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Hey, there, stranger.

Mary, how are you?

I'm fine. We miss you guys.

Well, we miss you too.

How's Nick? Where are you living now?

Um, we're over off of Aenida Street, by the ocean.

Really?

We interrupt our scheduled programming

to bring you this News 14 special report

with Cindy Kwan live from Pine Bluffs.

The wildfire has destroyed more than 10,000 acres

of relatively untouched wilderness.

The fire is 75% contained.

But firefighters are having a great deal of difficulty

getting men and equipment into this remote area.

Fire and heavy smoke are forcing many large predatory species

of wildlife out of the deep woods.

It is important that local area residents

remember to keep their pets indoors.

There is no immediate threat to homes,

but authorities want to remind everyone

to stay tuned to the news

in case the situation deteriorates.

Reporting live from Pine Bluffs,

back to you.

Madison?

It's always Madison.

Why torture yourself?

She doesn't even know you're alive.

Yes, she does.

Really?

We used to be friends.

Yeah, that was before puberty.

Look, we're freshmen.

Madison is now a prisoner of her hormones.

If she looks at you or talks to you

at any time before your senior year,

her head will explode

and she will be institutionalized.

What planet do you come from?

What?

I'm just saying, it happened once.

You're so weird, man.

All right, all right, all right.

Look at those guys.

They're blocking all the bikes.

Excuse me. Could you move your truck?

I need to get my bike.

Hey, Maddie. Long time no see.

Looking good.

Want to go for a ride?

My name is Madison.

And no, I don't want to go for a ride with you.

I need to get my bike.

And what do you think you're doing?

Watch and learn, kimosabe.

Please just move your truck. Now.

Okay, fine.

Just wait till I'm done with my burger then.

You heard her.

Move your truck.

Hey, little man.

This doesn't concern you, okay?

So stay out of it.

I'm not afraid of you.

Well, you should be.

Why don't you get out of here

before I kick you square in the piehole, boy?

You little...

You're dead! I'm gonna...

- Oh, we got you. - You're dead, kid!

You're dead!

Ah!

I got him! I got him!

I got you now!

- Oh! - Oh, man.

Hey, Madison, watch this.

Come on, Cletus, you slowpoke!

I'm trying. He's elusive.

Around the other side.

No, no, no, no!

Oh.

Time to go.

- Whoa. - Come here, you punk!

Here goes nothing.

Get him, Cletus, get him!

Ah!

Dude, come on.

Come back here, you little punk!

Come on!

Forget this. Get in the truck, Cletus.

Get in the truck. Come on!

See you later, Leonard!

Wonder where that kid went.

I don't know.

He's got to be around here somewhere.

He's on a bike. He can't be that far.

Hey, if we don't find him soon,

can we go get a chimichanga?

A chimi-you...

- I'm hungry. - Chimichanga.

There he is! There he is!

There he is! Go get him, go get him!

- Turn! - I'm going, I'm going.

Whoo!

- Go, go. - I'm going.

- Go. - I'm going.

- He's right there. - Cletus, I see him.

I know this, Cletus.

Why ain't you getting him? Why ain't you getting him?

- It's my truck. - He's right there.

He's right there.

This is driving me crazy.

Why don't you just bump him?

Bump him like they do on them police chases.

Go right, go right. He wenthe turned!

Whoa, whoa.

What's he doing?

Whoa, what's he doing, Devlin?

Whoa.

Oh!

Whoa, whoa.

- Whoa! - Ah.

Where that kid think he's going?

He went down hard.

Whoa.

Uhoh. Ah!

Uh!

Ow.

Ah!

Help! Somebody!

No!

Ow.

Mm.

Great, now I'm gonna die, and I'm gonna be grounded for life.

Help! Help!

Somebody? Anybody?

I'm down here.

Help!

This is bad, very bad.

Help! Help me!

Somebody help me!

What up, big guy?

Please don't eat me.

I'm thin and bony.

It's not worth the effort. See, look, no meat.

All I eat is junk food.

I'm too young to die.

I'm still a virgin.

Okay, I get it.

You want me to leave your territory

and take my bike with me.

Okay, I can do that.

What is it now?

This?

Yeah?

Eat it.

Here, take it. It's all yours.

Wait, the wrapper!

Oh, you like that?

Let me see if I have another one.

Yep, here's one.

Wait a sec.

Um...

Tastes much better without the wrapper.

No littering.

I wouldn't do that in front of my mom.

You'd be grounded for sure.

There's none left.

Seriously, I... I... I need my backpack.

No more! There's none left.

I need my backpack.

Seriously, I need my backpack.

Thanks for saving me back there.

Bye.

Wow, that was weird.

Hello?

Wow, you're home early.

