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GOOFY: Yeow-hoo-hooeee!
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(CRASHING)
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GIRL'S VOICE: Maa-ax!
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(GASPS)
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Maa-ax!
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- (PANTING)
- Maa-ax!
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Roxanne?
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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(SIGHS)
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- Ahh.
- Oh!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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What's wrong?
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Argh!
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Argh! Ooo-ooo.
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Aah! Oh!
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- Argh! No!
- Look!
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(SCREAMS)
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- (COUGHING) Ayuk! O-O-Oh!
- (THUNDERCLAPS)
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(SCREAMS, PANTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Uh... Ahh! Hello?
Ahem. Hello.
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MALE VOICE:
Max, where the heck are you, man?
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- P.J.?
- You should've been here an hour ago.
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What? What are... Hold on.
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Oh, no!
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P.J.: Look, maybe we should just
call the whole thing off.
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No way, man.
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It's now or never. Oooh!
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You better get a move on.
I'll meet you at my locker.
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Ayuk! Mornin', son!
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Dad!
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Oops! I forgot.
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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Ayuk! Mornin', son!
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Came to see if you had any...
dirty clothes.
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Well, there they are. Help yourself.
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Max, I thought we talked about this.
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Look, I'm sorry, Dad.
I- I'll take care of it later. Ow!
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- What's the big rush?
- I'm running late.
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I could drive ya on my way to work.
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Uh, no. No, thanks.
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- I, uh, need the exercise.
- Aw, come on, Max. Huh?
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Dad! No, don't do it!
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Don't... No!
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Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
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Sorry 'bout that.
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Who was he, anyway?
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It's only Powerline, Dad.
The biggest rock star on the planet.
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Ooh, not bigger than
Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.
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Everybody mambo!
Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom
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Dad, there's no time for this.
What if the neighbors see us?
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Boom-boom-boom
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Maxie, wait up!
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You forgot your lunch.
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- Have a good day!
- Duh... Ah!
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- (LAUGHING)
- Huh.
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(SINGS) They've been laughin'
Since I can remember
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But they're not gonna laugh any more
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No more "Maxie the Geek"
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No more "Goof of the Week"
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Like before
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No more algebra tests 'til September
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No more lookin' at losers like him
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- No more havin' to cheat
- No more mystery meat
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- No more gym
- No more gym
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- No more gym
- No more gym
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- Gonna move to the mall
- Gonna live in the pool
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- Oh!
- Gonna talk to Roxanne
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And not feel like a fool
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'Cause after today
I'm gonna be cruisin'
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After today, she'll be mine
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After today, my brains'll be snoozin'
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- (LADIES GASP)
- If I don't faint, I'll be fine
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I've got 40 more minutes
Of home economics
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- Then down with the textbooks
- And up with the comics
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Just think of all
The time I've been losin'
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Finding the right thing to say
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But things'll be goin' my way
After today
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She looked right through me
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And who could blame her
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I need a new me
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Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goof
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And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin'
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No more pep rallies to cut
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Yuck!
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After today, our brains'll be snoozin'
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I'm gonna sit on my butt
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I've got less than an hour
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And when this is ended
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- I'll either be famous
- Or you'll be suspended
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Just think of all the time
I've been losin'
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Waiting until I could say
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Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbye
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Gonna party from now
'til the end of July
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Things'll be going my way
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After today
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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I wish that this was the day...
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- After today
- (SONG ENDS)
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Whoa! Dah! Argh!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
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I just, uh... Dah...
(STAMMERS)
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- (CONTINUES STAMMERING)
- (GIGGLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Ayuk!
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Oh.
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Argh!
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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I can't believe I did that!
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Urgh! She finally says
"Hi" to me, and what do I do?
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I... choke! Urgh!
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Ayuk!
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- Like a big spaz!
- Where have you been, buddy?
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Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?
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Look, Max, if my dad catches me
with this, he'll kill me!
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Are you sure we gotta do this?
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It's my only chance, Peej.
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To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody.
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But after today...
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Bobby!
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(SLURPS)
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Wow, look! All this is for us?
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(SLURPS)
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Mmm, slurpage!
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Oh, this is gonna be so great, man!
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Dude. Need fund-age, bro.
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Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.
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Ahhh!
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Cheddar! Aah-ooh!
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Cheddar whizzy!
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Mmm. Mmm.
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(COUGHS)
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Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious.
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Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies!
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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As student body president,
I just wanna say like "yea"...
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- to all of us for a really neat year.
- Yo, Stacey!
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Talk to me, talk to me,
talk to me, baby!
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And also that I hope you can all attend
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my totally amazing end-of-school party
next Saturday
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to watch the Powerline
concert live on pay-per-view.
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(CHEERING)
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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And now, without further ado,
Principal Mazur.
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- (CROWD FALLS SILENT)
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
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Thank you, Stacey.
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And good morning, boys and girls.
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You know, every year
on the last day of school
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I have several youngsters
approach me and say,
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"Principal Mazur, what can we do
to not waste our summer vacation?"
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- (CROWD GROANS)
- "We don't want to waste our free time
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- (CROWD YAWNS)
- "sleeping or visiting friends. "
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- (YAWNING)
- Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party.
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How you, uh...
How you doin' down there, Bobby?
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Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
I'm doin' it all for you.
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This is nuts.
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I don't know why
I let you guys talk me into this.
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If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke
my entire existence... Ah!
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...of the element, or...
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Heh-heh-heh.
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I hope this works.
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How about... science slumber parties?
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Huh?
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(ROCK MUSIC BEGINS PLAYING)
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Wha...
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Hey!
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I'm not gonna just... Aaah!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!
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(SINGS) Some people setttle
For the typical things
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Livin' all their lives
Waitin' in the wings
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It ain't a question of "if"
It's just a matter of time
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Before I move to the front of the line
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Once you're watchin'
Every move that I make
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You gotta believe
That I got what it takes
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- Whaaa!
- (THUD)
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- To stand out above the crowd
- (WILD CHEERING)
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Even if I've gotta shout out loud
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'Til mine is the only face you'll see
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Gonna stand out
'Til you notice me, yeah
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A little smoke-age! (HOWLS)
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If I can make you stop and
Take a look at me instead of just
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(CHORUS)
Walkin' by
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There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
If it was gettin' you to notice
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(CHORUS)
I'm alive
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All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glance
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To prove I've got whatever it takes
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It's a piece of cake.
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To stand out above the crowd
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Wow! Who's that guy?
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'Til mine is the only face you'll see
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Gonna stand out...
(RECORD DRAGS)
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(SONG STOPS)
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BOY:
Hey, it's the Goof boy!
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We're busted!
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Hmph.
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Gaga-booja-boo
boo-boo-boo.
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Ayuk! Come on, smile!
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Smiley-wiley!
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Blaa-aa-aa.
Ayuk!
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Oh, come on, Kimmie.
Gimme a big...
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(GAGGING, GULPS)
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- (SQUEAKS)
- Ahh!
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Whee!
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- (SQUEAKS)
- Ahh! Whee!
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- (SQUEAKS)
- Ahh.
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- (SQUEAKS)
- Ahh!
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- (SQUEAKS)
- Ahh!
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- (SQUEAKS)
- Stop goofin' around!
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We got work to do!
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Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.
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- Ayuk! Blaa-aa-aa.
- Ahh.
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You're such a cute little girlie.
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- Mmm.
- Oh, come back and see me.
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Oh, you have such a way with children.
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"You have such a way with children. "
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Pah!
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Okay, now. Who's next over here?
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Step aside, Goof.
Let a pro show you how it's done.
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Okay. Who's next over here?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Ooh, hello, precious...
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- Oooh! Oooh!
- (GIRL GIGGLES)
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You lucky woman. Heh.
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Now, now, you come on here, honey.
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- It's picture time. Come on.
- Peekaboo!
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- She's so cute.
- Peekaboo!
