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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN
THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
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THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY
FALLON
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TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS
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MIKE TYSON, ADAM DEVINE, MUSICAL
GUEST CHRONIXX, AND FEATURING
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THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW, AND
NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST...
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JIMMY FALLON
♪ ♪
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>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO "THE
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TONIGHT SHOW."
I'M JIMMY FALLON
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TODAY IS JULY 27TH
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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>> 99 DAYS.
>> 99 DAYS
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>> 99 DAYS AWAY FROM THE
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE ARE JUST 99 DAYS AWAY FROM
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ELECTION AND JUST 100 DAYS AWAY
FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARING
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THE RESULTS INVALID.
JUST 99 DAYS, OR AS ONE PERSON
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PUT SO MUCH HACKING, SO LITTLE
TIME
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TRUMP THINKS 99 DAYS AND PLENTY
OF TIME TO GET HIS CAMPAIGN IN
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SHAPE.
HE'S LIKE SOMEONE LOOKING IN THE
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MIRROR GOING I STILL HAVE TIME
TO GET READY FOR SWIM SUIT
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SEASON
THAT'S LIKE AN ENTIRE BASEBALL
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SEASON PLUS 96 DAYS.
YEAH, 99 DAYS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
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THAT MUCH.
THEN AGAIN THE LAST 99 DAYS HAVE
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FELT LIKE 900 YEARS.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING ON TRUMP'S
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CHANCES TO TURN AROUND
HE SPENT THE MORNING SCREAMING
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INTO HIS MYPILLOW, WHICH HAS 99
DAYS LEFT, IT LOOKS LIKE JOE
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BIDEN IS CLOSE TO CHOOSING ‐‐ I
GOT SCREWED BECAUSE NO ONE
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LAUGHED AT THAT LAST JOKE.
MAYBE IF YOU HEAR IT AT HOME ‐‐
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THE MYPILLOW GUY IS HIS BIGGEST
SUPPORTER IS MYPILLOW.
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KEEP IT IN THERE
>> NO, NO.
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>> OH, GOOD.
>> IT'S NOT WORTH IT
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WELL W JUST 99 DAYS LEFT T LOOKS
LIKE JOE BIDEN IS CLOSE TO
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CHOOSING A RUNNING MATE THIS
WEEK AND HE'S PERSONALLY
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INTERVIEWING ALL THE CANDIDATES.
HE SAID I'M GOING TO ASK YOU THE
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SAME QUESTION OBAMA ASKED ME, DO
YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE QUIET
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GAME
HE'S ASKING THE HARD‐HITTING
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QUESTIONS LIKE DO YOU HAVE
ORGANIZE EXPERIENCE ORGANIZING
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PILLS?
AND WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN
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FIVE YEARS AND THE CANDIDATES
ARE LIKE, PRESIDENT.
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WHILE DISCUSSING TRUMP'S
RESPONSE TO THE PANDEMIC, PELOSI
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SAID HER NEW NICKNAME FOR TRUMP
IS MR. MAKE MATTERS WORSE.
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FOR MORE, I'M JOINED BY THE
PERSON WHO WRITES THE CLEVER
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NICKNAMES NANCY PELOSI USES.
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE
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NICKNAME, MR. MAKE MATTERS
WORSE?
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>> WELL, FIRST I STARTED WITH
TRUMP'S AGENDA, WHICH IS MAN
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AND I THOUGHT WHAT IS TRUMP
DOING THAT'S UPSETTING SO MANY
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PEOPLE RIGHT NOW AND THAT'S
OBVIOUS.
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IT'S THE WAY HE HANDLES MATTERS,
RIGHT?
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WELL, HE MAKES THEM WORSE AND
THAT'S HOW THE FAMOUS NICKNAME
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WAS BORN
NOW EVERYONE CALLS TRUMP
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MR. MAKE MATTERS WORSE
>> I DON'T THINK ANYONE BUT
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PELOSI IS CALLING HIM THAT
NO OFFENSE BUT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
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IT'S NOT THE BEST NICKNAME EVER.
>> IT'S NOT MY PROUDEST WORK
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I CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR
BETSY DEVOS THAT IS DEVASTATING.
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MY NICKNAME FOR HER, THE
SECRETARY OF MISEDUCATION OF THE
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AMERICAN PEOPLE.
>> I THINK YOU'RE HITTING THE
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SAME WALL THERE.
NICKNAMES ARE USUALLY CATCHY
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>> I USUALLY ONLY HAVE TO ANSWER
TO SPEAKER PELOSI.
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THESE NAMES ARE VERY FUNNY TO AN
80‐YEAR‐OLD WOMAN WHO IS
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EXTREMELY STRESSED
>> DWAYNE JOHNSON'S NICKNAME WAS
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THE ROCK, NOT THE BIG MAN GOOD
AT PUNCHING AND ACTING
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>> I'LL COME CLEAN
I KNOW THESE NAMES AREN'T GOOD,
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I GET IT
BUT NANCY LOVES THEM
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SHE TOLD ME THE KEY TO A GOOD
NICKNAME IS LONG AND IMPOSSIBLE
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TO REMEMBER.
BEING THE NICKNAME WRITER IS MY
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DREAM JOB.
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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>> I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU
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>> MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME IF YOU
THINK SPEAKER PELOSI WOULD LIKE
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THEM
>> SURE.
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IT SEEMS LIKE YOU AND I WOULD
HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES BUT, SURE,
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LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT
>> THIS IS FOR STEVE KILIS A
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MEMBER OF THE HOUSE.
MORE LIKE MEMBER OF THE HOUSE
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AND THE HOUSE IS A HOUSE OF
CARDS THAT IS TUMBLING DOWN.
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>> THAT'S ALL ONE NICKNAME
>> LOUD AND CLEAR, JIMMY
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BUT THIS NEXT IS A PERFECT BURN
FOR MIKE PENCE
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THE VICE PRESIDENT DON'T OF THE
UNUNITED STATES OF AMERI‐DON'T
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MITCH MCCONNELL, CAPTAIN OF THE
SS ALL ABOARD TOOT TOOT.
