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TRACEY: Both Lindsay and Poppy
will be suspended

-until further notice.
-What?

Poppy was trying to defend
herself.

How's that boy of yours?

Not currently my favorite
person, to be honest.

It's a pity he wasn't exactly
honest with my girl

when he had two birds on the go,
eh?

I'm sure he never meant it
to work out that way.

That'd be right.
Nothing to do with the Turners.

You don't need to go surfing
to talk to George.

I can't just rock up
to his house for no reason

and say, "Oh, sorry, George,
for the harsh words yesterday."

No. We...
We need to go surfing first.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Mate.

Mate.

Looking pretty good.

WOODY: Yeah.
Best head out there, then, eh?

HANNAH: Wait, wait.
Let's get this out in the open.

Your kids are your kids.
You two are you two.

Friends.

Woody, I'm sorry we had words.

WOODY: Yeah.
Look, I'm... I'm sorry, too.

I'm sorry I took it out on you
when it was Arlo's fault.

Well, Arlo got confused,
as teenage boys do,

and didn't handle it very well.

Well, I don't think
he got confused, to be fair.

Just, you know, a bit greedy.

Hold on.

-GEORGE: "To be fair"?
-WOODY: Yeah.

In what way
is what you've just said fair?

-Guys, shall we, um...
-WOODY: Just talking the truth.

Well, I think we'll have to
agree to disagree and move on.

WOODY:
Yeah. You would think that.

Because you're not at home
with a broken-hearted daughter.

GEORGE: No, I'm at home
with a teenage son

who feels miserable
about what happened

when actually, you know,
it takes two.

What's that?

Poppy knew
Arlo had a girlfriend.

Oh.
You did not just say that.

I'm going in.
Anyone else?

Arlo didn't get into
trouble like this on his own.

You can't blame my Poppy
for his two-timing

like she's what,
some sort of hussy?

You're right.
I didn't say that.

You know what, Hannah?
I'm not really feeling surfy.

Away you go.
I'm leaving.

No, 'cause I said I was leaving
first.

-I'm walking away.
-I'm walking away faster, mate!

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

GEORGE: True friends
are part of the glue

that holds life together.

I found this among the millions

of frothy, sentimental quotes
online about friendship.

There aren't
quite so many quotes

about the moment
when that glue loses its stick.

KATIE: George!
Green smoothies are ready.

ARLO: I find coconut water
quite strong.

It's such a cleanser, and you
want your brain synapsing.

Dad, is there anything good
to eat?

Oh, Shay, here's something
good for you.

And your brain can go for
a little walk around the block.

Shut up.
I haven't been sleeping, okay?

Why is that?

It doesn't help that your ex
is at my place,

eating everything,
contributing nothing.

Hmm.
Sounds like someone else I know.

-How's work going?
-I'm not sure.

What's it about?

A celebratory ode to friendship.

Oh, honey.

Woody will get over himself
sooner or later.

No, you drove her to us
with your two-timing.

Stop it, guys,
and drink your smoothies.

Lindsay might be a pinhead,

but she gets top marks
for creative revenge.

How to watch my back
and my front.

Whatever she's planning,
it can't be worse

than the hell I'm living through
right now.

It's okay, Arlo.
You made a mistake.

We all do that.

Aw. From two girlfriends
to no girlfriends.

Poor you.

Shay, that's enough.
Shall we go?

KATIE:
Yes, let's.

I haven't been to the movies
for ages.

I'm not sure
what you're expecting, Katie.

Yeah. But I doubt it'll be
"Lord of the Rings."

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

SIOUXSIE:
Nervous, George?

No. Why?

Your big filmmaking debut.

It's just a promotional video.
It's more Big Mac's thing.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Oh, my God.

-TRACEY: Isn't that...
-It's Vince.

-Didn't you guys...
-Shh!

That was one time, okay?
It was once.

Twice if you count
the next morning.

It was a rebound thing, okay?
I wasn't thinking straight.

Oh, don't make excuses.
He's quite easy on the eye.

BIG MAC:
Welcome to our screening.

Now, I'm not gonna bore you
with an introduction.

I'll let the film speak
for itself.

So sit back and enjoy
our beautiful town.