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(GIGGLES)
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Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.
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- Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
- Argh!
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Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me
to take him on vacation this summer.
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Really? Where ya goin'?
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Campin'!
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Nothing like the great outdoors
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to strengthen the bond
between a father and a son.
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- Argh!
- Max'd never go for anything like that.
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- I don't know, Goof.
- Ooh! Gimme, gimme.
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Somethin's wrong when a kid won't
spend time with his parents.
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Well, for all you know,
he's runnin' around with some gang,
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and stealin' stuff,
and causin' riots and...
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Waaa! Gimme!
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Oh, Max is a good kid.
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He'd never get mixed up
in somethin' like that.
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(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
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(SECRETARY HUMS)
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- (HUMMING)
- (TYPEWRITER DINGS)
248
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,815
(SIGHS)
I'm a failure.
249
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,858
Complete loser.
250
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,404
My one chance to impress Roxanne
and I blew it.
251
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,613
Uh-huh!
252
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,699
Max, look.
253
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,411
It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh.
254
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,746
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
255
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,957
Oh, man.
256
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,918
My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
257
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,422
Hey, P.J., detention!
(LAUGHS)
258
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,632
PRINCIPAL:
Robert Zimuruski.
259
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,428
Okay. I'm comin'.
260
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,637
Max, here.
261
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,390
Guard this with your life, dude.
262
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,274
Hey, Maz-u-ur!
263
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,276
What's up, bro? All right.
264
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,778
Then my parents' air conditioner
went on the fritz.
265
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,114
I figured with all those kids in my house,
the place'd be like a sauna.
266
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,199
So I'm all freaked out,
but then I thought, like, use it.
267
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,619
So my theme's gonna be,
"Powerline Goes Rain Forest. "
268
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:50,746
Too much?
269
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,206
Roxanne, are you listening?
270
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,794
Oh! (CLICKS TONGUE)
271
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,381
- Stacey, no! I don't wanna...
- Talk to him.
272
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,425
Ahem!
273
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,178
A- A-Ahem!
Hmm.
274
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,846
Tap him.
275
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,350
(GASPS)
276
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,986
- Gosh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay... really.
277
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,825
Um, I liked your dance.
278
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,494
Yeah.
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
279
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,495
Yeah?
280
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,538
Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
281
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,832
I know. H-He's totally a genius.
282
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,126
Yeah. He's doing a concert
next week in L.A.
283
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,504
Oh, yeah.
Stacey's showing it at her party.
284
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,547
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
285
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,135
Um, uh, Roxanne...
286
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,640
I was, uh, sorta, kinda
thinkin' that maybe I'd, um,
287
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:56,061
ask you to, uh, go with me,
that is to the... party.
288
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,772
Of course if you don't want to,
I'd completely understand.
289
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:03,777
Well, I was sorta, kind of
thinkin' that... I'd love to.
290
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,404
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
291
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,863
- Good.
- Great.
292
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,073
- Terrific.
- Wonderful.
293
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,908
- All right.
- Okay.
294
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,161
C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want
to belabor the moment now, do we?
295
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,122
Well, I'd better be going.
296
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,249
I'll, uh, call you later.
297
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,333
Okay.
298
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,918
Bye. Oh.
299
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,921
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
Bye.
300
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,676
See, that wasn't so bad.
I told you men are easy to deal with.
301
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,053
Yes! She said yes!
302
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,264
Ya-ha-ha-hoo!
303
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,518
Everybody mambo!
Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
304
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,187
- Oooh!
- Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
305
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,731
It's not my break yet! Ooh!
306
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,401
- Oooh!
- Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
307
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,904
Yeah! Dance with her!
Groove with her.
308
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,781
Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah
309
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,700
- Miss Maple!
- Yes, sir?
310
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,244
Get that boy's father
on the phone at once!
311
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,413
Right away, sir!
Whoo!
312
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,998
Hello.
313
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,208
Ah, yes. Mr. Goof.
314
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,294
This is Principal Mazur.
315
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,255
I'm calling in regard
to your son Maximilian.
316
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,966
Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?
317
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,593
No, Mr. Goof.
318
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:10,927
He's in trouble!
319
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,096
Trouble? What kind of trouble?
320
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,432
- Dressed like a gang member...
- Gang member?
321
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,435
your son caused
the entire student body
322
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,896
to break into a riotous frenzy!
323
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,441
- Riot? Couldn't be my...
- If I were you, Mr. Goof,
324
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,153
I'd seriously reevaluate the way
you're raising your child
325
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,072
before he ends up in the electric chair!
326
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,950
- (PHONE CLICKS DEAD)
- The electric chair?
327
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,745
Oh!
328
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,664
What am I gonna do?
329
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,293
P.A. SYSTEM:
Blue light special on aisle three.
330
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,630
P.A. SYSTEM:
Blue light special on aisle three.
331
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,691
Lake Destiny.
332
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,612
Okay, kiddo. Now, smile!
333
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,531
Lake Destiny, Idaho!
334
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,116
- Lake who-did-ho?
- You were right, Pete.
335
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,035
Nothin' like the great outdoors
336
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,538
to strengthen the bond
between father and son.
337
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,123
- You said so yourself.
- Well, yeah, but...
338
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,000
I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk!
339
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,086
I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!
340
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,837
Yeah.
341
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,258
Okay, precious, gimme a big smi...
342
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,051
(GIRL LAUGHS)
343
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,888
Fishing! Fishing!
(LAUGHS)
344
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,349
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
345
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,935
- (KIDS CHEERING)
- Cool concert, lad.
346
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,063
- What?
- You wailed, bud!
347
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,150
- Hey, Max, wicked dance.
- Thanks.
348
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,570
Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
349
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,071
Way to go, man!
350
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,323
I just heard about you and Roxanne.
351
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,867
Oh, Pete! Ow!
352
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,037
See, see? I told you
our plan would work!
353
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,291
- Max! Max! Max!
- Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh.
354
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,211
- Maximum! Maxi-mu-um!
- Max! Max!
355
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:12,048
Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!
356
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,843
Max! Max! Max! Yeah!
357
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,846
(SONG BEGINS) All I need is halfa chance
A second thought, a second glance
358
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,224
To prove I've got whatever it takes
359
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,351
It's a piece of cake.
360
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,855
To stand out above the crowd
361
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,983
Even if I gotta shout out loud
362
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,402
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
363
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,865
Gonna stand out
Stand out, heh
364
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,491
Stand out
365
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,285
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
366
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,037
Stand out
367
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,458
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
368
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,085
Gonna stand out
369
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,253
'Til you notice me
370
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,632
Goin' somewhere, Pop?
371
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,427
- Sure are, pal-a-roony.
- Cool. Have a good time, Dad.
372
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,013
If you're gonna be gone
more than a month, drop me a line.
373
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,766
But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
374
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,894
It's a vacation with me
and my best buddy.
375
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,147
- Oh, Donald Duck?
- No, silly. With you!
376
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,904
- (BIRDS TWITTERING)
- Are you okay, Maxie?
377
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,114
Wh-What did you say?
378
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,449
That's right!
379
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,284
A vacation, son!
380
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,788
We'll spend some
real quality time together!
381
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,164
I think I'm gonna be sick.
382
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,041
Hey, got a present for ya!
383
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,502
Dad, stop that!
What are you doing?
384
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,924
You look just like I did at your age.
385
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,634
Please don't say that, Dad.
386
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:41,054
Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk!
387
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,975
It's been handed down
from Goof to Goof to Goof.
388
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,311
And now, it's yours, son.
389
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,689
- A stick?
- No, silly.
390
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,148
A fishin' pole!
391
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,193
Fishing? We're going fishing?
392
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,071
Yep. Just like my dad and me did.
393
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:01,032
Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny.
394
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,034
Away from it all!
395
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,954
I don't wanna be
"away" from it all, Dad.
396
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,789
I like "it all"!