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>> LOOK, IT SEEMS LIKE THE OTHER
ONES PELOSI LIKES KIND OF, SO I
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WON'T SAY TILTS IT'S GOOD, BUT
MAYBE SHE'LL LIKE THAT ONE
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>> NOW I CAN GO BACK TO HELPING
THE DEMOCRATS FIGHT THE TRUMP
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ADMINISTRATION THE BEST WAY WE
KNOW HOW, WITH SASS.
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>> KEVIN CHIPRIANO, EVERYBODY.
AND GET THIS, THE OTHER DAY
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TRUMP SAID HE'D BE THROWING OUT
THE FIRST PITCH AT A YANKEES
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GAME NEXT MONTH.
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE WON'T
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BE THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH
AUGUST 15TH AFTERALL
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HE TWEETED HE'S FOCUSING ON
CORONAVIRUS MEETINGS AND THE
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ECONOMY AND CAN'T BE THERE THAT
DAY.
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>> ALTHOUGH, THANKS TO HIS HAND
LING OF THE PANDEMIC, HE MIGHT
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BE ABLE TO THROW OUT THE LAST
PITCH TOMORROW
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I WISH TRUMP DIDN'T CANCEL ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER
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>> ‐‐ MOSTLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO
SEE HIM SLOWLY WALK DOWN THE
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PITCHER'S MOUND.
>> THE DIRT IS VERY SLIPPERY,
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VERY, VERY SLIPPERY AND I'M
WEARING LEATHER SHOES.
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EVERYONE KNOWS WHEN YOU WEAR
LEATHER SHOES AND SLIPPERS,
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PITCHER'S MOUNDS, IT'S HARD TO
GET DOWN OFF THE MOUND
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>> IT'S KIND OF SAD TRUMP
CANCELLED THROWING THE BALL.
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DON JR. WAS LIKE YOU GET USED TO
IT
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WELL, TRUMP SKIPPING THE FIRST
PITCH ISN'T THE NEWS BASEBALL
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FANS ARE UPSET ABOUT TODAY
ALREADY THERE'S TROUBLE.
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>> ESPN REPORTING THE MIAMI
MARLINS HOME OPENER TONIGHT HAS
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BEEN CANCELLED
EIGHT MORE PLAYERS AND TWO
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COACHES HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR
CORONAVIRUS.
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IN ALL 14 PEOPLE IN THE
CLUBHOUSE HAVE TESTED POSITIVE
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>> 14 PLAYERS AND COACHES ON ONE
TEAM HAVE ALREADY TESTED
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POSITIVE JUST DAYS INTO THE
SEASON
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BUT LET'S REOPEN SCHOOLS
THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR THE
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MARLINS AND MAJOR LEAGUE
BASEBALL
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BESIDES THAT, WHO SAW THIS
COMING
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WHO KNEW A SPORT WHERE THEY SPIT
AND HIGH FIVE WOULD PUT PEOPLE
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AT RISK.
HALF THE MARLINS TESTED
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POSITIVE
EVEN WORSE, THE TEAM IS
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REPLACING THOSE PLAYERS WITH DR.
FAUCI.
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[ SYMBOL
>> AND IF DR. FAUCI ISN'T
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AVAILABLE, THEY COULD TRY TO GET
QUEST LOVE
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♪
>> NOT FUNNY
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>> HEY
>> OH, CHECK THIS OUT.
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I SAW THAT BUGATTI IS SELLING A
CAR FOR KIDS
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AND I GUARANTEE EVERY OTHER
PARENT IS HERE
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AND TIKTOK
AND 10,000 NEW JOBS OVER THE
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NEXT THREE YEARS
AND I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL ON TV.
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>> FINDING THE RIGHT CAREER CAN
BE TOUGH
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AT TIKTOK CAREER COLLEGE, WE
GIVE YOU THE RESOURCES AND
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TRAINING WE NEED TO BUILD THE
TIKTOK INDUSTRY.
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WHETHER YOU'RE POINTING AT TEXT
DOT SCREEN OR POINTING AT PEOPLE
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POINTING AT TEXT DOT SCREEN, WE
HAVE YOU COVERED
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IT'S GROWING
>> NOW TIKTOK CAREER COLLEGE, I
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HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RIP THAT
LOW, OR MAKE MY GRANDPA LIP SINK
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A BABY SONG.
THANKS TIKTOK CAREER COLLEGE
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>> THEY'RE THE BEST IN THEIR
FIELD.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO STUDY
ADD THE FEET OF SANDY DEVETO
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>> I USED TO WORK IN RETAIL BUT
I REALIZED I COULD EARN A LOT
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MORE FROM A DEGREE AT TIKTOK
CAREER COLLEGE
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NOW I HAVE MY DREAM JOB OF DOING
ONE‐PERSON REENACTMENTS OF
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"HOUSE HUNTERS."
I DON'T GET PAID AND I WORK IN
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RETAIL BUT I DO HAVE NEARLY
2,000 FOLLOWERS.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
ENROLL TODAY
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>> HE'S GOING TO GET BACK INTO
THE BOXING RING.
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MIKE TYSON IS HERE THIS EVENING.
ADAM DIVINE IS HERE.
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HE'S GOT A NEW QUIBI, QUIBI,
AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC ALL THE
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WAY FROM JAMAICA
CHRONIXX IS ON THE SHOW.
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HEY, EVERYONE, THIS PAST WEEKEND
WE LOST AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. TV
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HOST AND OUR GOOD FRIEND REGIS
PHILBIN PASSED AWAY AT 88 YEARS
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OLD.
REGIS GOT HIS START AS AN NBC
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PAGE HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
WHEN STEVE ALLEN WAS THE HOST,
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BUT THE BIG BREAK FOR HIM WAS IN
1967 WHEN HE BECAME FAMOUS AS
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THE SIDEKICK ON THE JOEY BISHOP
SHOW
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HE COULD DO EVERYTHING. HE COULD
SING, HE WAS FUNNY, LIKE REALLY
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FUNNY.