[ Applause ]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

BIG MAC: There's a little town
tucked away down here

in the South Pacific...
Weld, the best-kept secret...

on the clearest water,
the tallest trees,

landscapes which would
have you believe

you've stepped into a painting.

You can sleep
in your beautiful rented bach

with the windows thrown open,
the doors...

those of us lucky enough
to call Weld home,

we know there's no place
like it on earth,

and we want to keep it
that way... surf, sea, sand.

And we also have the finest,
freshest cuisine,

served by our friendly locals,

locals who will make you
more than welcome.

You'll become their friends.

For Weld is a town
with no crime,

the safest place on earth
to spend time with us.

Welcome to the town
formerly known as Weld

but from now on to be known as
the People's Republic of Weld.

We are no longer part
of New Zealand

or any other sovereign state.

We look forward to greeting you.

[ Music ends ]

Now, some of you
may be wondering

why I have decided
on behalf of all Weldians

to declare our town a republic.

Some of you
are probably thinking,

"Big Mac's finally lost it."

But I assure you,
there is method to my madness.

There is rather a lot at stake.

There have been rumblings
for quite some weeks now

that Stafford are proposing
a merger of our two councils.

Not on my watch, people.
Not on my watch.

Thank you, Sean.

It is unacceptable
because when they say merger,

it means takeover!

I don't want to be part
of Stafford.

BIG MAC: Like roosters
who have fouled their own nests,

now they want to come
and poo in ours!

Roosters don't have nests, Dad.

BIG MAC:
But we will not let that happen,

because we are Weld
and we say, "No!"

We are Weld, and we say, "No!"

ALL: [ Chanting ]
We are Weld, and we say, "No!"

We are Weld, and we say, "No!"

GEORGE:
When the cracks are showing,

maybe in a small town like this,

a common enemy is what we need
to glue us back together.

I will never be from Stafford!

WOMAN:
Hear, hear, Bill.

[ Applause ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

And another quote...

"To find one true friend
in a lifetime is good fortune.

To keep him is a blessing."

[ Indistinct conversations ]

You could try again.

Isn't there so many times
I can say sorry?

There's unlimited times
until she forgives you.

You ever gonna accept
his apology or what?

For which bit?

The lying, the cheating,

or making me the most hated girl
at Weld High?

Pops, you're not hated.

Look at her.
Squeaky little midget.

Free food.
My goodness.

Yeah.
Theres', like, nothing at home.

It sucks.

Please can she move out?

So this is how you plan
to stop the takeover,

this republic nonsense?

It's not nonsense.

It's standing up for Weld,
proud and independent.

VINCE:
Great show, Bill.

Thanks, Vince.

Uh, you two know each other?

We do, very well.

We haven't seen each other...

For a couple of years.

You led the appeal against
my development in Pirata.

I did.
And we won.

Or maybe I let you.

[ Laughs softly ]

You're looking good, Fiona.

You look okay as well.

Your hair's blonder.

Yours is shorter.

I'm trying to be more clean-cut.

Suits you.

Vince...
[ Clears throat ]

are you still on
the Stafford city council?

Yeah, I certainly am, Bill.

Fiona, Vince is on
the Stafford city council,

the council
trying to take us over.

Yes, I know.

Excuse me.

Oh, for goodness' sake.

I thought once I got them
out into the surf,

everything would be okay.

-Look, they'll sort it out.
-But when?

-George is a bit moody.
-So is Woody.

The problem with blokes is they
don't operate the way we do.

Bottle of wine, a hug, and a
good cry and we're usually fine.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
I can't see the boys doing that.

[ Laughs ]

So?
What's the plan, then?

I don't know.

We need to lock them in a room
and not let them out

until they've sorted it out.

That's a really good idea.

We'd call it
the reconciliation room.

Oh, my God. We need one of those
for our Year 10s.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Stafford, the big council,
the eternally broke council,

wants to take over Weld,
the efficient council.

So every man, woman, man-woman,
woman-man... whatever...

Needs to gird their loins,
ready for a fight.

We'll give them a paper wad
to end all pap...

I'm leaving, Sean.

Are you in labor?

No.

I'm going home to Mum's
to be waited on hand and foot

until this baby comes,

and you are in charge
of the Super Store.

But y-you can't do this,

not when there's a revolution
to be led.

Watch me.

[ Rattling ]

If it wasn't for this gut,
my exit would be swifter!