397
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,668
Look, Maxie, we're using
the same map me and my dad used.
398
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,754
We'll take the same route,
and make the same stops...
399
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,756
- and see the same sights.
- Ahh!
400
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,301
- But that trip would take weeks, Dad!
- Exactly!
401
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,303
Gettin' there is half the fun.
402
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,680
Put the map away, Dad.
403
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,766
- It's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya.
- Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.
404
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,185
Ayuk! And our future.
405
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:33,398
What the map says, Max,
we will follow.
406
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,984
That's very mystical
and everything, Dad,
407
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,446
but, uh, seriously, there's this party
I have to go to. And there's this girl...
408
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,823
There'll be plenty of time
for parties when you're older.
409
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,702
Why, when I was your age
I'd never even been invited to a party.
410
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,621
- Look at me now!
- Great, Dad.
411
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,999
- Hop in, Maxie.
- No.
412
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,045
All right, then.
413
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,173
Guess I'll just have to go...
414
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,841
all alone.
415
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,426
That's all.
416
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,889
Just sit in the boat all alone...
417
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,891
and talk to myself.
418
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,352
- All alone.
- I guess so.
419
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,688
- Oh, come on! Hop in!
- No, Dad.
420
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,149
- Just hop right in there.
- No.
421
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,277
- Come on, Maxie. Go for it!
- Argh! No.
422
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,780
Let's buckle you up!
423
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,115
And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk.
424
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,703
Set for adventure, Maxie?
425
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,039
Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
426
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,709
'Cause I don't want ya
to end up in the electric chair.
427
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,753
Electric chair? What are you...
428
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,713
I'm not givin' up on ya, son.
429
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,591
Together, we're gonna work this out.
430
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,884
Work this out? But, Dad!
431
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,011
No buts about it, Maxie boy.
432
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,222
- Your ol' pop knows best.
- But...
433
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,682
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
434
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,687
Goodbye, house.
Goodbye, mailbox.
435
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,231
(TIRES SCREECHING)
436
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,441
Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
437
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,445
Goodbye, hopes.
438
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,905
Goodbye, dreams.
439
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,406
Goodbye, Roxanne.
440
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,033
Roxanne!
441
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,828
Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
I have to talk to someone.
442
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,454
- Well...
- Turn here!
443
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:12,747
(CAR SCREECHES)
444
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:16,084
- D-Dad, watch out! Aaah!
- (YELLING)
445
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,169
Stop here. Here! Pull over!
446
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,673
Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.
447
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,591
We gotta put some road behind us.
448
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,263
You get and cancel your first date
in less than an hour.
449
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,724
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- Must be some kind of lame-o record.
450
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:32,976
(DOOR OPENS)
451
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,979
(GROWLS)
452
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,731
Hi. Is Roxanne home?
453
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,316
(GROWLS)
454
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,611
- M-M-My name's Max.
- (GROWLS)
455
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,447
Does Roxanne live here?
456
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,492
- Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha.
- ROXANNE: Wait!
457
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,911
It's okay, Daddy.
Max is a friend from school.
458
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,205
Oh.
(GROWLS)
459
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,125
Go on. Go on.
Good Daddy.
460
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,295
- Hey, Max.
- Hi, there.
461
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,590
You wanna... uh, have a seat?
462
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,342
Hey. Uh... oh.
463
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,388
- (GROWLS)
- Daddy!
464
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,267
I promise, he'll be better behaved
when you pick me up for the party.
465
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,478
Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
466
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,564
I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
467
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:23,401
- Yeah. I was too.
- Was?
468
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,362
You see, my dad's on this
stupid father-son kick and...
469
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,282
Don't worry about it, Max.
It's just a dumb party.
470
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,201
No, it's not. Roxanne,
I really wanted to go with you.
471
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,913
- Max, I understand. Really, it's okay.
- But my dad surprised me.
472
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,831
I don't wanna go, but I have no choice.
473
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,460
- I'm sure I can find someone else.
- Someone else?
474
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:44,380
- I'll just talk to you later.
- Uh, uh, Roxanne!
475
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,507
Uh, my dad is, uh...
476
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,677
My dad's taking me
to the Powerline concert in L.A.
477
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:53,890
Your dad's taking you clear across
the country just to see a concert?
478
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,101
Uh, well, you see, uh,
my dad...
479
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,021
uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline.
480
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,023
They used to play together, in a band!
481
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,318
- Yeah!
- (CAR HORN TOOTS) Come on, son!
482
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,070
Let's get this show on the road!
483
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,072
Uh... (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
Just a minute!
484
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,450
You... party animal, you.
485
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,581
- You're really serious.
- Absolutely.
486
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,959
So, uh...
487
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,170
you aren't still thinkin'
of goin' with someone else, are you?
488
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,340
- Well, I guess...
- Because I was hopin'...
489
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,926
I could, uh, wave to you onstage
490
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,720
when we join Powerline
for the final number.
491
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,639
This is incredible.
492
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,516
Well, I wouldn't miss
our date for anything
493
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,059
that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
494
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,144
Mwa.
495
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,649
Have a great time at the concert, Max.
496
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,360
- (MUMBLING)
- I'll see you on TV!
497
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,946
Ah. I'm in deep sludge.
498
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,407
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
499
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,832
GOOFY: Day one.
500
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,750
Well, here we are,
501
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,462
out on the open road,
retracin' the steps of my boyhood.
502
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,966
And here's Maxie! Ayuk!
503
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,843
Say hi, Max.
504
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:16,014
- Well, how 'bout a wave?
- Not now, Dad.
505
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,391
Ayuk! What a kidder!
506
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,730
Hmm.
507
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,736
Fun games I used to play with my dad.
508
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,823
Road bingo. Twenty ques...
(GASPS) Hey, Maxie.
509
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,158
Let's play a game.
510
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,827
You think of a name,
and I'll try and guess who it is.
511
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,496
- Uh, man or woman?
- Oh, man.
512
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,914
A man, huh?
513
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,167
Hmm, that's a toughie.
514
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,169
Uh, let's see.
515
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,671
- Walt Disney!
- Right.
516
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,381
I'm good at this.
517
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,091
Now, uh, I'll think of one.
518
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,552
- Hmm.
- (ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON RADIO)
519
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,140
Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh?
520
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:03,144
Me and my dad used to sing
this one all the time.
521
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,772
- (SONG BEGINS)
- High hopes
522
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,941
GOOFY: (SINGING)
He's got high hopes
523
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,528
He's got high apple pie
524
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,031
In the sky hopes
525
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,993
(HARD ROCK PLAYS)
526
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,788
- (ROCK STOPS)
- Oops, there goes another...
527
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,832
(HARD ROCK PLAYS)
528
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,210
- (ROCK STOPS)
- Oops, there goes...
529
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,879
- (HARD ROCK)
- Oops, there goes...
530
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:32,882
- (HARD ROCK)
- Oops...
531
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,635
(CASSETTE TAPE WHIRS AND SCRATCHES)
532
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,307
Oh, g-great, Dad.
Now we don't have any music!
533
00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:44,185
Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad.
534
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,187
We'll just have to entertain ourselves!
535
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,773
(DEEP SIGH)
536
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,818
(PERSISTENT JINGLING SOUND)
537
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,364
(JINGLING CONTINUES)
538
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,491
(KEYS JINGLING)
539
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,243
(EXHAUST PIPE SPUTTERS, POPS)
540
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,370
Putt-putt-poof!
541
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,664
Putt-putt-poof!
542
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,874
- Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof!
543
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:11,212
- Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping.
- (JOLLY WHISTLING)
544
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,214
- Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof.
545
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,551
- Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof.
546
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,094
(SONG BEGINS)
547
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:24,892
(SINGS)
Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
548
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,980
Do you long to shed your weary load?
549
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,816
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
550
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,069
Just grab a friend
And take a ride together
551
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,947
- On the open road
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
552
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,116
Come on, Maxie! Ayuk!