AND HE WAS AN ENTERTAINER. HE
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WAS ALWAYS GAME TO DO A BIT,
DRESS UP, HE WOULD DO ANYTHING
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FOR A LAUGH.
I LOVED HIM, MY GRANDPARENTS
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LOVED HIM, MY MOM AND DAD LOVED
HIM.
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BETWEEN HIS EARLY CAREER AND HIS
TIME ON "REGIS AND KATHIE LEE"
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AND "REGIS AND KELLY," HE WAS
PART OF ALL OF OUR LIVES. HE
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WOULD TELL FUNNY STORIES ABOUT
HIS NIGHT OUT IN MANHATTAN THE
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NIGHT BEFORE AND TELL THEM WITH
SUCH HUMOR AND CLASS AND GRACE.
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I LOVED THAT HE NEVER FORGOT HIS
IRISH ROOTS, AND AS SOMEONE WHO
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GREW UP IN AN IRISH FAMILY, I
COULD RELATE TO ALL OF HIS
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STORIES.
WHEN I STARTED TO BECOME FAMOUS
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ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND
PEOPLE WOULD ASK, "WHAT'S IT
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LIKE WHEN PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU
ON THE STREET?" AND I WOULD
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REPLY, "I FEEL LIKE REGIS" ‐ AND
EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD THAT. THERE
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WAS NO NEED FOR EXPLANATION, HE
WAS THE KING OF NEW YORK
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I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ON HIS
SHOW AS A GUEST AND HE WAS ON MY
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SHOW NUMEROUS TIMES.
HE'LL BE REMEMBERED AS A
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GENUINELY NICE PERSON A FUNNY
HUMAN A GOOD HUSBAND, FATHER AND
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GRANDFATHER.
AND HE ALWAYS HAD THAT SMILE
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WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING,
THEY'LL STEAL YOUR HEART AWAY.
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REGIS, W
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>>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
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HEY, WHENEVER I NEED A PICK ME
UP, I GO TO MY MAIN SOURCE OF
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SPIRITUAL STRENGTH
IT'S TIME
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FOR #BLESSED, #INSPIRE
>> AND NOW #BLESSED #INSPIRED.
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>> OUR FIRST INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
IS SING LIKE NO ONE IS
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LISTENING, DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS
WATCHING, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE I
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WON'T POST THIS ON TIKTOK.
I'M ALREADY STARTING TO FEEL
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BETTER
HOW ABOUT THIS MORSEL?
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YOU HAVE THE BEST VIEW THERE'S
EVER BEEN UNTIL TOM HANKS PLAYS
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YOU IN A BIO PICK, THEN TOM
HANKS IS THE BEST YOU.
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HERE'S A TREASURE.
IT TAKES MORE MUSCLES TO FROWN
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THAN IT DOES TO SMILE.
SO, FROWN MORE AND USE THAT
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PELOTON I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS,
BABE
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HERE'S A LITTLE BLESSING
THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES
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BEGINS WITH THE SINGLE STEP AND
THE WORDS MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
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OH MAN OH MAN.
♪ ♪
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NOT A BIG VANESSA CARLTON FAN?
HERE'S A SPOT OF ‐‐ A SPOT OF
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CLEAR TEA.
DON'T CRY START SMILING AND
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EVERYONE WILL BE JEALOUS OR CRY
AND SMILE AT THE SAME TIME
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IT'S TERRIFYING.
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER TOUCH OF
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INSPIRATION?
TRUE BEAUTY IS ON THE INSIDE
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WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE AN OLD
AVOCADO, THEN YOU'RE JUST BROWN
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MUSH
COME TO THINK OF IT YOU'RE NOT
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SO PRETTY ON THE OUTSIDE EITHER.
HERE'S A USED BIRKENSTOCK THAT
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HAS THE OUTLINE OF YOUR FOOT IN
IT
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I USED TO THINK THAT BOTH
DRAGONS AND DINOSAURS WERE REAL
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AND I LIKE THEM BOTH A LOT
THEN WHEN I GOT OLDER, I
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REALIZED DINOSAURS WERE REAL AND
DRAGONS WERE IMAGINARY, SO I
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LIKED DINOSAURS MORE AND WHEN I
GOT OLDER, I STARTED READING
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FANTASY BOOKS, SO I LIKED
DRAGONS MORE
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THEN THE FINAL SEASON OF "GAME
OF THRONES" GAME, AND I DIDN'T
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LIKE DRAGONS ANYMORE
I THOUGHT THE "JURASSIC "FILMS
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WERE A FUN ROMP.
IS THAT A WORD
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ROMP
THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY TOO
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MUCH
IT'S CALLED SEMANTICS
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ASSOCIATION.
THE LAST SEIZE OFTEN GAME OF
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THRONES RUINED DRAGONS FOR ME.
LET'S CRACK OPEN THIS LAST
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LITTLE GEODE
LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE.
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PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
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FOR #BLESSED, #INSPIRED.
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
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BACK WITH MIKE TYSON
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>>> MY FIRST GUEST IS A BOXING
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LEGEND AND THE CREATOR OF
"LEGENDS ONLY LEAGUE." HE'S
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MAKING HIS RETURN TO THE RING TO
TAKE ON ROY JONES JR. ON
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SEPTEMBER 12TH ‐‐ YOU CAN CATCH
THAT ON PAY‐PER‐VIEW AND
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TRILLER. AND ON AUGUST 9TH, YOU
CAN CHECK OUT "TYSON VS. JAWS:
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RUMBLE ON THE REEF" AS PART OF
DISCOVERY CHANNEL'S SHARK WEEK.
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HERE'S MIKE TYSON!