Is this about Maxine?

Oh, and how you brought her
into the family home

when I'm heavily pregnant
and you knew how I'd feel?

I want her gone, Sean, as soon
as I come back with this baby.

It is her or me.

-SEAN: Brenda, please.
-BRENDA: Goodbye, Sean.

I'll call you
when the contractions start.

[ Door slams ]

Maxine's an alpaca.

Oh, I...
O-Okay.

We don't all have
your womanizing ways, Arlo.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Birds chirping ]

-You off somewhere?
-IKE: Uh, yeah. Yeah.

I just came in to say that,
well, I-I won't be in today.

No need to ask
where you're going.

Do you think it's her?

Anahera?
I know it is.

-So you okay with me taking off?
-Any point trying to stop you?

Oh, you've got the interns
to help you.

That's not what I mean.

Look, I'm not gonna die up there
like Great-Uncle Hemi,

if that's what you're thinking.

-Your parents know you're going?
-Yeah. Mum's driving me up.

Well, I'm not going to argue
with Ngahuia, am I?

Thanks.

-See ya, George.
-See ya.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

[ Keys clicking ]

GEORGE:
"The silence of a good friend

hurts a thousand times more

than anything your enemy
can say to you."

And good friends
are in short supply these days.

A recent survey revealed

that modern men have
less than 1.3 close friends.

So if I'm losing
one close friend...

Does that mean I only have .3
of a close friend left?

We need to do this properly,

get a detailed submission
to the council,

organize a petition
signed by the locals.

-She has a point.
-I don't have time for red tape.

We need to make a statement.

Isn't that what a petition does?

We've already got hits
on the website.

We need to keep the ball rolling
and elect a president.

FIONA:
Oh, you have to be kidding.

I'm not a New Zealand citizen,
so...

Fiona, you're the woman
for the job.

No!
This is ridiculous.

Fine. We'll have to change
these, then.

Stafford East Boat Club.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Hi, Poppy.

Hi, George.

Well, at least she's
still speaking to me,

even if her father's not.

Woody will come 'round.

He's just being
a protective dad.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Trish, Laura's mum.
Is it bad avoiding the in-laws?

Wish I could avoid mine
so easily.

Mm.

[ Register beeps ]

SEAN: No, they're drains,
not manholes.

You have to scan that manually.

Fruit and veggies?

You enter it into the till
manually.

I'll call you back.

There's no barcode
on fresh produce.

[ Sighs ]

I should be at the council,
you know, saving Weld.

Do you know how much this is?

Brenda puts in a look-up-code
thingy.

Um, I think it's there.

She's really left me
in the lurch.

You could hire someone.

I can't be replaced.

Some of my workers
are competent,

but none of them have
the leadership

and abilities required
for battle.

I mean you could hire someone
for here.

Ah.
Yeah, that makes sense.

I'll do it.

[ Cellphone rings ]

-G'day, mate.
-Hey listen.

I need you to come down
to the cop shop, please, mate.

Got a bit of an urgent job
for you.

The, uh, window in the cell
is busted.

Okay. Yep. All right.
I'm coming.

[ Cellphone rings ]

-Hello?
-Hey, George. Listen.

I need you to come down
to the police station, please.

-Well, what's going on?
-I'll explain when you get here.

Okay.

I'm just heading out
for a few minutes.

I'm leaving you two in charge.

[ Rock music playing ]

I'm going out.
You two are in charge.

Oh, wicked.

If anyone calls,
just take a message.

-If anyone comes in...
-Take a message. We get it.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Mum?

[ Tires screech ]

[ Gasps, breathing heavily ]

IKE:
You all right?

Hey.
Are you okay?

Sorry.
I wasn't even...

[ Door closes, engine starts ]

Oh, my God.

Hey, come on.

Look. Jump in.
We'll... We'll give you a lift.

[ Music continues ]

I thought it was Mum.

I was sure it was her.

But when she turned around,
it was so...weird.

It can be disorientating
when your mind does that, eh?

-It's my mind doing it?
-What else would it be?

I don't know.

I've been having these dreams,
too,

and I really don't know
why they've started.

Hey, what are you doing now?

Nothing, really.

I'm heading for a walk
in the bush.

-Do you want to come?
-Why?

I think you might find
the answers you need.

Yeah, right.

