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Believe me,
you'll want to hear my proposal.

You want to bribe me.
How much are we talking about?

V&M wants to invest $50 million in fabric.

If you get Armando to invest
all that money in my company,

I'll give you a 10% cut.

You've analyzed the companies.
Which is the best fit for us?

This is best choice for us.
It's within our price range, too.

I think we'll sign with them.

Mr. Mazu, I accept your offer.

So Ugly did have a price.

I was with Mazu when she accepted.

Getting money under the table is called
taking a bribe.

It's illegal.

I accepted a bribe.

Fernando Mazu is going to pay me 10%

for having influenced your decision.

This woman betrayed you!
She doesn't deserve to work here!

I decide that!
I know you tried to bribe my employee.

I apologize, Armando.

Your apologies mean nothing to me.

But that "discount" you offered to
my assistant would.

I need you to set up a company.

The initial investment will be
Mazu's five million.

I thought about naming it BAR Fashion.

"B" as in Beatriz, "A" as in Aurora,
''R" as in Rincon.

Hugo cannot see his designs on the fabrics
we chose.

In 20 minutes,
take all this through the back

to the dressing rooms.

-What is she doing here?
-Betty was just leaving.

-Yes.
-Yes, yes.

The fabric is scratchy.
Return my dresses, you thief.

Where are my dresses?

What's going on here, Hugo?

She's a fashion murderer!

V&M couldn't afford
the fabrics you wanted.

If they don't walk out in the fabric,
there's no runway.

I'm the president, and we do as I say!

You're a liar and a cheat. I quit!

I lost everything, Betty.

Hugo, we need to talk.

-Back to con me again?
-Let's negotiate.

I want you to attend my bachelor party
dressed as a drag queen.

Please. Don't be ridiculous.

I can come up with more things.
You know I can be very creative.

It's just clothes.

It's no big deal.
Can you please just close this deal?

Only if you guarantee
that you'll get to work

on the new collection tomorrow.

Oh, please,
I can start designing it now on a napkin.

-I'll do it on one condition.
-What?

I'll need the best fabrics.
Top of the line.

And I get to be involved
in every aspect of the process.

Well?

You going to dress in drag?

See you tomorrow morning
at 8:00 for the meeting.

Bye, Richie.

You see what the divine Hugo
can accomplish?

-Immediately...
-Show me what you recorded.

I, Armando Mendoza, want to say that...

That takes care of Hugo.

-Now, I talk to Marcela.
-I'll say.

You lost all your dignity dealing
with the divine Hugo.

You need Marcela in the company.

Don't argue with her, don't get upset.

Let's see how everything works out.

I'm going to get fired, Marce.

You're not thinking of me at all,
and I do think of you.

Beatriz is going to get your job.

Armando will give it to her.
Think about it.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-I wanted to...
-Please let me go first.

I came to apologize about what happened
at V&M.

I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.

No, I shouldn't have quit,
but you treated Hugo very poorly.

He's not just any designer.

He's very creative. He's our friend.

I know,
but I was very upset about the collection.

Why did you buy that fabric?

-I don't know.
-That's not what Hugo asked for.

You deceived all of us.

Yes, but somebody has to look out
for the budget.

The fabrics Hugo requested
were too expensive.

If I'd bought them,
we never would've achieved

the results we wanted.

I thought the buyers would only notice
the designs.

Now, you realize that was a mistake.

We could've fixed this together.

I'm here, Armando. I have experience.

I'm here to support you.

Please forgive me.

I know, I made a mistake.

Everything's turning out wrong.

Things haven't gone how I imagined.

I messed up, but so did you by leaving me.

Please, I'm begging you not to leave V&M.

Please.

-What's this?
-No!

I'll organize it.

What a pretty box.
I've never seen it before.

What do you keep in it?

Silly mementos.

How is the tamale business going?

So-so.

I'm going to keep at it
until your father finds a job,

but it's tough out there, Betty.

Nobody wants to hire people our age.

But Dad's a good accountant.