>>> MAN IT HAS BEEN A WHILE
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SINCE THE FIRST TIME I TOLD YOU
I SAW YOU WAS AT MY HIGH SCHOOL
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IN SOCRATES.
>> IT WAS LIKE A GOLDEN GLOVE OR
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SOMETHING.
AND THE LOCAL STORE SOLD YOU A
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PAIR OF BOXING SHOES
MIKE TYSON GOT HIS BOXING SHOES
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FROM MONTANAS.
IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER
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AND NOW HERE YOU ARE, MIKE TYSON
IS BACK.
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IRON MIKE.
>> YEAH, I'M SO HAPPY.
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IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWESOME.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE COMING TO THE
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RING AND FACING ROY JONES.
IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME
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AND I'M LAUNCHING BEING A
PROTOTYPE OF IT, I'M LAUNCHING
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MY "LEGENDS ONLY LEAGUE.
LEAGUES FROM ALL OVER ‐‐ I DON'T
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CARE
POOL SHARK, ALL THE EX‐LEGENDS
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WHO WANT TO PLAY AND STILL ABLE
TO PLAY AND STILL BEAUTIFUL,
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LIKE MYSELF, THEY CAN COME WITH
US, CALL ME.
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LIKE BEFORE I WAS SAYING WE HAVE
METTA WORLD PEACE, ONE ON ONE
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AND HAVE WAYNE GRETSKY GO UP
AGAINST THE GUY ONE ON ONE
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>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
>> OH, MAN, WE'RE GOING TO HELP
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VARIOUS CHARITIES.
OF COURSE, I CAN STILL DO IT, OF
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COURSE
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO.
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REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
>> AND DID YOU PICK ROY JONES
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JR. OUT OF A LINE UP
BECAUSE YOU COULD FIGHT ANYONE
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF GUYS
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I GOT FROM ROB SAPP TO ROY
JONES.
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I THINK HE'S THE GREATEST
FIGHTER OF MY JOANERATION AND
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HE'S THE GREATEST OF HIS
GENERATION AND NO BRAINER WE
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SHOULD CLASH TOGETHER.
>> YOU'VE NEVER FOUGHT TOGETHER?
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>>
>> WE PLANNED ON FIGHTING BUT IT
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DIDN'T HAPPEN AND THIS IS THE
OPPORTUNITY NOW.
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>> I SAW THE TRAINING FOOTAGE OF
YOU ON INSTAGRAM AND OH, MY
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GOSH, YOU'VE GOT IT, MAN
UNBELIEVABLE
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>> I DON'T KNOW HOW COME IT CAME
BACK
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I STARTED TRAINING
I'M BACK IN SHAPE, 228
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I'VE BEEN BOXING
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SEASON
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I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE FOUNLT
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH BU
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SOMETHING CAME OVER ME
MAN, I'M BACK.
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>> HOW DOES IT FEEL TRAINING
FROM 54 COMPARED TO WHEN YOU
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WERE 24?
>> WELL, IT'S REALLY PAINFUL
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REALLY PAINFUL
AND FROM THIS EXPERIENCE RIGHT
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NOW, I'LL NEVER CALL ANOTHER
FIGHTER A BUM BECAUSE ANYONE WHO
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ATTEMPTS TO DO THIS IS NO BUM.
>> IT'S TOUGH.
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WHAT DO YOUR KIDS THINK?
>> THEY THINK I SHOULD SIT MY
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OLD AS DOWN.
BUT WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
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NEITHER ONE OF MY KIDS CAN BEAT
ME IN A FIGHT.
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SO, WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
>> WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE WHAT DAD
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DOES
>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO WIN
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU
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YOU'RE MIKE TYSON.
HOW LONG IS A ROUND?
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THREE MINUTES?
>> THREE MINUTES
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>> I THINK IN YOUR HEAD, YOU'RE
GOING TO WANT TO GO FIVE ROUNDS.
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BUT I THINK ONCE YOU GET IN
THERE AND YOU GET TAGGED ONCE,
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THE HURRICANE IS GOING TO COME
OUT, THE IRON MIKE IS GOING TO
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COME OUT
I'M GOING TO SAY FOURTH ROUND.
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AND THAT'S BEING NICE.
>> WHY DON'T WE JUST DO A
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LOTTERY AND FIND OUT
>> DEFINITELY.
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I'LL FLY TO YOU.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
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IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWESOME.
>> IRON MIKE, WHERE DID THAT
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COME FROM?
CUSTOM AUTO?
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>> SOMEONE STARTED CALLING ME
IRON MIKE A FRIEND OF MINE,
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CARLOS SANTOS.
HE SAID MAN, I'LL BUY A T‐SHIRT
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THAT SAID IRON MIKE AND NOW
EVERYBODY CALL SAID ME IRON
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MIKE
>> SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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AND I JUST SAW PICTURES OF JAIME
FOX, WHO IS UNBELIEVABLE
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I LOVE THAT GUY.
HE'S SO TALENTED
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HE'S PLAYING YOU IN A MOVIE
CALLED FINDING MIKE.
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WE TALKED ABOUT IT LAST TIME YOU
WERE ON THE SHOW
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AND SO NOW IT'S FINALLY
HAPPENING.
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>> AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
THIS
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IT'S GOING TO BE INTERESTING
OBSERVING MYSELF
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>> BUT JAIME SAID TO ME I HAVE
TONS OF MIKE'S STORIES
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LIKE, HE WAS WITH YOU THROUGH
THE GOOD TIMES AND THE BAD
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TIMES.
>> JAIME MIGHT PARTICIPATE IN
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THE LEGENDS ONLY LEAGUE AS WELL
BECAUSE I'M SURE THERE ARE SOME
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COMEDIANS THAT WANT TO KICK HISS
AS
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AND LISTEN, FOR ALL ATHLETES,
ANYONE, PING PONG PLAYERS,
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HANDBALL PLAYERS, ALL THE
LEGENDS OF THE PASTS
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WHO ARE AROUND FOR 45/50 YEARS
OLD, COME WITH ME.