553
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:44,203
All in all, I'd rather have detention
554
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,748
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
555
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,458
- Yuck!
- (HORNS HONKING)
556
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,961
Old man drives like such a klutz
557
00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,630
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly...
558
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,884
Upon the open road
559
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,261
GOOFY: There's nothin' can upset me
560
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,305
'Cause now we're on our way
561
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:06,267
Our trusty map will guide us
Straight and true
562
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,769
Roxanne, please don't forget me
563
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,313
I will return someday
564
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,901
- (YELLS)
- Though I may be in traction when I do
565
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:18,779
- Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
- This is worse...
566
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,283
- ... Than dragon breath and acne
- In a buddy-buddy kind of way
567
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,827
I'm so mad I think I may explode
568
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:28,623
- When I see that highway I could cry
- That's funny, so could I
569
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,251
(BOTH SINGING TOGETHER)
Just bein' out on the open road
570
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:37,381
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
571
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,843
Howdy, boys
572
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,137
Is this the way to Nashville?
573
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,139
(TRUCK HONKS)
Watch it, Mac!
574
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:48,476
Or you'll be gettin' towed
575
00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,686
I'm in no hurry to arrive
576
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,064
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
577
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,567
The next time I sees the open road
578
00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,699
- Just a week of rest and relaxation
- Yeah!
579
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,744
And the odd romantic episode
580
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,496
Very odd!
581
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,581
And it's Califor-ni-a or bust
582
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,959
Look out, you dirt-bags, eat my dust
583
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:17,088
From now on, I own the open road
584
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,340
It's me and little Maxie
585
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,550
My pip-squeak pioneer
586
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,345
They're partners forever, westward ho
587
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:25,930
- Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!
588
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:30,309
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here?
589
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,896
To Beverly Hills 90210
590
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:38,067
Oh, every day, another new adventure
591
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:43,072
Every mile, another new ZIP Code
592
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,075
And the cares we had are gone for good
593
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,952
And I'd go with them if I could
594
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,246
I got no strings on me
595
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,206
I'm feelin' fancy free
596
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,626
How wonderful to be
597
00:29:55,794 --> 00:30:00,548
On the open ro-oad
598
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,135
Ro-oad
599
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,512
(CLANGING SOUND)
600
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:16,022
(GOOFY SINGING)
601
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:20,401
You'll all do-do-do-do
602
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,112
- Do-do-do bum-bum-bum
- (TRUCK HORN BLOWS)
603
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,530
GOOFY: Grandpa! Grandpa!
604
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,157
- (HORN BLARES)
- (MAX YELLS)
605
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,953
- (GOOFY HUMS)
- Dad, you're gonna get us killed!
606
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:34,206
- Why don't you just give me the map?
- Oh, no thanks, son.
607
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,625
Navigating's a big responsibility.
608
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,379
Besides, you wouldn't wanna
spoil the big surprise!
609
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,549
I'm takin' you someplace pretty special.
610
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,809
Gosh! It's even better than I remembered.
611
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,480
No, Mommy! I don't wanna go!
(SOBBING)
612
00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,607
Yeah, fun. Tell you what...
613
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,984
- I'm just gonna wait here in the car.
- Ayuk!
614
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,362
You party pooper! Come on.
615
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,030
This is gonna be fun!
616
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,783
Oh, howdy there, folks.
617
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,203
Lester's is proud to present...
618
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:16,123
the Possum Posse Jamboree.
619
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:17,750
Here it is.
620
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,960
(CROWD CHEERS)
621
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,588
Oh, boy! Just in time.
622
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,133
(FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYS)
623
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,553
Howdy, folks.
624
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,431
Who's your favorite possum?
625
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,016
Lester!
626
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,893
(KIDS LAUGH AND CLAP)
627
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,604
Got us a seat right up front.
628
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,856
LESTER:
Let me introduce you to the posse.
629
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,735
Here's Beuford, Beulah,
and Mordachai.
630
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,112
(ELECTRONIC SCREECHING)
631
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,949
Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'?
Ha-ha-ha.
632
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,700
Sure am, Beuford!
633
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,869
(SINGS)
Now gather 'round my possum pals
634
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,121
Join the jamboree
635
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,790
Come hoot and howl
And holler from the heart...
636
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,376
This is pathetic.
637
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:06,090
- Here in Lester's Possum Park
- LESTER: Join in, folks.
638
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,551
This is yodelin' time!
639
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,887
Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-oo
640
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,889
Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-ooo
641
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,600
Lester's Possum Park
642
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,729
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
643
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,898
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
644
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:26,193
Ayuk!
Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-ooo
645
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,028
- LESTER: Don't you wanna be
- ALL: Mm-hmm.
646
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,447
- A-hangin' from a tree?
- ALL: Uh-huh.
647
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:34,368
We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always free
648
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:37,997
Here at Lester's Po-Po
649
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,459
Po-Possum Park
650
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,627
Doodle-do, diddle-do
651
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,505
(CROWD LAUGHS)
652
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,842
Hey, that's the ticket!
653
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,761
I'll be right back, my little possum pal.
654
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,473
(SIGHS) My life's a living...
655
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,224
Hello, little buddy!
656
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,937
Who's your favorite possum?
657
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:03,981
Don't touch me.
658
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:07,610
Aww. Why such a long face?
659
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,404
You're so sad. (CRIES)
660
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,657
I know! You need a big hug from Lester.
661
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,118
- Don't even think about it! No!
- See?
662
00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:19,580
Now you feel all good inside.
663
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,665
Beat it, doofus!
664
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,378
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
665
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,174
- Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please.
- Here you go, sport.
666
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,259
What say we get our picture taken?
667
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,179
(WAILING)
668
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,474
- You have got to be kidding.
- Oh, all right.
669
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,100
But you're missin' out.
670
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,896
- Urgh. Huh?
- (CROWD LAUGHS)
671
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,981
Hiya, son!
672
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,942
(CROWD HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER)
673
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,569
Hey, everyone!
Check out the dork!
674
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,029
Say "sassafras. "
675
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,448
Sassy-frass!
676
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,118
- (POSSUM SCREECHES)
- Argh!
677
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,329
- (CROWD LAUGHS)
- Ahh! Get it! Get it!
678
00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:04,208
(BANJO MUSIC STARTS UP)
679
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,835
That's the spirit, Maxie!
680
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,172
Whoa! No!
681
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,883
Dad, stop! Please! No!
682
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,219
Dad, look, this is embarrassing.
683
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,555
No, no, no!
684
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,765
Let go! Dad!
685
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,767
- Ta-da! Ayuk.
- (APPLAUSE)
686
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,727
(CROWD SIGHS)
687
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,731
It's Dork and Dork Junior!
Hah-hah-hah!
688
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,402
(CROWD HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER)
689
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,449
(THUNDERCLAPS)
690
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,621
(EXASPERATED GRUNTING)
691
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,297
- Argh!
- Max!
692
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,842
Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do?
693
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,845
- Trying to get away from you!
- Me?
694
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,806
- What'd I do?
- Forget it!
695
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,184
I thought we was having fun.
What's the matter?
696
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,061
Nothin'. Let's just go.
697
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,063
Well, come on!
698
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,734
(JINGLING OF CAR KEYS)
699
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,781
(SLAMS DOOR)
700
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,452
Hey, you dropped your hat.
701
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,413
Ah! This is the stupidest vacation!
702
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,124
You drag me from home,
you jam me in this dumb car,
703
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:31,086
then drive me a million miles away
to see some stupid rat show!
704
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,422
Call me when the trip's over.
705
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,258
(THUNDERCLAPS)
706
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,470
(CAR ENGINE REVS UP)
707
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,448
(HAMMERING)
708
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,596
Hey, Max.
709
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,683
You wanna get in some fishin' practice?
710
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,353
Just a couple of days
'til we get to Lake Destiny.
711
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,814
Maybe later.