Yeah, I'm taking a little dinner break.

Nice. Hi.

I'm starving.

Nice.

Come here.

The fire has absolutely swamped us.

How bad is it?

Uh, you know, no fatalities yet.

Couple firefighters that inhaled a little too much smoke.

That's it.

Kind of lucky.

90% of the fire's been contained already.

Well, it sounded really horrible on the news.

- It did? - Mm-hmm.

All those critters, the little critters.

Now, stop a second.

While I have you here, I want to talk to you.

No, no talk.

No, really, I want you to talk to Percy.

He's really not concentrating on his schoolwork.

Oh, well, look, he's a good kid.

He's into his music right now.

It's a phase, all right?

You don't understand,

'cause you don't spend enough time with him.

All he does is surf the web, play his music,

God, and watch YouTube.

He's living in a complete fantasy world.

He's 15 years old.

That is a fantasy world.

Give him some time. He'll grow out of it.

Hey, when are we gonna eat?

We're waiting on Percy.

I've been trying to call his cell phone,

but it goes straight to voice mail.

I'm worried.

Probably just forget to turn it back on

like he always does.

See, look at that.

Guys.

Here he is.

Hey, why didn't you answer my call?

My phone's broken.

You guys are not gonna believe this.

How did you break your phone?

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

I met something in the woods.

He's kind of like a King Kong,

really big.

He helped me.

What? Are you serious?

I am, I swear.

He was like ten feet tall.

He threw these two huge rocks, and I gave him my PowerBar.

Oh, yeah, and I'm sure he broke your phone, didn't he?

No, it broke whenever I fell off my bike

after I hit a log.

You hit your head?

No. Well, maybe.

Did you lose consciousness?

I don't know.

Well, who cares, okay?

I touched his hand

or paw or whatever it was.

He does have a lump on the back of his head.

You want to get some ice?

Are you okay?

- Is he all right? - Yeah, I think so.

A mild concussion would explain King Kong.

Did you throw up after you hit your head?

Dizzy?

No.

How many fingers can you see?

I'm not making this up, okay?

I saw this thing, whatever it was.

Maybe you should take him back to the hospital

and give him a tetanus shot.

What?

No, no, no, no, no.

I was just joking.

It's all a joke.

I'm kidding.

You know, you don't have to make up these crazy stories

just because you broke your phone.

We're not gonna ground you.

People do have accidents.

Okay.

Young man, are you living in a fantasy world?

What?

You heard me.

Are you living in a fantasy world?

No.

All right, then, let's have some dinner.

Let me get the backpack.

Show me a picture

of the perfect life.

I want to see, want to know

what it looks like.

Anybody got a grip on life?

Want to know, call me up,

tell me what it feels like.

Can't remember what it was to dream.

Where are you?

Can't sleep with my soul so unclean.

Got to wake up.

Gotcha.

Let it go.

Maybe I lost my way.

Maybe I made mistakes.

Time to go hunting.

Come on!

Get up!

What was that for?

'Cause you're slow, and you're lazy.

Load those in the truck.

We got to catch some dinner.

Couldn't even catch that kid yesterday.

What makes you think you can catch us dinner?

You shut your mouth.

I would've caught that kid if you hadn't got in the way.

You want any more of this?

Huh?

Now get in the truck.

So I tried calling you last night on your cell,

but you didn't answer.

What happened?

How'd you get away from those guys, man?

Nothing really.

I ditched them.

But I dropped my phone, and it broke.

That's it?

That's all I get?

I told you. I ditched them.

That's all.

Well, where you going, man?

I got to go.

I thought we were supposed to jam.

Something came up.

What can be more important than jamming with your boy?

There's something else that I got to do.

It's Madison, isn't it?

Hi, Percy.

Hi...

Madison.

Leonard.

Madison.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

For what?

For rescuing me from those lowlife dropouts yesterday.

That was very chivalrous.

Thanks.

That's a pretty big word for a cheerleader.

It means "gallant," "courteous,"

"honorable,"

"heroic."

Stop me when I get to a word you understand.

I saw those videos you posted on YouTube.

You're really good.

And you've been getting a lot of hits.

I think you're amazing.

Yeah, we're forming a band.

Wow.

That's really something coming from...

the lead singer of the best band in school.

That's because they haven't heard our band yet.

That's because it doesn't exist yet.

You're coming to our performance tonight, right?

Uh, yeah, I guess.

Come on, Madison.

We're gonna be late.

Everybody's waiting.

Give me a second.

I'm talking to my new boyfriend.

Madison, you can't be serious.

He's a total nobody.

You can't do this.

What would people say?

I couldn't care less what people say.

I've got cheerleading practice.

I got to go.

I'll see you tonight, okay?