I'm sure he'll find a good job soon.

I hope so.

You should help him now that you have
that job in Manhattan.

Ask your coworkers.

Yes, Mom, I will.

It's pretty.

Yes.

I'll take this so I can wash it.

Mr. Armando.

I know my quitting was impulsive,

but you've changed a lot, too,

since you became president of V&M.

And since you've been spending time
with that Beatriz.

Betty has nothing to do with this.

Of course she does.

You trust her more than me.

Just answer one question.

Did Beatriz know about
the quality of that fabric?

Yes, but...

Don't excuse her.

It takes two to tango,

and relationships are built on trust.

You made a decision
and didn't factor me into it.

She knew because she's my assistant.

If I'd told you,
would you have accepted it?

-No.
-See?

I did what I did out of stubbornness.

I wanted to prove a point, and I failed.

I've learned from it,
and it won't happen again.

Just please don't leave me.

I won't quit V&M. I'll stay.

And us?

Us what?

Are we good?

What choice do I have?

I can't live without you.

Son, I think we have to talk.

Why did you present your new collection
without informing us?

Who told you? Let me guess.

Daniel?

Oh, son, in this profession,
everything comes out.

It's an open secret.

It was just a closed-door runway show
with a few buyers.

Armando, you have
a responsibility to inform us.

Was Daniel aware of all this?

No, and my thinking was I'd do
a test run of the collection

before putting it on the market.

Can you at least tell us
how that test run went?

Please don't keep anything from us.

Well, they loved Hugo's designs,

but the buyers had some slight issues
with the quality of the fabric.

Son, son, son...

Our company has always been known

for using high-quality fabrics.

May I ask why you did that?

It was a money-saving strategy.

Son, you're the president now,

and we won't tell you what you have to do,

but a president cannot do things
without informing his board.

Dad, we have board meetings
every two months.

Don't worry, you'll receive
a very detailed report on the matter.

You two just relax, enjoy yourselves,

and please trust me.

Wow, Nico.
What are you doing in that suit?

You going to a wedding?

Somebody died.

Don't bully me, Betty.
You know this is my best outfit.

I figured I should start dressing
for the job I now have.

You work here at home.

You could wear pajamas if you wanted.

Oh, Betty, it's obvious you haven't read
a thing

about neuroscience,
which states a man should dress

for the job and the woman of his dreams.

Here.

Nico, isn't this a bit much?

I told you we had to keep low profiles.

That's why, Betty.

I work from your house,
not in a Manhattan office.

Can't get more low profile than that.

Plus, for your information,

it's not like I'm out on the street
as a broker

or performing hostile takeovers.

I think these cards are important

because at a certain point,
we'll need them for something.

-Right?
-Mm-hmm.

Plus, they're the image of the company.

Like me.

I never thought Armando played
on the same team as Hugo.

This can't be true.

Besides, the video has no audio.

Check out the hashtags.

I'll give you my expert opinion.

That wasn't just a private runway show
last night.

Only Ines can clear this up for us.

No, I called her,
and her voicemail message

said she's really busy in the workshop
with Hugo.

This is great gossip,
or my name's not Bertha.

Look who came out of the closet.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

What are you looking at?
You going to work today?

-Yes.
-Yes, of course.

Do you know what's going on?

Since I got here, everybody's been staring

like I have something weird on my face.

Relax, it's not your fault.

We'll blame your actions last night.

What did I do?

You don't remember?

What?

What? We're trending, bro.

You asking the divine Hugo Lombardi

for his hand in marriage.

You "liked" it?

Obviously!
Imagine if we got a million likes

and everyone that liked it
bought a garment from V&M.

-That'd be a big win!
-Hugo!

You shouldn't have accepted
Armando's proposal, Chubs.

Don't call me Chubs,
and don't interrupt me,

because the divine Hugo is possessed
by the muses.

You're far too calm, Hugo.

How do you know
Armando won't deceive you again?

Find another job.

This will be one of my finest designs.