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TELL YOUR AGENTS TO CALL ME.
GET IN SHAPE
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I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE
EVERYBODY.
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WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
OF COURSE THEY'RE STILL
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BEAUTIFUL, AS MYSELF AND ABLE TO
DO WHAT THEY DO.
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SO, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO NOT DO
WHAT THEY DO
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YOU CAN STILL HAVE A GREAT
FOOTBALL TEAM, ONE ON ONE
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TENNIS, PING PONG, WHATEVER,
HANDBALL, WHATEVER
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BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL
WHATEVER IT IS, WE GOT IT.
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>> JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT OLDER,
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT STILL AN
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ATHLETE?
>> EXACTLY
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HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KNOW STILL
OUT RUN JERRY RICE
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>> NO.
NO ONE
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NO ONE I KNOW.
>> EXACTLY
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AND I BET YOU HE HAS MORE FAN
BASES AND MORE YOUTUBE FOLLOWERS
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THAN THE GUY WHO PLAYS HIS
POSITION IN THE TEAM HE USED TO
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PLAY FOR
>> I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA
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>> WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DIE
BECAUSE THEY SAY HE CAN'T PLAY
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NO MORE?
>> EXACTLY
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I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
SEPTEMBER 12TH
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AND IF ANYONE NEEDS ANYMORE
REASON BE TO EXCITED FOR THE
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FIGHT, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>> WHY DO I WANT TO BE THE
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BADDEST MAN IN THE PLANET?
SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD QUIT
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HAVING DESIRES TO GO FORWARD AND
BE SOMEBODY BECAUSE IT'S A LOT
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OF WORK.
>> YOU GOT TO BE WILLING TO GET
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UP EVERY MORNING, 5:00, HIT THAT
ROPE, EVERY DAY.
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HIT THAT GYM BECAUSE THERE ARE
OTHER MAN IS GOING TO DO
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ANYTHING HE GOT TO DO NECESSARY
TO WIN
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NOBODY EVER WENT FROM DREAMING
AND BECOMING HEAVYWEIGHT
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CHAMPION
JUST LIKE DAVID AND GOLIATH, IF
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HE HITS YOU, HE CAN TAKE YOUR
HEAD OFF AND I'M THE LITTLE
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DAVID WHO ONLY HAS GOD ON MY
SIDE
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>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO STICK AROUND
BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT "SHARKS?
>> LET'S DO IT
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>> MORE WITH MIKE TYSON WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
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♪ ♪
>>> WE'RE BACK WITH IRON MIKE
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TYSON.
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MIKE, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY.
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>> YOU ARE TOO FANTASTIC, MAN.
CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE ME IN
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THE RING AND DO MY THING
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS
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THING ON SHARK WEEK.
>> LISTEN.
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MY WIFE TALKED ME INTO DOING
THIS SAID, HEY, WILL SMITH DID
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IT AND HE DIDN'T COMPLAIN.
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO COMPLAIN?
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AND I SAID WILL SMITH IS A
DIFFERENT KIND OF GUY.
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HE'S ADVENTURES.
I'M NOT.
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SHE CONVINCED ME TO GO ON THIS
TRIP
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SO, I'M IN THE BAHAMAS AND SHE
ACCOMPANIED ME IN THE BAHAMAS
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AND MAN, FIRST I WAS IN THE CAGE
WITH THE SHARK AND NOW IT'S KIND
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OF CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
IT WASN'T FUN AND EXCITING
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AND THEN I DID THE FREE DIVE AND
I WAS HANGING OUT WITH SOME
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SHARKS
>> NO, NO, NO.
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PEOPLE FROM BROOKLYN SHOULD NOT
DO THAT.
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>> HEY, LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND
BUT MY WIFE FELT IT WAS A WAY
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FOR ME TO OVERCOME MY FEAR AND I
DID.
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SHE WAS RIGHT.
>> IT MUST HAVE BEEN AMAZING
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YOU MUST BE HAPPY YOU DID IT NOW
THAT IT'S OVER
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>> I'M VERY SATISFIED THAT I DID
IT AND I SURVIVED.
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THE MOST EXCITING THING IS I
LOOKED UP AND MAN, IT WAS LIKE
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50 FEET UP AND I SAID HOW CAN I
MAKE IT UP MIKE TYSON WEEK
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M NOT A WATER GUY ‐‐
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>> NO.
>> ‐‐ AND I WAS HAPPY TO DO IT
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I OVER CAME SO MANY FEARS,
UNBELIEVABLE
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>> TYSON VERSES JAWS A RUMBLE IN
THE REEF
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SINCE YOU'RE FACING UP AGAINST
"JAWS" AND ROY JONES JR., I WANT
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TO GET YOUR TAKE AND SEE IF YOU
CAN BEAT A FEW OTHER LEGENDS
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YOU READY?
>> I'M READY FOR ANYBODY
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>> MIKE TYSON VERSES ROCKY
BALBOA
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>> I WILL KICK ROCKY'S BUT
>> COME ON
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>> YEAH, DUDE.
>> HE'S AN UNDERDOG, HE CAME
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FROM NOWHERE
>> NO, DUDE, I WOULD SLAUGHTER,
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SLAUGHTER, SLAUGHTER
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN.
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>> STICK WITH ROCKY MOVIES, HOW
ABOUT IVAN DRAGO FROM "ROCKY 4"?
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>> OH, MAN, TOO SLOW, TOO MANY
MUSCLES.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
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THIS ONE COULD HAPPEN?
MIKE TYSON VERSES CONOR
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MCGREGOR
>> WOW
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LOOK AT THAT
>> YEAH.
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THAT DUDE'S NUTS
>> YEAH, BUT I'M GOING TO KICK
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HIS AS ANYWAY.
[ LAUGHTER
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>> BUT HE DOESN'T PLAY BY THE
RULES.
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HE'S ALL MMA AND STUFF
>> THEN WE DON'T PLAY WITH
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BOXING RULES
>> MIKE TYSON VERSES THE KARATE
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KID?