NGAHUIA:
Hey, if you don't,

getting out in the fresh air
never hurts

when your mind needs clearing.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

HANNAH: Hey, mate.
Thanks for coming so fast.

That's got to be a record.

When the boys in blue call
on you, you'd better respond.

Or the girl in blue.

Hey, uh, so it's just in there.

-Oh, okay.
-Mm-hmm.

Hannah, there's no window
in here.

I'm really sorry,
but this is for your own good.

What?
Hey!

Hannah!

Hey!
What did I do?!

-Thanks for coming, George.
-What's going on?

You've actually got
an unpaid parking ticket.

I don't know anything
about a parking ticket.

It's okay. I'll explain it
when we get inside.

[ Sighs ]

[ Humming ]

Hey, have you, uh, seen
our little cell room?

-No.
-Come check it out.

-Hey.
-Hey!

Hey, hey, hey.
Hannah, what are you doing?

This is a bloody joke
or something.

Welcome to the
reconciliation room, boys.

I'm not letting you out
until you reconcile.

-I've got things I need to do.
-Yeah. Me too.

If the best bromance in Weld
is broken,

well, something's not right
in the world, so sort it out.

-Hannah.
-Hannah, come on.

-Oi!
-Hannah!

Hannah!

[ Door closes ]

-Hello.
-Yeah.

You know what?
Stuff it.

I'm just gonna call Trace.

Isn't that your phone there?

-WOODY: Yeah.
-GEORGE: Bugger.

-Well, you got yours on you?
-Yeah. It's in my...

bag.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Take this.

-It can get cold up there.
-Thank you.

[ Birds chirping ]

Good luck, my son.

You take care.

Good luck?
What kind of a bushwalk is this?

Oh, sort of looking
for something.

[ Engine starts ]

Come on.

The dreams are different
from the ones she's usually in

where I wake up and I'm smiling
'cause it's good to see her.

In these ones,
something's wrong.

She's crying.

Do you think she's trying to
tell you something?

Maybe they're just dreams.

Maybe it's my own guilt.

What do you feel guilty about?

I don't know.

Getting to a place
where I'm happy.

Maybe Mum's like, "How can you
be happy when I'm not here?"

You really think
she would feel like that?

No.
Of course not.

It's just weird.
That's all.

Hey, you want to know
something weirder?

I came out here today
to finish my, uh, my quest,

if that's what it's called.

And you invited me.

Yeah.
Told you it sounded crazy.

"I need to do this alone, Shay."

"I can't do this with you,
Shay."

I know, but...
But today I was on my way here,

and then you were there,
right in front of me.

Maybe Laura led you there
deliberately.

Yeah. I know.

I know. I know.
It sounds a bit mental.

But...hey, my mum always says,
"Nothing happens by accident."

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Shall we keep going?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Let's get this thing done.

And what exactly is the thing
we're doing?

Finding the bones
of my ancestor Anahera,

which have been lying somewhere
out here for over 100 years.

Oh.
Okay.

Shouldn't take that long, then.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Clears throat ]

That's probably
confidential police stuff.

Christmas decorations.
Easter decorations.

-Well, what are you looking for?
-I don't know. A way out.

Oh, yeah. Like you're gonna
find it in there, George.

Tom's gonna have to turn up
at some stage.

No, because he's off
visiting Gloria today.

Well, are you gonna help?

[ Sighs ]=

-Lost property.
-I don't know.

We just need to find something
we could reach your tools with

or your phone.

Like a fishing rod or a...
Or a pole or...

Or this?

[ Clicking ]

[ Door closes ]

Hi, Grandpa.

Isn't it a school day?

Work experience.

Oh.
Uh, where's George, Ike?

Ike went on a bushwalk.

And George went out
and never came back.

Well, I need him.

I need his mighty pen

to alert the rest of the country
to our plight.

I could try.

Uh, no, Billy.
I need a writer.

I need something
for my English portfolio.

-I could have a go.
-Yeah. All right.

It's not gonna cost me anything.
You have a go.

Write something passionate
about the virtue of Weld

as opposed to Stafford,

with its infrastructural
and incompetence problems, yeah?

Okay.

-What do you do?
-I'll help.

Okay.

[ Keys jingling ]

I feel like I'm in
an old Western movie.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Shouldn't the sheriff be dozing
at his desk?