I can feel it in my sternocleidomastoid.

The last collection was a hit,
and look what happened.

I'm just saying.

I have to go.

Let's see.

Oh, Hugo, you were smart to come back.

Mr. Armando really values your work.

It's true, though.

The last collection ended up
in the garbage.

But even if it had ended up
in a store, you know what?

Your future would've been
exactly the same.

Doing what? Creating another collection.

Why? Because you are an artist,
and that's what artists do.

They create work after work after work.

That's why they exist.

Inesita, you are so wise, but do go on.

Keep flattering me.

Keeping in mind that no major store

is going to acquire our new collection,

we'll have to consider lowering prices.

What? How much are we talking about?

Based on the average price
of other brands,

we'd have to sell at... cost.

No. That's madness.

We've never done
anything like that at V&M.

There's got to be another way.

Here at V&M, we're used to online sales
or by order,

but I think in this case,
the best course of action

is to sell at cost
instead of taking the loss.

Unbelievable.

Have you considered possible buyers?

I've got a portfolio
of small- and medium-sized stores

that we might consider.

Let's see.

The options are Aristizabal,
the Dart, William Brad, the New Fa...

Pepe Mogollon of Mogollon Market
is on here.

I beg your pardon?

Pepe Mogollon of Mogollon Market?

No, surely you're joking.

Our clothes must never end up
in that dump.

Listen, if our collection ends up
at that place,

I swear I'll sell my share of the company.

Look who we have here. It's Nicolas!

I thought it was somebody important.

What's with the clothes, Nico?

I'm a Wall Street executive now.

I thought Wall Street was far away
from here.

Yes, it is.

Hold this for a second. Check this out.

Since you don't believe me,
here are my business cards

if one day you decide
to invest your money.

Which I doubt you have.

Nicolas is going to be a successful guy,
you'll see.

I always knew you'd make
the neighborhood proud.

Now that you've got so much money, Nico,

we can go celebrate, right?

Or are you going to forget your people?
Your race, my man.

You'll have to beat
the women away with a stick now.

Yeah, Nico! Yes.

Be a good boy and come out
with us tonight.

-We'll get a couple of beers.
-OK.

Tonight, we're going out.

Well, Pepe Mogollon is our last option,

but we can't rule him out
until we've gotten a confirmed buyer.

I'll call the manager at Dart.
I've known him for years.

Excuse me.

Are we going to remove the tags
from the clothing

or leave them on?

Both options are good,
but if we leave them on,

we can take this opportunity
to launch a line of fast fashion.

Ricardo's right.

It'd be our chance to turn this failure
into a good opportunity.

-He responded!
-Who?

The biggest clothing distributor
in all of Florida.

He wants to meet with us tomorrow
in Miami.

-Miami?
-Yes.

I can't leave during this crisis.

-What?
-Why don't you two go alone?

-Yes.
-Hold on.

I've been trying to book this meeting
for six months.

He'll obviously want to meet
with all three of us.

Darling,
we can't squander this opportunity.

Marcela's right, bro.

A meeting with them
is the opportunity of a lifetime.

You know what this could mean for V&M.

Yeah.

Well then, we'll leave tonight

and come back day after tomorrow.

Beatriz will be in charge of the company.

What?

No!

No!

I don't think leaving Beatriz in charge
is the right thing to do.

I understand that she's your right hand

and someone you trust,
but she hasn't been here long.

We can't give her control of everything.

I'm not.

She'll merely be my eyes and ears
while I'm away.

And if something happens, she'll obviously

notify me immediately, right, Beatriz?

Yes, sir.

Honey, could we talk about this alone?

I thought we could call my brother Daniel.

He could come and take charge...

-What?
-That'll never happen.

We discussed it yesterday.
Don't question my decisions.

Beatriz, please bring me the list
of current prices.

Yes, sir.

Girls, I've got news for you.

Betty is going to be president of V&M.

For two days!

President Betty! President Betty!

Girls, I think we're gonna be calling
the shots.