Okay.

Bye.

Wow.

She's really something.

Hi, sweetie.

Hi, Mom.

Where you going?

To Leonard's to play some music.

What about your homework?

It's Friday.

They don't give homework on weekends, remember?

Are you gonna be home for dinner?

I'll eat at Leonard's.

We're going to check out my friend's band

playing at school.

Well, what time you gonna be home?

Be back around 10:00.

Okay.

Where does the boy put it all?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Now what?

Where are you?

Never heard a guitar before?

Hey, hey. Take it easy, okay?

That's my baby.

Guitars break a lot easier than cell phones.

I don't want to have to explain another accident to them.

They never believe me.

No one would even believe that you exist.

Maybe I could teach you how to play.

How cool would that be?

We'd get a million hits on YouTube, for sure.

You probably don't understand a word I'm saying.

Don't try and pretend.

I might as well be speaking to you in Chinese,

as far as you're concerned.

I guess you just like the sound of a human voice.

We all do...

when we're lonely.

You must get lonely out here all by yourself.

You probably got displaced by the fires, huh?

We're two of a kind, really.

We both don't fit in.

Well, now that you've found me and I've found Madison,

maybe we're not such losers after all.

Well, I don't know what you like, okay?

So I brought a little bit of everything.

I have got...

raw vegetables.

I brought them because last night,

I read that gorillas are vegetarian.

Well, you're kind of like a gorilla,

sort of.

Some potato chips, some apples,

and jicama,

which, I don't really know what that is,

but it's definitely a vegetable.

And of course, PowerBars.

Nope. Those are for dessert.

Easy, big fellow.

I was just joking.

Not now.

Eh, eh, eh.

Later.

That's the ticket.

Boy, I think that's a grizzly.

And he sounds like a whopper.

Shh.

Cletus, you dope.

You trying to scare him away?

Follow me.

Be quiet.

Cletus, how many times do I have to tell you

to stop point that thing in my face?

How many was that?

You trying to kill me, Cletus?

Huh?

No, no, I don't

Abuhbuh, abuhbuh, that's all, folks.

You idiot.

Follow me.

Shh.

Creating the perfect hot dog is an art form.

First, you need relish.

And...

onion.

Not too much, or you'll overpower the dog.

Okay, next, mustard

and ketchup.

And not too much,

or you'll overpower the onions and the relish.

And voila.

The perfect hot dog.

Here.

It's good.

Okay, so hot dogs aren't really your thing.

You're a vegetarian.

I get that now.

What is it?

Hey, Devlin,

you think if we kill it,

we can eat it for Thanksgiving this year?

You've got to get out of here.

You have to hide.

Why you want to eat grizzly for Thanksgiving, you dummy?

I don't know. We tried everything else.

We had goat.

You've got to get out of here, go.

Go.

Well, how do you know they don't have breasts?

I don't know. You ever had grizzly breast?

Well, I hadn't, but it actually sounds kind of good.

- You're sick. - I'm hungry.

Well, well, well.

Look what we got here.

Sure don't look like a grizzly.

What...

What in the world are you doing out here?

I know you.

You're the kid with the soda, ain't you?

Soda? What soda?

What are you doing out here, kid?

I just had a picnic.

I like picnics.

Crazy kid having a picnic.

More likely to be that grizzly's lunch.

Didn't you hear him?

No, that must've been me you heard.

Shh.

I can burp pretty loud.

Not even close, kid. Nice try.

Nice out.

Want a hot dog?

Yeah.

You got any relish or anything?

- Cletus! - What?

Give the hot dog back.

No, Cletus.

Don't. Don't, Cletus.

Cletus!

Give it back now!

- Cletus. - You can eat your hot dog.

What don't you grab him and do something useful?

It's payback time, kid.

You thought you were pretty smart, huh?

Thought we wouldn't find out who you were?

This right here's a small town.

What goes around comes around...

real soon.

Where you gonna run now, you little punk, huh?

Hold him tight, Cletus.

Whoa!

Shoot him, Cletus.

Shoot him, Cletus.

Cletus, get him, get him!

I'm okay.

You got to go.

They'll be back here any second

and they still got their guns.

We're tangled.

I can't help it. We're tangled.

- Get off of me! - We are tangled.

- All right, there. - You idiot.

Why did you not shoot him, Cletus?

You had the gun.

You were in the way. He had you like that.

Would you... I swear...

I couldn't get the bullet through you.

You could've sidestepped and shot him in the dang ribs.

Well, I've never been good at sidestepping.

- You know that. - Come on, let's go!

Go on then.

Got me all dang wet.

You're being mean right now.

You're being mean.

That's in my mouth. That got in my mouth.

Go that way.

