguists can earn anything.

For example, Noam Chomsky. He probably has to butter on the bread.

-I think so. -And those who are not him?

Where do you want to go now? I'll be earning 2000-2500.

-After a few years, maybe. Is it enough? -That's the path I have chosen.

Of course it's nice to go your own way, but ...

I have another plan.

What is this?

What your father owes you.

28 years of omissions.

-You should go and get that money. -It is much.

Do you think he gives them to me without further ado?

Tomasz, every father must then pay for his child.

-It's normal. -Know it.

Listen.

I have arranged transport.

-Transportation? -Today, by car.

Nykvist! No, Nykvist!

Hello? How are you?

Is there a doctor here?

Hello. Who is this?

Do not know, but he lives in the area.

Hi! Do you hear me?

What's your name?

-Have I bared my teeth? -They look good. Cut the lip.

What's your name?

Vidkun.

Rotevatn.

Can you look at the light?

Have you fought anywhere? Sore neck? Hurt elsewhere?

If he falls asleep or changes state of consciousness, he needs to see a doctor.

Is his real name Vidkun?

Yes, my name is Vidkun.

You forgot this. Payment for transport.

And this you give to your father.

- Do you want to tell him to go away? -It's getting a little weird.

Please. We have talked about this.

Dad has to go to Norway and get some money.

But he's coming back, so ...

You get to enjoy yourself in there for so long.

-Then you sing. -No, give up!

This is the only way for you to get close to him.

The cat sits on the fence and winks.

This is - do not laugh - a nice song that is not so long.

Not so long, not so short, just right fit.

Sing, cat, one more time. Like that.

Nice. Here is the list.

Be specific. And no hesitation or feeling; that would be typical of you.

See you in two weeks.

-Greit. -Nice. Come on, let's say it.

Good day.

-Tomek? -Tomasz.

You're welcome.

-Sigg? -No thanks.

Or by the way.

Jasiu! Damn, did you have to go to the village to find that Coke?

Off we go. Put the backpack behind.

How are you? Ready to conquer Norway?

Think so.

Good choice, good choice.

They have money. And houses they are constantly renovating.

Not before they are finished, then they start again.

That's why we have a job.

I have been to Italy, Germany and England.

There they do not respect Poles. Gives us shitty jobs, does not pay on time.

Norwegians have culture.

They have a lot of money, they keep their word.

Simply good people.

Everyone smiles and knows English, it is nice and clean in the streets.

What exactly can you do?

Well, can and can ....

What? Are you a plumber, do you lay floors, do you paint?

-No, I'm a linguist. -What?

Linguist.

I know many languages ​​and I know a lot about languages.

In fact, it is really diachronic linguistics:

How the languages ​​develop over time in relation to each other.

Or separately.

-I do not understand this. -What do you not understand?

-I do not run a travel agency. -So linguists can not sit on?

-Yes, but it costs a little more. - I think that's unfair.

Masons, locksmiths, plumbers travel to Norway. The linguists stay in Poland.

-Yes, I'm coming! -To hell with it!

-Happiness on the journey. -Please ...

I'm going to get money there.

What money?

What money?

Money my father owes me.

What the hell, are you Norwegian?

I have never been to Norway.

Is your father Norwegian, or what?

It is said so.

You've never seen your father?

Well ...

No never.

It was like hell. Just like me.

My father was always inside.

You will join us. You will join us.

Move, the linguist will join.

-How many languages ​​do you know? -Many different.

I can speak Chinese better than Japanese.

- Do you know any Scandinavian languages? -Yes.

-Do you speak norwegian? -Norwegian, well ...

A friend sent me something. What does this mean: "pussy lickers"?

It means ... at ...

... with heavy ... in a way ... ladies ...

- That means it. - "Fitteslikkere"!

-I read it in a book. -Sure you have.

-Hi guys. -Hi Dad.

(Small talk in the background)

-I fell on the bike today. -Oh dear.

- Did you strike? -Yes actually.

-It was not good. -I'm still a little dizzy.

-You can lie down. -No, it's over.

No thank you. Did not knock out the teeth, knock on the table.

It was good to hear, then.

-Should I cook some food? -Happily. We're on.

Homework?

We need a dog.

I may have promised myself a little away.

But we get a basis for a proper discussion.

-We then put it behind us. -You have it.

-We want a dog. -I know.

-A very strong feeling. - We understand that.

But it also feels very strong - and painful - when a dog is not feeling well.

- It will not happen, you know. -No, I do not know.

You may move away from home in 8-9 years.

Sveinung at 11-12. Then that dog has several years left.