-We're unbreakable!
-Yes!

What are you looking at, Peroxide Patty?

Have you started practicing?

Of course, Madam President.

Right away, Madam President.

Whatever you say, Madam President.

For your information,
I probably won't even be here.

I'll be in Miami.

Yeah, the Miami Mall, where they sell
the secondhand clothes that you buy.

By the way, it's about time
you take another trip

to get yourself more clothes,

because you're wearing out
that dress from overuse, chulita.

Idiots.

Buy three first-class tickets

and postpone the meeting
with the publicist.

Reschedule it for next week.

Marce, this is a tragedy!

What are you looking at?
Why are you still sitting?

Get going! Get!

Thank you, Mariana.

Marcela, you can't allow this.

You can't let that mustachioed

be president of V&M.

She's not the president, Patricia.

She'll merely be in charge
of informing Armando

of what's going on while we're away.
Just that.

Don't you understand that to that squad
of gargoyles,

it's exactly the same thing.

You can't leave me here, I'm begging you.

They're going to bully me!

I'll be traumatized for life.

Don't be ridiculous.

What's going on is very serious.

Nobody liked the collection,

Armando's meeting right now
with Aristizabal,

the owner of Dart,
to see if he can sell it to him.

Dart?

At least they sell clothes.
It's our best option.

Oh, no. I can't believe it.

V&M's new collection at a supermarket.

The troll is president.

All that's left is for a tsunami
to destroy Manhattan.

It's the Apocalypse.

Then start praying, Patricia,

because if Armando doesn't close
that deal,

we're finished.

It's a very modern collection,
and the designs are top notch.

Thank you.

You know at V&M,
we've always prided ourselves

on being innovative and being
at the forefront of fashion.

What I don't understand is why you'd want

to sell a collection of this quality
at Dart.

We've designed it for the everyday woman

who wants to look good
at an affordable price.

Interesting.

I thought it was because the quality
of fabric

didn't comply with the standards
of other big-name brands.

Armando, you know that news travels fast

in the fashion industry.

I found out about what happened
with the collection yesterday.

But the designs are very exclusive,

and I'm certain they'd sell out in minutes
at your store.

I agree. That's why I'm meeting with you.

The quality is more than sufficient
for my customers.

What worries me is the price.

Here's our price list.

Don't worry about it.
Today's your lucky day.

We're willing to offer you the best prices
on the market.

Not bad, but you cover the shipping costs.

And you would take on the cost
to warehouse it?

It's a deal.

-A toast?
-Cheers.

-Cheers!
-Cheers!

Daniel, I didn't call to invite you over
to my place tonight.

That'll never happen again.

So you're calling to waste my time again?

No, I'm calling to tell you
a pretty valuable

piece of information
I know you'll want to hear.

Armando, Marcela, and Ricardo
are going on a trip,

and they've left Ugly in charge
of the company.

Where are they going?

They're going to Miami to meet
with a buyer.

They're probably meeting with Dart's owner
right now,

because they're desperately searching
for someone

who'll buy the collection
that no one wants.

We've got our tickets
and hotel reservation.

Honey, I thought that since
we're going to be in Miami,

why don't we stay for a few more days?

We can talk about the wedding
and have time for us.

Yes. That sounds perfect,
but I can't right now.

It's not a good time in the middle
of this crisis.

-No.
-I can't, really.

Mr. Armando,
here is the Aristizabal contract.

Beatriz,
please give a little warning next time.

Can't you see we're busy? Thanks.

Sorry.

-Send it as-is.
-Aren't you going to read it?

No, I figure Beatriz read it
over several times

and that everything is in order, right?

Excuse me.

Wait, don't go.
I doubt we'll see you again.

Keep a close eye on things.
Call me for any reason.

I'll have my phone on me at all times,

so call whenever you need to.

Yes, Betty.

Please keep us abreast of everything.

Feel free to call me, too.

Thank you very much, Mr. Armando.
Thank you, Ms. Marcela.

Have a nice trip.