The sheriff's gonna get
a bulking when I get out.

You're right above it now.
Just grab it.

-Okay.
-Grab it. Grab...

I am grabbing it, George!

No, you're not.
Clearly you're not.

You know that arcade game
where... where you...

Where you drop the... the claw
to get the prize?

Yeah, I sucked at the game.

Well, just knock it
off the table, then.

What, and just hope
it bounces towards us?

Yeah, basically.

There you go.
Swipe... Swipe it.

-[ Grunts ]
-Right. Go.

Go, go, go, go, go.
Done.

If my screen is cracked...

Yeah. All right.
Just... Just drag it towards us.

-I am.
-Drag it.

-Yes, I am dragging it.
-Drag it.

I'm gonna drag you
in a second, George.

There you go.

If I can just get
the right angle.

Thank you.

Hey, honey.

What?
You're where with George?

He's with George?
That's good.

You're locked
in the police cell?

What did you do?

We haven't arrested Woody
or George.

TRACEY: But they're locked up
in your police cell, Tom.

I see.

IKE: I feel lucky doing
what I'm doing.

You like working with my dad?

Mm, he's all right.

[ Chuckles ]

No. Telling stories.
I-I think that's pretty cool.

What sort of stories are there
to tell in Weld?

Oh, how about the one about
the girl

who, um, who has, like,
a real talent

but instead of using it,
she's, uh,

cleaning other people's houses
and working at the Super Store?

Whoa.
You're turning into my dad.

Hey, I just... I happen to think
that you're an artist.

I could say the same to you.

[ Waves breaking ]

[ Clears throat ]

Anahera said,
"I lie in the shadow,"

so maybe...
Maybe that means a cave.

Why didn't she just say,
"I lie in a cave"?

Yeah. Yep.
Good point.

Well, let's keep going.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

My wife is on her way.

Good.

Still get a kick
out of saying that... "My wife."

Mm. Yeah.
Trust me, it never gets old.

Even after a mortgage and kids,

I still had days
when I couldn't believe my luck.

I'm having those days a lot.

You're to thank for that,
you know.

You got me up that aisle.

Oh, you would have got there
yourself, Woody.

You and Tracey are meant to be.

And look. I'm sorry about
the trouble with Arlo and Poppy.

I should've kept a better eye
on it.

No. No, no, no.

I should have encouraged Pops
to talk to me or something.

I just...

I don't really know
what I'm doing, to be honest.

I guess I'll figure it out,
though.

Yeah. Well, let me know
when you do.

-Being a dad isn't easy.
-Mate, you are telling me.

[ Sighs ]

[ Music continues ]

Get up here, mate.

[ Grunts, chuckles ]

-I'm all right.
-Good.

Let's see if Tom's got some food
stashed in here, eh?

Anything in there?

Uh, a bit disappointing
in this one.

Hang on.
What's this?

Hey.
You're back early.

Did something happen, Tom?

Did something happen?
Yes, something happened.

Okay.

You don't lock people up,
Hannah.

HANNAH: George and Woody weren't
talking to each other.

They just needed
a little bit of help.

Do not detain people
without good reason.

I'm not authorized to do it,

and you certainly are not
authorized to do it.

Well, last night we were talking
about a reconciliation room,

and, you know, it's just George
and Woody, okay?

They'll understand.

Abusing your position
working with the police force

is not a laughing matter,
actually, Hannah.

Okay, Tom.
Just, like, calm down.

I'm very sorry, but this is it.
You're fired.

What?

-Tom?
-Effective immediately.

Your services are no longer
required at the police station.

Gentlemen,
I apologize unreservedly

for the way in which my former
station assistant

has treated you today.

Collect your things, please,
Hannah.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Tom, you don't need to do this
on our account.

Yeah. We're fine.
We... We don't want that, Tom.

You could have just given her
a warning.

She was just trying to do
a good deed.

Hannah's good deeds.
I've had enough!

She's treating the police force
like it's a joke.

You need to be more personal.
Type this.

People from Stafford
are fugly mouth-breathers who...

-Type.
-But I don't think that...

What you've got there
is boring as, Billy.

Do you want to get attention?

I suppose.

They are sea donkeys

who wear cardigans
and three-quarter white pants.

Please. I just want to go
and spend the day with Gloria.