We should not advance when the kids are moving away from home.

Sveinung, you can stay at home as long as you want.

You know that too. That's why we built the basement, right?

-I can take the dog with me. -Me too!

When you are going to study in Paris or take preparatory courses in Bali, -

- is not sure it fits.

When I turn 55, I will step down to work, travel, ski.

-Dogs love to ski. -But does dad want to bring a dog on skis?

It's stressing me already now -

- that a dog wants me to talk and cuddle all the time.

Maybe we do not need all the weirdest counter-perceptions now?

Ordinary counter-perceptions: There is a lot you do not understand about responsibility ...

- You know that ... -... before becoming plus / minus 40.

Sveinung, is it really freezing in your teeth now? Come here a little.

And you two have more than enough activities.

-I do not see this as an activity. - That's it, Line.

It's just as much an exercise in empathy: thinking of something other than oneself.

Then the defeat will be all the greater if you do not manage it. Nice.

We should start with something a little smaller.

-Fish or mouse. -I do not want mice!

-You do not fall in love with mice. - I guess you can.

- Nothing happens. -Mice do much more than you think.

Babies do not do much either, yet mom and I fell in love with you.

We are fine now, but our old life disappeared when you came.

We became a little more bastardized and bound.

We have chosen it ourselves, Line.

-And we're fine. -Yes. I have not said anything else.

If we get a dog, we can no longer travel to Gran Canaria.

-What were we driving? -Buggy.

-It was fun! -Right? We can only forget that.

We can then go on holiday anyway. People do not stop there because. a dog.

Five weeks at a campsite in Sweden where you do not notice that the children are drowning?

- We will not take this in front of the kids. -Suddenly I appear unreasonable.

It would be wrong if 25% were to block an overwhelming majority.

-Who would not at the Technical Museum? - You went anyway.

-We're talking about principles. -No, about deeper things:

-Long-term desires and longings. - There will be so charged words.

Wishing for a dog, Vidkun, is actually quite charged.

-I had a dog when I was little. -Wonderful you did not tell me.

A very cute retriever I inherited from Aunt Bitten.

-Just. -We were like teasing.

We followed each other where we stood and walked.

When it died, the world fell apart. Children should not experience that feeling.

-Aunt Bitten? -On the mother's side.

-I feel you're not telling the truth. -Yes.

- Did you really have a dog, Dad? -Yes.

I have also been bitten by a hunting dog.

-It hurt, wasn't it? -Very. I actually have scars.

-Get to see. -Maybe Dad will show it to you?

-Hm? -Get to see.

- Show them the scar, then. -Yes, my God.

Maybe it was this arm.

(Sounds from above)

Yes ...

We were three, and we all had different blood but common goals.

In a few years, the world would be at our feet.

A lot of money ...

Cheap wine and discussions until dawn.

Did she bring the gifts your father did not give you as a child?

No.

-It's nonsense. -How?

-Then you can plus a couple of hundred thousand. -Children deserve so much.

-Of course. -Wait a minute.

-How old are you? -28.

-Calculate it. -28 birthdays.

Damn ... All gifts must be multiplied by 28.

For name day, Easter ...

Christmas. Sixth-December gift.

And then all the gifts under the tree.

-And 1. May, 3. May, long weekends ... -We have a lot of holidays.

-And then there is the confirmation ... -And you were probably good at school.

I had a few fives, the rest sixes.

-Only fives and sixes? -Yes. What did you have?

-Yes, yes ... -What did you have in history?

Well, I ...

Mom ... Look here. She would not say much.

She showed me this. He's here.

Here.

-Which of them? - He's the teacher there.

Mom was a guide for Norwegian students in Auschwitz.

It's mom.

So ... so he does not know that you exist?

-No. -Nice Norwegian ...

Hello. How do you think it is with your tires?

English?

Tires are. -No.

No, we are not tired. We have driven all the way.

Just a moment.

We are going to Norway to work.

Unfortunately, we can not let you in with those tires.

Everything is fine. Work, yes?

-Is it the tires? -Something with the wheels.

-What's up? - It's the wheels.

- Are you going to fix it? -Of course.

-Especially. -Just wait and see.

-So see and fix it. -I said that.

Stop! You fix it and you shut up.

Ouch!

-Move it! - Get in, fast!

Hi!

-How much sigg do you have with you? -Do you not know how expensive this is in Norway?

Yes, that's why I ask.

I have some packages ... extra.

Just like I said: They stand for an hour at a time.

-Faen rather ... -What?

-Hello again. -Hi.

-Everything okay? -Yes.