-Thanks, Betty.
-Thanks.

So? Are we leaving?

Did you like the game?

I didn't get to see it.

We won 2-0.

That's great.

Daniel, I never thought I'd have
a V&M collection

being sold at my stores.

I couldn't turn down
the offer they made me.

Of course.

-Cheers to that.
-Cheers.

But the fabric isn't good.

Well, the market I cater to
doesn't care much.

They want to dress fashionably
without breaking the bank.

I understand.

I'm sorry for your buyers,
but you're calling the deal off.

What? Are you crazy?

That partnership benefits me greatly.

My sales will triple.

I already told you.

Call off that deal immediately.

For old times' sake,
when we did each other favors.

Daniel, please.

And you owe me one.

Of course. I know that.

But we're talking
about a business deal here.

Like the deal I made
to get your name removed

from the list of users
on that dating website for married men?

I don't think your wife
would be very happy.

You wouldn't dare.

No. Of course not.

Just like you wouldn't dare buy
V&M's new collection,

isn't that right?

Elevator almost left without me.

-Yes.
-Hi, Aura Maria.

Mr. Calderon.

Don't call me that.

-No?
-You make me feel old.

Or am I old?

No, no. Not at all.

You're really handsome.

I'm sorry.

You know, there's something
I've always seen in movies

that I'm dying to try.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

That's not the best part.

What is wrong with the damn elevator?

Same difference.

Is it broken, or what?

Betty, the Squad would like
to give you this

for being the best president
in the whole wide world.

We're going to crown you.

Thank you so much, girls.

Don't you think it's too much?

I'll only be in charge for two days.

That's longer than any of us
has been in charge.

-Yes.
-We're very proud of you.

-Yes.
-You're right.

Let's take a picture to put on Facebook.

Let's see.

Congratulations, Betty.

Thank you, but...

Thanks for all this. I appreciate it.

But right now, we should focus
on doing our jobs well

to show Mr. Armando that we can
do this with or without him.

You see how she's already sounding
like a president?

-Yes.
-Yes.

Hey, hey!

Excuse me. Am I interrupting?

Not at all, Ms. Marcela.

We're just here talking to Betty.

I can see that.

Do you mind if I take Beatriz
for a few minutes?

-No.
-All yours.

-At all.
-Take her.

Let's go, Beatriz.

Accompany me to my office.

Oh, God!

-Go on!
-Go on! Cheer up!

Beatriz,
if you think that just because Armando

left you in charge of the company

that you now run V&M,
let me tell you something.

You're mistaken.

-Yes, ma'am...
-Shut up, and let me speak!

I'm not a loser, and I won't let you do

anything you damn please with my company.

I don't know what you're talking about,
ma'am.

You don't?

You think I'm stupid, child?

I saw you last night, Beatriz,

comforting my fiancé.

I know what you're thinking,
and let me tell you something!

If you think that because Armando

permits you to do certain things
that you have power over him,

you're wrong, and you need to get
your head out of the clouds.

This is my company, he is my man,

and here, in his house, and in his bed,

I call the shots!

Me! Understood?

Is it clear to you that
Armando is my fiancé

and that we are getting married?

Is it clear that we are the owners
of this company

and that you're nothing
but a salaried employee?

Is it clear to you that Armando and I

have known each other our whole lives

and we've been together over three years?

Is that clear?

Answer me, Beatriz! Yes or no?

-Yes.
-Great! Great!

Is it also clear that this conversation
never happened?

Yeah?

And that nobody can find out about it?

Hi, honey.

What's going on? What are you doing here?

I called her here.

I just wanted to give Beatriz
our Miami info

in case she needs to get in touch with us.

-Isn't that right, Beatriz?
-Yes, I've memorized it.

I'll jot it down so I won't forget.

-May I leave now?
-No, no.

Remember to call Armando
and keep him well informed.

If you need anything,
you have my number, too, right?

You're so great. Thank you.

-Excuse me.
-Bye.

After you.

Sweetie, you sold Beatriz short.