Look, up until half an hour ago,
Woody and I were...

We couldn't even stand the sight
of each other.

Well, I wouldn't say that.

We were at each other's throats.

I wouldn't go that far, either.

-We were estranged.
-Yes. Complete strangers.

[ Door closes ]

And Hannah, although her methods
were unorthodox,

she restored peace.

If anything,
she deserves a reward, Tom.

Yeah. Give her her job back,
Tom, please.

If I lay down the law and then I
go back on laying down the law,

what sort of message
does that send?

It sends the message
that the law is bendable,

that it is not black and white,
that it is gray.

Well, isn't everything
a little bit gray, Tom?

-No. Not the law.
-[ Engine starts ]

Now, if you do not mind,

I've kept my lady love waiting
long enough.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Sniffs ] He's right.
I'm just not cut out for it.

I disagree.

You know, part of me knew
it was just too good to be true.

Good money, regular hours,
responsibilities.

Too much for a girl like me.

A girl like you?
What does that mean?

Oh, come on, Katie.

You and I both know
I got above my station.

I'm sorry,
but I don't believe that.

I can still hear the sea.

Yeah.

That's Artarta Cove nearby.

But it's really hard to get to.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Artarta Cove.

Yes?

I'm pretty sure
"artarta" means "shadow."

[ Laughs ]

It means "shadow"!

Hey, thank you.
Thank you, Shay.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

It's pretty steep path...
If you can even call it a path.

Yay.

Hey, you don't have to
come down.

You can stay up here.

I've come this far, haven't I?

All right.

Okay.

Published five minutes ago.
We're already getting hits.

Wait till they read
our next one.

I don't think
you can publish that.

Already did, loser.
See? It's live.

Lindsay.

What?
It's my grandpa's newspaper.

I can publish whatever I like.

There's a certain
journalistic responsibility

that comes with free speech.

Anyone call?
Anyone come in?

Nope.
It's been quiet as.

Good.

[ Computer chiming ]

Hi.

I've been looking
at your website.

Are you calling me
from the toilet?

Maybe.

Are you drinking wine
in the toilet?

Don't judge me. I'm just trying
to take a little me time.

-In the...
-In the toilet, yes.

It's the only place
where I can find some peace.

What time is it?

Am I not allowed to have
a glass of wine with my lunch?

Please don't tell me you're
having your lunch in the toilet.

Lunch was a couple of bites
of last night's pasta

in between tending to
my small people's every need.

But this I intend to savor.

Glass of wine,
chat with a friend.

What do you want to chat about?

Your latest story
on News of the Weld.

Did you leave the interns
in charge or something?

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

-Yes.
-Oh.

Well, that was a mistake.

Why?

JAN:
Have you not seen, George?

Coffee break, Mr. T.

JAN:
Got your eye off the ball there.

Uh, maybe.

Lindsay, Billy.

[ Whispering ] Take a look
at your news site... now.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

"Why redheads can't be trusted."

Why would they do this?

Arlo.

I'm beginning to wonder about
having you here at the council.

Giving us a bad rep.

I'm taking you off desk duties.

What other duties are there?

[ Music continues ]

[ Sighs ] Hi, Maxine.

[ Alpaca grunting ]

My name's Arlo.

I'm here to give you
your vitamins.

Billy found the bone inland,
in a creek.

Which means it would have had to
travel up and over that hill.

That's impossible.

Or it traveled through the hill.

How?

With the seawater.
The creek.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Hey, you stay here.

Just in case.

[ Flashlight clicks ]

[ Music continues ]

Did you actually lead me here,
Mum?

It'd be good to know why.

Shut up.

Do you ever hear from Robbie?

No.

You know you were always
too good for him, right?

FIONA:
Thanks.

[ Both laugh ]

She's fraternizing
with the enemy, Dad.

Or just selling him a drink.

No. There is definitely
a level of flirtation there.

Next she'll be sleeping
with the enemy.

Find us a table.
I'll be right back.

What about you?
Are you seeing anyone?

Don't read anything into it.
I am just making conversation.

Fiona, Vince.
Not interrupting, am I?

Fiona, we need to talk
about the presidency.

Sorry, but how far do you intend
to take this thing, Bill?

Do you mind? This is
confidential Weldian business.

Off you go.
Shoo.