Go.

Don't worry about me, okay?

I'll be fine.

Wait, wait, wait, whoa.

The kid's trying to fool us.

Come on, let's go this way.

What if he's still got a hot dog?

Shut up.

Come on, Cletus!

Slow down, Devlin.

Did you see how big that thing was?

I can't run as fast.

You have a superior genetic makeup.

That may be true, Cletus.

Come on. No excuses.

I've got something in my shoe.

I think it's a squirrel.

I got to stop, Devlin.

Come on, stop being a stinker.

There he goes! There he goes!

Go!

My hat's loose.

I got to stop and fix my hat.

Holy moly, he's fast.

Devlin, what was that?

Bigger than a grizzly, that's for sure.

Come on.

Hey, Devlin.

Can logs fly?

That one can.

I can't swim! I can't swim!

I need my water wings, water wings.

The ground, the ground.

The ground.

I'm on the ground.

I'm alive!

He threw a log at us, Devlin.

I can see that, you moron.

Do I look blind, Cletus, huh?

We got to...

we got to catch that thing.

I better he'll be worth his weight in gold.

Come on, come on. Get up!

Get up. Come on, Cletus.

Percy, Leonard.

Percy, Leonard.

- Hi, Miss Lynette. - Hi, Miss Lynette.

Two tickets, please.

$5.

Look at Lisa and her cheerleader friends.

I hate those type of girls.

Forget them.

They're just posers.

Check out Madison.

I am fire.

I'm what you desire,

desire.

She's pretty good, huh?

Fire.

I'm what you desire,

what you desire.

Go, go, go, go, go,

go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

The roof is... the roof is on fire,

baby.

'Cause I'm just starting

an inferno, inferno.

And I'm like... I'm like fire,

fire.

I'm what you desire,

desire.

Yeah, yeah, what you desire.

And I'm like fire.

Fire.

I'm what you desire,

what you desire.

Fire.

And I'm what you desire,

what you desire.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Thank you.

Madison.

Hey.

Come on.

Madison, that was awesome.

You totally rock.

Really? Thanks.

I'm glad you came.

It means a lot.

Your band is really hot.

So what are you doing tomorrow night?

Nothing much, I guess.

Perfect.

I'll come to your house, and we could watch a movie.

You mean like a date?

No, not like a date,

a real date,

our first one.

Cool.

Well, I have to get back and help the band,

but I'll see you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, buddy.

Yo, Mom.

Morning, Percy.

Well, you're up early.

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Well, that's an awful lot of apples and carrots.

I like apples and carrots.

You like carrots?

I think the sky is falling.

Are you going somewhere?

Leonard's. Practice.

At 9:00 on a Saturday morning?

Percy, that's not like you.

- What are you up to? - Nothing.

Leave him alone, honey.

By the way, can a friend come over

and watch a movie with me tonight?

Sure. Who?

Her name's Madison.

Bye.

A girlfriend?

Madison.

Oh, he's growing up.

Thanks for saving me yesterday.

Those guys are bad.

And they have guns.

You don't know what guns can do to you.

They can kill you.

You know, you really should go back to where you came from,

for your own good.

Okay, okay, maybe not right away,

but sometime.

You can't stay here forever.

I got a date tonight.

Can you believe it?

The prettiest girl in school.

I think I'm in love.

Her name is Madison.

Man, I'd love for you to meet her.

Maybe I'll bring her by tomorrow

if everything goes well tonight.

Oh, here.

That's the ticket, dude.

You like music?

Me too.

No littering.

Hello?

Leonard?

No, I thought he was with you.

Okay, bye.

Oh, man. I got to go.

Madison should be coming over pretty soon.

All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow.

Hey, Mom.

- So Leonard called. - Yeah?

He wanted to know where you were.

Uh-huh.

And since you told me that you were with Leonard,

I'd like to know where you were.

Uh-huh.

She's here.

Hi, Percy.

Hey.

Mom, this is Madison.

How do you do, Mrs. Caldwell.

I'm Percy's new girlfriend.

Hi, Madison.

Well, a mother should know her son's girlfriend.

My mother was wondering where I was today,

you know, since I didn't go to Leonard's.

Because of that thing you asked me to do.

Oh, right.

Can we speak confidentially, Mrs. Caldwell,

woman to woman?

Sure.

Mrs. Caldwell, as we...

As we both know,

boys Percy's age can be very shy and secretive

when it comes to romance.

Girls are very confusing to them,

as I'm sure you understand.

Well, this morning, I asked Percy to stop by my house

on his way to Leonard's.

My parents wanted to meet him.

We ended up working on a project for school,

and he never made it to Leonard's.

He should have called.

But we were just so engrossed in our schoolwork.