She's not just good. She's excellent.

It's been stuck between
the second and third floors

for five minutes.

It probably broke down again.

Let me check.

Oh, boy!

Holy Mary Mother of...

What are you looking at?

Oh, no, the monitor stopped working, too.

Must be an electrical problem
with the electricity.

I'll make sure nobody's stuck
in the elevator.

Hello? Hello?

Do something, Walter. Fix it.

I am not taking the stairs.
I'm wearing new shoes.

Take them off.

Take them off?

What were you two doing in there?

What do you think, Patricia?
Riding the elevator.

Which is a piece of crap, by the way.

What a waste of time.

Wilson, have maintenance check
out the elevators, please.

I'm taking the stairs.

I'd hate to get stuck in there again.

Goodbye, Miss Andrade.

Goodbye, sir.

I'm taking the stairs with you.

You bad girl.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

I wonder why.

I don't like you looking at me like that.

Let's hope this works now.

It does.

Ricardo, Armando, and I are going
on a business trip to Miami.

In our absence, Armando's assistant,
Beatriz Rincon,

will be in charge of everything.

Is she qualified?

I doubt it, and that's why I need you,
Smith.

I want you on top of everything.
Every detail.

You are my eyes in this company.

Pay special attention to the secretaries.

I don't want them thinking they own
the place

just because Beatriz is in charge, OK?

Don't worry.

Wow, you look awful.

Did Marcela scold you that bad?

What?

Don't play dumb.

You went off with her
and left her office looking terrified.

She's talking to my boss now,

and I doubt anything good
can come of that.

Come on, tell me what she said.

Nothing.

Well, she gave me the information

of where they're staying
in Miami and all that,

and she gave me some advice.

Marcela gave you advice? Like what?

The most efficient way for you
to commit suicide?

You're a terrible liar, Betty.

We all know that woman detests you

and that Mr. Armando leaving you in charge
was a gut punch to her.

Don't make me beg. Please tell me.

I'm serious, Bertha.
Nothing bad happened between us.

I don't believe you.

But if we don't have that kind of trust

and you don't want to tell me,
it's your loss.

Darling, please tell me
you're taking me to Miami.

I'm begging you. I look hideous.

Winter's making me white and pasty.

-I need a tan. Say yes.
-Hold on, Patricia.

Go work before Armando gets upset

because you're always in my office.

No, I'm not leaving until you tell me

you're taking me to Miami.

-Come on, honey. Please.
-No, no, no.

We have to get
to know each other better...

Stop, stop.

...before we get married.

-What did you say?
-I'm just kidding.

You're so funny.

I know, I'm very likable.

Honey, I was just joking because I know

you're allergic to marriage,
but think about it.

You and I on the beach,
drinking piña coladas.

-No, not piña coladas. Mojitos!
-Look, listen to me.

This is work, not a vacation.

Perfect. I can work, too.

Armando needs an assistant.

-Please ask him to take me.
-Stop, stop.

Listen up.

You think I can give Armando orders?

You're crazy. Can you do me a favor?

Leave.

I need to coordinate the trip.

Fine, I'll leave, but promise me
that when you come back,

you'll take me on vacation
to the Greek Isles or to Miami.

Wherever you want.
Now go. I've got a lot of work.

OK, OK.

-Bye, honey.
-Bye.

Marianita, are you very, very, very busy?

More or less. Why?

I need you to give me a Tarot reading.

Something just happened.

I found the man of my dreams,
my knight in shining armor,

the father of my child,
and my soap opera hunk!

You don't say.

Yes.

You downloaded another dating app?

No, dummy.

I don't go out with those
boy toys anymore. They're no good.

My heart's telling me
he's another kind of man.

Well, my whole body's telling me.

Plus, he's an amazing kisser.

You kissed him and everything?

OK, it'll be a quick reading,
nothing too in-depth.

Choose three cards.

There.

Wow, Aura Maria, there is a man
very much in love with you.

And very close.

I knew it! Yes, it's him.