Bill.

Sorry.

-What's that all about?
-What?

You can do better than that.

Oh, no. You don't get to tell me
who to see or what to do.

I'm a concerned citizen.

And I'm the bloody president,
so back off.

Oh, you are?

Well, you've nominated me.

I did.

So why do you suddenly
want to do this?

Maybe I want to be in charge
for once.

All right.

But let's do this properly...

See if anyone else wants to run,
and then we'll hold an election.

Bring it on.

Brilliant publicity, of course,
and you do know

this means no socializing
with the likes of Vince Culley?

It's not fitting behavior
for a presidential candidate.

-Hi.
-Hey.

Hey, sorry
about the redhead story.

L... Uh, it's fine.

Lindsay was left alone
in the newspaper office.

If that's the worst she can do,
I'm okay with it.

The only problem is I'm... I'm
not sure how to take it down.

Ike isn't in today.

Honestly, Dad, I don't care.

Woody and I are okay now.
You and Poppy next.

Yeah, I, um,
I think I'm probably

just gonna keep my distance
for a little bit.

Life gets better, mate.

No less complicated, but better.

Oh, um, I got a message
from Grandma.

She wants you to call.

Ah. Yeah.
You know, I've been meaning to.

Um, she probably just wants to
tell me off

for not staying in touch.

Yeah.
Or tell you off for Katie.

Yes.
That thought did cross my mind.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Waves breaking in distance ]

Shay?

I think I know what I want to do
with my life.

Shay, I found something.

-Are you serious?
-Right in there.

I...I moved some sand,

and I dug around a bit,
and...I found something.

Anahera?

I can feel it.

It's her.

It's her.

[ Music continues ]

"Fugly mouth-breathers"?

Who let the 12-year-olds loose
at the newspaper?

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, bloody hell.

She's got no boundaries,
this daughter of yours.

I think it's the right message
to be sending to Stafford.

They all wear white pants?
I quite like a white pant.

Dad...

I...

I want to run for president
of the new republic.

I'd be good at it.

I know what's going on
beneath the surface,

the sewerage and the storm-water
systems for a start.

No, I don't think so, son.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Why not?

Ike.

BIG MAC: Well, you've got
no head for politics, Bill.

I mean,
I'd put Monty ahead of you.

MONTY: No can do.
Too many skeletons.

You can't be in politics
if you've got skeletons.

[ Chuckles ]

Good boy.
I'll be right there.

Right.
I've got to go.

-See you soon.
-See ya.

It's just pretty casual.

Gonna throw some steaks
on the barbie.

Yeah?
First barbie of spring, eh?

We'd love to have dinner with
you, Katie, Billy, and Arlo.

Y-You two go.

I'll just make a sandwich
or something.

Oh, but this could be
a good opportunity

to make up with Arlo.

GEORGE:
See you in about half an hour.

Um, yeah, we'd love to,

but, um, uh, Tracey's
already started cooking, so...

Oh.
Okay.

-Another time, though, mate.
-Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

See ya.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

It's because of me.

No. Tracey had already started
cooking something.

I know.
Do you believe that?

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

[ Knock on door ]

Give a girl a heart attack.

I wanted to have a drink
with you, away from spectators.

Well, I'm sorry,
but we're closed.

Very nice.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm not planning to vote for
the merger of the two councils.

You're not?

Weld is Weld.
It's a cute little town.

Why, thank you.
We think so.

And we in Stafford
don't need our rates going up

to cover the cost
of Weld's ancient sewage system

and crappy roads.

Oh.
You're such a gentleman.

Hmm?

[ Lock clicks ]

[ Singing in Maori ]

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

That's me.

I'm gonna head back to the city,
make sure I've still got a job.

Your work here is done, eh?

Hey, thank you.

Oh.

It was well worth it...

in so many ways.

See you, Zac.

See you next time.

-Excuse me.
-Mm. Go.

Hey.

Hi.

Ike must feel the weight off.
Your whole family must.

Yeah.

Anahera,
finally where she belongs.

What about you?

-Where do I belong?
-Yeah.

Oh, you know, down on the beach,

getting into trouble
with the summer boys, it seems.

Come on, Hannah.
Don't give up.

I know how much
you wanted to be a cop.

-You heard Tom.
-Yeah.