Right.

So you two are gonna watch a movie, right?

And that's okay, right?

Sure.

I'm gonna talk to you later.

Nice to meet you, Madison.

Thanks.

Wow.

I brought the DVD.

It's one of my favorites, black and white.

Seriously?

Only old people watch those.

It's a really good movie.

You're just gonna have to believe me.

Sure.

Whatever you say.

You're not gonna tell me the name of it?

Nope.

I want it to be a surprise.

So where were you?

What?

You're off the hook with your mom because I lied for you.

But you're not off the hook with me.

So where were you?

When I was chased by those two rednecks yesterday,

I crashed my bike in the woods.

And when I looked up,

there was this huge animal standing over me.

It was Bigfoot.

Funny. Very funny.

No, no, no. I'm serious.

You just have to come with me into the forest tomorrow

and see for yourself.

Shame on you, Percy Caldwell.

I didn't think you were that kind of boy.

What are you talking about?

You're not the first boy who's asked me to go with him

into some deserted spot.

No, no, no.

It's not like that, I swear.

There's something that you have to see.

You're a strange boy, Percy.

6th and Broadway.

Come on, come on.

Come on. Come on.

Uh.

Come on.

Okay, there you go.

- Okay, ready? - Yep.

Ah! Dang it.

I didn't tell you to let go.

- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.

I asked if you were ready.

I was ready, so I let go.

You're an idiot. You know that?

You're an idiot.

Stop calling me an idiot.

You're an idiot.

Oh!

And I'm an idiot.

Smooth move, Don Juan.

Madison.

Leonard.

What are you doing here?

I could ask you the same question,

Leonard.

Percy sent me a text message

saying he wanted to show me something

real important.

I wonder what he's up to.

I don't know, and I'm his best friend.

Well, I'm his girlfriend.

Yeah, I don't get it.

What does he see in you?

Oh.

Right.

Are you guys ready to see something really cool?

Come on, follow me.

Come on, it's not far.

Stop.

I'm not playing this game with you.

It's not a game.

It's the truth.

You have to come see him for yourself.

See who?

Bigfoot.

Whoa, dude, you're crazy.

I can't believe this.

Lisa was right.

You are a hopeless geek.

You don't understand.

- If you would just follow me... - No, absolutely not.

I don't know what you're up to,

but I don't want to be part of it.

You have to see for yourself.

No, I don't.

I'm sorry, Percy, but I can't be seen with a psycho.

We're done.

Call me when you grow up.

Please?

I'm not making this up.

You still got me, dude.

You believe me, don't you?

No.

But I can pretend.

Besides, ain't got nothing else to do.

So let's go check out this forest creature, man.

Getting close.

We can leave our bikes over here.

Oh, no.

Not those guys again.

What are they doing here?

They saw Bigfoot too.

They're trying to capture him.

You're not just kidding?

This isn't some elaborate hoax?

I wish it were.

Come on.

Come on, Cletus, keep it down.

I'm keeping it down. Sorry.

We got to warn him.

Leonard, go that way and make a lot of noise, okay?

See if you can lead them away.

I'll get Bigfoot out of here.

What, are you crazy?

I'm not going over there so they can shoot me.

Nope, no way.

Don't be a wimp.

Come on.

Bigfoot's life depends on it.

You can throw something and then hit the ground.

They won't even see you.

Okay.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

To save Bigfoot?

Yeah, right.

Just do what I tell you, okay?

Keep going that way

and make a lot of noise.

That's got to be him. Come on!

You've got to get out of here.

Go home, okay?

Go back to where you came from.

You heard me, okay?

You can't stay here.

Those hunters are coming back for you.

They know you're here.

That's him.

No, quiet, quiet.

They'll hear you.

He's back that way.

Listen, you don't belong here.

Okay, if they find you, they'll put you in a zoo or something.

No, you big dummy!

You can't stay here, okay?

We can never be friends.

This would never work.

Just go home.

Go back to where you came from!

Okay, this is your only chance.

You got to take it and run.

Hey, buddy.

How you doing?

Yeah, I got him!

Ow.

Bigfoot.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

It's big.

Hey, Cletus, why ain't he going down?

There was enough tranquilizer in them darts

to take down an elephant.

He ain't no elephant.

Cletus, go get my dart back.

Ah...

Go, go! Get in, go!

Go, go, go.

Bad, bad.

Oh, no!

We gonna die!

- We gonna die! - We gonna die!

I don't want to die.

I've always admired your fashion sense, Devlin.

Will you get off of me?

What?

Mr. Foot?

Now, that's what I call some good shooting right there,

ain't it, Cletus?

Hot dang! We got him, Dev.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

You idiots.

What did you do that for?

You shut up, kid.