I told you.

Oh, girl, if you're referring to him,
forget it.

Who says? You?

Not just me, sweetie.

The whole universe says so.

Look at your cards. Look at them.

They say that the man in love with you,
the man that's close,

is someone you won't give
the time of day to.

They also say that you shouldn't give in
to false expectations.

Finally,
your truth isn't where you think it is.

Who taught you to read cards?

You're not very good at it.

What's up, buddy?

Is Aura Maria in?

She's in the office.

-Great.
-Is that rose for her?

Yes, I feel like cheering her up.

I haven't been very nice to her lately.

You know how she is.

She can sometimes be a bit of a flirt.

It upsets me, but you know the heart.

I can't stay mad at her.

So I thought I'd bring something for her.

-What do you think?
-It's a waste of time.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Let me tell you how things are, Giovas.

In life, we have to choose the battles
that we can win.

And this one you lost
before it even began.

Aura Maria likes guys
in nice suits and ties.

To put it plainly, she's interested
in the big leagues,

and you're playing neighborhood stickball.

Stop making a fool of yourself over her.

You understand?

Here he comes.

Hey! Look!

What's up, Nico?

-You're here later than I thought.
-Yes.

I was dressing up for the occasion

so I can look good for the ladies.

Right on!

The change is noticeable.

You look really formal, girls.

Really formal,
like a real Wall Street executive.

You look so handsome. I love your tie.

We've never hung out with anyone
this famous, right?

We're going to pull a fast one
on him tonight.

Waitress! Hold on. Let's order.

I'm Nicolas, nice to meet you.

Can I get a beer for me
and another two for them?

-No, no!
-No beer!

-No beer.
-What's that?

We want a bottle of tequila for the table.

-No, not tequila.
-Tequila.

Whiskey!

Whiskey? What are you going to pawn to pay
for that?

Oh, Nico, you're so funny.

Hold on.

I thought you were rich and famous,

a real New York businessman.

Well, something like that.

Then this is the life you deserve.

-Yes!
-Yeah, right?

-Yes.
-You're totally right.

Please take me. You know I love Miami.

Think of how much fun
the four of us would have together.

Take me.

It's not possible.

What reason would I have to take you?

I can't.

What reason?

I'm Armando's secretary.

Armando is the first who'd refuse,

and don't you dare ask him.

Fine.

Then we'll have to make plans for you

to throw me down the stairs
so I can break my head or foot

and be put on disability
so I don't have to be here.

I won't put up with those ghastly idiots
from the Squad.

They'd end up mopping the floor
with me and my self-esteem.

Don't overreact, Patricia. Stop.

Just get over it. You're not going.

-Take me!
-Let's see.

You're my friend, right?

I need you here now more than ever
at the company.

So you can keep me abreast of everything.

I promise I'll take you to Miami
some other time,

but this is my trip with Armando.

It's a chance for us to be together,

for us to reconnect
and fall in love all over again.

I need to return from that trip
with a wedding date set.

It's just a few days. The world won't end,

and the company won't go out of business.

I know.

What?

The four of us can go out drinking
in Miami Beach!

You're not listening to me!

-Oh Marce...
-You are not going. Enough.

You think we have time
to review the sales reports

to take with us?

If all goes well, we'll have some drinks
at the hotel bar.

Look.

At best, we'll be checking out
South Beach from a distance.

-We're only there two days.
-You're going for two days.

I'll be there all weekend.
Marcela decided to stay

so we can finalize the details
of the wedding.

See how she always gets her way?

Now I really have lost you.

I lost you. I really did.

After we land,
the priest will board and bless you,

and you'll leave on your honeymoon,
never to be seen again.

I'd never get married by the church.
Only a civil service.

Is there doubt afoot?
I can be your wedding crasher.

No, better yet.
I've always wanted to do this.

I'll throw you such
a legendary bachelor party

that you won't make it to your wedding.

That might be a good idea.

I love Marcela, but I'm not sure
she's the love of my life.