712
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:41,532
(SPLASH)
713
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,831
(RUMBLING)
714
00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:54,586
(SAWING)
715
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:08,434
Whoa!
716
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,686
Now that's camping.
717
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,522
Did you say somethin', Max? Ow!
718
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,321
- Pete?
- Goofy?
719
00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:25,367
Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah!
720
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,703
Who'd've thunk it, huh?
(LAUGHS)
721
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,706
- Is P.J. here?
- Who? Oh, yeah.
722
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,292
I'm sure he's loafin'
around here somewhere.
723
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,335
- (SONG PLAYING)
- It ain't a question of how
724
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,504
Just a matter of when
725
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,549
You get the message
That I'm trying to sing
726
00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:43,761
I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head
727
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:47,222
And you know I'm goin'
All of the way to the end
728
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,390
What a goob!
729
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:52,227
- To stand out above the crowd
- (SONG STOPS)
730
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,063
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Even if you got to shout out loud
731
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,649
No matter what the look is
It's Max, I get...
732
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:58,984
- Max!
- H-H-Hey!
733
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,403
Whoa! Small wilderness, dude.
734
00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:04,156
- Didn't expect to run into you.
- Apparently not.
735
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:07,951
You're just jealous, man,
'cause you ain't got the moves!
736
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,703
MAX: Yeah, you can keep the moves.
737
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:13,373
But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh!
738
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,086
- You are so lucky, man.
- Me? Oh, come on. You're the star.
739
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,923
- Wh-What do you...
- Going to the Powerline concert.
740
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,885
- Ah! It's unbelievable, man.
- Who told you about that?
741
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,888
Hey, come on. Everybody in town
knows about it, Max.
742
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,390
You are gonna be famous, buddy.
743
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,893
Especially with Roxanne.
744
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:37,773
There's, uh, only one person
who doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
745
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,317
- Who?
- My dad.
746
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,569
So tell me, Goof.
747
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,947
Is that kid of yours
still givin' you guff?
748
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,573
Oh, I don't know what's wrong.
749
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:50,744
Just seems like everything I try
only drives Max further away.
750
00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:53,580
Maybe I oughta just back off,
I don't know.
751
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,624
Wrong, Goof.
(SIGHS)
752
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,710
Look, if you keep 'em
under your thumb,
753
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,755
they'll never end up in the gutter.
754
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,888
Too bad, Pete. Almost.
755
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,807
Almost? Hah!
756
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,183
Watch this.
757
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,018
P.J.!
758
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,646
(P.J. PANTS)
Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.
759
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,903
Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola!
760
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,197
Yee-haw! Thank you.
Thank you. Yes!
761
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,783
And the crowd goes wild!
Ahh-ha-ha-ha!
762
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,118
High five, son!
763
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,327
Psych!
764
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,621
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
765
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,499
Say, Goof, why don't
you two stay for dinner?
766
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,002
- Cool!
- Oh, no thanks, Pete.
767
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,338
- Max and I have some fish to catch.
- Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
768
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:45,132
So, uh, what're we havin'?
769
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:49,261
- But, Max, I thought...
- Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof.
770
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,181
- Maximilian!
- What?
771
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,892
Get your gear, little man.
772
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,852
We're goin' fishin'!
773
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,272
And I mean now!
774
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:01,732
(SIGHS)
775
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,491
Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
776
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,911
Oh, now come on.
That never stopped me!
777
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,704
Let me show you a little family secret,
778
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:19,499
handed down through
about 12 or 13 Goof generations.
779
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,169
The perfect cast!
780
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,879
The perfect what?
781
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,422
The perfect cast.
782
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,133
My dad taught it to me
when I was about your age.
783
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,178
Okay now, watch carefully.
784
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,680
You gotta be I-I-loose.
785
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,725
Relaxed, with your feet apart.
786
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,646
And... ten o'clock, two o'clock...
787
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,148
Quarter to three, tour jeté.
788
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,484
Twist, over, pas de deux.
789
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,320
I'm a little teapot
And the windup!
790
00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:51,531
Huh?
791
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,284
And let her fly!
792
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,495
The perfect cast.
793
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,747
(THUD)
794
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:03,168
(RUMBLING FOOTSTEPS)
795
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:06,421
(DEEP GROWLS)
796
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,676
Huh?
(SNIFFS, GROWLS)
797
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,512
And now we reel her in.
798
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,850
Grrr. Ah! Ooh!
799
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,603
Oof! Grrr!
800
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,689
(GROWLS)
801
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,610
- Whoa!
- Grrr!
802
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,154
Quick, get the camera!
803
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,615
(GURGLING)
804
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,245
Must be over three pounds.
805
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:40,122
I don't wanna miss this!
806
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,376
Look, Max!
807
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,420
A... duh, D-Dad?
808
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,797
It's Bigfoot!
809
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:52,509
Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
You're out of focus.
810
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,094
(ROARS)
811
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:56,972
- What's the idea?
- (GROWLING)
812
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,016
- (YELLING)
- (ROARING)
813
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,517
Bigfoot!
814
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,733
Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
815
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,902
Fabled, but seldom...
Yeow-hoo-hoo!
816
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,322
- It's locked!
- Quick! The sunroof!
817
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,408
(BIGFOOT SNARLS)
818
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:17,909
Hurry up!
819
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,662
(SNARLS)
820
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,330
Hurry up!
821
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,543
Huh?
822
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,086
MAX: Whoa!
823
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,798
I can't believe it!
824
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,800
Bigfoot!
825
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,178
And I got the only video!
826
00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,388
We're gonna be famous!
827
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,140
(HAPPY GROWLS)
828
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,643
Huh? Grrr.
829
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,771
Let's just get outta here.
830
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,401
(KEYS JINGLING)
831
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:54,321
Ha-ha!
832
00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,285
(SNIFFS)
Ooh.
833
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,456
(CHUCKLES)
834
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,505
Is he gone yet?
835
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,424
Mm-mm-mm-mm?
836
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,427
- Nnn. Bb-fftt.
- Bb-bbb-bbb.
837
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,513
(SNARLING, GROWLING)
838
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,389
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
839
00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:24,893
Nope. He's still here.
840
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,062
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
841
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,525
(GROWLING)
842
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,778
Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot
or your stomach?
843
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,696
Man, I'm starving.
844
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,618
Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up.
845
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:43,829
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
846
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,664
Huh?
847
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,166
Uh, Dad?
848
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,668
(GROWLS)
849
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:51,837
Dad!
850
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,798
Stop playing around! He's coming!
851
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:04,099
- (MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH EARPHONES)
- (BIGFOOT MUTTERS)
852
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,687
You can tell by the way
I use my walk I'm a woman's man
853
00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,313
No time to talk
854
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,357
(BIGFOOT CHUCKLES)
855
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,693
I've been kicked around
Since I was born
856
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,778
But then it's all right, it's okay
857
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,658
Well, it's nice to know
this thing's good for somethin'.
858
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:25,579
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
859
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:30,000
(PLAYS OVER RADIO) Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
860
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:33,086
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive...
861
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:41,219
(LAUGHS)
862
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,888
What's so funny?
863
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,223
"Hi, Dad" Soup.
864
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:46,600
Huh?
865
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,352
Don't tell me you don't remember
"Hi, Dad" Soup!
866
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,939
Oh, come on. Sure you do.
867
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,985
You used to spell things out
using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad,"
868
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:58,945
- Or Maxie, or...
- Ambidextrous?
869
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,614
Yeah! That's... Huh?
870
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,074
No! Little words like...
871
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,493
- Hasta la vista?
- Like "Bye-bye. "
872
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:09,247
- Or "I pledge allegiance"...
- Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you. "
873
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,796
Is, uh... is it soup yet?
874
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,548
Oh, oh. I almost forgot.
875
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,927
Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?
876
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:25,639
Your granddad taught me that
when we went to Yosemite.