You're lucky I don't shoot you.

But I got bigger matters to attend to.

So why don't you go on and get!

Get! Huh?

Where are you taking him?

Taking him to his new home.

And you better go home too while you still can.

He's ours now.

Thanks to you, we're gonna catch ourselves a big reward.

We're gettin' a big reward.

Doo-doo-doo, da-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo

Who's laughing now, monkey man?

Yeah, who's laughing now?

Cletus, stop repeating everything I say.

Just get in the truck.

All right.

I'll quite repeating everything you say

and get in the truck.

Bigfoot.

What do we do now?

We got to free him.

How?

I don't know yet,

but first we got to find out where those guys live.

I know someone who might know.

Who?

Madison.

Remember back at the burger stand?

She knew those two guys.

Yeah, you're right.

She owes you an apology...

boyfriend.

Give me that phone.

All right, come on back.

Come on.

Okay, just make sure I don't hit nothing.

All right, come on.

Keep coming. Good, good.

Go ahead, cut it right. Cut it right.

All right.

Little... straighten it out.

Good, good. Come on back.

Little left, little left. That's it.

That's it. Good, good.

- Keep on coming. - Would you make up your mind?

Here we go. Almost.

Oh.

Hey, oh, hey, oh!

That's perfect.

Cletus, just shut up.

Mm.

Okay, lock the cage door.

I'm gonna go move the truck.

What? Are you crazy?

No way. I ain't going near that thing.

You big baby.

Well, you come lock it.

You're such a chicken.

He's moving. He's up; he's awake.

He's awake, Devlin.

See, there weren't nothing to it.

Come on, Cletus.

Where we going?

We're going to the store.

Got to get this beast some food.

Got to keep him healthy.

I just don't know what food we're gonna feed him.

Well, they got dog chow, and they got cat chow.

Reckon they got Bigfoot chow?

You're a total idiot.

Give, girlfriend.

What's the scoop?

Are you two still an item?

I don't know.

I mean, at first, I thought he was so chivalrous and sweet.

I thought he was cute.

And...

And I think I made a mistake.

I mean, he lives in a fantasy world

full of made-up comic book characters.

He needs to grow up.

So why'd you agree to meet him?

He said he wanted one last chance.

Said he had something to show me.

Madison, I need to talk to you.

I'm listening.

Not in front of everyone else, please.

It's Bigfoot.

Not that again.

You're really starting to annoy me.

Oh, right.

What website did you get that from?

Give me a break.

Look at the truck.

Do you recognize it?

That's the pickup that was blocking your bike.

It belongs to those two guys.

Okay, I don't know how you did this,

but I'm still not convinced.

You don't have to believe me.

Just tell me, do you know where those two rednecks live?

I don't get it. What are you up to?

Percy was telling the truth.

You've got to be kidding me.

Now you're in it together?

Look, I'm the last one

who wants to see you and Percy back together.

But this is serious.

They drugged him and captured him,

and now we got to save him.

Why would they do that?

They figured he was worth a lot of money.

Now we got to free him,

and we need your help.

Shouldn't you call the police?

No, they'll just put him in a zoo

and make him a science experiment.

We've got to free him and let him go back home.

Madison, please, just tell me where they live.

I'll show you.

It's on the other side of town.

No, it's too dangerous.

Don't argue with me.

I'm coming.

I need to see this for myself.

What are you gonna do with your money, Devlin?

That's a good question.

I think I might buy me one of those mail-order brides.

Yeah?

She'll have to love me 'cause I paid her a lot of money.

We're gonna have kids, settle down with a family.

That's beautiful. I tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna buy a lumberjack outfit,

'cause I've been a ghost for trick or treating all my life,

that same tired sheet.

And I think I'd get more candy if I was a lumberjack.

Make good pancakes too.

I'll make pancakes better in my lumberjack outfit.

I'll wear it every day.

That's real nice, Cletus.

Every day.

Are you sure you're up for this?

Those guys are really mean

and more than a little crazy.

I know.

Ever since they inherited that old farm,

they've been acting like they could do whatever they want.

I'm just saying, things could get really nasty.

All right, all right, all right.

Enough of that mushy stuff.

Okay, this looks pretty good.

We'll leave our stuff there and walk, okay?

- Yeah, sure. - Fine.

Stay low so they can't see us coming from the house.

This is the point of no return.

If those guys catch us,

we could be in a world of hurt.

Just tell me this is worth the risk.

Tell me Bigfoot is real.

Bigfoot's real.

I swear.

Bigfoot's real.

Come on.

crash!

He must be in the barn.

Wait.

Wait until they leave.

Then we'll go in after.

Right.

That's a better idea.

All clear.

Come on. Let's go.