It's been a couple of days.
He might have cooled off.

-I could have another word.
-I don't need you to do that.

Because you're gonna do it
yourself?

You're gonna march back in there
and ask for a second chance?

Because it's thanks to you that
Woody and I got over ourselves.

Friendship restored.

And I'm glad.

But you don't need to worry
about me, George.

-I'm sorted.
-Good, because...

I believe in you.

And I appreciate that.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

Hey, you boys seen Ngahuia?
Her phone's not on.

Oh, I hate to break it to you,
but she's gone.

Gone where?

Gone gone.
Like back to the city.

Why would she leave
without saying goodbye?

Well, she did say something
about saying goodbye

would be way too painful
for her.

Makes sense.

Yeah, she'll be back.
I'm confident.

Mm.

[ Music continues ]

What can I get you?

Uh, coffee, please.
My usual.

Hannah?

I'm very sorry about
the way things turned out.

Would you like a friand
with that?

No.
Thanks.

Look, Tom.
Don't sweat it, okay?

I wasn't cut out for the job.

You know, Fiona's stoked
to have me back

'cause she can actually have
a day off.

-Right.
-Yeah.

So it's a win-win.

Yes.
Good.

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Up-tempo music playing ]

Nice look.

I think it's quite saucy.

Whatever.
I'm not gonna wear it forever.

Hey, I think I'm gonna start
painting again.

Good idea.

Yeah. I think it's
what I'm meant to do.

What's that?

Book of dream destinations.

Your dream destination
is a graveyard?

You'll get there one day,
Siouxsie. We all do.

It's for my big OE.

-What's an OE?
-Kiwi ritual.

Young people leave
these islands,

they see a lot of sites,
they drink a lot of booze,

they shag a lot of foreigners,

and then they come back
and start their adult lives.

Hey, Lindsay, maybe you could go
on an OE with Siouxsie.

I'm actually moving back home.

There's never any food
or toilet paper here,

and I don't like
the old-lady furniture.

But what about Bill Jr. and
sending you to boarding school?

Let him try.

I'll write a story
about how plumbers

can never keep girlfriends
because of the lingering stench.

Laters.

-[ Door opens ]
-Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

-[ Laughs ]
-[ Door closes ]

I never do this...
Stay in bed all day.

Oh, you deserve some time out.

I'll call you.

That's what you said last time.

Ah.
But this time I mean it.

Mm.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

BIG MAC:
Isn't she a superstar?

VINCE:
She is.

Though that Republic of Weld
thing was genius.

Classic "look over there"
tactic.

Yeah.
You should go into politics.

Oh, I've got enough on my plate
if all this comes off.

Oh, I'm confident it will.

[ Chuckles ]

POPPY:
Yeah. It's great.

I've made lots of friends.

MARY:
Mm. That's good to hear, honey.

I was worried.

I mean, you've spent most of
your life surrounded by adults.

I'm fine, Mum.

Everyone's really nice.

♪ Don't be the one
who's down on me ♪

♪ Down on you ♪

♪ Baby, it's all around ♪

♪ The frown on me ♪

GEORGE: In all the endless
quotes about friendship,

I think Audrey Hepburn
said it best...

"The best thing to hold on to
in life is each other."

She's right, because...

"Even the sunniest day,
the funniest joke,

the bluest sea is nothing
without friends."

Aw.

Yeah.
A little bit cheesy this week.

I'm glad you and Woody
sorted it out.

Well, we were always going to,
because men don't hold grudges

like women can.

-Generalization.
-Well, blame Google.

I've been doing a lot
of research about this.

Don't write "Men don't
hold grudges like women do."

I wasn't going to.

Or I'll never speak to you
again.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Computer chiming ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Key clicks ]

Hi. Long time no see.

Not for lack of trying, George.

We were beginning to think
that you were ignoring us.

-How are the kids?
-Uh, well, they're...

TRISH: Sorry. We haven't got
time for small talk.

Okay. Look.
Look.

Whatever I've done or haven't
done, I am... I'm sorry.

Oh, for God's sake, George.
This isn't about you.

What's wrong?

You must have got the same
letter that we did, George.

Um...no.

Told you.
Other things on his mind.

Hush... Hush now, Trish.

Hang on. There's something
from my old address.

You'd better open it.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

TRISH:
It's about Laura.