>> WHOA.
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WAX OFF, WAX ON.
THIS IS PRETTY COMPLICATED
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I'M GOING TO SURRENDER TO HIM ON
THIS ONE BUT THEN AGAIN IT'S ME
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AND ROY JONES, AN EIGHT‐ROUND
EXHIBITION AND IT'S GOING TO BE
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MAGNIFICENT AND I'M GOING TO
LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND FOURTH PARK
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AND THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.
LET ME SAY IT ONE MORE TIME.
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THIS IS THE HEALTH SPORTS CENTER
PARK
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THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT.
>> SEPTEMBER 12th.
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BEST OF LUCK, MY FRIEND.
>> AND LISTEN, I LOVE YOU AND
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LISTEN, MAN, TRY TO COME
IF NOT, GO TO PAY‐PER‐VIEW ON
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TRILLER, INNOVATION.
WE'RE KICKING AS, MAN.
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DON'T FORGET, EON'S INNOVATIONS,
FORGIVE ME
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WE'RE KICKING AS
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
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>> "TYSON VERSES JAWS RUMBLE ON
THE REEF" AUGUST 12TH ON
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PAY‐PER‐VIEW AND TRILLER
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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ADAM DIVINE, EVERYBODY
♪
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>>> OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED
ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WITH A BRAND
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NEW SHOW CALLED "BAD IDEAS" WITH
ADAM DIVINE, NOW ON QUIBI.
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00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:35,240
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
392
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,411
>> I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ON MY
SHOW
393
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:54,259
THANK YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE I GET
TO CONGRATULATE YOU, KIND OF,
394
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,594
OVER ZOOM.
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING ENGAGED
395
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,029
TO BE MARRIED.
>> OH, THANKS, JIMMY
396
00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:14,846
>> DID THE QUARANTINE PUT A STOP
THE PLANNING AT ALL?
397
00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,915
>> WELL, NEITHER OF US ARE LIKE
HUGE PLANNERS.
398
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,418
SO, WE KIND OF DIDN'T START
PLANNING UNTIL THE QUARANTINE
399
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:24,690
HIT AND WE'RE LIKE WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GET ON THIS
400
00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:26,325
AND REALIZED THAT EVERYTHING IS
PUSHED LIKE A SOLID YEAR AND A
401
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,627
HALF
SO, I DIDN'T WANTED TO BE
402
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,262
INVOLVED WITH ANY OF THE
PLANNING
403
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,597
I WROTE A POST TO CHLOE SAYING,
LOOK, WE GOT ENGAGED AND IN THE
404
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:45,711
POST I WROTE HAVE FUN PLANNING
THE WEDDING.
405
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,446
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CAKE TESTING
AND EVERYONE IS LIKE THAT'S
406
00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:55,987
CUTE
I'M LIKE, THAT'S REAL.
407
00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:57,189
I PLAN ON NOT BEING INVOLVED
I'M JUST HERE.
408
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,490
PUT ON THE TUX
I DO
409
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,025
AND NOW THERE'S NO GETTING
AROUND IT BECAUSE SHE'LL BE LIKE
410
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:08,233
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE
FLOWERS AND I CAN'T BE LIKE I'M
411
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:10,168
BUSY
AND SHE'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT BUDDY,
412
00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:11,937
YOU'RE WATCHING SEASON SIRKS OF
"THE SOPRANOS.
413
00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:14,005
WHICH IS GOOD.
>> WHICH IS GREAT, BY THE WAY.
414
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,707
I WANT TO GET INTO BAD IDEAS
HAS YOUR CONFIDENCE INCREASED
415
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:16,842
BECAUSE OF YOUR SHOW ON QUIBI,
"BAD IDEAS."
416
00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:17,943
NOW THAT YOU'RE LIKE A DARE
DEVIL NOW?
417
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:20,011
>> YEAH.
IT'S A WEIRD THING
418
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,880
DEFINITELY KIND OF STUFF THAT IN
MY NORMAL REGULAR LIFE I WOULD
419
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:31,623
NEVER DO
WE WENT UP THE AMAZON AND SWAM
420
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,558
WITH PIRANAS AND THINGS I
NORMALLY WOULDN'T DO
421
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,561
THERE'S DEFINITELY AN ELEMENT OF
DANGER IN THE SHOW THAT, IN
422
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,829
HINDSIGHT, I WAS LIKE MAYBE IF
WE DO A SEASON TWO, I'M A LITTLE
423
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,331
MORE CAUTIOUS.
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A FRIED EGG
424
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,266
BEFORE
THAT WOULD BE COOL, RIGHT?
425
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:44,936
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
>> IT'S A BAD IDEA
426
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:54,112
>> THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD
AT ALL IF I EAT TWO OF THESE
427
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,781
MCMUFFINS.
>> I'M A WILD MAN.
428
00:31:55,781 --> 00:32:07,459
KILL ME NOW.
>> THAT'S A DIFFERENT SHOW
429
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:08,593
>> YEAH, HOW MANY FRUIT I CAN
EAT OUT OF THIS FRUIT TRAY
430
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,295
>> OH, MAN, HE'S NUTS.
NO SPOILERS.
431
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,631
>> THIS IS WILD, AND HE'S
DIPPING IT IN YOGURT
432
00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:15,467
THIS GUY'S INSANE.
>> CAN I SHOW THIS ON TV
433
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:19,704
>> TOO MUCH DAIRY.
>> DID YOU GET HURT?
434
00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:22,874
>> YEAH, SO, I DID ONE WITH
BLAKE ANDERSON FROM
435
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:29,114
"WORKAHOLICS."
AND WE DID A DEMOLITION DERBY.