Bigfoot.

Oh, my

Don't make too much noise. They'll hear you.

I'm gonna get you out of here. Don't worry.

He's really big.

Really big.

That's why they call him Bigfoot.

Percy, don't.

No, he's harmless.

Trust me.

See?

Wow.

Now let's get him out of here before those guys come back.

We've got to get this lock off somehow.

Look around for a hacksaw or something.

We don't have time for that.

Hold the lock up for me.

Okay, cool.

Here, hold this

and don't lose it.

It's my favorite barrette.

Okay.

Leonard, go to the door and keep a lookout.

Right.

Hey, big guy,

I got a PowerBar for you.

Hey, those two guys are coming back.

Quiet, quiet.

Shh.

Come on.

And the big one's got his gun.

Hurry up.

You almost done?

'Cause we're running out of time here.

Come on. Come on.

Madison?

I can't do this.

Come on! Come on!

Open! Open!

Open!

Almost here.

Open!

You're so cool.

What the...

Oh, Devlin.

Devlin? Devlin?

Oh, help. No.

Ah!

Uh!

No!

Ah-ha-ha!

Uh!

Nice.

Quick, follow me.

Whoa, get in the truck.

Get in the truck.

Come on, in the truck.

In the truck.

Truck.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh!

Are you sure you know how to drive this thing?

I've been driving go-karts since I was ten.

How different can this be?

Oh...

Oh, get off me, you idiot.

Ah!

Ah!

Cletus, shoot the tires.

That's our truck.

It ain't our truck anymore if they drive off with it.

Right.

Come on, let's cut 'em off.

Hold on.

Come on, Cletus, let's hop the fence.

I can't... I can't hop the fence.

I... I... I'm coming. I'm coming through.

Come on, Pappy's rifle.

Get 'em, Devlin.

Get 'em. Get 'em.

Come and get it, boys.

Come get some.

Hang on!

They're not coming to get it, they're not coming to get it.

Straight, straight, straight.

Come on, get the car!

They's heading down to the river.

Yee-haw!

There they are. There they are.

They's toast. They's toast.

- Oh. - No.

Faster, Devlin, faster. We're gonna lose him.

We ain't gonna lose it, you retard.

It's a dead end.

I know. That's wild.

Oh, no.

Hang on.

Get off the windshield.

I got to turn around.

Kids are gonna run out of road for sure.

Then he's ours.

There they are. There they are.

Cletus, shoot out the tires.

Quit messing with the window and shoot out his dang tires.

I can't. The dang thing's rusted shut.

I see 'em!

Bigfoot looks mighty pissed.

What are you going to do?

He's not stopping. He's not stopping.

He's gonna hit us!

crash!

Stop 'em.

All right.

- Whoo! - Yes.

Quick, shoot out the tires.

They're gonna get away.

All right.

Ah.

Hey, Devlin, I am tired of this.

You get it?

I am tired of all this.

I'm tired, and there's a tire.

- That's funny, Cletus. - I know, it's funny.

You know what? That's hilarious.

That's so funny.

You know what? You can say whatever you want,

'cause I can't hear you

'cause you just fired a rifle next to my ear.

You can't hear nothing I'm saying?

What?

You're an idiot, Devlin.

I can still read lips, you idiot.

You're not thinking what I think you're thinking.

Ah!

- Yes! - Whoo!

Oh, my...

Something's wrong with Bigfoot.

Oh, no.

Be careful.

- He's in pain. - Easy.

Easy.

Here, Madison, take over.

More pressure, okay.

We got to stop the bleeding.

I don't want to hurt him.

You're not gonna hurt him.

Just push down as hard as you can.

Your dad teach you this?

Yeah.

We got to take him to a hospital.

I got a better idea.

Come on.

Please don't die, King Kong.

All right.

I think I'm getting hustled.

Mom, Dad.

Whoa, what, what?

- I need your help, okay? - Yeah, yeah.

- My friend's been shot. - What?

Whose truck is this?

Ah!

What the is that?

Dad, you got to hurry.

- You got to save him. - Yeah.

He's not gonna die, is he?

What did they do to you?

Let me see this.

Okay, okay.

The bullet didn't penetrate too deep.

I can feel it.

So keep that on there.

Well, we need to get him inside.

Can you get him inside?

Hey, pal?

We need you to come into the house.

All right, let's help him get inside.

Come on.

More light, please.

A little wider, son.

Doing a good job.

That's it.

Irrigation, please.

All right.

Let's get it.

Ah, got it.

Look at that.

Very well done.

Okay, look, what we have here is,

his hair and his thick skin saved him.

The bullet pierced the skin

and made its way down to the muscle tissue.

Remember when he shot you with the BB gun?