877
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:27,974
You two did a lot together, huh?
878
00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,434
Yep.
879
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,772
- Max, you and I...
- Dad, I'm sorry...
880
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:37,192
Um, um...
how's the soup?
881
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,528
Not bad. Um, not... Ahem.
882
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,325
- What?
- N-nothin'.
883
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:48,411
(BIGFOOT SNARLS AND GRUNTS)
884
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:56,127
Well, we might as well
get some shuteye.
885
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,380
I don't think we're goin'
anywhere tonight.
886
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,111
Hi, Maxie.
887
00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:27,033
(BIGFOOT GROANS, SUCK THUMB)
888
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:30,078
(SNORING)
889
00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:34,582
(LOUD SNORING)
890
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,503
(SNORING)
891
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:47,220
(SNORING CONTINUES)
892
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,025
"Dear Roxanne,
893
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,235
"I couldn't sleep...
894
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,488
"so I thought I'd drop you a line.
895
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,950
"Dad and I are having a great time!
We're only days away from L.A.
896
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,203
"and I can hardly wait
for the big concert. "
897
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,914
(GOOFY YAWNS)
898
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,043
More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please.
899
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,882
(SIGHS)
900
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:28,678
"Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied,
901
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,431
"but I'm not really going
to the Powerline concert.
902
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,934
"You may never want
to see me again... "
903
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,561
Oh, man.
904
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,980
I'm dead no matter what I do!
905
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,722
(SNORING CONTINUES)
906
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,025
(PENCIL SNAPS)
907
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,615
(GOOFY YAWNS)
908
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,291
How many cups of sugar
does it take to get to the moon?
909
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,878
Ah... three and a half?
910
00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:46,840
(GOOFY SNORES)
911
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:12,073
(COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS)
912
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,120
(BELL RINGS)
913
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,373
- Pickup!
- Hold your horses.
914
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,046
- Short stack?
- Right here.
915
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,756
Here you go, hun. Eggs?
916
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,967
Eggs?
917
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:33,303
- Eggs!
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry.
918
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,346
Here you go, cutie.
919
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,868
- Max, I think we need to talk about this.
- Huh?
920
00:49:57,036 --> 00:50:00,788
Seems to me you need to start
taking some responsibility around here.
921
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,876
Excuse me. Can I have
your attention, please?
922
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:06,377
(GOOFY CLEARS THROAT)
923
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:10,715
I, Goofy, hereby dub my son
Maximilian...
924
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:16,012
Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer"
of this here road trip.
925
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,765
- Isn't that nice?
- Hee-haw!
926
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,391
Seriously?
927
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,311
GOOFY: I'm not even lookin'
at the map any more.
928
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:27,106
As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
929
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,776
I trust you wholeheartedly, son.
930
00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:32,862
To the open road!
931
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,115
To the... open road!
932
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:47,043
Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo!
933
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,216
(TIRE BURSTS)
934
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,969
- Ooh!
- Ow!
935
00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,848
- Ya-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!
936
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,560
- (MAX CHEERS)
- (GOOFY GULPS)
937
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:13,903
(CROWD CHEERS)
938
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,412
Oh boy!
939
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:39,512
(BOTH WHISTLE)
940
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,685
- (MAX GRUNTS)
- Whoa!
941
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:52,859
(CAMERA CLICKS)
942
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:54,485
(BATS SQUEAKING)
943
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,237
(MAX AND GOOFY SCREAM)
944
00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:01,159
- (CROWD CHEERS)
- Oo-oo-waah!
945
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,332
- Wah-ha-hoo!
- Oof!
946
00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:17,967
(CRASHING)
947
00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:25,308
Gosh!
948
00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:28,311
MAX:
Whoa-ho-ho!
949
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,814
- Check out the bed!
- (WATER SLOSHING)
950
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,608
Check out the dresser!
951
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:34,692
Coral!
952
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,736
Nice lamp.
953
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,365
- Classy choice there, Navigator.
- (POUNDING ON DOOR)
954
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:41,991
- MALE VOICE: This is the police!
- Huh?
955
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:46,037
We've got the place surrounded, see?
You Goofs come out with your hands up.
956
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,830
(IMITATING MACHINE GUN FIRE)
957
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,582
(LAUGHS)
958
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,168
You should've seen the look on your face!
959
00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:53,252
(PETE LAUGHS)
960
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,339
- Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete!
- Me?
961
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,299
You jumped outta your skin!
962
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:01,219
- I was just pretendin' for your sake.
- All right, sure!
963
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,638
- GOOFY: Did too!
- MAX: Did not!
964
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:05,264
Oh, ain't this sweet?
965
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,891
(PETE LAUGHS)
966
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,977
Don't let him fool you with that
buddy-buddy act now.
967
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,188
Under your thumb!
968
00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:16,567
So... since we're all bein'
palsy-walsy here,
969
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:18,945
- how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV?
- Well...
970
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:22,281
Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord.
You'll hardly even notice it.
971
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,617
- Okay.
- Great! P.J.!
972
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,286
(P.J. GRUNTS)
973
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:33,751
Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza?
This might take a while.
974
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,632
- No, I mean it... Ahh!
- Here you go, kids.
975
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,509
I'm gonna check out the hot tub.
976
00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:43,344
- Okay, sir.
- All right.
977
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:45,555
I can't believe you, man.
978
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,683
Whatever made you think your dad
would fall for a stupid idea like that?
979
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,519
- It wasn't stupid!
- Come on! It was really stupid.
980
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:53,563
P.J.: Changing the map?
981
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:57,442
MAX: I didn't know what I was doin',
all right? I-I was panicked.
982
00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:59,485
(HOT TUB BUBBLING)
983
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,072
Oof-oof-oof.
984
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,783
Oh-oh-ah-ah!
985
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,536
Ah!
986
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,838
Taking a break from
the MTV generation, huh?
987
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,631
Can't say I blame ya.
988
00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:22,216
(SPLASH)
989
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:25,303
People are always puttin'
too much water in these things.
990
00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:27,013
So, um...
991
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:30,808
you and your son seem to be, uh,
gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?
992
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,144
Yeah, it's been great!
993
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,481
You know, it's funny, but none
of your techniques worked for me.
994
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,858
The harder I tried, the worse it got.
995
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,779
- Once I eased up, things just clicked!
- Oh, that's swell.
996
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,199
So, there's no problems then, huh?
997
00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:48,201
Not a one!
998
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:51,996
That's, uh...
(SIGHS)
999
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:55,958
I just hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but uh...
1000
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,668
What is it, Pete?
1001
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:02,006
- Your kid's dupin' ya.
- What do you mean?
1002
00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:05,343
Well, I heard the little mutant tellin'
P.J. that he changed the map,
1003
00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:08,095
so you're headin' straight to L.A., pal.
1004
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,641
- What?
- Oh, you tried, Goof.
1005
00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:14,435
He's just a bad kid, that's all.
1006
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,604
I don't believe you.
1007
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,315
- What?
- I don't believe ya, Pete!
1008
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:22,693
Well, hey, don't take my word for it.
Check your map.
1009
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,946
I don't need to check the map.
1010
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,656
I trust my son.
1011
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:31,661
You know, maybe Max isn't all the things
that you think a son should be.
1012
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,038
But... he loves me.
1013
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,541
Hey, my son respects me!
1014
00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:39,043
Yeah.
1015
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:43,089
Check the map, Goof!
1016
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,601
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
1017
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:19,876
Hi, Dad.
1018
00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,505
Sorry about the mess.
I- I'll clean it up.
1019
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,552
(WATER SLOSHES)
1020
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,853
- Me think I better go.
- See ya, Peej.
1021
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,981
- P.J.: Don't forget... Powerline!
- MAX: Shh!
1022
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,187
Well, here you go, Navigator.
1023
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,316
Just follow my route on the map, son.
1024
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,527
Okay.
1025
00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,197
Um, huh...