436
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,150
THAT WAS NUTS, JIMMY
THEY LITERALLY TAUGHT US HOW TO
437
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,020
DRIVE STICK BEFORE WE DID THE
DEMOLITION DERBY
438
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,490
WE DID ONE WITH A DOUBLE DECKER
ON TWO CARS WELDED ON TOP OF
439
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:43,328
EACH OTHER
AND BLAKE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE
440
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:47,933
GAS AND BRAKES AND I WAS IN
CHARGE OF THE STEERING
441
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:51,837
AND WE WERE DOING GREAT.
BUT THEN WE ‐‐ IT WAS LIKE WE
442
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:59,277
WERE IN FIRST PLACE AND REALLY,
FOR WHATEVER REASON THIS JUST
443
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,712
WORKED FOR THE TWO OF US, BUT
YOU COULDN'T HEAR, SO WE'RE
444
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,113
SCREAMING.
I'M LIKE BRAKE, BRAKE AND HE'S
445
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,082
LIKE GAS
AND WE TOOK A CORNER TOO
446
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,517
QUICKLY.
>> DOESN'T EVEN RHYME WITH
447
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:11,523
BRAKE.
>> AND WE FLIPPED OVER AND I WAS
448
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:16,328
AT THE TOP
SO, CAME AND A FULL ON, SURPLAP,
449
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:29,441
SURPLAP.
I SAW STARS, I CRACKED A RIB
450
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,876
MY NECK WAS ALL MESSED UP.
AND FROM THERE, THEY PULLED US
451
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:31,943
OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE ARE YOU
GOOD
452
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,178
AND I'M LIKE I THINK SO.
AND THEY'RE LIKE CAN YOU DO
453
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,946
THAT
AND I'M LIKE UH.
454
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:37,182
AND THEY'RE LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE
A CONCUSSION
455
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:44,956
NEXT RACE.
>> WOW
456
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,926
>> AND THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE
EPISODES
457
00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:50,428
REBEL WILSON AND I DID AN ACTION
STUNT EPISODE.
458
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:53,532
>> REUNITED.
>> AND IT FEELS SO GOOD.
459
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:57,769
WE TALK ABOUT HOW WE'RE KNOWN AS
COMEDY PEOPLE BUT WE WANT TO BE
460
00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,504
COOL ACTION HEROES
YOU KNOW
461
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,473
>> ALL COMEDIANS WANTED TO BE
JAMES BOND
462
00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,976
>> WE ALL WANT TO BE SOMETHING
WE'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT.
463
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:07,145
AND I'M LIKE I'M A COOL ACTION
HERO AND SHE'S THE SAME WAY.
464
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:14,920
SO, WE WERE LIKE WE SHOULD DO
SOMETHING WE GET IN A TON OF
465
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,557
COOL STUNTS.
SO, WE'RE IN WILD WESTERN THEME
466
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,359
PLACE.
WE GET IN A BIG BAR FIGHT AND
467
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:28,300
SHE SHOOTS ME AND I RUN UP THE
STAIRS AND I'M LOOKING FOR A WAY
468
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,268
TO ESCAPE AND SHE COMES OUTSID
AND SHOOTS ME FROM THE STREET
469
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:35,073
AND I FALL LIKE FOUR STORIES
INTO SOME CARDBOARD BOXES AND I
470
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,243
TOLD THE STUNT GUYS THIS IDEA
AND THEY'RE LIKE COOL, SO WHEN
471
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,211
YOU GET UP THERE, WE'LL DO A
TEXAS SWITCH AND YOU'LL FLIP
472
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:44,149
WITH A REAL STUNT GUY AND HE'LL
FALL ON BOXES.
473
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:47,085
I'M LIKE, NO, THAT'S THE WHOLE
POINT OF THE SHOW IS I'M GOING
474
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,921
TO FALL ON THE BOXES
AND THEY'RE LIKE THAT'S A REALLY
475
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:59,364
BAD IDEA AND I'M LIKE EXACTLY.
>> THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW
476
00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:00,498
>> BACK TO QUIBI NOW
>> THIS IS FROM THE DEMOLITION
477
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:04,469
DERBY EPISODE.
>> OH, COOL.
478
00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:05,704
>> SLOW DOWN WHEN WE GET INTO
THE TURNS BECAUSE THIS THING CAN
479
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:07,973
TIP.
>> ALL GAS, NO BRAKE
480
00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:15,847
>> WHAT?
>> ALL GAS NO BRAKE.
481
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:20,085
>> NO.
>> NOW WE'RE COOKING, BABY
482
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:37,369
>> LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR THE
JEWELS
483
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:46,878
>> HEY, ADAM YOU GOOD?
>> I FEEL LIKE I GOT HIT IN THE
484
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:51,916
HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT
WE DIDN'T DIE.
485
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:55,086
>> WE HAD IT TOO
>> MY THANKS TO ADAM DIVINE.
486
00:35:55,086 --> 00:36:05,363
CHECK OUT "BAD IDEAS" WITH ADAM
DIVINE ON QUIBI.
487
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:06,651
CHRONIXX PERFORMS FOR US NEXT.
GOOD LUCK ON THE WEDDING, BUDDY.