No.

It hurt, but it wasn't that serious.

Same thing here; it's not that serious,

all right?

It's a bit more bloody,

but a few stitches,

and he's gonna be just fine.

He's gonna be okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I knew he was too tough for those guys.

So why did he pass out from such a shallow wound?

Some people just pass out at the sight of blood,

even tough guys like Bigfoot here.

Tough guy.

Thanks for saving him, Dad.

Sure, buddy.

It's the first Bigfoot I ever saved.

We got to ditch the truck somewhere.

Those guys are gonna be looking for it.

And we need to move him as soon as possible.

Where we gonna take him?

Back to his home. The fire's out.

We'll drive up there in the RV.

Could we come too?

Yeah, can we come?

I don't know.

It's a school day.

Dad, they have to.

Uh.

Percy?

It's all right.

She's the greatest.

Cleared it with your parents.

How did you convince them?

Well, I told them it was a research project

on the effects of the fire.

They bought it.

All right.

Ow.

You know, I think we can actually pull this off.

Fire's out.

Most of the firefighters are gone.

With a little luck,

I think we can get him back to where he came from.

- Is this it? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Kids, we clear?

All clear.

All clear.

Percy, while I'm young.

How do we know we can find Bigfoot's home?

You know, son, in life, there are no absolutes.

This whole operation depends on Sasquatch in here.

I'm hoping he'll remember his old neighborhood

when and if we get there.

You ready?

- Yeah. - All right.

What do you kids say?

Let's rock.

Okay.

Everybody ready?

Mirror.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.

Hey, Devlin, I feel like a superhero

flying through the city.

Duh-da-da-duh!

What are you doing?

I swallowed a horsefly.

A horsefly?

Ain't that bad.

Move these up here.

There you go.

You're gonna shoot them in the tires,

and then you're gonna shoot that monkey.

You got it? You got the master plan, Cletus?

I'm gonna use your gun.

Okay.

- Yours is fixed. - Just don't point it...

- I said... - Hold on.

I ain't got room. I ain't got room.

That's good.

Ixnay on the guitar-ay.

Aw, yeah, boy. We got 'em.

What's that?

Did you hit something?

No, I don't think so.

Well, what do you want me to do?

Shoot the tire like I said.

Dad, it's those two hunters who shot Bigfoot.

They want him back.

I... I can't get the tires from right here.

- You got to get up beside... - I'm going, Cletus.

Get up beside 'em.

All right, here we go. We're going.

All right, now I'm right-handed.

This is a bad position for me, Devlin.

I am not left-handed.

No.

Dad, they're beside us.

I see 'em. I see 'em.

David, look out.

Would you just slow down a little bit?

- There you go. - We're going.

Yeah!

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

Go!

He's right... ah!

Bad, bad.

Ah!

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah, I hate that kid!

Oh.

Are they all right?

I don't think those guys will ever be okay.

Yeah, probably not.

Ah, man.

Well, that didn't work out the way I planned.

Oh, you think?

It didn't work out the way you planned.

Look at the car, and what do you see right there?

Cletus, don't. Cletus, don't think about it.

I'm gonna wave. I can at least be polite.

Stop it.

Stop it, Cletus.

This is not gonna be easy for Percy.

That's okay.

He's got good friends.

Home, huh?

Well, I guess this is good-bye.

I'll never forget you.

Bye, Bigfoot.

Take care.

What is it?

Bigfoot has a friend?

A girlfriend.

You know it's true. Your mother loves you.

It sounds like it's World War II.

Ah!

This is a couples' skate only.

My guitar playing is so bad.

The mess I made

to kiss you such,

and all the things for me to do.

Whoa, come on, come on.

Let's go. Come on.

My promises will go beyond

He threw a log at...

I know, Cletus!

To get the mess

suggest is hor... rendous.

Why must we fall in love?

He's 15 now. Leave him alone.

Are you gonna say the carrots and thing?

Thing to do,

I'll make a list.

- Oh! - Ooh!

Get in, Cletus! Get in!

You want...

Infecting me just like a nasty...

Well, since you told me that you were at...

since you told me you were...

Since you...

Animal.

Ain't our truck anymore if they drive off with it.

Oh, there's our truck.

It's not natural to be more animal.

There, shoot.

Cletus, shoot the tires!

It's our truck.

It ain't our truck anymore if they drive off with it.

Hey, Cletus.

We should just...

Fire's out.

And the...

And the, uh...

This thing.

Why must we fall in love.

Animal,

to be more animal.

Why must we fall in love?

Smile for them.

So what...

How you doin'?

To be more animal.

Don't worry about me. Get him!

It's so abnormal.

It's not natural

to be more animal.

He's... he's...

He's there.