1026
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,617
Here comes our junction.
1027
00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,706
Okay, Max, now this is it.
Left or right?
1028
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:42,416
Uh...
1029
00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,462
Come on, Max!
1030
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,673
Uh, left!
1031
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:58,849
(SIGH OF RELIEF)
1032
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,271
Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad?
1033
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,775
Uh... a game?
1034
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,860
A game. Yeah!
Yeah, a game. Okay.
1035
00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,696
Uh... a man or woman?
1036
00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:15,783
A man? Man, okay.
Uh... Walt Disney!
1037
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,910
(CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT)
1038
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,372
(GOOFY GRUNTS)
1039
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,632
(SIGHS)
1040
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,977
Dad...
1041
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,104
Listen, about my directions...
1042
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,274
Will you listen to me?
I gotta tell you somethin', Dad.
1043
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:52,236
Why bother? I'm probably too stupid
to understand anyway.
1044
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:53,529
Right?
1045
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,115
Ah, forget it.
1046
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:12,882
H- H-Hey, the car!
1047
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:15,509
- What? Now you want to drive, too?
- No, Dad.
1048
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,303
The car! Look!
1049
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,180
The car!
1050
00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:21,807
(METAL SCREECHING)
1051
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,643
What'd you do now, Max?
1052
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,604
I didn't do anything, Dad.
I only touched it.
1053
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,192
W- W-Whoa!
1054
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:37,907
You locked it!
1055
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,077
I locked it? It's your door.
You locked it.
1056
00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:42,536
Well, you distracted me.
1057
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:43,871
Whoa!
1058
00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:46,791
- You should've put the brake on.
- (METAL SCREECHING)
1059
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,584
Why don't you just put it on yourself?
1060
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:52,004
See? You ruin everything.
1061
00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:54,006
(CLANKING)
1062
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,301
W- well, y-you r-ruined the vacation.
1063
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:00,179
- MAX: I ruined it?
- (CRASHING)
1064
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:02,807
- (CRASHING CONTINUES)
- I never... wanted to go...
1065
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:04,475
on this stupid...
1066
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:07,103
vacation!
1067
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,572
Ah! Ah!
1068
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,784
- Now look where you've got us, Dad!
- Where I got us?
1069
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,120
- You should've let me stay at home.
- Why?
1070
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,372
So you'd end up in prison?
1071
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,500
Prison? What are you talkin' about?
1072
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,837
- Your principal called me.
- It's not what you think.
1073
01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:34,922
- You even lied to me!
- (CRASH)
1074
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:37,216
I had to! You were ruining my life.
1075
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:40,761
I was only tryin'
to take my boy fishin', okay?
1076
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:43,639
I'm not your little boy any more, Dad!
1077
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,224
I've grown up.
1078
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:46,851
I've got my own life now.
1079
01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:48,394
I know that!
1080
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,896
I just wanted to be part of it.
1081
01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:55,860
You're my son, Max.
1082
01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,987
No matter how big you get,
1083
01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,489
you'll always be my son.
1084
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:22,678
(SPLASH)
1085
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,077
(SONG BEGINS)
1086
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:53,959
MAX: (SINGS) There are times you drive me
Shall we say, bananas
1087
01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:58,464
And your mind is missin'
No offense, a screw
1088
01:01:58,632 --> 01:01:59,548
None taken.
1089
01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:02,092
Still, whatever mess I land in
1090
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,970
Who is always understandin'?
1091
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:08,474
Nobody else but you
1092
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:14,563
Oh, your moodiness is
Now and then bewilderin'
1093
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,775
And your values may be
So to speak, askew
1094
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,109
- Gesundheit.
- Thanks.
1095
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:22,154
Who deserves a hero's trophy
1096
01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:24,365
As we face each catastro-phee?
1097
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:28,786
Nobody else but you
1098
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:34,124
MAX AND GOOFY: (SINGING)
Nobody else but you
1099
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,126
It's just our luck
1100
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,380
We're stuck together
1101
01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:43,550
Nobody else but you
1102
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:49,098
It's crazy enough to believe
We'll come through
1103
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:55,020
So your jokes are all
Let's face it, prehistoric
1104
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:59,441
And your music sounds
Like monkeys in a zoo
1105
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,445
But when life becomes distressin'
1106
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,823
Who will I be SOS-in'?
1107
01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:08,200
If you're havin' trouble guessing
1108
01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,035
Here's a clue
1109
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,997
Though he seems intoxicated
1110
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,749
He's just highly animated
1111
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,585
And he's nobody else but
1112
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:22,631
Nobody else but you
1113
01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:25,509
We've turned into
1114
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,429
A true-blue duo
1115
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:32,641
Hard times, we've had a few
1116
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,893
Like we're thrown in the drink
1117
01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:37,271
Like we're tossed out of town
1118
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:39,773
But when I start to sink
1119
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:42,818
Hey, I'd rather go down
1120
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,903
With nobody else
1121
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:50,451
But Y-O-U
1122
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,411
- (KISSES)
- Aw, Dad!
1123
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:53,871
(SONG ENDS)
1124
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:59,752
MAX: Anyway, I figure she's never
gonna want to talk to me again,
1125
01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,879
much less go out with me.
1126
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:04,923
- What a dumb lie, huh?
- What do you know?
1127
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,801
My Maxie... in love.
1128
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,346
Gosh, you're really growin' up.
1129
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,850
It happened so fast...
I guess I sort of missed it.
1130
01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:19,271
Well, I think the only thing
for us to do now
1131
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,940
is to get you up onstage
with this Powerline feller.
1132
01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:25,194
(MAX CHUCKLES)
Uh, how are we gonna do that?
1133
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,489
- Well, you just leave that up to me.
- No, Dad, really,
1134
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,908
I- I think we should just,
you know, forget it.
1135
01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:34,828
Now how come you always think I'm gonna
lead you into some sort of calamity?
1136
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,455
Uh, uh, Dad? Dad?
1137
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,124
- What's wrong now?
- Look!
1138
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:40,834
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1139
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,754
Ayuk! A waterfall.
1140
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:45,672
Waterfall!
1141
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,050
(BOTH GASP)
1142
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,263
(BOTH YELL)
1143
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:57,684
Dad!
1144
01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,186
Max!
1145
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,985
(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
1146
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,453
Grab ahold, Max!
1147
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:17,913
(GRUNTS)
1148
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,585
- No!
- (GASPS)
1149
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:25,587
No! Ah!
(GASPS)
1150
01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:29,758
(GRUNTS)
1151
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,593
Whoa!
1152
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,179
(GASPS IN FEAR)
1153
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,975
(CRIES OUT)
1154
01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:41,228
Aaaaaaaaaah!
1155
01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:45,983
Dad!
1156
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:47,985
(GRUNTS)
1157
01:05:58,246 --> 01:05:59,455
Aaaaaaah!
1158
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:03,208
Ten o'clock, two o'clock,
quarter to three. Tour jeté.
1159
01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,877
Twist.
I'm a little teapot
1160
01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:05,919
Let her fly!
1161
01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,005
(GOOFY SCREAMS)
1162
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,262
Huh? (GRUNTS)
1163
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:17,473
Aaah! Aah! Aah!
1164
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:19,099
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1165
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,021
(RELIEVED CHUCKLE)
1166
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:35,365
(RELIEVED SIGH)
1167
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,451
The perfect cast.
1168
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,471
Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
1169
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,473
And it's not over yet!
1170
01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:07,940
- (RIOTOUS CHEERING)
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
1171
01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:13,820
(THUDS)
1172
01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:19,952
- (WHISPERS) Dad.
- (SONG BEGINS)
1173
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:22,913
Oof. We made it!
1174
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,207
Come on, Max.
Let's get you onstage.
1175
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,959
Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
1176
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,753
(SINGING) Yeah, yeah
1177
01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:31,547
Oh, then again...