488
00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:34,559
♪
♪ OH YEAH
489
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:38,830
OH YEAH OH YEA
YEAH YEAH YEAH
490
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,932
YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
♪ ROLL OUT WE COO
491
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,301
AS THE BREEZ
WALLET LOOK LIKE
492
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:44,936
A SCIENCE BOOK ♪
♪ SWEAR A SCHOO
493
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,672
MI AGO TEACH
REV THE TRUCK UP T
494
00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:51,609
THE MOUNTAIN TOP ♪
♪ AND AS SOON AS MI REACH
495
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,044
GO GET DI SKUN
KICK THE SHOES
496
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,546
OFF MI FEET ♪
♪ THEN ME BLESS THE CUP
497
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,282
32 PSALMS MI REA
GIVE THANKS FO
498
00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:59,584
DI LOVE MI RECEIVE ♪
♪ MI WORK EVERY DAY
499
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,553
INNA THE STREE
AND EVERYDAY END
500
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,755
WITH NIGHTS LIKE THESE ♪
♪ WHEN A HOLIDA
501
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,157
WI TOUCH PAN DI BEAC
WHITE T‐SHIR
502
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:07,992
AND A CUT OFF JEANS ♪
♪ AND WE NU
503
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,862
NEED NO SNEAKERS
SAND GRAINS
504
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:12,931
MASSAGE MI FEET ♪
♪ BLESSING A FLOW
505
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,567
LIKE RIVER GIRL DROP ASLEE
SHE STEAM THE INDICA
506
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,403
WAKE HER AN SHE ♪
♪ THE SUN BURNING
507
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,138
UP TIL IT RE
WELCOME TO KINGSTO
508
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,774
EVERY DAY IS A SUMMER ♪
♪ EVERY NIGHT FEE
509
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,410
LIKE A FRIDA
REV DA BIKE TIL DE
510
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,378
SWEAR IS A HUMMER ♪
♪ HIGH GRADE
511
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,448
MAKE WI EYE RE
STILL WI NAH GO RE
512
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:33,084
YIY FI NOBODY TINGS ♪
♪ EVERY NIGHT A FRIDA
513
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:36,888
OH YEAH OH YEA
GENERAL A GENERAL AN
514
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:39,090
WHEN WI TOUCH DI ROAD ♪
♪ MI AN MI EMPRES
515
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,059
AN MI BREDDA DEM NUH
ROLL WID NUH STRANGE
516
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,594
HERBS PRETTY LIKE ♪
♪ A EMERALD NO ONE POUN
517
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,429
A SEVERAL IN THE CHALICE
PUFF IT UP MEK
518
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,331
BABYLON SEE THE VAPOUR ♪
♪ TELL YUH DEM NUH READ
519
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,533
FEEL DI ENERGY WI BRINGING
EVERY STYLE WEH DEM A FALL
520
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,468
YES A WE A DI MAKER ♪
♪ SPENDING LIKE A RUNNE
521
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,003
THINK A BOLT WHE
WI COME YA
522
00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:53,438
MEMBER EVERYDAY A ♪
♪ SUMMER WHEN
523
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,073
YUH DEH A JAMAIC
HOLD ON NUH BABY
524
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:59,778
THIS PLACE KINDA CRAZY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY A DANCE
525
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:04,582
CATCH THE ENERGY
BABYLON CAN'
526
00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,785
STOP THE MUSIC ♪
♪ RASTAFARI KEE
527
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,420
IT GROOVIN
THE WHOLE WORLD A PREE
528
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:12,457
FI TOUCH DOWN ♪
♪ IN THE WEST INDIE
529
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,659
THE SUN BURNIN
UP TIL IT RE
530
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:17,162
WELCOME TO KINGSTON ♪
♪ EVERY DAY
531
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,831
EVERY NIGHT FEEL
LIKE A FRIDA
532
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,900
REV DA BIKE TIL DEM ♪
♪ SWEAR IS A HUMMER
533
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,502
HIGH GRADE A MAKE WI EYE RED
STILL WI NAH GO RE
534
00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:27,005
YA FI NOBODY TINGS ♪
♪ EVERY NIGHT A FRIDA
535
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:32,577
OH YEAH OH YEA
MI WORK EVERY DA
536
00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:34,112
INNA THE STREET ♪
♪ EVERYDAY END WITH
537
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,614
NIGHTS LIKE THES
WHEN A HOLIDAY
538
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,516
WE TOUCH PAN DA BEACH ♪
♪ A WHITE T‐SHIRT
539
00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:41,019
AND A CUT OFF JEAN
AND WE NUH NEED NO SNEAKER
540
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:44,289
DI WARM SAND GRAINS ♪
♪ A MASSAGE ME FEET
541
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:46,825
MI LOCS LONG LIKE JESUS LOCS
WHEN MI STEAM THE SATIVA U
542
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:51,296
DANCEHALL ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA
543
00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:54,833
DANCEHAL
LA LA LA L
544
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:59,737
LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ DANCEHALL
545
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:01,906
LA LA LA L
DANCEHAL
546
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:04,108
LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ DANCEHALL
547
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,177
LA LA LA L
DANCEHAL
548
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,680
LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ SUN BURNING U
549
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,082
TIL IT RED
WELCOME TO KINGSTO
550
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,484
EVERY DAY IS A SUMMER ♪
♪ EVERY NIGHT FEE
551
00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,587
LIKE A FRIDA
REV THE BIKE TIL
552
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:18,423
DEM SWEAR IS A HUMMER ♪
♪ HIGH GRADE A MAKE
553
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,825
WI EYE RED
STILL WI NAH G
554
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,794
RED YIY FI NOBODY TINGS ♪
♪ EVERY NIGHT A FRIDA
555
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:26,431
OH YEA
OH YEAH OH YEA
556
00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:28,600
SUN BURNING UP ♪
♪ TIL IT RE
557
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,002
WELCOME TO KINGSTO
EVERY DAY IS A SUMME
558
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,271
EVERY NIGHT FEEL ♪
♪ LIKE A FRIDAY
559
00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:35,673
REV DA BIKE TIL DE
SWEAR IS A HUMME
560
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,775
HIGH GRADE A MAKE ♪
♪ WI EYE RE
561
00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:40,812
STILL WI NAH GO RE
YIY FI NOBODY TING
562
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:44,883
EVERY NIGHT A FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH YEAH YEA
563
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:49,354
SUN BURNING UP TILL IT RED
WELCOME TO KINGSTON EVERYDAY
564
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:52,290
EVERY NIGHT FEEL ♪
♪ LIKE A FRIDAY
565
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:55,159
REV DA BIKE TIL DEM SWEA
HIGH GRADE A MAK
566
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,328
WI EYE RED ♪
♪ SILL WI NAH G
567
00:39:57,328 --> 00:40:05,637
RED YEAH ♪
♪
568
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:06,838
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
569
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,139
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOU HANDS
570
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,908
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
571
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,209
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
♪
572
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:47,879
♪
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