-New tires? -Yes, fairly new.

Do you have a receipt?

Hell ...

-Welcome. -Thanks.

Look there, yes.

Hello.

There is a list in the kitchen if you are interested.

We'll have to look at that.

Mom, why are we here at all?

-We are much nicer with us. -If the light is good, we fix everything else -

- in a couple of weeks, with skilled craftsmen and ... some money.

-Yes ...? -OMG!

-What ...? -Yes.

-I'm right, huh? -Of course.

Thank you.

(It knocks.)

Hello.

Hello.

Have you done that English thing?

No not yet.

Okay.

Yes ...

Why are you not down on the show?

- That's bullshit. -Enig.

What are you doing?

-Make some stuff. -Ok ...

-A crocodile? -Yes actually.

It was really cute.

No, not so cute.

I think it was really cute.

But it is not sweet; I promise you.

Hey, Anitra.

Hello.

- Do you want some? -Yes please.

Looks good.

-Mmm ... Made it yourself? -Yes.

Or I have customized it a bit.

Oh you. Great house, lovely lighting conditions.

-Yes, we will really miss that. -Have you bought anything new?

Yes, we have looked at it a little differently.

-True beauty. -Pardon.

-Is there a separate water heater? -I strongly support that.

Anitra. It may well be that we place a bid.

We will be staying here for the rest of our lives. Then we go for the best lighting conditions.

Cheated.

Little friend. Now I think we're done here.

Snerten, she the broker ...

-Look at the cute dog. -We can greet it.

Then you take care of Sveinung, right?

Hey you.

Hi!

Thanks for your help.

How's your head?

Yes thank you.

A little dizzy, maybe, but pretty good.

-I thought you lived well. -Yes, but we have to see a little.

-So many nice solutions here. - Anitra says that too, yes.

-There are many nice solutions ... -Very sad if you have to move.

-Dad, pat the dog. -You're not afraid of dogs, are you?

Come on, Vidkun. Should Dad greet the dog a little?

Get to see.

Let Dad greet the dog alone, then he gets used to it. He stuck!

Is this Ullevål school? Thanks.

Hello? Excuse me.

I have this old picture.

Do you know where I can find this man?

-I think he worked as a teacher here. -Yes.

So you know who he is?

His name is Kiran.

-Kiran? -Kjiran.

- Do you know where he lives? -No.

But he lives here in the area.

Thanks.

Hello? Excuse me.

I'm looking for this man: Kiran.

Or is itKjiran?

SannsynligvisKjiran.

But it could have been Kiran?

No ...

Unlikely.

Is there any logic that says when it erk, and when it erk?

-Not really. -I'm just trying to ...

Do you know where he lives? I thought maybe ...

Just go straight up this road ...

Like that.

(It rings.)

No, Sveinung. Mom takes it there.

Back, up, front.

-Bak ... -Vidkun!

Yes ... Take the grinders, remember that.

Then you continue: behind, up, in front.

-Hey Hey! -Hi.

Hi ... I'm going straight to the point.

We've heard some rumors. Did you fall on the bike yesterday?

-Yes, I did. -Sorry, this is not going to happen.

Did you slip on something?

Yes, I actually did.

- Do you know what it was? -No.

Molluscs, perhaps?

Snails?

Hey Hey!

-Look here. -There, yes.

A little expensive, then.

(Prating in Polish)

Do you have a guy?

No, sorry.

-Gee. -Yes?

Tomasz Nowak.

I have everything I need.

Oh, sorry.

What can you do, then?

-A lot. -Like what?

-Diaconal linguistics. -What is it?

How languages ​​develop over time -

- in relation to each other and separately, so to speak ...

No, I'm a carpenter.

You must try, then.

There's one rule I have: I like to give people a chance.

But if it does not work, I will tip you off again.

Do you live in Warsaw?

Yes.

It's been seven years since I left Warsaw.

Okay.

Take this one. He who was lying here disappeared a few days ago.

No girls, no boys, no sex, but ...

As many buns as you can handle.

Okay.

Everyone, we have a new guest. Get some attention, damn it!

Welcome to Ullevål Hageby.

If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

All the way into the forest there is a ski farm, moss-grown and gray.

He is to fall and seek isaman,

but as a memorial here he stands.

Once upon a time, this was an important barrier

which protects the field against cattle feet.

Arion vulgaris.

Brown Snail.

Help us!

But thank you, Vidkun, for an early warning.

... which stands and testifies to a bygone era.

It is a search for old greatness, a struggle against nature, a struggle that is over.

Now the host is fighting on other fronts ...