1178
01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:34,174
Dad? Dad!
1179
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,469
POWERLINE: (SINGING) Heyyeah
1180
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:42,266
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
1181
01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,560
(SINGS) I got myself a notion
1182
01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:46,103
(CROWD CHEERS)
1183
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:49,273
One I know that you'll understand
1184
01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:52,317
We set the world in motion
1185
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,863
By reaching out for each other's hand
1186
01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,824
- Dad?
- Maybe we'll discover
1187
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:01,493
What we should have known all along
1188
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:04,288
- What are you doin' here? Hey!
- Yeah
1189
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,999
- One way or another
- Max? Max?
1190
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,334
- Together's where we both belong
- (SCREAMS)
1191
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:13,630
If we listen to each other's heart
1192
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,550
We'll find we're never too far apart
1193
01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:20,387
And maybe love is the reason why
1194
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,639
For the first time ever
1195
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,142
We're seein' it I-2-I
1196
01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:27,102
That Goof kid ain't there.
1197
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,063
Don't worry, he'll be there.
1198
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,900
- Seein' it I-2-I
- (GRUNTS)
1199
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,194
Seein' it I-2-I
1200
01:08:36,571 --> 01:08:38,447
Excuse me. Uh...
1201
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,949
Seein' it I-2-I
1202
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:43,368
- I think we're seein' it
- Max?
1203
01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,537
Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee!
1204
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,664
(YOWLS)
1205
01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,044
Hey, Dad. Dad!
1206
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:53,754
Do the perfect cast!
1207
01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:57,883
(CROWD CHEERS)
1208
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:02,846
If you're ever lonely
1209
01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:06,058
Stop, you don't have to be
1210
01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:09,019
Whoa! Whoaaa!
1211
01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,688
After all, it's only a beat away
1212
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,399
From you to me
1213
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:17,611
- Take a look inside to see
- Yeah
1214
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:21,865
If we listen to each other's heart
1215
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:26,411
Yeah! Max is on the tube!
That's Max. I know him...
1216
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,872
And maybe love is the reason why
1217
01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:32,000
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1218
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,336
- He did it!
- (CHOKES, COUGHS)
1219
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:37,214
Seein' it I-2-I
1220
01:09:37,298 --> 01:09:39,466
Seein' it I-2-I, baby
1221
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:45,806
- WOMAN: For the first time
- For the first time
1222
01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:50,936
- Seein' it, seein' it, baby
- Yeah!
1223
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,772
- Yeah, yeah
- (LAUGHS)
1224
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,817
For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1225
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:58,276
Come on, baby
1226
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:01,905
- I-2-I
- I-2-I
1227
01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:05,701
I-2-I
1228
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:09,538
Yeah, I-2-I
1229
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,916
(CROWD CHEERS)
1230
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,460
(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERS)
1231
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:19,339
(CAR BACKFIRES)
1232
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:20,465
(CLANGS)
1233
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,094
You're doin' the right thing, son.
1234
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:25,637
Yeah, I know.
1235
01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,557
But she'll probably
never talk to me again.
1236
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:30,559
Well, if she doesn't...
1237
01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,437
maybe she's just not the one for you.
1238
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,357
That's what I'm afraid of.
1239
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:51,246
(DEEP SIGH)
1240
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,458
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1241
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,168
(DOOR OPENS)
1242
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,628
(GROWLS)
1243
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,797
Ah, hi! Remember me?
1244
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:03,175
- (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
- ROXANNE: Daddy!
1245
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:06,219
Max, I saw you on TV.
1246
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:07,429
You were great!
1247
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:10,557
Yeah? I mean, no, no.
1248
01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:12,309
I mean, uh...
1249
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:16,521
Roxanne, I lied to you.
I don't even know Powerline.
1250
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:19,775
What are you talking about?
A billion people saw you dance with him.
1251
01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:21,443
Yeah, well...
1252
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:25,489
I never met him before...
the concert, that is.
1253
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,493
You mean that story
about Powerline and your dad...
1254
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,705
Why would you make up something like that?
1255
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:34,915
I don't know.
1256
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:38,043
I guess I just...
wanted you to like me.
1257
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,171
I already liked you, Max.
1258
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,926
From the very first time
I heard you laugh.
1259
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,511
"Ayuk. " (CHUCKLES)
1260
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:51,389
So, you wanna do something tonight?
1261
01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:54,184
Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
1262
01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:55,435
What?
1263
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,355
Well, I'm kinda doin'
somethin' with my dad.
1264
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,148
Honest!
1265
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,901
- How 'bout tomorrow?
- Deal.
1266
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:06,780
(GIGGLES)
1267
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,324
Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk!
1268
01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:12,118
(CHUCKLES)
1269
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,454
(CLANKING)
1270
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,290
(GOOFY HUMS)
1271
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,463
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
1272
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,843
- (WHISTLING)
- Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!
1273
01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:30,262
(LOUD CRASH)
1274
01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:36,101
(CHUCKLES)
1275
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:40,647
Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
1276
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,441
Enchanté, mademoiselle.
1277
01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,486
(ALL LAUGH)
1278
01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,496
(SONG BEGINS)
1279
01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:11,344
Yeah, yeah
1280
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,685
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1281
01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:27,861
I got myself a notion
1282
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:31,448
And one I know that you'll understand
1283
01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:35,118
We'll set the world in motion
1284
01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:38,955
By reaching out for each other's hand
1285
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,916
Maybe we'll discover
1286
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:44,336
What we should have known all along
1287
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,296
Yeah
1288
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:51,259
One way or another
Together's where we both belong
1289
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:55,513
If we listen to each other's heart
1290
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,642
We'll find we're never too far apart
1291
01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:02,646
And maybe love is the reason why
1292
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:07,943
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1293
01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:25,001
If a wall should come between us
1294
01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:28,630
Too high to climb
Too hard to break through
1295
01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:32,342
I know that love will lead us
1296
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:36,179
And find a way to bring me to you
1297
01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,223
So don't be in a hurry
1298
01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:41,518
Think before you count us out
1299
01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:45,522
Oh, you don't have to worry
1300
01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:50,360
- I will never let you down
- Nothin's gonna stop us now
1301
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:54,489
If we listen to each other's heart
1302
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:57,701
We'll find we're never too far apart
1303
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:01,788
And maybe love is the reason why
1304
01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:06,042
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1305
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,962
Yes, we're seein' it I-2-I
1306
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,464
Yes, we are
1307
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:14,968
Seein' it I-2-I
1308
01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:18,805
Seein' it I-2-I
1309
01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:22,058
Seein' it I-2-I
1310
01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:26,146
I guess we're seein' it I-2-I, yeah
1311
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,439
I-2-I
1312
01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:45,248
If you're ever lonely, stop
1313
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,542
You don't have to be
1314
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:54,215
After all it's only
A beat away from you to me
1315
01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:58,636
Take a look inside to see, yeah
1316
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,766
If we listen to each other's heart
1317
01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:06,019
We'll find we're never too far apart
1318
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:09,981
And maybe love is the reason why
1319
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:15,987
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1320
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:32,295
If we listen to each other's heart
1321
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:35,465
We'll find we're never too far apart
1322
01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:39,469
And maybe love is the reason why
1323
01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:45,391
For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-I
1324
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:47,435
Seein' it I-2-I
1325
01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,522
Seein' it I-2-I, baby
1326
01:16:50,731 --> 01:16:52,398
For the first time
1327
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:56,611
For the first time
1328
01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:00,532
Seein' it, seein' it, baby
1329
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,827
Seein' it I-2-I, yeah
1330
01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:07,413
For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1331
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:11,292
Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it I-2-I
1332
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,838
I-2-I, yeah
1333
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,341
Come on, baby, I-2-I
1334
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:22,262
I-2-I, I-2-I
1335
01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:27,684
Yeah, I-2-I
1336
01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:30,436
GOOFY:
Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!
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